 We have to explain this again, but you know, it's we're competing to see who wins first, except more, you got to beat it twice, right? Yeah. That's all competitions, isn't it? You're competing to see who wins first. Well, not wins first, wins, wins best is a category. It's not just what we're not like. Think about if you're playing shot put, you know, it's not just who goes first who wins, it's who throws it the farthest. No, no, who, no, it's not about who goes first. It's about who wins first. The first, the person who wins first is the winner. Well, it depends. Yeah, I mean, I suppose that's true. Yeah. Unless there is a game designed with an objective and the first person who completes the objective is not the winner. So maybe you're trying to get someone else to win. Hmm. You know what? You've given me a lot to think about. Also, thanks for the sub. Appreciate rooting for the other guy. Rude. I see a few people asking about, oh, sorry. I was just saying, as soon as Mutely is online, there's going to be his stream on my stream as well. I have like all of them online. Yeah, I decided not to do that myself this time. So I don't know if I in second hand, unfortunately. Wow, I said that this Welsh internet. Is it being chewed on? Is the cable being chewed on by a sheet? So it's no cable to chew on. That's a problem to cables in Wales. See a few people ask him because because this is the weekend, right? Bobby and Oppenheimer, of which I think I'm the only one who's even seen one of them through so far. But yes, yes, yes, I am the only one. I mean, I saw Oppenheimer and I really liked it. And I haven't seen Bobby not yet. But I'll probably go tomorrow, actually. Get on really nicely. Just, yeah, I want to get the impression about Oppenheimer that could have been his best film in a long while. That's how I feel. It's it's my. I think I think it's his best film at a very long time. Yeah, people have alleged that there are characters in it. Well, well, those in film, it's really they're really interesting for me is that that film is three hours long. Dial of Destiny was like two hours and 20 minutes. Dial of Destiny felt much longer than I thought it was a long. Like a stinky movie in ranks. Think of something very specific whenever we go with longest movie ever. Get us in trouble. I don't know. Oh, Tar. No, well, some trouble, maybe. Yeah, probably. Well, we are able to save ourselves with our tar take by saying, Tar's a great movie and I hate it. And I'll never watch it again. I can't say that I hate it. I just I really don't. I just it wasn't it wasn't. I didn't enjoy watching it. It was just I think for me. If it's boring and it's not engaging and like I get it or it takes too long. I'm just like, oh, man, I'm just like, I hate this feeling in my bones. Well, I mean, Oppenheimer is it's kind of interesting because like the film goes for a while after, you know, kind of like it goes for longer than then. I guess you might think as you're like watching it in terms of all of the events that it's going over. But like it feel like it was really snappy. It feels fast, which is interesting, because I've seen people say it's boring. And it's like, damn, man, I was like engaged the whole way through. I don't want to tell you like I was I found it pretty gripping. It's boring becoming just the universal sign of quality. It's starting to feel that way. I mean, it's yeah, like I'm not really sure what to do with that. Because boring, it's just like, oh, damn, I wasn't bored. I guess that's the end of the conversation. Yeah, I just feel like there's so many things I could rattle off that I've seen be called a boring and then they're just really good. She's pay attention to them like the whole line manner, so on and so forth. You usually want to say something or you want a bull. Oppenheimer is the one movie that for me, the one movie for me where I'm like, oh, I found that very boring. But I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Was the Irishman like I couldn't get into that movie at all. That was a lot. I can do it the first time. Yeah, watched it a second time around and have more appreciation. Because the Irish, they're they're a fun race. They're a fun ethnic group that I love all of them of and everything they do. But they're not generally considered like a dull people, the Irish. Everything. They're exciting. Everything. Name some of your favorite movies, right? Let's go ahead. I really like those Lucky Charms commercials. Oh, that's the Irish move. You can't say that no more. Is Robert Downey Jr. acting this time? Everybody was really good in this film. I wouldn't be surprised at all. In fact, no, it wouldn't surprise me. One bit of killing Murphy got nominated. He was he was pretty fantastic. He's apparently said he doesn't give a fuck. Like if he gets those at all, just like that might be why you'll get nominated. Pretty good. That's probably a good attitude to have if he's just focused on the craft. Hey, that's there. I'm going to chill in your chair today, Metal. That is allowed. A lot of James. That's cool. Metal Live. I'd watch when I'm currently watching Van Helsing help metal. Oh, nice. That is an excellent choice. And Helsing is the opposite of what we were talking about. Fordham and Helsing is the opposite of boring. Yes, sure. But, you know, what are you trying to say? You're saying it's bad. I'm not saying anything. That man, bad. Rags, I'm offended on behalf of Van Helsing's. I think that's totally good. I Van Helsing is a super entertaining movie. I never said otherwise. Hey, J. J. Thanks for the phone. Hooray for the portal race, but no EFAP. Also, hello, Raghish and Toligan. Hello. Well, I guess I think that wasn't supposed to be a normal EFAP time, I think. Well, if four and a half hours late. Flash, I am four and a half hours late. Time is really like how I do everything long, including being late. Well, yeah, it wasn't even a short amount of time. The longer it went on, it's like, wow. Oh, something happened. Is he all right? I think the longer it goes on, the more it's like you didn't. What what kind of nap is this? This isn't a nap. It's just that's what that is. So it's so weird for any of us to be so long, like so late, so so much. I was like, does something happen? Is anything is having a pain? Did England explode? I mean, I guess that's, you know, I'm not even at a glade. Well, I mean, close enough. I got hit by debris or something. I don't know. Oh, so if England explodes, Wales is just automatically off the map. I see. Yeah, maybe it's better. It's something. Maybe there's a racist. Yes. I mean, no, damn. Racism, so well, I'm finally ready as well. How great is that? Well, OK, I don't get going there. Well, no way. I can put your flames on stream. We're all in the main menu, I assume, are we? Oh, oh, I mean, I thought I meant you're ready to stream. I figured you were like, yeah, let's press the button and go and stream. No, I am streaming. What do you mean? Oh, but you're now ready to get started. OK. Yeah. Well, I guess I guess for people who don't know, it doesn't I mean, this is kind of a rematch between me and mutually to some degree. We did that before this before. Yeah, I'm right. I'm just I have a big old history of loving the hell out of Portal. And so I like playing it every once in a while. Mel, I think things think it's fine. And so then we were like, let's race it. I mean, fine, great. If you only played it, like, you know, 17 times, then it's like, oh, I guess you think it's OK. But if you played it, that's not a lot of games I played 17 times in general. Is Bloodborne one of them? Maybe. Probably getting close. In any case, where it'll work is that I'm I'm a little more familiar. And so I've got to be it twice while he beats it once. And Fringis jumping in on this, too. He might be able to beat metal. I don't know how familiar he is with Portal. I feel like you're less I'm less familiar. Yeah, you'll rely on your puzzle solving and pretty much. So that's what's will make it quite different is that for me, it's going to be more so like actually figuring things out rather than just going on memory. Braggs and Fringis clearly here for a moral support. Let us know that we're all I mean, I'm here for more. I'm competing. Oh, wait. I'm not here for moral support. I meant that I aren't Braggs and I guess I'm just not here at all. Free training for the match. No, that is the thing. I haven't touched it. I haven't touched this game since the last race. What would the race that I'm up to this up? Announce is one of the competitors only here for moral support. OK, fine. Geez, I'm going to be crazy if I won. I won, but wouldn't that be crazy? Yeah. Yeah. Braggs, your moral support. Go. All right, you can do it for me. Don't think about it. Don't compare yourself to I give up. I'm so convinced I give up. Yeah, these two these two are overconfident. You have you ever heard a story? Didn't even say anything. A little story called the tortoise and the hare. I you know what ranks I have. Yeah, well, they might be way faster than you, like inconceivably more quick than you are and will probably ever be. But that will lull them into a false sense of confidence. And that means that they will. Yeah, maybe the real moral of the story is that regardless of whether the tortoise wins, he's having a great time, whereas the hare is like stressed out because he's got something to lose and he's got an ego that he has to sort of rain in and he's stressing himself out. The tortoise win or lose doesn't matter. You know, he's like Moomin Rider, but a tortoise. What if the story kept going and the tortoise goes home and he's got severe like bills and taxes and it's. No, you know, he's he's he's he's he's on top of everything. He's he's sorted. He has a very tidy house. He washes the dishes all the time. Every every day he gets all of his affairs in order. And he he he he he he he puts his bed. He makes his bed in the morning as soon as he gets up. He does it very slowly, but, you know, he's still he does it. That's the thing. Life moves slow in the tortoise lane. But that's that's how he likes it. Well, two times. Others, one time you're willing to put it on the internet. Have you no shame metal? It's already on the internet. That happens to happen before. Yes. Well, you won last time. Did you not? Oh, yeah, I won. I won by two by two course that was very close, though. I've got a missed call from as did you guys tell him to ring me? No, no. Hmm. Have you? But something else has probably happened. I don't know. He's been streaming the whole time. Well, we were not streaming. So I don't know. It's happening. I'd be worried about you. I don't think I've organized anything. I fucking hate it when that happens. When you get a missed call from someone, you're like, oh, no. Did I agree to do something? Oh, Druze. Well, yeah, if you if you play you play through those a couple of times now in preparation, you're pretty right. You really want the W back? Yes, I want to take the one to take away the one W in the races I have. I've got to find a way to complete this game even faster because my my approach is to also. So, yeah, for everyone who knows that. So for you're on Twitch, you know, and metals on the old utubes, correct? I am on the utubes, of course, yes. And I have all the all the streams on my stream. So there's a little window for me. Well, when you play. Also, I'll get to your subs and stuff at the end. We'll just focus on the game for the time being. Yeah, this is intense and important. And to consider anything else would be insane. Oh, so I guess is everyone ready to hit start? So when you hit new game, it gives you an offer from where to start and then we'll hit start new game at the same time, I assume. Yeah, yeah, that's fine with me. But we can take new game once and then. Yeah, and then it shows you chapter one. All right, everyone ready? And you on go. Chapter one, let's start a new game. OK, I'm good to go. Three, two, one, go. And they're off. I give up. That that that that that I saw a comment that said this room will be ragged as a nightmare. There's no door and everyone can see you pooping. Oh, fuck, you're right. I would hate living in that little room where everyone could see me pooping. It's horrible. I don't want to see people see me pooping. I don't mind people see me piss. Oh, wow, that's super. Oh, apparently someone in discord super chetted asked to call Mauler. That could have worked. There wasn't like impossible. Yeah. Metal, how did you lose already? I fell. You guys put everything in the toilet. 1 a.m. I'm basically asleep. I have the board in the toilet. It'll make you go. I brought some if you get the board in the toilet. I broke some other thing that's everywhere now. So I don't know. I just knew poop on the walls. They can't see you, Rex. That's true. Oh, yeah. But then the place would smell real bad. It would smell really bad. I feel like I would be. I would be solving one problem to. Yeah, I do. Really bad. If there was a like a rush, there was a good argument. He just says, yeah, it's like, oh, yeah. All gone. I think. All right. This is. Wow. I'm confused. Bring in more labels. Looks like rags. I haven't gone out of it. I'm bringing. That's right. Have you ever heard of a properly basic belief? What is a properly basic belief, Rags? Oh, a properly basic belief. No, this is reform. Tom Fullery. Oh, no. If you have if a belief is properly basic, if it's like reasonable and with a sensible world view. All right. I am going to hold that poops tank. Is a properly basic belief. I was too hasty. I walked through the portal. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That sounds like a fallacy to me. Does it sound like that to you? I was thinking about a basic belief. It sounds like if I if I smeared the walls with so much poo that it would inhibit people being able to see through it to see me pooping. I would be solving one problem, but replacing it with a much, much, much worse problem. At that point, I would probably want people to see me so that they could know I'm in there to be rescued. Well, see, to me, it just sounds like you were like, oh, make an argument. Then you were like, oh, well, it's just it. It just is. It's a just so story, Rags. Poop, I'm going to create a logical argument here. That is sound as well. Do it. You know, I hate logic. Poop is stinky. All right. Well, that's a matter of perspective, Rags. Poop is generally stinky. Yeah, right. Active of sort. Yeah, slippery rag thrown in generally. That's right. Rags. Yeah. Poop is generally premise one. Poop is generally stinky. Walls surround me in a room. All right. Therefore, poop walls are going to surround me and be stinky provided that we accept that poop is stinky. Thanks for tuning in to EFAP, everybody, for the portal speech. People like little Oppenheimer and Bobby opinions poop is stinky. Poop is stinky. I love the design of the portal gun. It's so great. I love this whole fucking game. It's glorious. Yeah, the aesthetic is so cool. Yeah. It's like Valve's third to last game. What was it? Portal, Portal 2 and. Well, this came out same with those orange box. So this was that was like. That's a value explosion that game. Well, that was old stuff. I mean, like so the orange box had Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2 and Portal. So those were games that they had made before. Well, they made Counter-Strike. Go, right? Eat that content. And then they made Dota 2. So this was like the fifth to last game. So it's starting, starting newest and going oldest. We've got Alex, right? They made Half-Life, Alex. Yeah, they did make that. What was the last one before that? What was the one before that? Because I don't know. You'll say it. You'll have to do that. Oh, my God. I got 20 bucks on Wolf. I don't think you're going to win that one, buddy. Left 4 Dead was the last IP they launched. Yeah, Left 4 Dead was. But Portal 2 came out after Left 4 Dead. Well, then when you throw Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 into the mix, so it's more like their eighth last game. They made a lot of games for a while there, Valve. They did. And then they made Steam. Well, they made a lot earlier. And then it made them so much money that they stopped making video games. And that will slow down. I guess they just never will keep up. I'm in Steam. Steam has been a. And they started making hardware. Remember, they made the Index, which I hear is well expensive, really good for the best VR thing. It is. I have it. Then they have the Steam deck, which is really super cool. I've heard a lot of very good things about the Steam deck. Isn't VR currently going on yet? Because it's really difficult to figure out what you're supposed to buy full over place. Well, that's a lot of different hardware. And some games are exclusive to different paces of hardware. Yeah, like nobody. You can't buy one thing to get the best VR experience because all the games are being all over the place on different platforms. I mean, you get the most ones with the PC ones. Sure, compared to PlayStation. Well, because PlayStation VR 2 is not backwards compatible, right? I don't think so, yeah. Which seems like a huge error. Just the whole thing with accessibility of VR is cringe. Yeah, then there's to be more multi-platform. Like now is not the time for these exclusive. It's already niche. It's already niche. Then we cut it up into a quest and play as VR and whatever. Because I hear a lot of people saying that I played the VR version of a game I already was familiar with and liked. And it was really cool in VR. So they'll talk about Resident Evil or something like that. They're like, when I played it in VR, it was really cool. And so it feels like it's familiar enough to where they're not really foray-ing into something new. But it's VR, so they kind of are, you know? I have a Steam Deck. It has a lot of cool features. But there are big issues I have with it. I guess the thing is, is that it's early. It's like an early thing. So the more versions that they make, the more refined it's going to become. Because I could imagine myself getting a Steam Deck eventually, not right now, but eventually I could. I think if I was going to get a handheld, and I've gotten some use out of the whatever it is. But I'm not still into another thing. But yeah, the Steam Deck, it seems like the kind of thing that I would use. And I don't really do mobile stuff. Not now. If I would need a new one right now, I'd definitely get a Steam Deck. It's just very useful. I think so too. I'm not interested in an Xbox or a PlayStation. Well, I got a PlayStation because I want to play PlayStation games. I want to play Spider-Man. Yeah, fair. VR should be huge, how did they mess up so bad? Not a lot of AAA people pick up on the VR stuff at all. So there's no big studios doing anything. Too many exclusive things. I just kill myself. Yeah, a lot of reason. But then there is also just the question of how many people do want to play games with a giant set of goggles on? You know, how many people want to do that? Maybe the answer isn't as high as we thought. Well, maybe it'll be word of mouth that eventually gets it. It needs to spread. It's still moving on. I hear so many good things about it. But there is this element where I'm just like, I'm just not interested personally in playing VR. I just don't really have you tried it. I just don't care. I haven't and I don't care to. I just don't care. I've heard it's really neat and it's cool, but I just don't care. I believe I'll love it when I do it, but I haven't done it yet. Yeah, maybe I just like the VR version of Superhot. That was very, very neat. It's yeah, it's like that. That's that's bullshit. It's too short. I wish it were longer. Yeah, it's really, really short. I'm stupid. Hold on. But I like the concept of Superhot works very well in VR. It acts extremely well. Really cool. And to be honest, Half-Life Alyx is like the, probably the best VR title with like a proper story out there right now. I streamed all of it. I think that's already all in the archives. It's really cool. And it's been modded quite heavily. I think there's a, like an almost full version of Bioshock that they modded into Half-Life Alyx that you can play. Oh, weird. Yeah. Interesting. I haven't checked it out yet. Bioshock is really, really cool. Both of the Bioshock games would do really well in VR, I think. This, the atmosphere seems so great. It's almost ironic when you say that Bioshock has a great atmosphere. Why? Because on the wall. You don't think so. There we go. Thank you. Oh, I was thinking of the weird Bioshock that you make come with. Wow. And I was like, what about Bioshock? Yes, all that sleep didn't help after all. Yeah. So you get that dreariness, you know? You got your mind is nuts. The only time you're trying to be well rested, truly, is when I say something intelligent. That's what I'll know. I think I have to wait. So never. Oh, I like the assumption that you'd be well rested because you said something smart. That's presumptuous. Is that bad? Well, it's just, you know, one might say that's a little bit. I told you the hair. I told you the hair. He's the hair. Fringy, you got this. The hair, I'm not the tortoise. I just do this. Fringy loses now, and you'll fall great. Yeah, you filled my head with dreams. I filled you. I made you the hair. And inadvertently, by telling you the story of the tortoise and the hair, I made you the hair. Yeah. I just have my fist huge fucked up. It's all over. It's all over. It's all over. Oh, there it is. Hey, stop moving that. I was shooting a portal there, you bitch. That wasn't the tagline from the last track movie, like it ain't ogre until it's ogre or something. That sounds familiar. That sounds a bit tautological, but. Or it ain't over till it's ogre. I don't know. It's something to do with ogre because it's track. It's something with ogre. That makes sense. Yeah. But it's all ogre. Kind of funny. It seems like it'll make me very sick. I have like no problems with that, like certain games can fuck you over if there's like crazy movement or movement that feels very unnatural. It kind of gets you. Maybe if you just train yourself in your regular life to just do very unnatural movements, VR will seem really easy to get into. Wait, where do I need to go here? On this move? Oh, yeah, all right. Oh, right. This shoots to flames. Gotcha. Right there. Go, go, go. Funny because I'm like, I think I'm behind. You further along the lines. You do need to be further along, yeah. You need to be further along. Let's go over the dialogue. But goddamn, portal and portal two are like, they're so well written. Oh, yeah, that's great. Oh, the dialogue is so good, Wheatley. Portal was the game that made me finally stop hating women in video games. But then I learned it was just a robot. So it didn't even count. Oh, God. Well, they try. It's your the thing over here now. Jesus Christ, fucked up twice. It's definitely all over now. Like I said, though, and I know it gets to let's argue or whatever. Through the fumbling, man. No, I'm rolling down. I'm going to use notes. Come on, I have to wait for this shleem to do the right flumbo. Oh, I know where you are. Thank fuck. Hey, come on. Let me shoot my portal. There you go. You miss 100 percent of the portals. Now, since I fucked up so many times, I need you to just stand still for about 10 minutes. That's OK. I like how I like how he's talking as if I couldn't be in the lead because I'm not. I can see who's because I'm not right. I'm going to I'm going to give you a strategy for any I need you to. I think this will really help you out in the court of in the public court of court of owls. What? No, we watched all of that. Oh, yeah, we were the only ones, but we did it. I think just bruise well, but that's it. But we remember when you lose us, which you won't. But you need to say, wait a second, wait a second. Mahler would be the one who arranged this. Isn't that suspicious? How he's how he's a competitor here, right? And he's the one who arranged this. He could have been practicing for months. Yeah, just because he knew that he would arrange this competition. So he got all this practice and it was practicing furiously. You thought he was like editing videos and no, but what he was doing is he was just playing portal over and over and over and occasionally saying, what's a good clip of this and this? What's a good clip from the MCU about? Yeah, just to keep you guys off my trail. Yeah, but it turns out he's just been practicing portal. It's just been a good time. That's the thing. The game is rigged from the start. Sorry, kid, the game has been rigged from the start. Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam. Come on, Gladys, give me the box. Give me. What's in the box? What's in the box? I don't even know what's in it. Needed. Oh, I missed that, John. Have you died yet, Mal? I killed myself once. That was funny. Off the bat. Come on. You're killing yourself. Does count as a death. Hmm. Lost. I got a bomb. Oh, my God, jeez. Oh, no. Wait, I have a question. Could God die if he wanted to? OK. Maybe he's feeling a little down. Well, he is what he's got. I'm worried. Matt, my timing is all wrong. I don't like it. Did you miss the jump twice? You watch my streams. You know, I can do things. Oh, fuck off. Get all the air. You walk off a blast. Yeah, I screwed up my timing as what happened there. All right, we'll get it. We'll get it this time. Mission filed. We'll get him next time, boys. We'll get him next time. Um, um, um, um, um, um. Yeah, see, we're not there yet. We'll get it. Wait, so he shoots the flim and the flim goes to the gleam. Come on. There we go. OK, OK, OK. Well, maybe you should think about it for a lot longer before firing in pools. Make sure you know. But I already did it correctly, though, right? Like, that's right. Remember, measure twice. Cut once. Yeah, through. Yeah, well, you think of portal. I think portal is a really cool video game, and I'm glad that you don't think. I've never seen you out, though. Yeah, I last played it probably like 800 million years ago, I think. So it's pretty incredible. Even around for a while. It's been a long. Yeah, yeah. All right, there's a flim. It's just such a clever idea, isn't it? Like, at its core, this is this is like, this is good video games means. What's the idea? Oh, you have like a gun. And you press one button, it makes a blue portal. You press one button, and it makes an orange portal. And you use that to solve like space puzzles. Here's a portal gun. Do a crime. All of the crime. I mean, all of it. That's right. Now, I want to do a crime in my battle. You always do crime. Because I'm German. Get a manual. Using portals intelligently as portal. Then you get Wong from Mother of Madness or anyone with portals, actually. Got my controls. Ah, can't aim properly. You know, a bad craftsman blames his tool. What does a good craftsman do? Yeah, they die. There's no complaints because it's just that fucking good. Good craftsman is using the most garbage hammer you've ever seen. But it's like, I can't complain. I can't say anything. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm down. No. Yeah. Jebus cannot help you this time. Oh, you didn't. Oh, no, you didn't. You did not. Get up there. Yeah, there we go. I'm trying. I'm talking about myself. Well, well, it's always about you. Yeah, it's like jamming my POV. Every time I go through a portal, it doesn't let me move around. Oh, for fuck's sake. Again. This is going great. Blaming your tools. I would. I would blame bad tools. That's a normal person thing to do. The logic is that the tools don't have a consciousness as far as we're aware of their own. Why does a tool need consciousness to be shit? What do you think it means? Well, I'm just saying, how do you blame something that is like non-sentient? It's not possible. It's exactly. Oh, my God. This is fucked. Maybe a controller would work better on. All right. I refuse to have my emotions staggered by such an oppressive force as you. Emotions people pause. That's more of he's going to stream Remnant 2. I mean, when you're thinking about playing that together, maybe or? Oh, yeah, sure. Okay. Yes, not. He's so mad. He's so mad. But controls are all fucked. Well, again, who's fault you should have checked? Well, how do I solve that? What do I even do? I don't even know what your problem is. It jams. When I go through a portal, it jams me at the top and it won't let me look down. Oh, there we go. Got it. Okay, we're good. That pause is fucking easy, but then it just took me like an extra minute. It gives you a chance, Mattle. Matt Cosped. Matt, how badly am I doing? Where are you? I don't quite tell. Whoops. Come on. There you go. I'm almost to the point where Gladys tries to kill me. Oh, yeah. That's not nice. He's a meanie. Let's see. There's a fast way of doing this, but I ain't good enough to do that, right? On my skill level. It's the only time in the game where I just got to wait. Oh, what's wrong? Wrong button. Oh, no, none of that. Mattle, your e-fib tech support's held no longer. Oh, no. This is how you don't play Mortal, featuring Portal. Wait, I read that wrong. Mortal, Portal. Some of it has been okay, but some of it's been awful. I'm sure my second run will be better. Oh, hello. At least that's the hope. Oh, right. I need to do this. There we go. Oh, I totally need to kill myself. Oh, wait. I need to go through and then hit the thing. Okay. I remember. Momentum, thinking, and... Why would you do this? That was the wrong Portal. I pressed the wrong... I had one job and I did it wrong. No, help. Please get out of there. I got scared. Come on, come on, come on. Hit me, go. I mean, you actually asked me to take some time. I did, so I appreciate that. A bit of memory lane at least for you, Frank. It's been a while, right? Mm-hmm. This game came out in a time where mechanics could sell a game. Remember that, guys? I feel like mechanics can still sell a game. It's just that a lot of the time it feels like you got to look in the indie space. Oh, I do need to go over there as well. Big budgets are afraid of mechanics. Well, it's just when you make it a big budget game, it can be daunting to go for something that's potentially not that interesting to many people, because you need to sell a bajillion coffees for your game to be successful. I think, like, when that's the case, it just kind of naturally makes... It often focuses on the old story and graphics. Like, look at us. Yeah. I like stories. I'd say that, like, portal graphically has aged remarkably well. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's still great. I mean, they just put out, like, a ray tracing patch or something as well. Really? Yeah. This is the most recent game in my memory with Great Mechanics. Didn't Hades come out, like, four years ago? I think there's been a lot of games since Hades that have had Great Mechanics. Yeah, there's. But I'm not going to disagree that Hades has Great Mechanics. I still got to play Hades often now. I would highly recommend Hades. Nobody has recommended that to me, I guess. Hades nuts! Yeah, no single person whatsoever. Come on, chat people, recommend good games. They're all like, play X-Men Origins, Wolverine. Nobody said that, you're a liar. I'm sure one guy said it at some point. You really were a little liar, dude. Oh, no, I died it. I got greedy and did the wombo jump. That's fine. I still got plenty of time. Okay, I'm on point here. I think I need another five minutes and then Gladys will kill me. You're all gladdy. Stop letting Glados kill you. Whoa, I feel like people are desperately trying to murder me in this game. Pretty mean, isn't it? You'd think she'd be able to pull it off even with you having the portable gun. Man. I knew it. Don't worry about your job, is she? Maybe she wants you to live. That's fucking trash. No, you please trash. It's exclusive to go on a PC when they have them before. Well, that's nothing to do with the trip. That's more of like an exclusive bubble. Like, that's starting to become less of a thing. It seems like. The matter is double dipping. Oh, wait, we have the thingy here going on. Okay, hang on. Time to exclusivity, because then you get some people buying on both platforms. That's true. That's what I mean. Rockstar, right? Releasing, you know, their games. Only on consoles and then, you know, eventually. Shoot it. Shoot it. Wow, I have loading times. This is fucked up. Pretty russismo. Bounce back, bitch. Let's go. Open the doors. Open the goddamn door. Alright, calm down. Open it up. Actual literal genuine cabbage in chat. What the fuck? Whoa, do it again. Chat, do it again. That's probably some kind of is. You shouldn't do that. Brew. Well, there's someone telling you to play Hades. Yeah, and that's super chat. That doesn't count. I suppose no one said that before. Alright, well, I'm secure. Play out a while. Play Hades. Play them all in a row. And then thank me. I said to play. What do you want me to play? Peter Jackson's long Kong? No. Video game. Okay, I guess. That's going on right now. Tell him to play that game. So I played it. Let me. Come on. Funny hopping. I'm on the turret level now. Don't you think? Blow down? I don't know. Are you scared? Yes, because I fucked up so many times. I'm pretty sure my first time against you. I did not. Strong. You scared? I'm losing to myself. This is the problem. You put too much pressure on yourself here. I need more. More pressure. You're going to come. You're going to come. You're going to shit and cry. I don't need to poop right now, but maybe. Maybe at least. We'll get this eventually. Come on. No. You, man, fall through. There you go. You did it. Have you played Risk of Rain 2? I think I might have for a little bit. I have played a lot of Risk of Rain 2. I think it's really good. Yeah. Very enjoyable. There we go. Finally. Load fist up. Why are they so angry? Those turrets are angry. Stop being angry, turret. I'm going to push you over. Yeah. Oh, the turrets are low. Whoops. That's nice. No. No, it didn't work. Dammit. Did the turrets not... I thought they just like randomly screamed cuss words. Yeah, they do. Oh, okay. They also say hello. They're like normal people. They're turrets. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone randomly screams cuss words over once in a while. Through... Ha. I'm having trouble with the turrets. Do I have to skip the credits or run the credits? I don't remember. What? Do I have to skip the credits or run the credits? I don't remember. Uh... I'd be surprised if we did the full credits, to be honest. Well, you found me. Whoops. Was it worth it? Oh, God. I'm just trying to get the physics right. Dammit. I don't listen to gladus talk for ages. You're interrupting my speedrun, lady. It's called sp... spetone. Off and gluten. Yeah, go into the corner. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, do it. Come on. Do it harder, faster. Come on, come on, hit me. Come on, hit me. Come on, hit me. Faster. Let's see if you remember your taglines. What's faster, further, stronger? What's that tagline for? What movie? Oh, Captain Marvel. I think you got it wrong, though. I don't think that's a tagline. Faster, further, farther. Isn't it higher, further, faster? Higher, further, faster? I thought it was faster, further, farther. I know, right? I guess further and farther is the same, but... Or are they? Chat, let me know if further and farther... mean the same or different things. I don't know. Maybe that's like your marther and your farther. Why do I... Is faster, further, stronger than someone else? Or am I just filling that in because of my brain? I don't know. I'll Google it. I think your brain is doing some... doing some crazyness. I feel like I want... Oh, this is interesting. So when I type in faster, further into Google, the first two suggestions are faster, further, higher and faster, further, stronger. So both of them are the first two. So let's see which is which. I'll go with the first one. Faster, further, higher. Higher, further, faster is from... it's Captain Marvel cringe. Why? That sounds... Just say Captain Marvel. Why do you need to say it's Captain Marvel cringe? The phrase... Because it is. The phrase was used on the first Captain Marvel poster and is a nod to the superhero's comic book appearances. One of the writer, Kelly Sue DeConnick's major... Oh, I'm gonna... ...series was titled... Higher, Further, Faster, More. Yeah, because better than everything else. I think I need to... Faster, further, stronger. Oh, come on. Oh, faster, higher, stronger is from the International Olympic Committee. And I think it's the Olympic motto. There we go. All right. But a lot of it still... A lot of it still ties back to Captain Marvel. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, when you type that in, it still gets you Captain Marvel stuff. Are you guys all excited for the Marvels? Yeah. Or... Or I'm not. Yeah. I'm sure, and they'll make a lot of money. Wouldn't it be neat if it made two billion... True to think so after. Fuck me, go see it and it's the greatest movie of all time. I won't believe it. If it makes two billion dollars, I will... I will assume that Disney just gave itself two billion dollars in tickets. That would be like... It's not going to, so you'll be flying rags. That's probably true. Whoops. No! Glad I was dying. I didn't know if we could predict the future. The doors. I think our predictions, which were already kind of low for that movie's box office, have since declined. They have declined and also it looks like, because we talked about Blue Beetle, it looks like you guys are right. It's going to make less money than even I thought it was going to make. I think it's projected to make 20 million opening weekend, which is a lot of cash. It's like it's... Blue Beetle is just superhero. It's like it doesn't even get to decide how well it can do because it's already been set. It feels like it shouldn't do as well as Shazam 2, right? It feels like it has to do worse than that. Yeah, which the logic makes sense, but then of course it's like, yeah, but what if it's a great film, but it's not going to be probably... Yeah, I saw the trailer. I'll call it that film's going to be shit. But that movie, I think will make less than Shazam 2. It looks like it will. It's projected the opening weekend of 20 million, which I'm pretty sure is lower than Shazam. Well, you think if Shazam can't pull in the money at Canon, it's sort of attached to its stuff. Yeah. I mean, Blue Beetle doesn't even look like it's interestingly new. It just looks generic, sludgy new. Yeah, it just doesn't. Last projection I saw from Blue Beetle was 12 to 15 million. Well... Damn. It's just... Yeah, it seems like it's kind of a doomed endeavor. And when it fails, you know, the whole like, oh, who'll be in the DC? You was like, yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure he will. All right. God, and then went Aquaman. That's it. And then that's the end of the adventure. Game completed once, I think. Oh, wait, I gotta see my cake first. Um, Box Office Pro predicts that Blue Beetle will earn only $55 million domestically during the season. Oh, dude. And if it makes as much money internationally, then yeah, then there's no way. There's no way. There is nothing interesting about Blue Beetle from that trailer. It looks like the most generic sludge. But it's the first superhero that doesn't want his power or something. That's crazy. First off, it's not true. What are they? Name five other ones. No, don't shoot me. Oh, I don't know. There you go. But like, what's the interesting thing about it? I guess he probably like runs around and fights people and, you know. That's pretty new. I don't even know. I assume if he's got Beetle power, Beetle's can fly. Oh, he's got like, it's the Scarab, right? So it's kind of like a robot alien. Oh, like Moon Knight? No, not quite like that. I don't think. Oh, whoops. No, don't shoot me. Skrab. Boo. No song. Mel said I don't have to go through this song. But you do the second time around, right? Oh, well, why not? Right? That'll either be my victory or defeat lap. Your victory or defeat lap. Oh, balls. Oh, I cocked it is more of it. Now I'm actually catching up to you. Like, like this is where I'm racing to you. Now let's track where I was. The fucking door. Wait, two or three. No, no, no. Come on. Yeah, knock him over. There you go. That wasn't so hard. Was it? How cool was it that J.K. Sims is just in a huge amount of puddle to. Yeah. No, it is cool. No, stop shooting me. What? I don't. I'm not even sure what I just did. My favorite part about portal is when your name's chill, right? The protagonist. Yeah. All right. I like it when chill takes out her horrible porvious gun and says it's porvious time and she porvious is all over the walls. Nasty. Good that you found that. That's my favorite, too. I think we all did. You could tell from the staggering loft. Yeah, we're trying to hold it back because some of us feel embarrassed. Oh, God. Oh, God. Whoops. That didn't go so well. Oh, shit. Closed. Dang it. I forgot that happened. Okay, I'm fine. Slow down, dude. No, you slow down. Why would I do that? I'm behind you. Scared. Yeah, gotcha. Why would you slow down, right? I mean, he probably still wants you to. He wants to increase his lead through deception and trickery. It is nice to see you in clean levels like the way they're intended. It's like, oh, thank goodness. I mean, I'll get a little bit of it. Yeah, I don't know the trick of runes. Yeah, just keep that shit to yourself. God damn it. Well, technically, it's better for me to keep it myself. So I probably should. Yeah, exactly. Technically, but I enjoy it. Okay, I think I got all the sleeves now. Okay, so let me check. Yeah, there you go. Gotcha. Easy. Ah, whoops. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science handheld portal device. Gotcha. Hey, why can't I stand on this? Oh, it's not allowed. That's why. How should they release the orange box to and add Portal 3, Half-Life 3, and Team Fortress 3? I mean, yeah. That'd be the free box. Probably wouldn't be effective monetarily unless they charge like $200 for the whole thing. Oh, I bet people would pay it. I probably would. I'd pay $200 to get Portal 3. Oh, no, I missed my fleam. No. I have to wait here to come back. Yeah, that's how it goes, isn't it? This is very interesting. Valve went from making some classic, amazing games to, and also running like the best digital distribution service for games. And then they went into making hardware that's very good from what I hear. What an interesting company to just do all that stuff. It is an interesting company in terms of the total sum of its accomplishments. But I guess the thing is everybody is just longing for them to make games. Because I hear Half-Life Alyx is a really cool game. I hear it's the best VR game. That's what I hear. Yeah, it's really good. I've also just heard that. Well, you enjoyed it greatly. Metal says it's really good. So how good can it really be? As part of our required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this game was an outright fabrication. RIP Golem 2. It would have been cool. It would have been cool. I don't know if it would have been cool. It would have been, what do you mean? Imagine that meeting, they get all together. We're shutting down. They'll just go, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I know why I called you all in today. I feel like I don't need to explain it. I don't need to explain it. That morning when you had to work, reviews are back and they're like, oh. Oh, well. Yeah. They knew when they shipped it. They knew. These companies know. I mean, of course they do. They always know. They always know. How could it have possibly been a surprise, you know? It's the surprise for that one guy who did some of the artwork. He had no idea how the coding was going. He hadn't played it. Like, oh man. Yeah, he was just assured that it was really awesome. Let's check this. Oh. My name's attached to this. Tightly telling all of his friends that he was working on the Golem game, you know? No, not that Golem game. Different one. It won't be out for a while. What have I done? Delivery. Why was the delivery? Why did he do it like that? That's probably one of the more normal ones compared to some of his jeep ones. What have I done? I don't know. The thing about that is just like, yeah, no, I figured that's what he's thinking. I guess it's just, but yeah, he can't help it. He killed the coolest Jedi. What a fucker. He did kill the coolest Jedi. He did kill the coolest Jedi. He killed the only Jedi who could say the n-word. Oh, Yoda came. That was his horsepower. Oh, that's true. Yeah, Yoda came. You're true. A commitment to Gator against me? You're with him? Yeah. You're with him! You're with him! Lair! That's gonna be the best, right? Yeah! Lair! Lair is really good. No, it's really good. It's so memeble. Lair! You're gonna die one day! You're gonna die one day! I Mean it's probably only a matter of time until they were like no waste god damn it Mace Windu survived They bring him back all these fucking characters, and they still brought him back. Yeah, that's one of the obvious ones all the fans want Yeah, he comes back with like, you know a good old like robot Easy thing and I'm sure Mace Windu has quotes saying like he wants to come back So I don't know Or his more lesser-known brother waste Mindu He's my favorite Oh no glass is about to kill metal die fall over look it up. Yeah, so wow. I am way behind I Remember Mel. She's very friendly jump into the fire. She's legit. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, he wants to keep the fire all to herself. Don't let her. Yeah, I want fire too. Ah, it burns. Oh my god The effect is just a wall of Anakin quotes and all that is great I mean, of course I mean, there's a reason Darth Vader is so influential. It's the Anakin quotes Yeah, man was that's the man was able to terrorize the galaxy That's one of those like People like I don't I don't think you're that intimidating of it is like what the fucking they show clips of him as a teenager Like look at all these tweets these cringe tweets. You hold up one that just says Not with me You're my enemy. Yeah I was drunk what I said that's not fair a cringe lord anakin I am a Sith Lord How good you're pushing me over the fucking line I'm dead. No, I was right there, too. Oh Cool, I gotta do yeah, I gotta do that all over again. Awesome Wait what I put a blue there. God damn it All right, let's get back to let's let's I gotta do that all over again. That's okay And I think in solidarity with bringing you should restart You're scared of losing. Yeah, Mal. You're scared of losing Pointed an excellent criticism look Mal runs away from it So if it's the tortoise in the hair, who's the third one I don't know. I mean Yeah, I stopped wait a softs fables. Yeah for a second there. I forgot his name Preacher is fably, but Two is a soft but never how or whatever The fabled a soft, yeah, that's right. He is pretty fabled. Come on. Just get on there You're supposed to go here somewhere. Fuck. I legit just turned around. Oh, wait, where's the companion? I might be a chance me up Lee. I got lost I'm still pretty far behind, but I'm coming I think this is where you sit down on one of the desks and little type on the computer See where it says you can't even sit the little type Little typester get typing. He's a tricky little typester Look at him There we go now. We're now this is pod racing Anakin quotes There's bull Jump right into the lava Now it's back to the part like fucked up loads of times and I do it first time this time. Who knows time? Oh my god, I need to get No, come on. No Into the tube we go Like this trend of big-budget games all being multiplayer online. Yeah, that's where you make the most money No, it is where you make the most money. Yeah, it really is Why do you think rockstar doesn't make many games anymore? And they still do a great tip to online because for as well as that game cell there are still a huge incentive Two fuckers keep buying their shark cards More like Most of them do die, but the thing is is It's it's more so that on the thing with live service games is if you're a publisher like EA or something And you make five attempts if four of them fail and one of them is like FIFA ultimate team and make sure billion dollars a quarter And it doesn't matter if the other ones fail you recruit all of your losses if you have one big success now I Guess now it's gonna be called EA Sports FC ultimate team though, but that doesn't quite have the same I feel Where were them squishy beads Stop trying to shoot the shit out of me to compels them to do that Shooting your shit out of me Wait, where's the power is not the absence of fear not never but now how inspiring Who said that? Hey, it's just on the posters back to Marvel She's so inspirational the aperture aperture said this captain aperture On full over what are you doing cube supposed to be on my team? Okay, I like a nice Curvy you can see right through them They really know how to focus Don't you murder me ball of energy? Oh, wait, I went damn it. I was going the right. I did it succeeded success Glorious success. Yeah, you are not even going the right way. Why are you even trying? Because you're a little liar, dude You're really really good job of making the solutions feel jury-raped because you're you know not playing within the confines of the test environments anymore I can mosquito get out of my eyes your eyes Damn the German mosquitoes are wow Keep doing it I paid him a lot of money, okay The mosquito mosquito assassin They said no stinging man. What I works I remember ever going into this room. I don't even know anything to be here. I Had an eyelash hanging out in front of my eye for they was a couple days ago Yeah, it was just like oh There's an eyelash and I could tell it wasn't like my eye because it would always stay that those little tiny Fucking eyelash was just turned down and it was over my eye and it wasn't touching it But I'm like there's always that little thing that I was seeing like ah, why won't you turn the right way eyelash? Yeah, you're supposed to be on my team. He's a shit Healing healing is Faken gay. Got them health region Why would you do that? Why did you fall off? I was cool work with me mouse, please Yeah, will you work with me mouse or will you be a rat? Nice That's a great. I do. You know what? You say that I like Rats rats to like the underdogs of nature except that's one of my favorite animals. I don't run I'm not I'm not even memeing I like them rats are super cool Smart and they like to play and have a good time Social I did the wrong fleam Rats are great. Okay. Fuck off with your Few of them Wait, what the fuck did I just do? Oh, I put the bottle at the wrong thing. That's what happened food. I'm very smart But the opposite of that's the thing with the smart Don't open doors What do you open doors? Don't trust this robot lady You shouldn't he's a bit mean Say we only get shells perspective in the game So I need I feel like I need to hear the other side to really make a definite, you know conclusion Yeah, we can hardly make a judgment on all this come on. I feel like it's this Yeah, see you. Bye. Good. Bye See you wouldn't want to be a hush No, oh Stop shooting me. It's the fucking thing. I can shoot the gloimat Gloim is one of those. That's a flume board Yes Like a good one. Come on Go on the third That's going That's a wrong button. No And here you go There we go. Got him. Well, I'm catching up. Can you slow down a little bit just a little bit? Oh Wow, no, no, no, wait Shoot me. Oh that one there Whoops, I didn't I didn't see him there Loading that's illegal Move the thing faster glad us you want to kill me. Don't you? Intense fire going on there. It looks better than the golem What oh wait, what's going on here? What I that hardly I'm stuck Oh, no, no, okay. I had to jump straight away. I was stuck in the I was stuck Wow out there we go Okay, okay The orb hit me. Yes, but then afterward it was me getting caught Orb the orb Fondering your orbs raise the orb The odd chooses who will go and who will stay? They're never gonna make Morbius to are they that's who's scared any day. Will they make all it was to Orbius to Wow Eclectic Like keep it moving. Come on get going over here platform. Come on. I Gotta be Go go Hey, I'm floating here. I'm floating here. This is my fault. I did it and I'll do it again He's starting to recognize these places Recently on your stream. That means I'm doing okay. Come on. Get going Probably slide down actually figure out what I'm doing it. I'm not a good person Right. Wow, you know dad, right? Wow Do not I disagree whoa Which killed me boo Nice, I mean, oh no Man, you both such bad sports Tool blamer over here a glitches tools now Yes, you know, if you're speed running. Yeah glitches are absolutely Come on get going. All right. Here we go. Come on. Shoot me. Come on. Come on. Oh good He's there we go. Got it. All right. Let's we need a stim since reference That's what mod says What I guess that does count. Well, yeah, just because she's a woman Fringy that doesn't mean that we can't count Geez Fringy do you agree that she's one of the good ones? Oh Wait, what did I do? All right now moving the more you may know All right, they're onto us get him back to see world Again, that's another one that was post-season eight It wouldn't cause useless post-season eight. They weren't stay absolutely one The legendary joke of the why doesn't mine look like that is postseason. Yeah Yeah, that's one final looking barbecue Dad then the fact that he charges at it with an umbrella It's just in the background Oh Exactly in the middle It's modern art not a fell barbecue. Yeah, that was what he does, right? But then the problem was that when he tried to do it. It wasn't spontaneous or authentic anymore So it makes a great point about the room that video of that episode And birdemic Yeah, right because yeah when they were trying to be bad. It wasn't funny anymore Well in that case. Yeah, what he was trying to be artistic. It wasn't artistic anymore Yeah, cuz he was trying. Yeah, he was trying to be artistic. He wasn't being an idiot Yeah, I Watch that episode about two days ago. Wow. What a coinkie dink. Hmm. I'm in for your fleams metal No, I'm really close Man sounds like I'm just not you're still in it. It's still in it. No, you're life Why I don't appreciate that The condescending I got married I hit myself We in the same room right now Well, I guess Yeah, you two are metal and more I did this one way faster last time. I'm What why is Kill my portals. Will you know stop tone policing me? Well, don't police you all I want and you'll be considered a bad man. That's what you're not allowed to do What the fuck just happened there? What did I even do? I'm wait, you know, what do you mean you're not allowed to turn police don't please it's bad Is it yeah, oh okay You don't like being paid attention to the rules as they come out Every day Way too long I put in the wrong place That's a way too long. I cocked that up so badly. Thank God for these check you serious. I missed it twice Hey turret stop like how the room I catch up with you. I thought flumen Dilly I was right there. I was right there man. I Was right there. Yeah, but it was like right at the end. Oh