 Hey, hello! What's up, guys? Sherwood Renaissance Fair with Aswan Pink. Hey, what's up, guys? I'm gonna do the costume rental. I think costume rental is a good idea. Yeah, because we gotta, you know, mingle in to the Renaissance Fair. I was watching last week. Sorry? Were you guys watching last week? We were, actually we're friends with someone who was here last week. Yeah. Now, how does this work? So, basically, what it boils down to is we have to figure out what you want to wear, and we can pick out the pieces that would fit you in that regard. Okay. For you, you are a broader shoulder individual, so I've got a few things that would fit you. Okay. Too small. I need, like, the best gear. Like, the stuff with, like, the best stats. Probably. The stuff with the best stats. Yeah, like, high strength, high stamina. Well, I mean, realistically, if you're a streamer, you want a high charisma. Right, true. Strength, dexterity, and, uh, constitution, ain't gonna help you much. Well, I mean, I have some of that, like, natural, like, racial bonus of that, so it's very good. Oh, trust me. I don't understand. I don't know. We'll give you a second. Give him a dress. Well, I'm trying to keep... I'm not a healer. As a healer, you technically don't have to wear much of anything. It's true. Robes are easy. Okay, I think... Is that gonna fit me? I don't know. I think it's probably too small. All right. I mean, you won't be able to... It's too big. It's too big. Please. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know. You'll be able to, you know... I think it was good. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's probably going to be one of these jackets, and I think it's going to be the salmon one, right there. The salmon? Yeah. This? Yeah. This is for healers. No, no. Technically, that's for a bard. Really? That's for a bard. You don't understand a bard is the most embalmed and charismatic thing you've ever seen. It doesn't matter whether or not you enjoy the aesthetic, as long as everyone else does. True. But let's take a look at it. Exactly. For me, that still looks too small. Wow. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to find ones that fit in the broadness of your shoulders. And that's one of the bigger ones that I have right now. You could go full Farquhar. Oh, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I've been called the Farquhar before. I mean, I've been called the Farquhar before. Yeah. She should get the heaviest armor. She... I mean... The heaviest armor you have, and a giant two-handed sword. Yeah, give me the biggest black pants you have. Biggest black pants? Yeah. You want the BBP. Bigger black pants. Mm-hmm. I can treat these all day and stuff. That'll work. Yeah. Sweet. All right. Sweet? Whoa! Let me try it. I think this works. Okay. Yeah? Now that you've taken your hair down, it really works for you. Whoa. Come on. This. This. Same. This is in present. This is... This is more duke or, at the very least, high-paid vagrant. Yeah, I'm a high-paid vagrant. I'm not a peasant. High-paid vagrant. Okay. Okay. I'm like... I'm like Slicker before he got partnered, okay? Okay. That's all right. Now we're not supposed to wear underwear with these, right? I mean, that's up to you first. No. That is up to you. All right. Uh... Hey, look. That looks good. Good Quinn. Uh... I'm too short. This dress is too long. Come get dressed. You'll have more fun. Even that lumberjack you got following you. You can look like me. I wasn't very convincing. I was okay. Okay. Let's go. Ready, ho? Have fun. And remember, there are people who are paid to have fun at you. Have fun with them. Oh, we will. We will. All right. Thank you. Absolutely, guys. Have a great day. Have a great day. Thank you, too. Did I say you two? Did I say you two twice? You also have to speak like Renaissance people? Yeah, yeah. Try it. Like... All righty. We're going to enter the Sherwood Forest Fair. Uh-huh. This is really good. You should keep it up. You peasants. Follow me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you have tickets? Thank you. Thank you. The ticket is in mine and mine is in my jacket. Okay. Hello. I'm waiting on... She lost her tickets already. It's about a 10-foot walk or she lost them. Yeah. That's how it goes. She's going back to get them. