 My god guys, I was at Whole Foods and this produce boy was so cute Oh my god, it got me so worked up I just had to come home and make my favorite indulgence We're gonna do a vegan bacon egg and cheese Guys, I would have made so much money if I was vegan forget 60k subscribers We would have been like six million right now So I thought it would be fun to get a couple of vegan foods and try them out and I was sitting here looking at the vegan foods I initially bought So I had some vegan butter some vegan bacon some vegan cheese. I know I got like what's going on like The vegans actually want to eat vegetables or they want to eat meat I also had some toe furky and some beyond sausage But looking at the cheese the butter and the bacon. I was like, man We should do a bacon egg and cheese. So I went back to Whole Foods to spend even more money Of course, they had some fake egg nonsense and we bought the classic New York bagel guys when I was in Community college, I would go to this deli like every morning and get Bacon egg and cheese with ketchup salt and pepper on a roll. It was like my favorite thing in the world Which I no longer have due to my dietary restrictions So this is going to answer is this vegan nonsense anything close to the actual animal product and If we combine all of this franken laboratory food Doesn't make it palatable Guys I haven't had a bagel in like 10 years and I'm not gonna be able to swallow this But bagel is just gonna go in the toaster. I don't think I've used a toaster in 10 years either Miyoko's cultured vegan butter made from plants. This was like eight dollars. It hurt me inside It's like twice the price of regular butter. Oh, this looks horrible. Oh I thought this is gonna be reasonable What is it oh man What you know what it smells like It's almost smells like um it smells like lactose like The the cultures that are in Some certain probiotics I've taken in the past. Oh Man, that's kind of gross. So this is mostly coconut oil water sunflower oil organic cashews Organic sunflower less than sea salt and cultures. So relatively low amount of ingredients something by cultures they mean certain Bacteria that are found in dairy. Oh, it smells even worse when it's melting. You got some Smart bacon plant-based bacon Made from water soy protein Isolate vital weakened soybean oil soy protein concentrate This is about as inflammatory and as poisonous of food can get high omega-6 incredibly inflammatory estrogenic properties of soy Literally cannot get worse than this for you unless you added a bunch of sugar to it actually Which vegans probably do I feel bad like somewhere There's some sad middle-aged person in their kitchen cooking up this garbage thinking they're healthy. I Don't have that good of a sense of smell But it doesn't you know doesn't smell like meat at all. It has because meat meat actually has like Proteins that are bound together Like something normal this stuff is is just mushed together It's like a plant-based mush that they try to form into shit the shape of bacon now We get to oxidize our soy and vegetable oils Ironically think vegan is going good for your heart yet vegetable oils are the worst thing for your heart This fake bacon did brown up a little bit. It's darker than the original color And it is absorbing some of this fake butter as well I think that's enough Got my bacon on the side here. We're gonna put the beyond sausages in the pan While we discuss the other ingredients and our bagel is done Might as well assemble right So of course I'm gonna spread some of this butter on the bagel You know, I have a feeling this is gonna be like all other vegan recipes Where everything on its own tastes like poison. Yeah, when you combine it it actually works Cheese actually smells like cheddar. I'm assuming it's because the enzyme used to make cheddar cheese is vegetarian And they're able to actually just use it in this. Oh, we forgot the eggs Let's make the eggs too So this is just egg water, mung bean protein isolate, expel or press canola oil and then a bunch of about two dozen Additives and flavors that apparently you're gonna make this taste like egg Now I want to start tasting these ingredients on there wrong So first we have the bacon which was the water the soy protein isolate the soybean oil And then about 12 ingredients that are added as flavorings all that type of stuff And this was fried in the vegan butter It's not horrible. It tastes like bread. You actually taste the wheat Doesn't taste like meat. So the cheese is Daya deliciously dairy-free medium cheddar style filtered water tapioca starch coconut oil vegan natural flavors pea protein isolate a bunch of additives a bunch of flavorings is this super inflammatory Not really. Is there anything good for you in this? No Possibly mild inflammatory from all the