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And then welcome to another episode of the Procrastinators podcast. It's me, your host, and your boy, Ben-Saint here. And I'm here with Munchywares Tiny Hats. Hey everyone, welcome to my Photoshop tutorial. I'm going to be teaching you how to make a gradient transparent. Let's start with the break up of the Ottoman Empire. This is going to be really easy Photoshop tutorial. I'll have to explain the entire history of the Middle East first, though. What the fuck? And we're here with Tom Oliver. I'm here talking about the topic. I also had Zabram earlier, so I'm going to be silly today. Let's do it. Whoa, and there's also the best guy ever. I did the mash. I did the race war mash. What is going on? What were you doing earlier? Why didn't you invite me? And in a rare twist of fate, we've got Lethal Aurora Mage. Can this mean that I'm not on the podcast die already? You have to fix it. You're the master of your own main destiny. I was on the podcast like a month ago for the whole month. Mage, you're the only female member of the PCP, which means you have to be here five times as often to count for anything. Mage, I haven't seen you been Lethal once. You're a representative for your entire gender. It's all riding on you. My gender is purple, excuse you. You're the only purple gender on the podcast. The PCP is the most gender-realist podcast on the net, and we need the other side to be there as a strawman that we can defeat week after week after week. I personally find it very vivid aquamarine. That's true. Ben, why don't you tell us what the fuck we're doing, you baby boy? We're talking about monsters, which we thoroughly covered and pretty much said all there is to say about on the drawcast, the ultimate PCP content. They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but if all those words are fucking bullshit, you gotta come in with some real words that are targeted. All we have to do is increase the number of word count in this episode by number of pictures produced in that podcast, multiplied by a thousand. We just have to talk more than that, which I think is an easily attainable goal. One of these Superfans, Danix Jack, count the number of words that are in this podcast and tell us if we need it. What happened was me, Ben, and Majord were all squibbling in our scribed-in in the inner walls of Jericho, and the villain thief, Nate, was peering over the palace walls trying to learn our trade secrets, and so he banished forever from the Garden of Eden that is the PCP drawcast. Like Adam before, cast us for a woman's sin. He has to reverse this podcast, this drawcast topic, so he can get his grubby fucking hands on it. That's what's happened here today. There was just too much delicious, rich content within the subject of monsters to just be left there in the festering dirty floor of the drawcast. There's never enough monsters if you ask me, so I'm here. I don't know, I don't even think monsters are real guys. Ben, I don't know what a monster is. I've never had that explained to me before. Can I cut in here for a moment? I would like to describe to everyone what exactly a monster is that we're talking about. Okay, so here we go. Urban Dictionary, our old buddy, tells us that a monster is nuclear horse piss sold as a disgusting energy drink. Oh, shit! What a monster is, yep. Let's see what else we got here. Describing anything that is large, these are all part of one definition apparently. The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed, okay, and then one last one, a sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts. Whoa, I didn't know Nick was a monster. None of these descriptions describe monsters that we're talking about. Monsters are scary, mostly fuzzy things that go bra and I go, ah! All I know about monsters are creatures that don't exist. Monsters are tricky big men with rubber on their face. All I know about monsters is that they're incorporated and they're ready to cut through capitalist through and through. Monsters are bourgeoisy fucking government fat cats who just want to subjugate the weak. All right, listen to this one more definition of monster. This one is the third most popular. It's what you become when you break up with a girl. What the fuck? Man, listen to this quote, man, we need to talk, woman, you're a monster. Dude, that's some real shit, man. That's fantastic. Monsters are fake things that scare me. There's a story there. I know. Much like all fake things, as I exist only and completely within the realm of reality. Whenever I'm confronted with things that are not in fact real, I can't contain my emotions and all my anger and sadness flows out of my body when I'm confronted with a fictional being. Let's go around real quick and everybody talk about either your favorite or a favorite monster of yours. The Slender Man is a monster who has tentacles and he's really tall and he is a black suit. And all the fucking other ones, okay, Marble Hornets is the best fucking creepy ARG on the planet and all of the bullshit, like Tribe 12 and fucking Everyman Hybrid, all that shit is horrible. I tried watching Everyman Hybrid and it fucking sucked shit. It made no sense. It was purposely just trying to be like a weird meta. It was fucking like the reluctant YouTuber, but if it was a Slender Man ARG, that's what Everyman Hybrid is. Marble Hornets was OG shit. Marble Hornets is fucking, what does Alicorn Twilight Princess Sparkle mean to you? That's what fucking Marble Hornets is. That's the real shit. I love Marble Hornets. Slender Man, he's not even called Slender Man that way. He's called the Operator. You can operate your sickness if you look at him and the screen shakes. I have operate your sickness whenever I get on the PCP because the PCP is just too powerful and it reminds me too much of Slender Man. Slender Man used to be my waifu before it was cool. Really? Is that true? Has anyone else seen Everyman Hybrid and Marble Hornets? Because I actually have. I have seen Marble Hornets. No, I've never seen them been. Well, I mean besides you. See, I saw them thinking that probably nobody else on this podcast would have ever seen them. I've seen Marble Hornets. Guys, guys, guys. I knew about Slender Man before it became popular. It was just around the time just before it became mainstream. I was fucking Marble Hornets weekly. I was fucking Marble Hornets before it was even done. I was Marble Hornets before they even found out that Tim was the mascot. I'm fine day one. I'm fucking day fucking one. Pulls off mask. My face is revealed to be a hornet made of marble. That's me. I did it. Am I the joke, guys? That's good, right? You would like Marble Hornets. You would like it. Because there's a bunch of fucking... I'm googling it right now. I'm looking at the weird spooky shit here. There's a bunch of shit. Oh, I think someone beats a woman in it one time. Oh, hell yeah. It's me. I watched the video. It's me. Yes. How many episodes are there out there right now? Marble Hornets just recording the HBO Live. There's like 107 or something, I think. Oh, okay. It's me in my daily life. It's just what it is. Oh, yeah. I caught up with Marble Hornets in one night. Like procrastinating going to sleep for like my first day of sixth grade. Oh, this is a show. Is this like a TV show? No, it's a YouTube show. It's like a web-tube. Oh, okay. It's like a YouTube series kind of semi-found footage-foed documentary. Exactly. Trying to document this weird thing that happens. It's an ARG. It's recorded in a way that looks realistic, but it's totally bullshit. Okay. How old is this thing? It's very old. It's a fictional story. It's a workbook. It's not like it's trying to trick you. It's like a story. It's like it's a Blair Witch project. Well, yeah. It was a YouTube video. Yeah. You know, that's the weird thing. I feel like a lot of people... Okay. I mean, first of all, you've got like those girls who like literally tried to sacrifice their friend in the woods to Slenderman, who is a literal made-up fake internet. Who was me? Who was me? Which was Munchie? Munchie was the girl being sacrificed and the people doing the sacrifice. And Slenderman. It was a big thing. And Slenderman. He's basically the Trinity. He's the father, son, and the Holy Ghost. He's sacrificing himself to himself to appease his own wrath upon the people he created. That's who Munchie is. Okay. This is cool. What