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Try yourself. We will. Chad, I feel like I'm a level one starting out in WoW for the first time. Yeah, you are. Yeah. She's like full, like, full bis, already like the best gear. Yeah. And there's like the max level paladin. He's got his helmet and everything. Yeah, I'm just like some loser level one. You're so cool. You know these people? I'll carry you. Thank you. So you're like level one and I'm like level 50. And then we haunt together and then I basically haunt for you. So yeah, what I'll do is I'll tag him and then you just kill him for me and I'll just sit here and I'll just... I'll just leash all the XP. It's good. Yeah. King Richard swing. He's just looking for pottery. Playing right at your own risk. Do you want it? We should. Yeah, we should do that at some point. Let's go. Dude, look at all these guys. This is so cool. Yeah. Will you hold my sword? Yeah. So guys, here's the important thing. That's what you always have to understand. It's the year 1318. Okay, we respect women here. That is why you always show you respect women by letting them pay for as much as possible. This shows that you trust that women and men are equal. In fact, women are more equal than men and they can afford to pay for more than you. So that is what we are exhibiting here in the year 1318. Longbow. Oh, we should... Oh, you can go shooting. Yeah. We can go shooting. Yeah, we'll do that. Longbow. Longbow too, guys. I am a sorcerer. You're a sorcerer? And you're a paladin. Yeah, I'm a level one paladin. I have no armor. I'm level 60. Yeah. Very good. That's 60, 60. Yeah. 60. 60. Mm-hmm. Are we ready? I'm going to get these guys to work out. One... You can have that sword. Okay, so look, look, look. Here's this. Here's me. And if I'm going to turn the camera around, what outfit is this? For a free... This is a doublet. A doublet? Yeah, it's like 16th century. Yeah? 1590s. 1590s? It looks... It looks so good. Like, it's like very... This is how queens say hello. Yeah. How do you do? How do you do that? You say top of the morning to you? Top of the morning to you. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, that's how queens say... Yeah, they say top of the morning to you. Mm-hmm. That's what they say. Ask if he plays... Have you ever played a world of Warcraft? Yeah, I haven't. I know. Oh, okay. People like that. I play a ton of World of Warcraft. I'm going to ask if you play. Oh, yeah. I've never played. I mean, I like strategy games. Yeah. I haven't played that one. Right. Yeah. Have you played Mountain Blade? Yes. I cannot wait for Band of Lords to come out. Yeah, it's coming out. Yeah, finally. Yeah, finally. Yeah. I used to play Warman all the time in college. That was crazy. I loved it just because of this. It was like so... Simple. Simple. Yeah. I used some Empires. You ever played that one? Yeah, I played a lot of... I played more like Warcraft than Starcraft. Yeah. What kind of strategy games like that? Yeah, I did. But yeah. I need a crown. Yeah, true. What she said, what she said. Where'd you get your headdress? She doesn't know. I knew what was happening. Okay, that one. Yeah. She just goes like this. She's like, I don't know. I don't know. Dad got it for me. Yeah. That kid just skipped a rock. Look at him. Let's see if he does it again. Look at this kid. This guy's a legend. Watch him skip a rock. Okay. Like, watch this. Nope. He failed. Nope. Oh, so funny. I swear he did it off camera. Yeah. I think the pressure was on him. He was totally bragging to the other kids, too. He was like, guys, check this out. What is this? Hello, hello. Hello. Is it just the two of you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Would you like to join in with this look? Oh. It's up to you. I mean... Is there enough room? All right, let's make some friends. Yeah, sure. Take a space. Okay. If you feel you can hold onto the thing. Then that's fine. Okay. You're a lot stronger than I am, Ginny. You can hold it. Maybe it's just better if we wait. What do you think? Yeah? Okay. We're gonna die. Yeah, well, just take a scooch. Okay. Are we all right? Yeah, there's a horse. Oh, wow. Look. Wee! We're gonna die. Look at that. Hypers! Hypers! Hypers! Look at these guys behind us. Look, these guys are getting the biggest work out of their life. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. These guys are getting the biggest work out of their life. Okay. No, we're not jumping. Okay, you can jump. We're not jumping. Do it for the content. I can't, there's no jump in this game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the Final Fantasy VII remake, we can't jump. Hi. WHAT? Hi! Well done, Mom. All right, which one of you have the bigger horse? That's me, sorry. Yeah, I'm a bad... It's always the big guy. Yep yep. Polters... They have the job of finding给我! Let's sit over here so we're not singing in front of them. The environment. So they have features that let them stay clean, healthy, like a ball. Head. You see, it serves an important purpose, because often... A falcon re-exhibit. ...fultures are known to stick their entire head... Yeah, look at that. Right? Hey, where you going? Oh, there he is. Blinny. Yeah, back over here. Bring him back up and stay here. That's too close. Okay, dude. Second time. Complaining. Not a pleasant thought. However, he... Look