 In New York's 42nd Street Theatre, the curtain is soon to go up on the final performance of the season's most successful musical comedy. There's nothing at all unusual about this performance, except one thing. Dan Christie, the leading man, is mysteriously absent. I've just been through the whole building, Miss Lane, from the bottom room to the top of the flagpole. He just ain't here. Well, keep on looking, Joe, please. Oh, man! I phoned the Aster Bar, the Waldorf Grill, the Traveler's Aid, and Cresselmeyer's Fish Grotto. No, Danny Boy. Did you look enough? Yeah, they're two in all the dressing rooms, Vicki. Oh, Max, what'll we do? There's still ten minutes before you and he appear. What if he got run over? He may be in a hospital unconscious. Well, that Danny don't need a hospital. I wondered, did he think we closed last night? Oh, we've got to find him, Max. We just got to. Yes, they're searching everywhere for Dan Christie. Everywhere except right in front of the theatre, where Dan's having rather a difficult time saying good night to a most engaging young lady. Well, thanks a lot for dropping me by, Marilyn. You've got lots of time yet, Danny. You said you didn't have to change. Yeah, well, I've got to make up for it. I know. I'll come in and watch you. Oh, uh, some other time, honey. Oh, well, wait a minute. Your chin's lipstick, darling. Oh, that's fine. Here, my handkerchief. Thanks. Well, yeah. Well, how's that? Perfect. You'll phone me tomorrow? Oh, sure. Good night, Danny. Good night. Phoebe, any luck? I'm only your agent, honey, not his. No, no luck. Phil, you said something about Danny breaking a dinner date tonight. Oh, that's right. He said he'd have a surprise for me. Maybe this is the surprise, not showing up. Danny, Danny, is that you? Oh, Danny, where have you... Victor? Oh, how nice. Vicky, yes, just as I thought. Time has succeeded in making you only more explicit. Oh, hi. Thank you. Hi. Hello, Phoebe. You haven't changed a bit. Ah, Vicky laying in person, in the flesh. And a couple of pounds too much of it. That was always one good thing about being your dancing partner, Victor. You were so strenuous, I never got above 110. If you're listening, be ready for your entrance. Thanks, Joe. I'm sorry, Victor, but I've got a show to do. After the show, maybe? Well, uh, how about intermission time? Come back then, huh? Wonderful. I'll see you then, darling. Goodbye, Phoebe. What a character. Oh, he's all right. Oh, where's Dan? Now don't get yourself upset over nothing. Nothing? Remember Boston? That doesn't count. He chased him. It's always a girl when he's late. I just hated to admit it. Well, of course I'm here. What's everybody so worked up about? Hello, baby. Oh, Danny. See you later, kids. Come on, Max. Let's grab. Huh? Oh, sure. Danny, where were you? Just out shopping for something. And, uh, when did you start using Perfume? What? Oh. Oh, well, uh, that's some new toilet water I'm trying out. Too strong, baby? No. Too expensive. That's called surrender, Dan. $32 an ounce. And the only girl I know can afford to smell a $32 an ounce is that Park Avenue dev from the neck up Marilyn Irwin. Well, now you're just getting feminine. Hey, you two on stage. Your number is next. We're coming. Surrender. Did you? Ouch! Watch where you're going. You were born suspicious. Come on, my public is calling her. Your public? Your public? Well, of all the conceited, of all the... Oh, it's our public. Well, smile, will you? Is that better, Mr. Christie? That's just wonderful. Just wait a word through with this number. Just wait. Oh, listen, a dame like you ought to be here. I'll pipe down. We're on. Don't let the thunder scare you. Don't let it wear you down. You may get wet, but you never can drown in the rain. Don't be afraid of showers. Feel like the flowers do. Get along, little cuckoo. Mr. Gloom is afraid of a song. Now, if you must know why I was laid, I was out looking at engagement rings. May I see it, Danny? The ring? Well, it's still at the jewelers, but the... Oh, why? Well, because I'm having an inscription put on the inside. Oh, I guess you've got to know everything, huh? Okay. The inscription says, Tovicky with love, together till the final curtain. Oh, Danny. Two dollars a word and we'll be ready till Wednesday. Together till the final curtain. Don't you like it? The most beautiful words I