I was going to say is like people really seem to like get whipped up into a storm and like take this shit seriously. And it's weird to me. It's weird to me. The people are so... I mean, it's the... What's the opposite of skeptical? You know, like believers. Credulous? Have so much credulous. I guess that... Yeah, I think that's right. People like look for things to believe in like this. And I've never understood that. I guess because it's fun. I guess because it's just fun. Eggs. You know? What other reason do you need? Yeah. I don't know. Like, is it fun to sacrifice your friend in the woods to Slenderman? Yeah, because Slenderman like you then. People like spooky stories. Dude. Isn't that a fascinating thing though? Why do people like being scared? You know, I also don't quite get it. I'm not as into it as I feel like a lot of people are. As I said in the Ghost episode, ghosts aren't real, but they should be. Right. I love ghosts. And if I pray every night at some day, they'll magically become real. And I'll be able to see a ghost with my own eyes. Just like in season three of Korra where all the airbenders just literally became real again, it was awesome. It was so good. What a great development. I love Korra. Me too, dude. That's some fucking... Korra, I just want to put it out there. Korra is my favorite monster. She is the most evil being who ever existed. She makes the world a worse place with her mere presence. Monsters don't always have to be evil, though. Korra is. Korra is undeniably evil. I'm just making a statement. That's true. And you were saying this on the drawcast too. You're a staunch defender of monster rights. Yes. Yeah, okay. We must defend a monster-free speech. It's important. People like monsters because they put you closer to death. And what do we all want but death? We all seek oblivion, blindly. Now I'm speaking my language. Can I quickly just mention a dream I had before this podcast? It has a monster in it, and I just wanted to... Okay, so quickly. I'll try. Okay, so the dream. Man-made island on the island is just nothing but this big building. And I live there, and there's a mansion and other people. And slowly, one by one, people are getting murdered in very horrible ways. You just see the bodies laying on the floor and just blight everywhere. And they kept getting dragged away. And me and the manager are trying to figure out what's happening. And then I finally found out that there's this monster here. And it's trying to kill us. I was one of the few people left alive, and the only reason I was left alive is because I kind of casually flirted with the monster. The monster just noped away. I guess he didn't like me. I'm sad. But I like the monster a lot. He was really cool. He had this skull face thing. But not like a human skull. It was like a deer skull or something. And these huge claws that he would rip people up and stuff. He looked really cool. Your description sounds like that anime. You know that one? It's called like a necromancer bot me or something. It's like about a literal slave. It was bought by this necromancer with a big skull. I have not seen that anime. You know what I'm talking about? I think I've heard of something. I heard Twitter talking about something. I haven't seen that anime. I should look into that. Maybe it's a sign. I did Nightmare as well last night. Where I was on my computer and some invisible force. Some invisible insidious force moved my hand for me. And made me type into my Google search bar. Laying with a bunch of pop-up ads. And I try to download various 40 cute clickers. Click now on this ad. And now my search bar is just filled to the brim with malware. And various sorts of spyware. My hand was trembling moving towards that. I typed in atop the fourth wall. And I watched the newest Linkara video. His hideous fashas. Seeking into my fucking soul. Like Photoshop color burn. His face color burning my lair. Completely obliterate all sense of like pores on my body. And seeking into my fucking vessel. That's what Linkara did to me. New age with a new media platform. We get a whole new wave of monsters. Out with the old universal monsters. Now we get like the Linkara's. As a poster style. He has a magic gun. Where did he purchase that? That is the mystery of Linkara. What's the deep lore there? Fucking donate to our PayPal. To get us to remake all the universal monster movies. But with that guy with the glasses crew members. Oh, plugging real quick. Kickstarter still happening everybody. Please give him to the fucking Radcon 3 Kickstarter. We need that money. We can dress up as monsters in real life. Indeed. If we're close enough to woods, I'll pretend to be the Jersey Devil on film. That's a promise. Yeah, go ahead. Back to Slenderman. Ben, what did you think of Everyman Hybrid compared to Marvel Hornets? I didn't watch that much Everyman Hybrid because it wasn't that good. Yeah, it sucked. It was horrible like meta bullshit. It was fucking like, dude, Homestuck is so meta. I love accents. That's what Everyman Hybrid was. I mean, Marvel Hornets had some intrigue. Like the barn and stuff. Yeah, no, Marvel Hornets was Kino. I barely remember anything from Everyman Hybrid. At first I thought that it was kind of funny. That it was framed as they were making a YouTube show of some other kind that became a Slenderman thing because Slenderman was there. But that didn't carry it for very long. Here, let me explain Everyman Hybrid to you. So the gimmick of the channel is that it's these like three bros making like a fitness channel. And then like episode two Slenderman is just awkwardly put into the background of videos. And then they're like, we were making a Slenderman ARG but now Slenderman is real and he's really trying to kill us. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. They went too far. Yeah. Not great. Fucking pitiful display Everyman Hybrid. Fucking come on the PCP. They probably got like, yeah, they should. They probably got like exposed or something. Like in some way they like couldn't deny that they were like doing things related to Slenderman in some way. So they had to like rationalize it somehow. Like I would, it just seems like such a dumb idea to like admit that you like we're from the start doing a thing with a Slenderman. Yeah. Like it just seems counter to your narrative. It like acknowledges the fakeness of the whole thing. Oh. Yeah. So like there's no way I'm going to take it seriously now in any way. And then the fucking rake comes in because just like that shows like another like creepypasta TM character that we can just like like steal from another story and just put in our fucking thing because we're hacks. Speaking of like your YouTube character stuff. Have you guys heard or seen Poppy? Poppy. Yes. Yeah. Poppy is a good monster on YouTube. She's interesting. I was going to say. I don't know what her endgame is. I guess release albums and just be a weird O on the internet. Yeah. She's cool. If you guys haven't seen Poppy. I don't think she's active anymore. Is she active? No, no, no. She's just released an album. She came online just the other day. Is Poppy like a monster? No. I mean Poppy is a weird creepy semi-robotic possibly internet creature. Maybe a clone. Mage, why don't you explain Poppy I've seen some of her videos and I don't know what she is, but I kind of like the associations with Illuminati, the devil and the possibility that she's actually like a clone of herself. Well, I'll explain it. You're both the same to me. Poppy is this fake pop star on YouTube who makes music videos like you know top 40 like Katy Perry shit. But she has sinister undertones in between music videos which have you know they're just like fucking what I get fucked in my ass you know stuff like that. Like put your hooves up. I don't know about, well, okay. But in between those she has, I guess I would call them like vlogs. They're not like hey YouTube they're like her staring at the camera and kind of weirdly childishly mumbling about things about how she like she like loves her like Lord and she makes a like five or six minutes of her just saying that she's poppy and like ASMR and stuff like that. Yes, that's right. She's like weird creepo ASMR in a way, but mostly she's just obviously a bizarre freak and in the best way. I like her a lot. I really wonder what the end game is here. I think about that all the time. Like what is the point of all these? I guess