at you, Martin Tristan. I mean, we're not... Kevin, we're doing your job. This kid's going to get his pretty big finger. What do you say for a win? This is fun. Yeah. Stop. Attacking that pyramid air. Usually killing it, not least stunning it, and knocking it to the ground. How much damage does it do? For Vegas, we have to do this until everyone applauded. Thank you. A sword. Yeah, we should get... Oh, we should look at the swords. Whoa, look, look. Really? Yeah. What? Is it real? Really. Really? Really. Both. Really? So that's sort of kid sliced like anyone Yeah, are you guys gonna do a demonstration today at all there About 5,000 people watching Cutting someone from their shoulder to their armpit. You feel it grab it. Oh wow Now grab your neck. See? Pretty tight, right? Yeah. Yeah, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, here it is. And I'll get it done. Okay. Whoa. Look at that guy. These are all costume. You made that yourself? I made this one myself. Oh, that is so sick. I say I made it. Everything we do is a collective effort. Oh, God. I basically took the blade from the moment that it was heat treated. And I did all the assembly work. I did all the forging, shaping up the guard. That is so cool. Those are bronze cast pieces. I didn't actually... Yes. This is a wolf-themed bolt blade. Yeah. The short sword of the wolf. I put the sights on it, though. This first, and then I'll say thank you. Okay. You make her not a swordsman. Whoa. What? That was no effort at all. Oh, this one? Uh-huh. It costs... This one is... It's either $3,500 or $4,000. Oh, my God. Jesus. Wow, guys. It's still percent. Wow. Pick this up off of the shelf. Yeah. $1,000. Wow. There it is. Hello. Hello. How are you? Is that... Is that trainwrecks? Hero. My bad. Thank you. Thank you. Hmm. Dig for the gemstone. What is this? Dig for treasure. Dig for treasure? Yeah. Two for $1? Two stones, $1. Ten stones, $4. Really? Is this medieval scams? Is this medieval scams? Maybe. No. No? He said it's not. So, yeah, go ahead. Okay. An idea of what you might be able to find. Oh, look at that. Ooh. You can use this for, like, amulets. Yes. Yeah, yeah. For neck pieces and rings. How many stones would you like to get? Ten for $4. Oh, wow. Here's a summary from Research Maniac. Nope. Almost. I don't know what happened. Almost. So, let's see. You can get ten of them. So, is this really... Ginny, if you're a millionaire, oh, this one. Oh, that's an ugly one. Put it back in. You didn't find it. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look over there. Yeah, look over there. Oh, wait. Whoops. Hello, sir. Five, ten, fifteen, five. Thank you. So, I start searching? Yes, ma'am. You may search any of these. Or color. Ooh. Oh, color. Okay. We're going to search, like, a little... Start here? You should try each one. You should try each one. Dude, do you want to ask how much that is? Kind of, I kind of want to... Yeah. I want to know. Excuse me? It works here. I'd like to... Do you guys work here? No. No, okay, sorry. Look, he's just normal. I was just entering the data. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, look at this. This is for me, dude. We kind of want to ask you questions. How much is that? Just out of curiosity. Which, that whole set? Yeah. I believe the entire set, altogether, is a thousand and fifty. A thousand and fifty. A thousand and fifty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hoot is five hundred. Wow. And this is all stuff we make ourselves. Nothing here is meaningful. And everything is real leather. Wow. Let's see if they have like a normal... Whoa, look at this. Yeah, eight hundred. Eight hundred dollars. Yeah. Wow, look at that. That is a level sixty over for female. Female, female. This one. Oh, this? Yeah. Oh, this is very good. That's so hot. Yeah, it is. Do you think I would look good in this? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. I think I can wear this. I mean, you definitely have boobs for it, so... You're not putting up. All right. Before I do say once again... They're going to joust. Chad, they're going to joust. This is going to be so sick. This may be TOS. It's different because it's competitive. It's like e-sports. So if somebody dies, it's okay. He is a living legend of the sports of kings. It's a sport. It's a sport. Death to the head of the stroke, of horse and iron. As he rides forth, dealing blows and taking strikes that would shatter mere lesser men. He rides in the color of crimson and gold. Alliant of land buster, your champion this day shall be, Sir William... Loser, F this guy. He has a big loser. Look at him. He gets horses, his horse can't even make it all the way. Oh, he's just at show voting, just talking a bunch of trash. Look at this guy. I'm all about this guy right here. Oh wait, hold on, they're both