 What are we doing Hollywood? What do we do? What are we doing with trailers? It's a nightmare Okay, here's the deal what Sheila? Okay. Wow Apparently we have a sponsor for this video. So we're gonna I'm gonna go ahead and fire that up now. What a treat Sponsors, baby. That means I've made it Enjoy when I'm watching bad trailers. Typically. I'm also enjoying a nice meal So teaming up with hello fresh for a sponsored video just made sense If you've been living under a rock and don't know what hello fresh is Let me break it down. 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This could be you right now eating healthy having some fun in the kitchen It's a no-brainer. Thank you. Hello fresh for sponsoring the video. Let's get back to it That's good stuff fantastic. Let's continue 85% of the movie trailers that come out today are all the same That's a percentage. I just based up pulled it out of my ass and I think it's probably fair I think it's probably accurate. If you watch a trailer online They often have a teaser of the trailer you're watching a spoiler filled teaser about the two-minute thing You're going to witness on top of that You might also have a commercial depending on if you're paying for a premium subscription to YouTube or whatnot So you got commercial which could be of the trailer. You're gonna watch Then you have teaser then you have the actual trailer now if you're watching on Twitter or something You get a cropped crappy version if you're watching on tiktok You got some jackass like me up front green screened and poorly talking into his headset like this for some reason Explaining what you're seeing behind him in low res quality. It's a nightmare It's a nightmare and then of course you have trailer reactors people that act in good faith people that act in bad faith People that I want to punch in the face because they're so phony about everything But then they also get a pass at the same time because they're hamming it up intentionally for the audience and the audience knows They're hamming it up. What a mess What a mess? Hey, we got a new trailer coming up. Let's check it out The logo comes up and they basically already came With movie trailers in the last few years one of the things we've seen a lot of in movies is Remaking films or soft rebooting films or making a sequel 45 years after the original So we have to bring back the original score But we don't just play the original score like Ghostbusters or Jurassic Park or Star Wars. No, we do a modified slower Orchestrative version is orchestrative a word. I made it one if it's not orchestral. It's orchestral an orchestral version And they hold that note And then Owen's there with his hand. It's always the hand. Whoa Hey, whoa, talk to the hand Raptors I don't have enough wantons in here Melissa McCarthy Ghost Busterette And then in comes 8,000 year old Harrison Ford with the cane If it's a Sony property everything is just black covered in black ooze comes down Then there's chrome lettering all over the place for the titles. You can't see shit in these films These trailers are just awful. They're constantly fading to black slowly with a bass drop If the movie is prominently featuring black people or even I guess if there's black people in it at all rap music every Time rap music. I can just see the executives. All right What do we got here black panther? What do we got here spider-man into the spider-verse? What do we got here another movie with a person that's not white rap music creed three trailer I am the greatest. Uh, you cannot tame me and the newest obnoxious trend I've seen recently which was in Fast and the Furious It's been in the shazam trailers. It's all over the place They take a semi popular song and they beat the refrain into the ground You will hear the refrain 60 times in the span of two and a half minutes Are you ready for it? Are you ready for it? Well, this looks like good job for me Shazam starts punching people. Well, this looks like good job for me. He's picking up a bus Well, this looks like good job for me. He's taking a shit Well, this looks like good job for me Oftentimes if you want a good idea of the beginning middle and end of a film the whole structure the whole play out Just watch the second or third movie trailer that's released They almost always go in chronological order through the flick showing sequences from each portion You can bet your bottom dollar that the ending of the trailer is going to be a shot very late in the film That's almost always the case and this isn't so much a problem with movie trailers as it is with the movie industry as a whole When I go to the theater There's very little perks for me anymore Oftentimes i'm sitting in a room that's either too cold or too hot I'll be in the room with chairs that are half functioning where I might drop backwards There's shit all over the ground. The people are annoying. The bathroom stalls are broken I can't even use a urinal. I have to pee on the floor. The food is stale. It's overpriced I gotta be at home With air conditioning with with a nice 70 degree temp inside or whatever. I feel as comfortable in the moment Blackout shades nice and dark huge tv food at my disposal. That's fresh So what perks am I getting anymore at the theater? Oh movie trailers. That used to be fun in the 90s When I didn't have access to the internet and could see them all 35 times before the trailer even hits the theaters This is a major problem I've been to a few movies in the last week and I've seen the same five or six movie trailers every single time There should be exclusive trailer releases for theaters Give people a reason to go out there. Honestly I'm not cheating you Going to movies back in the day if I missed the previews. I had a major chip on my shoulder. I was like pissed Movie trailers was half of the fun for me And marvel figured this out. They picked up on this. That's why they put movie trailers at the end of all their films They're like, yeah, we know ant man three sucked But look look what's on the look what's bubbling on the surface It's a new movie coming out and here's another one at the way end credits They got it figured out. They put trailers in their own movies So we don't even get the perks of going to the theater to watch these previews Even to go off of that Sometimes the movie trailer is the older one the internet's already put out trailer two or three And the movie preview at the theaters. There's still way back on the teaser Oh, cool. I see indy dusting off his hat and a close-up of the whip Bitch, I just watched him on a fake horse with a fake head running around on railroad tracks I want to see that Bottom line movie trailers are a disaster up and down Whether it's a clout chasing influencer who spoils a movie seven months before it hits the big screen Because he dissected the trailer or he had someone on the inside give him information And then he threw it out there so that he'd get all these subscribers his way Or whether it's a movie that releases too much in the trailer or the preview is way too long and exhausting I don't have any desire to see it. That's nefarious 35 has like a four minute trailer Are you kidding me? The movie shouldn't even be four minutes long at this point Or you're just burnt out seeing the same old ones when you go to the movies There's a lot of things that need to be cleaned up. Let's have a little bit more creativity again with these previews Let's not just reuse the same generic songs and slow motion shots and fades to black over and over We can have more fun with it and get more creative. This is you showing audiences. We're thinking outside the bun We're doing things different than our competition This isn't another generic venom This isn't another mcu movie. We're having fun with this thing. Well, whatever if it ain't broke why fix it, right? Well, maybe you should risk it Maybe you should risk it. Well, those are my thoughts on movie trailers now in 2023 I'd love to hear from you. Did I miss anything that really bothers you about previews? Let me know in the comments. Thank you again to our sponsor. Sheila. Do we have another cutaway segment we have to do? No, okay. Well Show yourself out then. 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