the medium is the message I suppose just doing these weird videos are just fun for these people, I assume. I don't know. It's something about fucking Illuminati and celebrities and shit. I don't know if there's like a message per se. It's just like art displaying this idea of celebrities being like aliens and shit. It's definitely that. It's definitely an artistic piece, the character of Poppy, which I'm watching one called Dracula Glam right now. It's sick as shit. She's just like gnashing her teeth with these fucking vampire fangs for no reason. Well this spooky ambient music plays and then she's opening a box called Nightmares at the end of the video and she's bashing with a fucking bat. Incredible. Incredible. Incredible. That's fucking cute. The stakes are really getting raised on the Poppy show. She's a fantastic monster of the internet. Let's talk about the greatest villain and monster of all time, Ben Dr. Wolf. Dr. Wolf works too. I feel like they're intertwined, Ben Dr. Wolf. I feel like they're collaborating. Who is Ben Drown? I don't know this Ben Drown. Do you not know Ben Drown? It's the creepypasta. Nate, you don't know fucking anything about anything. It's the Zelda. It's the Zelda guy, right? Yeah. It's the Zelda fucking Jesus Christ. Herder Majora Mesk is so creepy you guys. Why is the statue of Link so weird? No, it's fucking toes. Those are gay. I'm standing right now. I'm too old for creepypastas. Tom, no one's old enough for creepypastas. We're all scared of the words. I hate them all. Dude, I swear my dad works at GameStop and got me a fucking copy, a cursed copy of Pokemon Black. The original one for Game Boy Color. The real one. Speaking of monsters, I just mentioned Pokemon are monsters. I love Pokemon. The only monsters that I acknowledge is real. Oh. Pokemon are real. Having you play Pokemon Go, Ben, you disgust me. You know, I played Pokemon Go before it was cool, meaning as soon as it came out and everyone immediately started playing. But the real question is, do you continue to play it now that it is no longer cool? That's the real test. I'm ashamed to admit. Never. Exposed. I haven't been forever. Pokemon are also cool. Now there's all these weird new Pokemon. Yo Kai watching shit. What the fuck is that? Back in my day, Pokemon used to make sense. Like fucking Charizard. It was a dragon. That makes sense to me. There was a dragon. There was a crow. What even is that? What is this, a bird? Get out of here. There are only realistic monsters in Pokemon. Dragons. Rocks. Turtles. Black people. You know, the classics. Exactly. Drawing inspiration from the real world. Digimon are also cool monsters. I love Digimon. Fucking suck. No. You're so fucking wrong. I'm gonna punch you. I'm fucking SkullGreymon. I've got like a thousand skulls attached to my fucking face with a fucking gigantic cannon. And I'm like, we are like dragon dinosaur. What is that? It's the most complicated design I've ever seen in my fucking life. There was Machinedramon. And Metal. And MechaDragonmon. And Puppetmon. And Piedmon was a clown. You can't argue with that. What the fuck are you talking about? Tell me in Season 1, he didn't fuck around. What? Are you discussing? Are these politics? Yes. The politics of the digital world. Lapmon is best Digimon. Do we impeach Piedmon or not? He's a clown. But he's keeping shit in order. I wanna Google this. What is it? Apmon? It's like a brown bunny with a horn. Lapmon is super cute. You mean low-punny? It's low-punny before a low-punny. Please spell the errors of Piedmon. Oh man, you fucking mongoloid. Okay, I got it. Oh, he's pretty cute. And he has a dual evolution. He has an evil side and a light side. It's just like an evil page. It's just like an evil page. Guys, look at this guy though. Incredible. Oh my god. Do you guys know how Digimon was founded? Do you know the origin story behind it? You need to look up Lady Devimon. Then you'll be converted to the Digimon. We all know how Pokemon started. The creator of Pokemon, Siergi Miyamoto, was touching some bugs. But do you know how Digimon was made? Digimon was, you know, during the Japanese air raids, well, Digimon was being bombed to shit. The creator of Digimon, James Digimon, was fucking sliding out of his war-torn country. He was home, roof collapsed. He was in a war-torn country. He was home, roof collapsed upon him. He was crawling out inch by inch. And he stumbled and staggered. A chest ripped completely open out of his Japanese city and wandered into the nearby mounds. Inside a pit, a thousand trucks long, he descended and saw not one, but two computers and thought, I can make a game out of this. Or whatever Digimon is. I don't know. Sounds like fake news to me. And then he heard those hear that ancient American war song. Hey! Hey! Hey! And he was like, wait, I'm James Digimon. I can work with this. I can make something happen here. And the rest was history. Incredible. I'm glad we solved this crisis. When Lewis and Clark were doing the expedition of the Pacific coast, they came across a wandering tribe unlike any engines they had seen before. They were all playing their Tamagotchi TM around their circles screaming various disabilities. Back in those days, you'd have to get a literal chicken to lay an egg that you would carve into a DigiVice. That's how you would connect with your fucking Digimon. Things have evolved since then, obviously. Let's just say at least by the help of I'll integrate them all and brought back the new technology to their own land. Exactly. Well, that's Digimon for ya. We've solved it. Yeah, Digimon. Superior Pokemon. The superior franchise. Okay, here's proof that's not true because look at the screenshot Nate just put in. That's proof that Digimon is shit. How dare you, Munchie? Get a fuck. He's wearing a little pop collar. I'm gonna have to prove all of you wrong. Munchie, shut up. But it's popable. You know he's about to pop it. He's about to pop it or not. I'm gonna have to pop his head with one finger. He's fucking gray and brown. He's boring. It's his tank and brown. Look, you can think whatever you want about Lotmon, but let me ask you this. How can you disagree with that? That's fucking retarded. That's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. That is the antithesis of quality. Lady Devimon. Her upper arm reaches her hips. Exactly. That's just how they roll the digital world. They were able to digitally enhance and enhance the length of that arm. This looks like... Wait a minute, Ben, that's actually correct. Look at this other perspective of this fucking character. Her arm is decidedly weirdly huge. She goes to her fucking ankles. Alright, well, she knows what I know. Jesus Christ, enough. Enough Digimon. No, no, no. I'm just getting started. This character looks like a Discorded Grimdark Saber Spark. That's what that looks like. That's clearly the best thing in the world. Grimdark Saber Spark. You're just proving my point right now. Well, listen, guys. Digimon are really cool and all. Yes, Digimon were the original monsters. But frankly, I'm a little more interested in talking about the people that were inspired by characters like Lady Devimon as the monsters of the modern age. Adolf Hitler, for example. I thought you were going to say women, which I was going to say was definitely the worst monster of all time. I would like to nominate a group of monsters. I would like to nominate Anna Monster as the number one monster. In all categories, all fear. In fields. Here goes. Here's my nomination. Every creature in the ocean, every single one of them are fucking monsters. The deeper you go, the more monster they are. Every single creature in the ocean is despicable, nihilistic. They're pragmatic. They're capitalist. They're fucking... They're all of the things that you don't want a thing to be and they're all of them and yet still even more. Their scale of monster to priest is full monster. Full monster. They're so creepy. Just google like ocean and you'll see shit you don't want to see. Their murkabas are 100% inverted. It's a nightmare down there. I don't believe in anything below sea level. Yeah, I don't either. Look at this. This is one of the well-known ones. This is one of the ones people like to think, oh yeah, I know what that is. Look at this. What the fuck is this? Sharks are good boys. That's a demon. He looks like a medium boy at best to me. He's a good boy. He will murder you though, if