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It's very nice You know why it exists right because they didn't make a doxels 4 People like a lot more you don't bake. I'll drink. I'll bake cinders bar. There you go I think that they shall be sated for a few days once demon souls arrives Yeah, we know if that's coming on pc or is that what what's uh another another moment. Oh, god Well, I mean we're all gonna get a ps5, right? We're all gonna do that. Aren't we all uh, no Dark souls 5 co-op run doxels 5 Dark souls that takes place in The dark continent the fifth dimension Like the band Wait, there's a band called the fifth dimension Oh my goodness gracious. I don't know what I'm gonna do with you. I I I've never heard of that. I'm gonna google it right now fifth dimension You're right. It looks like they're a band They they did Aquarius let the sun shine in that sounds pretty gay And my favorite is sweet Sweet eye blindness is my favorite song of theirs double rob promo Well, yeah, see you learn something new every day. That's right. And now that you've learned that thing Now what now what happens in All over I'd be curious to see if they were a sixth dimension for a band Maybe a seventh what happened to the was there a band for the fourth dimension? Did they just skip it? No, I just skipped that one. Yeah Well, as some people do say the fourth dimension is time. That's what a lot of people say, right? Sure. Well, you're an astrophysicist. We can worry. What do you think about that? Yeah, I think that's accurate and in line with the current methodology. Oh Yeah Great that was simultaneously in depth and vague Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like we're told all the time that we are Yeah, I suppose Yes, we should probably acknowledge it. Um, Ian Holm has passed away. Unfortunately Bilbo Baggins himself We press f I did absolutely. Um He was 85 He was his his 88. I think 88. Yeah Well, I think I'm pretty pretty good age. Ray Haven Yeah, it's a good it's a good age to go. I think yeah anything passed like 80 and it's like damn you're in you're in a higher percentile at that point Some people just just just pop off it around, you know one. They don't even make it that long Yeah Yeah, he did my dudes 88. Yeah. He's one of the original like fucking e-fap memes. He was a meme before E-fap got started up because it came from a different stream and we it probably can't get passed over um, it was good shit and he of course Uh as an actor to fucking shit tons of really awesome roles I always found it weird that he uh He was bilbo and he was in alien as ash. I didn't when I was a kid I didn't really connect the like they were too different for me. I was like these are not the same piss Which goes to show what a good actor he was Very uh very very good. We are Saddened by the loss of bilbo, which a lot like my generation a lot of us that's He is he's bilbo. That's that kind of What people first see him as that's what they think of think of all bilbo Yeah, I think it's probably his most iconic role. I wonder if uh His IMDB puts that as his most known because I imagine it has to be Oh, he was in ratatouille. I didn't even realize that Oh, really? He was skinner Oh But yeah, it's two most top most known uh lord of the rings since it's like, yeah makes sense He also lent his voice for alien isolation. I didn't even know that Oh, yeah gracious Very cool Um pretty based But yeah, I mean Pretty pretty pretty strong like say cool dude sad face and uh, I'm sure One of the the many over the next many years of just just super old awesome actors fucking Expiring because the human body sucks. We need to get a new one of those That's the second saddest thing that happened this week Oh You're referring to the last of us Oh, no, I was referring to the fact we had to watch ghostbusters. Oh gosh But the death of a beloved actor. Yeah, yeah, it's up there But I mean it ain't no I think that's third The last of us two is third. I was gonna say we should probably I don't know what we could even comment on with that People could be like talk about last of us too. It's out. Apparently it's shit Yeah, I've I've been playing it also. It's it's kind of shit Um From what I have gathered even though I'm trying to avoid any kind of spoilers is the everyone hates how it ends There's many parts of it that is annoying everybody But there are some bits. They're like, oh, that's okay It's like that little scene there. That was all right that little moment uh I I haven't really seen much discussion about the gameplay. It's almost exclusively about the story How can I tell you about the gameplay though? Um, it's like try and stay vague I guess because I do plan to play it Oh, no, it's just the the general loop is that you walk around You press triangle or square depending on what the game wants you to do And then there's some banter and then you find and then there's some gameplay And that's it. That's basic. That's every gameplay code and code section and there's gonna be a cut scene It's kind of boring. Oh, no Well, yeah Oh Before we even start up the stream there. There are memes, uh lots of memes Me the memes can tell a story You see so much of them. You're just like, yep, I'm gathering. What's uh, what's happening in there? uh But but it got loads of 10 out of 10s from different gaming Geno selection, so it must have been pretty good, right? That's how that's always Of course, yeah, because yeah, because game journals I mean always reliable. They do this professionally. Why would how could they be wrong? exactly Oh, yeah, oh and on On an unrelated note, there's an accessibility option in the game that lets you when you're prone, you're invisible That's an interesting thing that I want to point out in the game. What? Yeah Yeah, there's No, no, seriously, there's combat accessibility. That's an option in the game And when you turn it on you could have when you're prone, you're invisible And dodge works faster or some shit like that enemies won't flank you It's like the difficulty options are already very good Like the damage you take how aggressive the enemies are you could already customize that but then there's still some like It's basically a cheat mode for the game. It's like Is it? Yeah Like I'm not even I'm not even memeing here. Is it for journalists? I Maybe I think that's why they liked it This is finally out of my head. Yes, it's a mode for me Finally A lot of people are saying yes, like I don't I just have to be right. It sounds hilarious. Uh So As soon as tfa part three is done, which we're getting closer and closer, but no promises on when I'm going to play last of us Part one. I guess that's the difference between these two games, right? It's not Last of us one and two is last of us part one and two. So Gotta make sure you get the the name right Um, and as soon as I finish part two, I'll happily What possibly even have a holy fap about uh the game with um With with suitable guests because my god, it does sound like it's gonna be a fun ride this this this video game So, um, what else what else is there? Oh, yeah, of course as you just mentioned we watched uh, we watched a movie last night, didn't we? No, yes, we did. Well, we watched something So you can vaguely call it a movie I guess by definition I guess it's a bio hazard The video uh a video came out from a creator the people want us to cover because it sounded it sounded in incendiary in a way Like it's like, oh This movie that everyone knows is terrible is actually good now and it's like, oh Oh, this could be interesting and I checked out just the few a few minutes Um, because I was curious and it said like before you, you know Do you little judgy go go watch the the actual like extended version the better vision of the film? And I was like, oh shit, okay Oh, yeah, it's it's what people always say if you're gonna watch the lord of the rings You have to watch the extended edition and what do people say whenever ghost spesters get brought it gets brought up You have to watch the extended editions. Yeah, if we've learned anything You don't want to be out of there faster an extended version Accentuates the power of the original right so lord of the rings It's just oh you get you get the greatness just boosted now ghost busters Wasn't wasn't the greatest film in the first place and then you watch the extended version you're like, oh Oh, damn, so uh Our conclusion was that the film itself. It was what do you guys think like what's the word for it? Like like not fantastic, right? Not a masterpiece. So we'll put it that way I mean like it was really bad. It was kind of it's it's fascinatingly bad, too Yeah, those uh, it was all Um Recorded it'll get it. You'll get an efap movies for it in the coming years. Uh, whenever it gets out timeline wise But there was some some jokes in that film that were leaving us like How did this get written like who why I need I need to know the process. It's staggering Like this can't be possible. There's no way. Yeah, it was it was interestingly bad is a good way to phrase it because It seemed it's the kind of movie that you watch and you're like man that I can absolutely believe that shit lost like 80 million dollars But it it wasn't like shockingly bad it was more curiously bad If that makes any sense, it was too Yeah, I was gonna say a lot of it I'd seen when I first saw the film But there's still some new stuff in there and stuff I'd forgotten that it's just wow They made it bill Murray in it Yeah, that was a and they said that he wasn't fit to be a ghost buster. That was a good line. Wasn't it like oh, wow Yeah, that was the fucking line Hey, they said that shit. It's like Wow, they did indeed Um, like that's it's just comes off as malicious Yeah And at the end remember guy standing There was well, there was like seven endings. They had like loads of extra jokes every time I was just like, oh It was extra in the sense that it really was just the rest of the shitty film but longer Yeah If they had outtakes, I wouldn't have been able to distinguish the outtakes from the rest of the film Well, see that makes sense because as uh, as whole vegan team When when making the film they they they heavily focused on on the idea of improv You can make a movie from improv, right? If you just have a skeleton of a script and you let them run away with it You know It's only you get good stuff, right? Well, it can work with talented people They're they're really talented. All right guys No Damn wow mel if you made a film, I don't think so Okay It's been mel has decided right Yeah Um It's a huge risk to I guess direct in that style if you could can call it that the whole um Like just let people do whatever and then string a film together out of it You don't stand to gain too much except just making a good funny movie, but you stand to ruin the entire film Yeah, yeah, and it ruined the entire film. It was really bad naturally. We kind of yeah, um I don't know how else to to sort of you know explain any more than just saying yeah We we we went through the whole thing. Uh the plot was something. Um, how half of the film was pointless like they just wasted time uh Doing nothing and dance. There's so much dancing The noises one could make to express the The the second act wouldn't end. They just kept Not, uh, progressing. There's the then that our villain who Is is people are mean to him In general, so he's like I would destroy the world like, okay Or use the ghosts I don't know. There's the when they when they all go into the big hole at the end She saves it. They hate it's white. It's all very just question marks everywhere, but You guys probably haven't heard a lot of the arguments for why the film is very good. Have you? I never heard. I haven't heard any arguments. You wouldn't think you wouldn't think a rational person Would make Anybody cared about that movie Who why well that leaves me to say welcome to efab episode 91 is ghost ghost busters is actually a good film 2016 I gotta gotta clarify that shit every time because Do you guys know that one when they even now because that new one's coming out that pretends this one doesn't exist and uh Leslie Jones is like upset about that I think as well as possibly other film was really bad. Well, this is the thing I think they were like wow way to you know pretend we don't exist It's like yeah, but you were awful like you can't just say oh that's mean. It's like no, it was right That film was like created in a laboratory to be as horrible as it was Like the whole film is a comedy and it's meant to be a comedy and your brain recognizes it Recognizes it as a comedy, but none of it was funny They didn't even fuck up and do something funny Oh and for anyone who's like wait, so was the extended or non extended better. I have no idea. Um I think the extent is probably worse because there was more of it more. Yeah, I suppose so, um I think we might have found the movie where more scenes legitimately make it worse Yeah, like you just want it to be over so No, you want to leave. Yeah and do other things and god forbid if you were trapped in a theater Oh Oh people would have gone to theater. Yeah, critical drinker said he saw it in cinema. What's that about? That's the kind of film that makes you pray for a shooting everybody I can see rags on the theater looking at another guy who might be carrying any like winks into like god Come on now now's the time Even be a water pistol it'd be fine Um water pistol full of whatever acid was in the film that you could step on. Oh, right. That's he made me angry Yeah, so these are what could have there was a potential like I think there were two Jokes in that movie that I was like, you know what if this was So yeah, yeah, well, I mean there's no reason why because who knows what this video will actually cover So we'll treat this as usual Like we'll talk about bits of the film while also responding to wherever this video comes up with but So Chris Hemsworth is in this film for those who haven't seen it. He's Like absurdly stupid like that's the joke. He's just really stupid. He works for them Actual people aren't this stupid. I don't think there's any it's possible to be as stupid as he like He puts the phone in a fish tank and he's like that's where it should be and it's like, okay That's no, no, no that there was a phone in the fish tank and he tries to grab it through the glass But he can because there's glass there. It's really funny guys Um, he's got no brain none like no scam And so the the joke that that we thought kind of works is that they they're operating their ghost busting business out of a Is it a chinese restaurant, right? Like yeah, chinese restaurant And we're like two-thirds into the movie and he turns up and he like begins the joke of I don't think that the chinese restaurant's taken off as if he's convinced Yeah, that was the joke. Yeah, that was the one where I was like, man This actually could be like a funny joke if this was in a better written Movie because you know, he's a dumb character Him acting as if this whole time he thought they were trying to be a chinese restaurant And they would really shit at it That's a funny idea that idea is really funny But they fuck it up like not giving it time to breathe having to be bad poorly delivered And mixing it with another terrible joke The second joke is the scene opens and they're all sitting around a table And and one of them accidentally knocks over a bottle onto the floor That's just it's a glass thing filled with acid and it just smashes and spread across the floor and you're like, okay And and one of the one of the characters is like, oh no my acid. It's like, okay Nobody nobody cleans it up and then So that's just set up Right and then he walks in and does the thing that we just said But then as they're trying to explain to him like that's not the case He goes to like develop the joke, but he stands in the acid and then they're like, oh no You're standing in the acid Now you need baking soda and then he just sits down and pours baking soda over his feet and and the floor Right It's just like, oh What part of that was the funny bit It's so funny. He's just stupid. He stood in acid. You're like, okay Like what rag said it's so fucking infuriating because like what scientists will leave that shit out at the edge of the goddamn Table it's like it's like A lot of the humor is that it's them Just like doing random things And Nothing comes of it. There's no consequences to anything that happens in this film Like I guess it's okay for us to get into spoiler territory. Oh Yeah, uh How days implies something spoiler fun when they get killed, uh, or when um, sorry, I wish, uh When bill Murray gets killed there are just no consequences for that happening Uh, oh, right. Yeah, so the so that they've they've quote unquote captured a ghost But not many people well nobody really believes them and bill Murray our our skeptic character comes in there like Nah, you've not done it and what a coincidence that you've captured a ghost and you can't show me it, huh? How's that? and so When we're watching it, this will probably be the edit you eventually see I was like so All they need to do is release it and capture it straight away right because they can do that with all their tech And they prepare to do that stuff They have all this gear and you think that they would use their gear well with how much fucking time in this film They obsess over the gadgets and it looks like that's what they sign up to do and then our secondary protagonist, I guess convinces, uh, the main one to not do it. She's like, there's not a good idea Let's not do it and it's like, okay And then she just does it anyway And it's like, oh wow, that's probably not a smart thing to do like tricking your team into being like Lol, I'm not gonna do but I am boom dragon ghost appears and it knocks Bill Murray out the window and he dies Yeah And it flies away and then the police show up and they're like he died and then they're like nah ghost did it And that's it And and so you're thinking to yourselves like wait, so how do they get away with that? It's like they don't explain that Yeah, they just And there's no like emotional consequences to it either like we just killed this guy Our incompetence our fuck-up got this guy killed. Well, I think We're all vested interest in convincing. We killed this old man Like we were all sitting there like oh my god They killed a guy and like how are they gonna deal with this? Well, I think if the director was sitting with us watching And he'd be like, why aren't you not laughing? Why aren't you not laughing an old man was just killed by a ghost It's a joke guys. It's a comedy movie. He fell out of the window. So It's funny Please laugh Yeah, so it's it's painful and and and today we got a real gift with um A channel called renegade cut has has released a video. It's um And it's surprising because even it looks like his audience aren't aren't liking it a lot. He's got an 80 ratio He's called it's called ghostbusters 2016 is good actually So how exciting to be discovering The truth of this movie. It's gonna be a hard sell. Yeah, it's gonna be tough But uh, you know, we're always willing to to give it a shot right everybody. Sure. Yeah, I think that I could be I think that I'm just gonna get a cup because I feel like I need drinks with us again So I'll be back in a second. I'll probably will too, but I I like to say that reasonably All of the positions that I hold are you know, they're based on information that I have at the moment They could change over time. I don't make any, you know proclamations about absolute truth Like I always admit like, you know, maybe you could change my mind on something if you really really convinced me, but Ghostbusters being bad is I don't know if you could convince me it's good I think this is one of those facts of the universe kind of things I feel like if if we were to meet God in some way shape or form if he was to come down This would be one of the things you'd be like, so this is one of our foundations Ghostbusters 2016 is a bad film It's like, okay, we got like gravity Time space Ghostbusters is bad now obviously in the old testament when he told them that people were very confused, but Oh, they know now Okay, I think I'm prepared for the worst so let's go It's fucking thumbnails like the unbearable emptiness of Sonic the Hedgehog Oh wait, that's another one of his videos, right? Yeah The unbearable emptiness Anyway, I heard friggy told me that film is okay. It is okay. You know, so unbearable emptiness ridiculous Um Is everybody oh my god 80s and 90s action movies queer theory Of course, he likes Ghostbusters because if you're you're not if you're on that side You're not allowed to make fun of Ghostbusters also queer theories like a fucking meme for us because of uh queer theory and 80s and 90s action I'm sure that's what they were thinking about when they were making commando and Oh, definitely. I'm sure the video makes a very good point and you're just being bigoted Yeah, of course, of course. Am I being a dick? Is that some queer theory? Those thumbnails just convinced me to just pour a drink right away. I'm not waiting for this So Freddy Krueger the gay nightmare Yeah, that's why I'm pouring right now. It's like people have some interesting heroes. I feel like Freddy is kind of a nightmare for most people not just the gays The gays are at the nightmare and Freddy Krueger is like the super gay nightmare version Freddy Krueger was created by the government to stop the gays. We all know that the gays are inside Okay, we've learned a lot today already All right, here we go Oh boy Ghostbusters is good actually no It's really shit Like this film is shockingly bad. I can't actually describe how terrible it is. So today before um EFAP started went out to the grandparents place out in the country Dad went with me. He's got a tractor out there and he did maintenance on that and drove it around I learned how to drive a tractor today He's very very great. He did shootin and all that, you know southern stuff for a bunch of redneck Yeah, and I was telling him on the way to and from about this film About how fascinatingly terrible it is. It's difficult to kind of explain how bad Ghostbusters is Yeah, it's kind of like an experience, right? Like a lot with a lot of bad stuff You can see where they went wrong with this. It's like, what did you expect? Where was the going right? I don't understand Like what test audience did they show this to? Who liked it? I don't think the test audience has even liked it. I thought they just said well shit We got this movie and it's done So like I guess we're just going to put it out into the wild and hope for the best It's probably just like a positive vibe in the in the in the test screening just in general before they started at the end of it They were like, well, you know Yeah So I've got to go but he's like, yeah, what do you think? He's like, I got to go, uh Oh Right and shit like All the Ghostbusters movies in fact the 1984 classic, of course the underrated sequel don't at me But specifically the 2016 Ghostbusters specifically Okay, okay It could be a villain in Ghostbusters 2016. He's doing the thing. I'm guessing he doesn't breathe through his nose At all. I want to know. Oh, no, his nose is blocked Yeah, there ain't been air through there in a long time I want to know how he justifies all this shit Like this bad special effect. Look at this. Look at this blue ugly shit Well, the weird thing about it is that There's clearly a whamen there like when they filmed it, but they've just put CGI goo all over it possibly like 10 layers of goo I'm desperately trying to make it not look like a human Even more specifically the extended cut of the 2016 Ghostbusters Not that chopped to bits theatrical cut paul fiend chopped to bits They ruined the artistic vision of paul fiend guys Release the feed cut So they did the thing is it's like what is it 16 minutes was added Like really the whole film was fucking destroyed by that Oh, some ordinary gamers looking rough. Oh, no So this film was our the file that we used when we Purchased it was two hours and 14 minutes Rounded up. Uh-huh. It's a long uh Yeah, well, it was chopped to fucking bits rags. Okay Oh, that was its true form this monster that people have seen no It was almost as long as I was I was gonna say, uh, it's almost as long as the king of statten island I get it Extended version that we watched seems cut up it seems like just a bunch of scenes thrown together Well, it was hard to I remember you mawler when we watched it You mistakenly thought we had gone to like the third act because of how strangely structured This was I was had a lot. I didn't even I couldn't even hazard to guess Where things were well, it's because the they unconventionally are like let's defeat the villain And then they kind of do and then they accidentally don't and then the third act begins, you know, like right okay You almost think it's like a joke. I think we talked about it and the thing I would be like it'd actually be a pretty funny ending to a film if if like the villain was found and then all the main characters Just convinced the villain to kill themselves and they do it's like, okay, because that's kind of what happens, but uh Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't know if it was a joke, but paul feeg said like There could be a cut of ghostbuster 2016. That's way longer than um, even the extended so Well, you know all those scenes with the jokes there's like Fourth and fifth, you know repeated versions of all the jokes don't you don't you want to see that? No You know what you know what you should do just sell the sell the four hour cut to the department of defense and use it as a way to Yeah Play it odd loop twice. We're going to shock your fingers Or you'll wake you watch ghostbusters Just take my whole hand Or make a now take video that no one's going to buy because no one gives a shit I would No, I hate you. You've heard of chinese water torture. How about feminist laughing torture? No Extended cut of the 2016 ghostbusters Not that chopped to bits theatrical cut paul feeg made a movie that ran over two hours and sony found that unacceptable Studios and they were correct I'm like you won't hear this often from me, but I'm with stony on this one Paul feeg is like it's 2016 minutes and they're like, oh, that's not acceptable He's like you want it under two hours. They're like no, no, no, we just don't want the movie He's like, all right under two hours fine fine He he showed him this and he said I got I got a version that's over two hours and they're like, no This no, no, no, don't worry. It's all good. It's all good. It's fine Oh, sony Is to be short so that they can squeeze in as many showings per day as possible and maximize profits And that works someone who goes to the movies all the time. I have a hard time understanding this logic It presumes that tickets to screenings sell out all the time And if there is no other screening moviegoers will turn around and go home Yeah, I seriously fucking doubt they'll manage to selling out all screens for fucking ghostbusters 2016 I feel like that's to Why is he He's trying to trick our brains by showing us a theater with a bunch of people laughing and enjoying themselves while he's talking about ghostbusters Look, it's possible Think of the drugs they could be on okay all of the drugs You have to be like the girl to the left there. She doesn't even know what she's seeing look at it It's just colors Yeah, the dude here with the weird earring thing eating popcorn. He he'll laugh at anything eyebrows here on the right She's just happy to be out of the house She looks like a chipmunk And then what who's the person up above her, um I don't I don't know a name for She looks like a witch like she's one of those wicked people like raven Yeah, she probably casts a few spells. I could see that Oh, man, I was talking about eyebrows earlier, but look at this fucking unit there in the second row. Look at this guy Damn, yeah, that is a jaw that joy is cutting into him like He looks oh, I don't even know he looks like some creature from event horizon Oh event horizon See event horizon is less torturous or nightmarish than ghostbuster 2016 explain that facts I go to movies on opening night and the theater is almost never sold out unless it's for star wars or a marvel movie Any other movie should probably just be edited to be the best possible version of the movie and not the shortest possible Version of the movie, but here's the thing with ghostbuster is the best possible version of the movie is the shortest possible Not to mention this weird advice he's giving it's like we have no idea why they would have cut it down There could be all kinds of reasons it could literally be that someone was like your jokes are not funny limit them Like to add there is no version that there's the best cut of ghostbusters 2016 I don't think there is such a thing. Yeah, the shortest one Well scientists Scientists to this day are still discussing How one makes the film better with extending or shortening it and that's the only conclusion that can come up with Is like every time you take something away Audiences are happier If it was just If the film was hilarious and they just added in like three more super funny scenes people would have loved it And sony probably would have had it be out, but yeah, I think But but with this it's just more Not funny stuff And it's not like you're adding scenes to build character backstory I mean the lord of the rings does that with foramir and ferramir and their relationship with their father Um, stuff like that that really fleshes out and adds to characters Some of these jokes rags wouldn't have had like seventh iterations without the extended cut So do you really smaller by calling them jokes? You're kind of giving them more credit than they actually are Oh, I'm just that was in quotations I just a whole fee calls them and I was just respecting the director's vision some of that it's like that new Like like 2000s Or like kind of how meme culture has made comedy It's given this given at this angle of like situational banter can be humorous Like observational comedy, I guess Because there aren't even really like Though the one thing we're talking about with a chinese restaurant. That's sort of a joke It's it's based on something that was started and it's you know, it sort of has a premise and a finish and a punchline Remember when they farted Oh, yeah That was funny guys. What when they got covered in goop and then they said it got in every crack. There's so many good jokes Toilet humor We humor the theatrical cut of ghostbusters is fine. It's not even fine though, right? Okay, if you're gonna take the position that this one improves is like you think we started it fine Because I can only imagine like conceptually in my head. I can imagine a There is a schrodinger's ghostbusters A version that isn't extended that released in theaters people were trapped in a dark room Watching this film There's no way it was fine. Imagine this was considered the five out of ten on the scale like this is where it's like, okay This is a good start. This is a good par Is what we call okay Is ghostbusters better? So what where did we put it on our one to ten? Oh, I think we said it's on par with batwoman Yeah, like a two or two. Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm yeah. I'm very comfortable with this To His five hour two so it shows the difference in scale there This is a but it's clearly missing pieces that the writers and director wanted in Please tell me which ones I can release on blu-ray and some streaming services completes the film Aaron and abby get more character beats and chemistry Oh, thank goodness. Thank goodness right here. This is their chemistry This that's legitimately one of the last scenes in the movie. Yeah Well, well, I guess he's saying this is the big payoff for their because if you remember the beginning They do have a bit of tension, you know, that's the film progresses And then they go hunting ghosts remember they danced they danced remember that Yeah, there was like 10 minutes after they had And then she went down the big goopy hole and rescued her from the big ghosts. Yeah, that was at the end Yeah, that's that was didn't you didn't you guys have feelings about that? I don't even think that this movie has characters It has bodies moving And speaking but it doesn't have there's like no there's no characters. There's no people in here Hmm. I mean, I guess the only person who could even be considered close to like a normal person Would be bill Murray's character kind of yeah He's the only person who comes to mind at the moment who I I could see this as a person in real life And not think they were doing like a bit. Do you think they had him? He had them kill him so that if they ever had a sequel they couldn't possibly bring him back He's a smart man. Yeah His agent was like they'll never get a sequel and he's like just in case I want this paycheck. I want this paycheck and I don't want to do it ever again if they involved Um, we had to be a part of it. But yeah, he's right. They got A moment, um, I guess I can't remember if it was in the theatrical. I guess it wasn't uh, thank goodness Because because it was a very compelling story chat for if you didn't know Uh girl on the left is trying to get a job I get as a super teacher person at a university or whatever. I don't really care And then secondary person releases a book to make some money that they made when they were younger and it's embarrassing About ghosts and so she's like why are you ruining my career by doing this? And at the same time she's like lol, we're gonna go see about a ghost Do you want to come with and she's like, yeah, okay, I guess and then they find a ghost And then she she makes a video going like oh my god ghosts are real and then charles dance sees it on the internet And he's like lol, you're fired And then She's like wow, I kind of hate you now And then the rest of the film they're fine really and then this happens at the end where they're like lol We're friends real friends It's like they they forgot All of a sudden you know, oh wait. Oh, wait. Shit. We have to do something relating to character Because there's nothing done this whole film in terms of character and interaction Like nothing Clearly the end of the film that concludes they are shared arc about becoming friends again arc That's the way They should arc about becoming he couldn't even make it flowery he could be like the exploration of The connection under pressure Relation to career They're back to being friends within like two minutes She goes to their weird room is like, uh, you're bad and there's like no my wontons And that's like that's more of a character The wontons you want to go goes. Yeah, I guess And then their friends already and their friends then they see the ghost in the mansion and they're like, all right We're friends and we're starting the ghost busters Yeah That was it there was only one scene in one room that one time where they were like at odds And then a film forgot Poor charles dance I got It's worst game time and he's one of the best parts of either cut so that's a good Uh He is If we were to rank elements, I guess he ranks higher than a lot of things, but they'll rank extremely low If we if we're on the ghost buster scale Then yeah, he would be high up But that's on the ghost buster scale Yes What a waste of potential He was he was the person who came the closest to making something That was a joke. Mm-hmm. He almost made one that one time. So yeah, good job chris. Uh, yeah, and i'm being serious Like he all there was almost a joke here that one time Well, he has that Natural charisma that hollywood charisma. That's the only reason well a lot of passable I want to understand ragnarok had a lot of improv in it. Um and I guess The people making that film would just you know fun Because Well, you can do improv but you have to You need to have to have someone there who's like, yeah, no, that's that's not good Yeah, I think a lot of people would sell that the the the trick is to have like a really strong skeleton to begin with Just opportunities to play with certain bits and bobs rather than whole scenes where it's like, I don't know guys Just do something Here fired in the microphone and say a quiff or something you came out of my friend All right The strangely missing dance sequence from the theatrical cut is restored in the extended cut Basically the extended cut. Oh, thank goodness He goes fucking atrocious. That's why it was cut it just It it was He's trying to stop the ghostbusters and for some reason he can't just possess them and make them dance like he did with Everyone else. I don't understand Possess them and shoot them with the people he already possessed that have guns. I don't know like Like a lot of this That fucker on screen right now. How did he ever get out of this room? Oh I never even questioned that I just assumed he was like possessed or something I guess he actually got out of there because the whole fucking staircase collapse. He's hanging there's like I'm gonna die and next is like here's the keys. I'm not going to get there anymore. It's like, okay I guess those girls are not as dangerous as you think Yeah, that could that could come under the whole assuming there were more scenes to explain this shit Like the editing in this movie is garbage. I don't think they knew That you you require certain things to know How everything connects things just sort of jump around. You're like, oh, this isn't this is this now That's actually something that happens in batwoman a lot. The editing in that is garbage as well That is the complete and finished version of the movie in the same way that the ultimate cut of batman v superman Oh, no Appealing to bvs You cannot compare these two because extended cut of batman v superman actually covers some plot holes and shit, so it is Yeah, I've heard it is It's slightly better than the original cut but like with Ghostbusters is just extended garbage. It doesn't clear up anything. It's just the same old shit But but longer but like he said the character arc You're not appreciating the character But uh, yeah, you don't want to be appealing to this though. That's if you're like, oh, please Look, we're just like this other thing that people really don't like And it's the complete time finished version. What is that? He said the he said much like He said to appreciate ghostbusters extended cut think of it in the same way you do about batman vs. Superman's extended cut They're bad where the film is not liked that the extended cut is still not liked by a lot of people It's just like uh, why why appeal to this appeal to something You should have just got a lot of the rigs if you really wanted to prop up ghostbusters They're together Game of film that the normal version people don't like but the extended version they do like Is um, the multiple cuts of blade runner have sets of fans for all of them So that's probably one the good but every but every version has like good Right well if you suggest like if you're asking if there's any other situation like ghostbusters But the extended one is the one people like actually this was very good. I don't know if Superman is probably the closest I even think of because Oh kingdom of heaven. That's one. Yeah And alien three is possible. That's true Is there like um So by adding Adding about 10 or so minutes of extended cut footage To the main thing it goes from being a bad movie to a good movie I suppose theoretically you could if you chop out the right pieces of any movie that's pretty good And you get 16 minutes to do so you could probably damage it quite a bit Yeah, I think in theory that's absolutely absolutely possible. I'm trying to think of examples because I don't I I can't actually think of any so maybe there are some That's where that is the case we're going from not just a good movie to a better movie, but a bad movie to a good movie Um, yeah, I don't know if kingdom of heaven Was considered bad before the extended and then alien three is like uh, I don't I don't think so. Um I someone's saying kingdom of heaven had like an hour or so more of extra stuff because that's a Extended was very long. Yeah Compared to the original um But I Maybe there is some I can't actually think of any Um, and we're not again, we're not just talking about like editing as a thing We're talking about a bad movie that becomes good with the extended Cut, you know, especially when we're talking about a ghost busters yet, uh, kind of scenario Where it's just like 16 minutes or so of Extra footage for the reference to dead evils 2003. That's that's something we could do free fat movies Oh, yeah, we could do that the only thing I remember about that movie is the the crime scene dead evils leaves His logo in oil on the floor But no reason