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Ah, I was trying to inform Taylor because Taylor was talking about someone and, you know, talking about how banging the person's body is. And I said, very true, very true. But it was even better at one point in life. I don't know nothing. Right. So my whole, my whole thing with Taylor is you can go from fun size to family size real quick with just a few poor choices. You know what I mean? And I think when you're young, you don't realize that when you're young, you just, you know, you eating all times at night. I've seen Taylor eating salt and vinegar chips at nine in the morning with wax. Now mind you, shame and wax for being fat, because wax is gained a little bit. You know what I mean? Come on, come on. Listen, but you understand how much I still work out. I burned the whole lot of calories. I know and nobody burned more calories than me. You two always think that you think you're the best of everything. But I guarantee like, all right, he's older now. He don't realize metabolism is slowed down. He think he can still do what he used to do. Right. You can't compare me to people or that got really fucked up that gained all that weight. And I know how to take mine off, bro. I don't know if you've seen your waistline lately. I'm doing that. I don't even want to take my shit off, but I'm gonna give you a couple more weeks. I'm gonna sit back and chill out. I gotta take it off. Take off your shirt. Take off my shirt. You want Miami though, so it'll be different. I'm out here still in Jersey. I'm just saying, man. Let me see that body, bro. Can you beat Drake? Drake is chiseled, bro. Yeah. The guy had a shirtless pick on, but you gotta understand, anybody who's going through a Ramadan right now is cheating, so you can't even do that. And Drake ain't going through no goddamn Ramadan. Drake Canadian. Exactly. That's definitely why he not doing Ramadan. Anybody I see that get abs like half of the year, but like Ramadan. Drake got abs? Yeah. He said he's cut. If anybody who I see working out who's really not like that, listen. Yeah, he looks like he's in good shape. All I'm saying is you're talking a lot of shit about how you're in good shape, Wax, but you're not willing to pull up that shirt. I'm doing that. I'm trying to tell you, I really don't want to do that right now, but I don't blame you. I'm doing that. Listen, when your cargo pants look like yoga pants, you got a little bit too much on the thighs. A little too much going on around the thigh areas, all I'm saying. I'm trying to tell you, I really don't want to take my shit off. Just know that I'm doing like... He tore his ACL. I mean, it can't be that different. Right now, I wasn't working out when I tore my ACL. I was laying back in the bed and... And wifey was pregnant. Yep. So it was like she kept feeding me. She was eating. I was eating in the bed too. Everything you smell, smelling all good. I did gain some pounds, but now I'm back on my feet and I'm back racing pit bulls. So let's go. I don't know, bro. You tore your ACL, not your Achilles. No, my Achilles. I thought the ACL is the Achilles. No, man. I tore my Achilles. Oh, that's two different things? Two different things. I didn't fucking know. I thought the ACL was a goddamn an abbreviation for Achilles. You don't know the song with all the bones and stuff? What's the song with the bones? The left something connected to the right. I know that song, but they don't talk about no ACLs in that. The hip bones connected to the thigh bone. The thigh bones connected to the leg bone. Let me pull up some lyrics. I don't remember hearing no goddamn ACL mentioned. That's what I'm saying. So where's the ACL in that? What's it called? Bone song? Bone song. Hey, guys, are we really not going to talk about the decision, bro? The verdict? Oh, no, we don't get to that. I was just warming up. I didn't want to come in hot. I'm saying, bro, let's come in hot. Let's come in with some heaters, bro. All right, let's do it. The text was lit yesterday. Yeah. Devil, Devil Shauvin, Derek Shauvin. I mean, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I was shocked. I didn't expect him to get off only because when you see other police officers testifying against a police officer, which rarely ever happens. But when you see other police officers testifying against another police officer, I'm like, oh, he about to get, he definitely about to get hit. And even when the verdict came back as fast as it did, I was like, okay, he's clearly guilty because all of George are on the same page. I didn't expect guilty on all charges. I'm going to be honest with you. That was, that was a shocker. Me neither. That was a shock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I don't know, for whatever reason, I wasn't shocked at all. Really? Yeah. Break it down. I knew it. I knew we were going to get it right this time, Charlotte. I mean, I thought we would get it right. I just didn't think it would be guilty on all charges. Guilty on all charges means that they're not taking no accountability for nothing. Like it's all his fault. Yes. They threw him away. He's not with us. Yeah. He's, I'm not with, he's not with us no more under the bus. He did everything wrong. Like, this is going to be one of those cases that is used in future cases, right? Violence works. Okay. All that peaceful protest and shit is cute. But when you start fucking things up, people consider that when this decision needs to be made. And maybe even the police consider that when they got to testify against one of their brothers. Yeah. Do you think it's, I'm saying, when you start, wait, what do you think it was the moment too? Meaning like, like we've seen these videos before, right? We've seen videos with, you know, men, black men, black women on tape, you know, we've seen videos of white dudes on tape getting shot as well. And they still got off. Yeah. But I'm talking about the moment, right? Like last year, everybody's sitting still during a pandemic. Nobody really can go nowhere. Everybody's glued to their TVs. Everybody's glued to their phones. It's like it was a moment where you couldn't just brush it off and be like, Oh, I got other shit to do. Like everybody had to face that. Yes. I agree with you. Like so many people knew about it where there's many others where, you know, if we bring a name up today, you guys might have no clue who it is. I might have no clue who it is. Everybody knew about this one. And the video was so egregious and everything was there. All the evidence was there and was needed. But also the fact that like we've seen cities get just fucked up for months. I think people are over that, regardless of how they feel. And this is the most egregious example of a cop fucking up, caught on video. And it's like, I think even people who might have felt a little bit of empathy for Derek Chauvin, I don't even know how you could, but even those people who might have been like all cop, the cop can never do anything wrong. Even they were like, man, I'm not trying to see these cities get burned down again. Fuck that. Lock that motherfucker up. Throw the key under the jail. Let's get back to where let's get back to quote unquote normal or safe situations where we don't feel like the cities are going to burn. I really think people were afraid of the cities burning. Is this is this what like victory feel like? I don't feel it. I don't know. I'm so used to feeling injustice. I don't even know what justice feel like. I thought I'd be more excited. I'd be more like I'm not supposed to be excited. You shouldn't be excited for shit that's supposed to happen. That's what that's what we were talking about earlier. Like you're not excited that he got that he got convicted, right? You're not excited. You're like, yeah, that's what's that's what happened. Like the light turns green after it's read. You don't get excited. But I was definitely not always. You gotta be off though. I've seen all these other cops get off and I was like, I'm not I'm not excited over that. You know what I'm saying? I was really pissed off. So I thought I had more excitement like the way I was when I was mad. You see what I'm saying? I can tell you why I don't have excitement. I mean, listen, I'm happy. I'm happy that, you know, for in that situation, you know, justice was served. But to me, that was a one off because until there's some real police reform in place where police officers are always being held accountable in that way, this shit is going to continue to happen. It's a good start. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't even know if it's a good start. It's a good start if it's actually a shift in our culture that causes some real police reform to go down. And then it seems like right now, maybe just maybe it seems like Republicans and Democrats might be on the same page in regards to getting some police reform going, you know, the only last year when the Democrats had the George Floyd policing act and Tim Scott had his bill, I forgot what his bill was called. But from what I was told, a lot of people like the Republican bill more. The only difference was the Republicans didn't want to get rid of qualified immunity, which I think is the biggest thing. You get rid of qualified immunity man and all of these cops got on their mind is pensions and prisons. They're gonna think twice, bro. You're gonna think twice when you in that field. If you know that if I kill this guy or kill this woman and you know, it's a malpractice involved, it's gonna come out of my pension in the fucking future. I might end up in prison. You're gonna think twice, bro. And I think, I think that's the change that this makes. I don't think that there's gonna be any like legislative change. I just think there's gonna be behavioral change because cops are going, oh, shit, we could go to prison too. No, what the law applies to me too. What? You see 100% bro. It's a one off show. Let's see man. Say what? I want to be positive on this too. I've read three stories today and people getting shot here. Yeah, I know you did. There's good. This woman called the police. This woman called the police on her boyfriend. That white lady cop, the Karen cop that thought she had her taser out and then shot the dude. Well, that was last week. Yeah, but she's gonna go down too. She's gonna go down for involuntary. Yeah, she should. She should. And she should. So you're gonna start to see accountability happening in the courts. And the second it happens in the courts, this is how life works. The second people realize there are repercussions for their actions, they start to change their actions. Absolutely. But not before. It's just like children, right? Like, if you don't punish a kid, he's just gonna keep on fucking up until he finds out where the limits are. 100%. Cops never had those limits really. And now that they're starting to see those limits, shit gonna get gonna change. I would, I would rather put, I feel you, but I would rather some legislation to go with that. You know what I'm saying? That's the legislation you want. You can't, you're already not supposed to kill black people. Yeah, but that's already against the law. But if you implement the George Floyd policing act where you ban the chokeholds, you know what I'm saying? They will find other ways, dude. It's like, but not if you take away qualified immunity, you take away qualified immunity. And now you, you, the police officer are solely responsible, not taxpayer dollars, not insurance, no nothing. This shit comes out of your pension. If you're found guilty and you fuck up, come on, we all know money, baby. I'd say this, I'd say this, use whatever holds you want to use, use whatever the fuck you want to do. But if you kill somebody who's not trying to attack you in any way, you're going to prison. So you might want to choose your holds carefully. All you need is accountability. Stop trying to take away chokeholds and take away these types of things. Just tell motherfuckers if you choke someone out and they die, you're going to jail for that. I feel, I feel you 100%. But what we're trying to do, and I think we're missing something here. Yes, you should punish cops when they do that kind of shit, but we want to prevent people from getting killed. You know what I'm saying? So in order to prevent people from getting killed, it starts with a cop making the decision before he decides to put somebody in a chokehold or before he decides to pull up with his gun out, not even assessing the situation to see if this kid's gun is fake or if this kid got a gun in his hand or whatever it is. You know what I mean? Like I can't just make an excuse like, oh, I grabbed my taser and I meant to grab my gun like, God damn. Like we can't use that as an excuse. So she shouldn't be able to use that excuse. No, well, thing you're grabbing, bro. Girl got her baby took it and set it off because the baby drunk some bleach. She set it off. You remember the baby drunk some bleach and they took the baby away? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get no second chance. The mistake is a mistake. She got to go. Yeah. The police are the only people who were malpractice doesn't seem to apply. Like if I go to the fucking doctor to get my my tonsils removed and wake up with no dick, I can shoot a shit out of the hospital. You know what I'm saying? She fucked up. Like and doctors will lose their licenses and shit like that. Like it's police is the only place where malpractice doesn't apply. Like, you know, I'm sorry. I grabbed my gun. I grabbed my gun instead of my taser. Like, you know what's fucked up about that situation though? Is that like you still going to have to get your tonsils taken out? You got no dick and you still going to have to go in and get your tonsils taken out. No dick. Not knowing what they might remove that time too. You ain't got no dick with the fucking care about your tonsils for. Well, shit, you're going to be having to do a lot more sucking. I don't even know what tonsils do, bro. Now that you don't have a dick, you're going to have to need that. Tonsils got the voice box in it. For real? Yeah. Do people even still get their tonsils removed? That used to be a thing back in the day. I think I think we stopped growing tonsils, bro. Word, right? Yeah. I think we stopped growing tonsils, bro. Yeah. I never hear it no more. But what? Like you got your tonsils taken out? I know people have tonsils and fucking measles and chicken pox. All that shit gone. Yo, that's true. Do kids still get chicken pox? Yeah, they get that vaccine every year. That's why. Well, not every year, but when you go back to school, I don't know if it's every year or not, but kids get the, they got to get the vaccine at some point when they start school. I think when they first start school. Oh, we got a chicken pox vaccine? Yes. Handle that shit. Chicken pox, measles. They didn't give me that shit when I was younger. I just had to get chicken pox. Yeah, they had it when we, they had it when you was younger. Everybody in class got it. One person got it. Everybody got it. Now you don't get it no more. When was you younger? Exactly. That's how it works. It was how it worked, right? What year was you younger? Me and him the same age. No, I'm saying it. Like, what year? I'm trying basically saying, what year are we talking? How young? I think I got that shit in elementary school, bro. I remember getting them chicken pox. They had that shit back. They had chicken pox and measles shots back then. Wait, we ain't getting it back and afford it. They had measles shots because who the fuck gets meagles? Meagles. Meagles. Who the fuck gets measles anymore? If this meagles shot the offset, this is goddamn... A boulder shot? The only thing they had in school was the boulder shot. The thing that turned your arm red. Nah, a boulder's a noob, bro. Well, if they turn red, then you got to leave the school. What? That is that. They had some schools? They had something out there. The Berkey Los... Yeah, there you go. The Berkey Loses. The chicken pox vaccine didn't become available until 1995. Listen, we have to grow, bro. 1995. We don't care about that fact shit, bro. Alice, don't be coming in here with your facts, bro. Whatever the shit was out in the 80s, bro. All right. Nah. I was putting Calamine lotion all over my fucking body. Remember that pink ass lotion you put? We was in school. Everybody got chicken pox. All right, well, the 90s. I mean, it's chicken pox, but what about measles? Wait, hold on. Charlman, you didn't even have dirt roads in fucking the 90s, bro. What are you talking about? You had a vaccine for chicken pox. What about measles? They had vaccines for something. Yeah, they had vaccines for measles. What year? What year was measles young? 88. Nah, that shit is probably 60s. Yeah, measles been around. 1963. Let's fucking go, bro. What about freckled juice? What did he say? What about freckled juice? What's freckled juice? Oh, y'all never read the book, freckled juice? No. Well, the guy used to drink the freckled juice because he wanted to get freckles. I just remember reading that book thinking that y'all, you got to do is get the measles, bro. It's the same thing. When did you start having friends? How young were you when you had friends? What else was out there, like Sores and stuff like that? Every childhood book, bro, from Judy Bloom to Rawl Dahl. All of them. But no, so you think this is going to lead to some type of real change, y'all? I think it could lead to real change in the immediate future, and then that could go back. Think about it just like kids, right? Like, you punish the kid. The kid's like, okay, I'm not going to do anything. And then you don't punish it for a while. It starts to see how far they could go. So as long as we are consistently holding people accountable for breaking the law, this change will exist in our lives. If we let people get away with it, then it won't. So the pressure has to be on every time a, you know, somebody is breaking the law. It's that simple. But I do think in the immediate future, you are going to see change. Like that girl who thought she grabbed her tazer and then shot anyway, put her behind bars, bro. Yeah, you got to, yo. She did that on purpose to try and say tazer, tazer. She knew the fuck she had to do. She's been on the force 26 years. That's a rookie mistake, bro. She wanted that. She wanted that hit, bro. My dude Charles McBee said that. He said it feels like every spring is like hunting season on black people. And then I saw somebody else here. It's almost like it's a sick ritual, like some Illuminati shit people are doing. Like it's weird. But you know, I mean, listen, man, I don't know. I still would feel more comfortable with some type of police reform in place. You know what I mean? Cause it's just really, it's really about a mindset, right? Like even when I look at the situation that happened in Ohio yesterday, real fucked up situation, right? But it's tricky because, yo, if you get a police, if you get a phone call, you know, a woman is out here attacking people with a knife and you pull up and you the cops and you just see this woman wielding a knife, on a couple of people. When I saw one person hit the ground and she had another woman up against the car and it looked like she was about to stab him. I thought the cops should have used this taser. He shot four times, killed the young lady. You know what I'm saying? So my whole thing is like, damn, do they got to approach every situation when it comes to black people or every situation in certain communities with fatal force is the first option? Like there's no other, there's no other option ever. Like, yo, she's got a knife. Like a taser wouldn't work on a 16-year-old. You know what I mean? It's a hard one, bro. Like it's just like in four shots and then you're telling me that- Definitely not. You know, and to some people, he's probably a hero, right? Because he did save a woman from getting stabbed. But then I'm looking, he shot four times. If he was a bad shot, he would have shot the woman. He also was trying to allegedly save. You know what I mean? And then four shots and four shots not excessive for somebody with a knife. Not if he, if somebody was going to stab my daughter, I don't care if it's a man or a woman, but I don't care how old they are, but if they're going to stab my daughter with a knife and a cop shot that person before they could stab my daughter, that person is always going to be here. I get it. Yeah, I get it. I'm not, I get it. I think it's wrong to conflate these two cases because one is so egregious the misuse of power and the other one is doing their job, right? If you want to change- Yeah, I'm not conflating the cases. I'm just simply saying that regardless of what that situation was in Ohio, it seems like fatal force is always the first option when it comes to black people. Sure. That's all I'm saying. It, it's, it, it does seem that way and you have every right to believe that way because we keep seeing these stories pop up over and over and over again. That being said, if there was somebody who's trying to stab your daughter and you had a gun, pop, pop. You're not reaching for your taser. So let me try to do anything to my daughter with your fucking debt. Yeah, listen, I'm with you. And I don't even own a thing. But you're probably saying that if that was a white person, it probably would have went down a little different. I mean, we see that. Like I saw a video the other day, the white dude pulled out a gun on the cop and told the cop, get the fuck away from his truck and the cops was complying. White people, white people are the shit, bro. Different, different. We the shit. Different. They are. Like, listen, it's different. The white girls, I can talk about them. It's different. It's different. It's different. I've seen white people chase cops with knives and the cops are running. Yeah. With guns. Like, what the fuck? You should root for them. You should root for those white people, bro, because they're, you know. Why? What they showing us was really happening. They trying to bring justice. They see the cops doing some fucked up shit and they taking fucking law in their own hands, bro. And I guess that's my thing, too, though, right? It's like we've seen cops. It's not like cops have fucked up training, right? We always talk about how cops have fucked up training. No, cops know how to use restraint when they want to. Yes, for sure. You know what I'm saying? Cops know how to de-escalate situations when they want to. What's training for them? But it's like they pull up in certain communities. They see certain shades and they like pop, pop. They see red. Let's, let's, let's ask questions later. They see black. That's all. You know? But where they coming from? Yeah. And I'm going to tell you something else. I'm going to tell you, not only do I want police reform, Carriel Horn, her law, Carriel's law that she got passed in Buffalo, New York, because she was a sister who intervened while a cop was choking out a black guy. That needs to be national too. She was a cop, right? Yeah, she was a cop. She just got her pension back last week. The judge ruled in her favor. She, she, she, that, that law needs to be national, especially in light of the George Floyd situation, because now that we see, if Derek Sharpe is convicted of murder, that makes every cop on that scene a goddamn accomplice. Yeah, conspiracy, bro. Every cop on that scene is a accomplice. Should also go down? Huh? You think each one of them should also go down? Whatever, they all, they all got charges. They all go, they go to court in August. Interesting. Yeah, they go to court in August. I mean, they sat, you sat around and watched that for nine minutes. Come on, man. Like at no point do you, did you as a cop be like, bro? Nobody's human. Derek, what the fuck? You wilding, bro. Like, like to me, if you care about the shield, if you can't fuck about the shield as a cop, you're going to stop Derek Chauvin because you don't want that stain on your, on your department. You don't want people looking at you all like that because it makes your job harder in the future. Yeah. That's all. So I like Carriel's law. I think that, you know, those cops need to be held accountable to their accomplices. If this guy's accused of murder, he's an accomplice. If I'm with wax, I'm with Andrew and they commit murder and I didn't try to stop them. I didn't call the police or anything after they come in to get my ass as an accomplice. What you mean? I don't know nothing. Nah, it depends. I might have to tell them. It's all depends, bro. I mean, listen, like, is there certain things I just can't sit around and watch? I ain't trying to watch it either. That's why we out. I'm a man of principle. It depends on why. I'll be out. It wouldn't dare. Let's know that we out. I don't need nothing. You close your eyes because you always see shit. Nope. I don't know nothing. I can't, that ain't going to work in a court of law. Man, close your eyes. Imagine me on the stand. I don't know nothing. Well, we don't know nothing either. He's 100 years. Him getting charged though. We don't, we still don't know how long he's going to be, right? Derek Chauvin getting time, bro. Like how much do you think? One Chauvin had a max sentence of 40 years. Another had a max sentence of 25. Another had a max sentence of 10, man. Even if you cut him all in half, he going to get it. He's going to get some goddamn time. We, we, we not talking about the real shit. The real shit. Wait, is he going to go to real jail? Man, fuck all that. What's the over on him killing himself? Damn. Yeah. Yeah, he might kill himself. That's what I'm thinking. He might kill himself. I see that. He lost his wife before all this shit happened. His wife left him. He ain't got shit to live for. Derek might be out. He's all, they put him on suicide watch this morning. I said, I actually posted that yesterday. I was like, I hope they put this dude on suicide watch. They put him on suicide watch this morning. Let him get smashed in jail. Don't let him kill himself. Should you be allowed to kill yourself? No. That's all right. I'll stop you. They're not going to let you kill yourself. That's a cop out, bro. You're out. You can't do that. Why do you think they take shoe strings and all that stuff in jail? They know what people try to do. Yeah, but it's like my body, my choice. But don't get locked up and go jump off a bridge then. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying my body, my choice. Why can't you make that choice with your body? Because you're in prison already. That's what girls always say. Yeah, I need you to suffer a little bit, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's a cop out. Yeah, I need you to suffer a little bit. You know what I mean? Like the only way that shit would have made sense to me is if somebody would have popped him in that moment when he was on top of Derek Chauvin, I mean, on top of George Floyd. If somebody would have did it to him like that, that would have seemed like at least a different form of justice. But if you get found guilty like he did and then he kills himself, it's like, nah, I want to see you get them 40 years, bro. Yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? But isn't the death penalty a harsher sentence? No. Yeah, but they don't just kill you with the death penalty either, though. You don't know. You've been on death row for years. Yeah, you really do. See, man. They don't just kill you. They still do the time and die after the fact. Yeah, they don't just kill you when you're on death row. Death row, you sit for a while. I'm just saying, do we really want to like pay for this guy to eat three meals a day, read a bunch of books, like learn some crap. Yeah, he can still jerk off. No, I want him to get beat up in jail. Yeah, you got to like break his fingers so you can jerk off. Yeah, but they're not going to put him in a position to get beat up. They're going to protect him. You know, honestly, there might be a connection between the CEOs and the cops and they might look after him. Yeah, for sure. Somebody needs somebody. This is the challenge we need to have on Brilliant Edition. Andrew has challenged Jay Williams. He challenged Dyle Reavis one time. He thinks he can do heart surgery. Andrew got to go to jail for 25. You've never been to jail? We need Andrew in a maximum security prison for 24 hours. Because Andrew always talks about prison. Light work. Like it's a resort. I'm telling you this, Charlamagne, hey, everybody better watch their cheeks because I'm coming to collect. Oh, you talking that now? You know, they listen to this shit in there. They need to put you inside of there. So that you got to walk into prison. You got to walk into prison. The aggressor like, I'm coming to fuck. I'm here for one purpose. I got 24 hours to live. What does it do? Who do I screw? Your boy coming in there, dogs. You thought I was going to grab my ankles? You thought. You thought. This show's walking out. I'm White Rob. Okay. And I'm coming to rob. Jesus. All right. I got 24 hours to screw. I got 24 hours to give this dick. You don't know how many people that's really down. That's the problem. I'm coming through with the opposite handle. Okay, Rob Marciano. We're not playing games over here. And then you see, you realize them Power Bottoms that been in there doing fucking 900 squats a day. And they're like, yes, put that dick right in here so I can break it off in these cheeks. Try to. That's why I say try to. I see you. Andrew, have you ever got Rob before? Say what? Have you ever got Rob before? Yes, I have gotten Rob. And you wasn't. How'd you react? I gave them the shit. What just got to do with anything, Taylor? No, because I just want to know, like you're not scared and everything else. That's all I want to know. But the robbery in jail, two different things. I'd rather give you Rob me right now. Take everything here. Hey, you can have it. But as long as you're just going to rob me though, if you just going to rob me, you can rob me. I don't need more than that. But what if they want to rob your booty? What I'm saying is when I go to jail, Taylor, like it's different that alpha dog is now in prison. Like the apex predator is in prison. You know what I mean? Like you don't even do that. Everybody's got to be on high alert. You do a laundry, bro. Say what? You do a laundry. You do a laundry. You do a laundry. You do a laundry. You do a laundry. You do a laundry. Because I've been washing drawers. I promise you they're going to have you washing drawers in jail. Right, bro. We're going to need to because then she's going to be mighty messy after what I do these things. I'm going to be shooting ropes out there, bro. Andrew, don't get it. It's all fun and games. Listen, here's the funny part. Andrew's going to fucking run and end up in jail for something silly, right? Like something dumb. And he's going to walk in and it's going to be a bunch of people in the holding cell like, yeah. Yeah. Make me laugh. Make me laugh, baby. Tell me a joke. Tell me a joke. I can't. I'm going to go in there. I'm going to size them all up. I'm going to, I'm going to smell them because I can smell fear. I'm going to smell them because I can smell fear. I'm going to let them know the big dog bow wow is in the building, bro. Doing push-ups. 1,000 clips a day. 1,000 push-ups a day, 240. That's the small man on the total pool. Yeah. And I'm going to tell him, you better keep that shit up. Because if I catch you slipping, it's a wrap for you. It's a wrap. I just told him they listen to this in here. Don't tell him nothing. It's the big dog bow wow. Okay. It's different. When I come in the room, it's different. Yeah. And I'm going to tell you what's going to be even more fucked up. If you find yourself in a cell with somebody who says, nah, bro, I don't listen to these. I make push-ups. I listen to the fucking slag. Now you look at that. Now you definitely watch. You watch and draw. Hey, not only are you watching draws, you watching the inside of cheeks. Yeah, man. It's going to be a guy in there that make you wash his balls off before he make you suck them. Nah, bro. Yeah. That ain't going to do it. You watching draws in the sink, bro. In the sink. Neck it. Like that, son. I'll be like that. Yeah, you in trouble, man. I'm watching. Yeah, you in trouble. Please don't go to jail. Let's please. Let's all pray for Andrew, please. I go into jail. First thing I do, I'm walking into the town hall or whatever the shit is where everybody gets to hang out. What's that for? The town hall. What the fuck? You want to have a meeting, bro? Yeah. I want to try to talk with you on this one. It's not. It don't work like that. I walk into the rec room. I'll say, what you guys watching? They're going to be like, oh, watching Judge Judy. I'll be like, yeah, cut that shit off. I'm just going to turn that shit off right there and just, because I got a set of precedent. I got a set of precedent. What's the next one? What you going to say? What you going to say to them? Say what? What you going to say to them after that? Yeah, what's the next move? After they tell you, fuck you. I'm going to say, oh, fuck me. That's what I'm here for. Yup. I say, that's what I'm here for, bro. That's what I'm here for. And then I just slowly just start overpowering motherfuckers, bro. Jail is no joke, bro. And I ain't never been to prison. I only was in the county. The county is, the county is no joke. I was in the county for 45 days in monks corner, South Carolina. Scary enough. Bruh. And when you, 17 years old and you in the county, the county ain't no joke. You know the crazy part about it? I had to really think. And that's the most crazy thing about the whole thing. Jail is not really hard. We're not doing that. You got to think. Man, why do y'all keep saying jail's not hard? You just got to think. That's the problem. People got really think about nothing. Man, sit there and think. I'm bugging. Charlemagne. Listen. The world is actually hard in the jail. Okay. My man, I forget we got Alex. Alex Media's actually done hard time. In the building. He's done hard time, but I just want to let you know. Life is different. He said Alex did hard time. He done hard time. Alex did hard time. He did hard time. It wasn't that hard. It wasn't that hard. It wasn't that hard. It wasn't that hard. It wasn't that hard. It wasn't that hard. The country, man. That was kind of crazy. It was a little chubb. This guy's an international criminal and they let him open up a business on fucking Canal Street in New York City. All right. So don't tell me you can't rebound from a little stint in prison. All I got to say is, Charlemagne, you and I are built different. You're right. You might go into jail. Life is not harder than jail. You might go into jail and it might be tough for you, but your boy Schultz goes into jail. Let me tell you something. Jail sucks so much that I did 45 days and the other times I went for like weekend stints. Oh, no. As soon as I walk in there, I would just throw up. Like, God damn, I'm backing this motherfucker again. Every time I see that fucking sink again in a blurry mirror, I'm about to throw up. I said, not a fucking again. Let me tell you something. In all seriousness, I can't go to prison. No way. I can't go to prison. I do not want to go to prison. I will do anything I can to avoid prison. I am not doing that shit. I tell jokes to everybody. It is not happening. I don't know what I'll do. I don't know how I'll act. I don't know what. But I will do everything in my power to avoid going to prison. I am not playing that game. Why do you think that is harder than life? I think life is harder than prison. What are you doing? It's sitting there. Life is a whole lot harder. What are you talking about? You just have to deal with this life. I would much rather deal with life freed and inside. Yeah, but that's what you'd rather do. But jail is actually easier. No, it's not. Wax you bug it. We don't want to do that because we don't want to sit down and think. That's our problem. Nobody want to fucking think. I don't think you're thinking right now. Give Wax some time to think about this scenario he's paying for us right now. That life is harder than jail. I'm just saying being out here in life, you got to do more of everything. When you're in jail, you're just sitting there. You got to just remind yourself to eat. If life was harder than jail, then jail wouldn't be a punishment. But just because you can't do nothing, but life is actually harder. But we're in solitary confinement, right? No windows, nothing else like that. You ain't got to do nothing. That's what I'm saying. You just got to sit there and breathe. Well, he's really proud or kill himself because he wasn't allowed to. I could do solitary. He's already born. Like, come on. He's going to go crazy. I understand what you're saying. It's probably hard because people got to think. If you just sitting there, what's really hard about sitting around and breathing? I know what you're saying. There's no distraction. So you're left there with your thoughts. And if your thoughts are things that plague you, then it's going to be really difficult. But you all need to try meditation, bro. Y'all need to try meditation. Y'all don't have to go to jail to think. Son, I just did an ice bath yesterday, bro. You got to think when you do an ice bath. Yep. That ice bath shit is real. I love it. I've never done it. You never did an ice bath? No, but I've done float there. I believe you. But you know why I know the ice bath is dope? Because you're forced to focus on one thing, which is your cold, right? Try to get warm. So you're just stuck in that mindset of focusing on one thing. That's what full therapy does for me. That's what brain training does for me. That's what therapy does for me. I just sit there and I'm still. I don't got to go to jail to do that, bro. No, I think you're right. I don't want to go to jail. I just think that life is harder than jail because all you got to do is just breathe. You don't want yourself to breathe for the next couple of hours. That's what they're going to tell you when you got your fucking pants around your ankles in jail. Just breathe. Yep, exactly. I ain't worried about that shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm good. You don't think that you could run into an alpha male, like me, if you were in prison and nothing could be in a compromised situation? Everybody and only people they're going to go after is somebody easy. Like if you go on there, little chest, boom, easy. Do my... Nah, some lines like the fuck lines. Nah, you don't like that. You don't like the gorillas like the fuck gorillas. That's a fact, man. You need to get the sheep. Why you think wolves go after the sheep? Wolves don't go after each other. Wolves go after the sheep. And you's going to get hit up. Not me. I'm not a sheep. Why do you think I'm a sheep? You're definitely a sheep. I'm the wolf. You want to get me to be the sheep and you be the wolf? You're bugging. I'm the bear. That's right. Yeah, I didn't that scene. You the bear and waxed into the rabbit. You know what bears do to rabbits in the woods? They wipe their asses. That's right. Eddie Murphy, raw. Or maybe he was delirious. I don't remember. Well, you can't catch me then. But I'm out. Amen. But in jail, there's nowhere you can run, wax. Wax don't get all fast. Wax might be... You might be like top tier trade in jail. There might be somebody in a prison waiting on somebody like you to walk in. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody, no body, regardless. You know, life is just like in jail. It's just like in the streets. You're not going to go after somebody like me in the streets. And in jail, you ain't going to go after nobody like me. You're going to go after all the easy shit. There's going to plenty of guys like you in jail though. Wax, you don't even like to fight small people. Regardless. Wax always tell me his whole life. I like fighting people that's my size and bigger. That makes sense for me. Yeah. Because all that little shit is going to be with the tongue. That might turn another thing on. Exactly. Oh, you like to... They're not paying attention because they know they're going to still have to have the real fight on their hands. Nobody want to get fucked up. Even the nigga bigger than me, he know he's going to have a fucking problem. Why not go after this little ass fish real quick? They're not trying to get fucked up in prison. They're not trying to fuck you up. They're just trying to fuck us. They're not trying to fuck you up. They're not trying to beat you. They're trying to beat you up. They're trying to slap the ass. That's why somebody doesn't want to have sex with you. All they want to do is make out. All they want to do is kiss a little bit, bro. Like some pecs and like just kind of squeeze your butt cheeks. Maybe open up your cheeks. Let some air in. Okay. What if... That's a great scenario show. I love it. What if... What if you're in jail waxing? It's a guy your size. And every time you see him, he makes eye contact with you and he's jacking off. He ain't tried nothing, but every time he sees... He ain't tried. He's just making eye contact with you and jacking off. How do you handle it? I'm sure he's doing it to everybody, so I know something wrong with him. He got a mental problem. What I'm going to want to do to him, I'm going to think about it, so I'm not going to stoop to his level and get the fuck out of the way. I got eyelids and they know how to close. So you're just going to let someone beat off to you, bro? I can close my eyes. Do I have to look? Like that's all on me. If I'm looking, then I'm going to get mad. If I close my eyes, I don't see nothing. But what if you think you're closing your eyes because you're enjoying it? Like you're like, I can imagine what you would do with that. Just chocolate chip cookie. Listen, long as he don't touch me, everything is always good. So you really don't want to care at all? I don't want to do with that. He'd be in jail. And when he came, he's like, oh, wax. That's all on him. Listen, God bless you, brother. What if he says, let's role play? I'll be the bully, you be the beast. Listen, you mean that I sell or he's just like, we out? I can always get away. But if this my selly? Yes, yourself. When I was locked up in the county, I was in one of them A-pod. As long as you're touching me. And the A-pod had like 16 people in there. It was just one ball head dude would go to every night. He would go under his blanket and yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack. And we'd be in there playing cards. He wouldn't give a fuck if the lights was out. No, nothing. That's crazy. That's weird. You know what? But to wax this point. Do you know people got mental problems? To wax this point, I'm minding my business. Leave this motherfuckers alone. He got a problem. If you're able to show another man you meet, you got a fucking problem. Why? Wait a minute. Well, fuck you want show another man you meet for. All the time you was naked in the locker room with football players? Do you really think I looked like somebody you meet? You was a man naked. They was looking at yours. No, I have a towel. You technically would show up here with your meat. I have a fucking towel on. And I owe it to the corner one. Stop, stop, stop. Come on. You ran train with your own boys. You never ran train with your own boys. They seen you meet. You think I looked at anybody? They saw yours. So to your point, if you show somebody you meet, something's wrong with you. You say if you show another man you meet something wrong. It doesn't say anything when you watch porn. Come on. So you think I'm over there like this, watching my man get ready or watching him smash the girl? No, but you see, you showing him your meat. You don't see it. Yo, if I look at a man he's naked right now, you just don't see it. You don't see it. No point. You don't see it at all. Let me flash back 18 years. Charlotte, go. Flash back to about 03, 04. I'm at Wax Cribb. I'm knocking on his bedroom door. I didn't know what he was doing. I'm just knocking on the bedroom door. Wax answers the door with just a t-shirt on. Winnie the Pooh style. Tick hard with a condom on. I just turned around. Wait, you did what? I just turned around and left. What? Shut up. Oh, God. Oh, you left. I was about to say, what? I was like, I remember you. I was like, what the fuck? Who was the wildest shit you ever said in your entire life? Please. God shows up to your fucking room. Tick hard with a condom on. You just turn around. Come on. Charlotte, no. He never said the girl was there or nothing. No, the girl clearly you was in the room with the girl. He answered the door because he clearly was in the middle of the sex. But my point was he just opened the door wide. He didn't know who was on the other side of the door. That was a wild guy. It's not like he did like this when he saw me. It's not like he, oh, shit. He just stood there. Like, what's up? I ain't no fucking stand. I'm probably like, yo, what the fuck? Yo, shit, he was like, what's up? We had a conversation. It wasn't a conversation. This was like, oh, man. I'm getting the fuck out of here. But why'd you answer like that? He do shit like that all the time. Why was the exhibitionist? You don't look at my meat. You just said, no. Your exact words was if you pull your meat out in front of another man, something wrong with you. I didn't pull my meat out. If you know where I'm going. The meat was out. You didn't cover it up. Man, listen. I don't know what it is. It's different when you smash it. It's like in a mold. Everybody eyes on the girl. Who the fuck cares about another man walking around? I knocked on the door. You answered the door with your dick out. Yo, bro, you know all them fucking nasty old men that walk around in a gym naked. You ever seen that meat? All the time. You looked. No, you're not. How can you not when you walk in a locker room? I'd never seen that meat before. You look. Always. By the way, it's very hard not to look at the old men in the gym. I don't know. No, I'm going to tell you why. Because the old white men dick before look. You, I've looked and been like, I've looked and I say, God, thank you. Thank you for please for not cursing me with that little last guy. Like that shit is a confidence boost, bro. Don't judge them. You don't know if they're growers. Will you say so? You don't know if they're growers. And also, I always look at dicks, man. You got to know where you stand. But you got to understand, wherever you stand, that is what you stand, bro. Journal, and it's not properly blocked. I'm going to take a look at your dick, bro. No, you don't have a point, bro. Wherever you stand is where you stand. That's what God gave you. Just just have fun with as much as you can. You say that because you got a decent dick. If you're out with them old men dicks in the gym, you'd be like, shit. Them guys don't feel that way. Them guys probably got all the money in the world and can't do nothing about that dick size. That's what's fucked up, right? Women can go get breasts. Women can go get ass. Women can get hips. Ain't no dick enlargements. This is it. Nah, but we can go get rich. Nah, nah, you can go, you can get, it's actually Bragg's vinegar. You pour Bragg's vinegar on your meat for 10 days straight and your meat get bigger. Come on, bro. I'm just here. I'm not pouring no liquid from some guy named Brad on my dick. But just hold it, just hold it like this, put Bragg's vinegar on your meat for 10 days straight and it's like, it's like, soaks into your meat and it make it bigger. I've never heard a man entice people in prison the way wax has on this podcast in the past 20 minutes. Now it's me. I mean, first of all, if you jack off the point of him, he's just going to close his eyes and hum for you. He's going to season his dick with a little vinegar, you know what I'm saying? I've never seen this. I've never heard a man entice another man to where you are, man, right now on this podcast, bro. Got to help people out, man. They're ready for you in jails all across America. I'm not going to jail. You missed the point, too. He knocked on the door. You're not getting the point of... He didn't know who was behind it. Yeah, like... You just answered what you think I... What was your mom? What are you talking about? You think my mom and I are out there? I don't have sex with my moms around. Oh, my God. You're not getting the point. You're not getting the point. My mom's in Jersey. I know it wasn't my mom. Is it probably somebody or probably another girl? I don't know. She wasn't surprised. I don't know. I listen. I was retarded back in the day and I used to do stupid ass shit when I'm... Everybody knows, like, I used to walk to... Can I ask you a question? And grab... Don't... I don't know what... God bless her. After seeing Charlemagne, did you maintain your erection? Did it go down? Did it go up? I don't see the guy. That should stay hard, bro. That should stay hard, huh? I saw it, shows. I saw it. How do you see it? You're not going to see it? What the fuck? You opened the door. I'm only five, six. You're six, three. Okay, it was right there. It was literally, like, right there. Eye line, like, what the fuck? I can't believe y'all look at guys in the locker room. I can't believe y'all. What do you mean, Eddie? I look at penises every chance I get. Have I ever seen a dude's dick before? No, I'm just saying, do you look at... I know you're seeing it in the gym. I've definitely seen a dude's dick before. Thank you, bro. You're a liar. I've seen... He asked me... This is at your house or at a hotel? A locker room? No, he just said he's never seen another man's dick before. No, I said yes, no. Who's that? No, but I'm saying, in the locker room, he's never just looked at it. Did I look at it purposely? Eddie, you've seen my dick. When have I seen your dick? Tell us how you got the job, Eddie. Tell us how you fucking got the job, Eddie. When did I see your dick? Tell us how you got the job. What was this? Nah, nah, I'm just teasing, but... You can't play like that. Show us. He's like, have I? Where's where you got that? Yo, listen, there's nothing wrong with being competitive. You know what I mean? You pull up to an airport. You want to check out what cut... You know, you look at someone's luggage and then you look at their luggage, bro. That's just what it is. If I could make it bigger, yes, I try to compare it. You know what I'm saying? Other than that, this is what God gave me. If I know it's not going to change, I'm going to leave that shit alone, man. Why is this so foolish? I ain't... I'm looking at the guy's feet, like, oh, look at his feet. I can't change my shit. We talking about feet, we talking about dicks. But you can't do nothing about it. Girls like other girls, everything else. Because girls can change it. If you look at guys' feet, that's good. No, it's just people, they try to compare. Girls change. If they like these girl titties, she can change their titties. Tell her. What do you think is more gay, looking at another man's dick or looking at another man's feet? Looking at another man's dick? The feet is kind of wild. What? It depends how you feel about those feet, though. Feet is like real, like, sensuous, like... Yeah, if you tell them that, I like your feet. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's kind of wild. Okay, if you pay it like that, I don't know. But if there's somebody like, yo, bro, put your meter away, don't take the sweatpants and put some jeans on to some shit like that, I'd be like, I get it. No! No! If a man walks up to you and says, yo, put your dick away? No, I'm just saying, like, put some, take the sweatpants off. What? If there's sweatpants, I don't even know what's happening. I don't even know what's happening. I don't even know what's happening. I don't know, man. So, hold on. I don't know what happened. This is going to be a hot boy summer. Okay, best we won't wax toad every guy out there. 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Oh, listen to it open her up, man. We got over a million views and that's just on the videos. The streams have been crazy too, man. We were top 200 and billboard for a country song, which is fucking absurd. Thank you guys so much. I still want to get number one. So keep on listening to that. Open that shit up, man. Open her up, open her up, open her up. And yeah, man. Thank you guys. Thank you. So the AndrewShows.com get those tickets. And we got got an announcement soon next week. I think we'll be ready that I got to share with you guys. I'm excited about so you got church announcements. What? Yes. I think anybody coming up the TK show. I got another sponsor in the show in March, May 9th, a Mother's Day weekend in Miami. I really think we're going to be out there. And I have a paintball fighting facility out there on my land. I want anybody to start coming. I want to do like a podcast wars. So, you know, the fans come fight. Come fight against the other podcast. Be really dope. Yeah, come out there. Have fun. You got an amusement park? No, on my land, I got just a paintball fighting. So they come out there, you know. Where? Out there in UG. Oh, you got to tell people where it's at. In Charleston area. And also we got the bully and the beast merch. Come get your mask and stuff. Bullying the beast. How about us? We're on Wednesdays every week now. So, you know, how about us? I want to tell y'all to make sure to go to theblackeffect.com. Okay. That's the easiest way that I can tell you to find all Black Effect, you know, podcast under one roof. Just go to blackeffect.com. You know what I mean? Every single podcast that's all that's that's partnering with the Black Effect from 85 South Show to, you know, all the smoke to carefully reckless with Jess Hilarious holding code, Ebony K Williams, everything. Just go to theblackeffect.com and it'll take you to, you know, all the podcasts. We just launched that. Make sure to pre-order, baby, state of emergency to meet the Mallory how to win in the country we built. You see me holding it in my hand. It'll be out May 11th, 2021. But it's available for pre-order right now, wherever you buy books. Courtesy of Black Privilege, Simon and Shoes to Publishing. It looked good though. It looked good. No, it's a good one. And Anita Copax, man. Anita Copax Shallow Waters, that'll be out August 3rd. You can pre-order that now. That's a young adult fiction book. You know, y'all always hit me talk about how I grew up on Judy Bloom and Beverly Clearly. Anita Copax is a Black woman who writes, you know, that type of material. And she wrote an amazing story about the fictional African goddess, Yemiah. I guess she could be considered fictional. More like folklore, but you know, the African goddess Yemiah. And I just thought the story was amazing. So I'm happy that that's the second release on Black Privilege Publishing, man. You know, I'm gonna tell you something. I really love doing books. You know, I was talking about on Breakfast Club how August 18th, which was last Sunday, was the four year anniversary of Black Privilege opportunity comes to those who created, right? Thank you to everybody that's bought that book. Made it a huge success. New York Times bestseller. And then I put out my second