he has the chance. No. But what if he did? I have sharks. Can we afford to take that chance? Not only are there hideous monsters such as Octopi and Starfish in the ocean, there's also the lowest rung on the PCP Iceberg. Oh that thing. Is that a dolphin or a beluga whale? It's the lowest rung mate. That's a beluga. Oh, I love Lilymon. I love Lilymon too. Lilymon was great. I also really like Garudamon. Garudamon was my favorite ultimate and Lilymon was second. He's like a Native American bird looking dude, right? Yeah, kinda. He actually looks exactly like Blaziken in every way, only better. Yeah, he's sick. He's designed to be so much more busy. He's literally got a fucking bandana including some fucking kanji and a weird helmet with lines on it. What the fuck? That's too much. I'm being scared by ocean things. I'm on Google Image. I'm being scared by ocean. Guys, no, no, wait, hold on. Hold on. The ocean itself. The ocean itself. Who? The ocean itself. Even the creatures of the ocean. You fucking go to the sea floor and you're crushed by pressure's grave. The geothermal chemistry of life beneath the deep blue sea is fucking boiling me. The ocean itself is the worst monster of all. I was just gonna say, just like how skin is the largest organ on the human body, even though that's a lie and I don't believe it for one second. Similar, the ocean is the largest monster in the world. Do you know what comes from the ocean though? One of the monsters himself, Godzilla, the greatest monster of all time. He destroys your cities, fucks your bitches and doesn't give a shit. The greatest monster and here's a real question. Does he live in the ocean or am I wrong? He does. But comes from the ocean in the short story, the call of Cthulhu where they're running away from the island and Cthulhu himself rises from the ocean and is unstriped but strikes fear into the hearts of all who witnessed it. I have heard of being described as a like a water elemental guy like a water kind of I mean it's all made up bullshits, it's all fan fiction. Cthulhu is a tentacle monster, so he brought us tentacle porn so therefore not a monster, but a god for all of us to worship. It's true. Lovecraft did some good stuff. I really love Cthulhu's appearance in the Milo Pony fan fiction. Milo Pony is a Nea Cthulhu. I really like that one. I think we could all marry him. Bullshitting, because that sounds 100% You can read that, the full length of that on tvart.com On fanfiction.net You can read that all there. I was gonna say that. Listen guys, this is all good and all but here's a serious question. Can a human be a monster? In whatever way you divide it. Are we all just gonna say yes? Because what does a monster actually mean? A monster is a state of being. You're gonna put chopsticks in your mouth and stick the top of your nostrils and then there you go. You've left your humanity behind and you've become something greater. Here's why I'm curious. Are you trying to get some intellectual discourse out of this shit show of a podcast right now? Maybe. I would never attempt that. We'll see what happens. No person ever thinks that they're a villain. In their own mind they think they're doing what's best. Some people are psychopaths, so they're the exception. But a guy like Hitler, for example thought he was doing what's best for Germany probably. As is the PCP. As is that we'll do whatever it takes. He probably would not call himself even evil, let alone a monster. And of course most of the world would disagree obviously. But I don't know. Does that count? This comes down to whether you think there's a subjective or objective view of reality. If you say there's an objective morality and objective standards, and of course Hitler's a monster and he was just completely off his rocker. But if you're a post-modernist kind of guy who's like everything's subjective, like no. From Hitler's perspective he wasn't, so he wasn't. And there's no way of judging it. There's no way of saying what a monster is or isn't because there's no objective standards anyways. Well there's no objective standards. There's consistent standards. There's consistent. Whatever that word is, however you say that one. There's a lot of people think he's a monster. So for all intents and purposes he's basically objectively a monster. Yeah, I mean I hear what you're saying. That's a fair point. Well that just means that individual people think that he is. A lot of them say though. A lot of them, most of them in fact. Well I mean it's all the individual's opinion, right? But there are multiple individuals. There's no actual thing that is the collective will. It's not actually a real thing. It's just a force kind of in society. Unless you're playing Guilty Gear where there's the universal will which I'll talk about in my lecture at Rackpot 3. Oh, excellent. Fun the Kickstarter. Click the description. What do you mean there's no force? Like there's no... I mean, okay. It's not like a real thing. But a lot of people individually think something and those the people in society. Then it's not an easy way to think of it. Here's an easy way to kind of like refute that. It's just like, okay. So let's say like literally everyone on earth believes things are a certain way. Then let's just say that that whole population of humans just gets like dropped Rick and Morty style into a like galactic population and now there's like trillions and trillions of other people who just totally believe that morality works a different way. So now what was the majority opinion is no longer the majority opinion within like the actual population of like sentient beings. In an instant you can like change how morality works. On the large scale. So like it doesn't actually, it doesn't like scale that kind of approach. Morality isn't like static. It evolves with the society. How are you trying to prove that? I'm trying to prove that there is no actual thing that is like a collective will. That is just the sum of the individual people's will and like those are the things that one should try to change and that's what actually matters. An example like back in very old medieval days or whatever people from Europe when they were fighting people from where do elephants come from Africa or whatever and they saw elephants and they were like oh shit monsters but then you know they gain knowledge about the topic and it turns out elephants are good boys not monsters. That's true. The whole whether or not it's a monster thing applies to animals just as well as it does to human beings. Hashtag elephants are not monsters everybody. Stop the stigma. End this hate campaign. Hashtag giraffes are monsters though. Have you ever seen a giraffe fight something? It's fucking brutal. I've seen it every day in my fucking life as I get savaged by action giraffes. Despite his emaciated body he still retains 90% of his full fighting powers. It's a fighting instinct. That's right. His body material but his spirit shaft. Indeed, indeed. That's why he continues to play swell in the PCP Royal Rumble. That's true. God I can't wait for another fucking rumble so we can have action giraffes be back in the ring. I can't fucking wait. And watch all my fucking characters get destroyed instantly again as they always do. Why? What did I fucking do? Okay well we'll see. Hey! Don't add to the Kickstarter everybody. God what else is going on? The rake? You mentioned that before but you didn't describe it in detail. Jesus Christ. I'm so glad you weren't hosting this one because you don't know fucking anything apparently. I don't. I want to save my rake discourse for the creepypossess episode because evidently that's all I have to say about monsters is from creepypossess. Okay fair enough. Oh by the way, quick point as to why objective reality is true it is objective what was the word? Morality is true. To what someone was saying before. It's because there are baseline fundamentals that we can understand. Consciousness is real. As far as we can tell consciousness is at least real for you and there are things that are and I know this is going to sound like some fuzzy language but we can generally all agree on things that are largely true even if there are some exceptions like things like life is generally preferable to death too fuzzy pleasure is generally preferable to pain generally but we know these things are it's all just a matter of opinion it comes down to the individual to decide what is