ever heard. Oh, darling. Oh, that's a little better. Forgive me, Danny. Sure, sure, but you shouldn't act up like that, honey. Hey, now, no tears, Vicky, please. I just can't help it, Dan. Tears and mascara don't mix. I like your eyes plain. I'll just borrow that handkerchief. Here, honey. Oh, no, no, not that one. Were you going to say something, Danny? No. Awfully tiny handkerchief, Danny. Are these your initials? Yeah. No, no, no. I just borrowed it from one of the stagehands to have something in my eyes. Like lipstick? Could be paint. Could be, Dan. And those initials could stand for murder incorporated, but they don't. They stand for Marilyn Irwin. You were out with her, weren't you? After prom- I was not out with her. I just bumped into her. Hmm. From the looks of the lipstick, it must have been quite a collision. Oh, why am I trying to kid myself? Look, Vicky. Vicky, you can't convict a guy on circumstantial evidence. I told you the truth. And I've had all I'm going to take. That's the truth, too. But won't you even let me? Don't worry. I haven't changed, Mr. Christie. He'll never change. Hey, Vicky, across to. You've got that other number with Dan in two minutes. Not in two minutes or two centuries. Do you hear, everybody? I'm walking out. I'm through. Here you are, sir. Twenty minutes ago, I asked for that bourbon soda. Where'd you get it from? Kentucky? Oh, no, sir. However, I have been to Kentucky. A state sometimes referred to as the cradle of the West. Hmm. Where are all the customers? Well, it's quite late, sir. They've all gone home. Now, if you'd just go home, everything would be perfect. Danny, boy. Danny. Oh, go away from me. I've been looking for you all night. Bartender, will you throw this bomb out? Such an attitude. And me, your agent. And what an agent? The show closed over a month ago and still no backers for a new one. I repeat, Commissioner. Beat it. Scram. But I have got the backers. I don't believe you. Bickle and Brown, they'll put up a hundred grand. But they're just one little thing. Like, for instance? Well, Bickle and Brown won Vicky in the show, too. Oh, no, no. Never. Not after what she did to me. Walked out on me, left me flat. Listen, Danny, you're too big a man to hold a grudge. Look at how ridiculous it strikes me. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Look, fat boy. Even if I were willing to forgive Miss Lane, which I'm not, she is not available. Miss Lane is 2,000 miles away at a place called Lake Louise in the Canadian Rockies. They have wolves in the Canadian Rockies. And what of them is their dancing partner, Mr. Victor Prince? I know all about that. That's why I brought you these tickets. Tickets? Yeah, you fly there tomorrow. What makes you think she'd leave Victor Prince for Bickle and Brown? She's not to know anything about them. You got to break her, come back to New York just for you. And in 10 days. Oh, but Vicky hates me. Oh, look, just turn on the old charm. Make her see what a romantical guy she walked out on. And don't mention B and B at all. Why should I go to all that trouble? You really want to know why? Because Bickle and Brown have a funny feeling that without Vicky, you're all washed up. They said it to me, and I say it to you. Now, what do you say? Blow. Okay, I'll blow. But there are your tickets. You know, they say that Lake Louise is remarkably scenic, sir. It's referred to constantly as, and I quote, the jewel of the Canadian Rocky. Get me another drink, I can still hear you. Yes, sir. Come on, Vicky, we've danced enough. Or we'd leave them wanting more. Good, I'm tired. Have a range for a table, just you and I. Mmm, perfect. You're wonderful, Victor. Simply wonderful. Yeah, thank you so much. Come on, Vicky, come on over. Oh, thank you. You're all very sweet gentlemen. But I was about to sit down with Mr. Prince. Well, maybe he won't mind if I... Vicky, our table's over there, darling. Well, then again, maybe he will mind. Thanks anyway, gentlemen. Here's the most flatter, the most flatter. Well, Vicky, on an occasion like this, I'll try them for Lake Louise. It's called for something very special. I make you a brandy, oh, Victor. Now, let me see. Captain, you bring nutmeg upstairs? How clumsy of me. A knife on the floor, Victor. That always used to mean a strange man would arrive. Remember? Yeah, we were so silly, darling. Now, where