and then the the guy throws his lighter on it and it all lights up and it reflects in his glasses And I remember being baffled as a kid. I was like, what the fuck? Why why any of this? Moving or how the blade runner theatrical cut is not even considered the please just don't invoke blade runner Talking about ghost busters 2016. That's just yeah, and also I don't ever maybe they are but I'd never recall The normal version of blade runner being considered bad Just not as good. I can't remember is is the theatrical one the one with the narration This narration is fucking frustrating for a lot of people at least I found it frustrating Real version of the movie anymore Certainly not the version that's available if you have only seen the theatrical version of good. All right So he He runs through a bunch of rooms. He picks up a chair and throws it at nothing and it gets grabbed and thrown back It's the most like what the hell's happening But he was supposed to throw it out The window window That never would have made it to the That's such a weird scene ghost busters 2016 and you're basing your opinion of ghost busters on that Or you haven't seen either version and you're basing your opinion on ghost busters on takedown videos Yeah, you only need to do that honestly Yeah guys guys in chat if you haven't seen these movies the takedown videos are more than enough these these movies are garbage I had only seen the takedown videos And I promise you They they don't go far enough Like the the actual movie is is is so much worse. Yeah, they were they were kind They were watching the movie is the worst thing that you can do It's ever twice if ever you were gonna watch ghost busters 2016 instead just watch plinkets review That's probably all you need um, if not a few other people's coverage, I guess Because it's gotta make sure you have a reference plinketer for people in here. I would love it if he did that The oh, yeah, I'm sure he hates him because he's probably got the biggest video shitting on this movie By the way, I also did he said you shouldn't base your opinion on the original cut that there was no other cut before On what else should I base my opinion? Yeah And if they cut out all the parts that were supposed to make it good That's just terrible a shitty movie. Yeah, you you think you So at that point you have to be critical of the fact that there's like so They're just really shitty editors that I guess he agrees with that Because they decided to cut out what he believes is what made the film strong. So it's like oh damn Right. Oh shit red letter. So plinkets ghost busters review has 4.3 million views They're half in the bag on it has 3.7 million views Holy fuck, I know that they're pretty big ghost busters fans and they were like, oh no What are they doing? Well, they had a review of the original ghost busters and That has over a million point correct me wrong, but mike's favorite film is ghost busters, I think I can't remember but uh He fucking adores that film. So he was obviously not hugely happy with this YouTube I urge you to watch the extended cut before continuing So if you're gonna watch one of them, don't watch the extended cut Watch the original just watch the original it go it's over faster. Okay guys like you could You can escape a little quicker Wait, look at this shot. Do you remember when there was a little smoke in front of the cars? Is this before that happens or after I don't know Hey, look at the police department. Why is this so fucking small? It's about to say the same thing This looks like a model Incredibly strange shot Where you're just standing there and all the cops and police are standing in this one massive group And all the vehicles are there and there's like a line where nothing happens from that point on It's like an extra set from a play that isn't happening at the moment. The nypd is like a Dunkin Donuts Yeah Like what does it look like it looks like a little coffee shop or some shit And that fire truck looks like a tonk like a little tonk of truck Like it was it was placed on top of the seed as well Yeah, because it sticks out so much out of everything. Oh weekend had a disconnect. Oh, no I'm back. I'm back. Okay Yeah We were just discussing how good this movie is Oh, it's the best movie. Oh, yeah Yeah, I think it's on amazon prime. Obviously. It's the one that runs two hours and 13 minutes. Not the oh, remember the ghost acts Yeah And it like misses them, but then it hits another ghost and kills the other ghost and with the ghost Can we just talk about this they kill ghosts. Yeah, so We we were we were blown away by this this portion of the movie Because ghosts just get blown up like the like they're as if they're like pinatas They just shoot them and they explode They have a ghost grenade. Yeah, they throw a grenade at the ghost It's actually a normal grenade really And they use their streams like pick up ghosts and throw them The direction's all willy-milly like it's not It's such a bizarre scene You don't really understand because they establish as well that all of the ghost killing like the equipment can affect the Like it blows up vehicles. It can burn concrete. So like it's very dangerous She throws a grenade at the feet of her friend and it blows up the ghost gets fucked up But the girl is like, oh good. Thank god While the girl is being held by a ghost like grappled by a ghost She throws a grenade at them And it kills the ghost, but it doesn't hurt her at all Even though it's basically like a plasma grenade There wasn't an earlier scene where they did this like, oh, this only hurts ghosts But then she froze it and the fucking anyway just explodes and everything goes Yeah, they made sure to tell us that but what we saw was not that at all Do you remember when I hit the motorbike and a fucking It just destroyed the motorbike Just like a million backflips was crazy But now I guess they just fixed it now. We're just assuming that they fixed like, you know, this actually only hurts ghosts now Like you you're fine real Gucci Tube I urge you to watch the extended cut before continuing. It's on prime It's the one that runs two hours and 13 minutes. Not the short one. Yeah If you would have if this was like a still Of just this film running with the words two hours and 13 minutes in front of it You think it was an insult from a from a video making fun of it. I was like, yeah, I believe Here's two hours and 13 minutes of this I got that impression just now like if out of context this does sound like he's making fun of it Like you feel that two hours and 30 minutes, which by the way you do, uh, that film keeps going. It just keeps going But luckily the film is fascinatingly bad You're kind of You're kind of hooked in this weird way Um, if you if you're fucking with five other friends and alcohol, it it's easier Let's put it that way. Yeah, I say that with that context. I I couldn't have made it through this alone I would have it's the first efab movies with like six people watching a movie at the same time. Yeah I'll wait Okay, glad we're all caught up. Ghostbusters is good. Actually. No, you said that before It's terrible That's the part where you tell us why It's terrible I would if he was at a call I would be like I want to hear you sniff do it Do it breathe through that nose and he goes I knew you couldn't do it Is Nothing Are you telling me that Ghostbusters has some sort of theme? Oh, I'm sure I'm sure this is going to be a theme. Yeah, but Okay, what would you guys guess? What is the movie about? I'd be like, uh, It's about family And that's so powerful about it If if I was going to be as generous as possible with this movie And say what was what was it about? um What is what is the free line exactly? I don't know I mean, it's it comes across as a corporate cash In movie for a franchise more than any it it's it's it straddles the line Of being almost like an earnest parody of something else Well, yeah, but that thing doesn't exist in our world. So it's just a bad movie It takes a lot of the same boxes that tfa does in relation to a new hope Uh, except ghostbusters is a comedy. So there's different results. I would say like there's so many scenes in The 2016 one that are in the original But they've just been made hollow and they're like they fucked up Because we actually watched the original after it and holy shit like It just just confirmation checks. I knew all of you weren't sure about this. The original is better than the 2016 one. Okay Yeah, just yeah, good. I'm glad. Yeah, it's just making sure but there's so many There's so many scenes and payoffs that are repeated in the 2016 one that don't have like the build-up or the the suss the Everything every word that could ever apply to to to imply some form of creation behind it. It's not there Although I've I've shot too many people in chat. I'm sorry I kind of agree with regs that it's kind of a parody of the original it's like Because I if like think about the ending and basically to defeat the ghost they had to kill the old ghostbusters logo That's I mean come on. That's you can't deny that it's some kind of jack By shooting it in your balls. Yeah That's So the they take bill murray turn him into a skeptic character who doesn't believe in ghost They kill him And they say he was never cut out to be a real ghostbusters never cut out to be a ghostbuster Um The logo is created because some random dude in in a like subway just throws it on a wall Uh and then That very same logo comes alive and tries to kill them and they shoot it in the nuts and then send it down a big green hole Um, and you can't help but be like damn It reminds me of the the two-day Genesis seed where The the john connor terminator picks up the arms for snag a one and says you're a relic from a deleted timeline It makes you think like yeah, fuck you movie Go fuck yourself piece of shit Like you can go ahead and make your stupid new vision to stop shitting on the old one. Fucking hell it's what it's it's It's almost like an unspoken rule in hollywood if you're gonna make sequels You have to take a dump all over the old stuff people like In case you have to do something good in case they think that yours is worse You have to shit on the old one so that they don't believe it. It's like no yours is definitely better Yeah, and you have to question who are they marketing this to like the dipshits Who actually they know Eat it up or or are the people in charge just That kind of dipshit I think that what they were doing was They got caught up in the whole Hollywood Twitter sort of circle and so They marketed and tried to get this film To a demographic of people that just didn't really actually exist in the real world But they thought that it was a big part of the world because of The bubble that they exist in I mean whole fig is the biggest fan of this film I'd say He's it might be the I guess I I was gonna say only but I guess it has two Well, I'm sure the the full main cast members like this film. I'm sure they thought this was good Maybe three of them two I don't even I don't even know I think we all know chris hamsworth would have seen it like at a screening and been like, oh, you know Oh, I'm rich I would love it if like he was sitting next to I the pole feagle just someone like a crew member was like It was funny when we were filming it Yeah, I'm curious what is this movie about tell me Ghostbusters begins with dr. Aaron Gilbert being given the big a big presentation It begins with the the dude giving the tour No, that's not that doesn't count as the beginning. That's the prologue rags god Oh, well, I guess if you're if your opening scene is stupid and terrible and unfunny And you just pretend it doesn't exist and move on to Well, he's this is a dumb scene too. They're all dumb just by default. They're dumb unless we stayed otherwise Just go through this saying that wow Well, what you've misunderstood is he's talking about what the film is about. It's not about ghosts Okay, so he doesn't need to include that opening scene Oh, I guess it is about ghosts Why didn't we say that? Yeah, no, that's the obvious You gotta say something more meaningful than that like it's about family as as weekend said it's the correct answer And her whole life has been leading up to this moment when uh, she is out and as the co-author of a book about Ghosts that she wrote when she was young She finds the co-author her former best friend dr. Abigail Yates who has never given fucking hell. I didn't even know that was her name Oh, yeah, I don't know any characters name. I was about to say I didn't know that was her name And I was like, no, I didn't even know those were either of her names. I just listen to McCarthy. I don't know I think the only person whose name I know is leslie jones' name was patty because she literally wore a necklace that said patty for the entire film So I I think that's I think that's her name. I assume it No, she just really likes the word patty or she eats lots of patties I don't know Put up on the prospect of busting a ghost presumably under the hypothesis that buston will make her feel good Abby works with dr. Julian holtzman the best character. Oh She's not she's the most annoying character in the entire movie. I might Go to say. Yeah, she's pretty fucking annoying Uh She does first off telling our character is all already being very generous Well, she's it's just she's the quickie harley quinn female character. It's just dude. I'm I'm weird in random She reacts to stuff in ways you wouldn't expect her to because you don't know what to expect Isn't that great? She's weird Pringles while the ghost is there Give me the pringles Is jealous because that was really funny because I don't need carbs right now. That's my jealous. I want the prongles Someone said in chat anyone named abby now is probably going to be hated No, that's just them's the brakes ripped all my a words Oh major lee's in chat assuming that is his actual account. Hello, sir Major lee if that's really you I want you to tell us what you think of ghost busters 2016 And be honest. I can't wait Yeah, I can't wait to hear what you have to say about ghost busters 2016 And now we wait. Yeah. Hello and and now we wait bring major lee all No Oh man, I can't you get to look at women. That's the real major lee you loved it. There you go There you go. So now now chat, you know, it's a shitty film So that is so mean he he has very good insights and takes on on star wall and and ghost bust So I'm glad we got we got that take. Okay Now back to the best character in the whole film Aaron tries to get abby to stop selling the book and agrees to investigate a haunted house as part of this deal And then it goes throws up real good all over erin or ghost The ghost busters meet puthers a tolin an expert on the city hire a secretary named kevin the second best care So when he said part when when she got fired like that happened here already when he said what is this film about? I didn't think he'd actually just do a synopsis like I thought yeah And remember what he said guys. He said watch the movie first and come back to me And now I'll tell you what the movie If you don't actually expect people to do it then don't Then like like act as if they did maybe this is ultra setup Don't tell him to do it. He's about to reveal the intertwining subtexts Uh that we didn't pick up character and discover that some nerd named ruin is trying to destroy the barrier between our world And the ghost world because it's a weirdo and everyone picks on him and girls don't like him Wait girls don't like him. No, no one likes it. Oh, I thought yeah, I thought the thing was that nobody likes him Why are you trying to turn this to a fucking tender thing you asshole? He's an incel. Oh, that's that's it That's it. That's it guys. It's about incels and feminine empowerment, but I can see it Yeah, it's probably the end of this scene. We hear him talk to someone and walkie talking It's called freak show a nerd by a man. Yes Yeah, he's called like a weirdo I'll ignore that by a man on the radio That goes against my narrative and the way he talks. I I don't blame the person on the walkie talkie Yeah, oh, yeah, dude. This guy's a fucking freak the way you talk and act And the way he looks at yeah the way he stares at people. Jesus christ. It's like Is I honestly can't even remember a scene where like it's made clear that he's doing this because women don't like him It was always just everyone hates him because he's a weird freak Yeah, women are a part of consider maybe if I'm maybe if I don't act like a weird freak people will be more You know likeable to me Yeah, like why did he make this about like I don't know. Is it is it well known that incels worship ghosts and stuff? Is this the thing that like is that all right? It basically spends all his time on reddit That ever does in these sorts of videos is tell you about the author That's all it ever does Like yeah character. You're this thing that's not in the movie whatsoever. You're like, oh, why'd you say that? It's going on there interesting Our world and the ghost world because he's a weirdo and everyone picks on him and girls don't like him He basically spends all his time on reddit. Yeah, it girls are part of everyone. So yeah, I know right Everyone picks on him then yeah girls probably aren't gonna be into him You think that um He is disliked by many people mainly girls and spends a lot of time on reddit I think I think that's what's going on. I think that's renegade cut. I don't know I've not watched this channel before guys. Okay, so so give me a break. I don't know Probably will I ever again outside of e-fab? Well, I mean, maybe you'll have other great takes. Yeah that we can already fabricate The ghostbusters have a series of encounters. Oh and just an example of how great the overexposure is Can you see this character's face looks? Like deformed to a degree Melting It looks like the gloss is a broken weird. It's bizarre The colors in the whole movie There is a They're in their chinese office their stairwell, which is not actually a stairwell because there's a scene where Uh, kevin walks down the stairs, but he's clearly traveling horizontally It was very strange, but that whole room is like a green screen and it's very strange There's a lot of odd color choices in this movie Yeah, absolutely With him and the ghosts that he's letting through the barrier the ghostbusters win. Who are you gonna call? Aaron and abby have great chemistry throughout the film. No, they don't know Substantiate that claim, please Show me scenes. Yeah, they're guys. Isn't that chemistry? Like when they talk to each other chemistry Yeah, this is the scene he's showing. That's why they try to be funny and fail like they do the whole movie It's like what really happened, which is two random actresses Who are not funny doing unfunny things in the same room with each other Yeah, they just kind of that's chemistry. I just squawk jokes at each other and I said They just they just say squawk jokes at each other They just say delivery, but yeah, no, I agree That's where we're at The atoms are moving chemistry. Yeah They are initially antagonistic slowly becoming closer and renewing their Slowly, I know they don't slowly become closer. They are they are buddies I didn't get that at all except for that room. Yeah Also, wait, hang on This is before they get slimed, right? Why is this slime all over it? Wait, what there isn't on the right on the on the left and it trousers this Oh That's just a strange weird. Oh my god, she's got a ruby rose jacket Oh, well, no, it needs to be like 10 sizes bigger for it to be a ruby rose jacket. That looks pretty big Yeah, the arms look really really big, but it's short on the waist And then she's got that weird specky jackson pollock thing underneath it Oh So quicky bond occasionally squabbling, but eventually erin jumps into a pit to the ghost world I Tell you explained it for funnies Oh, are you making fun of the film and he's like, no Well, you're not doing the best job of convincing us Remember how he said this movie is two hours 13 minutes. Yeah, you skipped like two hours in between those scenes Two hours I was gonna say at least at least that's why we were having trouble with it, right? Because it's like we're having Difficulty figuring out what exactly their arc is. He's just summarized it in three scenes They kind of annoyed each other. They work together. They save one another feeling. Okay The first two things he mentions happen and like And I'm generous here 10 minutes I don't think there's a single actual argument or breakup of any kind during this film at all between the characters Even when they have the quote-unquote argument They just don't really talk about it because she gets her one tons like It was really funny. You didn't get it. Yeah, it didn't because Yeah So I don't know about you, but I think that Leslie Jones here kind of looks like a weird like a mr. Byrne Oh my god, I don't you mean. Yeah What do you get a smiling mr. Byrd's image? Oh Like, ah, yes the children Oh my god, there's so many results for smiling mr. Byrd I have the ghost to work in my nuclear factory for Oh my god, that's so funny. Don't you just cry? Oh Mr. Byrnes Somehow less cartoonish than most of the characters in 2016 ghostbusters if not all It's like a person who hasn't smiled before smiling Thanks for audiences if you love rapid fire jokes on jokes on jokes mixed with intentional cringe awkwardness intentional cringe Oh, okay I would love this movie. It's pure self aware cringe It knows it's terrible guys. Oh god. Oh no, this movie thinks it is hot shit Stir it around with some old school physical comedy all of which is safe for the consumption of children Then this is the movie for you or at least for your children And if not, you Wait, wait, look at look at that shot though. Look at that Kate Pakenon expression. It's like Yeah, that's a that's quite a face It's like bro. It's like it's like a bro expression like bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro Bro, come on I convince you that something that did not make you laugh is actually funny because humor does not work that way Well, no, no it doesn't but you could at least try to explain why the construction is either clever Oram using to you instead of just going well subjective fuck Yeah, I could make me better case for this film's jokes than you can I promise you like it made me upset that there was like There could have been like two jokes in this two hour film And I was upset when they weren't allowed to be they weren't allowed to blossom and grow into jokes Yeah I just Yeah, like there you can still talk about the construction of jokes You can't you don't just go like I would explain the joke, but that means it Like I don't know subjective so it doesn't if you didn't like it then it's still a joke because it's all subjective So ha I don't have to do anything because ha ha Yeah, like it's all it's comedy when we say like are they listening to a recording and then There's a fart sound and they all look at each other like what like that's it. We know that's a joke it's very clear but it's mostly understood by a lot of people that um Random fart noise is like bottom back like I'll I'll throw that in My random reviews for at the end of like another joke It'll just be a fart sound like it's because it's just like the whole point is how shit it is. It's kind of funny But that was like their whole set piece was for the fart sound They built that shit up Yeah, like There's like a whole prep for it There's a machine that they listed the recording and then and then she's like disappointed and you can tell It's like, oh the audience is supposed to go he he far It's like, oh my god that okay And he's sitting there like well your kids will like it like oh Yeah, but kids are dumb The kids just love pussy farts. Oh, yeah, definitely Yeah That's gonna legitimately confuse young people who hear the description of that and go like from the front But I don't like what it's a vaginal plot honey It makes sense You know that sound from under the table your mama makes sometimes at dinner that's uh You'll understand when you're old I imagine a kid like repeated the joke like hey mama Would it be funny if it came out of my back on my front? The mom's like, ew You're grounded Aborted it's like when it Doesn't know What when a kid doesn't know that like the word fuck is a really bad word You can't say in public But the kid only heard it one time and it's a new word for them and they don't know and so they just say it out loud Like and they have no idea what they've done. It's kind of like that pussy farts No, billy No billy stop it I think something does not make you start laughing at it But I will try to explain why so many other people did enjoy ghost busters and also why you and me I like that. He's already accepted the premise that anyone enjoying this Anyone enjoying this requires an explanation. I like that. He's accepted that as a premise. Yeah I have to explain how it is that some people have managed to enjoy this and not kill them So Adults in the room were not really the target audience. Oh excuse number one. It wasn't really for you You weren't the target audience. It's that simple. It's not for you Not for you Anything you guys enjoy is for you anything you don't is it for you? You're sitting there like watching along with dora the explorer enjoying it You're like it's not for you it slaps it out of your head like stop it He's not supposed to enjoy I hate this argument this like this is based on an already existing franchise and you'd watch this like arts terrors Yeah, it wasn't for you. Yeah, but I like all the other movies Like why wasn't that one for me? We can usually identify the difference between something being good and for us or something being bad and for us Something being bad and not for us something being good and not for it Like if if I watched some like we've talked before but like super baby kid shows Like it could very well be fine. Like I've seen a couple with When my nieces come over and stuff and you know, you know, the everyone's how do you see the shit on tv? And you're like, yeah, this is uh There's a bunch of colorful things and people walking around making ugly boogly noises. Like yeah, it's fine It's just not for me. That's that's that experience. You don't watch walley and go like no, this is for children I couldn't possibly enjoy this Incredibles toy story all of these things now they're for kids couldn't possibly enjoy this There's no movie that you couldn't just dismiss criticism of by saying, oh if you didn't like it you just weren't the target audience Imagine we did it the reverse way Imagine I I made a huge argument for why I think like Incredibles is really well written and then he was his response was Yeah, well, it's a kid's films. You don't really need to say that Like what the fuck does that mean? He's like, it's well, it's just it's a kid's film. It doesn't need to be well written It's what? Yeah, fuck kids Yeah, they don't need well written stuff Fuck him Fuck him Don't actually fuck them though Don't do that one that one is bad Oh, is this going to be the the disgusting the disgusting colors he's going to explain how those are for children, I guess Aesthetic ugly The aesthetic of ghostbusters is this combination of ethereal and Ethereal and otherworldly that's it's a word for it Ethereal and otherworldly Yeah You mean like ethereal The definition of the word ethereal Let me let me have a look at ethereal Isn't that what it means? Let me look it up extremely delicate and light in a way that seems to be not of this world Okay, so you just said yeah, heavenly your spiritual Like it's ethereal It appears to be not of this world otherworldly if you will All right, I mean like I believe it's not real like I don't believe these characters are real No, but the ghostbusters the original ghostbusters was very believable and grounded Yeah, but this is for kids so shut up No colors Many of the ghosts are not fully cg, but instead are actors with visual effects added onto them. Wow. Yeah Like already this still frame you're like, uh Amazing so much better because in the new one they just added goop upon goop upon goop And and smoke and goop and look it's glowy and blue Serial glowy it's for children The original has so much detail and so much like, you know so much thought put into how the ghost should look and in the 2016 version it's just like Yeah, let's just get some fucking apple employees Let's have a bunch of balloons for some reason evil ghost balloons. You're like, okay All right, then It's like the librarian ghost from the original ghostbusters played by ruth hail oliver The scene with gertrude holdrich played by bes rouse Compared to the first one Yeah, let's see it. Look at that. Just look at this shot, right? It's so over the top We're staring at right now When this happens, this happens very like the first time they go to investigate a ghost Bam, it's just It just happens and you're like, oh Okay All right, then I guess here we are just go. All right So direct where she glides in peacefully abby says she's beautiful and then she suddenly spews ectoplasm all over erin Hey ghostbusters. This faggot will clap at anything He he sounded like he was having fun. He was like she glides in peacefully and then she spews lots of goo on erin The fact that he knows their names too He's like, aww He's he likes it Some kind of jolly master base and these characters. Oh, cool. Yeah Yeah And he's like there was goo a mainstay of ghostbusters. It's like, oh That's a that's a that's a plus that's a plus in the plus column guys mainstay of retirement homes too. So what? But isn't it like an original ghostbusters if I recall correctly they travel through the people and they like really cold and like kind of paralyze or some shit um I think I can't quite remember but The goo factor was cranked to 11 in the 2016 one because goo is fun. Oh, yeah, as you all know goo funny. They also just vomit on it. So vomiting goo. That's funny. Yeah Cut into all cracks The further along into the film the more we see in human ghosts giant monsters and slimmers and other various classified vapors The neon glow of the he says that like that's just that's like that's a good fact Okay, we see otherworldly ghosts including classified vapors. Is he like what? Like you need to convince me that this shitty movie is actually not shitty And you have a lot of work to do Yeah, this so far this feels kind of rambly like I don't I don't know if he really knew what he was getting into when he made this He's like you do understand you have to make arguments, right? Yeah, so far longer means better and it wasn't made for you you flock and then this is The Brie Lawson argument Tell me why it wasn't made for me Tell me what it is about me not being what is what is the target audience? Tell me that Well, so kids like father jokes you don't and it's because you're not a kid. They force not made for you correct This movie's the the movie with queef jokes is the one made for kids. All right fair enough Well, hang on. Yeah, because that's not even the only one when she says the who the goo got in every crack So like is that a kid's joke? I don't know if we're gonna be you know, I don't Just saying that's probably a film exists even outside scenes with the ghosts as the movie contains a consistent aesthetic When the ghost busters take on the biggest and best in aesthetic um I guess it's consistently pretty ugly. I guess I if you had like a big jackson pollock image And you took little snippets of it And just kind of passed them out to people you could say look, it's a it's a consistent aesthetic Like I guess Doesn't mean it's good totally does all it means is that the shit matches the rest of this shit? New york the transition from real city to cg grip look at that smoke man I don't think that's how smoke works by the way It's pretty sure it spreads real fast. It doesn't sort of just stay. I guess it's ghost smoke. So it doesn't work like normal smoke So fine In screen feels seamless. Maybe do you just say it feels seamless? You nuts The c the word cgi is just bouncing around in your head the whole time whenever a ghost is on screen You're just like, yeah, there it is The illusion of real and computer generated and the difficulty differentiating between the two explains why some fans remarked difficulty That is so fucking standard. You can do that on tiktok This does look like a tiktok filter put on the death filter cool Did the ghost design in the trailer dubbing it only cg not realizing that okay? Wait, hang on. So that's fair. If someone said this is only cg and then you're like actually no idiot There's a human under there. I feel like it's not a surprise that they couldn't tell Under there. Look at that buried under the cg. It's so much goo It's like how his office was all like fucking looking because they lit it with cgi or something like that Yeah, no wonder there is something real underneath it and now it looks like garbage Actual actors were used for the ghosts But much like in the original humanizing the main antagonist makes for a more personal battle as opposed to just slaying a giant I'm sorry. How did they humanize the bad guy in this film? He's a caricature We only have to find out. He's an asshole. That's it. He's like people don't like me I'm going to destroy the world. Also. I killed myself. Okay. Maybe he's going forward Eddie took uh kevin's body and that's the antagonist at the end That way that that's that's the argument for how he's humanized by using kevin's body That's what I think he's going for that's not I think they just wanted to get rid of the I think I said this when we were watching it. They just they knew they had chris hamsworth And so they were like fuck this other nerd guy. No one was shit about him. We want to get more chris hamsworth Hmm So they engineered away in the plot for chris hamsworth to be evil for a little bit. Yeah, we paid top dollar. We need to use it Would it be funny if the guy who played the villain realized that the movie he's in is bad So he like hey, can I can I can you kill me off in the script? Like he says that during filming like can you just Can you just kill me off? It's supposed to be him for the whole thing and then what he's dead He's like, oh, what if I possessed chris hamsworth because that gives a personal steak sort of thing Like yeah, it's a great idea. He's like so am I am I done? I guess so. Yeah, he's like, oh Down it. He's done. We haven't he's done. We haven't seen him since in anything else Yeah This reminds me of leafy he's like Come on man Leafy's back No, I just I just mean like the he hasn't brought these back right the the transitions like that why why so long? Why so serious? The primary antagonist of ghostbusters is rowan a basement dwelling Who believes he speaks for the downtrodden? I yeah, I I feel like we should know this but I didn't even remember anything Any of the names Like I thought he speaks for the I thought he wanted he speaks for the downtrod It's not no people hated him so he wants to help the ghost like destroy the world Yeah, because he said because he said the ghosts were people the people the particular ghosts he had released They're all Downtrodden like the dragon ghost the dragon ghost was probably picked on by other dragons As far as dragon ghosts go he was pretty tight though Well when he tried to kill them all I agree. It's unfortunate. He was unsuccessful bad ass. It yeah, it's I wish he succeeded To that end he plans to rip a hole in reality and it's up to the ghostbump him Rowan is the most 2016 antagonist imaginable. He is perfect. He is exactly Oh, I hated him. He was do you think I'm honest? I just do you think he sees himself in rowan? He's just like my guy That's my guy I remember in my review of this. I said he was like a supernatural elliott roger Because he was so dead behind the eyes if we could release ghosts into the world. They'd be a lot more There'd be a name for him like ghost terrorists, but ghost risks or something I Foyle for the modern world Someone who mistakenly believes he is part of a marginalized group and has an inverted understanding of why I mean Everyone hates him. That's he is. He's literally he is. Yeah, everybody hates him. You can't get more marginalized than that Everybody hates him and thinks he's weird in this film Understandably so but he is absolutely marginalized like just because he's a white man. I guess this guy Thinks that oh this guy's a white male. So he can't be marginalized even though it's established that everybody hates him Yeah, but he's still white so Fuck you and it's for kids rags Get dabbed on Damn, he is a loser Rowan thinks that people apropos of nothing treat him like a creep and that makes him a victim Whereas rowan simply is a creep. Wow. I'm glad that's our character He's a creep and people think that he's weird because of that. He's not understanding that That's why he's a villain. Like, okay. What happens if he moves that little Mero somewhere else is the hand gonna stay there or it's just gonna turn into a normal mirror again I'm just I'm just wondering. I don't know. That's the one he takes on holidays He needs some demons on this holiday just smashes him with a little hammer because of emergency deep in hammer And wishes to victimize others Souls who see the world as it truly is as garbage Garbage that needs to be cleaned up. Yeah, so this is why we made jokes about him being perfect husband to the girl from Godzilla Yeah, she has the same motivation They're mostly dudes Rowan is played by Neil Casey throughout much of a film But then he is played by melissa mccarthy once abby is possessed and then by chris hemsworth when kevin is possessed Hemsworth gets to play two roles in the movie and he shines in both of them. What's wrong possesses kev I think well How much of this is him who's doing what he was directed to do? Whoa Like it's weird you can't because he's not a bad actor And I don't know how much of this is him in this film and how much of it is him doing what he's told in this film I I assume he was messing around a little here and there, you know Bringing a bit of the old hemworth charm And let's be clear. Charles dance was the best actor in this film By the way, by the way cat Charles dance is in ghost buster 2016 We hoped he would save it much like he did in godzilla temporarily for a scene Um, and he did do a decent job. He basically called the film out for being shit. Charles danced it at one point You had a line that was about it, but um Yeah, I I wonder how many times chrysalis where I've just started a joke in prom too And no one got it on the set and he's like, oh, okay. Yes. I just jason chat baking soda on the asset Jay says dude, this is exact rick and morty line too. He just hates white dudes. You see themselves as victims Yep, pretty much I mean It's it's hard not to hate white people. They do suck, right? Yeah hitler was a white male Exactly exactly Most dinosaurs were probably white and they they killed a lot of people That man dabbed on so many jews The real fun Rowan mocking the ghost busters by transforming into their logo was a nice touch even for the movie Rowan felt out of The ghost busters logo animated coming to life. Yeah, that did feel out of place, but uh-huh I know The mocked ghost busters. That wasn't a fucking character. I don't fuck. Do you know about that symbol any goddamn way? They were they were using it I guess as their logo, but I don't even really remember much of that I don't remember a quirky girl made a picture of it from the wall. That's yeah Yeah, it's we don't even remember the names. Fuck that movie It's a shame. There is no sequel forthcoming because the movie Can you imagine in 2020 we also get a ghost busters 2016 sequel fuck that It's like the only ghost busters 2016 stat on the internet This guy, he's like, please get me that sequel. They're like, no No, we're good. I think there's other things we'll focus on They got a proton minigun. I just noticed on the table Oh, yeah, well she at the end of the film. She's got a proton like ghost nutcracker Like what? Yeah Sequel baiting an encounter with zool was a great to be continued that I know It wasn't great nothing about this was great. Shut up. This film was shit It's it's like the worst kind of bait. You just have remember zool. You're like, okay I know and he's sitting there thinking like, oh my god. What great ideas we can we can work with. Oh Fortunately, we'll never be continued Wait He hasn't explained yet what the movie is about I was going to say, do you remember that part of it? Well, because that was before because he said antagonist That was the section we just watched that I completely forgot the section that was what was the movie about He literally just fucking explained the synopsis And then he was like there's good chemistry and then we moved on If you didn't