 It's a mindset, and whether or not you got that mindset now or later. If you're not going to take us for ice cream after the game, could we go for some lamp jobs instead? Tivo, I'm going to be honest with your ass. You might not even be on this team next year. We have one game left in the season, and let me tell you, it's very important that we end the season with a bang. We have a good draft position. We have picks number two, number three, number five, number eight, and number ten. Our first five picks are in the top ten of the draft. We have done everything we can to stockpile picks, and as it turns out, we picked right because everybody that we traded with ended up being really bad. We are going to have a crazy draft. This team is in a hard rebuild. I know this season hasn't gone the way we wanted to, but it's important to remember that we can't just phone it in for the rest of the year. Definitely. It's way too early to be thrown in the towel. If we're able to go out and show these guys that we can play with the top teams right now, they'll be even more prepared for it next year. Eyes up here. Eyes up here. Listen, I know we've had a bad season. I know we've had a bad season, but we're not going to kill it over just yet. You know, this is our Super Bowl. Last game of the season. Okay, some folks, I know y'all are reading the damn media. I know y'all are reading damn paper. I've seen it. I've seen y'all listening to your damn AM radio. I don't give a damn that we're 4-12. I don't. I'm here to coach some championship caliber football. And whether that means we're going to the playoffs or not, it's about setting the damn tone, setting the damn example. Coach, why are you in your socks? Because we just got a new carpet in here. I don't get it dirty. Listen, it's about setting the damn tone. Setting the example and telling the damn city, the city of Dallas, Texas, that we're not going to give up like this, okay? We ain't going to give up. We ain't, okay? Championship caliber football is a mindset. It ain't no damn numbers. It ain't no damn record. It ain't no none of that. It's a mindset. And whether or not you got that mindset now or later. Coach, it's Tim Tebow. If you're not going to take us for ice cream after the game, could we go for some lamp jobs? Tebow, I'm going to be honest with your ass. You might not even be on this team next year. I'm telling you that in front of everybody. Go out there. You got one shot. Win the damn ball game. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, Gilbert, break them out. Hey, Coach. I brought that lipstick you asked me to grab. We finally will look pretty when we get fucked. Get the hell off me. Pay attention. Go talk to your damn position coaches. He did a pretty good job. Just follow those guys right there. Nice. Amazing. That's right. Establish the run. I'm going to give this time for the tail back. Sorry to bother you, Coach. But should we be playing like your job is on the line? What are you, hey, who the hell are you? Get the hell out of here. Oh my gosh. Runk. What a man. We have to establish the run and then we can pass. Demo. They'll try the right side with Harris. Oh my gosh. No. No, what? I'm freaking trying to tackle Marcia on Lynch. What's going on, dude? A little short with the arm, which is unusual because we saw them in warmup. Got a man. Jets. It's OK. It's opening quarter of play. It's OK. What are you doing? Catch the football, CD Lam. That's the first throw of the game. Literally the first pass of the game. After the interception, here's Wilson. That's the tight end, Hearst with it. No way. Thank you. On first and 10, it's Wilson. Oh, that was a fumble. Come on. Pick right here, Interception. I can feel it. I can feel the Interception's coming. Off in order to try and get this running game going. Ben Malone. It's going to wind up incomplete. However, we do have a flag down. Let's check it with a referee. This is garbage. Hell. George means these more carries, dude. Four of the inches. Let's go. Coach, this is Tom Landry. I paid the refs to make sure we get this number one draft pick. Wait, what? No. What? Are you kidding me? Is it really that loud? Then Garrett Gilbert has been hanging out with Danny Brown. What's going on, dude? How come I can't see the target? OK, we'll take it. Wilson now to throw on third death. It's a short one here. Complete to the tight end. Just shy of the 40. To throw again as Wilson. A final shot before break. Gilbert, he's going to go deep for Beasley. And this is... No way! That's a hell of a first half. That's a hell of a first half. Hey, that right there, not giving up, not giving up to the damn whistle blow. We've seen fat kids tackle diabetes better than that first half. I know it. We just plan to turn it around on defense. What? Why is the reporter in here? What do you mean? Get the hell out of here. That was dog shit-ass tackling. That's what that was. We have got defensively. Hey, coach. Even though the pass at the end of the first half was pure luck, do you think your players truly want to play for you? Why is