Glittis we are we are neck-and-neck Again deuce glad you're on I think it would have been better if they'd called glad us the entity No, stop it take it away. I'm sure I agree Well, that's cuz you're a big old contradictory or whatever they say I already screwed up didn't I yeah It was pretty it was pretty mean of glad us to do this, you know What was it maybe you're a horrible person and she's trying to stop you She did say that you're a horrible person. He does say that a lot. Yeah She really does say that a lot doesn't she worth considering I want to see more from the world of aperture science Like when she goes evil she's got like sexy voice like oh, no In Legion, it's so good and no one knows of it. I have hit of it a couple times not seen it though Like X-Men kind of related right or something like that. Yeah, that's shoestang Apparently it's good. Who could truly know if that's true Start shooting Don't stop shooting Do the ducks and faster. I can't even grab her balls yet. You're already grabbing balls. I'm already on ball three now I'm my ball Doesn't even know what two plus two is anymore. I'm fucking her up. Wow God damn. Where does the portal live-action CV series adaptation? What the one being adapted by good old JJ Abrams? Are you fucking with me? No, he's I think when you watch his movies you're like this is a guy who knows portal Yeah, and plus like take Star Wars, right? That turned out good and he said he was Mission impossible three particularly comes across as like a portal movie. It's good that he's got that practice Yeah, I'm smelling you burning bitch that I'm unlikeable Dude, oh, why did you shoot there bad bad? I don't seem particularly cold for that. Yeah Ah, I think she can stop me by putting it in mid-air. Well, she thought wrong Yeah, stupid robot lady My time am I As long as we get to cast it My good good good that is is the dead Yeah on my last ball Oh, so I Totally lost then wasn't even close. You're still in it. I can lie. Oh, I heard you little lie And so portal has been Incredible incredibly With you just being on the floor and then they updated it and you get pulled away because they were like, oh, we're gonna make sequel I Remember you guys are all three balls. I remember Wow valve retconning their own work just to sell Products exactly and no one calls them out for it. Not one person Yeah, I wouldn't have cocked up that last big room. I got shot way too many times. I Had a fair few cock ups as well Looks like I won by about as much as you won last time The close boy was it Man, I feel like Swalpole had like all this In this in this in his mind the whole week and now you can finally let it out Been trashing you Well He's telling Chateau ridicule ridicule me like a good mod would The doxels to race now we don't have like 30 hours. Oh Doxels to rice. I don't even know if I could do it in 40 hours right now If we actually did that feel a little Milestone we wanted to do it for I don't know if we don't be like two streams or whatever Yeah What what are you doing when you do this? Wow, you seem to do like all bosses, so I think I think that would be it Yeah, which are now we're going to get all That makes it a reindeer fuckland. It's like a million trillion bosses. Oh North Pole or Santa was I feel like we shouldn't have to do the stupid double fine things I Yeah, but are they all the all the unique ones it's gonna be great. Are they bosses or are they just Something else. Well, look if prowling majors in congregation is a boss than they sure. Yeah, but those are easy Okay, I guess they also don't really work if I'm not mistaken they're like critical to progression Maybe I'm wrong. Oh that area, man Oh It's great. What do you mean, but then all of everything do it all of it so, you know that too all of the everything I was thought that would be a bigger difference and in our in the times though. I thought you would like thoroughly thrash me It was still close You as it was only a mild thrashing Mild thrashing who was only a mild thrashing Well, I guess well answers the messages while we wait for for me to reach the critique Yeah Less than no has Yeah, okay, calm down. I see what you're doing here. Oh mel's really the embarrassing one here. No, you got to say it out loud As I got notified as I chat metal also high Franklin Hi there That's a new one lock balls and a new one boys. Oh, I've got to tell you guys There was a line in in the King Kong game I think it was Jack Black the Carl Denham guy at one point. He says make sure to aim for the bushes and I lost my shit Do that that jerk was so good. I don't think I've ever hit anyone say aim for the bushes outside of that movie That's why that quote My hero as this is holding on to me Is Oppenheimer a secret prequel to the original Godzilla. Yes Yeah, the nuclear cinematic universe I see in Part of another continuity I propose rags if you cover yourself in poop you won't smell the poop balls anymore eventually Citation eat it. Hmm. I mean like if I die Come on. If I die of stank Thank you. How did I get through it the first time now? Stank death is among the worst deaths. Hey more When you were lurking in the discord, I recommended you an arcane video I described as might cause you a hernia with a late stream today. I thought it might have happened law Yeah, but it was like an hour and ten minutes of bad arcane takes That's mean. Oh awesome. I don't know if they're bad. Okay. Thanks. I haven't seen yet, but apparently it's very critical of all All the characters. Oh, I'm sure it's gonna be really good It focuses on my chase. We had a Yeah In the discord I have to check we had do you see the did you see the E fat meme here? I'll just repost it here in case anyone hasn't seen it, but it's really good Nothing is nothing is properly basic. Everything is basically pooper. Oh my goodness. Everything is pooping. Oh, I did see that one That one's fantastic Oh, yeah, the Heimerdinger one is on Come on Stopping hey more well games. Oh, go ahead. Mary sunshine and banjo You'd love hat and time another reminder for all the e-fab to watch pattern will what to movie not the Bay lol I I've heard of a hat and time is Like ages ago. Hmm. How is it? Yeah, I still haven't played it. I just have it. Oh, okay. Well Well, we need to see Patton because we saw the great escape and we're getting through a bridge too far We had we had to pause it actually because other things we Wanted to sleep. Yeah, he did We got other stuff to watch Yeah, unfortunately Well, well, he wasn't like most sleep instead of counting sheep Pretty unfortunate it's half and half because we've got secret invasion to yeah Yeah That's why we can't man. It'd be nice if I could just get through this goddamn come on The portal race instead of a golem one you cowards Yeah No, yeah, it was way too long for a race Speed it up. We did race. I don't think like how long would that take us? It would probably like 15 hours at least wouldn't it? I don't even know. Yeah, I just take that game would be I Don't know. It's just a slow game. It's boring and I wouldn't die when you raised or wow again, I Can't remember Absolutely Why I never beat I never beat orphan Yeah, you just such a good fight It is a good fight, but it's like eight hours. Yeah, I'm out of a nine. So you got a Okay, wow friend convinced me to get remnant to not normally a Dark Souls type person But the cops been fun one of having a faithful doggo as the handler I'm having a lot of difficulty just Yeah, I have a lot of difficulty just shoot I like first one. It's gonna hopefully the second one is good It's ogre Anakin. I have the high ground One of the best main title cards in a game bottle Remnant from the ashes. No, there we go. Oh Just says finally. Oh Nice. Hey, wow Mine mine Mine asks how many sacrifices for more valve story games too many. I don't think we have enough sacrifices for them Probably need to nuke their servers so they can't make all this money on steam anymore Yeah, we go finally Playing portal instead of reporting on barbenheimer. Oh, you bunch of massive never cease to surprise me my bet I mean I briefly You can't report on Bobby. You haven't seen it liar I said I briefly on oppenheimer. I'll watch Bobby. No, you said briefly on barbenheimer That makes you a lie. I know I didn't you cut me off I'm a dinger. I did The liars go straight to hell. That's what I've heard To me so what was down there with Judas and Cassius? Yeah, they probably playing chest and give the membership by archangel Thank you very much. Appreciate that. Where's my barbenheimer eFap long man? I think we do I don't think that's happening. I just Would be surprised if you've ever really wanted us to do that It's everybody wants to talk about it I guess everybody's super interested in that film at the moment In what both of them I guess I get yeah, yeah, there's an interest for both certainly Barbie seems to be Everybody's everybody seems to be fighting about so yeah, I guess you guys can do that if you want We go we set to have a secret invasion next week. That's how that will work Yeah, which is another thing that everyone doesn't realize how annoying is because nobody's watching it Nobody's watching it. Nobody cares. It's crazy. But we've got to talk about it. Otherwise, how will we understand the context for the marvels? I Evening all question for free if it's not too much of a spoiler. What angle does the film take regarding Oppenheimer's politics? What do you mean? I don't really oh, I don't know that sounds You want to talk about politics or whatever? I don't know I'd say it's like kind of It's it's it's kind of not like that important. I would say really It's like a thing that's happening in the story But like what he actually like thought or felt is kind of I'm sorry. I'm distracted. I'm fucking getting shot by Yep Privilege goggles you sexism's privilege goggles that was oh, that's true. I'm 50. Let's cover that video I'll be watching a stealing video again in just a month's time now I don't think so. Yeah, I need to get all that sort best anime to start e-fab anime arc Vinland saga That's true for it. Yeah All right, yeah, that's pretty good. Hmm. Very well. All right. It's on the Netflix, isn't it? Rags more a free email right to play deep rock a lot. I don't know. I Love people like I should at some point do that I need to try that one you play Halo as well, but also Mass Effect Get around to all these things I play Play all the games God, I need valve. I'm rooting for you a I lady metal has no chance That's the higher metal hope is all as well. Yeah, I'm doing good. Thank you. Thank you I get disco Elysium to jump the queue in terms of story games. No, yeah, I keep starting it and then I stop It's the best one. I I do hear that a lot. So, yeah Wait, what's the best one? Disco Elysium, I think it's just the best story game Well, you like that sort of thing again, don't want to look. Yeah, if I want a story Yeah, true fucking movie games Stinked animal the day the ramp and no mammoth from Pano mammoth the mammal who didn't take a dinosaur shit nice Hmm well ramp and oh man Ram Pano mammoth look at him go I got just a five fuck one without any message. Oh, wow He's uh, he looks He does not look like he is one to be trifled with He looks like he is they'll fuck you up anti trifling. Yeah More I need a sound bite for a meme. Would you kindly say that is poo poo? There should do a couple That's poo poo. That's poo poo. There you go. You can use Yeah, those deliveries were not my money from the first job He is to say thanks for years of content. I found y'all at EFAP 7 when I was 13. Oh my god Wow, or a year prior that horror is better with weapons I remember responding to that video That's when I decided one time that I would respond directly to a video with us with a video That was like 20 minutes or something. Isn't it terrifying? I don't make a video that small Yeah, 19 in November. So thanks for five years. Hyal rags don't bless Hi, oh I'm not gonna say that one. No And someone started at the 13 and now they're all the way up to 19 Terrifying we've been around for a long time age age 19 the boy. Oh Well, I got it. I got a super chatted hot take here. Hey, he says great mechanic as it says hot take Hey, he says great mechanics, but horrible writing in some parts That is a hot take right? Yeah, I don't even know to be honest The characters and head is right. Yeah, generally from what I've seen. I just I'd want to know what they mean. I Wouldn't be able to comment. Yeah, I mean I like all the dialogue things that happened, but I couldn't tell you if they all connect or something I haven't really been paying attention that much to it. I was being honest because I like the mechanics so much While physically weak bring his arguments deal massive staga damage. Oh I do not know Staggering those physically Maybe it's like it's a glass cannon where the thing itself is physically weak, but it can massive damage Slash that I belong in the attacks were described as physically weak Is he like build the attack he builds a physically weak frail old man, but he has a really good gun My favorite portal is when portal said it's Portland time That is that is the best part. I'm actually the portals can't speak Idiot, it's your opinion Ladies you actual literal genuine cabbage. I remember that mean I recommend silent hill to play og before remake Well, yeah, I did play those games one two and three on hellos eve Hello Z and shortly after they announced the remake coincidence. I think not you all welcome. I Hmm a single-handedly revised Hey, what's up Lord of Ringgold and speedrun record is sitting at two hours and 53 minutes you guys can easily beat that. Oh, I Wonder if it's like love entire. It's probably super glitchy level skippy stuff Which fall through the whole map. It's like chapter 19. Yeah. Oh, that's like crazy shit where they Go out of bounds and then they