yeah Talk about the antagonist Why even what was the why what is this video this video's title is inaccurate Yeah, you you are not making a convincing point to me the target audience of this video I would no kids are the target audience for this video. Come on All right, I could lower myself to that level as I often do to the kid level My immature ass If there is one ass his voice by the way, his voice is too dull and boring to use such Exciting and upbeat music. It's it's very very strange. What do you mean? His voice is not exciting. What are you talking about? Now the next section of my video Ghostbusters is good actually An aspect of Ghostbusters that is almost universally agreed upon it's that Holtzman is the best character What are you talking about? Lost so much money. Where is this? There is nothing universally agreed upon. Yeah Where is this conversation taking place like the people like oh, yes, she's quirky character. She was the best I thought I didn't read that media agree that uh, Leslie Jones's character was the best one That's what they said. No, right. They're all wrong because charles dancy. I think that's a character It's just like the world just like oh is that oh All right, I'm glad you've spoken for the everyone A mad scientist who makes the proton packs ghost traps and various other new toys for the ghostbusters to play with She's a ball of I just thought of how they're just talking about I'm talking about the gadgets right So if you cross the streams as we all know it's like into the world or whatever One of their weapons is a pair of dual pistols that shoot these things Yeah, but if you remember they like wrap around them and then she just like throws them I don't even we'd have to re-watch the scene I don't know if they like just they just dissolve after she does that or something But it's such a weird scene because nobody's trapping ghosts in that scene. They're all just shooting at them They only trap the one dragon ghost thingy and that's it. Yeah We all all after it's just like yeah, they just disintegrate and there's like ghost corpses lying around at the end It's like oh, okay Energy and she has by far the best action scene in the film as she annihilates the ghosts with her proton pistols Yeah She annihilates them. It's so yeah, okay So I would kind of be like is this parody now like I don't know if this is just this scene is awful And he's like it's like the best. She annihilates the ghost fucks about so good Right me if I'm wrong, but In the original ghost buses, they just always catch the ghosts. They don't just fling them around obviously But they don't shoot them and they disintegrate you anything There's a little bit of flinging because they're trying to capture them, right? They pull it and shit sure But they don't just do it once and throw in the way away The only other thing I can think of is the fact that they attack stay puff marshmallow man And burn him with the with the laser reports, but like that there's nothing There's no reason why that doesn't make sense that he's he's made of marshmallow They're burning it with the lasers. It's like, yeah, it's just I don't know where they the idea came from It's like, oh, yeah, just just nuke the ghosts with your dual Pistols, why is she like the gun is that is it is it badass to lick your guns? Rags robot guns. Do you often lick the barrel of your gun? I want people to understand that the barrels of guns get So fucking hot like You can't you can't touch them, but pre-firing pre-firing. Oh pre-firing you got to lick it to make the bullets go out faster, right? So you gotta move it up that tip so the bullets come faster But I think we can all agree this was the greatest scene it was so awesome She was so cool, and it was just so badass Isn't it weird that he's done all of this after saying it's for kids? It's like Just look at it. It's all those ghosts Just great Listen to this We're gonna roll it back. Listen to this nude gasm And she has by far the best action scene in the film as she annihilates the ghosts with her proton pistols and whips, and she's just great She's just It's one of the you just want to like ruffle his hair be like, uh, well Judging from the picture, I don't know if you can do that. Like just ruffle his head. Just be like, oh, let's just cue ball Yeah, you like your little little ghost bust to fill. Okay He's just great for a guy Yeah My weekend warrior It looks like the weekend defeated him Speaking of her toys all the additions to the ghost busters arsenal really should be enough to Light die hard ghost heads who have no It was never about the gadgets. Why it was never about the gadgets What is he talking about? The original film is just the the the main blast the thing the proton Pack and the blaster in the trap like as if we were sitting like I need a ghost grenade I need a ghost bear. They have a ghost bear trap guys a ghost bear trap swords and a ghost power bird Ghost shotgun The ghost shotgun and a bat shotgun die hard ghost Ghost heads. That's all they wanted was was just new tech. That was the main thing we were after. Thank goodness. We got all of that That's why people love the film It was everything good. This is why people who love the first ghost busters hate this one so much It's weird because they had so many more ghost guns. Yeah, how does he reconcile this? Is he gonna be like they must hate women? I'm curious if that's gonna come into this video As he's he hasn't said that yet right that we all hate women. No, not yet. Not yet Uh, no, I I you'd think he would though. Well, he went with the incel thing You'd think they would have just been nice and easy slip in there and be like, yeah, people don't like this movie because you know women I've been waiting their whole lives for new stuff for their collections As much as the ghost busters are the stars of the movie. It's hard to imagine this film without kevin I don't Okay Really easy to imagine this without kevin. Are really any of the characters What a statement like as much as it's very the ghost busters. It'd be really hard to have this movie without kevin Okay Like I I mean we'd have a whole bunch less of Idiot guy jokes, but nothing else really changes because he could have been anybody in this scene. I could also objectify him Well, yeah, oh, yeah, we do. So there's lots of scenes where it's just about how chris hamsworth is hot He's dumb, but he's hot and it's like I I thought we were we were anti this Us us bro grass She just wants to like taste his His lips his spittle on a cup of coffee Like it's really weird. It's the kind of stuff you could never reverse the genders and get away with No, uh, that would be considered incredibly creepy and weird Um, but because it's chris hamsworth, it's okay Yeah It's very very straight. But yeah, he could have been replaced in the finale of this Well, the third act I guess by anybody so hit him not all being kevin doesn't matter You know, honestly, the only thing that really changes is this just less stupid person jokes But you can just get someone else who's stupid if you really want those Yeah, you could have had another secretary You could have had the guy transform into anybody else The two people Actually the three people who are most important to this plot line are the two main girls and charles dance without those three characters Of what make everything happen So not kevin Okay, he has given a lot of the best lines and gags like kevin asking to choose between two head shots of him See guys He's Oh, it's it's so funny Well, my my issues just like oh, he's he's hot though. That's that's that's it Imagine this was a girl feel like feel like people would be pretty upset I like chris hamsworth though Yeah, he's a good actor. What is down this screen addition? On looks like like role reversal or role rehearsal Auditions and open casting calls. So I guess it's like a joke that he's an actor. Oh right because these are his head shots, isn't it? like, uh, you know He's considering uploading one or the other I guess Remember remember the the joke is that he says Playing the saxophone or listening to the saxophone Like all right. See I see this is like a thing that could work in an another scenario But it's like no It's just not good These jokes are too goofy to be funny, you know, it's not montipython kind of goofy where its absurdity works It's it's it's lol so random stupid kind of thing that that is There's no You can't believe any of it. It doesn't go far enough So we can't just embrace it. It would do a little better if you made jokes that like we could realistically see a stupid person Uh reaching instead of just they're absurdly stupid Yeah You can't get behind he's stupider than homo simpson. Like it's amazing And with the saxophone the ghost hot dog Like the joke here is that he's like a ghost is holding the hot dog above the house Yeah, he comes up with a logo for the ghost busters That is a hot dog floating over a house Because in his mind it's like the a ghost is Holding a hot dog over a house and it's Like i'm trying to explain it is bizarre It's dumb. It's like everything in this film. It's everything that's wrong with life kind of michael hat Good. Oh, he referenced michael hat as a positive so Okay, so to explain this joke I believe He says he He wants to bring his cat to work and then she's like Can't have a cat. He's like, I don't have a cat. I have a dog called my cat Then you have like your dog is called my cat and he goes no mike hat My dog is called mike hat And then they're like, okay, we can't have a dog because of allergies and then he says that's okay The dog is with my mother That's the joke We thought this was so they spent 144 million dollars on this film And none of the jokes are good zero. We didn't laugh once we laughed at this film For its terribleness, but none of the jokes were actually Good a lot of a lot of them Like you get you you you see the pieces and you're like, have i missed anything and the film was like, no, that's the joke And you're like, no, all right, right there it is and before you think about it Here's another banter bit that has you distracted. Ha ha Now you don't know what to think and let's think people being like improv and it's like, yeah, that probably is why it's that bad I guess that they they came up with that on set and then and then they laughed You ain't no Colin mockery. You can't improv don't think you can and you don't have to improv You could take as many takes as you want Write the script redraft it get the perfect cut, you know the perfect scene imagine chris habs with set there He's like the director's like just improv guys. He's like, well, we could work from a script How about that? What do you mean script? We don't have a script. Well, it's that meme, right? And he just throws chris habs without the building Oh, okay X Buster's fans liken him to janine the secretary from the original liken him to Man What traits do they share except they breathe Ha ha ha ha Same character I don't yeah, I'm not sure about that Yeah, it'll film but kevin far more resembles lewis tully a bumble. No still Lewis tully wasn't dumb. He was just socially awkward and didn't know when to shut the fuck up Ling but good natured man who wants to be a ghost buster kevin kevin's not a real person. He's like kevin's a caricature He's ridiculously stupid Wait, did you just tell him to be a ghost buster? He wanted to be an idiot In the first one Oh, I thought we talked about kevin. Oh, okay. Oh the first one Yeah, because in this one kevin doesn't want to be a ghost buster until he just randomly shows up wearing a ghost buster outfit In a motorcycle when he needs to have that And says i'm ready to be a ghost buster. I think there's a scene before that where he says like, yeah I'm gonna be ghost buster. That was something. I don't know why it happened, but it did happen Now, I mean like rick moran is like he compared him to him and saying well They both wanted to be your ghost buster. So wait, they're making a call back to the second ghost buster Yeah, why wouldn't you show the second one instead of the first one? It's just confusing me Become the original film but kevin far more resembles lewis tully a bumbling but good natured man Who wants to be a ghost buster and ends up controlled by the antagonist? Kevin tries so hard except all the times when he doesn't try it all Why is Dude, he sounded like he was going red in the cheeks when he was saying that he's like when he tries But he does it Why why does he love this movie so much? Why is he so like he just likes it. Yeah, he just really enjoys this movie He's done a really bad job of explaining why though Yeah, I just like he's so great when she kills the ghost. He's so good when kevin makes the joke He's so good. It just goes back to oh, I just like it. I don't know why I tried to justify it But then he does like a really bad job That's just like you can't like you can't like bad things. There's nothing wrong with that. You can't do that He's not he's not gonna convince anybody Nobody is going to be convinced That ghost buster is good now and then they rewatch it and they're like, oh, of course, everything has just been Recontextualized. I can't believe I didn't see this the whole time It's hard not to love him and he is one of the highlights of the film. You said that so many times now It's funny. He spends more time just stating conclusions than he does supporting them. Yeah This guy legit has a picture of chris hemsworth will to come stain on it Naturally Also, he has strong pocket square game respect Strong pocket square game I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. It means I think he's wearing on his vest No, okay. Well pocket square Is that what it's called? That can't be what it's called. That's too juvenile Well, it's for kids, right? That's like what a child points at and says mommy mommy. What's that pocket square on that man's chest? And then she's like, oh little little That's not really what they're called To nobody would actually call that pocket square that is apparently that's this was it was what it's called I'm so sorry ranks A pocket square The the same guy who named the pocket square also named the flashbang grenade I mean, it's what are we gonna call this grenade? Oh no flashbang. But yeah, it's great. It's fucking brilliant This thing makes toast out of bread. What do we call it? Toaster Toaster that works. I mean doesn't have to be a flashy name for everything not everything has to be called a ferrari now does it Maybe it should be Everyone's like you're called pocket squares rags like I can accept that they're called that that's the problem I can accept that the last jet I ruined Luke Skywalker. That's what my problem is with it Can you at least agree? You at least agree has strong pocket square game ranks Pocket square you little clown boy. I have an issue with this being called a pocket square That's stupid and now the common complaints about this movie. Wait, wait, we're done with the the pluses That was we haven't done anything what the movie is about Hey, he read out this synopsis. Okay, he did it Conquer incoming straw man. Here we go. This is gonna be great. This is Strong complaints. How come this isn't the longest section? Well, it should be All right, let's get this part over with I don't like the editing Once again least of this movie's issues But at least we could agree the other thing is garbage. Yeah, okay This is a reasonable complaint, but only for the theatrical version that no Oh the extended version fixed everything guys If anything it was just more to be confused about I would assume it's the same fucking dude who did the editing The magical and the extended But just because the scenes are longer doesn't suddenly make the editing better. What the fuck like chop non Choppy doesn't suddenly mean oh, it's well, it's yeah, it's better now. The scenes are like I'll put 16 minutes in there. It's better now That does not really exist anymore except on hulu I think the complete version of the film runs two hours and 13 minutes And if you're basing that already, yeah, he likes to remind us because he knows that's an actual issue He just doesn't want to say it like man This film is long Like if the movie on a different version, I strongly recommend seeking this out Why didn't they call it something else besides ghostbusters? Why is this a main complaint you're addressing is this I mean I think the issue isn't that it was called ghostbusters. The issues is that it is ghostbusters Yeah, because it's not like if this was named, you know Ghost hunters. It's not like what would be like this is a fucking they've ripped off so much shit from the ghostbusters ip So it's obviously a part of the ghostbusters ip like what do you mean? Yeah, if this was The spooky soldiers or yeah, I don't care what its name is really. I hate it anyway But It's They would be they can't like illegally get away with this Its name being ghostbusters is not really I wish it were called something else just so you can't mix them up Like because I hate that shit. We have to go ghostbusters 2016 not the original, you know every fucking time At least Jurassic world didn't call itself Jurassic park 2015 or whatever When did that come out was that 2016? Jurassic park Jurassic world I think that was 2015 Well, yeah, I I don't care that I wish it were I do I wish it didn't exist not that it like it being called ghostbusters is the least of our issues really Because it's 2016 and even more today almost every movie with a big budget is from a pre-existing intellectual property That's not an excuse that's an explanation. It was also ain't nothing intellectual about this property anymore That's like that's like why did you steal that that man's money when it fell out of his pocket? You're like I needed money. You're like no that I get everyone likes to have money. That's not my point You did something the the garbage and he's like well, you know what it sells better. You're like, oh Okay I'm glad what about all the films that do well that are part of a franchise. What do we say that? It's just like oh, well, they they were lucky They were fucking lucky Studios make fewer movies with bigger budgets, which makes them even more adverse to risk than before Studios aren't going to make a big budget comedy about good Can we can we look at the background that bothered me yesterday so fucking much We mean the people they look really fake. Well, they're so fake like But For the movie what now the fake people No, that was just me. Yeah That bothered me yesterday already. I yeah, I bothered me too. I'm with metal. It's weird Like if it looks that fake just make ghosty things and close the doors or something No, they had the actors in the outfits. Take a photo of them and use them earlier Just take a photo to do that. Take a photo put it in the background blur it Or just have them stand there and just say I know it's you can't hold your arm up for a long time Because it's just strenuous, but just be like, okay We're shooting and action and then you've got everyone fingers up and then they could rest in between takes You can also just use a better file. I guess and I don't know maybe make it loop or something so it Something happens. I don't I don't know. I don't know It is from a pre-existing intellectual property Studios make fewer movies with bigger budgets, which makes them even more adverse to risk than before Studios aren't going to make a big budget comedy about ghosts and not have it be ghostbusters Maybe not There's so many things wrong with what he's just said So he's like they're not going to take the risk unless you attach it to an ip It's like so maybe have a lower budget What's wrong? Yeah Just have a low why not why not make a joker? Why not make uh, even if you can't make the quality Make it not so grandiose. Why the fuck did this movie need a hundred and fifty million million on this? Why The budget for the original ghostbusters Why do I feel like finding that I was going to be really like disappointing in terms of what we got The original budget for the 1984 ghostbusters was 30 million I mean Adjust for inflation 13 million How much money did it make? Uh, I will take a look. Oh, here's a 1984 financial 300 million Yeah, so the production budget was 30 million theater counts Um Did you put ghostbusters in IMDb? The first result is the original the second result is the trailer for the D1 Down you go. Yeah, it's made. Yeah, it made basically it made just shy of 300 million dollars Wow, it's insane that so it like it It did really well This film did not do really well. Well, you see rags It still makes sense though because nobody would fund it and like you you come up to when you're like Hey full women are trying to capture ghosts. We need a hundred and fifty million dollars. Like, um Oh, it's ghostbusters better way. There's a ghostbusters ip so you'll do it. You're like, okay Okay, this is not a ghostbusters problem. It's just the 21st century That's not that's not like that doesn't do anything for your argument It's just like it has to be this way. Leave me alone. You're like, okay Everyone hated it. A lot of people hate it. How is that? Yeah, it lost 80 million dollars all the way, yeah To echo uh, well, I think jay long was about to say it's like so these are Complaints about the movie. Everyone hated it. You're like, that's not I mean Like if I was going to complain about this movie my my complaint wouldn't be that everyone hated it I guess it's it's a weird It's like a malformed sort of It's wait, it's his complaint. Why did you hate it guys? Maybe It's just it's just weird guys I think he just wanted to address this but he couldn't figure out a section to do it He was like, I'm just sort of common complaints. Everyone hated it. It's like well, that sounds pretty common then I guess No, it was critically well received I was 74 percent critically well received compared to like most Most critic beloved films just skyrocket to a hundred percent these days If you were to go by the american grading system like Like like 90 to 100 is an A Remember this is rotten tomatoes So the review has to score. What is it like above a five out of 10 that counts as a like on a on like a binary that it's It's a fresh versus a rotten Isn't that how it works? And then they average that out Like I think it has to I think it kind of translates to it has to get to at least 60 60. Yeah, that could be it So it's only slightly above average As jay's just pointed out. It's like hey, not everyone hated it a bunch of critics liked it. You're like, oh I'll call it arguments my guy Three hundred and eighty critics versus a hundred and twenty thousand Look at those sample sizes, holy shit critics A hundred oh my god That three hundred eighty seems a little small doesn't it like holy shit. Why even bother And audience reaction was split down the middle audience reaction was not split down the middle Have you talked to like anybody who saw this film? They're like, yeah, it was pretty shit Yeah, where they were some rotten tomatoes juicing up, uh, or like lowering the score like raising the I mean, I wouldn't trust them no matter what especially after the rise of skywalker shit Where they wouldn't allow it to go below 86 because that's what tfa was at Interesting and people have used that by the way in favor of uh the film They were like you say everyone didn't like rise of skywalker But look at the ratings from the public and it's like yeah It stayed at 86 when it had like 10 people reviewing it as it did when it had like 200,000 interesting It disney has the power to make it so that even if 10 people review something the score can still be 86 percent somehow Makes sense. It's a wonderful. They have that kind of mathematical power Might be led by way, I never noticed her shirt before they're one of the boys one of the boys I like I couldn't like in another movie. I wouldn't bat an eye at that but Uh, I feel like with they clearly have a an agenda here No, I'm wondering if that was specifically kind of The markets, do you remember all the shit with like The the bad babies in basements hate this movie that that shit the soty was coming out with i'm pretty sure as well and soty was deleting It's all it's in a it's in a red letter media video. They checked out like like sony had A loud comments that were like super toxic and they were deleting ones that were constructive Makes it look voice Get it because the complaints are always louder than praise and the internet can form a kind of social If the if the complaints are always louder than praise then surely it's an even playing field for everything Right if if the logic there is the heyman every film is pretty much hated because complaints are always louder It's like so what about the films that are loved? Well, that's different because they're better You're like, okay I don't think you can't make this argument a say it applies Whole sale, but that'd be like now ghost busters is the exception though because it is actually good Which is the name of his videos. I'm pretty sure that's his point bubble an echo chamber of opinions among like-minded people In fairness if your video is supposed to be a breach of that bubble you've done nothing like This is five five people here who thought it was shit and you you've barely even made an argument as far as we can tell You've just said things about the film, but you haven't done anything to actually convince anybody of anything I there's no examples here You haven't given us an an example. You've just stated it was descriptive He's just been like the the villain doesn't isn't liked by anybody Um, the two main characters have a bit of a rocky relationship. That's definitely okay by the end Uh, he sums up the plot the plot points like like this is what people say that I do Just sum up the movie's events and just like well, it's impossible for me to have only done that because my videos are longer than the movie Got him Women's Hey, there we go Bingo We did it. Oh, he was chomping at the bit to get to that. You know I was gonna say he really held off. Good job Do you think he did that? There's like a there's like a little rumor rule thing That they don't let the shit like that enter into their scripts until at least like the three quarter mark So they can hopefully grab as many people as they could have Before revealing that it's like yeah, by the way, I think you hate women and the viewer is like, uh Oh, they said it. I just missed it. I was just looking at something else. That is pretty funny Yeah, no, you see people don't like women. It's like, yeah, that was totally it There was no way this movie could have been good as long as women were at it. That's our position. Yep No way to fight this with a response Wait, he didn't even Why even bring it up you fool He spent two seconds on it. He said he's not gonna dignify it with a response Bitch No, he's like trying to say that he's better than the people who say that the movie's bad because it has women on it If he's like Yeah, he said Yeah I an enlightened human respect the women you Chamber of opinions among like-minded people Women's I won't dignify this with a response It bombed okay, but you just did you just highlighted it and then you responded of this entire film You didn't have to put it in your video you retard like why did you even bring it up? I don't understand This is what you need to Put like this should be the biggest section if you're trying to defend this because this is the biggest Controversy of this whole film in its production. Yeah, so it's on chest. I could doubt that Common complaints. I'm just gonna say Women women's not even women's just women dot dot dot Not gonna dignify that with a response. There we go. Good Um, you don't want to dignify a woman with a response. Absolutely. So This is the thing a lot of creators like to do it and it's just something that I really tend to want to avoid so It's like think of the best defenses for a lot of the arguments you're making against a movie And then you try and put it into your video to be like I have accounted for this too instead of going You're a big dumb doodoo head. Then you go. No, I'm not I showed him I don't know why why even bring it up and then it's like I fucking He establishes to us. He's like this stupid argument. I'm not even gonna acknowledge it. It's like you put it in the video Think of all the other stupid arguments. He didn't put it in the video This is I guess this is why I'm annoyed because there are thousands of stupid arguments For example, I hate this movie because of the the the color of their clothes or something That you'd be like, oh, okay. He didn't put that one in this video Do you know why because the women one is the one where he can essentially virtue signal He can be like, I don't hate women and people who do yeah They don't spit on them. I didn't like this film. They hate women unlike me. I love them Congratulations, you don't hate women. Hey people in chat How does it feel to see someone in the the first time ever that doesn't hate women because I know all of you do Yeah, and it's it's such an insane Like cop out to be to address the women controversy and how this was pushed as the women thing and It was the biggest deal about this film and probably why it failed so much because they put that ahead of quality And he's just like, oh, I'm not even gonna dignify it with a response because I mean, you know, we all This this is a video that isn't made to change anyone's minds. It's just him screeching that That he likes it and he's upset that No one else did the anime slayer said I too have a gazed bad things Like oh nice But yeah, there is actually something to address there and he's just ignoring it Anyway, it's like this was of course like the whole idea of like this another ghost buses film coming out They're all gonna be girls. There's four of them But they're all apparently supposed to be like allegorical of each of the people who came before and you're like Why Why is this Why are they just like wow, do you hate women? You're like, no, that's not okay. Well Why do you hate women? Why do you hate women at the box office? That's true and Is that That it lost 80 million dollars, that's not our complaint. We like that. Yes. We're we're appreciative of that We're thumbs up totally okay with that. That is not a complaint That's one of those times you like humanity. You did a good fucking job. You you lost it money. Good job guys Of course, if someone this is your standard thing if someone says it didn't make money Therefore it must be a bad film. It's like, well, no, no one no one actually believes this argument Like this argument there's so many ways that can break down. So no, no, that's not This video is scripted very poorly Yeah, I agree with that how we're judging movies now whether or not they made their money back at the theaters We're well, I mean it proves that people didn't want to spend a lot of money on I guess Yeah, I suppose you can speculate on what reason that would be As much as this was marketed as much as this was pushed as much as it had promotional material and everybody knew about it It's still lost 80 million dollars Like wow, that's that's crazy Fans not studio executives that really shouldn't matter to us in terms of whether or not a movie is a quality picture or not Well, you certainly have not proven this one. It's a quality picture. Yeah. Yeah I mean it depends In theory, I agree with his statement, but yeah, he didn't show up here One of the reasons a film can lose money. It's like poor marketing can be a significant one A film being bad can be a really big reason for why it doesn't make money. This is a possibility This film was not poorly marketed. No, it was everywhere. It was really annoying And so it's like how do you guys explain how this didn't make money and I'd be like, oh, it's shit Is my assumption It got Papa John's man. It's like I figure the Call ghost The core ghost busters fandom didn't want this film To begin with but of the ones that gave it a shot They would not have been happy and they would have told their ghost busters friends That were partially interested to not see it Similarly how we're telling all of chat do not watch this film and if you have to watch the shorter one But if you really just just watch coverage of it, don't don't watch the film You'll hurt yourself Don't do it If we do that means that any film that was not a success in theaters is also bad Children of men the see he spent the longest on this point because it's the one that's easiest to disprove Yeah, this isn't a complaint. This is a triumph And nobody is using this argument He's like I win. I have defended the movie efficiently now. It is good now. You're like, okay I'm giant mobile and drive the Shawshank Redemption. Will you walk in the truck? Yeah, go nuts, man, you know what make an make an additional counter-argument do it Kill this point that I've only heard from people defending the last jitter No one would actually keep this point If you were to poke them on it and just ask them a few additional questions The first one be the typical way you disprove this is you go so transformers is good then that's how you usually do it Because nobody really likes transformers That's why that's why that's the go-to because there are a lot of movies like say for example TLJ made you know a profit if some kind we wouldn't reference that Because a lot of people love TLJ a lot of crazies out there But transformers nobody defends transformers It's really hard to find someone who says transformers is a miracle film that got all the money it deserved It's like no, that's really happened. So just go go for that one move on To name a few Unless we're prepared to start judging movies based on he's still going on this You skipped the women controversy of this film, which is all people remember about it Yeah, it's just female ghostbusters legacy of this movie the legacy of this movie is how identity politics lost Sony 80 million and they still haven't learned their fucking lesson yet By the way, it's okay to like transformers guys. I wasn't saying that he's fine I remember liking the first one of this election. I don't remember liking any of the other ones though On their receipts, this is probably an argument. We should abandon No one's doing something fans declare. These aren't my ghostbusters with the same Why Oh, what a fuck there's no way to make her look good. Is there What I was it's you can't do it what I was going to be calling. I think all was just that He's supposed to be addressing complaints about the movies and he keeps doing these weird ones Like it didn't make money. Everyone didn't like it. Also Wait, what was the one we just did because it was what set me off fucking Someone help me out here. What was the one we just covered that he's doing now It isn't my ghostbusters, right? Which is that even about the movie? because Of course, it's not your ghostbusters Righteous indignation that someone uses when saying he's not my president To those fans. You are the exact kind of person. I was gonna say he would be that person Let this be clear. You are indeed correct though. Not for the reason you believe Okay It sounds like a james bond villain. You are indeed correct mr. Bond, but not for the reason you believe You believe You are correct mr. Bond, but not for the reason you believe This isn't your ghostbusters Movie it's theirs It's not made for you You did this one already I swam around a robot about what kids like You see None of your complaints matter because it's for kids. You're like, oh, why did you even bother with this video money? That's why this film lost 80 million dollars. Yeah Also, this is you can find kids dressing up as fucking anything Especially with a movie with the marketing budget this it looks like she's at a press conference Yeah Yeah, but was she paid to dress up? I'm the son of ghostbusters Somebody's parents forcibly dressed their kids up this way because they like the shit that the kid is dressed up as I guarantee you if you're like little girl, which character are you? She'd be like, huh? Yeah, girl The children have a lot of floppy robot In the 1980s the ghostbusters were formative for you. They were your heroes Okay. No, he's doing the thing. He's doing they always do this They're like see you when you you enjoyed these films when you were younger let them enjoy their films Well, it's like no, no, no, you don't understand My dad adored the star wars movies when I grew up I adored the star wars movies if I were to have children I think they would really fucking love those movies, too It's not about it's like you don't watch movies from the 70s and go. Hmm. It's just not for me Because I just don't work for my Like the originals look at This and as adults we can say that it's amazing Regardless of who it was made for yeah, this isn't even our generation Like he's delivering this as if you know the five of us here are like, oh, yeah Yeah, see I was I was like a teenager when I saw ghostbusters, but it came out. No I was three What I mean it's like the idea this is built for us. Let me like uh I feel like you were three in 1984 What Wait, I heard 1994. No, I wasn't oh, okay. I was like, how old are you? He existed even less Uh, sorry, I heard them wrong. Um, oh my god, this is a year and old man. I'm not that old Boomer met And right after that just says cub young Um You see, uh, this is this is a miracle thing about good movies where they just They kind of just appeal to everybody of all ages for the most part as long as they're not too adult It's just really cool Like falling down where's falling down came out come out uh falling down wasn't meant for you 1993 I've never seen a movie up until last year and I really liked it Probably wasn't main for you though. So stop it No, but I like it It's so weird how we don't have to use the it wasn't made for you argument about good films What's that about? Yeah, like if if a film is good Even if it wasn't made for you, shouldn't you be able to recognize the quality in it? No, but you don't understand you'd enjoy it if you had the mind of a child if your brain was melting you'd like it then It's funny because kids love the original ghostbusters sort of teenagers sort of young adults So do adults sort of the fucking elderly everyone loves their sisters. Awesome Someone said I say this film sucks because it lost a lot of money No I'd be surprised where I was supposed to make that argument Um, no, we're making fun of that argument. Yeah. Yeah, the only thing I have to say is it can be it can be indicative of of a lack of enjoyment from the audience, but it's never definitive Unless you yeah, if a film if if any film loses 80 million dollars that is something worth exploring There's a reason for that You need to look into Why it is that that's the case. I feel like the two most common reasons are it's a shitty film or it really wasn't marketed that well And with films that lose money But a cold like like a film I like I just read out a film name and you're and you're like wait What film is that and I'm like there you go Nobody fucking knows what it is. That's why I lost buddy. This is something with ghost Go ahead. Well, I was just gonna say versus something like ghostbusters where it's like who didn't hear of this film Like exactly That's why it's worth discussing here because it wasn't the marketing This film everyone knew about But it lost 80 million dollars There are reasons for this They're worthy of discussing But he's avoided any meaningful criticism and just skipped to the ones that are like the easiest to bat down I'm gonna I maybe I shouldn't call him straw man. There's probably some guy out there who made the argument He was like, hey, it didn't make money. It must be bad and he'd be like, all right You go ahead and address that guy. Go go go for it. It's worth it So humor and sensibilities were relative to the time period This the humor and sensibilities were relative to the time period sensibilities of what like the value of human life and Yeah Does he just mean the style? Because if if 100 years from now people are gonna look back at us and say oh these people hated comedy Um, yeah But like some films age extremely well, so this argument just doesn't stand This is also true of the 2016 ghost busters. Tell me how that may be part of why you don't like it. Oh, it may be part What the fuck does that mean? It might just be that it's just not for you. Okay I don't feel like it really captures the spirit of a time period When everybody knew about it, but people didn't go see it and thought it was terrible Yeah, of those who did see it I think it's hard to reconcile those two things. I didn't say it's I wouldn't say it's impossible But I think that if this was like culturally iconic for its time then And everyone knew about it, you know, it's not like it's snuck under the radar Yeah Maybe 2016 was the year of the