 Item number, I don't care in the slightest. Object class, something something eats people. Special containment procedures, SCP whatever is to be contained in a metal cage, I think. It has to be put in a chamber that looks red, but I'm pretty sure is orange. I mean if you look at it very closely it looks orange, but from afar it looks red. Isn't that interesting? Don't bother answering. Description, SCP is something. It appears to be a metal ball that, I hate this. Ever since the psych director found out that SCP could create those walking tin cans, he replaced all of the personnel except for me. Seafoot note one. Because apparently the talking tin cans don't have enough linguistic abilities to write documentations for the SCPs. My job wasn't even to write files. I was assigned here because all of the archivists opposed the robots and were fired. But I know soon enough they'll replace me and then I'll be back to the streets of ... Oh, look, I just got censored. Wow, would you look at the utility of the new censoring machine, one ... The funniest thing by far is that I wrote ... in an official Foundation document. Isn't that hilarious? What do they need this document for anyways? The machines have a 99.9% chance of recontaining any of the SCPs we're currently containing in the case of a breach. This file is crap. I haven't even written anything here. Well, okay then, info, here you go. SCP is a solidified mercury sphere with a volume of 10 meters. It will speak to any person in a 99 centimeter radius around itself in incomprehensible languages. SCP will devour anyone and I'm done with this bullshit. If you want info, go ask the site director because I can't take this shit anymore. Addendum, pastimes. Now that I don't have any other officer to talk to, I spend most of my time just bouncing a Foundation-branded stress ball against the wall. I also mess with the robots by asking them, hey, tin can divide zero by zero, and then they go ... Since nobody is monitoring the surveillance cameras, I haven't been demoted to D-class. And talking about D-classes, even they were replaced. The ethics committee said it was more humane to use robots for testing. Huh, jokes on them because the director replaced them with robots. Addendum, new officer, agent, has been deemed incompetent for his job and has been replaced with an automaton specialized in the creation of classified documents by orders of the new leader of SIP, leaderbot 2.5, and report, footnote one, augmented efficiency. February 12, 2015, to the O5 council. I have the pleasure to inform you that I, Dr. Franklin M. Mercy, director of SIP, have augmented the efficiency of the site under my responsibility up to an 80%, all thanks to the use of SCP and I must thank you for giving me the opportunity to give a practical use to this artifact. Like you already know, SCP is capable of creating a variety of machines based on commands introduced in the keyboard embedded into it. We initially use these machines for tasks such as cleaning, maintenance, and termination of class D personnel, but now the site under my watch is almost completely automated with only two personnel left that aren't machinery, myself and Jim. I've had to keep him because the automaton's incapacity to write reports. We're still searching for a solution to this. It has been demonstrated again and again that the machines generated by SCP are much more efficient than any personnel recruited by the foundation. In my opinion, I would recommend the use of SCP to the directors of all sites to generate additional personnel. It's efficient, fast, uses low resources, and unlike SCP-222, it won't cause an incident of rebellion or internal conflicts. Effectively, gentlemen, the machines that SCP creates are 100% loyal to the purpose of their creation. It would never do anything to harm the foundation. They'll only continue to improve the functioning of the site. They'll upgrade themselves after every failure, although I've seen that some of them keep exploding without apparent reason. But those are just details. Basically, SCP is a great asset to the foundation, and I would recommend its use immediately. That is to say, me, now all of the site runs at 100% efficiency, leaderbot 2.5, director of site.