preferable but if things apply to like 99.9% of the population is it really correct to say that's what I was just saying that's what I was just saying the line of the person's preferences that is made real by those preferences okay well for example Newtonian physics is not 100% it does not fully map out reality but we still use it practically to determine all kinds of stuff about the real world it's super useful so in the same way our moral systems are maps to optimize the way we want society well Newtonian physics isn't real well yeah I mean that is true I have an understanding shit that is not completely accurate that's not fucking even real because physics is mapping out a thing that exists in the world and like morality is mapping out what people think about things it's all preference it's opinion all the way down question would you prefer to get punched in the face or get a free milkshake milkshake but that's just up I might want to get punched in the face okay what if a bunch of bullies were coming to beat you up what if a bunch of bullies were coming to literally beat you up real real bad and your friend said like oh here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna punch you in the face so that you look like you've already been beat up and they won't beat you up even worse and in that case getting punched in the face might be a better idea than getting a milkshake you're changing the situation well what is the situation we didn't get punched in the face you get an offer get punched in the face or get a free milkshake okay but this doesn't actually prove anything this is just showing what we personally want the real monsters are people who wax philosophically for no reason on podcasts you're all monsters you're fucking gay this topic sucks stupid this topic has been ruined it was gonna be a podcast where we have fun talking about monsters and now you're just like I hate the real monster here philosophical insights of who's a monster and who's not but that's essential you can't describe something unless you know what it is you know what's a monster monsters are like porn you know let's talk about enemies it's the truest monster why tell me why because monster moussini exists was christopher columbus a monster was hitler a monster I don't know but I know who is a monster it's this guy he's the mothman so fluffy look at him I wanna pet him this has been the same image to ever exist I like it a lot I like it a lot he's the mothman he hides on bridges he knows when bad things happen oh dude mothman is in fucking castlevania I slayed him a thousand times to get his soul Nate that's a fucking line no one can slay mothman you're fucking bulls what are those things that appear in cameras they're like rodfish or something it's like a bug it's like a moth fluttering through the camera but the camera extends it so it's like this long tube thing I think they're actually called rods I think they're called rods they were in a jojo chapter for a while rods might be my favorite cryptocurrency cryptocurrency well I know that rods trade exclusively in bitcoin yes which is why I'm trying to collect them bitcoin taking a beating right now under 8000 can you post a rod I have no idea what you guys are talking about just read jojo part 6 there's a part where I don't actually know I'll post a picture of rods this is proof that the mothman is in fact real and he's not like a fantasy thing he's real here's proof okay there he is I'm convinced the mothman is real everybody I see no reason to doubt this what so ever this doesn't look like a moth this looks like a bat batman is real I'd like to nominate this as the best monster of all time this looks like the one you guys just shit you found that right now because you were searching for rod monster didn't you that's exactly because I found the same one oh hell yeah I definitely touched about enemy earlier and I just wanted to say there's had a lot of like like monster girls and I want more monster boys please that would be nice just wanted to make that statement I'll allow it we'll never know the pleasure whenever I go to Egypt and I plunder tombs sanctioned off by the government for being too culturally significant I plunder them anyway outside the prying eyes of the government I plunder those tombs I raid those caverns and I party down with the mummies the various mummies that line the underground layers of Egypt I do that every single day and that's why mummies are the number one monster because they are party animals they want to get down just like I want to they want to get down they want to put their hooves up and they love drinking booze and they love fucking sluts just like I do that's nice but fuck the mummies the coolest monsters were these the underground ever played with these back in the day that was the coolest shit of all time they were like they were like monster trucks that turned into actual monsters it was the coolest shit ever okay that is awesome but something looks vaguely familiar I think I might have seen commercials for them it looks vaguely terrifying they were like cars that transformed into monsters they had giant mouths and they eat 8 shit it was fucking cool does it exude slime or something? some of them do that one did I believe these images into the podcast this is going to be a nightmare no one can see what the fuck we're talking about we're giving this one to Gib he's going to edit all of these for being late I'll put all of these in the show notes click on the link in the description you can see all of these okay fantastic here's the thing we're doing this real quick we're going to go through all the universal monsters and give them a score out of 10 starting number one Frankenstein 0 what? Frankenstein's monster 4 oh we're talking about the monster than a 10 out of 10 the monster is a good boy I like him he's a flesh golem he's sick I don't know he's fine he's a little bland I never read the book I only played the video game the most interesting thing about Frankenstein's monster is Frankenstein himself who would just bring a guy alive for some reason but okay actually Frankenstein was the real monster if I remember the lore correctly he was no no it was the mob that was the real monster no Frankenstein was a dick no our real monsters was the real monster okay good he's 0 to 10 count Dracula 7 he's got a funny accent I like the fact that he's a foreigner so I can make fun of him without any moral justification Dracula is honestly more boring than Frankenstein no Dracula's great he has fucking teeth that he makes you go bye bye with Dracula he has to be the best monster because he's a real person he's not some fucking joke he's real Nosferatu's are sick I would give a Nosferatu like an 8 out of the gate but this is count fucking Dracula he's a bitch whatever he's gay the wolf man oh that one is like the worst one of all fucking zero zero he's a furry I give him 1 point out of 10 for being 10% real that sounds good he's a little bit real but not enough to make the cut I have never liked the wolf man I'm giving him like a 2 what is cool about him he is a wolf he's a fur-sona he sucks okay but you know that guy is like there was that one kid who's like in every way other than physical I am a wolf, Barks this guy is actually a little bit along that he is slightly physically a wolf as well so in that way I give him bonus points and he goes awoo he does okay for some reason also in this line is Van Helsing he's here for some reason oh I love that anime that was a sick anime I'm gonna give him like a I don't know he's pretty cool he gets a 5 just because helsing the anime exists because of them yeah wait what is the real Van Helsing is he a real person he's just a dude who went around killing monsters that's just what he did so he's a monster hunter not a monster he's like blood born but less cool fake but he kills the beasts he's 7 he's at least a 7 I like him I'll give him some points because all the universal monsters suck so he's getting rid of them so okay listen to this for some reason the next one on this list is Henry Frankenstein oh that must be the guy that's the guy who made Frankenstein but what the fuck I click on the link and now it's his Victor Frankenstein is it Henry? but why does it say Henry here and Victor on the other page I don't understand okay this must be out of date okay Victor Frankenstein fuck it the guy who made it now that guy's cool he gets an 