queefs and the farts guys. Maybe maybe we missed that. Maybe, you know, like As they're called 2016ers, they're the people who really love this film Makes the queefs jokes way earlier true And that was funniest It's not like they do it in conjunction with like the Amy Schumer jokes where she's like Mavigene It's not really humor for people who grew up in the 80s. It's not really humor for people who like humor People hate this movie It's not it's known for being unfunny But like what a strange argument to make you're like the reason people don't find ghost buses 2016 funny is because they They're more into 80s humor Not the 2016 I just feel like you do get that there's loads of shit that's funny today That's not what you would call 80s humor. Like I I don't even know What a strange way to try and explain away the criticism this film gets Yeah, I lost my ass off at Ragnarok Yeah, but that's 80s humor Oh, it's it's such a weird fucking argument like like humor can't be timeless Like after like all humor in a certain decade has a shelf life of that decade and then after that Does he know we off that shit does he know how long humans have been farting like it's it's been a while I love the idea that he's like this is sophisticated 2016 humor cut to fart We really have evolved as a species It's humor for the children of people who grew up in the 80s Look, I hate kids kids are shit, but I would I would never insult kids like that Pretty cruel. Leave those kids alone. I'm sure they laugh at better things. There's a guy on the right supposed to be He didn't want to dress up Family he just photo bombed. Yeah, he's just a rad day. He's like, hey, bye. Got to be in the picture too It's not for children who lived under ronald reagan. It's for children who were living under barack obama. What does that have to do with anything? I feel like he's giving up at this point. He's just like, I don't know Children growing up under ronald reagan had better ghost busters movies Yeah, well Us us fans of reagan were very into ghost busters because there's a lot of reagan related jokes Okay, so because release they can't even say that Ghost busters 2016 I couldn't stop thinking about obama when I was watching this Last time I checked that didn't have a ronald reagan in germany. Well, that's your fault I'll re-contextualize it for metal because he's german Their first ghost busters was for children who grew up under hitler and ghost busters 2016 was made for Kids who grew up under murray. Man, that was an old ghost busters movie He's the only old german leader. I know Frederick II. I don't fucking know. It was crusade time Oh boy I'm gonna I'm gonna malform his point into something funnier. The first ghost busters movie was meant for people who voted for reagan It makes sense This yeah, this mark Oh boy If you grew up in the 80s and 90s watching ghost busters movies and cartoons then those were your ghost busters But ghost what if we liked this film? What would you have said then? Would you be like that's weird audience and it was meant for us and we're the children of people who liked ghost busters It's fucking reagan voters liked it about that. What if you like both ghost busters? Then you're wrong. How does it wrong? What does it say about his humor? Does he like 80s humor and 2016 humor? I guess what a what a diverse humor My dad hates 2016 ghost busters and he hasn't even seen it but And I love the original ghost busters and hate the new one So How does that work out? How does the bath same bloodline? That's how that works. It makes sense Hmm Why don't you explore how video man? How about you explain to us the differences in humor and why one would apply to some people And not the other does like how about you try to actively make an argument and explain your point instead of just Declaring it to be the true. It was very bad busters is not just for you anymore. It's for them You keep saying this It doesn't make more sense the more you say it No It never made sense to begin with but they do this with other stuff. They're like sequel trilogy You realize that it's kids content. It's not for your generation You know like you're talking to me as an adult saying it's meant for children And that you love it at the the deep themes that you never make any sense So he's a child because he likes the new one. I guess so Because this video is very childlike Ghostbusters just doesn't have enough of that 80s cynicism about it. What? That's the key element. No, this one is very cynical This new one is very cynical. Well, yeah, the villain is about the guy who wants to destroy the world because everyone's too mean So little cynical And then it's too light-hearted Well, yeah Because it's for kids But it was never ever marketed as the kids movie. Yeah I've never heard anyone say that Ghostbusters 2016 was a kids movie. Why? Why is queefing for kids? I don't know Is he using the space wizard argument? Oh my god, this movie is a queef wizards It's about science queefs for women babies. That's what it's about. Yeah, yeah Oh, we found out what it's about guys Like he just He really thinks that's a good argument that is for kids It's like this doesn't work because there's so many kids content that is enjoyed by adults. How do you reconcile this? People die It's funny though because there's a big dragon funny. Yeah You just don't get the humor. You don't get acid humor Do you think the new Ghostbusters looks too much like Scooby-Doo? Yeah, it kind of does because it's for kids Oh My god, so I I can't even really remember the Scooby-Doo live action movie that much I never saw it. Why can't Why can't something just be good kids or not? Kids are dumb to watch anything like everything that all the all the intelligently written shit that I saw when I was a kid. No, no That was really for adults. That wasn't for me I just happened to watch them at this fucking time It's only these kind of people who use the sentence It's it was made like if you're trying to defend something generally saying well, it's meant for kids Isn't like a great defense Like if an adult watches it and they hate it and they can't see the quality in it That doesn't mean it's good. That probably means it's bad because kids are fucking stupid Like it appeals to stupid Many people basically like underdeveloped brains can laugh at this like good job Also, do great job defending your movie. There's there's a lot in the Scooby-Doo movies that was uh, let's say In a hidden adult material Uh, people enjoyed good old james guns sneaking some stuff in there um I think so hang on let me uh There's implications that are being made by some people posting screenshots from the film Oh, fuck. Yeah So you watch the Scooby-Doo cartoon you're like velma, huh? And then you're like, oh, bye I gotta look to see if there's this pictures of this actress naked Velma I'm sure so it's hot. Isn't she the one that's in the cardelini She was she's been in loads of stuff. She was actually Viggo Mortensen's wife in green book. That's the latest thing. I think I've seen her in Yeah, isn't isn't her portrayal of velma the one that like kicked off Velma being hot as a thing like or is that am I messing up the timeline? I can't remember Damn a good chat Like oh, bye The weird world we live in we just became objectivists We've objectified somebody Damn it. How are we? Linda cardelini hot Yeah, I don't think there's it's why this movie won best picture at the nick Oh, oh, wow the kids choice awards 2017. Wow That doesn't mean shit. Yeah, I don't Know This is an appeal to authority fallacy that you're making here And I don't accept the kids choice awards for Nickelodeon to be the determinants say His point is that it's not meant for you. Okay, and this proves it because it won Nickelodeon's kids choice awards 2017 If anything, this is a indictment Hey, I'm as an adult depending this movie for kids, right? Okay. This is what I mean Video because he spent a lot of it just saying it's not meant for adults meant for children You're like, but but you keep telling us how much you like it I think this might this is the this is the point you would make in a parody video You're like, oh, yeah, well if it isn't good, how come it won Nickelodeon's kids choice awards 2017? Well, I guess that's going into a parody video And he's making it as like a legitimate defense of the film's quality Oh god Nickelodeon So as a Transformers 5 won the kids choice awards Well, this is the thing we should check out what one previous year I'll all right. I'll look up last year's Nickel Lodeon Kids Choice Awards 2019 All right So Presenters were DJ Khaled and Annie Leblanc and Jaden Bartels. Oh, man All right, so here are the winners and nominees Favorite movie Infinity War one So, yeah, all right. Yeah um Favorite movie actor is Noah Centenio From to all the boys I've loved before Never heard of them Favorite movie actress was Joey King from The Kissing Booth Oh god Okay, um favorite superhero is Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man Favorite animated movie is Incredibles 2 Favorite butt kicker Was chris pratt from Jurassic world fallen kingdom. Oh, hey, there are scenes where he beats people up. Yeah, that's true um Favorite male voice from an animated movie so favorite male voice actor Um adam sandler from hotel transylvania 3 summer vacation and All right. I didn't even know that. Um, all right I I I would have picked Benedict Cumberbatch as the Grinch Yes, I enjoyed I enjoyed that the immensely And favorite female voice actress Was selena gomez also in hotel transylvania 3 summer vacation Um, so can you are you able to list off just the the winners of each year for the movies? Let me take a look here. Um Nickelodeon's kids choice award does have a page um Let me look at let me see if I can get one here Special colored awards Wow Oh, that's a different um It doesn't mean what you might think um I gotta I guess maybe there's a page for winners Awards Favorite movie that goes to another thingy. Okay So favorite movie Of course 2020 is of course Avengers in game Uh 2019 is Avengers infinity war 2018 is jumanji. Welcome to the jungle All right 2017 is ghostbusters It beat out captain america civil war What a joke well Yeah, exactly, you know mawler's shitting him Frisbee right now. I mean, I feel like most people prefer a civil war to ghostbusters 2016, but you know it happens Uh 2016's winner was the force awakens Oh god, no that makes sense Uh 2015 was the hunger games mocking j part one 2014 was the hunger games catching fire 2013 was the hunger games Wow the trio Uh 2012 The kids choice awards movie of the year was alvin and the chip monks chipwreck I thought it'd be one of the twilight movies Um, it wasn't even a nominee the nominees of that year were harry potter and the deathly hallows part two The muppet thank god what a strange selection of Uh 2011 crotty kid won 2010 alvin and the chip monks the squeak wall. Yay Oh, yes 2009 high school musical threes. Yes It lost to the dark knight Oh my god So I think we've we've got a strong conclusion here, then kids are fucking retarded That's right parents. He lends the belt Kids don't actually vote on this the people who own the show decide what it's going to be So if if then we have concluded the kids are fucking retarded and this movie is meant for them What does it say about the movie? It's retarded Yes, so these began in 1988. Um, I'm so glad the a little interesting 1988's favorite movie was beaverley hill's cop two What the and oh that's good in 1989's Nickelodeon's kids choice award favorite movie was who framed roger rabbit? Wow That better tastes In better movies. Yes Now it's shower two in 2002 Yeah, man Best picture at the nickelodeon kids choice awards because it's a movie. Yeah, like alvin of the chip monks the squeak wall And the kids liked it Weird, I don't care. That's not important to the point Kids will clap at anything kids like jj the jet plane. They like just the jelly pouring out of a Do anything Now it's not only a movie for kids. I mean, I liked it too, but Okay, so that's like Finally, we've addressed the awkward elephant in the room that point to just be like, oh, but not really It's not really He spent so long establishing that just to be like it's not really important though because because I like it as well It's like, oh, shit. I like the movie. Uh Um Definitely, it had them in mind more than myself. Oh, god Sure, the studio undoubtedly wanted everyone's dollar at the box office Including older fans curious about their childhood franchise But this was clearly made and rated for families to take their children and buy the toys and other merchandise Um, wow, it came straight from the heart. Is what you're trying to tell me Say what point we're trying to make now that it's corporate slop like why you why did you say that? It's just to get kids to buy toys. You're like, okay So like yes, they do A film selling toys so that kids don't kill themselves with them A film selling toys as a result of it being just something everyone loves is one thing But like making the film specifically to sell toys like that's when you get the new star wars films where they Have heaps of fucking merchandise on shelves that doesn't move That's the original ghost bugs Was crude and adult, but it was also rated PG. It was a hit with children. Are you suggesting it was for kids? Oh Was schindler's list meant for kids. Is that a good movie? I'm sure it was PG. I don't even know It's just funny that he had to acknowledge it himself It's like the original film is absolutely able to be considered marketed towards children as well, but uh, we don't talk about that If a handful of scenes were not really appropriate for them Proton packs lined the shelves at Toys R Us in the 80s cartoons were made Children bought here. I think the point he's missing is that if if it's good for everyone Kids will be included in the demographic of everyone Right like it wasn't you didn't have to rule out You didn't have to make a kids movie and rule out adults liking it You could have a movie that everyone can like this is regularly done Pixar does it every time they make a movie basically It's just a staggering point Especially because if you have he's really dwelling on it If you have the teenagers and the family and the adults loving the movie Then it's more than likely that they'll be even more interested in like yeah being like Yeah, let's let's dress up as the ghost buses this halloween instead of not Do people even like pointing out something about the PG-13 rating so In chat someone said PG-13 wasn't a thing until red dawn came out and uh, it looks like it was Let's see red dawn was the first PG-13 movie So And I want to say that indiana jones and the temple of doom is why it was made But it wasn't the first to be rated Yeah Bought the toys. They wore the costumes on halloween. They memorized. Yeah. Oh, that was another thing I was going to say Do you think there are anybody left that dresses up as the characters of ghost buses 2016 on halloween like on the planet? No, I don't think there are I can't remember I can't remember any kids dressing up as ghost busters of any kind really It's all just for the most part like just spooky robed things Well He showed like that they actually had the names of the characters on some of those images And I'm like, I wonder if that's just promotional stuff or that's did anyone actually do it And if they did do they still or if they all just pretending that doesn't fucking exist anymore like even Even with murphy's law, I don't think people are dressing up as the characters from ghost buses 2016 Even with that Is the lines from the movie and played make believe with their friends and argue to be venkman And now it's their turn No one's dressing up No one's arguing of a witch character they can be nobody It's like the most disnelf absorb the fucking parents dressing their kids up as this dumb shit Yeah, like you're The ones that you see on twitter Yeah, this is the people you see on twitter pretending to like this shit Just because no one else likes it and they dress their kids up for halloween as those characters And they they help the movie make a little bit more money and then they then they break out the next year The next year they don't give her shit. I like the dad there is is dressed up as kevin. It's like, yeah, I want to be the retard I'm also incredibly retarded All right, you can go out on the internet and find pictures of Crap like this and people stupid family photos That doesn't mean anything I can find pictures of hitler youth. What now? I mean hitler was great because the kids loved him if suck my cock the kids I just like the idea that this he's this whole video really could be just someone Summarized it's like people had fun with this movie at some point in some way on this planet. So shut up. You're like, okay You really haven't argued for anything to do with the movie. Just how some kids liked it really Uh Part of growing up is passing what you had to the next generation Fucking you can ghost busters And passing something great and passing on a fucking deadborn child to someone ghost buses exist still You can still pass that on to your fucking. It's a movie. It doesn't it doesn't die Ghostbusters didn't even pass itself to its sequel No people everybody it's the same shit with Jurassic park and predator and Alien and aliens obviously uh and terminators. It's just like we only remember the original ones Nobody gives a shit about all the new attempts What do you think is getting passed on? remember when parent would Like sit their kids down like hey remember this shit Would you know about would you know about this shit youngster would you know about this old shit? And then then you would prop then there was a 50-50 chance that you ending up Now they don't do that anymore. It's just like, uh, we need new shit because that old shit is just it's outdated It's like an iphone. You just got to replace it. I like the idea that he thinks that like the demographic This was meant for when they'd become grandparents. They'll be like, let's let's all have a watch of ghost busters 2016 Excellent. I remember when I was eight years old and I heard my first queef joke Oh It's brings back memories. We all know what happened. They people forget these ones They go back to the original again until a sequel is made that is really good. And guess what 99% of the time it's not Because the motivation isn't to create it's to recreate There's gonna be a criterion collection of ghost busters 2016 you guys it's it's gonna be down the line It's it's that important of a film Criterion collection ghost busters 2016 extended edition. Yeah, it's it's gonna happen Like it's like you gotta preserve my movie there. They're like, no Look at you We're not we're not bearing it because we're gonna put in a time capsule We're burying it because it fucking the horror. We want it to just degrade in the dirt We are placing it in a volcano. He was like, oh We don't want it to pollute the air We'll let the maggots watch that shit And recognizing that the world is not marketing some things to you anymore. Yeah, you keep making this point. It doesn't change anything Yeah, you skipped the whole women controversy, which was probably responsible for this movie's Total failure It was the it was the foundation for this movie's failure I would say and you just skipped over it like it wasn't even worth your time As if anything couldn't be worth your time And you're talking about this and kids If you were pitched to two sequels to ghostbusters One was it's the same thing, but they're all girls or the other one was it's like many years on and their family members who've partially grown up are living in a Opposed ghostbusters world where they're trying to understand that whole history And uh ghosts rise up again and different things have to happen I'd just be like Well, one of those sounds like a movie the other one sounds like you you really just I don't even know Good. What about ghostbusters, but they're all midgets Ghostbusters, but they're all dinosaurs. I would watch that in a fucking heartbeat I mean, it sounds more like an actual skit rather than a story Well, it sounds funny as a concept That's why that's what I'm getting at though. Like this didn't sound like they had an idea It was just like it's women though and you're like, all right All right, so it's not a comedy Oof Jay long goes right there She's not for women. She's not for women She does not mean you can't enjoy media for youngsters that does not mean you can't collect that So what was the point? What were you trying to say? You spent all this time being like it's not meant for you and then you move on to say But doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. It's like boy. What's this fucking lol day k at the very end? Yeah, what's the point? Why did you spend so much time? I feel like you could make a really good super cut of the amount of times he's fucking said the whole It's not meant for you. It's meant for kids thing That does not mean watching media for children is itself childish But there is a difference between watching media for youngsters and claiming that media as your own I don't want this shit We're not claiming this shit. No You you and your Whatever you are you can keep this you can have my share You can have my ghost busters 2016 any ownership you think I had you can have it You know that whatever you want. Why would you think we're claiming it? We're not Why what is it again? It's gonna roll them back and listen to that point again because i'm kind of not sure how to even respond to this You can't collect the toys that does not mean watching media for children is itself childish But there is a difference between watching media for youngsters and claiming that media as your own I think it's gatekeeping the concept of gatekeeping like Since uh, I think it's like the women issue and the kids issue and it's like What he's trying to say is that they made this new thing for young women and children of the new generation And even though it's not your ghost busters You can't decide that it's yours. You don't own it. You have to pass that on to the next generation I think that's what he's trying to say. Nobody made that point Yeah, nobody. No, but yeah, but I think that was he that's his conclusion and he didn't even set it up. So I'm just All right Holding on to ghost busters as if it were still mostly yours is insisting on not passing down your toys to your children No, this isn't a zero-sum economy. Why does it sound like if I take ghost busters for myself Another person therefore cannot have it makes no sense at all. It's a movie I can't take it away from some kid over there. Who's enjoying it? I can't go Why go away? It's like taking ghost busters from a baby. I don't see why we like handing it down I can hand down ghost busters the original film to Eddie what I want That's a good thing to do by the way not hand down this shit I would never hand this shit down to my Spawn well if you want to you don't like the whole some naughty kids get cold at Christmas like well They're getting something Can keep you warm. Yeah, you can cook food with it Can you cook food with ghost busters 2016 you light the dvd on fire? Either literally if you have your own children or figuratively if we have someone else's children, why did you say Either if you have your children or someone else you have your own children Because I do like they'll borrowed someone from the johnson's down the street You're right, this is not your ghost busters movie and that's okay. It's time to let the children play Why did you why why did you end the video such a creepy line? It's time to let the children play I'm still waiting why why the movie is good. Is he gonna explain that now? This person sounds like a child molester We's definitely got the creepy voice like if if I'm assuming this is his voice for all videos. It's like why would you choose such a weird voice? It's like it's probably just his voice like oh So he just sort of he lightly described the film sort of premise And then he talked about He knocked down like three super easy arguments and then he just kept talking about how to get A story in three parts. Let the children play Let them let them play. Let them play Oh my god, you're right. This is not your ghost busters movie and that's okay It's time to let the children play Oh I don't play with the kids guys. I can handle. Oh god It's time to let the children play okay, what part that you don't understand me to let the children play with your toys I love the proton pack. Why and the outfit? I don't give a shit I don't give a shit I'm just like I legitimately just I don't give a shit about what children think Like I I will if I am around a child and she's like, oh Look, I have a pretty dress then I'll be like, yeah, sure you look great. I will I will humor the child I I do I will not I don't give a shit about what children think children are dumb So if a child comes up to you and says ghost busters 2016 is very good You would disagree with this child. Is that what you're saying? I will sacrifice that child. Okay Oh, will you let the child play with your toy of cinema? I'm doing the world a favor Ghost fighting gear done the iconic car check and an electric. What do you think this helps? Why do you wow commercial? Uh promotional material Whoa, whoa, you're fine amount of the right attitude. Yep. I ain't afraid of no go Okay Who you and caught ghost busters? Oh my goodness gracious. What an unfortunate pair of chompers Well, they'll come in the new ones will come in eventually. I'm sure of it. They just So who would these mini knees call my mom? Oh Why did you add the video like that? Because it's for kids guys Because it's one of those 1950s infomercials They're like little johnny and sarah love ghosts busters and they're all we gather. Don't you they're like what? What's happening? I need a toilet pee pee break. I'll I'll be right back go for it. I have I have to I have to It's 6 a.m We've still got a video left. You sure? Yeah, I have to tap out here. Do we do? Yeah What's it about? It's it's it's called rise of skywalker plot holes explained You sure you don't want to see this miracle of a video I'll have to sleep guys How long can you stay Like I have to sleep now because it's like 6 a.m. I have to do stuff at nine. So I have three hours. That's okay. Oh my god. Yeah So There you go guys. I want all right, but you'll never learn about the plot holes Oh, I think I can live The rise of sky was everything I explain Before before you escape, why don't you tell everybody about your channel and why they should subscription all? Hey guys, it's me the weekend warrior and I do videos about video games and movies And I talk about them and the length depends on whether or not It could be a long man. It could be a short man depends on the energy I put in there And but recently I made a video about Star Wars The first two movies and they're really bad and I'm making The next one on rise of skywalker. Hooray. So please watch out for it I'm also playing the last of us two and I'm gonna review that shit because it's so bad Why are you reviewing? It's it's meant for kids rise of skywalker was meant for kids Yeah, the last of us two was meant for kids Yeah, of course Well, this was fun guys except for to park where he explained That's good Well, I mean you do you do you could see how the film is good now, right? Yeah, because it's for kids. So it's good I'm glad Yeah Yeah, thanks guys. Thanks. Mr. Renegade cut couldn't have done it without you Uh link is in the chat and the description. It's been fun. So thank you for joining us and uh, thanks for having me guys We'll we'll see you around I guess Okay, see you later Signing out. Love you guys. Thanks for hanging out Well, then there were one because I have to go p2. Ha ha I guess I'm alone. Oh, well, wait No, I'm still alone Still alone. Hey, there we go. What up? It's the rest of an efap cut I was I was alone for a moment there. Everyone's gone to pee Oh, cool. I love peeing. I know but I can't do it because I'm the host and if the host peas it's all over Because if you gas mask, oh, you're gonna pee all over Stop it. I can't pee because of the gas mask. Oh, yeah It's a full body gas mask Full body gas it just it'll just if the more I pee the more it fills and I'm just like, oh, no You eventually see it pass up my eyes and you're like, oh geez He's gone now. We're not gonna see him again. He's he's at peace. I'm like So, uh, how's snakes on a plane doing as a movie? It's Well, people like seem to get the impression. I don't like that movie. That movie is a wild fucking ride I recommend watching it. It's just the frame of mind when you highlighted that they cooked on snake Like mode in the microwave. I was like, oh Do they do like the the literal thought in my head when you put that in the video is Do they have a lot of jokes like that? Were they clearly aware that you you just said like this is like the only joke where they have this? I was like, oh Yeah, that's the full film. I want to see by the way. I'm gonna do it now Go watch that video. Thank you. Um, this is the only reason I come on eFap is to promote. That's that's it I'll do it. I know you hate all of this. It's just suck off my own videos. I actually hate everyone here So, um, yeah, go check out jays, uh, what is it called? Snails is a fever dream. That's the one um It's a it's a film that if you hadn't already seen to experience it through jays video is the best way probably I prefer wombats on a skateboard I feel like that's easier to control Dude renegade cut like yeah, so you you did you did you see that that was a good video? Renegade cut is like Man, yo You're like renegade cut it out Nice one, dude videos about uh, just like fainting moral outright just a lot of fainting I genuinely believe he is morally outraged about the most trivially trivial shit I mean the one we just cut was pretty pathetic. Like he didn't even really make any arguments You you're mad about ghostbusters, but children like it. So shut up. Okay. Except it's not made for children except that it is I I I am definitely left. I'm just I expected more there. I said it I expected more I feel like I could have made a better video defending that I've just I've just put it into words now I was like I was thinking the same thing like I was trying to figure out why it was that it's like It's like yeah, he's he's treating Saying I don't saying I think that ghostbusters 2016 should have been a better film He's his argument as against is you're robbing children of happiness. I bet you hate the smiles of children First off, don't threaten me with a good time Second off terrible argument I mean robbing children smiles. Yeah, there's money in that. I'll agree with that You sell them on the black market in the underworld No, I make them into a potion and I drink it so I could stay youthful forever. Damn Yeah, you have to send me the send me the guide on that I've been trying I shoot the whole it ends up if they die and I'm like what the fuck I know if I don't if I don't crush up the the smiles of children into my brew Then I I'm I turn all wordy and old So videos worse. I'm gonna respond to it. Oh my god It's so bad. We will only respond to that if I decide to put rags through all of rick and morty Which is a possibility because it's much quicker than Buffy Um, he's rick and morty video is is terrible It's it's phenomenally bad. What if we counter it by saying it's meant for children Or what I just saw what if we telling me it's just for children though Rick and morty is just for children. Yeah. Well, well, we won't know And how many queef jokes does rick and morty have? Probably a couple somewhere. Yeah, so it classifies definitely I know that at one point they call the president commander and queef. There you go That's at least one. So it's for kids. We can conclude that now Yeah, that's that's the measure of whether or not media is the kid is if it has at least one queef joke in it So the second video for today This is this is this is interesting because you've you've covered screen crash before right Jay screen crush give give everyone a primer on screen Screen crush. They're great They made a whole video about why Joker is actually secretly a part of the dceu and one of that pieces of evidence was that um That is like one of three pieces of evidence of like similar caliber, right? was that um, okay, so you've seen the scene and uh, you've seen you've seen Batman versus Superman, of course unfortunately, yeah So in that you have the scene of bruce's parents getting killed, right Naturally, and and you have a similar scene of bruce's parents getting killed in in joker, right? And you as a person with a brain would assume that because those are explicitly different scenes Where bruce's parents get killed under different circumstances by different people and different events happen Those two scenes can't both exist in the same universe Right because they're explicitly different and they depict the same event You know Yeah, they're contradictory events and can't happen in the same universe well Screen crush argues that actually they are Exactly the same uh occurrence because right in both scenes if you look in the background There is a poster for the film Excalibur Well, that's a movie. I need to rewatch Is that with Sean Connery? uh, that's with um Fuck that's with This second The 1981 that one had A double check Which is the which is a king Arthur movie with Thomas Mallory's Lamort Arthur uh, the death of Arthur Which was the So let's see starring uh, Helen Mirren Nigel Terry Nicholas clay Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart were in that that's right it had Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart neat And that was 1981 Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart. Oh, was it first night is what I was thinking of? Else tonight. Yeah, he plays King Arthur in first night Well, then anyway, uh So renegade not renegade cut screen crush Uh did a video Where were they apparently explained the plot holes in Rise of Skywalker? They answer your questions and uh, they have some of their own theories, too So exciting stuff. We're gonna see what the caliber of these explanations are Um, who knows what you're saying the Rise of Skywalker. We're supposed to cap off the Skywalker saga, but it's still Oh my goodness a lot of unanswered Echo Echo I'm trying to combine the word echo and j. Oh my god. Hang on. I'll just turn on push to talk This doesn't happen to anything else This this doesn't happen with voices my my headphones are on this is a this is a like a software bug It's like your opinion All right episode nine the rise of Skywalker was supposed to cap off the sky Why would you start the video with like half a second of you talking at a desk? It's it's very jarring played this Yeah, I know when you when you played this at first I thought the film that the video had skipped to some other point in time in the video Very strange editing we asked for your questions on our community page and I'm here to try to explain them for you What is that name tag? Look at that It said like a blockbuster thing. They're going well. No, he's clearly been cut out with a scissors. Look at it. It's awful It's like a it's a little picture of a video tape with his name Printed on it and then he's cut around it put it in like a little bit of Clear plastic like a film thing and then just glued it to his shit. I guess Well, I guess his his whole thing is give us give us plot holes. It will tell you how they're not plot holes All right. I'm excited How many of these are actually going to be plot holes and how many of these are just going to be defending points that no one makes or Better stupid. I suppose there's only one way to find out This is screen crush I feel like this should have been how it opened big spoilers for rise of skywalker are ahead So let's start off with the big one. How did palpatine return? We covered this in a separate video, but it boils down to this he learned from darth plagueis How to keep his spirit alive All right Darth plagueis couldn't do that. He was killed and he didn't keep his spirit alive That's not what happened. He was perfecting the technique He was well, he was something that Darth plagueis couldn't do explicitly and that's why Yeah, like that's the whole point of that scene is Darth plagueis could not keep himself alive Could he I don't understand it's like He could save others from death, but not himself This is how palpatine learned to save himself from death. He was lying palpatine was lying As he says in revenge of the sith. He had such a knowledge of the dark side as if we don't already know this The sith what quote is he about to play that supports his argument? Here we go And which one is going to leave out even keep the ones he cared about? I guess he cares about himself So that's applicable. There you go. Boom Yeah, it's true From dying Then he had people you cut off the power. He said he couldn't save himself Yeah That's your slimy asshole screen crush. Why would you do that? You're being dishonest What a bad start around for a contingency plan to clone him new bodies. All right So then why did he clone snook and operate through him? We could have just himself Like you have to ask these questions. It's like from a bizarro universe Palpatine have to clone snook and use them as a puppet to control It's also funny to think about it from perspective of like, um, let's use this explanation that makes no fucking sense If we agree with it now it makes something else make no sense Great I don't think snook's clone body was actually force sensitive. He was merely using palpatine's force energy. What? What? Let's see now. What? What do we even say to that? He was just using palpatine's force. He wasn't using it himself So what if so if snook, okay At least shoots from his fingertips Um, yeah, that's palpatine So what? With his hand poking out So what happens if palpatine dies before snook does snook lose all of his force powers over ugly dude now He's just it all That happens halfway through a fight use that oh Yeah, how come I can't use all my force powers palpatine? No, that's gay bastard Creating a body that could actually contain that much dark side energy takes magic and not science That's why he needed to steal rey and kylo's life force to be resurrected. All right, so why was resurrected before what do you mean? Yeah He was controlling snook. You've just established this. It's also gone against his initial point now Get his force power back Okay These seem very arbitrary Definitions in terms of what we're bringing back and what we're not He's like he was able to bring himself back because he learned it from doth plague Also, he needed the diet and the force to suck the energy out in order to be resurrected. You're like, wait my god I'm lost Snook with a scarred face. Well, that's to make the illusion more believable if luke and leon Oh rey was a palpatine. Why did they pretend otherwise more believable that he has that's a scar More arguments for that, but he's like no, why does snook need a scar? So it's well believable moving on What believable that he was a palpatine? He was a clone, but I thought he wanted to stay hidden So why would you make it more believable that snook was a palpate puppet a puppeteen? Well again This isn't safe. This is a lot of you're really bad at your job. Yeah It's magic and not science. That's why he needed to steal rey and kylo's life force to be resurrected All right, so why did that and they were still alive? Well, that's to make the illusion more believable if luke and leon knew that rey was a palpatine Why did they pretend otherwise for the same reason that ben kept the truth from luke to protect her Leia didn't know Ben kept it so that luke would be more on board with fucking killing vader Pretty clear that that's his goal there For some reason they just it all but you know, it's so odd luke knew she was a palpatine the whole time Then you watched the last jedi again where he's like holy shit. You're powerful. This scares me. I'm out Yeah, it seems like he had no idea, but weird I don't know what to think. Oh, yeah, what do you guys think that seems about right, right? It's not like these films are made by people who seem to hate each other's scripts or anything Big thunk right there do a little of the directors I think luke said he got to the island to die because he was too ashamed to admit that he went there to just fuck the polgs Having many wanks and then when she arrived he was like No, they have wide wide Wide giant is this what they call right wide giant is I don't know And the fact that the pork doesn't survive the fucking I feel if luke was that way he wouldn't he wouldn't be ashamed to admit it. He's like, yeah I'm just here to fuck. I can't go back and tell leia what I've been doing We never