 Hi, I'm Gil Fulbright and I approve of whatever it is my wife is about to read off of this teleprompter. Hi, I'm a politician's wife delivering a focus group message from what looks like the cover of architectural digest. I'm not behind a podium or out speaking with real people because as a prop, I'm best positioned in the home where I can conform to gender norms and exhibit aspirational family values. My practice smile should tell you all's well with the Fulbright house, while my lifeless eyes betray my disgust with my husband's back room dealings with shady political cohorts. People ask me all the time, what's it like to be a politician's wife? Well, it's a privilege to be a part of the soul eating circus known as the political machine. That is, once you've given up your dreams of doing something meaningful or worthwhile, so probably what it feels like to be a voter. Go here to hear more from my husband or go here if you'd like to donate to his Indiegogo page. Crushed it! F***ing crush the tear dude! Did you see that s***? Oh my God!