8 he just wanted to do science he just wanted to be God how bad can he be he didn't do nothing I will not approve the slanderization of Victor Frankenstein he's a wonderful camera operator he went to college for this shit he knows what he's fucking doing he can make better quality videos than we ever fucking could he's an indecisible opponent I hate him that's a very rude thing and I hope Mage when he is our cameraman at RideCon3 you'll be a little nicer about what he's doing not that Victor it's too late we understand what you meant next mode up the invisible man I like that one I'm gonna give him an 8 am I like the fact that he's like kind of a mummy invisible there's like two things there I saw the movie I'm gonna give him like 4 he fucking sucks dick you suck dick have you ever thought that what you say about people actually reflects upon you he's only gay so he can sneak into men's locker rooms and literally suck dick that's his whole end game and so I give him an 8 out of 10 he does deserve points for that exactly I respect his gumption I was gonna argue with you but I googled the invisible man and I can't deny what he's wearing and his bi-language indicates that he is in fact the most homosexual person I've ever seen in my life there's nothing to argue against he just clearly is the gayest fucking guy ever that's correct hold on look at this fucking photo of the faggot the original faggot oh man he's looking fab oh that's spectacular I kinda like it actually he looks cool I was that cool he's fucking dope as hell and he sucks so much dick I can't help but respect him same next on the list for some reason is Elizabeth which is Victor Frankenstein's fiancé does anyone know anything about this character 10 because it's a woman the scariest monster tips she has a name you know what skip I don't give a shit about her last on the list of actual people is Igor Igor the freakish hunchbacked 10 out of 10 he was just a real boy trying to make a living that's right the thing that's great about Igor is that he looks like a monster on the outside because he's so weird and goofy and silly and hilarious but on the inside he's just the greatest person, nicest boy fucking thumbs up if you've seen all time Igor 2008 if not but it looks fucking incredible it's fucking dope Igor 2008 is my fucking jam Igor is played by John Kuzak the universal constant exactly wow Igor and was sponsored by Apple to promote their new line of iPods that were coming out at the time their new deep web service by Igor yes does this mean fucking 30 million point seven dollars at the box office powers before Igor what the fuck powers before him cryptocurrency tanked when this movie came out because real monster currency soared after Igor dropped Igor feel this right now we want you on the podcast of all time killed cryptocurrency US dollar the scariest monster to ever live that's true look how fucking koko koko kawaii Igor is in this fucking movie hold on those kawaii fucking interpretation Igor is adorable he's like an ant, he looks like something from a bug's life probably dreamworks anime or something fucking Igor if you listen to the podcast we want you on dude we want you on this shit we need your raw we got one last person here and it is mummy the mummy what do we think of the mummy ten honestly I think the invisible man wears the bandages better mummies don't have organs and somehow still are able to function it's not even real it doesn't look real it doesn't look real I was talking to you fucking slut also I was going to say the fucking mummy the movie with Brendan Frazier was fucking sick that guy like fuck bitches and he like summoned storms guys if we have mummy on this list why don't we have zombies on this list because they're not a universal monster yeah that's true but zombies are fair but zombies are fucking cool I'll just be that guy I don't get the appeal of the mummy I feel like the appeal of the mummy is just the appeal of like the Egyptian stuff but when I think of a mummy there's nothing particularly Egyptian about it except that it's just a zombie it's just aesthetic which is not true in reality but in movie land is the only place that actually matters well listen there is a secret monster that came out in the wake of the mummy and it is the realest most terrifying monster that's ever existed so everyone's familiar with the saga of Brendan Frazier I'm sure and now he has to pay these like $500,000 alimony payments to his wife and he is not getting into roles because no one wants to hire him because he got too typecast and exploded he burned out too hotly and too quickly at the height of his career and he's starting to get a little bit of shit now but he's totally fucking dead and the real monster here is alimony alimony is the ultimate monster ruins great men who could have otherwise made something of themselves like Brendan Frazier alimony is just a weapon of the ultimate monster women you're not wrong kill them all remember kids, if you're going to get married get a PC prenup get a PC prenup and we will personally give you a verified a twitter verified prenup every $100 patron gets a free PC prenup you know, if you have a twitter check mark you cannot be the victim listen, gentlemen gentlemen, you don't want to get caught with your pants down any second one of these succubi could come into your life and sweep you into an illicit marriage that is why right now, before you find yourself awesome monster that's true, succubi are great but that's gay but before you get yourself in that situation, young men you're going to be donating $100 monthly to the PCP so that you have that PC prenup ready to go at any moment when you need to fucking drop that hoe just trying to drain you of all that cash you need to do this, gentlemen we're trying to protect you from yourself remember, give us all your money before a woman can steal it from you if you don't have any money left then she can't take it, can she? just consider the PCP your personal bank that you cannot get any money out of you don't have any money left after the alimony PCP exactly wield your PC prenup against women like a cross against the undead wear it around wear it around your neck get a screen cap, print out the confirmation of your $100 pledge to the PCP and wear it as a badge of honor wear it like a sheriff's badge cut it into a little star a Jewish star in Auschwitz camp and wear it the way they did to protect themselves from the bad things a bride is walking down the aisle then the husband changes the music to the procrastinators the influence of the last moment and that's in that he got a prenup behind her back oh, destroyed destroyed we did it, we tackled the ultimate monster thank god just one more thing one more thing another cool monsters are like the og angel designs oh shit, my favorite how could I have forgotten they're so cool they're even realer than real they're beyond the scale they're post real they're more real than things that actually exist they exist in a plane beyond comprehension they have a million heads and a billion eyes rings within rings with billion eyes on them that's like flaming and shit I was skeptical but I googled original angels and you know what you're right these are the scariest things I've ever seen in my life I'm treating my fucking boots right now listen, guys disgusting the popular versions of angels that people are familiar with today that are just like pretty people with wings that were like made famous during like, you know, the I don't even know, like Greek in times here when people are making, you know, whatever the fucking popes were painting them and shit the fucking sistine chapel and all that that's not the real shit in the bible I literally wasn't sure if we were talking about angels from Evangelion oh, those are pretty sick too I like those, I like the designs my favorite is the octohedron the octohedron, I forget which name it's Ramlethal or something Ramlethal, that's the best character from Guilty Gear I think that might be the same name I gotta google that but yeah, she's a sick monster too she's got that brown skin like a monster she's a perfect tan goddess with white hair with big ol' shark teeth that will literally bite your dick off it's awesome I can't find any images of original angels I don't know what we're looking at oh, um, here, I'll show you I'll show you wait what? I tried searching for Ophanim and it automatically completed to