wanted her to know I've seen this raw strength only once before That he was not referring to palpatine there No No, he has no idea She's not because the film didn't know she was a palpatine if you remember the film is like long you'll know one Yeah, they made that shit up after he suggested that he's talking about palpatine and he's still going no that didn't scare me That was fine. I didn't care about that. You know when one light means shut from his fingertips. I was like I didn't scare me enough then, you know, I really didn't do anything about it. I was just like Even though it's actually because JJ Abrams just retconned a decision that ryan johnson. Oh, oh, okay, then shut up All right Anyways, moving on how did Luke and leia know that she was a palpatine Luke was looking for a jedi hunter that was tracking ray. He probably knew that the hunter was searching for the family Why would he be knowing but Hold up. Why would he be looking for the jedi hunter who was tracking ray if ray was Well, he was looking I forget. What does he what do they even say in trost that he's looking he's looking he's trying to find hexagal right Luke and that's yeah, so he has the hexagal trackers which are now conveniently inside of the book That was in the last film I don't remember Everyone's saying f is the stream down Oh, no Refresh it's back. Never mind. Damn it j Nothing reload I can't even remember reload Reload It's like the simulations To the dead end on jack who so he would have figured it out as soon as ray said this Where are you from? No one's from nowhere jack who wait So because she's from jack who and someone on jack who might be someone the bounty hunter persons looking for he knew that She was palpatine's granddaughter Good thing. Yes. Oh, right. All right. That is pretty much nowhere as for leia She would have also known the emperor had a missing granddaughter and would have pieced it together when a crazy Four-sensitive 20 something from jack who showed up on her doorstep But the whole I thought everyone could have the force so it could be anyone still Also Fuck Chewbacca, I guess See, that's why That's why leia ignored chewie. She was like, oh my god palpatine's granddaughter hugs Oh, yeah, I gotta hug her So how did the ancient sith dagger know where to find a relic inside a piece of rebel on a raging sea? Well, the dagger would have been forged after the death star was yeah, I know You have to explain like 12 things address the stupid parts of that The idea that it's like someone's like was the knife made before the foot the the the wreckage was formed around it Or was the knife made afterwards? It's like probably afterward Yeah Destroy and maybe the sea wasn't raging before the wreckage landed the wreckage would have been so large There was no way the waves can move it. The water just tries to get around. That's like, okay Well, if pal palpatine, you know, how is he alive in uh in riser skywalker? Well He existed before then You when people when people say that palpatine didn't exist before the riser skywalker, they're wrong Which is why it makes sense that he's alive now I just like it sounds like this is what I subscribed to screen crush for In depth explanation Out of the death star I am exactly subscribed to screen crush for this It actually didn't land on endor's forest moon. Just another of its moons. They're very clear about vaporized Well, no, he so he's just said it landed on a different moon. Okay, it's fine in the novel Whatever dictionary tism, um, it says it traveled through like a a hyperspace of Like hole it just it just bumped into one and then it moved to that other place because it's really fucking far away It couldn't have just crashed there What the piece of the death star like went through a hyperspace tunnel Oh, was it did it? That's that's basically both of those answers are pretty much equal Palpatine's plan all along I love the idea that we have another three films that are all about palpatine trying to take over again And I'm like it all makes sense. Look and I play a clip where he goes everything is Jesus plan on losing the galactic civil war He was surprised when vader threw him down the shaft But he did have a plan in place called the contingency in case he was betrayed We covered this more in our palpatine explained video, but the contingency was just what you saw in the movie There's this fucking shit in the film. I know right these poor people who have to just piece all this bullshit together It does make sense if you think about it The unknown regions and buildings All right, then so where did all these giant ships come from? Yes who built them? Yeah, who are operating the members had 30 years to put his plan into place So that would have been plenty of time to build the ships No, no, are you fucking mad this is like a thousands of them. What do you mean? Plenty of time to build it. It's a bunch of gremlin hobbits. Like how could they possibly build all of those? No Oh Why does he say that like we all agree? I'm like, no It's plenty of time guys. It's plenty of time. They have to they have to research technology to make bitty death star lasers And out make not only know how to make them but actually make them and make enough of them And put them on all of the star destroyers that you have also made I'm not convinced they could build one Using what force how has this remained a secret? I have so many questions And and all the time they didn't bother to put some fucking Doors on their fucking planet just have to crush through the fucking Planets go go up or try to go up. Hey, man Of all the places they could have chosen they went with x-gull because it's super secret. Okay, it makes sense Yeah, you're gonna try and tell me that the stupid hobbit gremlins built it in that environment as well It gets zapped by lightning constantly underground caves of x-gull ready to burst through the ground So stupid these people are the unknown regions are a big part of the galaxy that no one's really explored before Except for the sith so we don't know what was out there or anything about the people who live there It's likely the sith conquered the region before they went in danger a thousand years ago So there would have been some deep-seated Everybody would know about this place What is he even trying to say right now back to normandy Is he like suggesting that there was possibly a whole bunch of sith out there that built these and then they were gone by the time the movie happens Well something I don't know what what is what is the point? I thought the jedi defeated the sith in this big war So they'd know where x-gull is no other ones distant ones ones that went into the outer zones ranks It's for kids, okay Why did leia die well the on-screen reason is she had to purge palpatine's influence from her son This took all her remaining strength. Is that I didn't you can do that. Okay. Why did you do that earlier? He says the on-screen reason it's like what do you mean on-screen reason She paged palpitism from bed like wow all right you couldn't have done this like Maybe when when you first Yeah, maybe you weren't busy doing why didn't luke do it Because she's a better jedi than luke that's why in the flashback she beats luke because fuck the old male characters She died to cleanse his soul luke died just to go lull. You thought I was real I'm okay, but but oh but leia who's the more powerful jedi as we all know She cleansed kylo ren of the influence of palpatine Thank you because she decided that now is the time to do this after he got fucking stabbed She died Because she did it No, I thought she died Okay Okay, let's go. Okay, so They're so ray and kylo are fighting and they're stupid fucking water fight and so then She she picks that time She picks that time to die To to cleanse him of palpatine just so that he can get stabbed by ray Hey Look, she did it because he was about to kill ray. That's why even though she started to do all of it before that had happened It makes sense very good film step was han solo a force ghost. No, they're pretty clear in the movie that he's a memory I like that as well that it's like he's a memory. It's like him showing up You know as he did he's a memory it is just like what do you that's not how memories work, but okay That's not what happens Big one. What was finned if I steal 20 bucks from my friend bob I will summon a memory of bob to forgive me for stealing 20 bucks from him. So it's all good. We're cool You talk to bob. It's like dude. She's so 20 bucks. No, no, you forget. Nope. I checked my memories bob I know my memory bob Imagine like you just you're you're going about your day like you're in the store or something and you turn around and you see Someone that you knew who was deceased And then you go, what the fuck and they go chill. I'm a memory and you go, okay. Yeah that I'm the human person You understand that so how many just about it's fine Let's be frank too We're already stretching memory because he can't remember han solo for giving him. Yeah, han solo Didn't do that Han solo with that scene is like wow you fucking killed me What the hell You're a bit of a cunt and then falls off Well, it's gotta be one of two things right either that he has feelings for her got a family Got a boyfriend two boyfriend or that he's force sensitive, which is also another question is finned force sensitive I think so. He's well. He says the whole feeling things There's no question about it The youth that is the plot get out of jail free card. He gets he gets feely bads when when ray dies Yes, he has forced isms talks about having That visor if she pulled it down. I don't think it's supposed to be it's a piece of helmet rags idiot. Oh What's it doing? It's protecting her upper forehead You know that armor and star wars doesn't work Unless you're a magic mandalorian or a prison guard robot a metallic sweatband. Yes So Penses when ray dies Why does palpatine send kylo to kill ray instead of capture her? Because he wanted ray to overwhelm kylo kill him and use the wayfinder to track down palpatine kylo remission No, but you said earlier that he needed to suck the life force out of the diet You can't have it both ways pick your pick one of the shitty things you can't have both shitty things I totally planned for you to kill her so that she would kill you and then I would Suck the life out of both of you It's all good because I'm planned. Oh, I told you through stoke that you had to kill her Except I need her alive and this one for the dyad thing But picture you laid all out in front of palpatine. He's like, yeah, I don't really know At least he understands the relative power levels between the two of them Of course, of course ray's gonna kill kylo. Yeah, he was like watching the fight in the water world And as soon as kylo wins it he was just like, what? How did you beat it? This is really fucking sense Well, she's been training now. So, you know, obviously that makes it easier. Yeah, palpatine is we're seeing many things It's actually her power training makes her worse She should have known She should have known just a pond to get ray to turn to the dark side Here's another one that I've been getting a lot. When did palpatine have a kid? Look, there's plot holes It's just weird Sex what this guy fucks Well, maybe this guy doesn't ever maybe this guy hasn't had sex. So he thinks that other people doing it is a plot hole He's in the cinema like what the fuck he had sex And then there's just stuff you don't see happen because it's boring Yeah, palpy getting his creamy Shiva and a plot hole. Don't describe that as boring. How fucking day you He'd be screaming Do you think you're more likely to use force choke or force lightning in bed? Force choke You know low low power force lightning. Yeah, that could that could do some stuff. Yeah Couldn't you squeeze or pussy around your cock to make it Even to rags to come with that crazy Rags like crazy I mean, it's just out of nowhere. It's really just I don't know where we were just talking about creamy. She's getting his groove on Don't call him creamy My tricks so I guess I will call you daddy Oh no She was calling me daddy Kid look, there's plot holes and then there's just stuff you don't see happen because it's boring palpy I did it was impressive as a senator and it didn't work out. That's his own private business But the real problem is how do you establish this? What is happening right now? Palpatine out there? I need to hang on. I don't need to roll it back. I don't even know what point he's making There's another one that I've been getting a lot. When did Palpatine have a kid? Look, there's plot holes and then there's just stuff you don't see happen because it's boring palpatine took a wife when he was a senator When did that happen? I'm sorry that you think making babies is a boring endeavor You send it as a critic It's the it's the people we covered before where they describe sex as human intercourse remember This cold sterile fucking approach Give Palpatine some privacy here, okay? They are engaging in human intercourse and boring affair Well, all right I love that he just casually is like he took a wife. They split up after hiring a kid It's not something you need to get involved with you're like, oh, and it didn't work out That's his own private business It's just who can't see it You can't learn important information about the villains of the film. That's their private business It's respect the privacy of the galactic emperor. That's between palpy and his his whammons. Okay He had a kid that like he didn't care about or know about because he was like Fuck someone then didn't talk to him again and then op their preggers like that's that's the explicit like implication of just a kid turning up from palpatine who He was as far as we know no single throughout this whole thing, right? His relationship status is set to it's complicated. So don't ask all right. He needs some space He owns he's the king of space so he's got plenty of it. I guess You know how he hid his new body all of his fingers were fucked up Oh, yeah I think that then uh that applies to his man business too. I think it does It might Let's just say it's the bad kind of bony Why do you keep gagging noise to that no Oh no Oh Yeah, it's like the underside where it kind of me. Oh, yeah, I don't know That feel when you have white hair coming out of your penis And then when your penis says In case in case you rags this drawing is very lops I It reminds me of my bicycle Like goes to the one not next to you the one Next to the one next to you because you know, he's not weird You hear it on you hear an unzipping sound and then you hear just a quiet good Dude imagine renegade kurt found out we were responding to every boot up the stream when he saw this And It's like what what No penis not now shut up Who are the other people in the sith arena at the end of the movie? These are the ghosts of sith lords past Oh Live in him and this is the cracks crashed them. Wait, is he talking about the gremlin people? They're ghosts big They're ghosts of past Ghosts they were like operating machinery. They were the little gremlins and they were crushed by boulders So, yeah, but the the star destroyers a thousand star destroyers them being fully crude makes perfect sense But what we need to explain is the few people who are in the coliseum. It's desperately important that we get it out That's the thing though If you just say they're indigenous gremlins that live on this planet like okay, but instead he's like no They're sith ghosts. You're like wait wait this course is more issues everything So ha and and ghosts as we know can influence the world so should shouldn't there be like a sick Clearly they could influence the will because they're actually figured out how to be a force ghost They were making all the sick and do it. They were making snokes. So of course they could influence the world Yeah, they may as how could they be ghosts the the the physical beings walking around like I don't know The ghosts weren't helping it's very simple Because they were fighting the sith ghosts the whole time whenever they weren't on screen when we weren't looking But that's why we shall go to Jedi Valhalla Invite for eternity You just get sent to star wars level two and you just fight constantly You you you get to go on to the star destroyers on hexagull and you don't know where up is It's actually pretty bad level design. Mm-hmm externalization of that it's like the ghost cave at the end of return of the king. How is what? No This is a parody at this point. I love this the audacity of this man. It's like the lord of the rigs moving on No Luke's lightsaber fixed after it was destroyed in last jedi Well, they fixed it because jj abrams didn't care about the symbolism of being broken to begin What if he cared about the symbolism of bringing pieces back together Monkey think that the last jedi was good That was actually my argument in um in my stupid april fool's video that I said it's supposed to symbolize like The teeming backup using your resources to become strong again or something you could totally do that So they found the new kyber crystal and they fused it back together. Why didn't palpatine possess? That wasn't an explanation. That's just you being like He's like they fixed it like oh, but I asked how he's like they fixed it by finding materials They needed to fix it like yeah, but how It just was a new one then But how You just like you found the new crystal and they built it at the exit. It's like no, they may just build a new one Like where did you find the pods if they work hard? But how Yeah, how did they do it? Break me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete Because she didn't strike him down in anger. She fuck off What? That wasn't the point Like if luke was just like he's like I won't uh What he throws the lightsaber he goes and picks it back up. He's like wait if I just do it in a happy way He's like la la la slice slice. La la la Slice dice He used his own force lightning against him and as we've seen before this injures palpatine How but mace was clearly doing that in anger. He was fucking annoyed that he was using lightning on him Stop it new motherfucker When palpatine deals, why didn't he become young chancellor palpatine? Yeah, because he didn't drain all of their life force How would you establish that if he sucked out all of their life force, what if what if he kept going and became like a baby? For palpatine I am Have you heard the tale of doc plague is the wise What a retarded fucking counterpoint I would tell you I was I thought that he was gonna say something like that was his true form or something like that Like we it is proven by episode three But no, he's like well, yeah, obviously he didn't suck all of their life out and now you're just like why didn't he No, I wanted to be an 80 year old wrinkly man. He didn't want to be a fit strapping 30 year old What a weird fucking counter-argument It wouldn't have been cool if he like he became like not even just Like young in mcdemon. Well, and we got like a cool new like young palpatine A good movie that can't exist because palpatine's in it and he sure he shouldn't be but you know He kept them alive to screw with them some more. He kept them alive to screw with them some more. What a great idea But he apparently he's satisfied with that ancestor How did ben travel from indoors moon to exigl all the shuttles on the death star would have been damaged and imperial tie fighters No, because the expanded law which came out I guess after this video said that he got a modified tie fighter from the death star that had hyperdrive on it So get fucked. Oh, whatever. Oh, whatever explanation Whatever explanation he's about to come up with is not the truth according to disney Don't have hyperdrives. Well, he was still supreme leader. So I assume he called for a shuttle Okay, then if ben was still supreme leader with why not just call off the attack at the end Well for two reasons one palpatine was in charge by that point. We even saw that So then how did he get the tie fight to you? Yeah Okay, so hold up if general pride Got a message from supreme leader kylo ren Honestly, kyle ben supreme leader kylo ren Everyone would have been like but the supreme leader clearly just told us to Is there something between you two? And that would have been something Also, he how does he communicate with him? He doesn't have a ship or anything He had a little communicator. There's a little device in his pocket space phone. Yeah Okay X imperial kneeling The real fight was against palpatine. You take out the king. You win the game. Why didn't Anakin? That's not how the world works depends on how many fucking kigs they're all Yeah, but there's still a thousand planet destroying space lasers in the atmosphere Those don't disappear Show up in the film since he was the chosen one Well guys apparently he wasn't the chosen one Oh, okay Please don't I mean Apparently he wasn't the chosen one is basically the explanation Apparently Anakin wasn't really the chosen one this whole time Yeah, as as as chat saying Wrong Really shit Why didn't Anakin show up in the film since he was the chosen one? Well guys apparently he wasn't the chosen one And he does show up as a voiceover now. Let's talk about the healing So cringy as well as he says Bring balance to the force like I did it's like what do you mean like you did? We still don't know what we still can't agree on what balance to the force means and it's been 20 years I don't even know what that is Force doesn't fall over, you know Keep it nice and stable nice and sturdy nice and upright erect. Keep the force erect Keep it Keep the force erect erect People want to know why no jedi ever bothered to heal someone before the answer is they probably didn't know about it Oh The jedi have been around for like 10,000 years or something silly They wouldn't have been like I wonder if we could use the force to heal people They didn't have the books even though luke had those books before they ended up on octu so Those are the sacred jedi text Yeah, well That's why luke didn't heal vader or they weren't strong enough to pull it off. That's why obi won didn't heal quack off What do you know, that's just making that shit up now. Yeah, just making sure come on That's just making sure how can force ghosts catch lightsabers and call down lighting But they can't go after the bad guys my guess says they're not strong enough as ghosts to do any damage against You can't build you can't like do anything against a person but you can summon lightning How Palpatine keeps dying is from lightning Strong enough or did you say they're not strong enough off at two Let's let's roll it back because because I I got jen how can force ghosts catch lightsabers and call down lighting But they can't go after the bad guys my guess says they're not strong enough as ghosts to do any damage against somebody like palpatine Oh no, that's just stupid. The only way they could have been useful is to directly attack palpatine. Yeah I love the idea. They're like, why don't you help me force ghosts? They're like, we're not sure force lightning would actually kill him because he's pretty strong It's like, why don't you try like Whatever you might say but doesn't get weaker if you use it as a ghost I'm not sure if you use deadly weapon to kill someone Even though they they just they can't it doesn't Palpatine When you get like super fundamental on the logic here It's like you can pick up and move lightsabers and activate them Yes, like yes, so you can walk a lightsaber just into him. Yes, you think you can't hurt him. No Okay Okay, who's like like star meme where he's having this shit explained to him, you know, the one yeah Why didn't someone pull a hold-o maneuver into the command star crew? Yeah Well pulling a hold-o maneuver like we saw in last jedi is a suicide mission and nobody wants to die Nobody wants to die secured The film did a better job than you did sacrifice themselves to win a war. Fuck yourself It's insane. Nobody wants to die. Therefore. We won't knock out a tire for what fucking sacrifice C3PO Ben was there who explicitly demonstrated that he had that motivation in the previous film But wait no to be fair. He wasn't educated about this. Not about destroying It's about saving things. I still don't understand why you couldn't well No, because he's wrong anyway because in TLJ There are several people who go down with their ships, right? Remember this several these scenes where the guy's like The good luck resistance as he blows up because he had to stay for some reason He had to stay in his ship while everyone else evacuated as if you couldn't find anyone to do that No, his hold-o. She's amazing and brilliant and smart Except fuck that black guy Yeah, for most of the battle there weren't any capital ships around that could actually attempt it Uh, you don't need a capital ship. You just need a ship You just need hyperdrive. I don't think he understands The the the logic this physics involved in it. It doesn't matter how big your fucking spaceship is you've got a If you got a peanut go in the speed of like light times 10 hundred thousand million billion through the planet earth um That shit's going through the core. It's probably gonna it's probably just gonna blow it all up actually So gets all over Okay, next one about the ending how did ray know where the lar's homestead was she probably asked someone? I mean, she couldn't How come that thing isn't a museum with a thousand monuments built around it This is the skywalker home where he grew up the man who's saved the galaxy He probably Okay, okay. Hang on. Hang on. Who did who did she ask like everybody thought he was a legend nobody thought he was real Huh, well the myth says that he used to live in this He must have known surely chewy. Yeah, chewy showed away That was use in this trilogy it happened off-screen, but he did something It's just love that she probably asked somebody like thank you so much for making this video We needed this information like where else can we get it to the most icily cantina and said does anybody know Where the lar's family used to live or moz canada told why was there a room with mirrors right next to palpatine's throne room And the death star so in the movie they call this a sith vault It would make sense that palpatine would keep a vault close by for his most valuable artifacts It's not actually filled with mirrors. It has an enchantment on it to protect whatever is inside Didn't work very well did it it's not actually mirrors. It's a magic enchantment a mirror would be a simple natural explanation We can't have that What the security system the security system makes you imagine an evil version of yourself trying to kill you Okay Why not just like a wall unusual, but you know it doesn't even work All it does is push around in the room You have to address that palpatine owns a mirror. This is a plot hole. Yeah the explanation is very There was an enchantment on his vault Right that clears everything I've improved film with these words Oh these explanations definitely do not raise even more questions Many more questions people what they're most afraid of in race case And why was the first way finder in some box in the forest because these guys were running from the first order and bringing their box with them We're running for the first order they took Running away with them box What the hell are these explanations if you just read the stupid dictionary thing all of them how about this is mustafar apparently And it's vey does a stupid way finder. That's why it's here. What is this explanation? In the middle of the forest Yeah, I know it's really fucking weird, but his one's even weird It's like these people are running from the first order. They're keeping their box Okay It was a concrete box set into the ground wasn't it like yeah, that's where they keep it when they're not ready to carry those around with you Yeah, just carry the concrete with strong people Wow, that must be wow They're very they're ripped Yeah, we find a way to find that from the sith Why did nobody strip the jedi hunter ship for parts when it was in the desert for decades because the pasanans are a superstitious people What? You can't just this no they do it in the film. They do it. They take the fucking ship. They take the whole ship I love this this deleted scene where they're like luke. Why didn't you search the ship? It's like Oh, you see the the pasanans are very superstitious. They wouldn't let us And why did no one else strip it in the between times? Well, you're hilarious to think that all it all it took for luke to give up his mission is someone saying no don't do that Also, I find no one stripped it for parts in the between times after that like you know in the whole time It was that it's a major plot hole as well by the way because if they had searched the ship They'd find d.o. And if they plugged him into a fucking like usb They'd find all the information on exegol and that's what they were looking for and they just didn't do that And he's like oh because of superstition All of them all of them were superstitious and about what every time luke and lando approached the ship All the pasanans would start shaking and sweating like me. Don't do it. And then I'm like, oh Oh You know what? It's fine. We're just gonna go home. It's fine And they sense the evil presence of the ship This is a good one. Don't go to that trip. You wouldn't even hear the standards It seems to be a really obvious hard to miss thing It's fucking staggering honestly remember rey sensed shit as well with the force. I guess luke's just not that attuned with the force Leia was there Because luke used it as a door. So how did the x-wing fly away? Well, it wasn't the whole wink He used a piece of the wing for a door Rey is a scrapper. She probably found a piece of the destroyed tie fighter. I used that. Oh, oh, yeah Yeah, it's look at it. Look at that tie fighter. What do you mean? This is really awful. Like oh, so desperate You know, it makes rey probably used a part that's from a completely different ship to just fix an obliterated Conflagrated ship part attached to the waterlogged one. It totally makes sense How can rey suddenly use force lightning? Well, she didn't know she could it's joe That's the answer for every power rey ever had she didn't know she could I didn't know I could randomly heal someone. I didn't know I could heal beasts in the desert How did you how did you paint this beautiful masterpiece? Oh, well, it was very simple. I really didn't know I could do this That answers the question The dark side is strong in her if she chooses to use it. Why couldn't c3po translate? Oh, you're moving on. He says in the movie the senate passed a law forbidding the translation No, he can translate it. He simply can't Sound the noises What a strange thing to pass in the senate like they're arguing over Over this law and they're making a compromise. Okay. Okay. Okay. The delegates from the the flim flam They we're gonna make a Compromise where droids can read it and all the droids right guys go. Yay But They can't tell anybody They're like I guess they're compromised for now But we will be pursuing full droid tele sithi powers And then someone's like wait one thing to add to the contract if you wipe the droids memory. It can do it But why I feel like this is a really easy work around here Like well, you know the loopholes. That's loopholes. Why are we even making this law? I love who explains it if it makes sense. Why would you make it a law? That's stupid Either the senate outlawed this a thousand years ago after the sith were defeated or Palpatine outlawed it. Imagine not being allowed to speak german Why would palpatine outlaw the reading of sith? He's a sith. I am the senate. Well, could they have found another protocol droid? Yes, but they only had 16 hours Wait what? Well the senate passed a law a thousand years ago that droids aren't allowed to tell everybody the language that they can read He's actually highlighted something I didn't even realize like yeah, hey Fucking babu frick. Do you don't have like a spare protocol droid? We could just have read it You're a fucking droid smith That's right this entire movie with them hopping around from planet to planet It takes place in just 16 hours Is that what he's doing? I would actually believe this whole video was parody that he's just given up He's like that'll just actually make sense. I'm just fucking with you And finally why did so many ships show up when nobody answered the call at the end of last jedi? They've heard us But no one's coming because this time they had the most smooth talking swinther in the galaxy So everyone was willing to commit suicide because lando said they should He's like hey yo Creepy voice and mega cock. That's what they're absolutely Asking them for help. I don't claim you can have a better time with cold 45 than without it All right guys, that's a lot of plot holes and questions if you have any more questions Let me know in the comments. I like that. He's he's acknowledged that what he said was just bull plot holes. That's good Be happy to answer them for you for screen crush. I'm ryan airy Well, that happened Do you guys feel the film is better now? I have no more issues that movie's probably gone up to at least an eight out of ten Yeah, genuinely that stuff was all explicitly in the film. It would be worse, which is insane I agree God well That's it. Those we we covered the two videos. I intended for us to cover. We did it Damn, where do you now? I suppose now now we play the game Hey, that's a south park reference and it doubles up Yeah, I mean who which video was better I First one didn't make any arguments the second one's arguments were fucking horrendous No, I wouldn't feign moral outrage. No, I keep saying Over the fact that people are robbing children of thecos busters film by not liking it but like I think this one is better just because it didn't do I think the second one was funnier I think the second one was funnier, but I think that's mostly because of us. It didn't have much to do I feel I feel like this one was more like, oh, yeah, ask us questions. We gotta try to answer them We're gonna give it a shot. Yeah, we give it a shot But then they have like this thumbnail plot holds explained. Yeah There's 107 Easter eggs to discover Like see that ship that's driving towards ray in the trailer. That's an easter egg I didn't notice it I've just seen the top comment. Um, the pinned comment from renegade cut on his ghost busters 2016 video That says gotta love all these people commenting before watching the video It wouldn't help what difference would it make? Yeah, like why would it matter? He doesn't fucking say anything. I understand It just turns out they're very good at predicting the future of your shitty videos Uh, so, yeah, we're probably gonna jump into super chats Uh, does does anyone want to uh, ejectable ejecta thon? While while I'll chill Oh, no, I'm gonna leave But I'm still gonna I'm gonna shoot I'm gonna shoot you guys. Uh, I'm gonna shoot you guys and edit, uh You know in a set in a few minutes. Oh, are you doing something? Yeah, oh my goodness. It's about creamy shave, isn't it? I would I would hold You want it's it's crude, but oh it's the she See this and for many other reasons people should Subscrizzle to your chanizzle, uh, you got. Oh, yeah, you got um Oh, wait, I didn't ask the Christmas versus Halloween question to to weekend warrior. Damn Oh that's Jay Longbone, what's better Christmas or Halloween? Halloween. Yes. Yes. Fuck. Yes We got Jay Longbone Yes, we got Jay Longbone The Christmas version That's awesome. I'm glad you don't have to explain your answer Um, so you have to live with yourself for more halloween related content subscribe Um, if so they should subscribe to you because you're gonna be coming out with uh a video that stars Uh metal rags and I and you of course doing uh doing a readout of a certain Gotham High Do it. I'm so excited It's gonna be fun to re-experience that it was a nightmare, but yes, uh links in the chat and the description and uh, I guess You're gonna you're gonna hang around until you finish the edit Well, I'll like so i'm gonna Bow out but i'm gonna keep the discord open and throw you guys this picture when i'm finished with Oh, it's a picture. Cool. All right You just don't want to talk to us. Yeah I get it. I have to concentrate on this bad meme. You don't have to explain. It's okay It's Lee We get it Fuck out of my sleep Fuck you Oh, man. Oh, oh shit. All right Oh, let me just let me just figure out. Well, I was playing Pikmin the game with the spooky consuming of animals You have like Pikmin j you don't have to answer that You don't you never even heard of it. Have you? No Exactly You've never played any of the good games I played so name 17 Filling your gas mask with You cut out so I don't know what I was filling it with and i'm gonna stay that way There's just a We're gonna say filling it with the senate Yes, that's exactly Unlimited seed All right first super chat says first super chat Nice one high five. That's correct Uh Is it though didn't this guy called sonic a fairly conservative film. Oh, oh So the renegade cut thinks that the sonic the hedgehog movie is fairly conservative, huh? Like politically I guess so I haven't seen it. So it's not political about that movie. It's just a random movie Or are these the it's one of those fucking weirdo lefty types who thinks that like a happy family is Right-wing propaganda or something It kind of is you know, I hate happy families. They're the worst Where is that? Where could I see that happen? happy families The people who think that that's propaganda. I want to see these people. Um I don't know Very interesting What can I find it? I'll have to I give me a second to think about where I heard this from. Um Because it the specific isn't coming to me but that that is something that I have legit heard before Definitely not your definitely not your normal Lefty take but I have I have heard it. I'll see if I can remember exactly where though I think you're right. It is it is weird to hate families, but I mean they do get annoying sometimes The first thing you see on um on the screen is content warning spooky imagery and sad things Wait for what? On for sonic What we want for the movie? What's spooky and sonic? Yes, he brings other stuff up. I like the rags as a question. The sad thing is part of it Like yeah, of course that makes sense He shows Anakin killing the younglings What sad stuff does he have to bring up about sonic? Oh, he's showing footage of a game. That's Like a sniper game or something. I don't know uh No, uh, I don't know what the fuck is happening here Well, either way, uh I haven't seen the sonic movie, but I feel like That could be really fun to cover if he's calling it a conservative movie. I'd be curious what the argument is I I watched it. I I'll never watch it again. It was I don't know was whatever someone said he compares sonic to schindler's list Right Here's the thing I I have no idea if that's true or not and I could believe it if it is the case Schindler's there's got to be a comparison there. I mean, wasn't it wasn't it movie bob in his book? He compared like the release of super mario Land 3 or something to 9 11. I think I remember someone saying that and There's few copies of his books available, but my god, they sound they sound like a journey Why does he have a book? Oh, I mean, why wouldn't he he's movie pop I don't know the books are from the past I should write a book if you can write a book. I can write like seven books. Wow. You think it's easy to write a book I mean, I can write There's movie bob was talking about right three right now go Wait, what if you can write words right three right now uh Three there you go. You should have made your challenge more specific. He's he's outwitted you I dabbed on jay. Yeah, right Thanks. No ranks did an oh, oh It's like a it's it's deformed Looks like a look like a duck with really big eyes It looks like it's doing it. It's puckering. It looks like it. Those are like massive lips Looks like the kind of thing you'd see in steven universe. Isn't that right you know Like the kind of thing you would see in steven universe What's that Hold up. Hold up I'm work. Hold up You mean making ranks. What is that? I'm trying to make like a Wait, can I show what Well, just post them in chat. That's way easier because I'm pretty sure right now What do you why they're just posting brackets and shit I'm deleting the messages. You can never hide from us No, you can have those ones. Those are fine. I think he's successfully hidden. I'm afraid Uh, I Definitely took a screenshot here. I can make I can make uh Uh I don't know emojis All right Press the emoji button in the corner of the chat window and look at them. There's an owoe and there's an oowoo So