 Mr. Police, I think it was a very honest mistake of one second. I have a How about we leave this to how about we leave this to a doctor Jimbo, okay? What you do I don't have a medical condition why you get another vehicle cause I want to talk to your man here I don't like this me sit down. Hello. Can you hear me? Don't what are you doing? This is Johnny fucking Silverhead I'm talking to you samurai So your yellow page and you're selling the best cars are you I am not a samurai I am I am from Iran that doesn't matter focus on the mission samurai. Do you have a car? You want to buy car? Yes, I can sell you car. Why don't you hop in a car and get the fuck over here Pick me up, and they take me to the place where you sell your cars So I don't have a car, but I want to see what course you've got you want to speak to me You speak to me with some respect. You want me to come over there? Not a beaver, I'm not gonna build the day with the cyber fucker you talking about kids I am not a beaver. I am from Iran. You mother bitch. Give me a call you a beaver I think you called me a beaver. Give me I think I have to ping you Give me your pink my pink is 268 ping me. He's gonna go fuck somebody up to hear that Jimbo He's just got some guy to ping him, and he is gonna get cyber get it Checking your my space profile. I don't have a moya space. Okay, your Facebook. Whatever the fuck I have a instant gram you mother bitch Yeah, I will I will see you I have high doubts you've got that If you are you're probably following a lot of a lot of your discord kittens and giving them really respectful messages to get their attention But they're leaving you on ignore But they'll take the extra number on the like Oh 2000 to 2001 likes just cuz it's trying to be intimidating Thanks for giving them the attention that they so crazy listen to me this is cyber fuck over here This is Mr. Police is trying to speak to me. I will be with you in five minutes Where'd you buy your license by it? You buy it online. No, what is on the line? I do not have on the line. No, there's a fucking red light Okay, you almost hit my car. You know you are no, I'm sorry with the budget is the budget Yeah, the budget we're in an economic crisis slow down and stay away from our vehicle, please Thank you You're welcome. Have a good day. It is getting you can go sir. Thank you captain. I'll be in charge twice Hello tried to intervene the kidney, but then hello, he just storm bolted me and pressed Arnold Why is this mother bitch crying you've really got to be more Oh Which one of you which one of you called me mr. Samurai that was you We shall see you soon rate leader That I shall let's give him on sir get on the fucking bite samurai. He's a little bug. Okay. Very good. Mr. Samurai The fuck you think you're going kid. Where are you going? Can't just leave without me Come back here. Listen, listen you mother bitch. What is wrong with you? Get on the fucking bike Are you okay, let's just get on the bike and go Right here Mr. Samurai reloading out of safe Let's get on the bike and head wherever the fuck that you need to go Are you kidding you kid here get on oh you do yoga kid Do you want to do yoga on the bike? Okay, you derive we're just getting started though kid. We're almost there Watch out our suckers come on your right take them out. I said take them out. Where is it? Where is it? Oh? My god, he has a gun. No, hello get on the bike I am on the bike Yeah, give me the keys kid. You have the keys Hello city now What what what are you doing? Hello? Oh your arms are so ester on your arms are so ester on I am deriving ready Okay Okay, very good and keep your arm a straight so I don't need to go round Okay, very good. Very good And Okay, let me see Do you need me to do a thing for you? Do you like this focus on the mission? That was very close What do you mean? I'm right behind you. Yeah, I am in front. I think my model is very fucked up samurai Yeah, just just hold on to me. I will I will call this I will take care of these I Think what happened chat was I removed him from the vehicle and then I put myself on the vehicle and it bugged out and made A stick together like he's trying he's trying to RP glitches, but that it actually glitched the fuck are you doing just standing there We've got a mission to complete. I am your I am I am one second. I am busy. I am trying to find hot rock Do we want to wait for a mr? They're a use a perfect timing samurai Hello You're the car dealership guy. Yes. Hello Strange man that was at the rooster None of you guys wouldn't happen to have some sort of mechanical skills to repair a bike. Would you Nicky Mike? Okay, you've got 30 seconds The other three of you you guys need to get over here I'm gonna hand you some important tools to help them out with this bike. Yes, sir I'm gonna hand each of you a welding kit. Okay. Oh my god Hey, Sylvester Stallone that had cyber sex with Tyler one get the fuck over here. Who's Tyler? There's your welding torch. All right. I got you friends three of you got blow torches use it on the cyber bike Hey, Johnny, you got some goggles for me my eyes are hurting, huh? Just close