was I? Oh, yes, nutmeg, Captain. I'm sorry. A bit of lemon peel, castilian, of course. What's the matter? Who are you? Mac Tavish is the name, sir. You're Valet. Oh, my Valet. My Valet? You're Valet, sir. You hired me yesterday afternoon, sir, in New York. I always thought a fellow saw pink elephants. So now it's Valet, huh? Why don't you remember, sir, the cocktail bar? Oh, I'm beginning to. You insisted I give up everything and come with you. So we took the place. What place? Where am I? The Chateau, Lake Louise. Heart of the Canadian Rockies. You've just been napping. You wouldn't happen to know what I'm doing here besides napping. Well, I believe the nature of your mission has to do with a young lady, sir. Vicky? Excellent, sir. Oh, yeah. It all comes back. Vickle and Brown, back in ten days with Vicky Lane. Back in ten days with Vicky Lane. I love you, sir, but it sounds like a slogan. So how long have you been talking like information, please? Well, it all started, sir, when my aunt Stephanie died. It was in her will. Oh, that's a lot of big words, huh? Her will stipulated that as long as I went to college, I would receive ten thousand dollars a year. I've been going to school now for twenty years, sir. I, uh, I graduated last month. Twenty years in one school? I have departments from five, sir. Any from bartender's college? Well, I became a bartender last week, sir. After twenty years of school books, I was determined to learn about life. Tell me, what's the melting point of magnesium quick? It's three thousand five hundred B's per night, sir. Mm-hmm. We signed to Turkey's alphabet. Eh, let's pay pay, sir. Is that correct, sir? How do I know it sounds correct? Sounds impossible. All right, Mac, hang around. Oh, thank you, sir. Hey, don't for a minute, I thought I was hearing music. But you are, sir. Your secretary and her brother. My wife, why not go inside and renew acquaintances, sir? She's the most interesting people. Just try and keep me out of there. I'm going to explain. And I'll go to Chattanooga, Chuchu. Chuchu is a train that will take me to someone's ship. Today is my station. I'll go to Chattanooga, Chuchu. I'll go alone, if I go, even if the train doesn't stop. And you take the train to the prison, they'll close at three o'clock in the afternoon. Little by little, the captain will leave. He'll take a cab and take a bus. And he'll eat the ramenegs in Carolina. I'll take a cab and take a bus. I'll take a cab and take a bus. But for the Brazilians, they want a bus. Let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go. Little by little, the captain will leave. Chattanooga, Chuchu. I'll go to Chattanooga, Chuchu. I'll go to Chattanooga, Chuchu. I'll go alone, if I go, even if the train doesn't stop. And you take the train to the prison, they'll close at three o'clock in the afternoon. I'll go alone, if I go, even if the train doesn't stop. Chattanooga Chuchu. I'll go to Chuchu, Chuchu. Chuchu, Chuchu, Chuchu. Well, please do not bargain while I'm sing, will you please? Oh, you too, Mr. Priestly, I want. Well, say about who you are. My name is Rosita, Rosita, Archie. Mar��면 재미 변. Sure, you're new secretary. Oh no. That's quite right there. her when we stopped in Detroit. She was at the souvenir counter at the airport where you were having some little troubles and I fixed for you little trouble. You want to send your photographs to little girls but you need a document to know what you were from and I think. Oh thanks. I sent her on off me then you say I got a new job working for you and I like very much. Tell me Snow White who are the seven dwarfs. My brothers they play nice music now. Of course I hired them to. You insist they love me so much and you say a whole bunch come along to well now that clears everything yes and rather a happy little establishment it is look do me one favor you are the ball the way slaves then just stay here till I come back all of you sure we have to practice music anyway the pie I'm going to go downstairs I want to find Vicki Lane it's and then they may be a big I came I saw I can't oh yeah I came I saw what on the wagon I'll be back a little like that almost finished and the old victim you know I got the recipe straight from the Sultan of Indore the richest man of the world one taste Vicki you feel the same way I still think I should have ordered a