anyway, uh, did you hear the actor the act of bilbo baggins? I guess The active for bilbo baggins died can we get f's in the chat? In the beginning we can do more f's though I won't stop useless Pikmin Wow. Um, oh no, I just told them all to do it Wait, if I just softlock myself What does that mean, how do I get them to finish the job if I've just accidentally pulled them all off? I can't get this bridge open guys Stupid, how do you I mean, I never played it, but how do you maybe if I just throw them here? Do they know what to do? Oh goodness Hey guys, it's gonna happen every weekend Wait, what about e-fap? e-fap gaming Wait, did I say it was gonna happen every weekend? Definitely you absolutely said that I think that's a That sounds like communist lies This gaming we're gonna have to come up with an excuse for why j can't join us every week. Geez. Yeah Uh, this video sounds like bait or what? Well Think about it. Oh, kind of make more sense if it were bait. It's like, you know that kind of explains it Didn't I pick up? How would you feel if you if you heard you say that that's mean I mean like Times I don't know Oh my goodness How do I show this? Okay, this Did I kill us the palpitas the palpitas they got the amtizom eyes Uh guys we've j longburn has completed the masterpiece I don't know Gooo, I You know that when she posted that she was like, well, it's done It's actually just saying goo It's true You know goo was a big part of today's stream. So it only makes sense the goo factor was out of the No, my brain failed me. Just ignore that First is 2016 would clearly have been better if instead of the ghost vomiting on erin. It was palpitas I agree Palpa palpitas. So that's that's what I meant to say that palpitas. I shall take the controversial position and agree with you j Doing a goo on Give her the big goo It's for kids though. Oh, yeah Good old kids goo. Yeah kids got slimed on nickelodeon. Oh, no Which is why To be a bukaki and a children's Oh, no, I think it makes sense and I think anyone who says a dozen is unaware that it's a children Is bukaki by definition more than one person? Um, like Not just more than one like obviously there has to be a sander and a receiver but like Is it more than one person giving someone else a facial? Yeah, does it have to be more than one for for to qualify as bukaki or can there just be a lot of I think it's a giant palpitas saying we thought it's a group endeavor Bukaki definition. Oh, you did it. All right. You're doing it. All right. Dang. All right. I don't want to do it It's important that we discover this Yeah, it's several several people Savoro So it becomes bukaki when a second gentleman joins and ejaculating on the lady Well, just two count is several. I don't think it does right Maybe I don't know Can we really know the answer to that definitively? More than two but not many so so you can have too many people from a bukaki If it qualifies as many people, it's no longer a bukaki. I don't know. Okay. Many definition I'm Give me a fucking number Large it's if the number is large. It's no longer bukaki But it was like large definition at least seven We not bukaki three Bukaki No, the other way around Large definition. I'm I'm gonna give go until we give me something that doesn't depend on another word to define I always depend on other words to define them. Jay. What do you mean? I'm fine with settling tentatively on it's a bukkaki when there are three guys involved. Yeah, I'm okay with that There's a maximum number as well because it's less than many It has to be not many or it's not several anymore. That's explicit in the definition Explore sit. Oh well Uh rip bilbinius bago bondis Yeah, yeah Uh outer wilds is on steam. We've had a lot of people talk about outer wilds. Anyone here played it? What is outer wilds? All right, that looks like that doesn't know I keep having to remind myself that when people say outer wilds, they're not just weirdly pronouncing outer wilds Out of the world Out of where or Okay, rink the goo This has been a strong goo theme Okay, I like it. It binds the e-fap as one Like a like a like a bunch of new games coming out and I was like, hey doxel three mods. Yay Yeah, then I'm like pick me Um horizon zero dawn is coming to pc also hyrax Hello Ripsy in here every week. Mm-hmm ripsy in home Uh bilbo sores bag in pterodactyl Okay It's uh, it's it's honorable way to refer to him. Yes, I'm dead bilbo baggings I guess Oh, no This is the big true true Um, that's a meme fap diamond on the bed was just quit pattern Diamond on the bed was just quit quilt pattern What happened in the meme fap that made us question whether or not there was diamonds on a bed One of the pictures One of the pictures had like a diamond on the on the bed I know it sounds like a repetitious But there was one where I was in bed and there was the grandma one Oh, we were curious about that and it was just the pattern. I remember. All right Well, I learned a lot today I did What the fuck Thank you the new york times Have a tall last day bender imagines a world free of whiteness There's like slavery and horrors. What do you mean? I don't think they it's not a perfect world. Uh, I guess that's their point. You need them whites All right, have I got all the bombs Let's go on a grand adventure my precious little farmers Bombers They are boomers Why aren't you all playing the stunning and brave 10 out of 10 masterpiece of storytelling from naughty dog in due time? Because I don't care about the game. Yeah, you do That was like Because i'm all about that base. I don't know if that's what you're going for but it's what you achieve Oh, no, I just See base Base what if he's what if you're trying to say i'm all about that face and you just ruined it giant ass ass What about anus? Okay, all right, i'm following Yeah, how many men is too many to achieve bukkake? What's the maximum number of men for a bukkake? Isn't it bukkake? I just blew up all my Pikmin fuck What what are you what are you looking at on that computer machine? What's this? Mom get out of here you would understand art form. Well, so I like that your mom voice is the same as your like 90 year old man voice Watch this bukkake um I had to write a I'm sorry. What is this? I had to write a comms a comms to 30k workers about the death of beloved director this last week I did this while listening to the scrotum song on repeats surreal The scrotum song it's croza was fucking awesome. Oh, wait. Has jay not heard the scrotum song What? Oh my god, I had a good giggle. It was pretty good. Can someone link him the fucking scrotum song is fantastic The efap meme or is this a it is it's an efap video meme and you're in it too. So oh my god. I want to oh my god Search for cabbage bags uh cabbage bags Efap, I guess It's a it's a top. It's an s tier meme. It is a high ranker I agree with that statement pretty fantastic One of the best it is good rad indeed very good Also, I'm gonna I'm probably gonna stream a fucked on tomorrow because I want to play more of the cinder's mod I'm doing it right now actually Wow, not even on stream No, I'm I started a new playthrough. I'm just trying different classes um Rest in peace bilbo baggins may the dawn bless him with eternal rhino milk And may he never be spread over too much butter again f's in chat for him Uh, the apologists for the last of his part two have already started Well, hey, they make some really bad video essays. Maybe we'll cover them Maybe how much of that will be? Uh favorite tarantino film Hmm, I think we've answered this before but I am going to try and guess I think I usually underpicking it's between inglorious bastards kill bill one Reservoir dogs. I think they're my three top ones Pulp fiction is like close as well Or about everybody else Tarantino didn't make those ones right Oh, I don't know. Uh, I guess jango and chained and glorious bastards and Um I don't know what I put as my third honestly Um, I mean j metal. I don't know if you want to ask That's right. I was listening to the Scroogeham song It's great. I'm not good yet, but it is beautiful. I really like this Rotom It's actually starting my fucking head. No The guy said he's gonna make more as well. And I was like, oh my god. Yes I'm just gonna be like downstairs tomorrow with my parents. There's like without realizing what I'm doing Scroogeham It's just be jealous of this Sack of meat cabbage I mean, it's a legendary song that many need to absorb It's for kids though. Oh, yeah, if you don't enjoy it, it was for kids I like this way of escaping criticism. It's very clever Sure, let's call it that Oh escape little boy. So what was the question you were asking me? Oh, uh, what's your favorite Tarantino film? Your perfection. I'm a nomi. That's all right. It's a good choice. It's fine Just read it. You know in glorious bastards Again, another good choice. Okay. I you guys, you know what? You're allowed to choose whatever you want You're free independent women I liked where the wood talks, but it was a little too slow for me. I also like, uh Unchained quite a Wait, which one Unchained? Jango Unchained Jango Unchained I looked it before Jango Unchained. He's just it's always just a slave at the end too I mean, he almost was a slave at the end. Remember? Oh my god. Yeah, sorry Why are the yellow ones following go away? All right, um And he lived happily ever after Jay has seen films Oh, also Opinions on seven samurai I'm gonna bet that jay hasn't seen it No, actually, I haven't seen that one. I don't remember if I've seen it I've seen both Seven and I've seen 13 assassins, but I have not seen seven samurai. Dang it I've seen it, but I saw it when I was super young So I don't remember a lot of it. Maybe we should rewatch it sometime Sure, give it there That counts clearly. Oh, that's isn't like kianu revs It's a really weird film Is that the one I think I saw that too. I don't know why though. The matrakes. Yeah, that's right I just wanted to watch it and I did and I was like, I don't know why I did that Oh, no, don't run past this dude. He's gonna hit you. No Pikmin. No You're all really fucking stupid. You know that That sounds like me. Yeah Hey Hey, man, you said I just say no. No No No, that's the correct way. No Jay almost naturally says nor anyway No Uh, fringy would be proud um And he lived happily ever after until the end of his days rest in peace ian Um Jello is the best thing to throw up Well Yeah, we did discuss that at one point. We were theorizing what the best thing to throw up would be I think one of the suggestions was milk um Well, I mean, I don't know. I'm not a doctor. Well, I know about throwing up I've I've thrown up Do you evap of 2016 eu interview with tfa writers? We're hoping you know that ryan johnson can figure that out. We were really stymied laurence castan screw it Let's figure ryan. Let's let ryan figure it out Oh, is that like a quote that they actually say because that's pretty funny. Hmm because he didn't Didn't even try um All right, you figure it out And yet Wait, did I already put oh, where am I going now jays? So playing games you're on a podcast idiot. I was actually well, this was requested apparently Superchats were too boring without a video game in the background so Yeah My own game cat fucking right through Oh Yeah, I don't know wait. So that was 2016 interview. I mean, I will I will make a note. We'll see about that Sounds interesting. Um Hey jl. What up my e-word? She would have said hi back So um, this one says pp poo poo Nice nice a worthy investment high five man Put that five away No Fuck marry kill molas mum rags mum and metals mum, but you all have to come to the same conclusion Um Is if rags mum gets f then everyone fucks rags mum including rags I don't get it. That's some stupid. I hate it. Um, what? So we've all got to do we've all got to simultaneously do fuck marry kill for all of our mums. We've all got to agree on the result I don't know what your mums look like. How do I want to know how to pull off? Yeah, this is an awkward question. There's not gonna be an easy answer. I'm afraid. I don't really know what to make of this one Um, well, does any of you have a hot mom? I don't I don't Okay That was gonna actually say his momma's on That's like fucking creepy say that listen, this is all about being objective, right? Yes, okay fine fine fine still no for me though objectively the big Yeah, I just can't really answer them. I'm afraid it's a bit of a wing wing Wing wing you put your wing wing away Uh, we can worry. I tell them about the journalism mode setting for the loss was too briefly. I saw that skip puzzle. He did. Yeah Quite funny sounding to be hornest with you Um skip. There's a skip puzzle button And easy mode stealth 10 out of 10 virginos. Yeah, I mean they're probably having so much fun Seeing the residue of three remake they just Left the puzzles out entirely so you don't even have to skip them. Well, that's a way to solve it I know right? Oh, wow harvesting more creatures as you do harvesting more creatures You mean hunting? Buffy reboot, but shad plays giles and jay is angel. I'd watch it Give a shot With on like a film project Um Imola what movie do you think has great themes? The gray prestige Um, there's some good ones in Lord the Rings actually There's there's there's a lot of films That have a consistent through line in terms of what they're trying to say in terms of a message slash Uh lesson slash idea It's just that for some reason a lot of shitty films rely on that being their only thing that they even did And so we have to talk about how that's to be celebrated As opposed to talking about just how good the I guess attempt was That's a shame I think there's more to it than that, you know Um in weekend warrior voice the critics gave it perfect scores. So it must be good, right? That's that's good. That's in his voice. Yeah, yeah to say that Uh Guys watch attaway general. Look it up. It makes batwoman look like citizen kane could be funny to efat mini also high rags Oh, that's the weird tiktok people series The tiktok movie No, it's like tiktok people and they made it try to make a movie. I I saw like a video about it today. It's really terrible disgusting um So how many reds have I got now all of you go back home. You disgust me I am home though. Uh, hello my n woods. Hello. I I would be pleased to know what your favorite films of all time are and why Also, Heidi. Howdy rags and mola Damn wants to go first Thing like for me, I would go with movie. I could just watch all the time anytime and it would probably be hot fuzz hot fuzz That's a good choice hot fuzz is incredibly well written And really gosh darn funny and it's very appealing for a britishman because it's a quintessentially british film But uh, also it's just got wide appeal. Anyway, really That's like the one movie. I can just watch every day pretty much like I have never There's no element that's not working in that film like the editing is fucking top notch in Yeah Like watch ghostbusters 2016 extended and then hot fuzz and you can experience the two opposite ends of editing Or maybe that's too harsh. It's probably much worse editing even than the extended ghostbusters It's good Oh, yeah, suicide squads editing is really bad. That's true Yeah, I wasn't answering what my favorite film was Uh, yeah hot fuzz excellent choice. Uh, so I would throw in prestige and t2 some of my suggestions prestige because the script is incredibly tight. It says some very deep things about humanity as well as obsession and man's uh I guess that you could there's just lots of things to approach I guess thematically while also Just having fantastic characters and a really tight plot. That's very complex and delivered over three timelines, which beyond impressive as a piece of work And then t2 because it's a really wonderful blend of action drama horror to a degree And and lots of other shit Without getting more specific. Uh, who else we got? Someone else suggests shit Um, it's like really hard to think of a a single best film out of like all of the three That I've seen. Mm-hmm, you know But I'll just go with a film that I really like which is the upside What's wrong with the downside? You know, that's the downside. It's down sad Sad glorms Anyone chat seeing the upside. I know no one think no one in call has seen it You're right. You're not allowed to make those claims Stop it. It's just a cute little story about Two guys who are friends. I like it friends for those Oh, yeah broke back mine. You probably that's that's the friends in that right? That one out. Yeah, we're good friends That's only special friends and do that someone's professional 1994. That's a good choice Leon du professeur new I like that movie. Very good. We have to throw them on. Okay, weird, but fine Wait, that doesn't do it. What the hell is the game asking me to do? Throw me daddy I'm trying to do it some but it won't let me Um, so nothing's happening It's If I bug the game, what am I supposed to do? Give me the answers This box is blocking my path I mean, my pigment is supposed to move the box, right? Do they have to move it from the other end? Is that the is that the meme? The meme Good old may mace. All right. I guess I need the bloom and The blue man group Uh, you mean Wait, yeah rags. What's your favorite movie and why? Hmm Favorite movie. I don't know if I could I mean, I like I like masquerade. I like the acting. It's really really good. I like the The way the music fixes with with what's happening and I like the story. I like the characters in it I like the prestige for all the reasons smaller mentioned. It's just some really really high level stuff It can't be praised enough Yeah, that's pretty good. Um, I really like Civil war For that, you know the character work and you know a lot of a lot of the build up from prior movies being really Brought to an excellent point Uh, let's see. I like Hmm, I really liked ford vs ferrari I haven't seen that one yet. Oh, it's great. It's really good. I really really enjoyed it I've plenty of movies. I really enjoy but hard for me to pick favorites If you made me pick a favorite I might say 1917 Really It's like the most immersed I've ever been in a Well, yeah, cool They're a good suggestion Civil war is just okay Stop it Also, howdy rags and molla. Hello. Hello. Wow. Howdy Hi molla, if you play TL the last was to ask for geeks and gamers copy. What why? Why? You have to mail it to me. That's a lot of hassle Uh, you're all in a battle royale. Who if anyone would you team up with and how would you kill all other eFap guests to ensure you were the victor How would you not going to tell them my strategy? That's just counterproductive Also, I'm pretty sure everyone saw the meme where I ride rags into battle, right? That's probably the kind of strategy. I'm thinking I'm not going to go beyond that and and telling them about our surprises beyond it But yeah, that's that sounds like a good strategy. Yeah, that's me Shad will be you're going to drown everyone in I was about to say Shad milk Rhino milk and then he will chop off their heads as they search for The air I agree with internet historians view of the last was to subverting is edgy So every hack uses it to pander to uninformed audiences and dumb journalists I'm pretty tired of subversion at this point Yeah, I hate how TLJ like brought that up as a Thing that's okay to do it really shitty. Well, it's like themes. It's like an excuse Nobody's ever trying to actually figure out how to subvert properly They just do it And it's just like, yeah, I did it and like, yeah, I guess You did the thing that we didn't expect you to do because that's all you need to do. Good job So that's pretty specific Um, are we what do we what's what's our current position on like reading out What unquote spoilers of the last of us to what do we what's our thoughts on that? I mean, I don't give a shit I don't I don't care at all either. Uh, I if I guess if you do care, this is your warning I mean, it's too late for me because I read it Oh, it's people super chatting spoilers for games. Yeah, but I wonder is because chat are you okay with I assume you are. This could be a stupid question. I don't know Do not just stop listening I really don't like the idea of saying it's okay to do spoilers in general Because I feel that's not going to lead anywhere good. Well, yeah, our general position is like just spoilers little as you can Right. Yeah, whenever someone's like, I can't explain this without spoiling it for flaw in something It's like, oh, we'll just give, you know, a general Like vague account so you can explain the spoiler Everyone is saying spoiler I mean, okay. Well, so for the people in the audience right now Who uh, don't want to spoil just don't listen for literally like a minute and it'll be over but um At the same time, uh Don't like we don't really want to get the spoilers typically. She's you know in even chat What I will say is I plan on streaming this game So the last you put into super chats about um, what happens in it the more you'll see me be surprised by certain events, I suppose Which uh, could be fun on the bun. I'd eat my job Yeah, I said with You Wait, what'd you say? Words Dude, no, you can't fucking stop saying words. It's fucked up. I'm local peepee. Yeah Why must he always peepee? It's just a german thing. It's what germans do. How would you know you've never been to german? I guess you're right. That's because the german comes to you. Yeah Oh I am german That's my german impression. Is it good? I thought he was really good Look at them beating that fucking fence do it It has a single person in chat seen the upside. I want to know. Uh, I saw some yeses. So I'm gonna get another get It's not Brian Cranston in it. He's he's he stars in it. Who's who's Brian Cranston? Um, he's oh, you wouldn't have heard of him. He was in raking bad raking but Johnny cranberry So anyway, I guess I'll read it out I heard Joel got his face caved in and ellie just let the person who did it get away consequence free How does that make you feel also? Hello, everybody. How's life? Going okay So that comment about that game It does explain why people are probably not happy with the game. I will say that much At least to some degree I doubt this this is there's a reason why everyone's unhappy about this game, right? Yeah Except game journalists, they don't want to give it a bad score and have all their other journalists friends think they don't understand the super complex themes That's media. Yay. Jay. I'm finding a weird spidery thing. How do I beat it? Ask it about the past it doesn't know about the past only the future. It's just living time backwards What do you know about the past? I'm gonna get it up in its face Forward two times. Like, you know, they live they live chronologically spiders They their consciousness starts at the end of their life and then they experience it backwards So they can only remember things from the future. That's how the curious case of benjamin spider That's great It's my favorite episode of the show. It's it Ben ramen spider Curious is just a nice word for queer How wait what? We got disagreement. I don't discuss debate. You know, that was queer I guess But like curious curiosity is an emotion that you can't describe with a word queer an emotion But curiosity or like a trait of a person. How are you feeling? I guess you could feel curious I don't know if I call it an emotion though. Yeah, I get where you're coming from with that like But it's sort of sort of it's almost like a like a a sub emotion Yeah It's like they name a fence. They're not like your sense of time, right? It's stuff like You know like your sense of sight and smell Yeah And there are there are things that are technically senses that people don't qualify under that like Sense like how when you close your eyes, you can still tell where your limbs are That's a sense People don't count it Well, maybe it's not a sense at all. Maybe it's just aliens That's another that's a possibility that we should seriously consider. Thank you. I'm gonna make a renegade cut video about this Okay, cut He's the most un-renegade looking person. I think I could imagine He looks like an ascension egg Is that bad? No, it's just a renegade eggs Just just he just looks like a very egg-like person. No, I agree with that. I think that's fair I think that's a fair assessment rags. I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and put a thumb up on that Yeah, um Call it the last of us two and it works It just works. Just works. Yeah. Um Anybody anybody's city been to the ground yet As far as I know all of you guys the cities are all okay Yeah, I think the worst we had here was like a broken window Some hooligan outrageous. There was fucking hooligans You look glorious I think he's one of the cities doing boo for Boris. I think Boo for oh, is it like at 8 p.m. Whatever halloween thing I'm gonna go spook Boris We're all gonna get out there and spook Boris had halloween Also, I'm just gonna harvest this enormous creature. I better get a shit ton of these things We're gonna be angry. Come on game. Give me loads Uh, okay, that's quite a few. I'm happy. Uh, what's your favorite magic system? Magic system, uh, like in a video game Sure In anything really, um Magic system Because in most games, it's just some I like I would rather have things on timers than have them like with a finite pool And you can only cast so many um But magic system The skull degree pleasant out of really good magic system Yeah, I'm assuming what game you can go for a mechanic point of view, but they probably mean just like Like appealing to one that you're like, yeah I kind of like that one because it makes sense or because it seems fun Like Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or whatever else If you read skull, I don't even know what Lord of the Rings is Well, the Lord of the Rings doesn't have one But someone could like that they could be like I like the freeform system of Lord of the Rings, I don't know I like divinity original sin 2's magic system and the way that it allows you to mix statuses and Double up on things. So like if somebody's wet And then you chill them. They'll become frozen and stuff along those lines If someone is shocked and then you apply water to them, they become stunned Yeah, stuff like that. I like combining things I've played through all of divinity 2 Yeah, I've beaten it I'm playing friendo. Which mode did you play? Which mode just the difficulty? Okay, because we're playing Playing mode and taxation modus Yeah, I don't know if it's a game that I want to be like super balls hard Especially vanilla because the game is okay. I mean, I mean it's good vanilla But mods really Divine war in particular and the way it changes the willpower system and the stats and Things because we we play for the first one together as well in tactician mode and that was fine. That worked pretty well, but Tactician mode and divinity 2 seems kind of In balance like you really have to cherry pick which encounters you want to do next Yeah, it's if you get a random encounter It's supposed to like oh They're like one level above us and there's like five of them surrounding us We're just gonna die because we lose two people in the first round of the enemy Yeah, vanilla. It's good But there are some fantastic mods and one thing that's great about it Is that even though it requires a little bit of work and experimentation There's there's a lot of good stuff out there that will really put that game into the right difficulty level And challenge level and fun level for everybody and what it allows you to do um So I've put let me check how many hours I have and I think I have Like 270 or something. Yeah, I think I have like 270 Uh 292 hours in that game And I really really enjoy it definitely would recommend everybody I would recommend everyone don't play through vanilla divine war even your first playthrough divine war mod It really does make the game better Was it changed like It changes how a lot of it changes like the the stats and attributes and how they work and It rebalances them in a way that I think is just a little bit better from a gameplay perspective um So one of the changes that's very polarizing Is the like the the magic and physical armor Yes, which means that if you have a combined party Of you know a mage an archer a warrior and Is you know a thief right then your your mage is going to be doing magical damage, which will not Weak in the same armor as the physical attacks everybody else does And so instead of having a varied party member an incurred party It encourages you to have all of the same type Which just isn't really fun So instead it uses a willpower system in order to get inhibiting conditions on people Oh, that sounds pretty good Yeah, like you have to wear down a character's willpower and then you can stun them or freeze them You could you know do crowd control stuff on them and willpower is influenced by one of your stats So you can give yourself more willpower It's another thing because I'll probably go to play through them again on dream when I played uh all the way through my friendo Because there's a lot of story stuff that just it's just really interesting. I really like the the story elements I think it's pretty decently written The story is pretty good. I don't like the ending. I or I do I Hey, it pains me to kind of say it, but I don't think they worked on the ending hard enough Uh, because there's a lot of different kinds of endings that you need and if you don't Like my uh, I played his The red prince my first time through And he just doesn't have a really good ending for For like what his character is supposed to be Yeah, I actually made it what he cares about you get kind of shoehorned into being the thing okay because I uh I wasn't even aware that like people have different stories. I was like, oh just make my own character just customize it completely Oh, yeah, if you there's like nothing I'm doing with my character right now Like there's no story for me. I'm just there. It's like that's another flaw Yeah, if you want to create a custom character, you don't get a personal story component Which means you're just flat out missing out on content. Yeah Um, they need to make it to where you can either customize a story character Or you need to come up with some other system that will allow you to Not miss out on the content from stories And also allow you to make a character of your own or if Yeah, in the beginnings was like, oh, yeah, my character. That's cool. I can do that and then I realized like oh My friend who gets like all this cool story elements and my because I have the references my second character that I use It's like, oh, he gets all the story and he gets all the stories and I'm just like, oh, I don't get anything I'm just I'm just here to deal magic damage basically Yeah, your your main story becomes Just what the story of the game is but then you lose out on the personal story You're just losing out on content if you don't have all four of your party members be um characters who You know who are pre-made and also if you really like the pre-made characters The story is set up to where it's not like a huge Spoiler really but the people who you don't choose to have your party members. They just like flat out die Yeah, I think they're round and poor joy in the beginning and then you don't I haven't seen any of them again. I think I yeah, they're they they just they flat out die if they're not in your party all of the other characters They die. They're just like they just get bad endings Which only which doesn't matter Well, it's like these characters are real characters In the sense that you know of them. So even if you don't want, you know, losa in your party you still Especially if you're familiar with the game She's still a character and she has a backstory and you're aware of her backstory So you feel really shitty about the fact that if she's not in your party She just has a bad ending in the world and that sucks Yeah, so They I think they screwed up on that aspect Yeah And yeah, that's for magic systems. I don't think of I can't think of one I got just been thinking about in a second. I don't know that there's one where I'm like, oh, yeah That's just a magic system. I love I like I'm gonna I'm gonna say flat out I don't really care too much for the like the tabletop role playing magic system that you normally have Where you get a certain amount of spells per day I don't really care for that. I don't like that. Um It legitimately sort of prevents me from playing a mage character because you have to like If you don't spend all your your Your hesitant to use spells Because you might need them later And so but because you they reset at the end of the day and stuff like that It's I don't that's why I like timers instead of Like like a flat set of mana that doesn't recharge or you get it very very rarely that kind of thing I don't want the there's a dnd online game who kind of does that and I just don't like it I don't I don't like games that make it to where you're really stingy with your stuff Like you have all these powers, but you got to really be sparing with how they're used and I'm like, that's not all that fun Is it? Yeah, I could think of one. I just Accused it as it's around I guess I don't know. Um Three fat 100. Could you say? um I can't I can't see where this quote starts. Oh in the beginning of the episode. Can you say long live halloweeners? halloweeners long live You have to be that's the that's the way it works. You have to beep after saying it Long live halloweeners Forever and ever also when is your civil war breakdown because I need it really badly No, no no date planned. I'm afraid but uh bitch Hey, man. I'm looking forward to making it. It's gonna be fun You know, it's got other things to make too Where's your snakes on a plane 2 video? Hmm? I really want this they made a snakes on a plane 2. I'm not surprised really. I was about to say surely they did I would expect them to I'm gonna just haven't heard of it That speaks to its incredible quality No, apparently there isn't one. Oh, you think they've made a b-movie thing, you know They made a b-movie The real one I got it. I followed that He's in the hive He's saying they made a b-movie, which is that movie that had wasn't Seinfeld in it or something Who's the voice in that I forget If you know what or look if you know where to look on youtube you could see gerry Seinfeld naked Good. Yay cool The stuff you learn on efab I like the magic system in skull dogry pleasant Is it better than the magic system in skull dogry unpleasant? Someone said that's the purpose of cantrips. No cantrips are kind of like lame like they they're they're very Low power kinds of spells and stuff. They're it's not nearly the same as like the right proper spells Like I get why the system is made that way because you know you need a dm and It's a tabletop sort of thing, but that doesn't mean I just I don't really care for it Uh last of us more like the last of drunkmen got him Last of drunkmen Isn't that the name of the oh drunkmen versus drunkmen? Maybe there was the may may Why why does he have to be drunk? What what are you saying? What's the suggestion there? So can you can't be drunk now? Okay. No I'm refusing Yeah, I'll shut you up. Would you give stuckman the big drunk? How many of these things do I have too many? Okay They tlj'd the last of us that's what I've heard. That's the easy comparison ghostbusters was great. What do you guys even mean? Um, I did did I put 2016 in the tile? I did thank goodness God, I wouldn't want to give the wrong impression um Weekend I like your retweets. She is best girl I I I'm sure he would agree. That's probably animatitty stuff. Mm-hmm. I mean, that's what it should be, you know If it's about weekend. Yes. Hey guys. I was wondering and then it has Like thinking face time and what looks like a vampire. I can't tell I think that's confusing. I hate it. What do you think it means? I'm kind of code um This evap mi a2 abram's dubbed uwu bulge nusla Patiently waits to ambush any pafe armored column that might foolishly enter its kill zone The crew being servants of the long man can wait for extended periods of time All very informative nature program They all live in this one habitat seems kind of contrived to me Aborted. I think it's a plot hole Or that it's not a plot hole at all. It's just boring to watch similarly to watching creamy sheev have creamy tizm time Yeah Totally natural don't judge him Come on pick man's They beat up innocent flowers. She was a bad man um Have you seen any of star wars or game of thrones? They both get better over time Remember if you don't like where it ended it's george's fault We've covered more than just like the one or two people over time Well, they said that in game of thrones, so Oh, I think they're memeing. Maybe that's like an ironic comment. Oh, maybe um I was finishing the superchats of 90 then saw this go live decided to jump in high rags jay long bone Weekend warrior and metal Hello, also mutually. Hello Oh, it's you. It's you fine, man. It's just kind of fucked up. I will say no hello to jay Oh, I think it's okay He'll live Okay, how am I supposed to get the pick man's across this area? They're just gonna fall into the water and fucking die Nice. Let him die. I mean, no, don't yeah, a whole bunch died. Well, what can we do? Well, what can you do? Go pick man's I am doing oh this actually is good in them to some degree See, this is what we call just throwing all your shit at the wall. I'm just throwing them throwing open for the best um Crazy how every garbage film show Game spawns a slew of videos claiming that it's good actually, huh? We don't need reviewers. Just see if there are people claiming it's secretly brilliant Oh, I mean, yeah, like with renegade cut out there. We don't think we need reviewers at all You can just tell us if it was secretly brilliant Much being so secretly brilliant that everybody hates it Not even one person is in on the secret Amen renegade cut was Boss is weird They're like you gotta go for the eyes. It's kind of do you guys think that's fucked up? I don't know What is this game teaching us? Disable enemies ice bad disable your foes Quickly Um, this one just has concerned face. I don't I'm not 100% sure of what was happening at that point, but that could be applicable for many points Yes Lol y'all are silly wankers rags is a half massive and mauler is just a long man to try and look smart y'all are wankers Therefore I am profound I think that's something I said in the last stream. We did Therefore I am profound sounds familiar Yeah, that was from an efap thingy we covered It's true Did I win therefore I am round it's like it's how it ended or something like that Any more bosses didn't it? Oh, there's another one Oh, they're even killing all of them are now The chat. Hey, so I'm just gonna recommend this amazing game once and move on or take it or leave it Remnant from the ashes a dungeon crawler looter shooter basically dark souls with guns, but far better Oh, remember I bought that so we can play together and never played it together. We played it together. You just don't remember I heard it. I heard pretty good It was fun. I played on stream actually. I completed it Twice I think it was it was a good like Time spandy game for a while. Yeah, it was all right Rest in your nerd shit What the fuck I'm gonna nerd all the time Trash You just say ape trash Is it is it because I used to be of an ape in my potential genealogy that you would say such a thing? Yes fucked up That's about right. Um Heath Ledger in the streets Arthur Fleck in the sheets I don't know about it Oh a ship part. Oh wonderful. All right lads pick up all your tisms. Oh, I found a guy get counter All right, I'm gonna need some more pigments Oh lol, they won't fucking kill themselves if they have to carry something across here. That's better Oh, what I want to pick wammons What can I say? I hate wammons Dab D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dab dab dab dab So I'm dying that's sad Which way is my home? Oh, there we go um Fun fact given the size of maulers army, he is more most powerful man in wales with his army He will conquer the isle of man three-legged kick j It's good that they specified that Let's pick 50 Uh, what do you expect from taika waititi star wars movie? Uh, I don't know what to expect Taking one of those I believe good or it could be bad like I have no idea Consume that Remember he was behind a lot of baptism in mandalorian as far as we know, so I confirmed Couldn't just have care everyone. Okay, don't get too excited too quickly A little bit funny What it's confirmed The film all right. Well, is it Is it like not a trilogy I guess Not that everything has to be a trilogy. I'm just curious I said they weren't gonna do trilogies anymore. I don't know if that's true anymore Um But yeah cautiously optimistic Don't watch hardcore