 I'm literally running. I'm doing the wrong shit in this video game. I gotta do more dumb-ass shit, dude I have to do more ridiculous stupid cock-sucking ass plays. That's what I have to do I can't do no stupid ass bunch. What am I doing? I'm making reads. Look at these assholes, man It's just an asshole ass video game We're gonna play X-X Ripper round one boys. I don't know what's up boys. I really don't. Does defense suck? I really don't know dude. I Just feel like everybody's so good. I can't stop shit. I can't run 5-2 dude I can't I don't think that shit is that good. I watched that game And I thought it was just kind of flukey a little bit like flukey dumb shit like people like my running back Would just suck or like linemen would just disengage. It was kind of dumb. I Didn't think it looked as good as it felt like playing against honestly 4-6 speed package. Yeah, that's good That's been good at Madden before the last time 4-6 speed package was comp and Madden was like PS2 who is that guy like where? A low key would probably run again here like low key If I see that look I don't want I don't want to like do try to do a baby dot on a look like this I really don't It's just like come on linemen like like there's no way Shawn Taylor's that fucking powerful like come on man I'm I'm saying I'm running dollar if you can do that on a fucking RPO You can get the flukiest hit my fucking quarterback like come on man You gotta just be a it just gotta be a fucking joke man That's what I mean if I'm with a fucking ball when I clean up a good his stick like that We got the run commit. We got a easy RPO in my quarterback. It's it maybe it's easier for him to throw the other way You know just no way you throw that like see I sure was like low key. Oh, oh my god He I'm looking at every other route and he's in a double move. I really thought it was just a corner out I'm waiting for him to the other routes like Jesus Christ, man. Just somebody saved me out of this shit Ramsey like four yards. It's just right at you Just default hard flat just don't write the fuck at it This is like this is goddamn like shitty at dude. This is just like I soft man Good throw, bro. Good play call. I'm getting fit with the fucking most random That was just a terrible like dog. There's just like I'd swore to be I soft man I'm a fucking embarrassment right now on defense an absolute embarrassment. This isn't an Abomination on defense and absolutely abomination on fucking defense. Oh fumble Let's go Cramartie Let's go make them work, bro. I'm an absolute abomination on defense. It's actually it's actually miserable It's actually insanely miserable. How bad I am on defense just everything's just so fucking easy I feel like nothing is hard to do on defense like absolutely fucking nothing is tough to do Like everything is so goddamn easy, dude. Like look at what this kids running and I can't fucking stop Come on, dude. I will tell you bro the safety is we just shed an OP That it I Swear a bag of salad kept if you put if a lineman got on a safe deal with GGs it really was Now it's like you don't click on nobody cuz you suck. You know, it's crazy that I Run cover three them a version of cover three every single like damn. They're everything to play I really have but these kids just don't see how much I run cover three Like it's literally is it's like literally cover three every place what I put up play Like one half will have nobody and I'll use it outside. This is just cover for here. We go boys Jesus Christ. I mean apparently I have the worst cover for of I mean, all right Apparently, I just have the worst cover for that's ever I have the only cover for that can be fucking bombed like that It's back kid. Where are you going? Palomalu figure the fuck out here. Oh Fucking game I'm literally running. I'm doing the wrong shit in this video game. I gotta do more dumb ass shit, dude I have to do more ridiculous stupid cock sucking ass plays. That's what I have to do I can't do no stupid ass bunch. What am I doing? I'm making reads look at these assholes, man It's just a asshole ass video game fucking just speed option is yo speed option is OP dog I don't know how people stop that shit. I have never stopped the speed option in my goddamn life Here we go boys. Let's try to block a blitz and make a read speed option cooks, man Oh, there it goes. God. They've ventured in now. They've ventured in now. Here. They are watch out the den is here Oh, oh, look out Guess what guys? I'm gonna run the double maple defense. It's one of the most It's one of the most unique scheme to do the double maple I'm gonna have a 25 and a five and they're not gonna know how to stop it Who's gonna guard deep? I have no idea, but we're gonna try it. Okay, boys I suck dude. I'm like fucking. I'm an embarrassment. I'm a fucking embarrassment on this game fucking embarrassment Yeah, why would that ever be open? Why would that ever be open? Like why would that ever be open? I'm telling you like I'm not even showing up tomorrow boys. You guys have fun on the tournament You guys have fun. I can't score. I can't fucking play defense. I can't do shit. I really can't I Don't know what happened. I don't know what the hell happened, dude That's close as an under center quarterback draw. What Trent? Where do I run that at? I'm losing the fucking ripper xxx ripper. What is my life? Like, what is my life right now, dude? How did you ease yourself in the competitive man? You just play bro. Do you ease yourself? I'll ease your sister into it. Who is that? God damn it. How'd I ease myself into Madden? Holy shit. Fuck it's a fucking game, bro. Boot up and play, dude I mean, this is simply gonna be double maple and I'm gonna be a jerk off for even putting these dudes over here, huh? Here we go jerk off W. He might blitz here. I feel like a blitz Remember that goddamn RPO I ran that he hit with the quarterback that was One day you guys are like one day as you guys all come together as a units and be like, you know It'll be kind of those we're doing might not be today. He might not be tomorrow It may not be ever but one day you guys are gonna come together and be