 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is The Weekly Dumb. Woo! It's a bit of a different episode today, Jake. We're giving out awards! Woo! I've given out a lot of awards over the past decade of doing this show, and we have narrowed them down with your guys' help. We're giving them out today. Bino Belt, Tuesday night. Let's get into it. Face the middle camera. The first award to be given out is the best intro. We have three nominations. Jake, what are they? Dug out mugs, gross drink pouring. Finest one. Writing in silence, end quotes, you look like dog shit, and prayer circle. I don't remember prayer circle. I do remember writing that you look like dog shit, or did you write it to me? You wrote to me. We went back and forth. I wrote that one. Yeah, so I had prayer circle as a, if you were passionate about it, it could have won, because it's really good. I don't remember it. If you re-wash it, I think you go prayer circle. But that's the awards, writing in silence. Did we pray in a circle or something? Zach was in the shot, and we all held hands. Oh, I had that as cult. We take off Zach's clothes. Next award! Jim, the next award is the best award. Best award announcement of the year. And it was, I think this is just a winner, is when you announced last episode that we're doing an award show. We're going to do an end of year, weekly dumb awards. Good job by you. I've got a couple. What's it called when someone runs an election and no one runs against them? I've got a couple awards. I just straight snaked. Uncontested. Jake the Snake. Best sound effect. Flop. Flop. Flop. Flop. Flop. How much would you pay? Best almost a breakdown. There's two candidates here, including myself, Jake Flip Cup Victory. This is the best shot. A champion. That is a champion celebration. Jim, they have to go up against something, and this goes up against Deer through the bus windshield. Like the kid doesn't even care. And I think the quote from the article was like, I didn't expect that. Oh, wow. That was a good video. When that kid was just kind of sleeping and like, get off me, Deer. And the Deer was just involved for too long. But your Flip Cup Victory is one of my favorite reactions. I went Deer. Wow. You decided at home. Ty. Ty. First ever Ty. Looks like the next award is best lie. This was a good lie. You guys didn't read the disclaimer. If we make one of these, everybody gets a free dugout mug. If we make one of these dugout mugs, says everyone gets a free mug. Is it a dual lie? I mean, we were both in cahoots. There's no doubt. I just have a lot of good lies on record. Oh. It's kind of disappointing that I don't win best lie. When I'm just always lying. It's a lot of lying from you. Yeah. Wow. Next one's a tough one. Wow. The best Jake impression. A lot of candidates. Duck tails. Rawr. Frog throat. Ha ha ha ha ha. Noise machine. Terrible. Jumping out of a plane falling on a desk. Wally. Rawr. Rawr. Rawr. R2-D2. Rawr. And a duck trying to fly but cannot fly. A duck. Don't do this. Trying to fly but cannot fly. Don't do this. Do that impression for Zach. Ha ha ha ha. Now, I want to throw one into the mix when you were in an elephant smashing my head. That was an impression. That was just ha, it just happened. That was just happen-sancing. I had to pick here. Duck trying to fly but cannot fly. I always throw that one to you. You're so good at it. I'm good at this. Rawr. Oh, I have a best impression. Best Jimmy impression. Ha ha. Hit him with some Jada. Ha ha. Wow. Best mini game. Was this suggested by a commenter? Because this is a awesome rock, paper, scissors. When I threw, oh, did I throw a nub? That's so funny. Rock, paper, scissors. Rawr. Rawr. No, no, no. No, no. I went hook up with a turtle or an owl. Would you rather hook up with turtle or owl? 3, 2, 1, turtle. I like great that name actually we should do that more. I like great that name. Great that name wins. One out of ten, Schanas, Won. 3, 2-1-4. Best Trumb bone for my skill in life. So again this became a Jake category pretty quick. Yeah, for the Olympians. Next award is a prestigious one. I don't know who's winning it. I may let Jake decide. It is the best poop story. Jake's famous poop story. Tell him the famous poop story. Pooped in a trash can. Jake pooped in a trash can. I went in there and I hung out. Do you think you had to poop more than me? Hands reveal. And it was like, or guy pooping in a subway mop bucket. What are you doing? Stop. And the shitter pulls his pants up, fights them off, takes his own mop. I do think that video was fake though. So I am going to go with your story. Yeah, I went Jake's famous poop story. It's it is famous. The best on location. So it's the beach. The beach won that handily. I can't even think of another contestant. This is a good one. This is the best character award. I believe everyone thought Ripper. Was going to be a runaway winner. But I never been