 Dumb There may be bugs in some of these mugs, but there ain't no mugs on Jake My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb. We had ourselves another Successful Jeff Passenday Jake. Congratulations. Thank you highly successful Jeff Passenday Broke some news stories a lot of talks about that and your dog Maisie has some terrible farts He's growing. She's growing thought yesterday. We last night. I was like, oh my god smells like poop up here Katie's like, yeah, Maisie's been farting again. I'm like, I don't know babe That's smells like poop and she's like no Maisie. She's just been farting. I'm telling you she's a fart bag Well cup this morning corner of not the bedroom, but right outside the bedroom poop. Okay. Hey, that's a win I know what poop smells like. No, I'm kind of not really a win It's not really a win what happened in the sports world Jake we had some interesting news James in the sports Albert pool hosts arguably the best right-handed hitter of all time He goes to the Los Angeles Dodgers Crosstown from the Angels a horrible franchise to the Dodgers a very well-earned franchise. Oh How about that doesn't have to travel far our good guy Jake here had it on episode of talking baseball He said maybe the Chris Rose. I'm Trevor Ploof. I don't know shit Wow If you're wondering like why why would the Dodgers need pools? It's actually kind of a simple formula pool still crushes lefties The Dodgers kind of struggle versus lefties this year the Dodgers as a team are hitting I Don't know I had it. They're not hitting well versus lefties pools crushes lefties Max Muncie can slide over to second base put pools at first base versus lefties because noisy Lux McKinsey haven't really been getting it done And then you have the slowest right side of the infield in the history of baseball But they're mashing and taking walks Jim This is Sandoval when the playoffs come around if you want to start Albert for two at bats Where's the left-hand starting pitcher and then sub him out cool or he pitch hits against the lefty. That's it This is fun. This is good. And I read that Placido Polanco is part of the is that the right name as part of the Dodgers and he's like Paul's best friend So if it is Placido Polanco is one of the best heads ever ever ever Zach just put up just as That sucks for Zach. He's got to do that. Are we doing this? Are we just going I guess so well Well, he was a chugging race dug out mugs Does Zach time us or anything? Do you want me to put a timer on Zach's putting the timer on three two one? start I Think I beat him in the table. It was a dub. Is that sink water that tastes awful. Yeah, why'd you why didn't you use the good water? Thank You dug out mugs Code dumb Jake next segment we do is called tape on that I think I hit Jimmy the next segment is almost a breakdown. This is a fun one. Tim. We're leaving baseball We're going to basketball the nets had a play that looks like when you and your buddies are hanging out in the pool And you say alright, I'm gonna throw it here. You're gonna tip it there You're gonna tip it there you're gonna tip it there and then we're slam it in and there's some accidents made along The way but the group of a friends persevere which makes the celebration even that much better, right when you do it perfect You're like, okay Well, now we're just dude perfect and we did something we practice when there's like a slight miss bounces off the dog Yeah, yeah, so that's what happens I think the best part you noted this first time you saw it the calves played along Yeah, so normally the opposing team wouldn't be involved in this at all, but they got in the mix They started yeah, they batted lead off the calves started. We're gonna bounce it around No one actually hot potato. We're a hot potato this no one grab it and then Blake Griffin had the actual most skilled Scoop behind the back toss. That was awesome. So really cool play that was talking nets check out talking nets Let's go to more sports. Jake. We got a story here. That is Interesting Jim this is close to home for you a pitcher's arm was stolen out of his back seat of his car What Jimmy? Yes, Parker Hansen college baseball player woke up discovered his backpack was missing a thief walked in stole his backpack It had his prosthetic arm in there. He's Jim Abbott. He's a pitcher. He's got one arm Throw-in catching Perseverent overcoming. I didn't realize he went to Augustana. Yeah, and you know, that's your favorite band. Yes Oh Maybe it's the opposite. Yeah, so he goes to Augustana Jim Where did they find this arm in it in his backpack? Oh, no And then the thieves found it and just threw it in the recycling plant So then the guy was doing a second plan was like, hey, I think I found your arm I will I want mic'd up conversation with the thieves when they go through the backpack What we get what we get and they're like my question was gonna be fair or foul by the thieves because okay You've stolen something and you find an arm in there. Yeah, do you go to the recycling plant? Is it do you just like kind of put it in a lost and found the thieves are definitely like though We didn't steal his arm. We want the arm. We stole his shit like be fair to us when you're coverage There was a conversation Of a prosthetic arm knots custom-made to his arm anyone that keeps unless okay So this guy keeps a prosthetic arm his car because he needs it and he's a pitcher Anyone that keeps a prosthetic in their car for no reason is kind of a weird guy For no reason. Oh, I do. Oh, yeah Yeah, I just realized that that's what you meant when you throw it to me Yeah, I have a mannequin hand in my glove compartment have had it since high school cop pulled me over one time and He opened my I opened my glove apartment. There's a hand in there He like reached for his gun and I was like, oh, dude, that's just a mannequin hand Be cool about it. That's sometimes I put it on my hand at drive-thrus and hand them the credit card And then my hand falls off like get over and I was a kid once I had fun our tall friends They liked having sex in college one time Jimmy went around for a weekend And he just he went full mannequin hand and so he'd introduce himself to girls and they'd be like Couldn't like this less Well puts them in a real pit This guy a dick head with a fake mannequin hand or is this This actually a prosthetic and I have to play a really Do I have to play along with this shout out to Parker Hansen keep twirling it got his arm back some uh some great Not sports today Jake. So, you know pandemic hopefully winded down But we still got court zoom calls going on and man My guy Nathaniel Saxon is an absolute superhero He logged in to virtual traffic court And sometimes it saves an old zoom name or whatever it is and my guy Nathaniel logged in as but fucker 3000 Actually his sister made it the name You got to play the audio on this one editor Zach. Your name's not but fucker 3000 So your name isn't but fucker 3000 and the guy's like He had no idea what was going on Be cool, man. What did you hear about me like what what common parking ticket? To not know why the judge is calling you but fucker 3000 and just be like wait like what oh and then the judge Puts him in time out judge calls him an idiot and yo yo and a bunch of names And he comes back and he's like judge like that's our airplay name in our house to tooth. Yeah inside Joe I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry and the judge just hits him with a well. You should be Sit me here next to Britney Spears our employee of the week goes to Mr. Nolan we're a high school social studies teacher taught us everything we know we tortured him We both emailed him because we wanted him to come on a show because Almost all of our good memories in high school come from mr. Nolan's class and he got back to us Which makes him an employee here and he said Don't want to come on your show. I will thanks for reaching out. Thanks for reaching out. No interest Please don't email me ever again. He didn't say that but he said that Felt You guys send me two emails after I didn't respond to the first one Yeah, and now I'm responding to say like there better not be a third and no I don't want to come on your show that old stories from JJ R if you haven't checked that out go check it out But yeah, it was kind of like a whole like he could have came back with one cheeky like oh, yeah I remember this day that was pretty wild and it was just like no I put you in that my rear of you Please stop you email me you guys ruin my life for a year Go back to 2004 look at us now Pat Ha, ha, ha get him with some Jada Today's program was brought to you by dugout mugs They now have the dugout mugs early bird Father's Day sale happening now first 500 orders with the code dumb Get you 35% off all MLB dugout mugs Click the link below and use code dumb for 35% off a dugout mug of your choice Where did I see this tweet and I'm trying to find it now Plus your Planco hell yeah works with the Dodgers front office pulls best closest friends in baseball I nailed it memory of a genius