henry watch shoot him up instead the hero literally kills bad guys using carrots Or maybe watch both as a double feature. I've seen shoot him up Pre-tri made mellow No, I've seen shoot him up before I met you Oh Nobody saw movies before they met me Um, but yeah shoot him up's fun. I I I like it. I like it. I never miss a shot It's an insane movie Like it when all the henchmen are getting killed and paul jimati is like Uh, are we really that bad or is he really that good? It's just like Uh, what do you expect? Oh wait, uh, I had a gallbladder removal on monday. Thanks for being here during my recovery. Damn Can you keep it if you want to? So what does the gallbladder do? Anyone I don't know You're taking all the good but for goals It's like it's what the knights of ren have instead of the bladder I thought it's what the romans wanted to pillage from ancient france That makes some sense I'm still a little bit confused, but I think that's enough for me to understand Oh, I made a dumb dumb Wait, what was that noise? That was jay doing noises. Yeah, you're right. Come die Where were we What is this shit? But yeah, uh, you know, hopefully you're able to remain entertained while you had a gallbladder removal I hope that's not too that serious. I just don't know what it is. It's near your bladder. I assume I used science to figure that out, by the way Nice job, dude and hyme I'm not your dude and hyme Sure, dude and her You can dude my hyme any day of the week I'm gonna run out of time because I can't get enough people here fast enough Fucking pikmin suck I know I shouldn't say that. They're an innocent people. You're gonna ride and burn down your spaceship. Oh my god She'll die your bastards. All right, all pikmin have been spent Hopefully they can get home in time. They probably won't Palco palco So I said um You should watch the battle star galactica 2003 miniseries for efat movies to watch the taste of batwoman out with something good Possibly that's not a no bad taste Batwoman's amazing you just hate women. Yeah, I was actually gonna suggest there. Yeah, have you ever thought you hate women? I don't know Not saying it's a definite but Biggest but what about the smallest in the medium? It's What about the spigots? Or the midi gets then it doesn't work stupid midi gets Update on diabetes I don't know. We're friends with him. Thank god Wait, you mean diabeto. I'm okay with diabetes No, I think they're talking about wilfred brimley. They want an update to see if he's brackets alive in brackets. Yeah, that's why I said alive Diabeto is the one you're thinking of metal diabetes is his mental Who isn't as evil we discovered in the last few episodes of the season Okay, okay. Sorry about that. You think he's evil, right? I don't think ever You know that tins out not as evil as you might have been mistaken. Also. Good god. I'm gonna run out of time Where's the part you useless monsters? The four sequels are bad Name one sequel that was good that one They told you uh I agree alien covenant All right, fine. You win. I didn't think you could do it but you did High five man It seems my streamlabs messages got lost. So rags and mohler marry yiff kill made marion crystal or captain amoeba Didn't you answer that we answered that? Yeah, that one was answered That's in the pikmin stream catch up number eight that was answered But do you want to give the answer again in case they don't go jack? I forget what your answer was but Nice Thanks, man. I got a giga counter in my ship. You guys jealous a little bit All right, do you have to worry about the pic right pic to get a pikmin rate? I don't think you can make a pun out of that radiation pick radiation land. Yeah, that's something um So yeah rags, what was your choice out of marry kill yiff made marion crystal and captain amelia? I think it was kill amelia mary uh crystal marion you know Um a lot of those sound like troll videos that remarkable republican would have made but i'm sure Renegade made them seriously. This is going to be bad. It was a special kind of bad. He really didn't say anything Just kept saying it's for fuck you. It's kids. It's for kids. Damn it. You're like, all right, okay It was marketed for kids like was it though? Oh, what it? Man, I need more picmans of every color um Since it's pride month look up the gay bomb It's a hypothetical non-lethal chemical weapon proposed by the us air force in the 90s The idea was to use female sex hormones to turn male soldiers homosexual and extremely horny I like the idea that they're like no, don't drop that on us. No, that'll ruin everything. Don't do that Start fucking now Orgy in the open nothing can be done um Before last jedi ghostbuster 2016 was the worst movie i'd ever seen Yes, pretty bad Which is worse If we're talking totally I mean, which one would you rather watch again? Oh From what was the selection sorry ghostbusters 2016 or the last jedi Which would you rather watch again? Which one is shorter? Ghostbusters Well, I guess that's I think I'd go with ghostbusters really is shorter. Yeah, especially if we're not doing the extended one Yeah, then let's do ghostbusters even if ghostbusters was the longer one I don't know if I'd want to see what they do to luke again And I just don't want to Through most of whatever it is anyway Yeah, disney star wars has so much baggage on what it destroys As people pointed out there is an element of like which is more fun to make fun of and it's like Hmm I would say ghostbusters is more fun to make fun of Kill j makes me frustrated because it all eventually comes back to they ruined just beloved things They certainly did to more of a degree than ghostbusters did All right blue it is Do your best video essay voice So the training for that is you got to do random pauses Gotta sound like you're hurt like you're on the floor and you're Should you actually use a voice you would never yeah, don't use your actual voice. That's where you fail. Don't do that. No, no, no, no You have to play like a character. You have to be like a kitten on the floor just struggling to stay alive And did this what? Kitten with leukemia Of the living room as a toddler walks on you So sad That's the point. It's a real sad sort of thing. It's just oh my god. How did this happen? How did it die and channel that into sort of like How it's gonna like you're gonna be talking about how the thing Is so it's just so fucking deep and sad You use that like whatever even if it's like the happiest movie ever I'd be like, oh my god, this is so fucking sad It's gonna be confusing of course because a lot of people won't exactly know why you're saying that But it'll become clear in the tone that you are correct And the tone old and then of course you have the um I guess some of this is editing some of this is the voice but uh I don't know if it works for all accents. You might need to fake an accent Like The canadian slash um American like californian accent is the most common one i've come across Maybe that's just because it's a common accent in general, but oh boy That seems to be the very common apparently you can hold your nose And uh get away with A video sx. There's lots of ways to do it. I wouldn't want to limit someone by saying it's just the one I am going to go to bed now See You guys are convinced that that's actually what he's gonna do Very nice. I hope you have a very good sleep You oh man Thank you You Can sleep now And do you want to plug your churnal? Oh, I guess you did already It's I made a cursed video about snakes in the playing gorge a cursed video true All right. Good. Goodbye j. Have a good It's a scroll list of my patrons well Moving on I recently replayed at bio shock infinite and I remember that both you and rags have some serious gripes of the game What are they exactly long live tonal than may the spiders keep you Exactly. How many hours do you have? So, uh, I I know this sounds like a cop out But matthew mitosis nails it just his video is like 40 minutes He goes through a lot of points and you'll go through it better than Rags and I probably could Because he's just come off playing the game and he's got loads of footage to back him up but Main issues were how it fucks with bio shock Uh, how incredibly simplistic and monotonous the shooting and just gameplay in general was The not yeah, the story making no fucking sense at all by the time you get to like the mid game to the end um The game Clearly thinks a lot of itself. I know that sounds like a very odd thing to say, but it's true Yeah, the everything that was good about bio shock. They just took out. I mean, I guess It was a neat looking world, but they took out all the aspects of exploration that made rapture really feel amazing Like they really did just dumb the fuck Down That series for bio shock infinite. It was really it really was made for like the lowest common denominator Call of duty player And it's everything because um They really do end it with implying like this There's just this potential for like a million different games, but it was just like that's the last one Oh, yeah establish the whole world of Lighthouses man girl thing Yeah, it actually kind of makes it suck if there was more games because you'd know that there's an infinite amount of multiverses and that You have to really it does make what you do seem very insignificant almost meaningless Again, though more specifics more detail mathematosis video. He's uh, he goes through a lot of it And I remember I think I've said this before but his take on it Made it so that I didn't really want to cover it myself. I was like no need Yeah, I would have to play it again for specific things because it's been a a couple of years Since I played it short of play through. It's the most simplistic dull shooting I think you could ever have in a video game like it is so so dull Agreed Pretty key. Also. Yeah, Elizabeth's character makes no sense Um, you guys should totally do the efap game jam chase mentioned itch.io has a pretty simple way to host game jams I'm not against that idea. Sounds like it could be cool Okay Game jam, what was that? It's like jelly. It's like getting a bunch of people um a sort of Instead of little things that they have to have and then they have to make a game over a certain amount of time Uh, uh, okay. Yeah, I heard about that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now that you mentioned it You can get some good games to come out of a game jam. Sometimes it's pretty cool Yes, maybe one day, uh Reddit checkoffs antlers the best cut is in half with a chainsaw All right After a few days of paif soy tank column is driving by efap tanks position the commander orders and what is that FSS just seed bc Is just a big long word. I'm trying to figure it out. I don't know could be an anagram She'll be loaded and for the gunner to aim for the lead tank Which starts armor piercing high explosive fin stabilizing discarding same say bots High explosive High explosive capitalistic cap This is a real thing and someone thought it was necessary Oh That's what that abbreviates to An aphe fsds h e at h ecbc That's a real thing Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and say I find that hard to believe but sure Hello molly ragu at al karo Right now at al means and the rest Oh, okay all others I'm just like al is not here true Um, I watched space force and you guys totally should watch it. I love your opinions at least one of the jokes is steve karal is dancing Love you all. Oh All right I've seen that I saw the trailer for space force and I saw it like two days before um Oh, fuck all these dudes are gonna get killed great You'll suck just I don't want to fight the frog Very frogs gay It's like yeah, good job. You drink the honey as he murders you next one Oh You see i'm as annoyed as metal Why does this character has a whip as a weapon it's fucking shit Whips are still shit even send us more What is this giant flumbus? Flumbus don't you what are you fighting? Oh Maybe the fish got lost in the air As fish do Yeah, that would be the place for fish to get lost but You think they'd fall back down into the water. No, no, no Gravity doesn't always work the way I just find myself on the ground again Hmm let's find out if I can even kill this thing Things are going well so far so far. Oh move Oh shit, you're a big big man. Okay. Um Yeah, I was I saw the trailer for it. Uh, it has I forget his name Um, the guy the old guy who died who isn't bilbo Why am I uh, oh you talking about Christopher Lee? No, um the one who was in anka man The one who's in the wally Chat help me out. Oh, are you talking about um john goodman? I don't even know if he's dead. Um, it wasn't well for brimley But he's alive though. That's good John Malkovich, no I know somebody fred willard that was it fred willard died So I was like, no and it was just after I saw him in the trailer and I was like, oh, yeah, that's right He died pretty recently like last month. Yeah, I was surprised. I was just like, oh, he's super old But he's still he's still going cool and there's like he's dead now. I was like, oh fucking oh man Bullshit That's live Uh, have you ever seen old boy the 2003 korean version not the 2013 american remake? If so, what did you take on it? One of my all-time favorite movies? I watched it Last year I think yeah, it's pretty good. I really love that fight scene where they do like a I think everyone does Like this this uh, I don't know almost 2d fight scene. I guess I don't know to describe it properly But everyone probably knows what I'm talking about Yeah, and they try to recreate it in the new film and it was horrible I didn't even know there was a new film It's the worst everyone hates it It needs to be perished Oh, actually that's a point everyone go watch yms's video on that if you want to like, you know, find out why it's terrible Yeah After you watch his kimba one. Mm-hmm Watch them all All right Hashtag release the figgy cut. No Nobody wants to see that Man if that guy had total pure unmitigated creative freedom, I am just imagine what what would he do When they say produces ruin everything, it's like I feel like they probably made that better Oh Mola bvs ultimate edition is loved by many. It's also not liked by many Um But I'm I've heard from many that it is very much superior to the theatrical vision. Maybe um, maybe efab will have a dceu arc You could do that once the prequel arc is done absolute help And I'm drunk Um ragnarok is good chat just doesn't know what it's saying civil war is good too High five man high five This guy knows what's up Uh, I have family business to attend to but I will still tell you dumbo's to watch hardcore henry If you refuse wilford's alive status might change. Oh my god I already seen the movie though. Stop telling me to watch it again. I think he might be might be talking to us What do you think rags? This whole time the guy saying wash hardcore henry. Was he talking to us? No, I thought he was talking to jay Right, you know, yeah, okay For a second there. Lucky you man. I know Would have been super awkward Super awkward. Let's go kill. I can't kill the giant flumpus Maybe it's when it sucks. That's what I'm supposed to oh my goodness This is a dangerous will from my little Pikmin my damn. Oh my goodness I am a lamb Well black ready my my lamb. Oh black ready my lamb That baby had a baby It was child of baby You leave the baby alone Like bookbusters because it was made just for that baby This buster was made for black babies everywhere Whoa black baby Man my lamb. Whoa black baby Come along now Pikmin take his corpse move it away Wait all of you come back you bastard No, stop it kill him salt his corpse. I love it when they do that Um wow Hi wags Hello Hello rags alive moorler alive metal alive my ewok jlb alive and we can't worry alive with no mouth I have some more room to type and I don't Know Hello I worked on the construction department for ghost busters 2016 the stories I could tell about the dumpster fire that was that production staggering. Let me know if you want me to call in That's pretty funny that That could be interesting if you want to if you want to type something out at least I I'd kind of be curious if you're legit. Yeah At us in the discord with one of your many stories, sir I Shall be curious to see what's what such things took place take the corpse take it back to the mothership. Oh, no We need to know why it decided to attack I mean we probably attacked first No Seeing here, I guess Why couldn't they keep saur on away from the giraffes because he was quite the necromancer Hmm I mean stop throwing your soup at me. Why did I have to be saur on for that joke to work? You know No No, I got And it all very strong so many. Oh, right. I got a deposit more pickman. Whoops Stupid fish thing is trying to kill my Pikmin What just happened Help Dude, how can the fish thing can be at my house? That seems fucked up I guess oh, it does kill them. No, it doesn't know what's going on. He's my amper Don't get lost Oh, he will And he's lost cut him stop blowing. Oh my god. There's so many Pikmin around that don't have a dad Dad though Gather the Pikmin All right, now just run away from the big old spooky thing Actually wait grab the thing Grab it. Oh, yeah um Long man, do you have a long lady in your life? If not, I know some good websites where you can get one on the cheap How cheap I have 15 euros in my in my pocket right now if you're talking about long ladies.org. I'm already all over it Wow, I never told me all that one. No, I don't tell anyone about it. I'm the only customer We lost quite a few Pikmin there. Oh, they all got fucking nibbled on Don't get nibbled on um I Boke the matrix three nine six equals love I don't get it. No, I don't get that one either Uh, do you think Unkar Plut's wife left him because she was an Unkar slut Well, then he left her because of that, okay Unkar the Chad Also, what is your favorite lego set? I mean, what I don't know I don't know if I had a favorite lego set. I liked a lot of them I think I had the preferring hot wheels mostly the lego actually I always had like a huge box with like random legos and just build shit Was a good time Yeah Do uh and high rags ooh mele read the Jar Jar lines. No Jar Jar I also helped work with the special effects department on ecto one. Well, we had three of them and the ecto bike They gave me five hundred dollars to prop it out The ecto bike Oh, right. They had a bike in that film When you say prop it out Do you mean like just put stuff on it that makes it look ghost buster-y that Is it what you mean? Yeah, you know, I feel sorry for anybody who had to work on that honestly It's a sin that they they made anyone do it Um, as soon as they introduced the cast members I was like nah, I'm out screw these nostalgia grabs I mean, was it even a nostalgia grab at that point? They just seem to want to hurt people's feelings Yeah Oh my god, you can take down the fish thing No, don't do it. I thought they're all bouncing off him, but it turns out they're not To hack him. Oh, he fell and he's dead Oh, and he tends to a tiny little nothing. Oh, shit. He dropped loads of stuff cool Quick harvest his bones Did he drop something gay? There's lots of juice could be juice You say no No, I said Did rags say no No rags not here. I thought I thought I hit someone saying no and I was like, why would you say no to cougar juice? You're going insane mule on high. I think it's just I'm just concerned someone might say no to cougar juice. Why would you do that? No No I would never Um, oh god, I got a big family of Pikmin right now Do do do do Um, Harley Quinn was at her best in the animated series. It's been downhill since then changed my mind I wouldn't want to change your mind because you may very well be right I um, I don't actually know much about Harley Quinn But um, I would be concerned for anybody who feels she's being destroyed by whatever Of many iterations of everything that they're doing for DC Uh evening massives Ghostbusters 2 is better than bridesmaids 2 the ghost catchers Also Ghostbusters 2 nostalgic rig review when also high ragu Um Ghostbusters 2 for nostalgia critic. I I guess we we we could check it out give it a little test So let me just sort of just go through with with with the community what a good nostalgia critic video is to cover because I feel like there's probably a lot of them Gotta get that right one. You know the van helsey one. That's always a possibility Come on pick man's Try it all Well, it just gives us a reason to watch van helsey and talk about it. Oh Not necessarily that could speed Worn horror it's orange. I'm down your bastard All of you kill him Oh, I love it What now What no, you know, you complain a lot for someone who's enjoying dark souls You you hit me no actually I did I fucking stutter No, I just don't didn't hear you I think I did stutter Shut up. Stop stuttering. It's annoying I don't get up there. What is the point of me doing this? I don't think I ever learned what what this even is I can't get you It's a large gate Um, all right you lads you open up this bridge for for the other pigment I'll go collect some yellows to open up another thing I'm using teamwork Torn work that dude right there. He's not doing anything. What's that about? Get in there you bastard Um Watch the movie first then come back to me That's like if someone told me don't knock it before you try it when referring to jumping off a bridge look Ghostbusters 2016 could have been fantastic and he was saying you know give it a fair chance and that is fair Yeah Which is what we did we watched it and it was shit. Yeah, I watched it twice You matched it twice. Oh my goodness It was playing on boat two two monitors of yours on that one. Yeah, I was making sure I get all the things Metal's weird like that You're metal Dude don't offend me like that If you were to dab me Let me know choice, but to tap you Oh, I gotta build two bridges. What's that about? Oh All right, well tap and dab it's like rags hit me with a babu-frick. Hey Hey Is there a fucking red dude up there? Whoa racist. Oh, Jesus Christ. You can't talk about tonto like that. Look. It was an accident. I'll never say it again maybe Don't wait next to him for that too So much turn waiting Um and muesli hit me with a does it hurt Does it hurt the only good thing to come out of the st of those two things? Well, that's not bad Of all the things you asked Ask google if it hurts in german Oh nine oh nine Please update us on tonal for efap 100 nothing yet No, no concretisms But um, you know a man can hope a man can dream A man can dream though A man can dream It will be disappointing to not have him for efap 100, but uh, there's a good chance. It's not gonna happen So let's let's let's keep our expectations in check everybody I want to be disappointing everybody under the assumption that it was possible. He's a very He's a very elusive man Mr. Tonaldius See the thought of him makes metal come Don't always worse the writing for this trash or the fact that the director and cast were proud of this terrible movie Both of those things are pretty bad. I will give you that But have you considered No, I got nothing What the hell am I supposed to do about all this? I can't climb shit I guess I could go up there. All right, let's do oh, why is there bad people everywhere? Do it Go on eat your juices The gunner of uwu bulge nusla takes aim and fires the shell zooming through the air ripping into lead soy tank side hammer And directly into the ammo storage the paif tank is quite literally vaporized in the explosion Oh, I actually watched um Don't lost lost the catch up. I think rags is recommending a video talking about how fury is inaccurate. I actually watched it It was like an eight minute video. It's pretty cool um relatively quick But uh fair points Fair points I guess I throw you guys What do I throw you guys? You throw them away in the garbage with the rest of the aliens. I want to do that You will be safe here Like newt gunray was safe on mustafar That means he wasn't 50 years have passed but I do not age time has lost its effect on me yet efap 100 still continues Mauler's grasp Mauler's grasp chokes the past Present and future hope is lost gotta get back back to the past Movie bob. Hi raggle door Hello Why is why is it so in proximity close to talking to a movie bob? I don't think raggle door would want that Nope, I don't want any door near me while i'm looping Oh, i'm gonna need my yellowman to get up there All right fine blues. We got a pillow Who said I'll go away No, oh man Stop that Oh my god sewing my fucking picnic retarded I know that's not you but still All of you climb climb Uh Someone literally argued that batwoman letting alice go free was okay because it was the same thing that luke did for vader. Please eviscerate this So which instance of it was okay like the first the second the eighth So first of all vader died luke didn't even get to let him go He didn't even yeah, he didn't even have a chance to do that Uh, vader would very likely have had to have answered for war crimes if he had made it back to the republic I fucking doubt that he could turn up on end or and start dancing with everyone Hey everybody sure glad that guy's gone. I actually helped are they like I mean He's like though. He's like those glasses on with a nose and it must harsh like I'm totally good now. I'm like alice. It was like no I don't believe you She's the worst But yeah, uh, you can't even compare them. So, yeah, that's over Good good stuff Get rekt alice is quite literally a horrible monster as well like this At least vader seemed to like you could actually You know explain his decisions Alice is just nuts Oh not much luck there Hello bigot sandwiches the last of us to stream when Uh, give me two weeks at the least Two weeks for the last of us two until the last of us two Why is that horrible until the until the final is released or until you start I think i'm gonna start them once the finals mostly ready And uh, just do You know that because the last bit is always the copyright stuff, which is fucking lame, but it has to be done Um And so uh when when all that's being done. So just re-rendering re-uploading re-rendering re-uploading I'll probably start playing the last of us See why not Kind of doing gaming streams every once in a while anyway, right? Yeah, I suppose though I do that like every day Oh, you like video games I play them like uh once in a while every day. That's so cool. I I think they're pretty cool I'm actually playing one right now. Oh, yeah. What's the name of this video game? Dark souls. Yeah, I don't believe you. You ever heard of it? Dog swords. It's like super hard shit. What is like, how does it work? Why are the swords dark? What does that mean? I know it's a diversity thing, I think Oh Well that question answered sweet. All right lads It's about the end of the day. I'm afraid. No No, I'm eating my pick man Get away Stop eating my pickles Your son of a bitch you're eating my pickles. I was on my pickles just so What did you bring me? Are they pickles? What the fuck did you bring me? What did you bring me? What did you bring me? The health bar in all of our finally makes sense. I can actually hit these things so I can delay them while my pick man run away Go boys go Um Hello, everybody. Thanks for the streams for getting me through work and extra Thanks for j longboat and the e-fab crew for suffering through batwoman. So we don't contribute to audience numbers Or on the way for those by the way You need to contribute though. We need More yeah, I was gonna say the last thing we need is for the show to end Like if they announce tomorrow that they're canceling season two after like lost difficulties, I would be very sad Yeah, I would be sad too. We would actually have to just start with super girl Is there any chance of getting anywhere near the wonders? That level of horrible Batwoman um Don't like game of thrones season eight. Well, it's clearly not for you For kids We all do it I'm usually and weekend metal bone Hello, that's one. Um, I noticed j is not here. Can we do that more often? Also, I'm not a faggot, but would love to tap that ragu Hmm. Yeah, my legs Hello Yeah, what a wad of led to that. What the fushu chat that very bad Um, I can see her feet. Am I the only one who noticed? Wait, who? Whose feet did we cover today? Whose feet did we cover today? Yeah, I don't remember. Good question um Guardians of the galaxy volume two objectively good or bad. I like it, but I think ego is retarded Also, can you read the tragedy of doth plague as the wise and dexter's voice? Um ego Oh, I'd have to I would have to think about it and hear out the arguments, but I do think that um Ego could probably have done a better job at surviving toward the final act in that film. I think but um I remember it being pretty solid guardians too. I could be wrong I'm excited if I heard some arguments about where the floors may lie Um, Lindsay Alice has a different opinion than y'all, but her videos are pretty great Check out her long game of thrones vids and you spare time I've always felt that she's very hit or miss. Uh, she can make some good stuff. She makes some stuff that confuses the shit out of me You fools licking the gun gives you poison damage Oh Hmm. I don't know that. How could you not know that? You never licked your gun before? No Uh, can confirm licking firearms grants a plus one bonus to hit Bet you didn't know that rags Nope, I had no clue this whole time. I've been doing it the wrong way knew it Um, I pat rags head while he humps my leg. Hi rags Hello Mola, how long will tfa part 3 be and so with how many movie bob challenges could be consumed in the runtime and high Well, so does that mean is it 90? Was it 90 minutes was the limit on the movie bob challenge? Yeah, yes That means About about two and a half movie bob challenges could be consumed for an average sized person Oh, yes, if they were to consume a small fairly small meal. Yeah, there you go Um Rags, do you like synth wave? Yeah, it could be good You mentioned it in passing some e-faps ago and I was surprised since I feel like no one knows about it I don't think a lot of people do Seems to be fairly popular on youtube Oh, do you mean like background noise and stuff? Um, I mean, I don't video essays for whatever Reason they want to use it. Mm-hmm, but the songs themselves They can have a lot of views and there's a lot of channels a lot of people making it Yes The explosion causes the trailing soy tank to be flipped upside down meaning Meanwhile another shot from uu bulge nuzla deletes the rear tank in another explosion The remaining paved tank panics Jesus Christ, how many paved tanks are there? I guess I guess that makes sense, right? How many how many videos have we covered? Well, it all follows. There's a lot of tanks out there They're all very shit though Uh first time chatting superbly. Hi rags Hello Thanks for super chatting and this one just says hi rags Oh, hello to you the last of us two got a nine plus out of ten score critically Commit self-expiration Oh Maybe you never thought about the fact that it's actually the bestest game all of the ever Did you think about that all of the ever? It's like pretty good. I was gonna say a lot of people don't even know how good that is. I do Jealous, I wish I wouldn't know Hmm. All right Split up lads. Let's get this blown open And it's good to forget where I'm supposed to go for the others. Let's look around shall we? Um R to roof this Weetowed Oh, I think he wants they're hard to take the the mean Ghostbusters man to the roof Mola don't play the last of us two. It's way too easy I got a Joel in one my first try and you don't even get to look at real women Oh my goodness. Not even real. Oh my god. That's fucked up, man. It's wrong It's wrong Another fucking barrier. What are the odds? Are you lads fucking barrier? Come here drop them bombs and come on. Come on now. Oh, you didn't even drop your bomb. You little retard You can say it because these things are cold retards. Hmm Which color which color are the retarded ones yellow? Oh my goodness, they jump really high though So that's something Well Hmm, I didn't know they were known for that, but I guess it checks out All right, if I can get you all Here first, this is gonna be weird, but hopefully it works Considering leaving my wife. What does ragu think us? Uh, I mean do what you feel you have to do, but Now really try and make it work. I suppose if you can That's a big decision If you're if it's a wife and you need to be going for advice if that's something that you're really considering Yeah Yeah, if I might need to go see like a counselor. We're less known for our advice about marriage Not Unknown for it, but less known for it I wouldn't say that we've never given advice about divorce, but you know Oof camera whip at me Of course autism and a chasm. All right Um, hello miss j longbone She would say hello back pocket squares are 12 dollars on amazon for the 150 million this film cost That's a lot of pocket squares I don't I don't think they spent a lot of pockets Look it's a very clever name and you just don't get it because it's for kids. Yeah, it's very clever You don't get it Someone was up all night thinking of that I know I was Oh damn it pick man get up there They can't get up there Good boys go go go and they can move it. Oh my god. I did it. I figured it out ragu Oh yay I figured out how to sacrifice my pick man the most correct appropriate way Oh, no, the gods of rektopia are happy with me. Oh stop it. Stop beating up my fix like the blood of pick man Pickman don't look like they taste good though. No no They're not very delectable Why didn't they just take it this way? Why they could fit through here? I hate them I'm like anakin on this subject I hate them all right I don't think I have enough time to figure out all the ins and outs of the rest of this game. I'm gonna I'm saying I'm gonna my time's running out um What you cannot hate women molla. What is this nonsense? I could reply to that, but I just won't Well, then Yeah, it's just beneath me. I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response that that is the like the epitome of lazy Is it okay if j long bone leaves? She's funny and cool and everything, but you know woman Yeah Yeah, only fair. We don't like ghost busters. So Na na na na na No, no To sum up my flasms. That was sexual Hey Weekend you massive update on part two also high rags Hello, I'm afraid weekend what it isn't currently here, but Um, I don't think he said anything while he was here about part two, did he? me Nagois No, sorry Didn't say anything with a noise guy in a bender guy Over here You rebellious rambunctious little big bidu In the water, it's safer Um hakuna matata angry scooby-jew. I remember scooby-jew Scooby-hooby-jew Oh great another giant pig thing floating fish monster Don't beat you to fuck up No Shaking off my Pikmin. I find this offensive All of you attack him while he's down more or An aggressive battle to say the least Yeah, I think I want to Oh, he did oh, he's so dear Um, it's for children, which is why there are so many sexual jokes and bits and that character's job and mature terms And what is this argument? I don't know and he makes it many times I think he thinks it's very credible Kid argument weird Yeah, why not just take your time with the kid argument and do it once like really be sure of what you're trying to say and then be done with it That'll just randomly being like, you know what kid argument again Way to god Pikmin if you all get yourselves killed moving these things. I'm gonna kill you Their blood will be on your hands My blood will be on their hands if they do the opposite Stop eating my pekban Stop eating my pickles I just have a big jar of pickles. I'm like stop it So I've got to buy for my pickles. Why are you doing this? I've given you so much More more pickles What's in it for the Pikmin exactly? I multiply them by telling them how to eat and then convert Wow, how are there any Pikmin around by the time you got here? Uh, they were hibernating until an entity such as I could teach them the way Don't touch the Pikmin Renegade cuts idiot that judges films by politics. He pulls out from nothing Also, why does Melissa McCarthy look like a long-haired Harvey Weinstein? I don't have the answers of that. I mean, she's certainly not an attractive person. Not an attractive Harvey Weinstein. It's not very funny This film's anything to go by. I feel like the comedy part Really be helped out By not being as bad as it is Don't you guys agree with that? The bad comedy overshadows everything Oh, holy fuck. I need a source of bombs game, please My Pikmin just keep finding things they can't do anything with. It's very depressing There's something for you all to do Um When you have little longoids just chat get to help choose the names like a straw poll of the names Like you're considering will wacky uncle raw babysit Wacky uncle raw who knows what that uncle Raj's gonna do next maybe throw them out of the fucking rooftop Wacky uncle raw episode three death out out now How much time do I go on this date? I actually do stuff a little bit What some may refer to as some time Beyond the pee One of them has to be named bilbo I don't see if if any of us would have children. I don't think we would we would have chat name them. I don't think Seems unlikely is all I'm saying, you know Liar But yes, one of them would indeed be bilbo Schmilbo Schmuggins I don't know. You said smuggins Go rag it Little bondoist chrondo flombus See only the most incredible names being constructed today Give me my god damn red pick man No Give me my red pickles Give my god damn pickles Not say this long to bring down a wall surely My god, there are so many walls everywhere This place is my the walls That's fine. We'll just spend the whole game knocking them down um No, you one soy tank with a pinup of jenny nickelson painted on the turret tries to go off-road to escape It it's a temp sir in vain as it is erased from existence from a third shot from evamp tank It seems like all of these are just tanks getting blown up. I'm starting to spot a theme So it's obama's fault. It's obama's fault that ghostbusters 2016 sucks. Well, yeah I don't understand how you could reach any other conclusion. I think he made that very clear in his argument Our guillotine Oh Cup the juicy juiciness You leave the juicy Hey, how come he's not taking damage? Oh, he's dead now Men allow us So he just reminded me of he's in Troy that's what that name is from Everybody attack the thing go Okay Thanks for ghostbusters 2016 obama. Yeah, it's kind of awkward, isn't it? Reagan was apex rat. Obama was a little clown rat to him Hmm If a chatter said it it's more than likely true probably Prombus Lee pre brambly did I do? That means yes It's in latin. Yeah. It's a lot of syllables Oh, yeah, it's because I made it up. I mean because it's very sophisticated Um from dragon's advocate gadelb. It was not made for you. It was made for obama Goddamn you obama. I think I've got a note for like randomly saying it was made for kids throughout the next gadelb Ghostbusters are for kids. So say this simp to the queef wizards Simp to the queef wizards This is the kind of argumentation you have if your beliefs have never once been challenged in your entire life Well He already went over the belief challenging portion where people were saying it's bad because women Remember he already did that the gift fucked Damn you wammons The women they're destroying everything I knew it I have cracked open away for me to be able to carry All of the things I found but I got no no time left in the day to do so sad face I'm gonna run out of time and lose this game. I don't even know what happens if you do Uh, this is the game this guy This guy is the r-word and the f-word. Dang He's the really fat guy So I just finished game of thrones season four. Should I stop now? Hi jay long. Yes, you should Uh kids choice is so yes I know because I spent every day voting for johnny depp when I was a kid multiple times And you didn't even need an account to vote so it could easily be abused Spent multiple days vote for johnny dapper did it work Did he go out with you did it hurt? Johnny depp has won in a landslide of 10 billion votes Whoa, all the votes come from one house in wisconsin. It's incredible how they could pack him in like that But I get rules for rules Well, look, you're home, but it must be off the charts Mola, can you sing the ewok song? But instead of saying young yub nub you released tfa pot three at a reasonable time this month? I see what you did. I see it see it I don't know. I have no eyes It won't be this month reasonable time next month is the best I can do yub nub Ripsy Ian home rip joel rip tommy Rip a reenos and flip a reenos rip metal Wait, why I'm still here. Oh, he hasn't happened yet. Okay. I mean, what was happening? Mom She's the one who'll do it. Oh, no Titanic won 1998 favorite film