 J, J, J, J, J, J is live on Sproul. Hey, it's J, your new favorite Brit, and I'm reporting live on Sproul for CowTV Entertainment. So you get taken out on a date, it's amazing, the bill comes, and it's $500, and your date says they can't pay it. What'd you do? That's a personal problem, I will see you probably never again. It's gonna be a long night. I'd pay the bill, I'd pay the bill. We just gonna have to pray, da-da. Did you say we're gonna have to pray? He said pray. I'm paying $500. So $500 is an ogre? That's definitely a no-go. I'm a broke college student, guys, I can't do this. I'm gonna shoot her a text saying follow me, we're gonna go to the bathroom one at a time, and we're gonna depart the restaurant. Take the loss, I would pay for the bill. You know, I'm pretty confident that I'm gonna make a lot of money in the future. It's been fun, homie. Okay, so it's your best friend's wedding, you're made of honor, but you've got the job interview of a lifetime, and they are both at the same time, you can't make it, one's in Vegas, one's in Minnesota. Which one are you choosing? I'm loyal, so I'm definitely picking my best friend. I gotta get that cake. Because her money is my money. And if I'm good, she's it, so when we at Google, I'm gonna be like searching for her, our wedding is on, we out there. Chance the Rapper is performing, you have got meet and greet backstage passes, but it's your grandma's 80th birthday, which one you going to? Not going to my grandmother's birthday. Let me tell you right now, grandma has had 79 of the birthdays. Meet and greet. Grandma had a lot of birthdays. I'll bring her like a t-shirt. No, I'm going to grandma's birthday, I'm going to grandma's birthday. It's perfect, I'm just going to combine the two. Grandma can listen to Chance, Chance for everybody, Chance for everybody. Catch me outside, how about that?