 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and honestly, I'm a little bit sad today because my mom told me I have to clean today. So that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play some cleaning games. That way, I still do what she demands, but I don't actually accomplish anything. I don't know if this logic makes sense. Anyway, a new game. Nice quirk about this game, Street Cleaning Simulator 2011. The text is cut off, but you can't change the resolution or the game crashes. It's something about checking the office. Let's check that office. Look how happy is this first day on the job. I think they tried to rip off my character idea with default. As mayor for Saberhaus and I'm pleased that you've taken on the job of keeping your town clean. Best regards, the mayor. Does the mayor have a name? I think this might be a scam. Go to the vehicle. It is inside the large building opposite the office. This one. Can I run? Okay, good. I can. He just takes a little bit to react. Press page up to engage the forward gear. Okay, now popper in reverse. How do I actually go? These are very confusing controls. I'm trying to signal for help. Turn on the left indicator by pressing the comma key. What the hell? And the number pad to use the brush. Oh my God. This is so much information. Press the T key to use the moisture and then seven and eight to move it. Oh my God. How am I supposed to do this? Oh, we can get a little camera on there to get some close-up action. Okay, let me just figure out the combination. Okay, so page up twice. T. Yeah. Four. And then up arrow. Okay, you've got that. How the hell did I actually remember all that? Is it clean? How do I change my camera again? Why a W, of course. I think I'm best in this in this camera. Why am I not going forward? Okay, hold on. I can figure this out. I can't move and I know these controls off by a heart. Is it, is the game like making me use the water spray before I can do anything else? Is that what it is? How do you use the water spray and I know these controls off by a heart? I figured out the horn button. That's great. How do I stop the water? I don't think I can move when it's on. Learn to use your machine. I'm trying. Oh no, it's so loud. I've got the hazards on because I'm in a hazard. I'm stuck in this vehicle and I can't get out. Oh, oh, I'm moving. I can't see where I'm moving, but I'm moving. I'm W. Scroll. Yes. Okay, I'm going out onto the streets to clean up the city. I know it's early and everyone's probably asleep by the looks of things, but don't worry. It's whisper quiet. Oh, he's got a bit of a stain on his shirt. Let me clean him. Oh, yeah, he's cleaned. Where is he? God, how many was a magician? He just disappeared. Sorry, no time to stop for red lights. There's an emergency downtown. Someone got sick all over the pavement. Come on, hurry up. It's bad when a fucking street cleaner has to overtake you because you're going too slow. Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't take it personally, kid. I'm just faster than you. I don't know where I've gone, by the way. I am definitely outside my jurisdiction. If I get caught cleaning this area, I'm in big trouble. This is owned by a rival street cleaning gang. Sorry, sorry. They'll never catch me despite the fact I have a trail running behind me for miles. Why is this map so big? I've been driving for like 10 minutes. Oh my God, it's just a massive loop and then it goes back to the city. I thought I was going somewhere new. Sorry, your car is dirty. Your car is dirty. I'm cleaning it. It's a favor. I can't, I cannot fix the camera. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have tried to. Oh, heck in hell, that is one clean car. I'll see you around. Oh, he crashed, fucking idiot. I'm going off road back to town. It'll be faster. Trust me. I'm a street cleaner. If there's one thing I know it's the streets. Oh, this water looks kind of dirty. I might give this a clean too. Oh yeah, nice and clean. How is it still driving? It does not care. The hazard lights still on and everything just for the fish, you know? I love it. Understand this game. And somehow it actually was a lot faster to come this way. I'm back in the town. Oh, I'm stuck. I can't move at all. I've gotten my brush stuck on this fence when I was trying to knock down someone. All right, you know what? I might call it a day on that one. You gotta get home to the wife or whatever I did. Dude, please flee. I can't get out. All right, fine, quit. You're on your own now chief. You really wanna exit the game. Any progress not saved will be lost. Yes, please lose all that progress. Okay, this game jumped out at me right away because I am a serial killer. Oh, serial cleaner. Oh, all right, I'll play it anyway. All right, this should be a breeze. Avoid the guards, grab the evidence, carry the body to the car. Ah, ah, ah, ah, what do I do? I've got the body, do I hide in this box? Run, I don't know if I can go this way. No, I can't, it's a dead end. Ah, ah, he can run faster than me. Oh no, I just ran into the same feckin' room as him. All right, in you go and off I go. Let's get out of here. Time for a quick getaway. Oh god damn it, I'm stuck behind a street cleaner. All right, I'm home. Don't tell me I have to clean here too. Oh, I live with my mom and she's making pancakes. Oh, I hope that's another job. I love the way he runs around his house. His arms are like this. No more TV for you, mom. Wait, where's my car go? Ah, it's out front. It's one of them self-driving cars. He drove around the front for me. Oh my god, why is this so busy? Just immediately ran in there and grabbed the body. I just loaded into my trunk out front. Oh