sandwich why don't you let me get it for you and what in the world I hope I'm not interrupting anything well no oh excuse me Victor this is Mr. Christine Mr. Prince oh yes Vicki's dancing partner huh that's one way of expressing it yet you mean there's another way look Dan it's beautiful isn't it oh a ring yeah I see an engagement ring Dan isn't it exciting yes it's very exciting well I guess I'll be running along oh no sit down please be ready in just a second now another of my specialty brandy or Victor now that one throw just can more drop did you say brandy or blockbuster or Victor I can't understand it is not supposed to do that well Vicki I I hope you're married life won't be quite so explosive well thank you Dan but I'm really very happy well that's great that's fine well I think I'll go upstairs now it's not the noisy there's only a jet to do go jet to do go to do to a jet to do go to Dan what's the matter with you oh nothing at all nothing at all that was wasn't the brandy that exploded Vicki only my heart good night good night Dan hmm peculiar fellow very standing around he's looking at us quick kiss me darling how was that exactly right he's gone now and I don't think Mr. Christie will trouble us again Dan Christie came to Lake Louise to bring Vicki Lane back to New York but his eyes have just seen what his head had never thought of Vicki Lane in Victor Prince's arms and on our third finger left hand a very impressive engagement rings returning to his room Dan called for his scholarly valid McTavish back to bags McTavish we're leaving you know it's remarkable Mr. Christie convincing Miss Lane like that ever I flopped season love McTavish and I guess that lets me out in all directions I've lost my girl and I've lost my next show come on take a wire for me to the commissioner remember my agent indeed sir but I believe wire taking is more within the realm of your secretary and Mr. Murphy for Mr. Murphy I called you good we come okay boys and the two job as far as I'm concerned about my junior all present boy look Murph yeah I don't need them I just want to talk to you oh why don't you say so okay boys scramble I want you to send a wire for me Murph we're leaving we're going home you go home mate but I stay right next yes we had toyed with a thought miss Murphy and I have staying here for quite a while to study relationship well I can get a job from the hotel they hear my brothers and me practice and boom they write where they say we work for them all right Murphy you can stay if you want to oh mercy mercy mercy for reasons more extreme what's your name isn't it yes it's my name my father is mercy my mother Brazilian sent years ago Papa run away from my mama three years ago brother and I come up to not to look for my father but this who has a shift full of a Patrick Murray hey what do you look at me out there you're pretty cute you say oh well that's purely an academic out today look you know I got a great idea get into your room Rosita and into your best dress and then maybe yeah right away tell you what we'll do I'll do we'll go downstairs the supper club I want to make an impression are you know kind of make someone jealous maybe oh I see I'm the bite and she's a big fish yeah now don't mind if I take a few innocent liberty why not this is the land of liberty yes well my enjoying yourself oh I love it well I like very much but when we get to work well that's their table over there I hope you don't mind dancing so close I think it's so much cozier but when you dance that room but she's not supposed to be so cozy but okay by me big boy there they are well here we are again oh hello man and baby well don't look so surprised baby it's my natural expression naturally oh excuse me and this is my secretary miss murphy miss vicki lane miss bb gray and mr victor prince how do you do i mean sure i'm fine thanks how do you do how do you do well vicki didn't you get that sandwich yet a long ago but won't you join us you and your secretary well we were going to sit on the power please i insist okay roceder thanks so much perfectly stunning gown you're wearing this murphy patty carnage I should say not please but for me yes please see well you see miss murphy has a sense of humor she's a sense for my next show I'll bet she's a barrel of laughs oh I'm awfully glad you think so vicki you see girls who are just