 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb Jake S.U.P. James, baby weekend, I saw my nephew, you ate your baby, good times, how are you doing? Ate his feet, he laughs. Put the whole mic in your mouth like you're trying to do something. Ah, that's hot. That's my son's foot, dude. Parasillin. Call that hot. Who's hot? Parasillin or son? Says here, you suck. That's not on there. Oh, let's go to the sports. Gym game seven day, two hockey game sevens, two NBA game sevens. The best words in sports, game seven, I said it a lot. We were there. We were at one of the four. We watched our Rangers never a doubt. I was telling people the whole game Rangers are going to win in overtime. It's honestly what I was doing. You were doing that. People were getting a little upset. The Rangers were down three to two in the third period and during the intermission they kept people were like, all right, two goals. And Jimmy goes overtime. Yeah. OT guy was in line. He was like, what do you think? Think they come back? I said an OT. People were mad because it was Sunday night. So they were like, come on. Don't predict that. And then I was right. And you were right. They put it on the scoreboard. The other hockey game was good. Flames one. NBA blew it. Two blowouts. Who was playing? Your mavs blew out your sons. That's a really boring matchup. Sorry. And then your Celtics blew out your box, dude. Where'd he go? Hockey. Bad job, the NBA. Jim, there was this almost a breakdown you're telling me about. I was getting off the subway and my phone was breaking up and you're like, Jake, you got to see this dog. Jake, are you? Boxer Bud Crawford's daughter loses her shoe at the start of the race. This was a high school race, a start of a high school track race? No way. This is every high school track meet-up. I would have thought. Easy with your flicks. I would have thought they were 10 years old. Oh, wow. I think the footage makes them look small. Anyway, it's really cool. She loses her shoe at the start of the race, but loses as out of the use. She kind of just not in her shoe. Yeah. If you could zoom in on her foot, like her foot that's on the starting block and then she just steps out of it. I don't even know. I just, I don't think her shoe was on. The track shoes, they have spikes in the front and I think it just, it stuck in her foot went. So yeah, it's a 200 meter, which is tight race. You should talk about 30 seconds here, track guide, Jake. She didn't give up. She persevered. Yeah. She beats all the other girls whose shoes stayed intact the whole time, which begs the question. Would she have blown them out in a landslide or the sea biscuit effect? She needed to be behind to kick it into that next level gear. No, there's, it's a track coaching technique that you need if you fuck up at the start. You're going to run a faster race. Yeah. We saw it in the hurdles as well. A girl named Abby. She knocked over the first two hurdles. Say her full name. Say it back. Say it backwards. Yabba. Abby. Yeah. Which brings us right back to more sports. Jim, I edited this headline you, you know, I'm a sportsman myself and I edited the headline to say the Cincinnati Reds and the Pittsburgh Pirates play the worst baseball game ever. Dude, it's up there for the worst baseball game ever. So if anyone doesn't know, because hopefully you're not just tuning in for this, Jake, tell them what happened. Why was it so bad? It was folding. Oh, just trying to isolate the headline. Jim, there was no hitter and you're like, that's kind of exciting baseball. That's rare, right? The team that got no hit lost. Yeah. Or no, excuse me. The team that got no hit won. Yeah, they won and they didn't get a single hit. Both of these teams are so horrible and the headline is so horrible that it combines for one of the worst sports stories ever. It seems like some people would be like, oh, wow, no hitter exciting. It's like, no, there's only four hits in the game. There's only one extra base hit in the game. And the way that the run scored was walk, walk, walk, bases loaded, ground out run scores. So not even really like an RBI knock sack fly even. If you went to this game, leave a comment below and just write a book. I went to the worst game ever. I went to the worst game ever. Jim, this not sports you were telling me about. This is a big story for you. Oh, you got to unfold. Just got to find it real quick. If you can just like. Jim, while you do that, maybe I'll tell the story stinks. I'm wearing robe back and I look good. You do. I'm also wearing robe back. Zach, little dinosaurs. They got like multiple little dinosaurs. Look at this stretch. That was natural. That was natural. A little butthole shirt. Let's do double. Listen to this story. Zach, you're going to like this pervert freak. NASA scientists want to send naked pictures of humans to space to make contact with aliens, AKA NASA scientists want to see their coworkers naked because they're nerds. Because, you know, us as humans, we're always like. You know what? If the aliens come, at least I hope we see them naked first. If the aliens come. That would really make me feel more secure about what they want to do here if we just got to see them naked first. Yeah, it's just one of those things that you get to this point. I'm hoping this is the bad egg from NASA. I'm trying to think of what's the equivalent if we heard like who's someone that represents something that we like that we're like, oh, they stink. It's so rude. Yeah. Yeah. No, I thought of one. I don't want to say it. Yeah. Oh, I know one. I also don't want to say it publicly. Okay. Backfuck's dogs. I don't know. How do we end it? No, no, no, no. No. No. Fucked up a dog. Bid a sister. Knock that dog right out. Kick the dog in the face. What's the next segment? I think it's employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. I don't want to do what it says because I don't get it. I think we should do who it's related to, though. Again, he's been getting a lot. Has he really? I think he's been getting a lot. I've been brainwashing myself. He's been getting a lot. Because it's the summer. Can I give it to Sam? People need to step up, man. Give it to ourselves. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Those are the group of people that get the employee of the week. Oh, dude. I'm going to give it to Ronnie. Okay. I like Ronnie. His edit of me and Nikki playing Blitzball is really funny. He went a little above and beyond on the edit. Did some funny shit. Zach gets all the credit for any funny edit. But it was Ronnie this time. That's Ronnie. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Roback. They have the best fitting shirts, the best feeling shirts. 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