 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing an extremely manly game called Ublitz. This video is sponsored by Epic Games. I've partnered with them to do a few videos on this game and I'm pretty damn excited about it. As I said, it is extremely manly so it's right up my alley. The game is available now on the Epic Games Store. It's in early access and you can use the link in the description if you want to get it for yourself. You can also use my code, call me Kevin, if you'd like to support me further, but I understand if you only want to support me so much. You know, you gotta draw your own line here at some point. What's your name buddy? Spell it out. Um, big man. Yeah, that's me. Wait, no, hold on. Yeah, that's a manly haircut right there. Now it looks like the game is flirting with me. Hey there, big man. How do you want to look? Oh my god, is this there like, old? Hey fellow kids, why do I always play as an old man? Oh my god. I like that. It looks like he's been ostracized and just sent out to sea. Are you from the Ooblet High Council? Yes, sure, why not? I'm the new village elder. Oh god damn it, big man gave up our cover. I, uh, know I'm big man from a raw island. I'm pulling up to the island like, well, I have no money or skills or personal possessions. I'm just here to be a drain on the taxpayers of the island. But they're giving me an old abandoned farmhouse. What is this person doing? They're being a bit nosy. They keep staring at me for some reason. First off, wait, where are your Ooblets? Police! I think my person's asking for their mama. Big man. Oh god, I gotta do the hardest task of all. Talk to people. Digging your whole dealie you got going on. Very confused cheek. That's one way of putting it. Big man looks like an alien who just went into a charity shop and bought the first things they put their tentacles on. Even the way they run. They are not human. You're standing awfully close to me. You've got a good point. Social distancing is totally in vogue right now. Did I use that right? What does in vogue actually mean? If something is in vogue, it's very popular and fashionable. Ah, okay. For once I'm right. New Ooblets spotted. Lump stump. Get me one of them lump stumps. Oh my god. Maybe not actually. It looks freaking terrifying. Okay. Continue talking to the village people. They are my favorite band after all. Oh, no, no, no, don't take it. You know what? Sure. All right. Now, now I'm just in my underwear. Oh, this guy gave me a bungly bun. All I had to do was take off my clothes. I got to talk to one more person. Where are you? Come here. I'll find you one way or another. Just running around my underwear chasing after them. Come here. Let me talk to you. I can join a club. Do I want to join the front buns? The peak snubs? Who are apparently the club of born leaders. Strong competitors and just generally successful people. I like the sound of that. Mimpins, the club for clever people who aren't very good at social interactions. It's going to relate to the last bit. Join me up to the peak snubs. They look really into fashion. And if there's one thing big man knows, it's fashion. This is my first ooblet. I love them. All right. Now you got a dance challenge from one of these lump stumps. I think I can out dance this thing. Like, I can tell there's nothing going on between the ears here. The lights are on, but no one is home. Oh, this is fantastic. Like, I was just staring at his underwear on an acid trip. So basically, this is kind of like a battle system. And like you can capture other ooblets and whatnot. But instead of like battling them to make them faint, you do little dance ops. And yes, this game is still very manly. Quick Kevin, do something manly to prove how manly you are. Phew. Okay. That'll show. I didn't want to bring it up. It's just you kept bringing it up. So I just said I'd address it, but I didn't want to. Okay. What move will we do? I'm feeling like a pilfer poker right now. Let's do a pilfer poker. All right. Well, we did it. I'm not sure if it accomplished anything. This thing is not even dancing back. This thing is stealing my dance moves. The gentle kind of move to side to side. Oh, wait, hold on. They're out dancing me. They're out dancing me. I like how on the top right you can flee. This game speaks to me too much. I just imagine me in a club like this and then I just flee. Oh my God. I'm actually losing. The crowd is going to his side. I need to rile them up. Dump the stump, everyone. Oh, wait, we got a flip floss. Whatever the hell a flip floss is. Oh, I like that. And that has tied the score. The luck of the Irish pulls it back in my favor. Oh, wait, hold on. I think I can win with these two moves. Yes. Come on. Dance your way to victory. I think we've won. Ha, ha, ha. You just got served your little weedling. Get seed. Yes. Take a seed. Okay. I think I changed my mind. I don't think I want that seed. Meet Tinstil at the farmhouse. I'm coming Tinstil. I don't know the way to the farmhouse, but I'm coming. This is the