book, The Next Year, Shook One, which is also a national bestseller. And I must say, you know, putting out your own books is great, but assisting people in publishing their books is a much greater feeling. I don't know why, but I mean, that's just the type of person I am. I like to throw assists, you know what I mean? I like to throw assists more than I like to score points, you know what I'm saying? I'm not an artistic, egotistical asshole who wants to suck the air out of the room. I would rather, you know, assist other people and living their best life and achieving their dream. So yeah, we got a lot of dope ass, because Black Privilege Publishing, we already in 2023 with that. So we got a lot of dope titles from really dope people that I can't wait to announce in the future. But this year, Tameka Mallory, State of Emergency, How to Win in the Country we Built, and on August 3rd, Anita Kopeck's Shallow Waters. And just make sure, you know, you keep supporting the Black Effect, like I said, BlackEffect.com. Oh, and we've got answers on Audible. Thank you, man, to everybody who, you know, has downloaded, we've got answers, everybody who has an Audible membership who checked it out. You know, that project means a lot to me too, because like I said, the way me and Andrew, like me and Andrew could sit in here and have a whole conversation, right? We just had a conversation earlier, talking about the Derek Chauvin situation and things like that. A lot of white people are afraid to have those conversations, you know what I mean? And that's not going to get us nowhere, because if we're supposed to be Americans, and it's, you know, we're all under one nation under God, we're going to have to have these difficult conversations, because they do affect everybody. What you said earlier about the Derek Chauvin situation is true shows. I hope that's not the reason that they came to a guilty verdict. I hope they came to a guilty verdict, because what happened to George Floyd was just wrong, but if it wasn't a guilty verdict, and it was not guilty, there would have been chaos all throughout America. Literally. You would have had people who were actually upset and just wanted to get some vindication. You would have had a whole other set of people who just want to go loot and get free shit. And you would have people out there who were peacefully protesting, but either way, it would have just been all a fucking mess. That impacts all of us. Yes, literally. Black, white, Italian, Asian, Jewish. Nobody wants that. So being that nobody wants that, you know, we got to continue to keep having these difficult conversations, man, and you know, that's what we've got answers, you know, represented. So thank you. Clearly, everybody over here is booked and busy. Anybody got any, anybody worried about their future? Worried about your future shows? Am I worried about my future? Yeah. No, in what regard? It's in general. No. Exactly. Wax, you worried about your future? Blessings. Other than not being able to get a house? Yeah, that's the only problem right now, literally. Oh, I thought you meant like, am I going to live or something like that? No. Man, we here, we alive. We good. We're talking money in general. It's people out there stressing. Yeah, I'm always worried. Don't know what their next move is going to be. You know what, the house is like the biggest thing that I got going on. Once I get that, I feel like I got a base. I actually think, I can't think right now. Yeah. Let's go through some shit you won't care about next week, man. Hopefully the house. Yeah, well. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what? Taylor's right. This definitely goes under what a fucking idiot. What's the Pee-Pee-Pee-Long girl name? LaKeisha Golden. What's she doing? She's just one girl, right? She set up a, I mean, it's a bunch of them, but she set up a GoFundMe, because she's trying to raise $20,000 to pay back her Pee-Pee-Pee loans because she doesn't want to go to jail because she got three kids. What's she do with the money? I don't know, but I told y'all last year, all y'all motherfuckers was going to jail. I don't know why y'all thought the government was just giving out free money. It's amazing to me that all of these people who believe in conspiracy theories, you think that 5G towers cause corona, you think the earth is flat, but not once did you think, you know what? This could be a setup. Not saying the government was setting people up on purpose, but if the government allows you to create some dumb ass LLC, what is it? I don't fucking know. I wear my Timberlands with no laces, LLC or whatever the fuck it is, right? And you fucking open up a business and they give you $100,000 or even $20,000. You don't think they coming back for that later on? You know, I was really upset that I was like, nobody never give me no fucking money. I want that shit too. And now I'm kind of happy. I'm like, thank God I'll never qualify for shit. It was not free money at all. And then I saw people in my YouTube comments because I gave the girl a donkey of the day. People in my YouTube comments was like, you really think the government coming after somebody for $20,000? Y'all are out of y'all fucking minds. The fuck that is? They coming for every penny. Why do you think you got it? When you go to the airport with $10,000, you got to declare that shit. Yes, they coming after your dumb ass for $20,000. And they going to get a few years of free labor at your stupid ass too for that $20,000. Okay? The fuck is wrong with y'all? Nice and please. And I don't feel sorry for her. It depends on what you really use the money for. Now she did it for her three kids and somebody needed surgery or something like that and she had to take one for the team. I'll give you $5 for your mission. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, like if you just went out and partied this shit, nah. I can tell by the way she spelled that that she wasn't using it for no surgery. She spelled that D-A-T. You know what I'm saying? She literally put in the gold fund me. She was like, I need to get this money so that D-A-T, I don't lose my kids. If you got the money for surgery, put the surgery to use, right? Like if you got some ass or some titties or whatever like that, like let's go make the money back. Only fans. Yeah, like that's a great investment. You can't do it locked up though. Huh? You can't do it locked up. No, I'm saying like now, right? Like if you got, you took your PPP loans, right? And you got some titties and ass, right? Uh-huh. Okay. Now you got three months to make that $20,000 back. $30,000 back. And by the way, you're still going to jail. You're going to pay them back. Because you lied to them. Yes, it's fraud. You lied about having a business and all this other shit. They locking your dumb ass up. You fucked. Oh, it's a fake business thing. Got you, got you. I thought it was just, I thought you paid the loans back. They didn't use the funds for it. Oh, you lied. That's fraud. Bro, you lied. And then you know, I really don't have remorse because it was a bunch of small businesses out here who needed that money and couldn't get it. Which, by the way, which really makes me feel like it was some kind of conspiracy. Because how come all the legitimate businesses couldn't get no motherfucking money? Not one thing, yo. And I got companies. I got nothing. I got some. You did? Yeah, I got some. I got some, too. I got some. Yeah, I ain't getting shit. I got some. And I didn't even know my finance, my finance people slew the humbling lord. It was like, yo, you qualify, you might as well. You know what I mean? But you got to show that you're really using it for what you're using it for. I was using it for employees. So yeah, you know what I mean? Like, I did the right thing with mine. I didn't go to fucking Miami. And stay at the fountain blue and eat them good ass cookies. OK? All right? Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Cookies at the fountain blue, amazing. I always lied to you that I didn't eat it when you asked me. You're making it seem like that's what I did, bro. I didn't do that. You what? I didn't do that. I didn't stay at the fountain blue. Let's talk about your boy, man. Who's that? Dick Paul. Oh, yeah, man. No soul set up fights, man. Ain't no way in fuck I'm paying. I refuse. I started till I was laying on the couch. You know, I was laying on the couch and I saw the group chat going off and somebody was talking about how entertaining the thriller night was. And I went to the thriller app and that shit was $49.99. And I said, fuck no. Ain't no way in hell. It was a top 10 pay-per-view in history, which is unbelievable. It's 1.5 million bucks. I mean, he is currently the biggest draw in boxing. Whether you like to admit it or not, he is currently the biggest draw in boxing. If Floyd Mayweather comes back, then is Floyd, but he is currently the biggest name and draw for a money fight in boxing. You might hate it. You might love it. It doesn't matter. But those are the facts. Is it boxing or is it Jake Paul? Cause I feel like Jake Paul could do a surfboard contest on pay-per-view and a half a million people would probably sign up to see it. They want to see him fight cause he talking shit. Exactly. What he's done is monetize outrage brilliantly. Like I've said this before, I'll say it again. Haters and celebrators pay the same price of admission and in an attention economy, hate is the easiest emotion, right? We live in an attention economy. It's easier to hate a motherfucker than it is to like a motherfucker. Think about how amazing and skillful somebody has to be for the three of us to go, nah, he's nice. And even then, we don't do that for the goats. Yeah. And even then, we're going to find a way to get a jab or two in. Facts. Are you buying chains? Braun made them. But look at his hairline. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson. I mean, let's fucking lay bits a bit. Holyfield's the arrow. No, Mike, we've gotten to the point where Mike will be like, Mike wasn't that scary. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We'll find a way, even with our grapes, to tear them down a little bit. You know what I'm saying? But the people we hate, we just hate with our question. And if we want to see those people get punched and get knocked out and we got to pay the same price, we will. And he is brilliant in his ability to monetize that and to his ability to be OK with that. Not everybody can sustain internet hate. Not everybody can walk on the fire. That was a fall fight, though, man. You know that show. So you know that was a fall fight. That was a fall fight. No, that wasn't a fall fight. Come on. That wasn't a fall fight. You got hit. You got caught. You got caught. You got caught. Jake Paul does hit hard. You know, man, that's a fall fight. You're supposed to do that. That's all in boxes. Nobody know the first 20 fights all four fights. I'm telling you, bro, I've been talking to Ben. Ben Askern is the guy who fought him. And he's like, no, of course not. There's nothing that I would have to gain from that. It was embarrassing. He wanted to beat him, obviously. But why would it be a fall fight when this guy came in, built like a fucking substitute teacher? Really? You know what I'm saying? He's grabbed anybody. That's what I'm saying. He came in the ring. You weren't even in fighting shape, bro. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's anybody through there. Oh, somebody said they'll fight you, get the draw big and whatever. Somebody real. If you want to get somebody for real, they got a lot of guys out there to shut up and help them in his weight. If I was Jake Paul, it's my advice to Jake Paul. Don't listen to nobody telling you that you got to fight real boxes. Get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying? I would keep doing exactly what the fuck I'm doing right now, calling out athletes, calling out celebrities. You got your own shit going on with Trilla. Trilla ain't showtime. Trilla ain't HBO. Trilla not the zone. You can run Trilla. Let all these celebrities feel like they can knock you out. Let people off the street feel like they can fight you. And you just go in there and keep getting pieces of that pay-per-view. If you're doing numbers like 1.5 and putting rappers and whoever else on the undercard and other fights on the undercard, stay right where you at, Jake. Because don't let, don't let these motherfuckers trick you to get your ass beat. Then it's over. He got it. Yeah. Basically, you get your ass beat for the biggest payday. You got to be Floyd. Exactly. Can be all over. Or Connor, Floyd or Connor. But like, it's not worth getting your ass beat for no money. Like I keep telling, people keep saying to me like, he's got to fight a real boxer. I'm like, why? He's not trying to win a title. He's trying to win money. You fight the fights that get you the most money. Not the ones that get you to the title. How many boxes in history have been making millions of dollars in their first three fights? Never been done. Think about it. So get, we care about the belt because we care about the sport and we're looking for the best of the sport. He's like, I'm looking to make money at this activity. So what is the best way to make money at this activity? I don't hate it. Go for it. Get your fucking money, bro. I ain't mad. But I do want to see him go against somebody because it's like, why are y'all giving this guy so much praise knowing that this is bullshit? Like you say, there's a substitute teacher who went in there. Dang. No, the guy who went in there had had an incredible MMA career. That's right. He was undefeated in, but he's a wrestling, he's a wrestling guy. So his hands are not that nice, but at wrestling, he was the nicest. They are very different things. And yes, of course, you want to see him step up