like, you know what? W's pretty smart. He knows when to juke and when not to juke, you know W scored a lot of fucking touchdowns in Madden a lot and he's giving up a lot of touchdown He knows what it looks like when they're getting to when they're about to score. He knows he knows, you know That was the worst block I've ever oh my god. Oh my god Did you guys see it? But he just walked right by him. I know but he literally I didn't expect that guy to walk right by him the fuck like All he had to do was bump him that was the freest conversion ever all he had to do was trip him bump him anything This is abysmal. I'm fucking abysmal Good pass first boys. Love it. It's a great time to run fucking stretch ain't it boys? Thank you LT saved my life saved me that bit. Oh, that's where I got dude. This is the corner out left It's not thank you Yeah, keep wasting time when the penalty goes back. That's so smart dude. You deserve a fucking grade I don't want to give up anything right here. I feel like I don't gotta give up anything Thank God. Palomalu. Juju Smith Schuster. Are we kidding? Well boys, if you tuned in just now You're about to witness greatness because he gave me a chance We had to hop right there too. We really did like we really had to hop right there Yo nuke skywalker. I'll be honest dude. You got to calm down with your fucking know it all shit. I'll be honest Because you're fucking stupid. This is the line right here I mean dawg if they would like give me a good pitch right there That could have been something but he just floats for an hour Like do people go to like dan danglers chat and be like, yo, you're not wearing your bikini, right? You should do your bikini this way. You know what i'm saying. You should put more makeup on your tits Look better. Did you do people do that? Do people do that to dan dangler? Do they do that? No, because dan dangler knows what she's doing. All right Give me some goddamn respect. All right Oh my god, I really was holy shit, man The worst part about this is I really was like he hasn't run out of this set all day Oh my fucking god, dude Thank you. Holy shit never go to dan dangler. Why would you never want to go to the All right, the chat's getting fucking weird. Well, w thanks chatters Are we getting baggy? Now he's going to quick snap the goddamn wide receiver cross play Oh my fucking god, dude double curl Oh my god, I I can't do it. I can't play this game man. I just can't oh my god the double fucking curls, man Gotta love it. Just gotta love it I suck it. What can I stop like what what can I stop? A man could just go to two two drags and two curls and just back just dot me Zach come on man. Fuck I feel like I'm playing enough defense to not be ass This is what he did when he threw the bomb he's not going for the bomb Fourth and five He's gonna quit saying Michael bad the curls here. You might go back to curls So I suck man. I just cannot get off the fucking field. This is like Like I just like I I knew that was coming I put ramsey in like a purple and maybe he would drop back there But he just never did like he literally never dropped back. He just kept going. Oh my fucking god I feel like he's at the ball for an hour for an hour for an hour I'll pop yo nuke skywalker literally I want to know what you do for a living because you talking madden is just fucking pissing me off Let's go man all over it. Come on. Is that a drive of just fight on defense? Was that a drive of absolute fight absolute fight on defense there like absolute just just just hold our dicks and go Oh my god That was a fight boys. We're gonna talk about that one in the goddamn papers tomorrow How did dub dot dub he get it how did dub dot dub he get a stop on that play? What did he do? What was the recipe? I mean dawg, what's going on here? Am I getting like double? Is this double mable like cover three vibes here? Like I don't know what the fuck like what's going on here I really don't well bowel had to run but bowel didn't have like hoes like he like little girls Like it was like a justin beaver thing And he didn't had the streets either like like he didn't have dudes He just had like justin beaver type fans. I'm waiting for him to try that bomb again I don't know why he hasn't And he had it again even on fucking a half and a third. Holy shit The run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run the run Why would they click like did they even try to click me on morris taylor? There we go nicely done Dude, I can't stop shit. I I dead ass like I don't know like oh my god Man, you get you just gotta get lucky like man, it's just a luck thing I swear to god, it's just man is 100% a luck thing like I mean that time I may end up the running back or the tight end instead of the uh The tight end instead of the slot receiver and I don't know though. That's what I honestly don't know I really don't but we haven't given up a big play. We really haven't we've been fighting but There it is. That's what I need Fumble the ball man. It's such good defense I just I hate playing zone. I actually fucking hate it. I actually fucking hate playing zone I mean, he's gonna throw this bitch right over there with 28 30 yard zone should just knock it down over It just shouldn't it really should not get thrown over like 30 should be all the way in the end zone You should be all the way in the fucking end zone here. Thank you. God damn. What a sweat. What an absolute sweat Oh my god What this is where I asked to chat did we give up a big play gave up one bomb We didn't know about a lot of bending a lot of bending there boys a lot of bending What did we learn that when you bend you don't always have to give up the hole? All right Oh my god, we got some sheds though. We really did like did we not get some sheds? Like we got some sheds. I don't know how instant they were Look at Micah. Yeah I mean, this dude just got to step up into here and he'll be able to take off really For a low key like if i'm just on my user just play his bag like this whole it's just Oh a streak and a curl in the middle. What a sicko Maya shitter who knows the question I asked the boys am I a piece of shit?