 Hey Keith, what are you doing? I'm here about our meeting about the Special Olympics? Oh, I'm really excited about this year's deans fromathon. I've been training all winter ever since I suggested this as an alternative to getting wet. Yeah, they saw your email and they ignored it. You love books. Here's some to prepare. Gee, you know how much I love books. Wow. This is great. Oh, well, at least I learned my lesson last year. Get there first. The pictures hadn't quite gotten to the swing of the target and best of all, the water's clean. You know, if our community still wants to vote by college, I've got to fancy Tom Mitchell's chances. Team SCS will really want to beat the engineers and he's been training. You know, he windsurfs every weekend. He knows all about water. He pretends it's all about physical prowess, agility, and a constant computation of variables like wind speed and current. He's a living embodiment of a machine learning algorithm for sure. But really, all he's doing is training to cope with getting wet. He'll probably turn up in a wetsuit. Yeah, just like you did last year. You, Scots, are so soft. Anyway, they're not dunking this year. We're dousing. Dousing? You sit under a bucket, the pitchers pitch, and if they hit the target, the water hits you. It's like a reverse dunk. OK. Well, plan B, I'm going to get some of our great ID students to program drones to intercept the balls. Yeah, good luck with that. So do you have any messages for the CMU community? Of course. CMU prides itself on inclusion. I really do worry about the senseless rivalry that pits one college against another. I understood it when we could all line up to soak Jim Garrett. But now that he's been elevated, and you know, he only became provost so that he could retire undefeated. There's no need for that. I encourage everyone on campus to set aside their narrow view and support the only dean who can claim to represent the whole university. Thank you to the CMU police for helping us help the Special Olympics. Whatever your college, whatever your affiliation, please give generously for this great cause.