 here we are baby back here again we haven't been here at all actually we're back at it again at the crispy clean this is like the original crane gameplays I make me cry this is how it started I know back then you wanted to call it dirty Mike and the boys did we you did what and I was like I don't know about that because you were like yeah it's dirty MIC dirty Mike and the boys how do you remember this I wanted to call it that I wanted to call it crane gameplays how is that possible cranking places my I think is my father's I know legacy I'm aware I don't I feel like if you go back to the original videos there's evidence of dirty Mike and the boys I'm like 90% I mean the first video was called happy wheels numero uno dirty Mike and the boys how could I be lying if that's what the first video is called I'm choosing Tanuki Mario who are you doing also we're drunk yeah buzz buzz I couldn't drive dry bones baby he's my boy I'm always dry because I say I couldn't drive but we're about to drive is toad's turnpike the one with the buses or is it the I thought it was a something city is it neo browser neo browser I don't know you know you know exactly what I'm talking I know yeah it's it wait is it toad's turnpike no it's either mushroom or Bell you put me on this and I hope it's like your goddamn throat goddamn throat now alright that's out of the game going down oh all right I'm off the course because I stupid this is not the map I wanted this is not the map I want now on record it doesn't put it on the record no no no on the record thank you what place are you in second first it went off the map what place are you in eighth stupid I had a bad start and I don't actually know this map you toad is a stupid I didn't hit it I didn't hit it I'm not I'm not having fun how am I an 11th I'm in first this is bullshit I don't know the ball shit I don't know the map that's why it's unfair probably this is rigged this is rigged I want to say that the election just like the 2020 election oh fireballs fireballs fireballs fireballs fireballs fireballs fireballs time to ask that fire balls fireballs what am I lose I was first the entire race if I lose I'm gonna slit someone's throat in there I come in 11th I'm gonna come on your bed I'm gonna come on your bed I'm gonna you mother I came in fifth you're done this for the entire time I came on 11th I hate this goddamn game what would you say do another shot yeah so easily manipulated Justin we both better have equal representation on our faces you know what I bought recently the wideness better be the same what I'm cool Justin put none of the dick sorry I fell off well I'm in first place so I'm in third throwing shit down and throwing shit down thank you like it's fun because we can be as large as we want because I own a home now I hate you for that how am I in seven I'm in how am I in second come on now I'm ain't thinking I'm eating I'm a f***ing fat baby I got that eight I got the big bitch baby for so long time I thought Donkey was black well in spirit I'm in first I'm in first this is where it all happens for me this is where I turn into a God a king a burger king I'm gonna kill you in your sleep I'm going to kill you in your sleep Ethan if you beat me in this race I'm gonna say something to you and I mean Justin is just to zoom in on my face when I say it and I mean it oh I mean it I will you're Wahoo my my time's not a Wahoo Justin zoom Ethan don't fall asleep tonight this seems warmer just make sure they're equal temperatures okay but make sure mine's exactly 65 degrees Celsius that's not how it's I know what the hell are these maps who who designed these idiot a bum do you think that how am I in seventh do you think of the US prison system is unfair honey you're talking to a hardcore leftist like I'm essentially an anarchist sixth place what an idiot and seven bigger I this game is made for seven-year-olds and files you mother homey I've seven mothers you win second you're done 11th again I thought I was good at this game oh I don't think I ever play on 150 CC I think that's a pussy I wish I could put my legs behind my head for pegging purposes I want to kill if you could kill a politician who would it be don't answer that I'm in second oh I'm at first I feel like I'm going through the matrix I'm doing all the math I'm watching morpheus turn into Orpheus not calculus because I don't actually understand what that is I don't remember long division I don't either know I tried to do with my mom the other day which is a very strange sentence but I said that sentence rose like I don't know how to do long division she was like she was like yes you do and I was like no I don't and then she like walked me through how to do it basically did they teach that in second grade no but she just knows how to do it because she's a smart lady because she's a teacher but it is funny I remember in the high school she'd be like yeah I have no idea like what math you're trying to do God damn it I got forced what about overall I'm in 10th if I could bite anyone yeah you say one thing like a bite anyone would it be if you could bite anybody who to be I don't know I don't know how to answer that what kind of bite are we talking about start with aggressive what does that mean like you're true you're aiming to hurt this question feet would you like oh my god no ones I don't like feet no no not acceptable they're pleading they desperately need you to lick their feet right here's the question oh oh so much pain agony only way to save them you got to lick their entire both feet completely you got to basically like get the dirt out from their fucking toenails I don't like feet doesn't matter whoever it is let's say they got real nice feet let's say it's the hottest lady you've ever met in your life you're you're fully smitten most beautiful woman you ever seen most beautiful feet in the entire world and she goes I kind of have a foot thing I would like you to lick my foot and her feet are appetizing they look like a like a bus go stick I don't understand what you're quite what's your question would you like the foot sure they like really want you to in their nice feet sure are they dying in this thing no I'd say hey I really don't like feet can we do something else you selfish whore what if they tell you here's the thing here's the thing god they tell you they go I'm sorry but it is the only way for me to come then yes we found it I'm gonna do some texting we'll make it happen happen that's where you end the video Justin really yes he's mad at me now