beautiful or a diamond set but when you find one with a sense of humor ah then you really got something if you'll excuse me victor I'd like to go to the powder room hurry back down I'll go to miss lands my face is a mess too maybe what's cooking I don't know what's cooking but I know someone's doing good I don't know miss lane but I think I'm going to like your people's you are being so nice to me it's frankly unintentional I assure you thank you I wish I was a blonde like you maybe I bleach my hair too oh you're terribly witty miss murphy but my hair is naturally blonde well shut my mouth don't breathe it to a stool and nobody will know the difference look I don't know what you're after but you don't stand a chance with Dan crispy huh I think you know what I mean babe I do do you you bet I do what's the trouble miss land you got hard time finding boyfriend of course not and don't change the subject I don't know what your relations are with Dan but I know that you're not we are no relations he's just my boss oh then it's only natural your head over heels and love with him huh the love don't make me laugh nothing to hide and open the heels nowhere you're sure you're quite sure was it too please I know him since yesterday is what you call just a push-up oh oh you mean a pickup that's it you pick me up in the toilet and sit me down here just between me and you miss land I think you have something absolutely oh you say I go play with him and I give me I give him a big fever fever that's what I say oh you mean favor that's what I say easy yes oh well tell me more Rosita tell me everything you know you're beginning to draw on me well little while I go crazy and I wonder what's keeping Vicky and your charming secretary I hope they hit it off all right what worries me is who hit first baby go to the potter room if they're still alive bring them back will you even if their mango beyond well get a load of that what here they come tickling like a couple of schoolgirls it's getting terribly stuffy in here should we get some air Vicky I like it here Victor I want you Mr. Prince if it's okay with my boss but I didn't mean that can I get the air please you're off duty ma'am come on Mr. get to go yeah let's go Victor I'd be right back sorry well it's a shame to let this nice lake air go to waste Vicky don't be silly you're not afraid to take a little walk with me are you that's ridiculous come on we'll catch up with them oh we'll go the other way unless you don't think you can trust yourself well of all the come on let's go did you look at that moon too bad your secretary is the victor there's some lovely places around here at the lake where you could dictate I uh I take as you don't approve of Miss Murphy oh but I do I find her frankness most refreshing say what is this sudden friendship between you two oh we just had a little heart to heart talk in the powder room you know as girls will yeah listen Vicky remember that song I ought to we sang it every night for almost a year I bet you've forgotten the words already I wish I could I've got a memory like Dumbo here is that bad that's awful I remember every note and every word the strangest and the oddest things appear and what insane and silly things we do one I see before me vividly and clear as I recall it you such a break never happens how long father what a ham hmm well now what did I do you probably fix the whole thing with the orchestra leader our old love song thought I'd do the trick did you Danny how could you say things like that oh Dan you're still the biggest phony that ever drew a breath you figured that all you needed was a romantic backdrop and some sentimental music and I'd hop right back into your lap again all right maybe that was the general idea there must be a good reason why I go to all this trouble you ever think of that I'll say there's a good reason like all selfish dishonest people you need someone to take advantage of well you can get yourself a new rag doll even if I weren't in love with Victor do you think I'd get back on that little merry-go-round of yours okay sister you win I leave good when as soon as you relax and listen to me I'm relaxed go ahead okay there oh Dan now will you listen to me all night long darling go ahead there is sincerely in love with Vicki but his carefully timed technique to win her back has earned him only a well-aimed