farmhouse. You must have misspoken. This is an outhouse. They do have a point. What do you expect for a freehouse? I, I, I, alright. You have a point. Okay. I'll take it. Just don't dig any deeper than six feet around here. I think she's buried a body in my garden. I'm going to make farmland that resembles graves. God damn it. I can't do enough. Big men says that's enough. He's, he's tired. All right. The second grave can be a child's grave. God, I'm ruining this game for everyone. Now you just need to water it. Here's a dribbly can you can use. My house is a feckin dribbly can. Look at that. It's one moist house. Fill that watering can fill her up. Oh, they're running away. I've watered my plants. Maybe they finally realized I'm a naked old man and the situation is very uncomfortable. Oh my God. Is this my house? This is sad. At least big man's happy. All right. Here we go. It's a new dawn. It's a new day. It's a new life. And I'm feeling cold. Doot-oom. I need some pants. I think I've got island madness. My neighbors just watching me watering the plants singing this song. I like the quest. It's like go explore around a bit or something. It's very vague. It's just not pressuring me and I appreciate that. All right. Big man's going to start wandering into some people's houses. Hmm. This looks comfy. This is going to sleep. All right. I robbed them. I'm going to get kicked off this island. Oh, and I found some token on the ground. Okay, run before I get caught. And next door. Heavenly home. More like Kevin Lee home. Let's make it ours. How long do you think it takes for squatter's rights to kick in in this world? Five minutes maybe. I'm stealing everything. The dance baron is locked. I need to know what's going on in there. Oh my God. He's chopping that log with his hand. Now all of a sudden that video of me chopping the firewood is a lot less manly. This run is fantastic. Oh my God. That officer is huge. Absolute unit. I'm big man. I just moved to town. No, that is big man. Thank God that officer does not care about indecent exposure because there's no way I could take him. What is this guy doing? Illegal dumping. Okay. That officer doesn't care about anything by the looks of it. My hobby is going on news shows and pretending to be an expert or whatever they're talking about. That is a cool hobby. That sounds like fun. I don't know if this is your trash or what, but I'm just trying to tidy it up. I need to do my part in this town before they ostracize me just like the last people did. He's probably collected these to cash in on the recycling payment and I'm just picking them all up. Help Tinsel with this task. Reopen town hall. Let's do it. Okay, there's something in there that keeps biting her ankles. I really hope it's one of these ooblets and not just a weird mare. Maybe if you make a big show of beating him in a dance battle it'll be enough to get him to leave so I can start using my office. I'm on it. Tinsel, is that your name? I'm going in. I'm not prepared for this at all. I've danced once in my life. Where is it? Ah, here we go. Look at him. A little moody fecker. Come on, level one. Let's do this. Sorry, I haven't named you yet. Oh, this move is strong. The flip floss. This gave me eight points last time. There is no beating the flip floss. Okay, I'm getting extremely lucky cards here because I am destroying this click, click claw. What are the name again? Clicky claws, yes. Oh my God, another flip floss. Okay, the battle is over. I have won. I have retaken town hall. Give me her seed, clicky claws. Oh, big man came over and was like, good job, little clicky claws. You did great. Turn that frown upside down. Come on. Want me to grow a new friend? That's kind of sad that I even need to grow friends. But I'll try. I'll bring it back to the farm. Okay, we got some tasks here. Tinsel is their name, actually. I forgot what their name was. Fix the friendship sticker. Printy press. Repair the old farmhouse. I like the sound of repairing the old farmhouse. Get settled into town by fixing up your musty decrepit shack into a less terrible shack. Setting the barrel low as well. That's what I like. Clear out all the mystery cans. Okay, I can do that too. I already started it. Okay, run home. Run home, big man. God, that running posture is insane. Okay, what do I need to fix up the house? I need a planklet. I guess just a small plank. A clottlet and a nerney. Ah yes, I have some nerneys already and I already have some planklets. All right, we're on a good start here. Did I get the planklets from karate chopping that thing earlier? Big man smash rock. Big man manly. I'm looking for goodies to repair my farmhouse. And it's actually working somehow. Weed. No, thank you. He's high enough. Are you seeing what he's seeing? His little blue blip must think he's fecking insane. He's just going, no, it's just smashing all these rocks with his bare hands. I told you this game was manly. All right, I already got all the nerneys and the planklets. I'm just looking for a clottlet. And maybe the weeds have