Let's face it, the slutbag Halloween costume thing is gonna stick around until the Earth freezes over so if you can't beat them, JOIN THEM!
In this video, I offer my unique talents to those who don't have their Halloweiner costume all lined up yet. See, it's not that easy. Not everyone can be gifted with the vision to just make things look trashy. It takes time, a good eye, and most of all, experience. That's why I'm lending my help to the girls that haven't given in to the tramp Halloween tradition, but don't want to waste their cash on fancy brands like "Leg Avenue". You're welcome, world.