the damn media in here? Get the hell out of my damn locker room! Hey, hey! Security! Hell of a first half. Why? Because we are fighting till the damn whistle blows. Fighting till the damn whistle blows. Hey, coach, tell Lamb to do his job or he can make himself useful and give us all lamb jobs. No, that's my job, okay? That is my job. Didn't mean it like that. Listen, I'm the one coaching the players, okay? Your job is to play the damn game. It's my job to coach the players, okay? It's your job to play the damn game, okay? Speaking of which, Lamb, do your damn job, okay? Catch the damn football. Defensively, we have got to learn to tackle. It's a dad-gum embarrassment is what that is. Listen, it's 17-14 against the 9-7 football team. You want to let them have 10 wins? No, let's go out there and let's earn it. We are capable of championship caliber football. That's what we're capable of. So I want you to go out there, wrap the hell up, don't dip your damn head when you tackle. Tackle with your head up. Offensively, I cannot stress enough. Effort. Effort to the last whistle blows. I cannot stress enough how good that was. Cole Beasley, break them out. Let's get the hell out there. Now Wilson. Nice. Coral. Gordon Coral, our first-round pick. The challenge there does not go their way. This will indeed remain a completed pass. And they'll let the quarterback keep it here on first-time. What? Dude, in your face. Tebow is carrying. Dude, Murray is just getting shut out, man. Okay, come on, Tebow. Okay. Okay, that was my fault. Hold on to the ball. No, no. Okay, good stop, good stop. Oh, dude, I thought he missed. Nice, Gronk. Nice, Gronk. Okay, we go, Chad. Is it Tebow time? Wait, wait, it's telling me to go for it. Ben Malone. Ben. Hell of a game. Hell of a game. Listen, I want to go ahead and start off and talk about... Who, Coach? Since we are in New York... Getting interrupted. Can you buy the team some pizza? Listen, we ain't buying no pizza. I mean, we got team dinner, okay? We got a special nutrition plan for the players. Okay, so that ain't my job. That's our nutritionist job. It is a loser's mentality to want to go out last game of the season and lose to clinch the first-over-all draft pick. Okay, and we ain't doing that, okay? Which, when we're coaching championship caliber football, we ain't going to do that. It is far more important for me to be able to go out there and win the last game of the season and make a damn statement. In addition to that, you know, there's some of you folks I've seen already talking about, okay, well, what if we lose the first-round pick? I shit my pants on the field, but he lying and I used it for face paint. Okay. That is odd because you're a member of the media. I don't know why you were hanging out with the offensive line during the game. I'm supportive of our football team because I do think a family atmosphere is important. I would like to go ahead and add that I'm not worried about getting the first pick, second, third, fourth. We have five first-round picks projected to be in the top 10. But, Coach, that same mentality is why the Jets are starting Zach Wilson instead of Trevor Lawrence. Okay, well, listen, that ain't something I'm concerned about. I trust our scouting department to get the best and the best and the best. I think this is a very, very deep draft. It's a deep quarterback class, and I think there's a hell of a lot of good quarterback. Okay, well, listen, let me tell you about some damn sources, okay? The only sources I know is my ex-wife, okay? My ex-wife was a damn sorceress, okay? So, them sorcerers telling you this or that is bullshit. No, listen, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do in order to make a damn roster work, in order to make a damn football team run. If we had to trade somebody to make some cap room, I mean, money's money, okay? I'm a football coach. I'm not a damn financial advisor, but it's been a rough season. It has been, but we're going to be better for it coming out in the back end. And, uh... No, there's no damn ice cream that will be given to my football team. They have not earned it yet. Don't you dare putting that damn ice cream bucket in my damn locker room. We're going to have a new football team this next year. It's going to be damn good. I'm very, very excited for the future, and today really proved to me... I would like to teach my receivers how to catch, and I'd like to teach my quarterbacks how to not be terrible and throw the damn football. I'll see y'all next season. Listen, there's different methods. There's different methods, son, to how different teams handle their business. Okay? And some people say it's a copycat league. The only copycat is the people who aren't me, because they're going to be copying me once they see how good my matches are. I'm with Pizza Hut, and I had 50 pizzas here that were ordered to the cowboys. No, that's not... No, I did not order that. Okay? Hey, y'all have a nice day. We'll see y'all next season. You know, leave one of them... leave two of them pizzas here. I'll see y'all next season.