Ophanimon, the Digimon form Digimon confirmed better than Pokemon! oh, and by the way, the octohedron in Evangelion is called Ramiel Ramiel, I was mistaken god, there's just too many there's just too many fucking good ones just google it, people, just google it I tried, it wouldn't work they're using the tried and true Chankyuger argument of just google it alright, well, here's one pretty good one uh, dupe dupe dupe this is my favorite oh yeah, I was gonna I was gonna look that up one yeah, that's my favorite as well and the thing is, these things are in addition to being awesome, they are the wheels of God's chariot is this straight up biblical? at least describe this for our listeners it's apocryphal, I think okay, the thing about it the thing about it the reason why angels are always depicted as people with wings is because in the Bible angels appear in the form of people isn't Jacob that wrestles an angel or something? I don't know someone wrestles an angel that angel is a guy, but that's not what he really looks like he's appearing as a human but in the Bible they generally appear as humans but that's not what they really look like this is what they really look like and they're fucking, here, I'll find another one I'll find a seraphim and the Bible just got at least 1% more cherubs, I think used to have you know how cherubs are depicted as little babies or not but that's not how they used to be I think they had three heads, one human, one lion one bull or something why do we make the Bible so uncool? I don't know man it's because they babyed it up all this fucking bin advertising Christianity in the Bible has really made me thirsty to hunker down with the good book one of these days he's making it sound so so fucking you know, advertise I bought the boring parts it is I've been wanting to take the quest I've really owed it to myself to actually read the thing is this like the thousand wings or whatever that's the seraphim I love seraphim wait, let me find the metatron you gotta describe these because the people listening did not know what the fuck your person is they're in the show notes, click on the fucking description look, nobody wants to have to do it it's a bunch of wings arranged around a central eye that's all you have to say just google seraphim they don't know what we're talking about they can't match images to what we're fucking speaking of well, you just described it now google seraphim and find an image that matches your description that is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life this is like this is like furry porn I know I know but we need to stop this immediately this one does look like someone on dvnart made it it looks too modern to be like this one looks a little too fanficky this one looks fucking I'm sorry, there's not a lot of the pictures of the metatron are kind of stupid and like new agey looking and I hate them someone needs to just like go to god and be like can you send us some photos please can you link us to your instagram fucking when matpat gave a copy of undertale to the pope, you should have said dude, can you please do me a favor just get some snapchats from the angels up in heaven, please ask them I could really use those that would have been sick, oh well instead they played undertale I've seen you in my conventions, no answer me exactly okay, that's it, we're dead thank you angels, I worship you forever good wait, we didn't talk about the most dangerous monster of all, our fathers no that's, you know, you're not wrong they bear such power yeah I feel like we've said nothing oh we haven't that's like every PCP, what are you talking about viewers, I want to let you all know that I fought tooth and nail for this topic to not happen so you don't have me to blame I'm absolved of all guilt in what you have just listened to today this is the best episode we've ever done you're gonna look like an idiot now you gotta hold lines like that until after the hot take from the audience comes in so you can play both sides to your right, you know he's right about that but on fathers they are the most powerful creatures in our lives for sure, and they have the most ability to destroy us they represent our most primal fears indeed the rest of the father and the vagina of the mother the four most powerful fields are fires, thunders, tornadoes and fathers or something like that they're a walking natural disaster okay, that's it enough it's time to transition everybody oh sweet poor fags head on over and check the hashtag askpcp on the twitter do you guys are really dropping the ball if you're asking this question on twitter and not in our premium procrastinators, patreon discord that's how literally give a fuck about you we're not even gonna finish the statement we started but we do love the people in our patron discord who we ask questions to we've got a separate thing just for questions there that we will refer to but let me get the pity question here from the twitter real quick this is from at a mundane critic and the question is more of a request it is define meme define meme is it just meme is a joke that isn't funny oh right, that's your definition it's a viral joke that isn't funny I've led this crusade on arm retrieval for the modern era where we need to make a distinction when we think things are funny, refer to them as jokes and we think things aren't funny, refer to them as memes that's my official doctrine and I train from that whenever I can if there's one thing to discuss to me about the word meme it's when it's used to mean a still image of some quote unquote funny thing happening with text on the top and bottom that is a meme I hate that that's kind of what it people mean when they say it now I think we've lost that battle yeah, you're right it's a shame it's not, we lost question from the discord chat western dragons vs western dragons vs eastern dragons I say western dragons western dragons are fucking awful and I hate them so so so much I love their cool lizards with giant wings and the brief fire and eastern dragons are just long noodles if I see if I see a single other castle, knight brown, earth or dragon I will fucking fly off the handle western fantasy are the dregs of all fictional settings western fantasy is the opposite of creativity and the graveyard for all potentially good ideas when I was young I definitely felt burned I read a lot of fantasy novels as a kid I definitely got burned out on western fantasy specifically like western dragons but then I got more into D&D which now I don't really like so much but the point is I read the monsters manual and I read like all the books and I would say that on average eastern dragons are just like they're cooler by default really like majestic and like dignified looking like sick ass, ancient worm, elder like gold or red or white dragon or something and they're just like so fucking wise and so woke to the world they are so aesthetic and sick and I love them I think that they're awesome dragons look disgusting they're fucking no dragon can look good you didn't read the monsters manual you didn't read the Draco Namicon dude exactly I would dial this look at this if you think this looks fucking good then you have brain damage look this one looks a little goofy but the ones in the monsters manual look sick this guy looks a little silly look at his silly smile and his goofy face and his head is a little too big and his body is a little too small this looks like a young adult dragon but an ancient worm oh they're so cool what's a good looking dragon then Munch what kind of dumb noodly fuck do you think is sick I have an exact one fucking shout out to the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston hosting the red dragon painting that is fucking huge and it takes like two cars to fucking have it open hold on let me get this Munchie loves Japan period I do I literally do I don't trust weeaboos I gotta show my receipts on this shit let me get this shit here here here fucking look at this fucking pieces of shit look at this the fucking red dragon it's huge um okay I mean that looks sick look how big that shit is that art looks nice but not the dragon the dragon that those noodle dragons will never look cool to me they fucking real long you can just whack them you can just chop them off may just looks exactly the same as one Munchie just like the facial proportions are identical and what may just linked looks dope as hell it looks