additives, but It's not horrible for you. Just doesn't have the nutrients that cheese normally does You know high-quality raw cheese is full of fat soluble vitamins Smells like fake cheese Like like it smells like a fake shitty cheddar the culture Tastes like cheddar cheese. I Don't know what they're doing in these laboratories, but these scientists are like 70% of the way there It tastes a little like cheddar the texture isn't just there But if you've gone two years without eating cheese like they'll probably like this burning my vegan butter So overall the initial flavor is like 60% of the way there to cheddar But the texture is nothing like cheese You know kind of just crumbles apart in your mouth as opposed to having a chew and like a mouth-coding feel that cheese does So I poured the fake eggs in the pan and they came together and cooked in like 10 seconds flat You know kind of weird and product looks like eggs. We still never tasted the butter I guess we might as well try that now Again coconut oil water sunflower oil cashews and cultures. I don't really anticipate this to taste too good Tastes like sour cream. I mean it tastes a little like shitty sour cream I guess that's the culture they use but it doesn't doesn't really taste anything like butter So far nothing's really tasted that horrible on its own I'd say these vegan products are you know 60 to 70% of what the actual meat product is I could see why these people last on a vegan diet Even though they're starving themselves the food doesn't taste half bad It's amazing what 25 chemicals in a food can make it taste like So this smells like some type of Vegetation, I guess that's because there's mung beans in this Canola oil and you know various spices flavoring ingredients I'm gonna try this on its own. That's bad It tastes like pureed mung beans What some spices and it's not good Not good. I can't believe that they make so much money off this garbage is pretty famous now I'm gonna have the cooked eggs that we're Sautéed in the butter. Oh god. It's like warm. It's hot. It has the texture of eggs It looks like eggs, but it doesn't taste like eggs Does it taste bad? Doesn't taste good. So butter was okay bacon wasn't bad eggs Not too good cheddar wasn't horrendous. So I guess let's assemble our sandwich They got our bacon on here Load that up because we know vegans love bacon So I'm gonna put this under the boiler in my oven and see if this cheese melts I don't know if it's gone. So we have a couple other things to try. We have the Beyond Sausage and some Toefurky This has very similar ingredients to Impossible except they don't have that heme. I guess they didn't figure it out You know water pea protein isolate coconut oil sunflower oil, not good for you at best These products are like inflammatory bean-based protein powders in addition to Vegetable seed oils that tend to be high in omega-6 and plus the 15 additives definitely not good for you So the sausage got really crispy in the pan. I wish I had a better sense of smell To me. This just smells like turmeric. It's not bad, but It's just like spices You just taste spices. I don't know what's in this sausage, but There's so many spices in this that my mouth is literally burning. We should try it raw So I see what they did here. This is Italian sausage and normally, you know Sausage is being made with pork very low-quality meat It's just like flavorless meat with a ton of spices and this is Flavorless vegetable protein with a ton of spices. I mean tastes the same raw You know, it's kind of sad how our meat quality is so shitty that They're able to get you know, 60 70% of the way there with these products but if you compare this to like a high-quality pasture-raced pork sausage with It's not even close and the point here isn't really the taste Yeah, they might be able to replicate 60 to 70% of the taste But all the fat-soluble vitamins are missing all the bioavailable protein is missing all the minerals the elements the fatty acids are missing Last we have the toe frickey water Vital wheat gluten organic tofu soy sauce inflammatory omega-6 very inflammatory gluten Expeller press canola oil high omega-6, you know 15 additives This stuff is so inflammatory. I Understand why all these vegans have like super inflamed faces unless they're on some raw fruit boy diet saturated fat and cholesterol cause heart disease But I flew in 15 different grains from all around the world and I got my Chinese friend Wang to Synthesize 40 chemicals in a laboratory. So I have something that tastes 63.7% of what it's supposed to taste like without the nutrients This looks like some type of Sloth experiment how unappetizing does that look? It's slimy it looks gross the color is off Toe for key. How do you guys get away with this shit? Smells like chemicals How that? Listen, if