 Yes, yes, everybody. Welcome to a I guess matchday vlog, but it's not really a matchday vlog because it's the day before matchday More just to guess a bit of a road trip video to be honest me and Jordy I head into Madrid with a little pit stop along the way and it is currently 25 minutes past 12 Jordy's arriving at half one to pick me up in a taxi and I've not packed so That's priority number one. We got to pack and then we'll be on our way to the airport It's gonna be good. I am buzzing. I'm honestly buzzing about this away day to Madrid with Jordy It's gonna be honestly unreal And especially where we're heading tonight. It's gonna be It's gonna be class and so yeah, stay tuned. Okay. It is now just after one and I'm officially packed and ready so my schedule is in done in about 35 minutes and including a few jobs that miss has left me so feeling positive Now as always, I'm just ready half an hour early. So I've got to just sit here and wait for Jordy. Also just an FYI Jordy assured me that he'd be here at half past. It is 20 past now. I bet a tenner That he's not here at half past. As a matter of fact, if he's here before half past on half past or before half past I'll buy his first round at the airport If not, he can fuck himself Here's now half past one. It's actually been one minutes past one I've just had a text from Jordy saying that the taxis just arrived at his which is about 15 minutes away So it doesn't look like he's getting a beer Some things just, you know, you can call it a mile off. Jordy being here on time was was never ever ever gonna happen Climb the fucking taxi. Here we are the boys We're going to Madrid Here we are, Jordy Terminal two, the boys Through airport security, that was easy Manchester airport, kudos mate, or kudos, whatever it is Genuinely, that was mental. We were around at the airport less than five minutes ago Two seconds walk through airport security. You can now apparently leave all your stuff like all the electronics in your bag Everything, liquids, whatever, straight through. Took two seconds. Yes. Yes, right We just arrived in Benador. It's been a 45-minute drive from Alicante, gives away We got ripped off for the car I don't know how though there were some terms and conditions that they definitely mentioned And he robbed us, Kigo Kigo, Kigo robbed us, but the whip is naughty. Let me show you the whip Look at that, nice little Audi A1 Nothing to complain about, is there? Sport mode Sport mode, sport Audi A1, it's lovely Now we've just got to find the hotel So that should be fun We're at the hotel for night one in Benador What an establishment What's it called again? The, the wow-pop boutique or something Look who's billed mate Back, back, no, no, no, no, no Cost it at your though, it's actually not bad Sick It's sound, does a job, does a job Not going to be much sleeping in on anyway, so yeah, be sound We made it to Benador, we're here Night number one Having a great time, what time is it? It's broke And she's got 117, the night's still young Looking forward to the grand tour tomorrow Four and a half hours, it's going to be a big one That's all I can say is jeez We're on the road On the way to Madrid, can't sound feeling particularly fresh Jordy's fine though, are you feeling Jordy? Absolutely fucking brilliant mate, and I can't wait to get in the second Also, we forgot to set alarms, and we woke up late So we're now caning into Madrid We were planning to wake up at like 9am, woke up at 12 Which isn't ideal, because it means that we're only going to have a couple of hours in Madrid pre-game But it is what it is, you're living your learn Yeah, I'm feeling rough, but we'll see how it is in Madrid Yes, yes, I've just completed my part of the journey My drive, now look where we are The home of the whopper My drive isn't done for the day We're in some mad outback bergain It's a good stop, two hours to go to Madrid Don't recommend waking up late Do not recommend waking up late in the slightest Yeah, we'll see you under the side Yes, yes, people Just stopped at the services again So I'll be can have a poo I don't know if this will make this vlog So I'll be can a break, but here's the key thing Well, Ollie's way... I'll start to do that again Here's the key thing, right? When Ollie is away, Jordy Poddy has the best ideas So Manj just fucking gonna go six of these pint can fucking gas for the next hour The hour of the journey Time's good fucking steaming And I'll... I mean Ollie will get on the beers So it's probably the one of the last ones that you'll see before We're actually making it to Madrid And your boy Sai Some people know him as Chicken Wing Sai Because he did beat me in a chicken wing challenge He sorted me a ticket, so big up Sai Right, we made it to Madrid Wasn't ideal, didn't wake up until 12 Took us until half six to get in And we've ran to the Plaza Mayor to meet all the supporters How are you feeling? The session continues The session continues, big words Right, let's get into the Plaza Mayor, see you everyone We started off with about 15 of us There's now just the three We're hoping we'll catch them inside I've also just stumbled across It's Wednesday morning The day after the night before Results, results Great result, great result, great game What a game to be at I told you about it, I was a striker I told you about it, I was a striker Jordy wasn't there, Jordy didn't get let in We got him a ticket But they were somehow able to check That it wasn't his They had this weird infrared pen So they were able to check So Jordy didn't get in, but he watched it I went, absolutely great game And then to top off the night We got pickpocketed Not robbed me Which is great I've got no phone Jordy's got no phone You've got no phone They didn't manage to take anything from me, fortunately But they gave it a good fucking go And Jordy's lost his phone Well lost his phone, it's not a word Took it They got took it I will find you By a very specific set of skills I just located my phone But we're still in good spirits And we're going to drive back to Benidorm in a little bit First get some scrawny air in Madrid Jesus Christ, right It's half five Thursday morning Thursday morning We're on our way back from the hotel Jesus man, Benidorm Madrid ruined us Especially Jordy Jordy got ruined in Madrid Jordy left his heart Ruined? I've got fucking my whole life left in Madrid Jordy left his heart, his soul And his phone In Madrid It's been a deep one But we've had a good second night out in Benidorm On our way back to the hotel now Feeling rough already Ahead of the morning Right, it's Thursday afternoon, final day God, I'm ready to go home I've had a great time The best time but My body is portraying me at this point I am on my ass It's not great But at the same time No matter how bad things are for me They're always worse For this fellow right here Jordy pausing Head heads Lost his phone Well lost his phone, got mugged of his phone Didn't get into the burn about And now on the final day We fell asleep in the sun for about an hour An hour and a half Yeah, you can see it I don't know if you can see it Yeah, I got a sunburn after an hour of sleep I think it works by wearing this Like a fucking breeze So, so, so funny Brilliant Just some six year old woman over there with her tits How are you doing love? Get me home, get me home So, we're now in the airport I have a camera to say I don't want to look at my little wife Still on the bees I'm actually now something He probably doesn't look at that much It's next to the water But honestly my face is hot And I'm honestly under here in my family It's bad For what a few days For what a few days, what a vlog Chicks everything you can possibly do on a wedding In one go Lost, well been mugged Didn't get into the burn about Didn't get into the burn Had your arse spanned About five times Got some Drunk way too much Drove for about ten hours Hated about four Burger Kings Two McDonald's Not even a single Burger King No Spanish cuisine Just Burger King with arms That was it It's been a ride Please Drop a like And subscribe if you're not I need a new phone Super Jack Need to be flowing for the next couple of weeks Because Jordy Boney's got a preference about Look at that I'm not going to record on this Right, we'll see you We'll see you on the next one What a ride