 It's fucking over We finally saw it and Resident Evil the final chapter case closed was it worth it fuck no So what we're gonna do is we're gonna give you a short spoiler-free review And then we're gonna tear the fucking shit out of it So if you want stay tuned for that part this one is a complete turnaround in terms of how Paul W.S. Anderson Has made these movies when we talked about how afterlife was long boring Shots and slow-mo 3d this one. He seemed to be like, okay, you guys complain about that Let me take it up a notch by giving it ADD times a thousand. I felt like Either the cameraman or the editor was Michael J. Fox like the whole time This movie could probably give you seizures like the amount of cuts there are there's probably more cuts in this movie Than the entirety of the franchise in total fight scenes are all that quick editing shit But they've been doing in the transporter and taking movies It's it's so obviously bad and then you were pointing out how the lighting is awful. It's very dark Like what would you say are your top flaws because I have very specific ones for this film But actually enjoyed a lot of it. There's pretty fun There are some enjoyable moments for the fact that it is edited so fast. It is a change It's definitely it keeps you in it mind you at one point I got the word just because of how spontaneous the editing was it just kind of took me out of it I don't care about anyone in this movie to be honest. Absolutely. No one and we're going to Wesker Yeah, we cared about Wesker when they fucked that up, too They'll find out definitely editing was a huge issue just far too rapid I found that there was too many scenes cut in close-up like even action scenes When you're doing quick cuts and everything is like right up in their face It gets really confusing especially when the scenes are so dark, which is my second major concern Is that for at least half a movie maybe even a bit more? It's just very very dark now We saw in 3d when you're wearing those glasses. It does yeah I'm talking a little bit, but even then it was like kind of hard to follow sometimes the action that was happening Oh, yeah, but definitely my personal Grape with this film is just how it totally hap takes the potential of the ending which was the previous film Yeah, nor is it. Yeah, that's it. And that's not even like a spoiler It just sort of it pretends like that climatic finish didn't happen didn't even happen or it did happen But we never got to see that cool battle and so we just saw the aftermath which is pretty lame There are some interesting parts Ian Glenn's kind of cool. He's really happy. He hands it I can't whisper it don't like Ian Glenn is so good in this movie. He just cheeses up cheeses it up Oh my favorite part is there's one scene where he's being a villainess and then he kind of like looks back at the camera and like smiles I lost it too many jumpscares. Yeah. Oh God It's just like boom in the beginning. There was like five of them like chains fallen flashlights people in corners Some of them are good like some of them actually the first ones the first one we knew was coming Yeah, I don't know. There was one involving large creature later, which was pretty cool. Oh, yeah Yeah, that was cool. Oh, yeah, this thing. Yeah, so so if I were to rate this in terms of My rating system. It's not as bad as aftermath. Sorry after a lot of birth And it's better than retribution. It's better than retribution. Oh God. Yes, but it's still Fuck is it better than apocalypse? Apocalypse that's hard. That's actually probably the hardest part is this part is this worse than apocalypse like it was It was okay. There was plenty of fun moments in the film They you know if you are a fan or even sort of like a guilty pleasure fan of the series They have a lot of references that they throw and something you've seen many times already like the laser grid Which you'll see in the trailers. Yeah, but they do it in such a way where it still feels exciting to watch and it's fun to see everything kind of come to a conclusion but Apocalypse I'm stuck on it. Yeah, they're both the same. I could see things in apocalypse But I think this movie was more fun. Okay, there we go. The editing is exactly like apocalypse Except even worse. Yeah, because in apocalypse at least it was well lit And there was enough wide-angle shots that you could actually follow what's going on the continuity was awful But oh yeah, this one's better like the setup is better. It's just this terrible over-editing It's a fun movie, but it's not a well-made. It's a very very scrapes by two out of seven for me Scrapes the fucking line. I say like two and a half Now we want to talk about the one thing. I want to talk about the one thing that really pisses me off To the first one is this movie basically wrecked on the entire goddamn series It basically said that Alice has been a clone the whole goddamn time of old Alice Acting as an old person Mila Dovich with like wrinkly makeup Pretending to be like some sort of weird Alzheimer's like that's how you act old kids The entire battle that we were totally lit up to you were expecting, you know President Wesker's inauguration talking about the need for global saturation in the world He's gonna put up a wall so that he doesn't let the illegal zombies Yeah, and then like whatever they're gonna give everyone free uru boros, but no we didn't get any of that They completely fucking jumped to the end of that. They wrecked it. You know what's funny this whole film It was building up Wesker they would cut back to him every now and then and he'd be like smirking I need to be doing some he was just stabbing ice with ice pick like you're just waiting for the rebound You're like, okay, Wesker and Alice are gonna duke it out. You know Wesker probably won't