shoot across the map and enter another level or something I've seen it before it's crazy No, you might get through. Oh come on any of y'all seen for all mankind yet. It's objectively good in my opinion Yeah, like alt history space race Take the time you need about gaming any short way like an alt history where we actually landed on the moon I'm old history. I understand it where Russia gets the moon first. So the space race never ends Wow We have to keep picking different further away moons Remains this desire to compete I guess Can you take ownership of space if you just toss a flag into it? There's others hours now I don't know if that's how it works. Well, it's maybe it's just an area around the flag Yeah, an aura I guess fear like a video game. It's like when you're playing settlers of Catan and you put your settlement now. It's just it is Just the permanent place where you are I guess Thank you the time you need with a new video more and watch Monogatari Yeah, we'll come for me, but he has the fp for reason. It's very good Hey Maybe I will watch that someday and then I'll say hey Theo your show sucks. It'd be like wow You get into that watch together watch together goes on the internet you go on to the internet sharks on the internet hour shark Jaws e-fap. I'm gay act of Michael Douglas Okay, thanks. Hey, that was like less. You're a good guy Michael Douglas is big family beef up Prize me at all He seems like the kind of guy that would like you fap Yeah, gay actor Michael Douglas if you ever want to come on e-fap man like pull up a chair And we will talk to you about Star Wars talk to you about quantum mania reason recently. What else is he done? We'll talk to him about Wall Street Gordon Gakko and whatnot. Yeah, the game Most of you turned fleam against me Oh If he comes on we we've got it if we ever get well as we get more and more famous people on E-fap up to like the work our way up to Jesus or whatever the most famous person is I like and we should get him to say all the flumeboards. We got it. We got It would be worth it. What about the Finest lines I need to have one I imagine a director at the end of the bridge fight Darth Vader just blocks Obi-Wan The bridge fight the end of the bridge diggy diggy hole. Oh already you massive. Yeah, we should we should When Hayden says then you're my enemy. I always think of Nemo struggling to say anemone Does this make sense to anyone else? Oh shit, you mean from finding me. Yeah What he said Diva was amazing. No, I went to fucking League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Wow, that's where mine went. No, I had to think wait a line from that movie. That's why I was like, I don't remember. I'm saying that It never nomin nomin me and me I Finish Lord the Rings the third age on ps2, and I'm not gonna lie. It was kind of pierced However, I would really love to see a proper remade. Whoa game. I'm with you That makes no sense that game is jank and weird, but it's really fun It's a bit of those types of things. Are you sure you want it remade? Yeah, why not? You just you just read it again, and then you just don't hit anything anymore. Game remakes are more reliable than film remakes I'm gonna probably yeah. Yes. We've had no good film remakes. So, yes Yeah, yeah, you're right. There is but one good remake Then there is a chance Darth Vader won the argument Wow, I instantly got lost He is one for you who's more insufferable Anakin and Phantom Menace or OG Ashley of RE4 I mean probably actually it's not like oh my bad Gwadar's What was I don't think Ashley's insufferable? What's insufferable about Ashley? The whole Leon Leon thing. Yeah, she's yeah, but she is crying out for her life I didn't ask you to justify why she's insufferable. I Don't think people are insufferable if they if their voice can be construed is a little annoying if it's to save their life I don't mind he's yelling at me in the new one, but I do in the old one I understand both of their lives are in danger That doesn't and also I like it when she when she like does her fist pump behind you. Yeah Yeah, I'm also there for that. Have I played portal thinking with time machine or That's shenanigans Almost in my e-fap through Through okay. I guess that's supposed to be watched through The weird one to be corrected to but yeah, maybe there's a misspell But look some acid and about to watch it for the first time in preparation. Wish me luck Good luck with hot to We do not endorse have fun with that nice knowing you give me season two It's so rude that they've like delayed it just to annoy me personally. That's doing a reason That's what they said. That's what they put on Twitter. We do we're done, but we're gonna Also venture bros movie is out thoughts. I just don't know anything about venture bros. I'm sorry. I Don't know enough. I need to watch more of it Hugan hugan hugan survives because it cast a luck rune Isn't hugan one of the birds in ragnarok Odin's Yo arcane is done you get to choose the next place and characters to do show on what do you pick? I think I'd go with Sharima Yeah, you could do the fall of Sharima with Azir and Xerath or you could Maybe you do the first void incursion and like the the dark in war and stuff before that Maybe you just do the Noxian invasion of Ionia I just want to see there's loads of really good things you can do full season of Victor and Blitzcrank Give me album I was confused yesterday when I was online on league and actually playing rude Oh that was terrified for your mental health. I was drunk. It was fine Recommendation post-human survival horror. That's the name of an album No, okay, do you mind or actually hitting her? Come on. There you go Get good or any of you gonna play or stream Starfield I'll probably play I might end up playing it. I don't know I Do not feel as if it is by any means Like a game I need to play if it comes out and it looks really interesting or if people say really good things about it I will buy it, but well the thing is it's on game past so well. Yeah, then I'll probably I'll play it Yeah, if it's on game pass, I'll play it Yeah, I'm gonna play in and strumble it. I don't know if I'm gonna play it all the way Oh If I'm 250 when that'll be the 26th of August Baldur's Gate 3 is going to be a bad game. It focuses move from RPG adventure to let's bang bears private parts I don't think that's gonna be the main focus So if so the thing is Baldur's Gate 3 is probably gonna be fucking amazing. Yeah, I'm gonna play fuck I've got it on my wish list. I can't wait for it to come out. I'm super excited for it Yeah, same Larry and studios is making it and the last two games that they did. I really really like divinity Apparently this is like If I hear all this stuff about how many voice lines are in the game different, you know like like Characters and romance options and plot lines and quests and stuff like that. I see these huge just lists of all the content that it has and I just there's no There's no way it's gonna be super complex. I think and but in a good way It's probably gonna have good, you know strategy elements to it I'll be fun to play it multiple times with different, you know characters and builds and like the character creator Like super cool like they're actually letting you make proper dragonborn and shit. I'm I'm gonna be all over that game I'm pretty sure the whole game is gonna be fucking bears I guess that then I guess I'm gonna be fucking bears for 80 hours Let's go wait what fuck those bears. There's an hour of tutorial. I'm fucking literally. Oh, that's different. Oh nice. Oh, right Be drawn Hail to chat good day to cast boulders gate one and two are the ones to play well three isn't even out Yeah, give it a maybe you know, I've heard a lot of good Things about three like a lot of good things about three None of them pedigree just a spike. Wow. We're going coward. Yes. It's like a muller scared of bears. Yes Bring you if you played I was a low CE chaos edition Doesn't ring a bell. I don't know who to that wait. Hey, I was a low CE chaos edition No, I have no idea what that is. Hey look a family thing It may be Are we talking about cursed halo I don't know is that because there's like there's the big curse halo mod that Yeah, I don't know Because there's a Maybe they mean the curse curse halo one Maybe yeah, maybe I know you told me to stop but I really want to do weird animal again Check out the bold your curry Give that a quick Google In the meantime, I'll do a super chat of mine. Fringy. What did you think of the boobs in Oppenheimer also? How did you feel about the style choices? I thought they were a bit overbearing at points bears again. Nice. Hey I'm in the middle of playing portals No multitasking capabilities No, I'm not. No, that's a good at that one. Just grab the thing. That's a bold you car There you go. Okay He looks neat. Oh, he's all right Yeah, he looks like he's okay, but man someone get this guy some sunscreen This guy taken it must be awful to take showers. Oh my goodness. Oh, come on. Why you gotta do? Why you gotta do this to me? I'm out of time Hello, what are your thoughts on boulders gate three? I Have well, I guess you got a bit of them right before. Yeah, I love the original sin one and two I've played them a great hundreds of hours tried all sorts of mods What is oh, I'm gonna super super excited for boulders gate three I don't really know much about it in terms of like I've kind of been keeping myself away from it Because I want it when it's out for me to just yeah go in and let it wash over me I don't even check out the the initial thingy they put out like different like the first I know chapter or something They put out for everybody or something Yeah, it's been on early access for like three right and they put a lot of money into it And it looks like an insane amount of work and content is in that game So I'm really looking forward to playing it. I think it'll be really amazing. So yeah Very did Gladys Let's go Bring in Moodle. So what did you think about them? Oh, you're like SF six. Who do you mean? I? Don't mean anybody. I'm a casual filthy boy. Yeah, I'm so ever Cammy though Cam I really like Marisa. I like her moveset and me boring choice, but I find where you pretty cool Wow boring Well, it's just cuz he's like basically the standard character like standard moveset standard Yeah, but scorpion's cool. Wow. So Ryu isn't No, I like I said, I think Ryu is cool I'm just saying that it applies the same right scorpion scorpion super cool and sub zero Who's your favorite scorpion or sub zero you asked me this before I love them both I think I have to inch to scorpion. I love that chain man Yeah, and then him screaming get over here is for and then it was in the That that spinoff game where he screams get over here bitch Charlie monks he does both of those I think Bring it here's the question with the boobs again What do you think about the boobs in Oppenheimer and the style choices person thinks they were a bit overbearing at points I don't even know what I'm supposed to say about it Like I don't you know what I mean? Like what what what perspective do you offer on that? It's just like I don't know what to tell you I'm seeing it. I can I that's all I can do. I'm sorry. Okay At the old water me hawk my hawk would like to know your top 10 story games And I'm quite curious about them pretty please top 10 story games That's a bit ask the other just rattle them off I don't tend to go for games purely on narrative merits So like that's really hard for me to say all I know is that disco elysium is a shoe in I think witcher three is probably there as well I'm just a certain game has been mentioned yet I am too. I think I know what you're thinking, but I'm trying to think of more before I get to it Lord of the ring golem Yeah, written it was that game was wrong That game was written by jr r Written and directed by talent is all you need to say I guess the shoe in for number three then because I can't get to five I don't think would be so much Hades The music is it copyrighted? What an unspoke what's an unspoken rule you've never questioned for example You don't piss next to another man at the urinal. You don't poop with the door open Uh, you can piss next to another man at your the urinal or whatever you called it. Um I mean a lot of times you have to because Like So that would be an example you've questioned that unspoken rule. It's not an unspoken rule Well, I mean you've got to leave a little bit of distance, right like a lot of A lot of the time have you ever been right next to a usually what it's the only time where that applies No, and that is and that is gloriously weird thing if that's like You know, that's like no the And then you stand right next to him when that's no no the question is said Pissing next to someone at the urinal. Okay now Is that if there's no Like that that if you're standing next to somebody because the whole like all of them are being used They said the rule the unspoken rule that you don't piss next to someone at the urinal But a lot of the times you are going to have to because it's either full We've all been to airports or there's only a couple The like if if there if there's only one more one left and it's next to somebody Like you think that the chatter believes that the normal thing to do is just wait until that guy leaves so that there's a buffer Like is that what you think? He said the rule Okay All right, whatever and a lot of guys. I don't know. Maybe if they feel like really insecure or like something Maybe they would just wait. Yeah, I don't know But that's that's that's that's a different thing. Yeah, sometimes you just got a piss next to someone at the urinals What can you say? There's only one or two? I don't know. Oh, I can say urinal. Oh good. Why can't you say syringe? Syringe. Yeah, you end up saying syringe Syringe. Really? Yeah, I pointed out an e-fab