doing the same thing. Well, this guy's still better. He's got, look at him, he's blue and yellow and this is black and red. You see that? Look at this guy. Oh look at that beard, this guy's handsome. It's like Horton the Lion's Knots Paladin Judgment Armor. Look at that horse there. Look at this, hey, this guy means business. Even the horse knows, he just went, he came on the enemy turf and just took a fat shit right here. I just dropped the big fat dookie right there. That's who I'm cheering for. Come on, Jim! Are you not entertained? Look at that. Here you go. But, GTO, I appreciate that man. Thank you. Yeah. Christopher Hawes again. I appreciate it. Famous. Yeah, you're famous. Pog. I gotta pay that guy up later. He's paid after right now. Yeah, I gotta pay that guy up later. I knew it, too. He had my shirt in round two. Round two. Here. Is he able to stay strong? Are we cheering for that guy or this guy? That guy. Okay, we're cheering for the red guy, right? Yeah, yeah. The black and the red. Ready? Come on. There it is. There it is. There it is. But, yeah, I will say, but Sir William is still on his feet. Oh, my God. Since you're doing the drinking of the coffee. Oh, the queen, the ice cream. The peasant has to... Yeah, level up. Yes. Out of the danger zone. Danger zone. Are you ready? I am ready. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Black lever. Blow the hell out of it. Whoa, that's so cool. All right, silver lever. Hold that down right here. This one right here. Hamster reel. Hold that down for me. We're going to add some ice to the chopper. We're going to chop it. We're going to blow the chopper. The chopper's going to blow. And now turn to the people. That's one giant hamster, right there. Okay. My pants are going to fall down. That's going to be... Oh, turn that blue crank. Whoa. Lift that and drop the hammer on the ice and bump. The ice cream again, pull it back. And pull that locket. There you go. Because you've got to pull it, pull on it. One more time, squish. Oh, you're killing it, Jenny. You're lost. It's dead. And now to my hand and give life choices of cherry, raspberry, orange, root beer, and ice cream. Root beer. Root beer. Root up beer. Are you serious? Listen to this alcoholic. She heard beer and she immediately picked that one. It's unbelievable. She doesn't even know. She doesn't even know that it's fricking non-alcoholic. Be careful, you don't want to get drunk. Too much root beer. Wow, this stuff's really good. Yeah? Want to try some of this one? Now you have two. We probably just sit down because there's too many things to hold. Hello. Hi, good day. Hello, good day. I like your outfit. Thank you very much. And you're a beautiful person. Oh, thank you. Oh, her. I thought he was talking to me. Hello. Do you guys have turkey legs? Do you know any anywhere else around here that's turkey legs? Where would turkey legs be? I don't know. It's my first day. Oh, OK. It's my first day, too. Thank you. Thank you, my lady. My lady? My lady? My lady? My lady. Fat fryer. Fat fryer, OK. You're a great job, man. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it, man. Thank you so much. Well, good night. You recognized me again. Yeah? I always get so excited whenever somebody recognizes me in real life. Have you ever seen this? It's a chance to level up. Yeah, if you test this, you're going to win in his kingdom. I'm going to do what you thought and so far. I think you should try it, too. Yes, I'm thinking about it. Let's go. Ass-fond. Pretty heavy. Yeah? As long as a band of married men. You want to try? Yeah. OK, ready, Jenny? You got this? OK, put your back into it. Full force. OK, well, that's a good start. Strong as a fairy. That was pretty good, Jenny. Well, I'm a snorkel. OK. OK. Strong as a flower almost. Wow, Jenny. Yeah, you're really blossoming right now, Jenny. Nice. You got to put some force, like throw your body into it. You got to put your back into it. OK, well, that's all we got today. OK, let's leave before all these kids do better than you do. Thank you. Fairy, so maybe that's actually pretty good. Oh, we thought it was on the turkey legs. There it is, turkey legs. Hell, yay. You guys always tell people top of the morning to you. OK, top of the morning. Yeah, tell everybody that's a very medieval term. Say top of the morning to you. Say it with accent. Practice? Top of the morning to you. Yeah, that's good. You should do that. I'll tell it over here. Oh, nice. Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning. I told you. I'm going to be in my reach. Can I get a turkey leg? Yeah. How big is it? It's pretty big. Yeah, can you show us an example? Do you have like a plastic one, like for show? No, I have a real one for show. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's really big. Yeah, that's really big. Wow, OK. Yeah, we should. I'm good with one when you share it. It's $9. We are cash only. Oh, OK. Yeah, I got it, I got it. OK, so guys, again, I want to explain to you guys what you need to do as a man to show women that you respect them. You always let them pay, OK? You offer out of courtesy, but you always make sure at the end of the day that she pays. Mm-hmm. Just put your mouth on it, I guess. Put it next to your face. It's like the size of your face. This can be a weapon. It could be, actually. It could be. So be careful. It's all going to be weird, and it's going to be like, oh, they're doing this in darkness, yeah. OK, well, here. OK. How about you eat what you ate, and the rest is for me? No, I'm just kidding. I was thinking you just eat that one piece. I'll get the whole thing. I was joking. Chad, don't be weird, OK? Wash hands? Yeah, corona hands. You put your hands in sand. That's OK. That's fine. Why? Do you want to sit down here? Yeah. There's no weird meaning to it. It's just like I'm eating really. I'm a nasty eater. I eat like this. And then if I eat like that, if it's to you, it would be like a little nasty. Cheers. Look, you're like, Jenny, if you can't tell Chad, they're going to make something weird. Because if you do, that's what makes it weird. No, they're going to make it weird. OK. Is that a thief? I think it's a thief. It's a thief. Sorry. That's bad. It's so bad, dude. How many of us peasant since Chad haven't even had a thing to eat today? 80 or more? If you can stick the ax into it, I'll gift you five-stop tomorrow. OK. You ready? Ready? I'm pretty sure he can do it. I don't know. This is my first time ever throwing that. OK. Five is a lot, dude. Oh, shit. OK. OK, try to go. Put that almost. You can stick, though, right? One more, then it's your turn, Jenny. What are you going to do if I? OK. See if you can stick one. OK. OK, it's my first time, Chad. Don't make fun. Unbelievable. OK, well, that's a good start. Not bad, not bad. Don't. I actually think you can stick it. I think I was throwing it too hard. All right, I want you to lean over the counter as much as possible. Wait, is she getting a rig? If you stand, throw it harder. She's getting. That was a rigged axe. No, I can show you how to do it. I'll do two at once. No, no, I was joking. You gave her a better axe. I was joking. Wait, really? I was watching, but I'm about to do this for you guys. Nice. We suck. They're not rigged. I'm not rigged. Oh, no, I was joking about it. I said when you switched out her axe, I said you gave her a better axe. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's what I was joking about. I was trying to give her a longer man. I know so it would have to be slower. Because those short ones, they want to go fast. Top of the morning. Like, he taught me that. Yeah, top of the morning to you. And the esteemed saying. Oh, is that right? Medieval time people say top of the morning. Yes, it is. Right? Yes, it is. I thought I put that morning to you. There you go. That's what I thought. One thing that you can do for your Irish accent is you say these four words very quickly together, OK? Whale, oil. Whale, oil. Beef. Beef. Hooked. Don't say it all together right now. But it's kind of like when people come in your chat and try to make you say bad words. But you put those four words together, you sound. Nice. Can I try on stream? No? Are you mature? We're all in the morning. Of course, yeah, they're mature. They're crazy. Yeah, so whale. Whale. Oil. Whale, oil. Beef. Beef. Oh. Beef. Beef. Hooked. Just say it a couple of times and you'll get it. Whale will be hooked. Yeah, it's good. Sit again. Whale oil will be hooked. Very good. Good job, Jenny. I still don't get it. No, you'll get it when you get older. It's fun. Listen to that. Oh. Oh, she got it. We shot before. Yeah. Shotgun. You know what town bow? No. I shot bow when I was in Korea. Oh, really? It'd actually be a lot easier for you to just go for that one third row. You're already shooting all the passers-by. So all you've got to do is aim. Jenny, these just go in the line-strap on. I mean. You've got to put everybody on the table already. I'll just aim for the lower right corner of the third row chart. And I see your problem. So what you're doing there is you're touching it with this finger. Don't touch it with this hand. OK. You have the tail. I have the tail. He's furry. Oh, I'm not a furry, OK. He was talking about the backpack. OK, one, two. Oh. You see that one? Yeah, blue. No, it was yellow. It was in the middle. Oh, yeah? Yeah. We are here to return our clothes. Beautiful. OK. So light. All right, Chad. Bad, bad fun. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you so much for watching. I'll see you guys the next time. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Thank you. Wait, who should I host?