against competition. But here's the thing. He knows that. He knows that he should take the most lucrative fucking fights. This is a no-brainer. Like, get your goddamn money. If I'm dead, Paul, y'all ain't tricking me out of my spot. Especially if I'm getting a piece of the, if I'm getting a piece of the paper, I'm sure he's getting a piece of the paper of you numbers. And I'm sure it's a chunky piece, too. Yeah. He gets a piece of Triller, I bet. Now, here's the thing. The Triller, the whole card and shit, sucked. Like, cut the music out. I don't want to see fucking Sweetie Lip Sync. I don't give a fuck about Doja Cat. Cut all that nonsense out. Maybe you do one performance with it, where it's one song, but like, we don't need it. It's stupid. Get it out of here. But Shost, you're also old. And I'm old. You got to think about the crowd that they cater into. You got, if the headliner is a YouTube star, I'm going to get two of these people that I know get a lot of views on YouTube. Sweetie and Doja Cat let them perform. It's keeping the kids' attention, man. I would love to see the demo where the people ordering them Triller fights. I bet you it's kids. Yeah, that's why the numbers. I don't know if it is, man. I think that it's more, I think it's more older people that are just curious about him trolling the MMA world. I think it's a lot of MMA fans that want to see him get knocked out. I think it's a lot of boxing fans that want to see him get knocked out. I don't know how many kids are into this, but maybe, maybe you're right. Alex was saying the same thing on Flagrant, but I don't know personally if that's what it is. All I'm saying is you got something really interesting. Like when they were just talking in the booth, you had crime faces, you had Snoop, you had Mario Lopez. Like when they were just- Oscar de la Jolla for a second. Oscar de la Jolla was coked out of his fucking mind. April to the dome and he was so goddamn entertaining. Keep Oscar on the cocaine. I bet you wax won't pull his dick out around Oscar. What? Oh, no. Oscar sucked the skin right off of that. My wiener has a first name. Oscar starts thinking. My wiener has a first name. It's O-S-E-A-R. Listen, I like Pete Davidson doing the fucking behind the stage shit backstage. Listen, I wouldn't order that shit, but the shit I saw on social media was great. Yeah, I thought Pete did a great job until he went into the locker rooms and then the poor kid melted. Like he had some funny things that he said, like in the beginning, he was like, he was like, this whole thing just proves if you have enough followers, you could do anything. I saw that. I saw that on social media. And I thought it was a funny and he's like, the good thing about this is that at least one of them is going to get hurt. And it was like he had some funny jokes and then he went to the locker room and then he basically says, yo, Jake Paul, nobody likes the other guy, Ben Askren. And he's a tool. And then he goes into Askren's locker room and Askren's like, yo, why were you saying that about me? Is that like an act that you're playing for TV? And he's like, no, not at all. I mean, the other guy, Jake Paul, is a tool. What are you talking about? I'm rooting for you. We're all rooting for you. And it was just like, come on, bro. Oh, Ben heard it. Yeah, he heard it and said, yo, make sure he comes to my locker room and he called him out and he fucking fooled it. Yeah, and Pete also said, oh, you're the real deal. And I'm looking at Pete. No, no, he's not the real deal. What the fuck is this going on? Then I'm Jake Paul in wax show. That's a baby fight. Set up Jake Paul in wax show. That's a baby fight. You want me to set it up? Set up Jake Paul in wax show. That is a baby. If I'm Jake Paul, I'm not fighting wax because wax ain't big enough, bro. Listen, that's a baby. How big is Jake Paul? No, no, in terms of like his fame. Nah, we can sell that. Do we know that fucking Ben, Ben, Ben puff a man? What's his name? He was infamous in MMA. Never heard of him. Never heard of him. Son, he has the fastest knockout in MMA history. I don't care if he got knocked out, but it was still a fastest. I don't care if you want to do like the Rocky fight when they fought in the street. We can do that for YouTube, nigga. For anybody, you already know what time it is, show. Showed. If anybody see me actually fight, if you're one of the people who actually see me get it in. So, you already know exactly what time it is. You talking crazy right now? We can sell a Jake Paul wax fight. Wax, I'm telling you this. Wax is talking crazy right now. I've beat wax in an arm wrestle with my left hand. I beat him in an arm wrestle with my left hand. Showed is one of the people who was actually able to see me get it in in my life, you know what I'm saying? No, no, not too many people. You know how many people wish they were in your shoes? Wax is different. Wax is different. You are different. Thank you. And Jake Paul wax two win shows. Jake Paul wax, it's a street fight? No, no, no, boxing. In the ring, boxing. Straight boxing. Are you serious? Honestly? You're not paying attention. Honestly? I listen, I love my brother. I love my brother too, but he's getting slept. I hate the bet on a white man against my brother. Well, that's your fault. Night quill, night quill. I think Jake Paul, you may not knock him out, but I think Jake Paul wins this, bro. Wins what? That time, bro. In a boxing ring? At talking? Nope, in a boxing ring. In a boxing ring. Street fight? I'm not here. I know my paying attention to this. Get them all faced. Yo, call them on FaceTime right now, show. There's no way it's possible. Get Jake. I'm serious. We can tell Jake Paul we got his next match. All right. It's our guy wax. We can sell it real big, be a brilliant idiot. It's the breakfast club all over the black effect pocket. We can make this a thing. We can make this a thing. He's coming off an Achilles injury. He's coming off an Achilles injury. So yes, I'm slower. He's never had any amateur fights. No amateur fights. Never, nothing. Never. He just feels like he's fresh off the street. He can beat you, Jake Paul. I think that, I don't know how to, and I'm just, I want to practice. I don't believe in it. So tell him all that type of stuff. I'm coming off the injury. I'm a little slower. I just had a baby, so I got fat. All that stuff. Yo, wax. Jake Paul will beat wax. You're getting slept in the first round, bro. First, yo, I think by second. I think second because he's conditioning. Wax condition is terrible. Condition is trash. You don't realize he's almost 40 anymore. He still thinks he can do the same things that he used to do. Jake Paul walks wax down. Now, he's going to walk you down. Now, I will say this. Do you really believe that this guy could walk me down? Wax, wax, wax. If it's a street fight, there are very few human beings that I think could beat you up. I ain't say it's green fight. I'm talking about a ring, Schultz. And the ring is different, bro. And the ring is different. Basically, I don't know how to throw in my hands. That's all you're saying. No, I think it's a science to boxing that Jake Paul knows better than you. All right, no doubt. And I probably do that. He probably boxed more than I have right now at this present time. So right now, Schultz, how long you think you'll last in the ring with him real fast? Who, with Jake? Yes. I don't know. That's a great question until my cardio gives up. I mean, like. So say if your cardio get up and you're training with the guy right now, how long you think you'll last with this guy? If my cardio is there, I'm pretty good in the ring in terms of like, I can survive. No doubt. If my cardio is there, I can survive. If my cardio is not there, then it goes and it's just like, you know. I'm not about to ask you a serious question. How long you think you'll last in the ring with me? I could last as long as I want to carry you. I'll carry you for, I'll last as long as I want to carry you. You are seriously serious. I don't think you understand boxing conditioning, bro. No, no, no. I deal with this. And boxing conditioning is so bad that if you, when you get tired for a second, them hands drop a little bit. Bap, bap. Night, night. Bap, bap. Yeah. Wax is a meme. I don't want that for you, Wax. I don't want that for you, yo. I can tell you this like right now. We jumping, Jake Paul. Jake Paul will tell you right now. Because I know you're going to knock my guy out. We got to jump you after that for the culture, bro. I can't believe you did that. Yo, for cultural purposes, we got to. You will have to jump him. We got to treat it like it was a non-guilty verdict in the shopping trial, bro. You ain't got to jump this guy at all. My justice. Fuck all that. You know what I'm saying? I can't have that on my conscience. I ain't worried about that. That's one of the last things I'm worried about. I think that we'll have to explain it like that. We'll have to congratulate him on the victory because it's a hard fought victory. And then afterwards for cultural purposes, we'll have to take it into the streets. Listen to me. I'm not worried about losing to Jake Paul. You should be. He's too small. He's going to lose. Let me see. You're telling me. Paul ain't that small, bro. It don't matter. You got to understand that. I think he's six foot. I need 300 pounds for me to actually look at you as something. You see what I'm saying? I'm not looking at that. That's not, that's too small for me. I'm a little different. Jake Paul is six-one. I ain't got nothing to do with that. Let me see. I don't care if he's six-ten. That has nothing to do with it. It seems like you're backing out of the fight, though. I tell you, Wax. It seems like you're backing out. No, I'm not. I'm telling him, let's do it. I'm telling anybody, let's do it. I will sit there and destroy anybody that have come over on the other side of me. That's just what I do. Like, whatever you do, listen. Would you kill, would you kill when you going on stage? Show them how you're going to kill when you're in a breakfast club. This is something that I actually know what to do. Not in that ring? You're fucking. You're fucking. Like Andrew said, street fight all day long. That's it ain't about street fighting. I know how to throw my hand. Nah, Jake Paul embarrassed you in that ring. Did you mean him? I think Jake Paul. I think Jake Paul gets you, bro. I think he. Listen, like I said, we want to do the Rocky out on the street. No, we want the ring. Then let's do the ring. I'm down. Yo, Jake, let's do it. Yes. Let's see if we can get this going on. Trilla folks, whatever access you need to me and Andrew Shopes, all we need is 10% of the pay-per-view. Okay. Let Wax get a percentage of the pay-per-view. I ain't worrying about this at all. If y'all want to do it, I'm down. Even if you want to do like the Rocky fight in the street, I'm down. This is going to be easy. You keep trying to make it in the streets. I'm very confident in my hands. Sanction boxing. Your feet wouldn't even know what to do in boxing. All right, perfect. You so used to weigh in, Tim. All right, perfect. All right, no doubt. I think Jake Paul chips them up. Shoes, I'm not allowed to. Me too. Set that boy up if you want to. I do. I think Jake Paul. You've been saying people for a long time. I think Jake Paul. Y'all man been saying people over the years. No, I think Jake Paul chips. I'll set them up too. I think Jake might go to a restaurant and tell somebody, smack him, and I give you some money, and do a look at me. I said, go ahead and have fun. That's a street fight. No, no, no, no. I'm not talking. I'm in that ring, man. I don't know, bro. I don't know. And let's make it happen. Okay. So the ring is different. Listen, do you even know how to throw combinations, bro? I don't care about what you're saying. I'm going to see somebody. Lacks. Do you know how to throw combinations? I'm going to handle my business. If Jake Paul, if Jake Paul, not you. If Jake Paul knocks you up and you end up flat on your face like Nate Robinson. Amazing. You got weird dress. No, we have to. They have somebody have to be able to pull your boxes down. So your cheeks are just out. And then they got to put a flag in your butthole. And then stick the flag in your butthole. Listen, it says Jake Paul on the flag. Are rose like on the bachelor. And Jake Paul's like, yo, Wax, I just want to give you your roses. Put the rose between your cheeks. Listen, we got Instagram. We got all types of things that definitely can make this happen. Like I said, I would definitely be him to fuck up. I'm not worried about no guy like that. Jake Paul is easy money, baby. Let's do it. It might be easy money, dude. It's easy money. Nobody is easy money. How long has it been since you've had a boxing match? Huh? How long has it been since you had a boxing match, Wax? Um, it's been a while. But I'm not worried about that. I'm very skilled. I'm still, it's like riding a bike for me. Certain things like riding a bike for me. You sound like Andrew Sandy can do heart surgery, bro. No, it's not. You do. Right now, if you sit there and be like, yo, Wax, I'm about to hook you up with a spelling bee. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to lose. You see what I'm saying? That ain't my shit. I know with throwing my hands and being very skilled and knowing exactly what time is, I'm very confident about that. It's one of the things I am. You see this? This book is called State of Emergency. That's what would happen if Jake Paul and Wax got in the ring, okay? It would be a state of emergency. No, man, it's true. Because Jake Paul would knock him out. Oh, listen. I love it. Tameka would have to come out and do a speech. You know what I mean? Okay. That's how bad it would be, bro. All right. I'm telling you right now, Jake Paul. You know our last 30 seconds with me. I don't believe it. Shokes. Set it up. Here's the thing. I don't think the same thing with that boy. Who do you think will last longer? Him and the Boxing with Jake or Andrew going to jail? A prison. Andrew and prison. Andrew and prison. Yes, that's an answer. No, no, no, no. That's not that prison. That's not that prison. Andrew and prison. Andrew and prison. For sure. Andrew and prison. Because the fight, because Jake and Wax, how long is the ring? How long is around? Three minutes? It's three minutes. But also the thing about me and prison, I'm annoying. Like they're going to start trying to rape me and then I'm like telling them my opinions about the world and shit and they're like, man, I don't even want to rape you. So like, I'm going to smack you back in your head fast and get you to all that funny shit out of the way. They're going to smack you back in your head real fast and get all that funny shit. That's so stupid, man. And then you're going to really have to deal with consequences. Basically, you're going to try to talk yourself out of it. You're going to try to keep my opinions. You're going to try to keep my opinions. You know what I'm talking about? Talked their way out the pussy. He thought he was going to talk his way out of the dick. Oh, no, you getting that. I'm going to be in there and be like, well, what do you guys think about the wage gap? They'll be like, oh, God, no, no, no. That ain't the gap we talking about, baby. All right. Which one are you talking about? Listen, please hit up, Jake. Listen, man, we can definitely make that happen. I think we can make this happen for the fall. Definitely. Definitely. Jake Paul versus Wax. Thank you. Give me something that actually really works. It makes sense. It makes sense. Here's the thing. Wax, the advantage Wax has this. He is a lot of mass. Like anytime Wax and I would like joke around shadow box, right? Anytime he like really insert himself. He's very quick, but he's also just a lot and fast. And Jake would have to keep the distance. I'm slow. I'm weak. There's nothing I can do to the guy. Just set it up and don't even promote nothing. I don't want nobody showing nothing about me. I'm the little guy. Make it happen. And I'll show you what time it is. Jake Paul versus Wax. You know what I'm saying? Let's do it. Pay attention. I don't think y'all paying attention was really going. I don't know what we need to do to make this happen. We can get the sponsors. You know what I'm saying? We can make this happen. We need to make Wax a superstar celebrity. That's really what it is. We need to make Wax a superstar celebrity. If Wax was a superstar celebrity and we could guarantee 1.5 million buys, I'm sure he'd be down. See if he can guarantee he's going to get a million and something by. I don't think 1.5 million people tuned in for Ben, bro. I think Jake Paul is just that much of a draw. I think Jake Paul really is that guy. And that's right up his alley. Meaning like he's a social media sensation. He's fighting on an app. They know it's a bunch of shit before this fight. Because I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not in that world. I heard about the fight. I didn't think that shit was going to be 1.5 million. God damn buys. They voted Ben. You know what I'm saying? So somebody can see him get knocked out. They'll do it again. I think it will do one just for Jake Paul to fight somebody who's six foot three, 230, 240 pounds. To knock out somebody like that. Yeah, easy to knock him out. That'd be like. No, no, no, no. All right, we'll see. We'll see. That's your fault for thinking that. We'll see. And then I can do with that. Let's pay some bills. So Andrew just now said, it's nothing he can do with me. In 30 seconds, you know, I could put you down in 30 seconds with just boxing. I don't think you're watching Jake Paul, bro. Listen, I'm talking about somebody who understands what boxing is and knowing that he tried to run and try to move. It's nothing you can do with the type of force and power. Jake Paul is in that ring, bro. Throwing him blows, bro. That's his fault for doing all that training and still going to lose. That's his fault. I ain't got nothing to do with that. They ain't no shit talker. I'm not WWE. I'm not hardcore getting nobody. Okay, let me show you my confidence. Let's see. I want to see how sure you are about this. Let's talk to me. Would you bet your butt? Come on, man. What you mean? I think you just pay the bills, man. What you mean? Pay the bill. I need to know how sure you are about this. Would you bet some cheeks? Oh, man. Let's pay some bills, bro. Would you bet some cheeks, man? Man, fuck. You remember on that movie above the rim when they used to play boots? And he's like, bend over. This would be around the rim. Okay. And you willing to bet some cheeks? 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Don't y'all do exclusive content just for the Patreon shows? No, we just do one extra episode a week, which is on Patreon. But the reason why I think that works is because you have the free episode where you bring people into your family and then they get to opt in on spending more time with the family. So if you're already behind the paywall, it's harder for you to acquire new family members, you know what I'm saying? But Chappelle doesn't need more fans. He's got the most fans. He's the fucking living goat. So there's nothing more that he could possibly need. I'm just curious why he went with Luminary because I'm sure Spotify would have given him the exact same deal or Apple would have given him the exact same deal. There are pay platforms that have the money that be more than happy to pay you because you're fucking Dave Chappelle. So going with the worst paid platform for podcasts is just weird to me. Yeah, Luminary and Endeavour, and I couldn't be wrong, because it's a brilliant podcast. We don't deal with much facts. I haven't seen a lot of success. You know what I mean? No, none. He probably did a build it up. I've seen a lot of podcasts go behind the Luminary and Endeavour paywall and kind of like lose a lot of momentum. You know what I'm saying? I haven't heard nobody out here screaming the, you know, successes of being behind Luminary and Endeavour. Not no disrespect to those companies, you know, and I'm glad y'all landed a big fish like Dave Chappelle, but yeah, I just want to see if it'll work or not. You know, that's all. I don't know. Chappelle is a great talk. It's a great move for Luminary. You said what? It's an amazing move for Luminary. I think Luminary, I don't know the numbers, and again, brilliant idiots, but I assume that, you know, things were not the best for Luminary. And then throwing that Hail Mary on fourth down and then landing the fucking biggest shark in the ocean. Shit. But I mean, Apple, to your point, Apple has a subscription based podcast now. If I know Apple, that would have been super sexy for Apple. Spotify, same thing. You know, I think, I think academics is over at Spotify now, which I think is a great move. You know, it's like, go get the check. You know, like the thing that scared that always, you know, scared me about Spotify was, you know, once you get behind that Spotify wall, like you're a prisoner to just who's on Spotify. Exactly. It's hard to acquire new fans. Yeah. So it's like, if you're, if you're still in the growth stage, you know, which I see ourselves as myself as is, I want to grow. So I want to be accessible to everybody, but Chappelle doesn't need to grow because he's as big as it gets. So I understand him wanting to cash out same thing with Rogan. Like, I understand you want to get that huge chunk. Like, don't get me wrong. That makes perfect sense. I'm not mad. He's 52. Yeah, get out the way. Exactly. But I understand why Rogan went to Spotify because there are already so many fucking people on Spotify. It's seamless, luminary, nobody's on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but who knows? Maybe it'll work. Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm not rooting against it. You know, I just want to see, like I thought I just want to see, I just believe that paid, I think paid podcast behind a pay wall don't work unless you're giving them something else. Like, it makes sense if y'all got Flagrant and you can steer people to the Patreon. You know what I mean? But I'm sure how many people, how many Patreon members y'all got? We got like 20,000 or something like that? 20,000. Yeah. Flagrant 2 probably does like, I don't know, 200,000 an episode maybe. What, in views? Well, not on views. Just regular audio. Oh, regular audio and video. We do half a million in episodes. Half a million in episodes. I mean, that's good, right? Like you're giving away another episode, you're selling, you get 20,000 people to come over paying. That's cool. You know what I mean? I mean, amazing. But you wouldn't give up, you wouldn't give up those half a million views and listeners. Hell no. But at 20,000. The way I look at it is like, we still get to react to an influenced culture through the regular episode, and then we get to have that more like intimate experience with the super supporters on the Patreon. And you get the best of both worlds right there. And the Patreon provides us with so much protection because, you know, we're some wild boys and the sponsors get scared, they could go fucking running, but the Patreon holds you down. Those are the people that ride for you. Those are the people that want to support you, they want to protect you. And that's your security. In case some shit goes down, we know that we got that. You're right. And another thing too, like, I think people don't realize, podcasts like Flagrant, you are a podcast, but you're also a YouTube show. Yes. You know what I'm saying? So you got two different audiences. There might be people that watch y'all on YouTube that don't listen to the audio and vice versa. So many. But you get both of those, you've built up enough cash with both those audiences to where 20,000 people decided, hey, I'm going to fuck with this Patreon shit too and pay for that as well. That's another, I wanted to say that too, about just like, you know, new people coming in the game when it comes to the podcast space. I think we might be confusing people just a little bit because there is a difference between YouTube and the audio. You know what I mean? Like, you know, I see comments on YouTube and they be like, hey, man, Brilliant Idiot should be bigger. I'm like, oh, Brilliant Idiot is one of the biggest podcasts out here, audio-wise. But they're looking at YouTube. We came in. Yeah, like, we came into, we came into podcasting when it was almost strictly audio. And, you know, one of the things that I saw early on in podcasting was it was really hard to find a podcast randomly. So that's when I brought in my little brother and I was like, yo, let's videotape all these things because I see the success of the Breakfast Club and how so many new people can find the Breakfast Club from those YouTube videos. So I'm like, yo, if we put out YouTube videos, maybe people could find us through YouTube and then start listening to the whole podcast. Absolutely. But we came through at a time where it was audio so the majority of our listeners slash viewers are audio. Blagrant grew through video. So many people saw my stand-up clips. So many people saw my appearances on other big podcast platforms like my TED Talks and stuff. So they knew me from YouTube and then came over to this podcast. It was also on YouTube. So it's really interesting to see like how your audience, but you know what's crazy is happening is now our YouTube is growing. Yeah, it's y'all a great YouTube show. No, but for Brilliant, now our YouTube is starting to grow. Oh, yeah. I mean, because we're here consistently. You know what I mean? It looked like we got a fucking set. You know what I mean? Like it's the same shit. But I just want the kids out there to know are the new people coming into the space that it is two different things. I guess we're kind of blessed because like you said, we were around before the YouTube thing was a thing thing. But a lot of these people are coming in, starting YouTube shows first and saying this is a podcast like, no, it's not. It's a YouTube show. You know what I mean? Because you can, and some of these people are doing YouTube with no audio on the podcast. Like you put your shit on SoundCloud, put your shit on Apple, you know what I mean? Put your shit on Spotify, put your shit where you can actually listen to podcasts too. Put it everywhere. I think you should put it everywhere. Like, I mean, I think a lot of people probably saw Breakfast Club as a YouTube show, but it was a radio. A hundred percent. But it's also a podcast. It's also a podcast now. It's a clip show. Like, I bet you there are people who only watch Brilliant Idiots clips. They don't even watch the full episode or listen. They just watch the clips. That's how I am with certain podcasts. Like, I'll watch tons of Rogan clips. Like, I'll watch more clips than the fucking podcast itself. But for whatever reason, I just like digesting things in shorter amounts of time. And if it's somebody I really love, then I'll listen to the whole episode on Rogan. So I feel like it's smart to put yourself out there for all the different ways to consume things. Yeah, I mean, listen, Breakfast Club is consumed four different ways. Through radio, through regular, just listening to your radio, the iHeart app, whatever it is. YouTube, the podcast, and social media clips. That's how I know people. I don't even know people through clips. I don't know these people. Like, some people I might think I know, but I don't even see them through clips. I don't even know their life. Yeah. You know, you know. They don't make some clips of you and Jake Paul for short, though. That's a fact. Oh, man, that