 Oh, this is so cool! I wanna pet it! Crush! Hello! Hello everyone and welcome to, I think it's Time Travel VR I think it's a VR game where you go back in time and that's all I really need to know to want to play it! So, let's not waste any more time and jump straight into it Oh, we're doing the tutorial, that's very portalesque, isn't it? Ooh! So, yeah, always a pain in the arse to set this up But hopefully it's working okay Oh! Oh, okay Yeah! Huge doors! I don't like how he said, all humans are somewhere else They're all dead, you're the only one and you're not even human because you've got hands like this Very nice, no, that's not a UK Ooh, I'd love that in my house It's that big plant pot with everything in it Pew-de-pew-de-pew, marvelous! Look, where's the elevator? Oh yeah, sorry, so if you guys are like, I'll try not to like, flash and constantly teleport Ooh, what's this? Locked, locked, locked, are these all the different time zones? Woo! Okay Please insert a car key, well, um... Okay, well, I guess I'm just gonna go and... over to here Okay, hello Oh, wait, what? Oh, do I turn? What is that? Click And I turn left Oh, okay, so if I want to just turn around, well that's why I've got a VR, my friend, I don't need to do that Oh my god, what? What is this? Oh! To scan it, oh, to take a picture Okay, what? Oh, oh, ooh! Can I put that back now? Can I put that down? I don't want it anymore! Get rid of it! Ah! Hello? Hi! How you doing? I'm trying to like, get rid of this Do you know how to get rid of this? Ah! Get off! Bloody hell! Yeah! Okay, hello? How you doing? Can I not walk? Okay Well, are you coming with me? I don't even know where I'm going I'm afraid Where am I going? What's this? This looks to be a fountain No? Ooh! Shiny Are you like a slime? Where are you? What are you? Okay, well, oh, oh Oh, well, well, there's something you don't see every day, isn't it? Inverted water fountain, fantastic Creature scan required, that's locked Okay, I'm noticing a pattern here Everything seems to be locked Do you know what do I do? Can I come? Hello? What? Where are the dinosaurs? Where are they? And you do that And there you go There's another picture, there's another picture Can I, can I please, can I, can I please begin my adventure? What do we do? I have the gems Me and my girls are gem friends Gem, gem is my name Is this it? Oh, I did it No thanks to you Couldn't have told me this would only to be Hello? Mrs. Orb? Where are we going? Would you mind telling me? I have literally no idea Ooh Oh, I should also say this game costs like 27 quid Which is actually quite a lot And it was 9 gig So I'm expecting great things There we are How should I say? To the Triassic era We are still near the location of the museum This is what our parking lot looked like a long, long time ago Yes Yes I'm here, ooh It's one thing I've, ooh, what is this? What is this thing? This is a bio-analysis panel All bed for short It helps you find out more about the animals around you Oh, okay There was an Ammonite over here Ammonite, you need a shine Is that it? Ooh Ammonite, lifespan three years Oh my God Really? Only three years? All right Well, can I put you down there? Like with those things? Or do I just, I'm just going to have to leave it, okay And that's kind of not like hold it constantly Oh no, it is, awesome Look at you Phasing into the floor Okay Uh, ooh, well let's go see what else phases into the floor, shall we? Oh, do I want to take a picture of these things? Hold on An Ammonite that big What? Down here? What are you? Oh my God, it's been scaled up It is big, isn't it? Hold on I want to take a picture I want to take a picture Ha ha Is that it? No, hold on Boom, there you go Fancy picture You are big, aren't you? Kind of done a little bit more with like the movement, I think But it looks cool There's a lot of these games that are kind of like this, aren't they? Um, what's it say do I have? Is this just a regular one, is it? Yeah, it's just a regular Ammonite Thought so You're going to leave it alone Pretty sure Ammonites didn't travel forward Not, I think they were a propulsion system, weren't they? It's inaccurate Oh, oh, we're learning new discoveries Ammonites could phase through sand And also swim forward Woo A trilobite Is it a trilobite? Yeah 0.5 years, oh no You're so tiny Hold on, hold on Need to take a picture Oh god Hold on, hold on, let's get We need another friend Here we see two trilobites Trying to avoid the stupid Homo sapiens taking a picture There you go, there we go Get away Nah Yes, yes, there we are Awesome I want to catch it He he he You see, this is why I like HTC Vive Because you can just like get on your hands and knees And just have fun with it Oh, oh, oh, what are those things? Can I see what those things are? Oh Brambodus Lives for 10 years, you do That's impressive for a fish How about these guys? No, no He he he My thing Get flashbacks of Robinson again Xenocanthus Oh, you like orthocanthus Orthocanthus Cool OK, well, shall we continue going? Or is that everything? I can see some ammonite hiding in there Ooh I'm going to get back into my bathosphere Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? Ah, this neck blossom It will make an adorable little snack That you can take for any creature you meet on the tour Oh, OK Who shall we feed? Oh, hello, no, don't face with the coral Yes Yes Look at nose Do you want