 You smell what the rock's cooking? It's another bad movie. And not because it's slow-moving or boring, it's actually quite the contrary. There's a lot of action, but action without substance is just a bad video game cutscene. Dwayne Johnson, who's typically incredibly charismatic through all that out the window, he's playing a character here. Unfortunately, the character he chose is Brie Larson's Captain Marvel. We're in Egypt for like 90% of this. To break that down further, be more specific, we're on a sound stage with a green screen projecting a small little city in Egypt for 90% of the film. Nothing feels real. So the production's bad. What about the music? Remember everybody's favorite musician these days? Kanye West, Jewish savior, Kanye West. Yeah, they play one of his songs. They play power. And not only does it feel out of place in the movie, it just feels out of place in general now. It's got Hawkman. It's got Doctor Strange 2.0. This movie's an embarrassment. And at some point I'd like Dwayne Johnson to just be in something good.