 Well BT MTV all over come if you y'all stop make some noise right now for my doll Turn this shit off. Turn it off. That's a gospel song and shit. You saw the old lady. What that by show? Let me find now. Oh We in this bitch like a fetus tonight, boy Hell yeah, I got this shit broke. Hey glitter shirt. Let me get one of them. Y'all shit kind of ice Would it say team Carlos Miller? Oh That means she bought some pussy for me I think she brought the pussy to the show for me Ain't got good on a Sunday. Yes indeed. He put it on a spirit. Now. I'm gonna put it on a Wanted do it didn't it do it ain't no way She'll wear a shirt with my name and don't have no pussy for your boy I came here with the dick with me. I brought the dick the Berman ham Broke the dick to Hoover. I felt it in her spirit. She needs the dick. She won't the dick Who am I to keep the dick from her? Oh? We gonna have a good ass have it tonight boy. Oh What's up big homie? How you living? Shit you in here, bro. That's your lady That's your cousin. I feel you pimp. Let it let him be known that put it out there Oh, no, buddy McClellan, bro We need BJ leaning Y'all laughing that be the type of fat nigga have all the holes in Birmingham He got the holes at the pilot fighting that wind this Hell no Who else we got in here tonight? Well, they even tonight. We appreciate y'all coming out in the afternoon. We ain't think niggas is gonna come We thought this was gonna be the white people show And y'all come to the later part It was sold out Yeah, yeah We selling these bitches out, bro That's what I'm saying. We're bringing a great show fucking the ladies who come they coming back Repeat customers. We No complaints Who to do y'all got with you in the crew? That's y'all cousin too. Y'all fuck with y'all cousin a la pelle man Motherfucker ain't gonna do you call your sister your brother, but you'll call your cook or you go on call Oh Meet me. I said cool, bro. You got them ugly. I said cool Ain't no place like Birmingham breasts. This is ghetto ass shit It's in the country, but he ghetto too that shit going on behind the stadium. Oh my god That project back there. What's it called? The shit where they be having the football game, but it's some project shit going on right behind it You know that shit all them little dirty spots back there I know about Birmingham got the candle later on every street Hell, yeah, all the crackheads be out in the daytime Y'all got a million goddamn crackheads. They ain't just the uptown these motherfuckers on the interstate walking up 20 They view oh shit I'm back single this season Yeah, I ain't know that shit till the other day. I was on Instagram. I saw my girlfriend post a picture with her boyfriend Oh shit, I guess I'm back out here. I'm looking though. It's a lot of potential a lot of ladies out here to let they stuff go Yeah Yeah, you see it warming up a little bit hair and legs Mustaches and shit All right niggas ain't shit. You ain't even you must must what come be one of us deep ass boys Then the women who got good pussy they stingy with they don't even come out sad about me seven Yeah, I'm bitches underground right now See all the ladies in here. They got dudes they committed they faithful They could come out in public with Birmingham small if you fucking off somebody gonna know it But out of all these seats, I know it's a nigga sitting here right now heart beating real fast He's seen a girl. He rolled earlier today They got his whole life sitting beside him. She knows something right cuz this nigga ain't laughing all the way Niggas, you know the nigga jack giggler when he gets It's you ain't it Niggas uncomfortable here boy Who you in here with? All right, that nigga ain't laughing you better watch it on the front row say what She gonna let it be known. She looked like she could fight. She got four brains going straight back real She'll be the bitch up her mama and her auntie gonna pull up in a grand now with some scrubs on bitch who touch Kiki what it Is Birmingham that bitch grandma might pull up in the night. Who touched my grand baby? Yeah, yeah, shout out to all the niggas in here who sell weed not big bags. They're little bags The Birmingham niggas a little bag you to them bro. Let me get a quarter this nigga brought back some bags I'm like nigga put all that shit in one bag. They're gonna give us the sale charge if they catch me with all these little bit of cocaine bags Why is you putting weed in the cocaine bag? Exciting we one leaf at a time down here Give four more of these we can roll a whole plant But it's thought don't know we some real niggas they ain't even getting no new furniture for us They just got some shit that they were about to throw away anyway Bring it back bring it back We are not through with that shit. No This is a goddamn chill your granddad to commit suicide in they don't give a fuck about us They got damn couch got bed bugs. They wouldn't even fucking with us to them ticket star selling We got damn ticket starts and whatever you guys want to do with whatever shit is My name's Bruce. I'm the owner. I've been doing comedy 13 years They never invited me to this bitch Sell some tickets. Well, whatever you want to do. It's whatever The chicken wings are on sale. See even black people know how to hide. I get oh shit They try to throw no sheet of nothing over this They have to do us like that Second show get us a sheet somebody run the Walmart Y'all not about to embarrass us motherfucking taking pictures. We got the ash and couch. I Worked two motherfucking ho This part of a section or what the rest of it man I'm about to see This is shit. I'm talking about We appreciate y'all coming out. This is the 85 South show if you do not know what a podcast is don't worry about it It's just that's just the shit. We call it on the internet. It's just a real nigga show If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's gonna come through here, too Church ain't number three or more people anybody ever been know that Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be that it might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing And they gonna call the hood blessing before Like when you driving home fucked up and you see the pulley behind you for a little bit Then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good old head blessing right there Hey money you have a fucking girl raw and then you'll hear from a normal and then you see it She ain't pregnant. So you'd be like, I'm straight good. Yeah All right, let me stop This could get real ghetto Play me some pimping man. We about to move on to the pimping part of the show Hold on wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's too gangster. Just sunday too gangster. I Don't want to scare the people Come on man. Give me. Yeah, give me some shit like that. I take that beautiful shit Welcome to the stardome in Hoover, Alabama My name is Carlos Miller. I'm one third of the 85 South show Yeah, it's a couple ladies looking at me strange. I do look like the nigga you used to fuck with Niggas like me everywhere. Don't never forget that. I would like to invite my co-host back my man Chico Bean Yeah, yeah One of the smoothest niggas out here my man PC young fly You'll never meet nobody who give more less than a fuck Then these people you're looking at right now. Who are these two white girls with? Who they with well one This look like a set of all this room. They put them right there. These bitches the police I know two young white girls. They don't know shit about us. Come on now. We ain't falling for that shit Oh, there we go Yeah, yeah, that's that one. Yeah, that's how you do it Yeah, I knew that was that one right there. Oh, it's gonna be stupid