though feminine right uppercut but he's strangely elated as he reports his evening's progress to MacTavish well everything's fine MacTavish she wants me to go away never to see her again oh how nice oh what am I saying MacTavish anytime a woman never wants to see you again that means she can't exist without you really sir your scientific approach to a woman's heart is amazing thank you MacTavish and the next step is what sir the tenderness routine remind me in the morning to get some long-stamped roses now it is morning much too early for Danny or Vicki to be up but well into the day as far as MacTavish and Rosita are concerned say MacTavish what did you think of the crazy boys we have Christy oh Christy he's an extraordinary gentleman just like you huh oh now you know nothing about me you're just a little girl a little girl I on the other hand where my whole life was abruptly changed by the inheritances of a goodly sum of toothpaste stock what did you do to space smart boy I am learning life good I help you well I want to find out just what makes people tick look why don't you tell me before you are a millionaire oh no I'm not I'm with her in the neighborhood of say $600,000 that's the kind of neighborhood I like it you want to know what to make people go tick huh you should listen to me because I'm ticking all the time are you really yes listen I'm listening good oh my goodness just my brothers yes let's go we serenade MacTavish You're like one of those times he can agree I've already Bitched of the umbilical toilet i sucked trash in it but i have a cool one but he thinks it's Agriculture and he's always ike I Don'tansa younger brother You can just like thunder You will never be my good father Don'tansa older brother You can just like thunder You will never be my good father You can just like thunder 된이 You like Mac-Tavish? Ah, check me again, Miss Ma'am. You like Mac-Tavish? Ah, check me again, Miss Ma'am. I threw them there, of course. Why? He sent them. Oh, how I hate that man. Victor? No, Dan Christie. Somebody call me. Oh, hello, girl. What is this? My baby, aren't you the little far girl, though? You know, I think you might find some customers in the lobby for those roses. I get it. I'm a quick study. Thanks for leaving your door open. Good luck, you speaker. If you don't leave this room at once, I'll call Victor. I'd like to call him something myself. Oh, you wait. You just wait. Hello? Mr. Victor Prince, please. Hello, Victor? Darling, how about coming over to see me? Oh, wonderful. Right away, thank you. Goodbye. Now do you believe me? You see, the telephone always works better if you plug it in. See? Like this. Now there. Would you like to try it again? Mr. Victor Prince, please. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Victor Prince, please. Hello? Darling? This is Vickie and I'm terribly lonesome. Of course I do, sweet. Terribly, terribly. You will? Oh, and hurry, please, darling. I'm all alone. Gee, thanks. In one minute? Well, I don't know if I can wait that long. But I'll try. Goodbye. Well, I've got to give you credit. I didn't think you'd do it. Well, I did, so please get out. Danny. No, I'll just hide. I want to listen. Oh, please go, Danny. His room is only two doors away, and if he sees you, he'll... Uh-oh. Oh, the window, Dan. Go out the window and down the fire escape. But I may break my neck. Well, then do it quietly. Vickie, I'm here. I'm coming, darling. Ah, don't move, darling. Look at you. A Picasso. Huh? A painting. Oh. If only a painter could capture those eyes and lips. It would be a masterpiece, and it would hang on my heart. Oh, sit down, Victor. You know, dear, your loneliness has made me so happy. Frankly, Vickie, up to this minute, I've been a little worried about the fellow named Christie. Oh, silly. But when you just phoned me, I knew somehow that he was gone, lost far, far away in your path. He is gone, isn't he? Well, of course, darling. And now, now you're completely mine. Uh, Victor, uh, why don't you try that chair? It's much more comfortable in my lap. Darling, you're not avoiding me again. I couldn't stand that. I know. Let's order dinner. No, food doesn't interest me in the least right now. Well, how about a nice long walk? Vickie, what on earth does matter with you? Oh, I know. You just want to tease me, but I'm not going to let