some? Not going to eat? No, OK, well, apparently not OK, well, let's I'm going to get the bio to your tools Already set our next destination Already? Anybody? No, nobody Nobody fancy a gummy? Stupid Lot of rubbish Feeding gummy d- I'm changing the world We've got back in time You have me feed gummy dinosaurs to these things We could have five legs in the future You never know God Well, OK, that's enough of the reef How about we... No, no, no, no, no Stay outside Off we go Up, down, up, down Forgot to do a sink test Oh, always helpful Oh So that was a triassic period, right? Oh, oh, oh, hello Aha, a land Dinosaurs, yes Let's go You mean forward from where we were, right? From present, yes But we were in the triassic period, right? Oh, that is cool Easy does it Easy Oh I see dinosaurs Hold on, we must scan our dinosaur fellows Oh, did I get it? Dryosaurus, 25 years of tonight's kilograms Hello Why am I looking at you when I could be looking at the real thing? Hold on, hold on Do you want some food? Look, look, look what I can make Are you ready? It's another jelly dinosaur Does anybody want it? Anyone? Oh, my, oh, my God I'm being flooded by babies What's going on? Does anybody want it? Anybody want it? You want it? Yes? No, no Hello Oh, my God, can I just sit down? Oh, that is, I mean, they're all like phasing inside each other Which is a bit odd Not gonna lie But, oh, this is so cool I wanna pet it Crush Hello So you don't want this? I make a lovely snack for you And you're not interested at all? No Oh, I know what you want Photo There we go, everyone for photo? No, well, there we go Okay, cool I guess I'll get up now Didn't really look like I could do much with them But it's cool how they can run around Oh, my God Okay Ah! Oh, so much deja vu I didn't do this with Robinson though Because he's on the PS4 and I wasn't standing Yeah Yes, look at me I'm a regular Indiana Jones Try to look around to see where to go next I don't need to do it So you want me to climb? Oh, yes Maybe Ah! Okay Oh, oh, my Oh, I'm in the cliff Oh, I'll fucking hit the ceiling again Oh, this is weird Oh, yes Well, actually Tell you what Yeah, there you go Beautiful Oh, my, it's too far away Would you mind committing suicide? I don't know Climb close to the ground before letting go Okay Well, I think I am on the floor, aren't I? Yeah Pretty, very pretty I guess we scale the log All the way And then climb a little bit more Go over here Oh, it's a good... Oh, climbing trees Oh, really? You're not wanting me to go over there, are you? Oh, no, I did it Ah, really, I'm on the... Whoa, that was weird Okay, okay Am I supposed to just climb on this branch? Ah, that would make much more sense Can I like... Oh, yeah Oh, you can do that way Maybe this is the way you're supposed to do it Yeah Ready? Yeah Yeah Yeah Ah, no, no Oh, come on I was just having a little bit of fun Oh, this reminds me of... I think it was Go Ape It's like a place in the UK And you can... you like have a... You have like a lock and you attach it And then you like climb on things So you don't fall off and die It was loads of fun though Okay And they did zip, zip wiring and all that Zip lining, that's it, zip lining They did loads of that kind of stuff Can I like... No, please don't tie me back to the tree You son of a... Ah, really? Where do I go now? Oh, do I go down? I was so freaking close You kidding me? Yup I have to climb up another tree Ha ha ha All right Up another one Oh god, don't fall I'm climbing all the way up Feel like... Oh, here we go There it is You go over here Oh my god This better be worth it All of this Oh god, what's going on? It's like glitching out on me Is it trying to load at the same time? Oh, what? What? So you're telling me I need to go up there Across, down and then go around Oh my god Can I just teleport down there? Can I not? Like, I know I need to go down there Wait, what? Oh, do I climb this? Oh, I climb the roots Oh, okay Ha ha You go around the back Ah, ooh Don't do that There we go And then we go all the way over here Am I in? Can I not just teleport down? Do I really have to crouch? Are you kidding me? Like... Okay Like, I... Ah! This is... Ah, it's so weird! Yeah, it's easy when you can fly Oh yeah, I knew I needed to be here Wait, which way do I go? Am I free? Oh no! Don't tell me that I've... Wait, I didn't have to do this at all? What? Where am I going? Yep, there it is Found the path There we go Got it Yep Yep Yep Yep, would you believe, here it is This is the solidified plasma link You can use it to travel down the fence Oh, okay Does it teleport up to... Yeah, there we go Okay, right, well I'm going to go for the highest, obviously Because I'm an adventurer It just takes a little while to get up there, I think All right All right Oh YOLO You only live once? How do I get up? How do I get higher? Ah Yes Of the tallest tree of the tallest tower Oh, there it is Oop All right, grab on to the nobles The knobbly tree warts Yes Come on Oof Are we there? Yes Can I fall? Woohoo, yes All right then Let's work out, son See how it unfolds Okay If you're feeling dizzy from the zip lining Our team of medical experts Ask me to tell you to look at your hands This will help you to stay balanced All right then Wha? Okay Oh, wait, where there was steps? Oh, okay Woohoo Oh my God, this is a crazy ride I was just breaking the game All right then There we go That wasn't so hard, now