at kids choice awards Well, you know kids kids have a taste There is a taste here of some kind Kids have a taste I think Is that what you said? I can't prove it, but I think it's probably fair. I don't know You don't think you're you're lie Uh, saw your post on neil druckman's tweet weekend warrior. Good shit He's been he's a fun man on twitter mr. Weekend. Yeah Uh, remember that jaws is a pg movie Really Is that true that film I don't think mission to mars was pg as well Jaws like they bite people and blood goes everywhere. This is really sure. That's a pg That's a pudge The pudgeluma. Oh, maybe The love of god the first ghost buses was a hit kids and adults. There was no our turn their turn crap. Yeah, I agree It's such a stupid argument. Like holy fuck You can't enjoy this the children of the new world shall enjoy it. You're like, what? But they will they enjoy the old one too That simply means that they're stupid, you see uh Answers all questions Grab the bombs you stupid fuck Hey racism you can't do that Hey, it's not my fault racism's effective. Okay Oh, yeah, okay Hang on what I didn't say that Um, it's a fork to all I hear is you're not allowed to not like it pretty much If you disagree you shall be maced in the streets You confused us what I mean by maced in the streets I can explain it No, no, I just get hit from off-camera and I got confused Maybe it was mace Windu But he had like a like a pitchfork Where's the base? What do the numbers mean mace? Mr. Windu Get get mace mason. That's very funny. I didn't get it too complicated for me. I give up God, he's so stupid And how Are you dumb? You dumb I will sacrifice that child rags I will Ragus McBingleton I guess they're trying to hold you accountable for that, but I think you agree with it, so Yeah That was me. I swear Boo weekend warrior alive is a short man bad Yeah, I guess that must be when he left. I don't know next time I'm with my girl I'm gonna whip it out and say it's time to let the children play just to get Actually Plume my toy. No, don't do it Shrack an unbridled praise when Not out of the cards not impossible We'll say that But as for a when impossible brew to know And it was this a thing the whole time. I probably should have done this first No, no, no, get off the thing. Don't touch it. Don't touch a glue on drive. That's That's just I'm glad we agree that it's you Destroy the child Stupid lying bugs kill them kill them That's like a long time Okay, uh, I'm just gonna go get more blues. I guess. Oh you guys get off the thing Get off the thing Yeah, if you just beat him up to begin with none of you would have died but no, you don't listen to muesli. No, no, no No, no Muesli ictus pedis j I think that's latin for kick j Latin is a beautiful language It's dead language. Why didn't the snakes eat one another if they became hyper aggressive? Because snakes are a team Yeah, they're working towards a common goal. Yeah, why would they eat each other? That's fucked up. We just slid her in around I got it poor fuck. It's like harry popper and the prisoner of butts rewards But what's the prisoner of my sex dungeon? Yeah Sissis sex dungeon Oh, yeah, why is a frog killing all of my pac-man? like like dude Really? You have pac-man. That's op Pac-man's pretty good Loretta's bone I don't even know how that does Nor shall you need to know But I want to know now Oh my god Let me know god damn it. I don't want to have to kill a frog But he keeps attacking me. Do you think if I made a deal with frog old he would prevent his people from doing this? No No Won't do a jump do a jump Oh Shit We got like one two three four one two three four Very complicated you see um In assi's forestgump video. He says it sees obedience as an american value and is therefore conservative Obedience is conservative. All right Adam and sitch covered it. It was dumb Hmm Um, my ewoks you got a refresh. I think that was about when it froze Yeah Legends was better than all of the st combined. It gave us the vong and guilty pleasures like lord neax lightsaber suit Darken solo was way better than ben. It isn't hard to be better than ben solo just saying Also high raggles and mollies That's what I have to say about that. Yeah The remaining soy tank manages to spot its attacker and returns fire Fortunately for the efab tank its armor is actually worth a damn so she's shell splatters like a paintball onto the frontal armor You're a fault I doubt george planned for this blast for me No, I don't think so. I don't think he would have done it nothing george Would have Dude, that'd be really cool to know is if he could rewind time. Would he actually have uh not sold stalls? I don't think he would have sold it. I I honestly don't think he would have I think most people like to think he would enough The sequels were decent Then maybe But man, I think he definitely wouldn't have sold it if he knew Now what he did what if he knew back then what he does now? Yeah Poor lad He just wanted to have fun Or rather give people fun because I remember Like I don't think I ever even heard the take that like it's bad that disney have star wars I remember just being general good sentiment. It's just like this is good news Like wow, I can't believe it that well the sentiment was wow we're gonna get more star wars movies because it had been like Well, it was also that yeah, we won't get the prequels style, you know, like it'll be good movies now and it's like, okay We'll see here we are Yeah, where did that get us? God damn it death It brought us death. Oh my god That was pretty bad Oh, shit. I missed Okay, so if these pick men were smart enough to just walk into the water they would have their exit, but no Oh No No That's come on now. Come on That's all workers a team now. Come on At least bridge open Um, if palpitism can get laid there's hope for me yet That's the spirit Um, that's the sprite sprite cranberry force elongate and force tight. That's a real thing What cranberry? Yeah, that's right cranberry Force pull can be accurately relabeled as force come As force what force come. Oh, what about force come yum I don't see why that wouldn't be if you're making a like a cupcake float towards you Come yum Yeah, force elongate and force titan I I think they would probably make use of that those couples just saying force force clench That creamy sheave is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen except of course hitler All right, we got we got children sending us super chats clearly fans of hitler Uh Honestly the whole palpatine got laid and had a kid bit is the one area I kind of agree with this douche on He was the freaking king of the galaxy rule of trillions. He can pump and dump it Well, well, no, but nobody had a I don't understand who he was responding to who who said no creamy sheave couldn't have had a kid It's weird to think about the fact that he actually did It's not we're like we're fine with the idea that he did It's just having it be confirmed that he did is an odd mental image. Yeah, that's all Um ghosts of sithmas past Oh, yes So the sith ghost population were manning the ships too. That's why they don't know which way is up Why would sith ghost not know which way there's not anybody It's like at the end of bed knobs and broomsticks all the armor that comes alive to fight the nazis It's kind of like that inside of the sith armor. There's just like nothing really there That makes sense There's a fucking reference for you. You brought bread bed knobs and broomsticks a couple of you perhaps ago, I think If if if you haven't understood e-fap chat, you need to go watch that movie now. So you understand these references even better bed knobs and broomsticks bed brooms and knobsticks Come yams and McDonald's is using back in the day You could you could have kids movies like bed knobs and broomsticks Where you legitimately had like the nazis were in it just like in sound of music And gone with the wind they had black people in it. Yeah And you had what who did uh, indiana jones fight he fought the nazis, you know Like kids get ahead like it nazis were great bad guys for kids You didn't have to get into the whole holocaust thing you dab it on the juice You didn't have to get on into that is like the nazis were bad And they had the silly accents Yeah, they were talking like this and and metal was like they don't even talk like that really No, they do I was like come on Mel. Come on. Have a sense of humor you giant dingus You giant nazi Just like a nazi to be offended. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh my slorms You put your slorms down, sir. No All right, fine. You do it. You say Hakuna Matata What a wonderful fray Um Yes, let my creamy sheath flow through you That's how I imagine it went and anybody really does prove it. I don't think so No nor So many tism pick me, you know, if you can't pick it up just walk with me. It's fine I've been a whole day doing this. I don't think I don't think I'm gonna have enough time to do anything God, he's so worthless. No Uh, the paif tank seems to accept its fate as the fourth shell slams through the driver's viewport Decapitating him before detonating and causing the vehicle to vanish in a massive plume of black smoke Wow, he decapitated the driver. Okay now That's fucking cray cray that is palpatine becomes a toddler kylo. Look man, if you're not going to take this seriously Oh, that would be such a funny, uh repercussion that palpatine was unaware of It comes a fucking toddler toddler palpatine And then they have the awful choice of do they kill him or not? We could train him to be good and Ray's like no No, he will always be evil. He's like wow You can't fucked up, right? You just don't believe in people, huh? Uh boo this man boo this man presumed alive and not bug into the corner of shame boo him He did get booed What you bet? My god, my ship is actually looking much more complete than it ever did. I got the glue on drive It gives it like glue down. It makes my ship raw. Okay My guess is this probably happened wasn't this supposed to be a video fixing and defending the movie Shouldn't it be more objective? Why is he stupid? You can you can assume things may have happened while being objeketor It's just a lot of his answers with stuff that anyone could have come up with and just like yeah, I figured that Well, it's always like uh Red flag when you have like one of the more interesting points just like i'm just not gonna do this Moving on Like oh, okay Good talk. I guess I felt this was All right, maybe I can get more than one part next round because that that would be helpful to considering how badly i'm doing Don't judge big guys Um Anakin made two godlike beings bend to his will in the clone wars tv show So how is he not the chosen one because ray can do that too But I bet you didn't know that Had no clue hadn't the foggiest I feel more complete as a doggo for knowing it though Much like I mean I I did anyway because of learning that all the plot holes and the rise of skywalker actually weren't plot holes You could literally just say that he had a magical fucking mirror enchantment in his closet And that was I mean there you go Boom it was made for kids. You weren't the target audience. It's like my cock Chat e-fap 84 wasn't very good mohler. Shut up. It was made for children. You just don't like it massifs It was made for children. So yeah get fucked Yeah, we saw your behavior and we were like, you know what we need to have an e-fap for all the kids in the chat Yeah, I feel like the kids need a bit of a dab, you know, I can't just have adults dabbing everywhere It's actually the how of balancing the force has been pretty consistent kill off the sith It's the what that is what does a balanced force look like that has changed wildly over the years I mean, I always thought that was it kill the sith you balance the force And from lucas's explanation, it was like the force the well The sith are like the poo poo. They use poo poo and motivations to use the force like vengeance anger jealousy rage All of the bad things in a big pot. I steer it to salsa salsa leads to Casa No ninos in la canasta That's my that's the only spanish. I know there's no ninos in la canasta Everyone knows that one Everyone knows that Christmas is superior because so far all of the women guests have voted for halloween and we all hate women Hashtag lock up the knife is My second interesting connection. Moller and rags. Would you do what would you do female hama camel? Ah Would I do female mar camel? She did seem pretty hot. I'll give her that. Yeah. She looked fine. She looked cute. Sure I suppose Well, would you do male mar camel from from a new hope max rags? I don't I don't know maybe You'd consider it I would definitely consider it. Yeah Attitude you on twitter with a picture if there's another way you want to get a senate Let me know. Oh, I've seen it. You're right. Um, read some of boba's bobs books for e-fap 100 do it Bob's fucking books. Do we have to I don't want it Oi jay. What happened to the kahoot streams? Oh, yeah, I remember is what did happen to those I was the last one who was on that one. You ruined it. I'm sorry Why do you have to do that metal? Hmm? Hey, man, what's my idea? It was and I'm gonna tell every single living person That's a lot of persons. Yeah, I'm up to the challenge Nice dude Do-do-do-do-do-do. Why are there these guys here? They weren't here before god damn it. I'm gonna get more yellows Um Can we get some f's in the chat for joel and tommy? Why not joel tommy and uh, and bilbo. Jeez Yeah, look What about mr. Begginton? Just to beg your lord What would be your fantasy crossover? Hmm, I think we answered a similar question to this. I wish I knew what my answers were So just crossing over really anything, right? Yeah, two things crossed over I suppose I think you're right. I think we did answer this before and I think we had good answers and um Like I don't want to answer because I think our answers will be worse than whatever we came up with before Chat war answers before Um, how about give me a second to think here Modern star wars and good writing Oh, no, that'd be cool. I'm trying to think of some that might work out really well. Um, how about aliens in dead space? Hmm dead space and smurfs This isn't smurfs. Honestly funny ones What about how about what about the great mouse detective and the secrets of nim? I mean, I'm gonna go ahead and say maybe yeah Oh, fair enough. Yeah. Well, all right What it was we were talking about before it's gonna be like a combo of Maybe something dramatic and dark with something cute and cuddly Tally tubbies and dead space. Dead space is my go-to right now because you said it Yeah, you could probably mix up a lot of stuff with dead space like dude like a tally tubby infected with the dead space thing And they like burst out of their little little little cuddly thing but with like horrible bloodied legs That's some nightmare fuel. I reckon I demand that crossover. So we'll make some really good art of that. Okay Quite manual and have rags in the corner looking spooked I'm so spoopy There's your weak spook How about Can we do bat? Well, I want to see bat woman in the Avengers See how she backs up Why would you do this to the core of them? I just want to see her get fucking floored really by everybody with Thanos I want to I want I want to see bat woman fighting black widow and just getting Throunced so you want to watch it only on condition that she loses Oh, yeah, if bat that woman will lose to black widow if this if she didn't have plot armor You presume she would not have plot armor in this universe I would because she is now in the mcu universe Yeah Beat the shit out of him. Yo, let's pick men Now this guy really wants my picnic dead Then he died Uh, jade you believe that tonal can embrace the tisms like yourself Question I guess we'll have to answer that question. What do you guys reckon? Tonal, I think so. I would dare not put words in tonal's mouth. However I feel like he could handle it. Yeah I would certainly hope so What would be all oh, wait, yeah, okay. I guess I could yeah, we kind of answered that so this is fine um Fire kick and ban j high ethio as manager. He's seen stuff and knows hygel get aiden gary and doomcock for star trek e-fap My friend says all superheroes are mary slash gary stews sues All of them. All of them. That's Which is I I get I get all of them. That's that's rough And unfortunate I feel like the heroes would be insulted if they heard that because some of them have to do the big struggle, you know big struggle Hello, everyone. How are you? I'm good I am well Braga, are you okay? I'm pretty good. I'm all right. It's okay Fucking pick men take too long to kill stuff. Why did everything respawn this day? What did they always do and I just didn't notice might be really stupid They also said fine. Thank you. I think they assumed that you guys were gonna ask how they were, but you didn't Oh Yeah, the chatter Oh, well I hope well. How are you doing chatter? They said fine. Thank you All right, that's fair enough. They knew that you would ask eventually Didn't have to be prompted not necessarily Metal did though He hates people He's not even denying it. What a bad man No, you dab Stop dabbing have any of you seen the trailer for star wars squadrons? And what did you think if you haven't seen it? Could you react to it live here? I did see it For what? Sorry? I wasn't listening star wars squadrons cautiously optimistic as per It was a game. It's another game. I just don't care about Oh, jeez I don't know. I'm looking at trailer. It's like yeah, it's the game comes out Oh, it's a sad sack today. It doesn't he's not impressed by anything Do you afraid of anything metal? I beat us Oh Yeah, I think it was a piece of me. He's scared of me Um, but yeah, I don't know. Uh, I hope it's good. I hope it's cool. It's ea. Be careful. That's all Yeah fingers crossed but Hopefully this one just says rhodium. I know that meme rhodium yourself Before returning the base to uwu bulge mother files the fifth shell into the soy tank that flipped over causing it to split in half Why it's already down. Why waste fucking ammo? The store is paid for Um, it should be noted that the crew of the efab tank could easily have used the coaxial Mg to take out the paved tanks The reason for using the main gun was that the commander Didn't want to waste the ammo because he felt like it All right I mean, it still seems like a bit much, you know, like fucking If they flipped over they're probably dead. There's no need to check that Seems excessive All right. Pikmin's be careful. They will you Yeah Pikmin's run in mass numbers go In massive numbers. They cannot stop us all Yeah, I can Fuck you just like killed all of them. You can't Fuck I'm Wait, no, I've died literally I wouldn't have died if I'd fucking pressed a like a second quicker Damn. Well, I didn't so get fucked Olimar is down. Olimar is down Um What are your thoughts on the movie a fish named wander? That's got a lot of the Monty Python cast in it. It's uh, it's funny tisms. I recommend Never heard of it. What do you what have you heard of? The spaghetti you Yeah, it's a good shit. I recommend Yeah, I like spaghetti too I don't think anybody wouldn't recommend spaghetti. I'm being completely honest Uh, where is Mola gaming stream with Jay? We only did that the one time, you know, maybe other times I don't really remember George shank redemption anyone? Yes, good shit. You got you guys seen that? Yes Very much enjoyable I don't know if the anything else the one has to say about that It's like it's good Uh, the last of us two unbridled rage Probably not Um, I feel like there's gonna be other people who'll be more equipped for that I'm just I'm not usually passionate about the first one So I don't know if I'll I'll have the uh, the drive to want to jump in there and and fuck it up, you know Re indeed my friend re indeed Rianne Johnson Um, oh, what are you doing? Attaway general is one of those how did this ever get approved and who is responsible for it kind of shows Don't watch it. Just burn it down You're here to hear first folks All right I I still don't even know that I've heard of what attaway general is but As that's some terrible thing from some tiktok people who somehow got a movie deal, I guess well, it's not a movie There's only on youtube, I think So Pretty bad Oh Oh boy, he coming That's right Oh shit, that's a lot more health than in a normal game I am so dead I think Pyrocynical made a great video about focar III good I don't really know focar III that well, so I remember it, but how much I can't remember That's a lot of damage And I need like bomb Pikmin for a bit Um Hey, it's spooderman guy here. Uh, I'm in the process of making a movie review But my motivation is low right now any advice Hmm Motivation is hard I don't know if it's anything we can give you or help you out with You just got to find something that you're knowledgeable about and that you care about and that you can feel and stay interested in It's tough because as well because not only is it hard to get motivated when you're not but it's also different for like everyone In terms of what will get you going Uh, make sure you don't Tie yourself out like take some breaks Have a look at what you've made so far as a sort of like hey progress um Make sure you've picked your project Very very well very specifically and I guess what I mean by that is like That should it's something you really care about and you have something to say that you know other people haven't quite said yet At least you don't think they have Um, yeah, definitely a tough one to to maintain everyone's different on that Uh, the reason to subvert expectations is for the subversion to be better than what you expected when you subvert expectations And it still doesn't land. It's actually a lot worse like a bad punchline Doesn't necessarily have to well when when you say better, you know like Is person dead or are they not? It's you know, you can go multiple ways. I guess but um They'll try not to piss everyone off when you do it. That's probably the general advice. I'd say Good to stick by Uh, oh the other half of that was also if you do a Jurassic Park eFap invite a k rex He's both a dinosaur expert and a Jurassic Park fan high rags Hey That's pretty cool McClunky, I have it on good authority that the word is rhodian for high rags Oh Hi there. What's your favorite weapon in dark souls? dark souls Hmm Good question. I really like the ultra great swords because they stagger pretty much all the enemies. It's just super fun Can I just say the black knight sword can you pick up that early? It's like I mean if you get super lucky at the first black knight and you actually get it and just carries you through the game I did the uh, I picked up the black knight halberd on my first run through I think I remember that piece of shit Yeah, I got the sword on this first playthrough. He got carried so hard by that weapon. It's insane Um Just watch just rewatched atla rags. What is your opinion on titty? Oh, I like titties um I think that size isn't what's important. It's about what its proportion Is to the rest of the body shape really And that's an opinion. I can agree with I like all kinds. Mm-hmm On pull out some of that juicy tizm That has nothing to do with the question of titties by the way Up to tizm's that juicy though. Why was there no honey? Hmm I hope you enjoyed my little story blurb and my money. The objectivity was a never-ending Yes, of course. You seemed very interested in the concept of tanks blowing up other tanks It's only fair Okay, pick man's I don't want you to die now. That would upset me greatly. I just fucking nearly killed myself. Good job me That's one, huh? Yeah, it wasn't actually giving me a high five because you're stupid Come on pick man. Kill him Consume his innards The hell was he shooting at? You have a lot of health. I don't like this I feel the same way about this dude Look at that dude Look at that dude Holy shit, they fucking wiped him out. Good job And I found the bow sprit about bow sprit Mm-hmm precious pickpin Elect kill My babies My children for whom ghostbusters was made Uh The truth No, I got cursed, but I'm not dead What I'm confused. I must not be a death curse But in dark souls three normally curses like insta death, but now I have like tizms in my bag And you're complaining And now it's gone. I'm confused I'm very confused. I don't think I feel Send us mod confuses, babe. Sometimes All right, I think I know what I'm going. Um I need to want to shoot him up again. I yeah, just go for it. It's fun shit. It's good to yeah. It's really fun Um diabetes isn't as evil as you think you do Yeah, I don't think he's that evil. I think he's misunderstood He taught bob everything he knew but he used it for evil That's just unfortunate True Uh, you just read the gay bomb super chat. Seriously. Look it up. It's a real thing well, um Was it ever launched or was it just an idea because I can I can believe it. It's just really funny Yeah No, don't get distracted. Oh god damn it. Fuck. Fuck I know I have the same problem now. I mean they just don't listen Stupid pigment. All right lads. Come on. Come on Um Fack Fack fuck mary unalive bob movie pat taxon and quint You know kill taxon Fuck Surely yeah, I'd marry quintin. Yeah, I'd marry quintin Sometimes life just Gives you it. Yeah Sometimes you just gotta fuck movie bob Mm-hmm Speaking of bio shock they added an easter egg to bio shock too that leads to a new website hinting at a new game See charlatan wonders video Really? I hope I'm not shitty like infinite is yeah It'll be cool if the game wasn't like all of these franchises their names used to mean something now it doesn't So I just don't even get excited anymore Yeah It's a sad tism Gives me the big flampus It's a sad sad sad sad world Sad sad Sad world The t is silent in say bot by the way. It's a short. Oh sabo sabo Sabo Thought it would be sabo right I think S a b o t Yeah I think it's pronounced sabo All that and there you go Or sabo, I'm not sure Some worms I've never I don't think I've ever heard it pronounced. I've only seen it written down Um for halloween e-fap do event horizon wall Let's see why not we could do like a new fat movies and release it then Talk about how event horizon is all spooky. Oh, what's fuck? It says sabot I guess it's I I thought it was like I thought it was pronounced that I guess it's just pronouncing sabot Like on a pronouncing website or whatever? Yeah, that's what uh Google's telling me sabot And then people are also saying it's sabo. So Maybe it's pronounced differently in reference to whatever the context of the sentence is Maybe but I only really know the the one Yeah Uh Do you hear they could legends the sequel trilogy? You mean they could decanonize it because uh I'm still on board with that disney What's bad you go right ahead and you've decanonized it and I'll give you a chocolate bar Chocolate nice Only one though. I'm gonna give them a lot of them just the one I'll take 15 blues with me. Let's go have a look at one is What is going on here I assume I'm going to need to throw a bunch of yellows up there. That's probably the key to that. All right Stop telling me to shush. It's mean go I shi- everywhere. How do I get the yellows to like Stay in a single line though. That sounds that sounds difficult Sounds gay. That sounds like a cult that is diffie Hey Have you guys seen the new high top video about the amazing spider-man? I haven't No, I imagine he shits on the mc's plan at some point Uh, since we're getting a new crisis about every month, can we just have yellowstone erupt and end it all? No, I mean, I'm not a fan of that. Yeah Um high rags. Hi mauler. Hello. Hello Kind of kind of a fan of the whole living part. Oh me too. I I was trying to out the other day And I was just like this is neat. Yeah, it's neat. I'm not dead. I can do things. It's cool Who knows how long that will last seven They're all like wanting to die. This is what I mean about Pikmin, man. I don't know Hey, you know what? No, you're gonna die. You're all gonna die horribly Hey, oof Not all of them are dead. This is the plus It really depends on oh, it's only 20. Oh god, I can do it. Okay. Where do they take it exactly? Don't kill yourselves now, boy Right Don't die horribly in a fire. Why would that happen? Throw in that dude Deserves to drown for doing that shit to me Unacceptable I guess I was supposed to pull them off once they got down there But I I am upset they didn't just walk along the road along the route, you know Upset Like a chat of lolling. It's not funny to watch innocent creatures die Okay, yeah, okay fine. I know you're going with that fine I have to kill these things I guess. Oh look at them run. They're like little teed poles. All right fine go away then Well, let's run out of time Hmm Now cover one of nostalgia critics at la videos lol Uh God, I guess he has covered like everything We'll cover him eventually in some way ship perform. We got around to renegade cut. That was new Because 17 has covered him before Cover look up the original final fantasy 7 enemy devil ride familiar Um Let me take a look. Uh final fantasy Uh 7 devil Ride Oh my goodness Oh Let me show you I'm excited I'm I'm I'm okay Better get a good picture of it Here you go. Check this out Oh my god. All right. I got a short chat So we've just proven that I'm a plagiarist That Why I like that. That's a thing the long bad vehicle I love it. Have you guys heard the UN is defending Antifa now? Oh, yeah, I've heard it that sounds uh Like it's gonna fucking cause all kinds of Tension tisms all over the place interesting Uh two years ago I got in a car crash and damaged my car now after saving up and fixing the car I'm getting a new car next week. Is this what life progression feels like? Hi rags Hello. Yeah, it is. That is one thing after the other. Yeah, it's progression of a sword. You know, it's definitely a plus That's how it be I only use the remaining time I have in this night to see if I can even get another part Next time potential history on e-fap when? I'm assuming potential history is a creator Um And when they can come on e-fap could be at any point. I don't know Assuming they are because I don't I don't know who they are Right so we got two I gotta get a bunch of blues Gotta kill two frogs Okay Is it distracting to see the same actors, but in different roles when the real point is to understand a character Not just have the actors name the credits thoughts Well, yeah, but some actors I don't even realize that necessarily that this everything like oh, no, it's just them doing them this time like if they're really good character actors, but I mean You asking like is it bad if they just hire people instead of actually working on having characters because yeah, I agree Um, and it's it's super subjective too because some people just can't not notice it And others are They're not bothered to buy it at all And a lot of it has to do with the actors themselves. That's that's part of Where a lot of people might say that's where the talent comes in I'm usually happy to see people I recognize I'm like, yay like Charles Pence. Oh, yeah, his small part and terrible films. Yeah, that's the thing Uh t to be fair, a suspense of disbelief is often a factor. Oh for sure Yeah, absolutely. That's how it be Do you have Do you have any plans to cover the usual suspects video on the original trilogy? I don't know what that is. I shall put it in notes Do it Thoughts on Star Wars squadrons. Ah, we covered that a moment ago. Yeah for the trailer. Yeah, I think we're optimistic I hope it's I hope is good Uh thoughts on Star Wars. Oh my god out of context if I've quote you said words death now Okay Um Fury and unbridled okay when I mean I'd have to watch it again. I haven't seen in a long time unbridled. Okay. It was acceptable I guess Renegade cut most of his vids are good few are only a bad because he sometimes just goes full woke Shulin also has the same problem also. Hi dog Hello Um, I mean, I hope his other videos are better than what we saw today Pretty poo poo episode 67 8 48 30 then around 8 48 50 speed 25. No I refuse Cannot be chasing damas dumpas Or the the gubbet. In fact, we're getting close to the end. So I'm gonna not start another level Because we're fucking having to do in savetisms and stuff Uh moeller on a scale of tax into tonal. How attractive would you say you are objectively? I'll give you a rags slightly below average Hey, how is that a rags? A rags is certainly above average. I I like legit think I'm quite handsome I uh, I I'd probably be uh low on the scale But I I really don't don't mind you see for before I am a mystic. I put a gas mask on for a reason. Okay Okay It's uh, it protects me from such such mean Uh ratings couldn't couldn't have that naughty and rags rags has enough handsomeness for the both of us I'll take even though we we looked up our signs our astrological stars symbolism tisms and the stars And we're very sexually compatible because he is a um uh You're a uh, uh, don't tell me Oh Leo Libra Libra, that's why I confused it. Um, and I'm an aquarius. So we're like man when it comes to the bedroom. We're just Or we're like the music from the transition Uh transitions in a renegade cut video Bad No, like like the music like like the music that I kind of did with my mouth parts where The point is we get along great He's a real daddy bear This one says tolde a time Oh, it's like doonadine, but tolde a time. All right Yeah I hope it is Pikmin was was childhood on gamecube love this game Jedi outcast on gamecube as well cough cough High rags and high metal commander Hi, hello And yeah Pikmin's good shit. So a Jedi outcast. Excellent Uh Pikmin made a video In it a 10 minute nitpick to show that Lucas rips off his own movies and it's bad But t2 godfather 2 sm2 and tdk Did that so are they all bad? Watch t2 and forget an art video t2 and forget an art Forgotten on maybe Or forget and art and I wish I could forget ghostbusters 2016 Yeah, I'm not 100 cent sure on what argument this being referred to with that plinket one, but uh I he'd probably be like no, it's not the same with the other though I think they do actually one of the complaints the plinket and crew have about t2 is that it's uh repeats too much of what's in t1 So maybe they do criticize it for it Rags you cock a dog apologize for saying episode three bad and that rouge Rogue one is better Or I'll steal all the doors in your hobbit Because you're a midget I am no such midget and uh no man, uh the third Revenge of the sifts got a lot of issues with it and I'm we will cover that in a video coming up And we'll rewatch it probably I take extensive notes, but there's But it's like the other two. It's not as bad as the other two Um, then again, I don't know if I want to watch rogue one again Well, I'll put it this way. I'd rather watch revenge of the sif before I watch rogue one Because the part of rogue one that's actually good You have to sit through a lot of boring crap to get through if we have a video to cover But rogue one will probably rewatch it, but I have no interest in rewatching it, but you know, maybe one day It was uh It's it was a film I remember at the first time I saw that was with metal in the cinema I think moller and I are an agreement that revenge of the sif is a four out of ten Yeah, we gave it a four With with phantom anus and attack the clones being threes, but attack the hounds being above Phantom is like a 3.1 What did you just say now with the foot? I just didn't Wow You can just go around saying shit like that Also lost lost rank pledge my my bottle is empty now damn um Do Just watch buffy afterlife and oh my god buffy wait a minute What episode is that one? Oh Yeah, yeah, you find out some stuff. Yeah, that's true. Well Keep it going Moeller, why do you think westworld season two is badly written? I haven't seen it. So All I've heard from fans is that it's bad Apparently that's where everybody dropped off and then season three is good good daba door. Good garbage As they say so imagine my shock Metal is not shocked is what he's trying to say there if you didn't catch it guys Oh, thanks man. Thanks for uh, let me do that right up for you um Also high rags Hello thoughts on dragon age Which one the first one love it classic um difficult um Great stories great voice acting really awesome writing interesting world Good combat The second one is not bad. It's fine. It's a decent game. It's just Unfortunately, it follows and is a sequel to a better game. That's more deep mechanically They definitely streamlined a lot of dragon age two And the world is far less interesting because it pretty much all takes place in one fucking place Revisit location so much um Jay you have have angered the snakes also high rags Hello Interesting a lot of people say hi to you I think people just yeah, I friendly guy. I'm very greetable Uh I shall continue the story After running out of ammo the longgoid is surrounded by disnoits out of desperation the longgoid pulls at his dangus And turns left. There were no survival Oh, no. Well that's uh That's something. I mean, I don't know what to say Uh, molla doesn't wear a gas mask not because he is ugly but because he can't breathe Oh I mean it could be that too How would why would you wear a gas mask if you couldn't breathe? Doesn't it make sense? No, it doesn't Because it's not just a gas mask. It's also a respirator device I'm like bane if you hit it if you punch it really hard. I go Oh my goodness the mask is oh my fucking god Darkness you piece of shit my favorite man. Wait fuck We're both wearing masks onto a batman molla can't breathe because his mask has pee in it. Oh my god a reference nice And that's it. I never never played dragon h3 So I couldn't tell you what I think about it. I've heard a lot of a lot of mixed stuff on it And I'm just not that interested in playing a game that I hear so Um, that that that that leads us to the end. So, um, it's been fun We we did uh for those who didn't even see us cover anything because they were in the second half We covered renegade cuts Ghostbusters 2016 is actually good, which oof and then we checked out A wonderful video explaining the plot holes from tross. It was a quite Quite a thing. Um, I'm afraid I can't read stream labs until after I go offline collect them And then I will there will be the first things read on the next stream But we're up to date on stream labs other than everything from after the last catch up rags and I did so Won't take too long to get them. Sorry about that stream labs people Um, I made my main account default, but it doesn't work. It still takes me to the wrong account every time I sign in Um, it's odd. Yeah, I know it's really fucking annoying. I have to sign out of all my google stuff and then sign back in And they let me pick the account then Really annoying. Oh, but I can collect after every stream and uh Obviously sort of write out. So yeah, thank you all for hanging out with us. It's been fun Um, I guess thanks to all of the guests and and of course metal who stayed thanks to the new member Thanks to f ghost f ghost. Thank you for being a new member. Thank you. Fuck ghost Nice. Plenty of protoplasm Gasp of tisbs. Uh, what do you do dad? Um, the factor is still very high. You all know Metal streams on twitch. He's currently still looking for a way to get john wick going on youtube. We shall see at some point Uh, link to his channel is in the description on this I uh, me you actually rags and I hang out there every once in a while You can get tiny little updates on how everything's going speaking of which I pretty much stream uh every day Yeah, you're doing doxels lately I'm playing like all those those great mods. Uh cinders mod right now. I played some randomizer Uh, yeah, good shirt Um As for tfa part three it is on the way. We're in the we're in the final Areas of production now, which means when you've been working on something for five months The final areas are still weeks. You know that works Getting there and as soon as the most of it is done I'll do some last of us and find out what this second part is all about And uh, and ragu is still on that Mandalorian tisms. So Yeah, working. That's about it. Anything else you guys want to say before we uh Will we toddle off? No, I'm all set. Thanks everyone for showing up. We had some good videos a lot of good laughs today I hope that uh, hope we'll see you again shortly for our next stream. Whatever it may be Thank you so much for the kind dareday shudds ad we shall catch you next week same time, but It's like changing format. We're gonna be trying something a little different if everything goes the way it's supposed to Oh, wow, that worked well last time. I can't wait. It did work out well last time Heckler wasn't made for them Yeah, it was meant for babies That's simple man come yum indeed mr. V come yum come yum. Thank you all ad good night. See ya