great that's not even an argument it looks good no that looks gay as fuck no it looks fucking cool I would do this but he's fucking friend the only time an Easter dragon was kind of cool was Shenron from Dragon Ball and that's because I was a little kid and it was cool he is fucking dragon bleeding look at this dragon bleeding can western dragons bleed don't bleed because they're fucking gods look at his big goofy anime eyes exactly what the fuck is this the worst it's a stink okay enough can we please move on to the next question hold on who's got one from the thing oh oh oh here's like a quick one that I want to mention from the patreon lounge Bajin weeaboo are you going to smoke weed Radcon if I even see a single marijuana flower at red know that the entire building will be decimated and disintegrated before my vast power if I see a single as the children call it blunt I will fly off the handle well did you borrow take notes I guess we've been warned listen to this incredible question from at Leo J. Larkin from the Twitter another pity question if you could feed a length to anyone living or dead real or fictional who would it be feed a what like a length of something unspecified so you get to come up with the length of whatever you want to feed to whoever you want to feed it to like a length of wire like a length of rope like a length of fruit roll ups perhaps a length of sausage I was going to say something similar yeah like like fuck everybody else um nah I'd like to feed like a length of sausages to like you know like like Shenron for example like he looks like he'd really appreciate like a long noodley sausage link chain you know that's like that'd be cool he is a long fucking sausage or a length of like a single very long noodle to like an asian man and watch him just like slurp it up over like generations as he goes like from um yeah it'd be sick it'd be fucking sick okay that's it I would like to feed the length of of a video game cartridge of Donkey Kong Country 2 to my Nintendo Wii for it to play that's good you know I'd like to feed the length of this podcast to the dustbin of history hahahaha I'd like to to feed a length of a hundred dollar bills to my wallet that's good that's good okay let's do like one or two more questions from the last let me go see what we got maron pan maron pan maron pan yeah what pocket monster type is each PCP member type huh that's a nuanced question you're all pure fairy and I am steal no I'm dark fairy okay that sounds right ghost ice hmm uh I'm steal bug I don't know this is my favorite I'm just saying my favorite one I'm I'm normal I'm just normal yeah you look like normal normal uh what about you have your team Tom's definitely dark anarcho-capitalist I graduated from communism thank god at law glass at law glass to raise I'm gonna keep going I think like did you would be like psychic something psychic dark maybe psychic ground ground you think hmm okay he's plant type is he smoking all the weed oh actually oh of course it could be he'd be grass fire because of that dank he's always blazing I think maybe I'm just biased because of his color palette but I want to give debut pure flying pure flying I like that intellectual height there's nothing more than like normal flying types when they could just be flying and like just please just do that everyone there's only one there's a um not thunderous not that but tornadoes tornadoes is the only pure flying oh that's right the balloon is ghost flying and let me say I want to do a gib as well what is gib gib is gib is silly gib is rock type because he loves castle so much I think gib is he's hybrid normal type what is that like two normals he's normal and something else but I don't know what the something else is maybe electric because he plays sick riffs on his guitar dude I could see him be I was thinking grass but that's only because of the color palette that he likes using yeah I was sort of thinking grass for him as well I don't know he's like a bush like that chest guy in one piece yeah that's good I don't know I feel like maybe Jesse would be something like just like a tangula the tangula is normal oh he's definitely fighting type he's got to be like fighting oh shit fighting normal he's fire and fighting fire and fighting yeah why the fuck not there's too many of those too many starters of those Jesse doesn't have to be a starter there's too many bug steel too for that matter well okay I don't actually know what I'd actually be in more interest no it doesn't matter if we have too much of those this is what we are you know you're right I kind of think fighting fairy works for Jesse because he's like he's kind of a softy on the inside you know he's tough on the outside fighting fairy type for Jesse I like that and whatever now that's everybody alright we did it congratulations now you all know this is canon put this on the wiki indeed I expect it updated within 5 minutes of this being uploaded I think we want to answer probably happy D from the patreon lounge thoughts on monster energy drinks oh disgusting I taste like diesel I used to be a huge fan believe it or not back in the college days but I graduated to red bull and rockstar and haven't looked back the no sugar kind the monster ultra series is my favorite of all I've seen Ben here is quite the connoisseur of monster energy drinks having just made an art piece using the cans that was monster right? I made vulpix for Jackie out of like 50 fucking monster cans meticulously cut into one yeah it is into one inch pieces of metal and then like linked together with a hole punch and tiny metal key rings how did you keep that a secret how did you keep that a secret I started working on it a long time ago I started working on it almost a year ago but it kind of lost momentum but then our anniversary came up and I was like I think this is the time to finish it so I did I pushed through I'd already put all that work in like I had to do now is the time if I'm ever gonna I love it I love it made of fucking monster cans it's really it's something that I'd want it in my house you probably had to map out pixel by pixel I absolutely did I have files I had to divide the original sprite into its pixels find out how many of each color I needed and then estimate how many cans that was gonna be separate them all and then I took the thing and I split it into its vertical sections and I would link together one vertical section at a time and then I would connect them by the top and then I yeah it was labor and energy intensive it sure looks like it well okay you know there's one last question we have to answer from AJ Shoup here that's just thoughts on monster cheese with a little OWO face hey I am I'm not a white person because I don't really like cheese that much I love cheese but it is the forbidden snack I cannot do it I like it but I don't like it that much and I'm totally willing and I'm totally willing to forgo it I often get food with no cheese on it because it's like well cheese has a lot of extra calories in it and I don't like cheese that much so I'm willing to lose the cheese I don't care about it well sure you get like bakery pizza or something you know that's no cheese the bakery pizza is like a different thing or you get Greek pizza whatever I love cheese oh we ate a lot of Monterey Jack as youngsters yeah it was my favorite cheese the best cheese I have learned as a connoisseur I do love cheese they have like cheese little things at Whole Foods all the time you can just like grab and eat with crackers extra extra extra sharp cheddar the sharper the better I want my tongue to fucking bleed and slice and dice on the sharpness of that fucking cheddar God I love it it is so succulent it's the best but I've never had monster or if I have I don't remember what it was like monster is kind of weird and it's not very good first time I'm hearing about it honestly for Shay it's white that's a problem yeah already not starting off on a good one we need some diversity in our cheese alright thank you everybody thanks for listening people God let me out remember the kickstarter is still going on to fun Radcon that's right we'll have this video for a week straight at least there's like two weeks left I think at this point so everybody please get the guy there's probably like a week and a half at this point guys seriously remember fucking Radcon 3 make it happen 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