before. It's okay. Syringe. Syringe. Syringe. Yeah, that's what you end up saying. Syringe. All right, let me see what I got. I don't know. I'm now completed again. I think I think it makes you like an alien and I'm gonna be gonna be asking small questions later. Just make sure Well, you might but the just who's president of what country? All of them Oh Don't say metal commander. Just because that that's nobody knows That's all I got You know out of all the movies I would would expect to be this divisive in this community I wouldn't have guessed that barbie would be one of them Is it divisive as people? I mean for our community of people in e-fap in like it's great I don't know How many people have even seen it yet? It's only been out for like two days I know it's all seen it That's the only person I know who's seen it so far. We'll just totally watch it tomorrow I guess the thing I don't know. It's just Everyone get onto that later on when I've watched it. Everyone name an uncommon fetish you have Why would you super chat that? Um Probably pregnant chicks Okay, um, so anyway I go, uh, have you ever played the return of over din? Is that your face? Are you you have a fetish for the revenge of the overbred in Has anybody played that game here? Oh, no, I have not. I don't think I've even heard all that again I don't see what this has to do with fetishes though It has nothing to do with that because that questions are moving on. You also definitely play cursed halo Yeah, it looks really fun. I don't even know I don't even know what that is Cursed halo is a really cool mod that was made for halo that changes a lot of Weapons and things in that game to behave completely bonkers and differently I would you you can just go to youtube and just type in cursed halo I think inferno plus is the guy who made it. Um, but it's like an extremely extensive halo mod Um, recently I've been getting back into halo Uh, I got a bunch of friends who have it and we play it and we try some mods and stuff And boy, do those games hold up You've played halo two halo odst three reach just all sorts of crazy zany game modes and firefights and stuff Halo infinite couldn't hold up for like a couple of months Yeah, and here i'm sitting here playing halo two. We were playing halo fucking two It sounded like you're having a gay old time because you know i'm on a row It sounded like you said halo three reach Ha, well, I should have said halo three odst That's what I did. Yeah, and we uh, yeah, we played that we played all sorts of stuff and that oh, we had uh, we had a lot of fun Uh, we had a lot of fun. I even we even played a little bit of actual like matchmaking and in reach and I was like, man, this was fun Uh, I love those objective Modes more than slayer, um, like stockpile and oddball and stuff like that I love the game I like Because I I I know that in general I like Objective modes more than slayer if I was gonna play I would rather play objective modes than slayer Um, I would say I feel that way for a lot of them, but not oddball I like oddball every once in a while. That's my pace. It's sometimes like I think I think oddball is really good Because the defending team is always at a disadvantage Uh, so it encourages the you know the the oddball to shift hands like the person who's holding the oddball is always on the map He's always got an icon over his head And he has to be holding the oddball and you can't shoot back if you're holding the oddball So it's always going to be like generally a 3v4 Or they're about to 3v4 if you want to drop your you know oddball to fight the other team trying to get it You're not going to be scoring any points during that fight Um, but so I I think it's decent. It's just that you tell me that over slayer. It's like I legitimately might um, because I just like objective modes Another hot take for halo. I'm pretty sure because when oddball was in the rotation on halo infinite. I pissed everybody off Did an infinite fuck up oddball rules or something? No, it's just that making people play oddball Like it's people don't want it's people don't like being made to play oddball. I don't think All right. Well, I uh, I just think like slaying happens in the games anyway. So to have that just be all you do Um, like it's I still fun and I enjoy it but um, especially with like the mechanics of halos, you know power weapons and spawns and things and um, how playing defensively if you don't have an objective That like moves around or cycles or something you have to go and do you can get really really annoying Um, so I I prefer my objectives. I love, you know, like stockpile I really enjoy like capture the flags. I love, uh, you know king king of the hill um, I I really like objective modes some of my favorite, uh, you know Halo experiences are you know teams trying to get you know get the other flag and bring it back or You know to guard it and return it like just that that's where I think I have the most fun in halo All righty, then Uh, the cake may be a lie, but the goo isn't right. No, it's not The cake's not even a lie. Let's bring you finished a game yet. Yeah. Yeah, I did it I'm I'm staring at this awful looking cake. What looks great It doesn't see I can it looks like it's made out of like coffee beans like just pure coffee beans It's just all bean Like, I don't know. It's just it's a weird looking. I like this little melody, but Yeah, the cake looks shit. Whatever happened to the blessed pikeman. Is he safe? Is he all right as far as I know? He's good. He did a stream a little bit ago I'll try and be I'm gonna get in contact as best I can to get him on to the good ol 250, right? Jesus 250 up Yeah 250 unbelievable When you watch new model combat movie, would you consider watching the scorpion movie? It's weird, but it has the mk violence and scorpers mc charmingly bad. There was a scorpion movie I didn't know that I knew there was a king of the scorpions had a movie, but I didn't realize scorpion had Maybe they're talking about animated films. I don't know could be Do not watch mk legends battle of the realms. It breaks time and space one out of ten This is not up for debate. You say that like modern mk doesn't break time and space regularly Mortal Kombat 11 was absurd. That story was really stupid They kill the god of time, don't they? Yeah, and then luke hang takes over and Creates a new timeline where I mean let's be real like with Mortal Kombat 1 It's like wow like you've retconned everything. These aren't the same people like you say. Oh, yeah My buddies, you know like scorpion and sub zero and everybody. I thought you they're different people Like it's a totally different timeline I don't know how I feel about that cameo fighter thing the fact that like certain people like jacks is a cameo fighter Which means he might not be like an actual main fighter. It's like wow really like I can't play as jacks Okay, I can't do the piston punch or like sponya Or um, yeah, I don't know They're bringing back more characters though from like deception and deadly alliance though me so like Well, because it's been a while since I've had a lot of those characters show up the only one that Strolled up was like can she right? Fringies fetish is most assuredly wearing a mask during human intercourse I remember that meme too. Damn human intercorp Been watching bojack horseman again and while it's one of my favorite shows I've noticed issues I have with it now and was curious where moolah and fringas took issue with it too appreciate y'all Or That have been memory hole Basically, um, I remember that I think it was for me the problem was that it The amounts of time that that show spends doing the thing that it gets a lot of credit for and that I gave it a lot of credit for It really just isn't that much of the show Like there'll be maybe one and a half episodes worth of content per season Like in terms of total run times maybe 20 30 minutes That's like playing at really serious and like actually exploring whatever the you know The idea is for that episode, right? And it's usually like episode 10 or 11 is like the really good episode of the season But then the rest of it a lot of the time it's just kind of it's kind of nonsensey What sucked for me was um, I just the comedy was just not very good like it was not a laugh at all It's uh Yeah, it's just when you watch it all like it all you know like all six seasons in the course of a week You just start to see like how repetitive the jokes are It's usually like three or four types of jokes that are repeated over and over and over and over and over again And if they're not working then all you have is the drama and there ain't that much of it over that six seasons Especially Yeah, because it is hard to remember I mean, there's an efeb ever said what we talked about it. Um, that's gonna be a best source of our insight now Because it's all going Theo's hot take on uh, the clone wars. Yeah Yeah, there were more hot takes that episode was the boys wasn't too hot take was that episode, right? Was what was the other night and we announced it that episode? Had a friend who's going through the clone wars uh recently and I caught some of the show again with him I just wanted to confirm for you all still dog show In case you thought it might have improved with time. No, it's still just as bad as it ever was About to get a whole bunch of Yes A reaction to the trailer for isoka and it's legit because I completely like spaced the idea. I was just like, uh I didn't even think about I just saw the trailer and it's just like, uh, yeah, all right. Yeah I yeah, that's gonna be bad to me. It just felt like moving on part of the course of like, that's the next thing guys There it is. Yeah You know in the last arc isoka has like order 66 going down on a ship that she's on like with everyone around her like It's big and dramatic, you know, like her unit turns on her because of order 66 Um, and she's like, I'm not I'm not gonna kill any of them So she tries to like fight her way past them and like hide and run without actually killing anyone And then her plan to like try and Her plan for the situation is to go and let Darth Maul free so he can create a distraction All right. So do you know what? He's my favorite. Can you imagine what Darth Maul might do? We probably kills all the clones that he sees, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah Uh, you know to absolve a soaker of moral culpability because she's a merry-soul Revenge of the sith didn't care that everyone was chopping up all of the uh Because they were bad. They turned bad. They were doing evils You're trying to kill them. Commander Cody execute order 66 Yeah, Obi-Wan said it remember They revealed that Uh, dude, remember how like Darth Maul stood up ignited his It's nice It was the one time I laughed for you dammit, don't take that away from me It was really good for his character About solo Remember the little girl who had the helmet on That was uh, what's the name from uh falcon went to soldier. Yeah, she's in willow and yeah I have never I don't think I've Like ever liked her acting it was Uh, there was a tweet I saw the clip from kathleen kennedy's semi recently talking about harrison forward and his legacy and then mentioning Han solo and indiana jones and how there is just there's just no one like him No one could ever replace uh his his characters that it was just like do you not remember you tried to replace him? I told you with a new actor like olden era. I could just stand there like fags, bro Reminds me. I feel like am I remembering this correctly? I remember it was like it was it was one of the old game awards things where it was like I think it was like the year that metalgear solid 5 came out and somebody came up on stage It was like yeah Who could think of anybody who could play like solid snake except for david hater and keeper suvelin who played him in that game I'm pretty sure that happened Oh Uh, hello gents just started the streams. We might take a few hours for you to read this But when is the parts of carabinac gonna happen? Uh, well, it's not been recorded. So wait, it will be a while. But who knows also watch scooby-doo and zombie island Yes, hello rags. I'm free is a bird Hi, uh, I think scooby-doo and zombie island is my favorite of those like those batch at that batch of movies that they A lot of people's because it's the best one through Remember no one wants the quantum mania of it kappa. Well, make sure I'm not gonna make one then Yeah, mel's not making a quantum mania video, right? Yeah All right, so is that all right because yeah, is that worth actually like discussing? I was probably gonna do it at the end with like four chats away Uh Five the old adult swib show moral oral is bojack done, right? I see I've not seen I e-fab crew. What is your favorite condiment? Um Yeah, I imagine barbecue is the client. I do love that. So good one. Yeah, uh, my ways to be a good barbecue though There's lots of barbecue sauces um Yeah, but the thing is is that the I I find a lot of value in the variety of barbecue sources. I'm generally Generally leaning in that direction. I hate mayonnaise though. I really don't like really I don't I don't have strong fears of mayonnaise anyone. I don't prefer it at all. I wouldn't have it really I get like this really upset when I go order like a burger or something from like I've got a hungry jacks. It's like, yeah, no mayo and then I and then I actually get it out and there's mayo on it And I get really upset. It's like a The retards who work in places like I have to start wiping it off and it's like well, I can never get it all off. It's soaked into the the food Now I'm gonna eat it or throw it all away. It just gets me really sad All you have to do is not, you know Like did you not put it into the computer when I said it or like, which one have you used to blame? The problem is that like usually