meme is gonna be nuts. That meme is gonna be nuts. Listen, man. That's all I have to say. Set it up, man. I make y'all proud or upset. Probably upset. I wouldn't be upset because I expect you to lose. That's what I'm saying. So when I win, you gonna be upset. No, I'm gonna be happy if you win. I'm gonna be like, oh, shit, wax shoulder or something in that ring. The fuck you mean? The ring, man. The ring is different, bro. I don't give a fuck what you talking about. I'm telling you, that ring is different, man. You might get performance anxiety in there, bro. Man, you bugging. All right. Come on now. You think me fighting a man or something to actually do is be more, I have a more anxiety than having pussy in front of me? That's more intimidating. Pussy more intimidating over somebody I know I can actually really beat the fuck up. No, Jake gonna beat your cheeks. That's what Jake gonna do. Jake, you looking at Jake. You see, when you're looking at a vagina, you like, man, I'm about to tear that shit up. It's always intimidating when you're in front of a person. That's how Jake looking at you. Jake looking at you like, I'm about to tear that big black shit up, bro. Jake fucking black woman? I don't know. I don't get a question. I don't know. I don't see why not. I would actually be like that. That was a really good one. But I don't think I'm gonna lose. I know I'm not gonna lose. How do we spend this? Do we make it racial? I mean, that's the easiest way to make the money is if we make it racial. You got to have a little race in it. Like Rocky Babbo and the Russian guy? Yeah, you got to have a little race in it. Just a little. I don't even know what he is. So I can't even, I don't even know what to say. You don't know what Jake Paul is? What is he? What? Yeah, you don't need to get in the ring with him. You don't got eyes. You can't see. He's white if he could be Russian. He could be fucking Canadian. That's all white. Oh, it is? White too, bro. I thought it was different. I thought it was different. You've seen a black Russian before? God, bro. Oh my God. That's a white. I've been in his last seven years. We've been doing this podcast. Let's do some asking idiots. I've never seen a white Jamaican. John Paul. I've seen a white Jamaican. Yeah. All right, let's do some asking idiots. We don't even want to talk about Nike stopping Kobe Bryant. I don't even understand. I don't know what that is. I don't know what. I'm sure it's something else. I don't know what the business. I don't. I haven't understood the story. Ask an idiot. Let's get, let's get some asking idiots. Yeah, let's do asking idiot. Oh, this is a good one. Which one? The one from Kobe. Okay. So he says, would you rather eat a cake while sitting on a dick or eat a dick while sitting on a cake? This is telling me. I feel like I asked y'all this before. That's a good one. Would you rather eat a cake? Nah, you got it. While sitting on a dick. Is the dick hard? Or eat a dick while sitting on a cake? That's not cool because the house is on fire and all the doors is locked. You got to have one of the doors open. What? What do you mean? Is windows? Jump out the window. They got one of them. Jump out that fucking window. I locked the window or something. There's no way out though. Why? I would rather eat a cake while sitting on a dick. Come on. Nah, but is the dick hard or soft? If it's soft, I'll sit on the dick and then I'll just eat the cake. And sitting on a dick could be just sitting on somebody's lap. Yeah. I'll sit on the dick and eat the cake. Dude, why are you thinking it's hard? You're a wild boy. You're cheating. Because when I thought sitting on a dick, I ain't thinking nothing else other than sitting on somebody's lap. I ain't never even thought about what you're thinking about. I'm not sitting on a dick. Nah, man. Why would you want to... I ain't going to do this with y'all. Next. What you mean? You got to do the would you rather. You're not even going to ask what kind of cake it is? Give me a way out, though. Now you got to be like, listen, eat some laxative cake. Well, there's a lot of would you rather is for the wax. All right. Next one. Taylor, go. Okay. Well, in the meantime, you try to get some hot shit. In the meantime. All right. David Fosper wants to know, give me one thing you like about each other and one thing y'all don't like about each other. Ooh, spicy. Give me one thing you like about each other and one thing you don't like about each other. I know. I like that Charlemagne can convince himself of anything and I don't like that Charlemagne can convince himself of anything. You know what I was going to say? I love that Andrew is always trying to find the funny in everything. And I hate that Andrew was always trying to find the funny in everything. Why, though? Why do you hate it, though? Andrew's a wild boy, man. It made it to social media after we beat it up a little bit. It's just stupid, man. I texted Charla. I texted Charla something. Charla had an intervention with me on the phone. We bought three other people on the phone at the same time. Because I had to make sure we vet this one before we run it. We run it up the flagpole. Because it was a good joke. Tell the story. Tell the story. Andrew texts me and Andrew goes, it's right after the verdict comes in. But he texts me, he goes, yeah, man, bummer, man. White boy, someone's officially cancelled. Mind you, I'm taking a shit, right? I just got, but I have my phone on this thing in the bathroom. So I'm laughing my ass off, right? So I called Duvall. I called Duvall, I said, I said, man, Andrew's so fucking stupid, man. Because I don't, it's certain people you know want to appreciate those jokes. So I called Duvall, I go, this motherfucker just texts me, talk about white boys, some of it is cancelled. And Duvall goes, wow, because they're there in Charla's verdict. And I go, yeah, he goes, tell him to eat that shit right now. So I can read his text. And I go, hold on, let me call him. Let me call him. So we love, we bring Andrew in. Andrew into the phone, he goes, guys, guys, guys, stop crying. Stop crying. It's Charla. Stop crying. Stop crying, right? Stop crying. Right? It's not these fucking stupid. So Duvall's like, tweet this shit right now so I can repost it. And I'm like, no, no, this is how we should do it. Because it's a joke there. The joke is, when you find out that white boy's thumb was officially cancelled and you put that confused look Derek Chavin had on in the courts. That's the joke. You know what I'm saying? If Schultz would have just tweeted out, white boy's thumb was officially cancelled. It jumped on his ass. Could be a little risky. It could be a little risky. That's all. But I understood where the joke was coming from. So it was just like, let's beat it up. Let's vet it. You know what I mean? So my point is, I love that Andrew's always trying to find the funny in everything. And I hate that he's always trying to find the funny in everything. Because it's a world of landmines, bro. Yes it is. What about what? What do I love that wax is fearless? And I hate that wax is fearless. Yes, Sam. Is he setting himself up to get knocked out by Jake Paul for no goddamn reason? You know what I'm saying? I don't know why he would do that to himself, bro. I love that Charlemagne pays attention, but I don't like that Charlemagne don't pay no attention. You ain't paying attention. I have the same thing with Andrew. Like I love that Andrew likes to make the funny in everything. But when like sometimes like this one, he know better. No, no, no, no, no. He don't know better. He knows. No, he don't. No, he don't. He knows for a fact that he'd give Jake, he'd be in a ring with Jake Paul way more than longer than me. For sure. Yeah, but both of y'all gonna lose. I know for a fact he'll probably last rounds with this guy. He won't last round with me and Jake Paul won't last around with me either. You going to wear a condom? That should sound like wild just now, didn't it? God, dang it. If you wear a condom, you might can laugh a little longer, bro. I'll leave that consideration. I'll probably think about that. Speaking of fucking Gwapboy 96% though, would you rather your son look better than you or fuck better than you? Oh, come on. I don't give a fuck. Even both of them. I don't give a fuck. You got both. Yeah, it's your son. You're rooting for him. I have my fucking ready. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Son, you can have it all. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Let me get a good one, Taylor Gay. It's society. Oh, sorry. It's society pushing people to be single longer or married sooner with its innovations. It's society pushing people to be single longer or married sooner. Single longer. 100%. That's what's going to happen. Postage is just on your phone. Swipes away. A girl just come to your house after you just swipe over. It's so easy to meet a girl. You have all these options. And also, all the women that you see online don't look the same that they do in person. So now you're constantly looking for this thing that isn't even real. Single longer, single longer, single longer. And it's bad. Negative side effects of this. This is not good for society. Shit, I think that is going, I think it's pushing us to be married longer because I would not want to be single in this social media era, bro. There's no privacy. You know what I'm saying? There's no secrecy. Everybody know what you're doing. Everybody know who you're doing it with. You could be out here laying in the bed with another girl. She might put you on Instagram. For me, I like the fact that I'm married and I'm happy and I know my partner and there's no fucking surprises. I'm cool. Personally, the innovation, the technology makes me feel like I want to be married longer. Like I'm not going nowhere. Yeah, me too. It sucks. There's no more privacy. There's no... You can't even hide. Like I used to like to have sex because I know I wasn't supposed to be doing it. But now it's like everybody knows it's like a job. It just sucks. I'll lose. Wait, sorry. I have one more question. Leon underscore Huffman, Jr. wants to know if life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be? If life were a video game, what are the cheat codes? Ooh, that's a great one. Same thing in Contra. Well, two things, right? One in Contra that gives you multiple lives. If we had multiple lives, it would be some reckless motherfuckers out here. And I mean, that would be a cheat code too because you just constantly get an opportunity to keep coming back, getting it right, right? Yeah. And agelessness. Because video game characters don't age. But then I wonder about that too. I wonder if you know... I mean, clearly we're supposed to age because we do. But I really do feel like things get better with age. Things get better with time. I think people get better with the more experience they got. They get better with the more wisdom they got. You know what I'm saying? Like, I like ageing. I do. I'm looking at 62. I'm looking at, like, damn, I can't wait to be 62, bro. You know what I'm saying? Because all my kids, like, my oldest would be 30 or something. Rest of them would be in their 20s. And they'll be having their own lives. You know what I'm saying? And sit back and watch. Man, I'm looking at Master Peter Day with his two sons, Hershey and Mercy. That's dope. That's dope as fuck. Hershey going to Tennessee State University on a full scholarship. Mercy's a freshman. Him and Hershey and Mercy, just one state championship in high school this year. Beat Braun's son's team. You know what I mean? His son's a freshman in high school. He already got a scholarship to the University of Minnesota if he wants to go. That's being a man. Man. Why two grandkids growing all that type of shit. That's what it's all about. That's, yo, that shit is dope. I ain't gonna lie. That shit, I can't wait. He's blessings, man. And another blessing, another day that God gave us. So, cherish it. And it's just Master Peter's like, yo, music is dead. This is what it's about me being a father. I'm out here pushing my products. I got my sons out here, my son. And he was like, yo, he was like, it ain't a dream of mine for my sons to go to the NBA. I would love for them to. When I'm teaching them business, he's like, I want my, his son is majoring in engineering. You know what I'm saying? Like, he wants his son to be an engineer. His other son is probably, he want to be a bio chemist. Some of you was like, I want my kids to go to school and get to education. And then we're going to go out here running these damn businesses, running these companies. Like, you already see Romeo, Romeo out here living his best life. Like Pete did a good job. Like that shit is inspiring, man. I just want to raise great kids. I want to be 62, 72, watching my kids get old, watching them live their life, watching them be the entrepreneurs and business people that they're going to be. That's what I want. I can't wait to, I need Viagra. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck? I'm just saying, when I need Viagra, I mean I'm old enough to where I need this. My shit ain't going to move unless I put a Viagra in it. But you, that's what you say after. Wait, what y'all mean to say? That's a certain age. Like, that's growing old. You're like 70, 70. When we just meet, start working. 70. Depends. Depends on your diet. The way your stomach look now, I'll say you got Viagra. 53. 53, you going to need Viagra. Yeah, all right. I'm not worried. That's it, guys. That's it, baby. All right. Listen, man. You know, as always, we record at WTF Media Studios. You can go to WTFmediastudios.com. To book your appointment, okay? At a 60% black owned studio. All right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. Absolutely right. 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