no, oh no, I've been caught at it. All right, all right, start again, this is fine. Oh, fuck, they moved the bodies. It seems very unprofessional. Just take, I'm outside your jurisdiction. You can't get me in my car. It just ran out of the car. He doesn't even look in the car and see there's like three bodies in there. I can't find the last body. I don't know where it is. I found someone's brain by the looks of it. You should always wear a helmet while riding a bicycle. Oh, you can hide in a box. I didn't know you could do that. Ah, this guy's out here. I see, he died in an unrelated hopscotch tragedy. Fifth one this week. When will people realize it's a fool's game? Adrenaline junkies. Oh, I have a vacuum? Sorry, I missed your call. I was vacuuming the lawn. Oh, let me vacuum my way to the phone. He said there's gonna be a lot of blood and my equip for that. And lucky for him, I just learned how to use a vacuum. I'll just vacuum up all the blood. Do we go? How can he not hear this? It's just streaks. Oh, Becky caught me. Dude, I'm just out here doing vacuuming. I'm quirky like that. Is that a squirrel? How big is he? I think he did the murders. No, no, no, no, no, you can have him back. I don't care, I'm just here vacuuming. Ignore me. Oh, I love cleaning. I don't suppose any of you are dirty cops, are you? Cause I can clean you too. All right, I'm just here to have a good time. You guys get back to work. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's. All right, I got away. Oh, no, I didn't get away. Oh, sweet Jesus. They're so fast. But I am so clever. I'm doing you guys a favor. Like you'd have to clean up later anyway. Come on, 59%. What is the point in vacuuming up this blood? Like there's still so much. Look at all that. That squirrel really had a personal vendetta against them, didn't he? All right, I'm home. Oh my God. I hope mom made pancakes cause that was stressful. Oh, the deadly telegraph is this newspaper's name. Look, it's destroyed. At least I could kind of explain myself a bit more if I'm vacuuming the office. It's just like, oh, I'm just the cleaner. I didn't realize this was blood. Whereas before I was just vacuuming a forest. I'm just throwing them out the window. Oh my God. I just skidded along the blood. Oh, I think I might be screwed. How high is this desk that he cannot see me? Okay. All right, I'm done. That's it. I was playing hardcore mode. I forgot to mention that I got caught and that's the end of it. He died. Cops always trying to ruin my fun. I'm just trying to vacuum. That's it. All right, we're on to viscera cleanup detail. No cops in sight. Just a man and his mop. Oh, I can play split screen co-op. Yes. Zero gravity. That seems good. Time limit, five minutes. I don't plan on doing a good job. I plan on doing a quick job. Wait, where's my split screen co-op partner? There must be some mistake. Kick the player. Can I kick myself? I don't understand. I have my two controllers. I can play split screen on myself. It's the most disappointed I've ever been. Maybe the game is trying to protect me for myself because that might be the most pathetic thing that I have ever done. If I actually accomplished that. Now I don't have any friends to play with but I figured why not play some board games by myself? I think I'm getting this place more messy than I started. Where's my mop? No, I have my mop. I mean, where's my bucket? Just janitor looking for a bucket. Aha. You know, I can't mop out bullet holes. I think no matter how good I clean this, there might be a suspicion that something went down here. Ah, there's robots. Just blame it on them. Oh, Jesus. What happened here? Could you not bleed all over my clean floor? Oh, God damn. Now I'm tracking blood footprints. Okay, I may as well have a bucket of blood at this point. Can I, can I put you in the... Don't want to clean anymore. One more shot in here. I thought I needed the old bucket. That's a good mopping arm you got there. Just treating it as a baseball bat. Who is tracking in, fecking blood footprints? It's not me. I have done nothing wrong. You come with me. You're getting fed to shark now. Can I do anything with the bodies or are they just staying out? Cause I mean, that kind of is a sign that something went down here too. Oh, that's someone's arm. For feck's sake. I know when I was trying to play co-op earlier, I was looking for a hand, but this is not what I meant. Wait, I think I just, all my timer ran out, didn't I? I had five minutes to clean. I got fired. No surprise there. You raided the last of your beer supply and prepared to make as big a mess as you can in your office before you leave, ensuring the suffering of your hateful colleagues. That does sound like me. Also, I've jammed this door unintentionally, and I don't know how to get past it now. So I guess that rooms off limits for now. I'm done. I quit, even though you already fired me, but I quit. All right, that was some good cleaning. Oh God, finally. I did something my mom asked me to do, and this feels good. It only took 26 years. I'm still proud of myself. I hope you enjoyed it. I know I did. I enjoyed this bit of cleaning, even though my house is still in the state and I've got a lot of cleaning to do. In real life, I think I get a pass for doing this. If you want to see more of me, I post every single day. I don't always do cleaning content. Honestly, it's a rarity. But if you like cleaning content, maybe ask for some more and we could scrub some dishes or something. I also stream over on Twitch. I don't do any cleaning content over there, but still feel free to visit me. The link is in the description. And other than that, I'll just say, I hope I see you next time. Bye for now.