them. It's simple. All right. You got a pal Those are the forehead instructions. I'm not gonna give you the five-head. Dear God I sure hope you don't have to get the three-head ones. What are you looking for? First things first. We need a car. So find us a car. Where the fuck do you think you're going Samurai? Oh, I'm just run. I'm just running away. I'm running away Where the fuck do you think you're going Samurai? Follow me Listen, we need to find another car you that man said with a lockpick. We can just a steal Let us steal that one over there. Let's just steal this one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's steal this one Okay, going to work on this We go ahead Get very good. Just derived. This is very good Keep driving This is the RP. I've been waiting for Johnny silver hand and the PDM for some reason chooses to ride a dirt bike That doesn't work even though he's a little car salesman to Samurai here. We just have to keep running. Just run Keep pushing the car keep pushing I am oh What the hell happened? Are you okay? Yeah, we're a nice city. So wake the fuck up Samurai. Oh, very good. Just keep the driving This isn't this is great. This is the city of dreams kid. I know I came here for the American did him Did the did the did the model the game wait did the did the model wait, what's happening dude? I think we actually broke it. I Think we're we're both bugging the game out so bad Samurai Just keep that just keep the diving this is great. What do you I think both of us doing this is screwing up the rendering This is fine. Just keep the driving it You're gonna get banned actually you're probably right this whole thing is probably like against several rules, but I Don't think anybody cares Thank you for saving me You are thank you for give me a moment, please call the police I Will just give me a moment kid. I gotta see something with my eyes. Wake the fuck up Samurai I need a pulley so I cannot move my legs And I need an ambulance. Oh We both needed kid is that fucked up. I'm gonna have a look at Mr. Ali first. It's Simzina worst shape. Yeah, you might need some cyber lacing us You may have been seeing Night City the wrong way It's my drift It's up to his decision though what what happened to you I was I Was a stroke by Cupid when I saw your face dr. Hart Well, that's very sweet. Hopefully didn't do any internal damage but were you Actually injured in any way that I can help you up here. My heart is broken Okay, I can refer you to a therapist if you'd like hold on I have somebody help me with some notes for this Where is my notepad? Oh here it is They am girl You have a fat ass and titties. Have you been doing the workout or some sheet? No, I guess I walk around but not really working out or anything that also I don't think either well Maybe I don't know. I don't think I don't think that's entirely related to working out that those are some bad notes I don't know who's giving you these tips, but oh Well, let me try another one. Okay, they say Disneyland is the best place in the world But they never stood next to you Uh Well, this is a hospital and there's nothing but medical equipment and cold hard Like tiled flooring, I don't think this is the best place on earth at all. We try that actually They said oh Nice shoes, do you like to make the sex are those related like are my shoe? I mean, I appreciate the compliment of my shoes and I mean, yes, I have enjoyed doing the sex in the past, but I Are this like are my shoes? I'm really confused. Okay. Do you have another one? Let me see let me see let me flip to the pages here. Let me guess dr. Hart Is your middle name Gillette because you are the best that a man can get Actually that one I mean I was gonna say I'm not really a razor, but that one makes sense I do cut a lot of people open. I do do a lot of surgery. So I guess Okay, very good mr. Samurai See, I don't know why it doesn't work for her. It's work. It works on you. Oh But it doesn't work for her That's unfortunate I am very disappointed in your work, dr Maybe it only maybe it only works on guys. Maybe I Think you gave me the wrong version. Do you have the other one or is this the only one you have? I need to do some tests this neck. I can take it back for you if you don't want it anymore, dr. Hart. I would like to make a The date with you Let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it. Oh, you want to make the sleep But I am I'm available tonight. Are you sure? You don't have to you don't have to be polite respectful doctor in the city, sir. What do you have to offer? Yeah, well, I am you do for me. I got a lot of money. I was not a lot of time I was number one engineer in all of Iran University of Tehran number one in my class. I move here for American dream find American woman and Drive white BMW make a good life for myself. All right. I'll tell you what you you engineer something You engineer something nice. I'll take a look at it and then we'll we'll go from there Okay, okay, maybe I can work with him to make a the female version of this. How about that? No, sir Not be making a female version of that No, okay Thinking those back so you