you. Oh, no, no, no, stop! Actually, I simply don't understand you. You want me here because you're lonesome, right away you want to get rid of me. All right, I'll go. Oh, no. Well, if you could just stay here and maybe play... Huh? Gin rummy. I love gin rummy. I wish you could say you love me with as much feeling. Well, I do love you, Victor. More than you love him. I did test his spies and load the worms. It baffles me what I ever saw in him. Yes, whatever possessed you, sweetness. That popped up third-rate baritone. Yes. Third-rate baritone? Well, you half-baked second lieutenant if I couldn't do better than that. Where did you come from? Vickie, what is this man doing here? Well, I haven't the slightest idea. Now I understand. Now I know where you wanted to eat to go walking to play gin rummy. Now, Victor, don't be ridiculous. How can I be any more ridiculous than you've already made me? Sticking that man on the balcony where I try to make love to you. Be insincere, dishonest females. Victoria, I will thank you to give me back my ring. Here. Hmm, little scratched, I see. So will you be if you don't move fast. Don't worry, I'm going. Of course you know this means Victor must find a new partner. I hope she has spikes on her dancing slippers. Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I was marooned. There isn't any fire escape. Well, a gentleman would have jumped. You know, your finger's gonna feel also funny without a ring on it, sweetheart. Please take this one, Vicki. The diamond may not be as big, but I don't think people will notice. Give it to me. There. Out the window. You threw it out the window. And I hope you'll follow it, Danny, right now. Looking for the ring, too? I am not. I've just been taking a walk. At four o'clock in the morning? I couldn't sleep. Me either. Sit down, Vicki. Cigarette? Well, I'll sit down for a minute. Swell. Danny, I told a lie just now. I was looking for the ring. I hope you find it. I did. Just as you sneezed. I'm so glad. I'm awfully sorry. I got mad tonight, but I just... Oh, that's all right. I really got off lucky. I thought Victor was a world champion heel, but, well, meet the new champ. As long as I have to choose between two heels, I may as well pick the one I love, huh? That is if you still feel the same way, Danny. Do I? Oh, Vicki. And you'll always be honest with me, won't you? Honey, that sound you just heard is Dan Christie turning over a brand-new leaf. Let's get away from everybody. Let's go upstairs now and pack and catch the first plane out in the morning. Swell. You know, even in the dark, you look terrific. You kind of glow somehow. Oh, Vicki, it's too good to be true. Yahoo! Shh! You'll wake up, everybody. I hope so. Yahoo! Get this arm, I got it. Good morning, sir. That moron woke you up, too, I see, with his yelling. It's all fixed, Mac Tavish. She said yes. Vicki's going to marry me. Oh, how splendid, sir. Both maritaly and commercially. Huh? She's going to do the show, too, isn't she? Oh. Well, she doesn't know about that yet. Oh. Now stop worrying and start getting us packed. We're leaving right after breakfast. Oh, are we? Where to, sir? I'll take it. Hello? Hello, darling. Oh, hello. I sure miss you. Me too. Danny, I was just wondering, when we leave, where are we going? Where? You know, I was just thinking about the same thing. I got a wonderful idea, darling. How about New York? New York must be a wonderful place for a honeymoon. Oh, let's be old-fashioned and go to Niagara Falls. Oh, it's too carty. Manhattan in the spring. Doesn't it just give you a lump in the throat thinking about it? But you know how much we both like scenery, Danny, and Niagara Falls is... Oh, darling, you're all the scenery I'll ever want. Oh. All right, honey. You're the boss. New York it is. I'll see you in the morning. 