I put this on my mouth and close my eyes, how fucking crazy how fucking crazy is it? They're making Toe for key plant-based deli slices. It's deli meat They're making vegan deli meat All right, I'm gonna close my eyes I'm gonna pretend. I don't know what this is. So I'm blindfolded What do you smell Frank? I don't smell turkey. I don't have a good enough sense of smell to distinguish what this is So let's taste it. Hey, it tastes like turkey That was sprayed with chemicals This is I don't know what the fuck they're doing in these laboratories, man It's close if you haven't eaten this garbage before it's very possible that you could fool Someone with it, especially if the person hasn't eaten truly high-quality animal foods. I'm starting to see why Why these vegans are going where they're going all right, so we've boiled the cheese and Does not have the chemical properties of actual cheese. So We'll just let this cool off for a minute For any of you guys thinking Frank you're wasting food What? At least there's a possibility that one person doesn't eat this shit Plus, I'm sure the candida demon growing at the garbage dump is hungry. Hey, welcome to Frankie's vegan cafe I guarantee you there's some vegan girl in New York that would come to my house and rail me for this right now I guarantee it. I Probably rail me for this just to see what it tastes like. Hey Look at that Not bad. There's like the biggest waste of $30 in my life It's hot. It's on a bagel It tastes a little like cheese The eggs are the problem doesn't taste anything like eggs Nothing like eggs at all overall. I would say that The individual ingredients on their own Might have come close in some regards but since the eggs We're so far off of what eggs tastes like and you know eggs are the main part of a bacon egg and cheese It doesn't taste good pure vegan and you tasted this You probably nut your pants but as someone who's tasted an actual bacon egg and cheese before and As someone who knows how poisonous the ingredients in this are and it costs three times as much God knows how many laboratories are needed to make this. It's no brainer guys. Guys, please like the video Please share the video. I don't know why I do this stuff. I really don't I Got a mess in my kitchen my bank accounts $40 less. All right now that I rinsed my mouth out with bleach That cheddar cheese is is I think what's fooling most people if you put that on a sandwich Whatever culture they're using to make that cheddar It actually tastes a lot like cheddar cheese I'd say the flavor of the cheddar is like 80% of what a cheddar cheese is even if the texture is nothing like what it was It kind of carries the rest of it. Of course a bagel is a bagel the eggs are just a Textural component if they taste nothing like eggs They don't taste good in any way whatsoever the bacon wasn't good wasn't bad Overall, I'm very amazed at how they're able to make these processed foods into something that Even remotely resembles a bacon egg and cheese the fact that I don't think that tasted bad in general yet It's complete poison processed shit. I don't know what to say Bravo to these people poisoning the planet. Yeah, I said you're thinking that these vegans are Eating shit and slop and they are except it doesn't actually taste Too bad in comparison to what other people are eating especially on a standard american diet I think this sets the stage for us making a healthy bacon egg and cheese perhaps with heirloom grains pasture raised bacon that I've made myself some high quality pasture raised eggs raw cheddar cheese and I'm gonna have an actual orgasm So guys like the video if this video does really well I'll make that healthy bacon egg and cheese. If not hey tough luck. I guess Ironically, I probably spend the same amount of money on both and the latter would be Actually good for you. Thank you guys for joining me. If you could please like the video subscribe Definitely hit that bell icon Share the video if you can you guys do want to support me further check out Frankie's free range of meat We have high quality raw grass-fed cheddar. You know, we're looking to do pasture raised eggs sometime next year Hey, we're even doing healthy cookies Next month as a special for you guys. Perhaps we'll do healthy bagels some point in the future So, you know, the more we grow the more we're going to try to do and get you guys The healthy foods you don't have access to You guys can also go to Frankie's naturals for minimal ingredients minimally processed hygiene and cosmetic products If you'd like to reach out to me for my secret vegan recipes, send me an email frank atifano at gmail.com Thanks again for joining me guys. Enjoy the rest of your day Fucking poison. I can't believe I did this shit Should have gone to white castle and bought that impossible shit