don't deserve What no, what I lost your privileges. What what the damn? Why did you do that? Why did you take that? I told you to use it carefully sir. I will be back Hopefully in our heart. I'm in the lobby. I Mean that I'm out. I am on the outside I'm in the fucking lobby kid. I see you. I'm right here. There you are. Let's go Of course, I'm just gonna play on glitch out with him for everything. Thank you Get in the driver's seat. I'm driving. I'm driving in the driver's seat Get in the driver's seat Get in the driver's seat samurai Are you not listening? Get in the driver's seat Get in the driver's seat Get in the driver's seat Get in the driver's seat. You are so slow Harry in the driver's seat. I am here get in here What are you? Reloading auto-save Oh Nice. Oh, there you are. I thought I lost you over here Here's the car. Okay Hello five minutes to get this car started We believe that Arasaka's infested this AI We need to shut it down, but to shut it down. We need to start it Are you up for the task or not samurai? I mean, I mean, yeah, but wait, who's Arasaka? You don't know about Arasaka Well, perhaps the full name of the corporation will help you. Oh, okay. I mean, what's the full name Arasaka on these nuts I'm Johnny Silverhand and you just got cyberpunk to give you the keys. Let's go go go go Huh, no, I'm just sitting here. It was already here So you just got into a random vehicle No, I know this is No, it was unlocked Step out of the fucking vehicle. Okay. I am stepping out Listen Listen kid in Los Santos. What makes you a criminal getting cock? Wait, wait, what wait? What was that? Wait, it's actually not it's actually not letting me get out. I think it bugged out It's actually not Wait, are you saying getting caught or getting cock in Los Santos? What makes you a criminal getting cock? I mean, I don't I don't think that's just a driver get out of the vehicle. I am I am I'm a stock No, what do you mean? You're stuck. I am I'm a stock. My feet is a stock Fuck are you doing? Sorry? I just I just reached in and grabbed you. Let me grab this guy real quick Well, I can reach you and grab you put him in the tarant. Put him in the tarant Put him in the tarant No, you're in the truck. No, you're not at all. He doesn't have a weapon. Do you have a weapon Sam or I? No, I am not Okay, never mind. You're free to go. Thank you Let me take this was a training exercise. Yeah, we're starting a training program What do you mean? What would you do? What would I what would I do? What do you mean? Officer you passed with flying colors Tell him that's right. Tell him that's what I take the guy that was trying to criminally take the car and you wanted to interrogate him Yeah, that's the test with flying colors Congratulations, you're the first person on what would you do that actually did the right thing? You're free to go. Oh Thank you Of course. All right. That's pretty easy. I mean, hey, what's your net your Johnny Silver? Thank you for your service. Oh wait. You're the guy. I didn't already hit you Yeah, okay, it's all ready. Let me know Okay, I mean I mean, I think I need your phone number if I need to call you once I find ready or here's my number It's 415367717171 Here's my number 41536777777777 I know what this happens all the time for one five three six seven seven seven seven seven seven Shit, it keeps getting stuck on the seven. I think you just need to disable alerts. Oh, this happens. Hold on, let me just disable- there we go. Let's try that again. Oh, okay, alright. Well, hey, you guys be safe. Don't- hey, don't be walking in the middle of the road. That's how you get it. I just hit a guy, like I- Like I literally hit a guy- look at the blood on my car. I hit a guy earlier, you know. You probably don't wanna- Just follow the script and drive. There's my radio stop. Oh, what the damn, what the- I was trying to get there to hit me. Hold on, a blind spot, watch. I can get there fast enough. I keep trying to get there. I'm not fast enough. Oh, what the damn- What are you doing? What the damn are you doing? Go, uh, Mr. Soaphand. Yes, we must get going. I see. Okay. Okay. What would you do? Lay it on him. You just failed, didn't you? You failed. You did the wrong thing. You were supposed to help the people. What would you leave a guy? This is part of a government program. After you hit him. Oh, you left him. Oh, gosh, yes. Go back, go back. Why did you leave him? What are you doing? I don't know. Oh, sir. Why are you just standing there? Pedal to the metal, kid. Yes, sir. Where the fuck are you thinking? What are you doing? You left him again? What the damn? You can't leave without me. Oh, God. Oh, what the damn are you doing? Oh, gosh, I am so sorry. Take it to the burger shop. Step on it. Go, drive. There you go. Get the fuck in the car, Samara. Why are you stopping, drive? Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. Fuck's your name, kid. My name is Ken. Oh, I have to enter it. I'm sorry. I didn't hear that. Speak up. I'm sorry. Soda Poppins taken. Consider the alternative. Esfond TV. Hi, Esfond. I'd like a Pali bubble to go, please. I need a heart out at this location. Are we? Am I? Wait, am I entering a user game? Or what's going on here? Esfond TV. Listen, you already put your... You already put your name in. We are trying to order food. Are we okay, Esfond TV? Oh, my God, put the gun down. Okay, listen. Esfond TV. This is an ego through the roof. Give us one, believe it or not. And one heart has stopped air. Oh, gosh. I'm playing World of Warcraft. What the damn is World of Warcraft, you mother bitch? We are trying to order food. Do your job, Esfond TV. You got 8.1 reasons to get our food now. It's going to be free. Otherwise, you're cyber fucked kid. I don't want to be cyber fucked. I want to be cyber cool. Listen, put your hands down and give us food. That will be cool. Why did you pull a gun out and try and hold me up? No, listen. It was a cigarette? What the damn? Put the fuck attention, Samurai. Esfond TV, you've got three minutes to get this order. We're going to be out in the back, okay? The drive through window. You heard Mansoor. Don't you dare mess this up Esfond TV. Esfond TV, what the damn are you doing? You failed your mission. Come back to me next time. Oh, gosh, okay. You'd like to try again. Ow, ow, don't poke my tent. Oh, hello? What the damn is happening here? What do you think is happening, bucko? Just go ahead. Just go ahead, Esfond. My name is Cindy Liu, professional detective. Oh, okay. So what I was saying? We can't let anyone find out. Otherwise, Sheldon's going to be alone for the rest of his life. That's quite true. And also all the bikers going after him want to kill him. Oh, my God, you're right. And also, the fact that Sheldon is Swiss. Okay, thank you. Hello, Johnny. Hello? Sorry. Okay, all right, no big deal. Later. Bye. Introduce yourself, friend. Because I already forgot your name, to be honest. Hello, my name is Ali Fairman. Hello, Ali. My name is very famous director James Marko St. Marko. We met on the first day. Why am I introducing myself? I am sorry. My mind is like that of a goldfish. See, except it's a cyber goldfish. Anyways, Marko St. Marko St. Marko. We've come up with this really good idea. All right? We're walking around the- Oh, my God. He has exhausted himself. Oh, my God! Oh! Listen. Okay, listen. Okay, listen. Okay, listen. Okay, listen. Okay, listen. So, what we've been doing, Marko St. Marko St. Calm down. Why are you running? Okay. How does one fail? What would you do? Oh, I see. Oh! Oh! That's right. What in the hell is going on over here? Oh. Oh, nothing. No! I hit him. What would you do? I'm- And then I pull a gun on him. Don't shoot him? What are you doing? What the hell is going on? I hope nobody stops me. Am I supposed to stop? Is that- Help me. I have a good point. Yeah, don't hurt him. Wow! What do you think? That started off slow, but after he started, I don't know. Is that what we're looking for? I think he needs another test. Hello, this is Johnny Silverhand. And I am here for what would you do? A guy came over and said, Hello, I am Johnny Silverhand. Quickly. Give him the face punch. A man has just been punched in the face in front of you. What would you do? Don't hurt him. What the damn? Well, you tried to protect me. Wow, you saved my life. That guy was a real gong. Gentlemen, I think the situation that we gave this man is too cut and dry. A face punch followed by a gun pull. Everybody knows what to do in this situation. We need to be more morally ambiguous. Like, you walk in on two men blowing each other in a back alley, but one of them seems to not be having a good time. And then what would you- Damn, look, this is your situation now. I'm not having a good time. This man is blowing this man. But clearly they are not in love. This is an affair. What would you do? This is not right. I don't want to be a part of this. Leave this poor man alone. Wow. Thank you. I just immediately retracted my penis out of that man's mouth. My cyber cock. Just because of your words. However, what he did not know is that this was actually a setup alloy. He was going to kill me if I did not suck his doodool. Yes, this was a life saving go job. There's also another cyber. Cyber, cyber. So what actually happened is you ruined it. Jesus Christ. So what actually happened is you ruined it. Jesus Christ. And actually what was really happening is my cyber dick was not being cyber-slopped by my comrade. What was really happening is my zipper was undone. He was zipping it up. But you thought I was getting my dick sucked. You're really sick, kid. How dare you. You have failed. What would you do? I'm Iranian. I'm Iranian. What do you mean how do you know how to speak Iranian? 180s. Alright, who am I paying these fees to? Give it all to 304. $50 to 268 and then $50 to 304. No. He might be in the parking lot over there. Or he's right here. I don't know. Do you think anything illegal? He should tell me. No, I never commit crime. There. I think that was pretty good. I'm going to be honest. We need to pay him too. Maybe we should just up the rate. We'll give him 150. I'm going to give him 25 of my eddies. I think that is fair. I will give him 24. He's got the equipment. It's only fair. It would be okay.