win obviously Yeah, but then okay, so Wesker has been shot in the face multiple times. He's brain gone He's been stabbed in the head. He's been blown up blind point range by a bomb You want to know what fucking takes out Wesker new challenger approaches a fucking goddamn door Fucking door. He got killed by a door not even killed like ball off his foot And then he just kind of sat there waiting so the red Queen The AI that umbrella developed to like run all their fancy sci-fi stuff Basically his program so that she cannot harm anyone who works for umbrella. So during this standoff We're all that's Mila It was looking at Wesker and she's just thinking like well Wesker You're just an employee. You're fired and all of a sudden the AI closes the door Wesker And he gets his leg severed, which is another thing because Wesker was his boss Originally in apocalypse Extinction We're talking about apocalypse. Oh, right. Oh, it's the second two. No. No. No, God. No Extinction is still the best in my opinion. So an extinction. That's just because you like Mad Max In extinction Like he answers to Western Western's like the chairman and they call him chairman Wesker Yeah, and then all of a sudden he's like a goon in the opening scene of the film He's seen just like James Bond style like goon like killing for the main villain and he he still has the walk Yeah, and that's it. He's killed by a fucking door. Yeah, fucking goddamn door They added a lot of characters in the film and A lot of people who are gonna die. There was one death in particular You probably don't agree, but I actually thought it was pretty well done. There was a lot of tension and you weren't sure Whether or not the character was actually gonna die and think okay. Oh, yeah, there's a part of drama Yes, there was one scene with a fan that actually was edited and shot Decent. That's almost like they gave it to someone else like hey, do you want to edit this scene? Sure Let me make the film good for like a minute. So Yeah, no, it's it's not you're gonna have an aneurysm of watching it Not if not from the story plot holes, which by the way they keep on showing you the bomb the crater hole For what happened with Raccoon City and you said that was the that was the entirety of the plot holes That's anything written by Paul W. S. Anderson. They read some things in previous movies in such a way where they just like Bigly reference them. She'll look at Alexander Isaac's Ian Glenn's character and then she'd be like, oh, I thought I killed you and he's like And then she's like, oh, you're a clone. Oh, yeah. No, cool. Yeah Goddamn so many fucking clones like the clone shit that I brought up in retribution This was out of fucking hands. This was as good probably as Star Wars episode 2 of The Clones It's not the worst one, but I don't think I could watch it again I swear I'll get a goddamn headache I could watch it on a screen where I turn up the gamma by like a thousand and then I could actually enjoy it Anyway guys, I guess that's it. That is all of the Resident Evil movies for now Yeah, oh, yeah, you spent the end you think that she sacrifices herself and the whole time we're like, oh, wow That actually is not bad. Good job And then all of a sudden she start waking up and I'm like no No, no, and then all of a sudden it turns out. She's a freaking lie And like fuck you Anderson fuck you mind you he didn't do the recap thing as bad Yeah, the intro what we were expecting like yeah, I'm gonna go get some popcorn 20 minutes later I'll come back. We should finish recapping they actually open We were actually like already joking and then they started it differently and Actually at the soft person like hold on. Let me actually listen to this Well, it's stupid because that would have actually been important had that actually been you know started from the fucking beginning No, I feel like they came up with like all these ideas last minute like how we gonna finish this. Oh, yeah They probably he's like fuck I wrote myself into a corner so many goddamn corners. Wait, I'll just create a hole I'll dig through the hole and that's how I'll get out I like how when the nuke went off in Rocking City, it went just deep enough to get to the entrance of the hive By the way, there is no Previews for this movie. They started they did the animation They did the animation for like up-and-coming movies and then all of a sudden the Cineplex symbol appeared and I'm like wait a minute. They show that after that the The trailers like they got it out and then all of a sudden the movie started and I actually said out loud Holy shit, there's no trailers. No one wanted to put their trailers to this movie. No one No, it was Hey, but there's a new Resident Evil animated film coming out this year And you know what? It's probably gonna be a heck of a lot better than this. So yeah, that's true We'll see. Well, also Resident Evil 7 is out too. I'm not gonna touch it I know I'm petrims need to play now Oh, then you run. Oh, I beat that day. I was playing like hardcore non-stop. No sleep Game fantastic the movies. Oh, yeah You gotta go in with a guy going with some oral boroughs heavy heart Anyway guys, that is not it for us Thank you for having watched all of our reviews It wasn't worth it. No looking back. It's like no, it wasn't the waste of hours of my life It was on my death bed when I'm like all the crippled. I'd be like fuck what a waste of time The meanwhile the ghost of Paul Williams is gonna be counting all this money Anyway guys, thank you for watching we got the rest of the reviews in the playlist below and Like you said, we might review some of the animated ones, but John Wick To oh, yes, John Wick 2 is gonna be sweet. That's coming soon. Anyway guys, that's all from us. Thank you again for watching See you guys next time