I initially I'm like really upset and then I just realized it's like, yeah But I mean they didn't mean to do it Like that was it was probably because they just weren't like thinking that thoroughly about my order when they've got like a million other Orders to do in a day. So I don't you know I I learned to forgive and move on from from those sorts of experiences that people putting mayonnaise in my burger And I tell them not to Be a bad was a terrible episode But what makes it worse is it's followed by wild at heart something blue and hush and hush was unbelievable And how good it was high rags Hello Like the best of season four Season four score. Yeah, beer bad is awful. The wild at heart. It's like uh, it's like a brief Re-emergence of the go fish the the fish episode. It's a This is some funny shit at it though like Bailey Giles Just reacted to everything Why god it's I find it I sometimes struggle to believe that people like yeah season two is my favorite season of buffy. It's like really okay Wow, you know You're in the finale. It's gotta be the finale. That's what they're thinking about Yeah, but I mean even then like season six finale season five finale rest This is also one of the best episodes. Oh, that is true Given that the mc was rapidly declining in popularity. How long until you guys stop covering it? I like the coverage, but it's beginning to get old How does how does that make any sense? Like how is secret invasion anything like quanta mania anything like thaw love and thunder anything like mom. They're completely different stories I don't understand how it gets old. They're not the same if if we covered like magic man in space And it was just the plot of thaw love and thunder. Would you guys be saying like, oh, thank god something new I don't understand Well, so I think I kind of understand but at the same time You just need to think about a little bit more and then you realize that even though they're like Even though there are definitely like similarities between these projects They're still different and they still have different kinds of problems like secret invasion. That's going to be We've never even covered something like that before Yeah, like we're not going to be dealing with like all of the crazy mechanics of the quantum realm or like the The um, what was it the probability storm? Like all of this insane multi burst stuff in multi burst of madness and incursions Like none of those are there and we're dealing with different characters. Nick fury isn't dr We're gonna reference before they got assassinated We're gonna reference body satches probably the faculty and a bunch of other stuff All those movies we did which was unrelated, but really It all lined up very well it trained it trained us What to be prepared for the cranes that are sick nobody's even what she trained us for what like standards can be like We got a good swath of you know good to bad of that kind of idea, you know, yeah Well, I wouldn't even say we got we got a lot of good ones and then this really bad one There's a good chance that once the two avengers movies have happened that might actually start to kill my investment In any way, but I mean i'm still i'm still keeping an eye on it all this still I mean, we already know times have changed because this project. I haven't actually seen in the mcu I used to make sure I caught up with all of it, but now i'm like You know the longer the time goes on the fewer of these projects that are going to be anyway So like if you get bored of it or like there's going to be less going forward because this year We still cover another stuff you've you've not obviously just got the fact that we recently did mission impossible An indiana jones, but um Yeah, but also halloween's coming up. You're about to get a whole film series That's completely unrelated to something like fucking the mcu Oh You know e-fap tv's And we just did portal. Thank you. I'm sure it'll be really good Boredle. I'm a fraudle That's so much variety. So And to be fair if we went by what the audience wanted it would be marvel non-stop Yeah But fair enough hey molla, can you read my next two super chats in an epic voice? I want to use it for a video if that's all right Okay, but the next one It says i am in the draft of my script criticism. Oh wait, so I have to read all this in an epic voice. Okay Uh, which is the second one All right, I got it. I am the draft of my script criticism is my body and objectivity my blood I have reviewed over a thousand films unknown to wins nor known to sins Have withstood bad faith to create long-form content But none shall watch it to the end and so as I critique unbridled rage works I have no idea where that's gonna go, but there you go Yeah, hello again. FTL is a game you should look at it's a very good space adventure game Plus i'm design a lego tabletop war game where you can build any themed army And you can have joel and darth vader and the same army joel What's the difference to my right for everything? Yeah, the horrible people for every death in the board game Oh, no, all of them. It's all joel's fault. I'll add to the hot take pile. Bad batch is also bad and overrated. Ooh Is that a hot take compared to the global one? Bad batch One is the hot take isn't it bad batch? I think I see people say they like some of bad batch. I don't know Apparently there's some like somewhat good stuff in there, but given that's what I was told about clone wars Seriously from season one and two onwards everyone's just like no, no, no, no, it gets good now. This is where it starts getting That's the sad thing. I saw what the club was it was hard I think I watched like four seasons and yeah, it's just I don't know You get the season three and it's still bad and they're like no, no, no, no It gets good next season on barra's next season. You're fine. Like it's The matter of like can we really square this away as being canon that like They actually had a time when they went to like a crazy mystical planet where like Where anakin had a flash forward to order six and everything that happened and then is their all their memories got deleted Like come on Be sure this is an estimate. I know all like an episode the one where they faked obi-wan's death and he took on into Entirely new persona They mentioned it in revenge of the sith. I'm sure all of that to infiltrate the bounty hunter hunger games Which yeah, they for some reason They're in a giant cube, right? They're in like a giant cube with all the reasons to answer What are they doing? Oh haters nitpickers and haters and then right at the end There was a puzzle thing like part of the cube puzzle what involved specifically one of the guys being alive because his species was like resistant to Fleams or something so like he died earlier, you know Everybody else would have been dead I don't care. I'll see you. Where would you stake the time where Buffy gets good? Who would you put it? um I'd be willing to say season three With maybe an asterisk, but yeah, pretty much the correct answer Yeah, that's where it is. It's somewhere in season three is when it gets good I'm probably the first episode and is pretty good See season three. I would be willing to say is worth your time Like the previous seasons like I wouldn't I don't think that's it Well, wait, but you wouldn't skip them presumably because it fucks everything up if you skip them Yeah, I'm just like taking them like if someone asked me if they should watch exactly season one of Buffy No, no, yeah If they said I'm only gonna watch season one and two be like, why would you? Yeah, just though the people who watch season one and two and say they love in it. It's like, oh my god You're gonna die when you get through the whole thing In a good way though Uh Also as for FTL. Yes, uh, I've been recommended that a bit so in times over time, but I've never really played it It's likewise. It's good gorm. Good gorm food. This one just says I know your pain Fringy Uh, do you mean in general? Yeah And yeah, it's about to ask. Okay. Well, thanks Oppenheimer was good, but not with missing this. Oh, yeah, I did throw the old invite to mr. Mark the cyborg He's just finished. All right, mate. Hopefully add fun blowing stuff up or whatever's As you do chocolate. Uh, this stream reminded me of when valve made games. There was a time. Yeah Good times. That's a good time I am become crispy destroyer of critters Yeah I'd memory hold everything about that game. That was a game that came out. It's true Yeah, I was again You know war thunder had a crossover with it where some of the like cool robots were like in war thunder Like flying around shooting lasers and everything. I hear it's pretty neat, but uh, Sounds fun. Yeah. Yeah Well, and that's it. That's all the messages. Oh my god. I still have like three, so oh fine. Go ahead Well, I'm sorry. It could have just interrupted you. Go ahead. No, no I want to know what they have to say. Fine. Go ahead Well, one says Theo starts talking about lol blark subspace for your star forward Wait, why was that super chat? I didn't catch. Sorry. You start talking about leak of legends blark And then it's supposed to be star forger. That's like a meme Oh Because a reliant soul, I guess the inkling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right, it's I thought I was just getting flamed No, no, no Yeah It was just a super chat. There was memes. That's Little relevant for me and james. It was super chat of that So everyone is confused now great Um I said once I'll say it again. I know which part of the druid palette and question I'll choose deos voted Just gonna kill all the all the bear fucker druids, I guess Hmm And then popping in here to shed a lot of metal. Well, thank you man, this is just like when like this is um, all of a sudden all of these bear fucking experts come out of the Woods and they come out of the woods All of a sudden it just seems like I don't know where we have all these people who are Experts in bear fucking. I didn't I had no idea. I was surrounded by this kind of intelligentsia I grew up surrounded by bear fuckers Naturally, well, so the next one said message retracted. How am I supposed to read it out if it says that? I'm sorry about your message being retracted. I wish I knew what you said. They must have said some Or they said the message retracted Now that's interesting Is that what you guys talk about? Well, let's get three if we're fighting a crusade defending that game But people accused of being a bear fucker now. Well, those people are gonna be a great way. There's why would you do that? Oh, that's true Well, are you and freaking gonna watch the new Futurama? Yes Probably. Yeah. In fact, almost certainly. There's no probably for me. I will be definitely checking that out Um, well, I guess is that it mellow? Did it? Wow, all right. Well, I we we got them all. Thank you for joining us for this wonderful episode of gaming Hell, yeah partly just a fun thing to do partly chill chill too much over slept by four four and a half hours or something four and a half hours. Um, but Uh, that's because I've been hot at work Typing and clicking away to create the that video that I said was coming out in the on the 19th I've decided to start mentioning it is indeed an ant-man quantum mania video And it's probably gonna be longer than the doctor strange two video And it was meant to be was not meant to be it was once upon a time It was theorized to be about two hours. Um, it went over it went over a bit funny meme. That's hilarious It's uh, there's just so much to talk about learned a lot about how it was made and why and the people behind it Uh, and it's uh, let's just say the video's been Tooled at excessively and me and freeing it very excited to show you what is in it visual wise joke wise, you know It'll be nice to get it out there. So marky calendars though I will say there is like a small chance that it would be delayed I never want to be like it's 100 but that is the indeed date in which I would like to get it out We shall see. Um copyright can be a bitch a teaser There is no teaser though. I did technically post one in the discord if you go you could probably find that somewhere One minute thing just know how it's going But yes, it's gonna be a long boy and as soon as the stream's over and probably gonna be back to work on it or Back to prepping for secret invasion or prepping for something else. We're doing Wednesday, you could sleep you haven't done that in a while. I already did So that's a drama reference bring it full circle. Anyway, thank you all for hanging out with us Thanks Yeah, thanks for the super chance. Thank you for all the amazing breakdowns. Thank you. We appreciate that word try break it down Um, and of course the adversary's on the way that'll be a week after the video is out If things go relatively correctly and that's yeah for anybody who doesn't know that's when we do The 24 hour stream mainly breaking down videos and Patent with as many guests as we can pour in so it'll be a Distilling luma Yeah, along with plenty of other famous villains of the efat roster. I'm sure you're the guy That we got like halfway through on the last Adversary where it was just like a fucking fever dream. He couldn't speak english properly Remember this it was like the last video we covered and we were losing our minds trying to understand him I think I think I know what you're talking about. I have I forget what he was talking about like the subject I Remember that the end of our wits, I guess I think I know what you're talking about Well, maybe he'll be a nice easy one to cap it off. It'll be funny. I don't remember what the name of the channel was But we'll have to go find it. Uh, I seriously though play Hades. Maybe someday. Maybe do it. Good. Thanks All right. Do it now with that. I say goodbye. Thank you for watching and we'll just see you in the next Show around