8.30? It's a date. Good night, Danny. Good night. Good night. Burn it this morning, Miss Lane. No. No mail. Well, I'll be checking out, Tunein. I wanted to get my bill, and... Oh, Miss Lane. Murph! Oh, I have so much to tell you. Look, how about having breakfast with me? Sure, I have breakfast, but... Can I come too, Vicki? Commissioner! Just thought I'd pay Danny a visit. Where are you going? Back to the big town, New York. Really? That's wonderful, Vicki. Great. Believe me, you'll never regret it. It's a terrific show, and what a part you've got. Wait a minute. What show? What part? Like Danny told you. It's all set, huh? Oh, I see. Just another of his cheap tricks. Anything to get me back to Broadway with him. Vicki, what is this? What are you trying to tell me? Well, listen very closely. Vicki Lane is not available. I'm not going to do any show. But I'll give him one performance right now that he'll never forget. Where's that elevator? Please, Bert, please. I'm busy. I've got a plan to catch. You won't catch any airplanes. She's so mad. Tell me later. Tell me later. I tell you now, you're stubborn mool. Some men in the lobby, he spoiled the beans. All right. Go ahead. What beans? What man? How do I know? He's fed like a ripe papozamas. Commissioner! What did I tell you? He tells me about the Riff Park in the show. Oh! I run right up to tell you, but if you ask me right after me, he's running me slang to tell you yourself and not so fast. Oh, Murph. Murph, I'm blick. She'll never believe me this time. She'll never believe I was more interested in her than I could possibly be in 20 shows. Oh, that honeymoon in New York cooked me good. If I'd only agreed to Niagara Falls. Here. Take these. What is this? Oh, our tickets to New York. Get some more on the same plane. Enough for you, Mac. All of us. I want to get out of this place as soon as possible. Dan! Come in, Vicki. Please don't start explaining anything, Dan. Now, Vicki, darling, I... You don't really blame me, do you? I've had a lot of trouble. You don't really blame me, do you? I've had about all the lies and alibis I can stand. Aha! Love birds, huh? How's the junior bride feel? I wouldn't know. Ha-ha! Downstairs in the lobby we start to talk, but a fat man pushed me out. Look what I have. See? Tickets. Tickets to Niagara Falls. Chris told me to get two tickets to Niagara Falls. But I don't... Not New York. Who wants to go to New York? And besides, I got to witness... Hey, boys, come in. Come in. Come in. You see? You see? Two tickets and seven witnesses in Portuguese. Oh, Danny. Danny. Oh, that's all right, baby. You see, I... Well, I just wanted to surprise you. Look, Danny, after Niagara, could we go straight down to New York? Sure. But why? To put on a show. We'll put on our own show. Vicki, but with what, honey? It takes at least $60,000. We'll soon find out with what? Resita? Yes, and we'll find out. Get everybody together quickly in my room. Baby, the commissioner and everybody. And hurry. Come on, commissioner. Add it up. What's it come to? How much? Relax. All told, including Resita's piggy bank, we're still a mere $35,000 short. Wait a minute. Tootspaced. Huh? Mark Navish, what is he? Inside, isn't he Dan Packing? Yeah, but... Oh, Mark. Tootspaced, he has bottles of Tootspaced. In my language, that's plenty, Baku. $600,000. $600,000. All in Tootspaced, I better start squizzing. Oh, Mark Navish. Yes, sir? Mark Navish, if we were to put on a show, you'd be willing to hire us, wouldn't you? Oh, indeed, sir. Every one of it. Well, that's why we just decided to let you help feed the kitty. With creams, Mark Navish. Creams. All we need is... $35,000. Uh, oh. Oh, well... Well, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry, really, but I'm much too unfamiliar with the world of entertainment. This is where the good-neighbor polish gets to work out. Yeah. And to a proposition of unsure returns, I can only answer... Mark Navish, come on, sit in the other room. Come with me. Come with me. You taught me. No, no. No. No, no, no. No. She kissed me. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Thanks. Niagara Falls. Hello, darling. Hello, darling. I must have been dozing. Yeah? Hey, what are you doing? Just fasting your safety belt. That stewardess is much too pretty. What a day. Oh, but I'm so happy, Danny. Just think we'll be married, Niagara Falls, then our own show on Broadway. Mm-hmm. There, you see how high up we are? Mm-hmm. I'll never touch ground again, Vicki. It'll always be like this for me, way up in the clouds. Aw, you're wonderful. I just think I'm cute. Where are the others? Rosita, Mac, and Phoebe? Sean to sleep. Long to go. I never want to go to sleep again. No? No. When I shut my eyes, no Vicki. Mm-hmm. You don't know what you're missing. You can't dream unless you sleep. Dream? What, for instance? Well, for instance, if there's a chance that you care, then please say you do.