off the docks in the bowels of the archives of the history of the weekly dumb lies. Flaxel Jackson and Flax. Jackson and Flaxel. What's up? I'm Jackson. He's Flaxel. I'm fractural. We have a lot of people forgot about Jackson and Flaxel. And you know what? I'm giving it to Jackson and Flaxel. Jackson and Flaxel. Easily, easily. What a performance. Yeah. And now for best ad read of the year goes to Mizan and Maine. You know what they do? They make nice clothes that are comfortable. I don't like being uncomfortable. Do you like being uncomfortable, Jake? No, that's why I wear Mizan and Maine. You've seen it on my well-dressed Wednesdays. Whoops. Right now, if you go to MizanandMaine.com, use promo code dumb. You'll receive $35 off any regular price order of 125 or more. Thanks, Mizan and Maine. Back to the show. Next up. Best spot. Here's a picture of BBD's butt. The Downhill From Here Award. Wow. This is a TBT on an M. Is the stickers falling off the wall in the first ever episode? People say it's when the show was at its funniest. This one brought back memories. Wow. Yeah, I forgot about this. The Stay Hydrated Award. I forgot all about this. We drank out of a giant water jug from the cooler. I forgot we did that. That was tough. The Bad Guy Award. And the winner of this goes to Jake when he cooked that lobster alive. Don't tell this story. It makes you sound like a bad guy. We opened it up and he took like his last step. It scarred me for life. Delicious. Was a hit at the party. Shabrammen. The All Fours Award goes to Luke for being bird like a horse. We talked about you earlier. Oh, cool. Good things. Are you a bird like a horse? Congrats. To my mom too. Oh my God. This is basically the Zach Makes My Mom Upset Award. Yes. A.K.A. The Blood Award. When you made me f**k myself in the head. I watch it and I get scared for myself. And then the little bloop on my chest afterward. That's my vote. Shaving my eyes out. You asked for him to do that, I believe. Obviously. But you watch it and you're like, wow. We're putting this out. This is a show. This is my proudest award. Oh, the giggles award. And I was glad this got a giggle on everyone. Let's just, let's just roll. Let's roll tight. Enough talking. Let's just roll tight. Let's roll tight. I've been watching these Pittsburgh Pirates are the worst team I've ever seen. A big award. The Bug Award. This was the toughest one for me. One, Bugs on Jake's Coffee Cup. And its competitor, Bugs in a Mug. When I threw Bugs on Jake's face and he sucked them up like a vacuum. That one has my vote. I'm going Bugs in a Mug Lock. It's hard to fight Bugs in a Mug. I won't fight you on it, but I love the Bugs on a Coffee Cup. Our next award is the Cameron Diaz Award. This is arguably one of your best awards. You got me. I got you. Something about Mary. Jim, I know. Good movie, bad movie, something about Mary. How much you like this. Good movie, bad movie, something about Mary. Good movie. That's all right. I didn't remember doing this, but then Zach showed me behind the scenes while Zach's editing. Before I leave for the day, I say show me one funny clip and then he showed me this and I didn't remember doing it to you. But I did get you pretty bad. I got you. Yeah, I got you. He's in a tight spot there. The best employee of the week singing intro. I think I'm going to go with employee who's a creep. Yes. Because it's so rude. It's an employee eating sheep. It's an employee who's a creep. Why did you end it? Do you say employee who's a creep? What? That's tough. Suddenly, nobody wants it. Every time I naturally sing that song, that's the first line. And that leads us to the employee of the week comment suggestion. They wrote it as the employee, employee of the weeky week. This made me laugh out loud. It almost went to Zach, but instead it went to Fleas Penis, which I forgot that Fleas Penis got employee week. Wow. Are we serious here, Jake? Best moment of the year slash best fart. That's saving. Which seems like. Because best moment of the year. Best moment of the year. I thought we'd have a lot of options. Yeah, that. But slash best fart. There's only one option. Like we're getting towards the end of the show and that's like best picture. Yeah. And I was like, well, best moment of the year, but then slash best fart. The wizard fart was most requested by the comments. Love you guys. Comment of the year and this wraps up the first ever yearly awards show. Comment of the year goes to Mark Mackman who just last episode commented. Checked my subscriptions and I find weekly dumb. What are you guys doing? That was a weekly dumb. The yearly dumb awards were brought to you by Mizan and Maine. Comfort and flexibility. Mizan and Maine now makes incredible comfortable flannels, no tuck shirts, performance polos, chinos and so much more. And they've got over 30,000 five-star reviews. 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