this. I haven't tried smashing it yet. No, they have nothing. All they have is back pain. Wait, oh wait, we got some clot plant seeds. Huh. Oh my God, he's so tired, but I just keep forcing him. Let's do this manual labor. Okay, that running posture is suddenly not so great anymore. What the hell is this thing? Oh my God, I wanted it. It has a little crown. I would have too tired to even acknowledge it. Oh, this is the mayor's ooblet. God, you're very fully yourself. Giving it a crown and everything. All right, I'm going to go to bed. When your posture is that bad, you know, it's time for sleep. Oh my God, my energy is already gone and I just woke up. Oh, my posture's got to heck again. I've only been up for like five minutes. Come on, at least water these plants. Come on, you hardly need any more energy. He only has four energy total. There you go. Oh my God, he's asleep on his legs. Damn it, I woke up in the middle of my sleeping patterns. Fact now, just go to sleep. Yeah, sleep until morning. It's been a long day of sleep after all. You must be tired after all that sleeping. Best get some sleep. Also different ooblets are spotted in the town every day. Unfortunately, this one is still here. I've watered my plants, but I just want them to grow. Can I just sleep it off until they grow? You're not even sleepy. God damn it. How can I wear out some energy? I got an idea. Just smashing things again. I just sound like Garedon's smashing logs and rocks like, Come on, buddy, get tired. I found toilet paper. Great. I can become one of those hoarders. On the bright side, I am getting my Garedon like super clean. So it's kind of like breaking two rocks with one stone. That's the saying, right? Sorry, I'm kind of obsessed with breaking rocks now. There goes the posture. You know what that means? Time to go to bed in the outhouse. Good thing I have a load of toilet paper now. I can really make it feel like an out home. This poor ooblet must be like, Really? Out of all the trainers I could have gotten, I got this guy. He's out in the rain just smashing rocks with his bare hands in his underwear. Speaking of which, Wearing white undies probably isn't the best choice to do gardening. It must be destroyed. Please don't summarize my day. I've just been smacking rocks. Another half day and these will be ready. And these are ready to be harvested. Great. My first crops. Alright, someone give me a gift of this thing. It turns crops into their powdered forms. God knows what he's going to be making with it. Let's add my crops. And that will make fruit toast. Okay, fantastic. Okay, so your ooblet does a little bit of work free on the farm as well as being a great dancer. What a jack of all trades. Look at him go. I've cleaned my whole f- Oh wait. Not on my watch, little weedling. And now I got plenty of room to do laps. Fantastic. This is the life. I forgot to plant my new friend from earlier as well. Alright, well, they're planted now. I can't wait to grow a friend. I never knew it was an option. I just realized you can get XP and you get wishes that I could have cashed in for the clotlet things that I need. You know what? I want organic clotlet, so I will wait. Alright, while my ooblet does all the work, I am going to go to sleep. And then my plan should be done. Oh, they're done. Fantastic. Oh wait, I needed five. Okay, about that thing earlier about the organic. I'm over that now. I don't mind getting some from wishes. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, just give me the easy way out. Thank you. And I'm ready. Yes, show me what this outhouse can become. Well, basically it just patched up the roof. But you know what? That's good enough for me. Again, the thing was free. Yes! I appreciate the little dance, but you got nothing on my ooblet. They dance circles around you. Alright, I think I'm pretty happy with how this went. Look how clean my farm is. Come here, you little weed. Get out of here. You know, it's as much time I spent cleaning this place up. You think you can just spring up and ruin it? There you go. Look how clean it is. And I'm growing a friend. The farmhouse looks good. We can decorate it next time. Fantastic. But we are going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. I'll definitely be playing more of this on the channel. I really enjoy it. I get addicted to games like this, like similar games in the past. I get just properly addicted to it. I don't know what it is, but this game seems really fun. I do like it a lot. I'll thank Epic Games for the partnership on this one. It helps the channel a lot. Now thank you for watching as well. Again, helps me a lot. As I said earlier, the link will be in the description if you want to check out the game for yourself. You can use code called me Kevin if you want to help me out a bit more. But no pressure. Don't worry, I understand, you know, but while we talked about earlier, there's got to be a line somewhere. But yeah, I appreciate you watching. I hope you enjoyed. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.