 I really shouldn't be doing this right now, I know it's only going to hurt me, but I recently found out that there were ranked modes in the new Nintendo Switch Sports game. As of right now, I've unlocked it for bowling, Chambara, and soccer. And what we're going to focus on today is raising my rank in soccer, because I am not an E-rank player, bro. I don't know if anybody even wants to watch a video like this, but this is just something I have to do for myself. Now the difficult part here is soccer is a team game. I need four teammates to come together and help me score these... Oh. All right, now we have two problems. Okay, here are those teammates I was talking about. So you get four people per team, and it's up to chance who you get on your team already. I'm seeing that. Oh, no, bro. They got extreme sauce, the real mate. Oh, wait, we got a D-rank player ourselves, Illshade. Hold on, this might be the move. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me, let me let him know. Let me let him know. I don't know why this matters so much to me, but I want to be a high rank soccer player in this game. Oh, what a clear by Illshade. That's our D-rank captain right there. Let's go captain. The real mate is dribbling. All right, playing a bit of defense here. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not on me. Not on me. Oh my God. It was exclusively on me. I'll get it back. Pass. All right. Pass right to my teammate. Perfect. What the... What are you doing? Pass it back. Just right back to... Clear it. Clear it. Okay. All right. All right. Already I'm seeing some bad signs. Already I'm seeing some bad signs, dude. I am out of stamina. I do not got the Gatorade sponsorship. I've got no badges right now. Okay. What the dribble? Nice dribble moves. My God. He's an absolute beast on the pitch. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I let it... I let it slide past me. I'm open. Somebody's got to get back there. I'm just recovering stamina at this point. I'm recovering stamina. Don't... Don't force me to play. Oh. Beautiful setup. Like I still wake this work. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. Hit it. Oh. What a save. I don't even know who did that. Can we get some offense? I feel like we were playing defense. Just dribble it. Just dribble it. Dribble. What? Are you... Yeah, you better cry about it, bro. What was that? Oh, no. He just ate dirt. He just ate the pavement. Ilshade dribble it. Yeah. Take your time. Take your time. Nice moves. Coming down the... Oh, I should... I should have intercepted that. I should have been on the ball with my defense. Ilshade right here. What? Use the pass button, Ilshade. Clear it. Clear it. How did you even kick that backwards? No. Oh, what a save. Hold on. I got stamina. I got stamina. Let's go. Huge play by me. I'm just going to spend it. I'm going to spend the stamina. No, no, no. I have to be careful. They're going to panic kick. They're going to panic kick. Oh, I wasn't even wrong. Oh, right here. Set me up. Center it. Center it. What a shot. Oh, what an attempt on goal though. What an attempt on goal. Oh, I kicked it forward. I kicked it. That's not me. That's not me. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, nice header. Oh, wasn't it enough? Nice shot. Could be on goal. Oh, my God. They did it to themselves. Oh, my God. We got them looking goofy. Oh, my God. We got them looking goofy. It's so toxic running around with emotes. All right. Kickoff has started. And once again, it is in their favor. Passing it to the real mate. They've only got 10 seconds left. I think it's best we just play deep. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just play some defense. Play some defense. Play some God damn defense. Oh, my God. All right. That's game one. Let's get the win here. Let's get some claps and good stuff. High fives all around. And we are slowly but surely making our way out of E-rank today, boys. Is the Joy-Con strap attached? Oh, my God. Nobody told Nintendo that I am playing without the Joy-Con strap. Oh, brother. It's Ilshade again. What if he just pops off this time, though? If rookie Leroy. He looks so concerned about something. Ilshade is once again on my team. And you know what? I'm feeling pretty confident. Wait, let me lean with it. Rock with it. I don't know why you can do this by moving the Joy-Cons around. Wait, I'm right here. Do I go for a goal from halfway down the pitch? I'm going to go for it. Halfway down the pit. Ilshade with a huge miss. Shout out to D-Serna for playing back on defense, playing goalie. All right. It's two on one here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's a one-on-one game. It's just me and Anthony. It's going to come down to who has more stamina. And it's looking like it's going to be me. Oh, my goodness. What up? You got to be kidding me. You can't be serious. That was the best shot on goal I've ever seen. Ilshade. We said he was going to pop off. But I'm going to be the one to finish it. What is happening? God damn, I'm bad. I'm selling. I'm selling. I sold. I sold. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What a center. I got to remember to kick down. I got to remember to kick down. I've been kicking up this whole time. I got to remember to kick down here. There we go. That's the kind of shot you want to see. Oh, God. Somebody get that. No, no. I'm gas. I don't have any stamina. Does anybody here have any stamina? We're all sweating. Ilshade does from behind. Oh, my God. We're all running back on defense. Nice. Over his head. Oh, Ilshade. You got some kind of problem, man. Could he have stopped that ball? Let's see. In the replay, could Ilshade. It was Leroy. I knew Leroy was going to be the demon. Don't you sing, Leroy. We know about you now. Oh, what a shot on goal from halfway down the pitch. It's gotten behind the goalie. Oh, he kicked it on the ground. That was smart. Smart by him. He didn't want any trouble. Ilshade's spinning his stamina. Pass, pass, pass, pass. Pass. Pass. I'm wide. I'm wide open. Damn, Leroy's a defensive beast. Let me get a red card. Damn it. I can't get the red card. Leroy's still emoting, bro. Leroy thinks he's that guy. Oh, Leroy is that guy. Please. I got full stamina. I can afford to run around. I can afford to run around. Nice. Way to clear it out. Right. Oh, it's almost behind Anthony. Go, Ilshade. Go. Go and pass. Pass. It's just us, Ilshade. We can't mess it up. Just dribble it in, baby. Dribble it in. Dribble it in. Actually, that's my goal. That's actually my goal. Let's go. Go, Leroy. He's done it again. Sementing his place in history as the most selfish. This replay. Oh, my God. That was sad. Look at Leroy. It's sad face. Oh, what a header. Oh, my God. That was such a selfish play. Yeah. Team player over here. That's what we pride ourselves on. Being a nice big team player. We're going into overtime. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's Leroy. Oh, God. It's Leroy. Just clear it out. Clear it out. Clear it out. Right here. I'm open. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. That's what I like to see big clear. Don't even try it, Matt. Don't try it. Yeah, you better pass it back. Shoot. Oh, Leroy with an amazing hit. What a kick by Leroy. I got it over Leroy's head. Oh, oh, that's on me. Get on me. Wait, wait. What a header. What a header by D, Serta. High five me, bro. High five me. Let's go. Another fantastic win with an assist by me. Definitely just not a whiff kick and an amazing header by D, Serta. But once again, our team is going to take it and they've given me the MVP bonus. All right. Back into game three. I already see Cool Jake and Apples in front of me, but I do not even care. I'm going to go for a header from the half pitch. My goodness. Wait, wait, wait. Return to send. Oh, I missed. Oh, I missed. Oh, good job. I just be missing out here. Does Evelyn decided to... I see. Oh, my entire team's crying. To Connor. I'm sorry, Connor, but you knew that wasn't going well. All right. He had to get it over my head. Oh, beautiful. Beauty. Beauty. What a setup and what a gun. A legend of the page. High five me. Yeah. High five. What a shot. Oh, I was right where I needed to be. Let's go. Let's go. I know my teammate cried anymore. Yeah. Yeah. We're getting claps. My entire team's cheering for me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. From the halfway. That's open. That's open. Who wants a shot? Oh, that was... That was a bad shot. Oh, I kicked that off course, my bad. I couldn't get up. Oh, no, I'm gassed. It's going to be up to Chris. Chris versus Josh win a foot race. Chris has the angle. Oh, my God. He's way off mark. It's up to... I'm just going to have to spend it. I'm going to have to spend it. All right. They're backing up. They're backing up. Bobby's backing up. He's passed the Zeppelin. Oh, my goodness. I would have... I'm goalie. I'm goalie. Nothing gets by me. Nothing gets by me. He's going to get by... Why did he kick it that way? Oh, that's all I need to see. All right. Back on offense. Back on offense. Let's go. Let's go. It's backed up. I'll pass it up. Don't cry. Don't cry. Keep your eyes on the game. What are you doing? Why are you... Get those tears out of your eyes. Connor. Oh, Connor won. To me, that's all I need to see. That's all I need to see. They want me to center it. Still center. Big center to Zeppelin. Zepp. What are you doing, man? Oh, no. Oh, we're fine. It's a good thing these guys don't know how to kick straighter. We'd be out of the game. Oh, play it slow, Chris. Play it slow. Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris. They just toyed with you. All right. We only got 20 seconds left. Not that I want. No. No. Don't call for the ball. Oh, that's a... What a shot. He's done it himself. He's done it himself. Connor has done it himself. Oh, he's that guy. He really is that guy. Comeback mechanic, bro. You know what? Let's lock these guys out with a mercy rule. I'm about to just score. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Oh, God. Oh, wait a minute, Connor. Wait a minute, Connor. Go off then. Hey, that's still a W. Anyway, see you. Oh, wow. Red card wrap. Rob. Yo, give that guy a red card. One more game and we are officially out of E-rank. That's all I need to see. All I need is that last win. All right. Final game. Oh, they've got a C minus player. We've got a C plus player. Truly, we are seeing the upper echelon of soccer right now. If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere. The contest begins. It's kickoff. They don't know about me though. They don't know about me. I'm still on ranked. I'm still E. They don't know I've been waiting for my day. My time to shine. It's now. Okay. Does the ball ever touch the ground on these ranks? All right. There we go. Nice. Way to get it around him. Oh, what a sideways kick. Oh, there's our C-rank. I'm going to center it. Oh, no. I couldn't center it. I tried to pass. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God. I almost did it myself. Wait, wait, wait. I'll center it. Oh, no. I don't got the stamina. Wait. What if I just mash? Oh, I got him looking scared. I got him looking scared. They don't want to. What are you doing? Are you a C-rank player? No. What a save. Huge save. I've got to get some stamina back. At this point, I am like three seconds away from just passing out on the field. I can't hit it. I can't hit the ball. Give this guy a red card, bro. He's getting in the way. No. Oh, what are their teammates did in E-mode? They thought it was over. They thought it was game. They thought it was sweet. Oh, they were right. Oh, my God. Wow. So this is the next level competition. Oh, my God. Look at him gloat, dude. All right. Hey, if they thought that was game, bro, they thought wrong. If they thought that was game, they thought wrong. Damn, they're good, dude. All right. We just need one. We just need one to throw it into overtime. Up, up, up, up. No, no, no, no. None of my teammates going to get there in time. Unless they get gassed. How does he still have stamina? Oh, oh, I got it. All right. What did it just go? Oh, no. It's centered. I can't, I can't hit it. I can't hit the ball. What a shot. No. Oh, no. Go. Pass it up. Damn it. It's up. It's up. Okay. We've done the best. Wait, wait, wait. He's waiting to hit it. He knows the times on their side. All right. No, no, no, no, no. No. We couldn't make it in the upper echelon of soccer. It's over. This is the level of competition. Will I ever be a soccer god? No, I refuse to let it end like that. I am getting, I am ending on a win and potentially a rank up. I did not come this far just to get a devastating loss like that. Get that out of there, bro. Get that out of my side of the field. That's my team. They got it. I know they got it. I got nothing but faith in these guys. Let's go. I'm ready to get the victory set. What a beast. No, I should have been kicking. Oh, dang, I should have been kicking down. I should have been spamming it. No way. Surely ain't no way. I see. You might want to start sprinting. Okay. What are you doing? Oh, he was coming at it from an angle angle. Get that out of there. Get that out of here. No. No, no, no. Somebody stop it. Somebody stop it. Oh, little close for comfort, but nothing we've never dealt with before. He's gas. G is gas. G is gas. I'm right here. Oh, come on, Dame. Get back. Get back. Get back. Oh, it's all me. It's all me. Let's go, Gia. You thought you were nice. You thought you had that, but it was all me. Let's go. What a clear for my team. You could argue they could have called goal-tending, but rules don't exist. Boom, right before Gia got there. I'm nice. I'm nice. I just had to line it up, make sure it was crystal clear that I was the best. And now I'm going to get my hat trick. Ow, I just lost half my stamina. Damn it. Gia's good. Gia knows defense. Once again, we are just goal-tending up a- Oh, if he kicks it up, if he kicks it up, we wait. That's game. That's game right there, baby. Oh, what the hell? They stuck up on me, bro. Why did they got defenders up here? I was just going to dribble it in. What? Oh, my team's looking at me different now. They think I'm a scrub, and they're right, honestly. Sue. Ah, cycle. Sue goes to the wall. The wall goes to cycle. Cycle goes to me. We only got to hold for a couple more seconds. Couple more. Just hold. Just play defense. Play defense. Play defense. Ah, that's it. That's game. That's game. That's game. And I got stamina. Gia, run out of stamina. That's game. And you know what? Oh, I thought I had the reads. That's still game. We take it. And the breakup is finally ours. We did it. E plus my God, it would take forever to rank up to S. Whatever the max rank is. We did it. Oh, my God. Have a call that a video. We are here. Do I get the MVP bonus? End the video. My MVP bonus. I'm like that. Wait, gambling. Give me the emoji. Yes.