was it? Interesting So You haven't been meddling, have you? This was all here when you arrived, right? Haven't changed the past or anything, okay You kidding me, really? Oh Come on, it was like Like an easy fall down there Up, yes All the way Woo, we're in like a red forest Redwood That's cool Oh, we got more little trios Hey, buddy How you doing? Are you guys hungry? Will you eat? I'm making more gummy dinosaurs If you're interested Anybody want a gummy dinosaur? Gummy dinosaur? Nope, okay, fair enough Nobody's interested in me gummies Come here, kiddies Eat me sweets Oh, there's more over here You know, for the Jurassic There ain't many dinosaurs out here That is big Oh my God, that tree's huge That's so cool Oh, hello Come here, boy Come here Come here, oh, okay To be honest, if I was you, I'd be wary as well Oh, okay, well, I guess I'm I guess I'm going climbing a freaking den Ah Keep hitting the ceiling I need pads Pads on the ceiling That's what I need Oh my God, please Please tell me this leads somewhere Oh, ooh Oh, platform Yes If I can bloody well get over there Hold on, sideways Sideways is the way Easy Can I fall off that? Yes To the platform Oh, how about a highlight of this tour? Okay Get on the elevator platform It will take you out to the platform viewing height Oh, and please don't stay too close to the railings For your own safety We don't want you to look at your head when it falls off All right I am here Oh my God Oh, it's coming straight towards Oh, don't you look funny Oh, God, is it just one? Just by itself? Oh, God, I don't like the way it's looking at me Oh, no, there's more Okay Oh my God It's got slidey feet So is this supposed to be a depoticus? It looks very walking with dinosaurs' esk Oh, God, what is that? Is that the wall? Oh, I'm touching the wall Here Okay, off it goes Hello? I have food Would you eat a gummy? My head, apparently There you go Oh, oops Ha ha ha ha Can I eat it? I've never fed one of these things How do I I don't know how to let the food go That's the problem There we go Come on Yes Yes I have achieved greatness Ha ha ha ha Do you want one as well? Do you want one? You want one? Come on Come on, you need to You need to Come on, look, look Yes Oh, oh Pretend it's kind of a giant cow Oh my God, how far do you want me to step out? I'm poking the wall I can't get any close There we go Oh, there's a little barber Hello Are they moving on now? Okay I'll see you guys later then And there you see in the distance A great big fire Bye I was going to say, shove off Oh, I've already fed you You greedy bugger Ha ha ha ha Sorry, I have to kind of It's just so uplifting And oh God, he's very jiggly, isn't he? Proud of yourself? No What? Well, I cannot contact the emergency time machine Without it, we cannot go home Okay Looks like it's up to us now I will open the mail Really? I like how you try and look at you You dodge out the way deliberately I'm manual over, right? Oh my God Things about to get crazy Oh God Oh, okay Oh, okay What am I wanting to click here? So am I supposed to make the top the same as the bottom? Is that it? Did I? Did I do it? I don't even know what I was doing So, okay Oh, all right Where does this go? All right, sorry The footage cut out there I didn't realise it went over my 20 minutes Ha ha ha All right, let's take the zipline this time And see where it goes Okay No, there we go Come on, man And Can I go? Yeah, there we go I did this last time And I thought I was safe to jump off at the end But when I jumped off It went white screen And guess where I ended up? Freaking back there Ha ha ha Okay Is there an easy way? Oh, there is There's little ladders down You should be able to fall up for it It's not really that far Like, look, see Okay Ta-ta-ta Oh, no, put that away Ta-ta-ta-ta Can I fall from that? There we go Now, how do we get back again? This is the Jurassic, right? Where's the carnivores? So many Oh, I was going to say thank you Please let me go down there Are you all right, buddy? All right Let me just grab your tail Are they all just in the... Is there another one in here? Is there another one? No? Okay, well, we'll just leave him there, right? Yes None of our meddling No, no, no Not nothing to do with us Of course not Okay Uh, I guess we go back? Oh, yes, here we go All the way Sorry if it's like blinking for you guys It's like, ah! Look out In an emergency lockdown, this bridge is raised for safety reasons Of course Time for another behind the scenes look There is a lane that's still acting open Oh Oh, yes Oh Oh, okay Game saved What? Can I not pick this up? You kidding me? This looks like Left 4 Dead I want to do the hack something Oh, okay Ooh, I like the idea I like the concept It's like, oh, look how pretty it is Wait, we've got to We've got to now get to the nitty-gritty I feel like I'm a bit You know, in the novel Jurassic Park where they have to go through Like the maintenance tunnels and stuff Feel like that's what I'm doing now I'm sorry I was about to spoil the fun of the tour Since solving this problem can be considered fun I'm not allowed to help you But I firmly believe in your problem-solving abilities You have made a grave mistake How about this one? Yeah Can I pass the bridge again? Do I have to go back down that way? Alright, then cheers How do I... Oh, I can't go down a ladder What? I'm getting very like Pokemon snap jungle there Jungle music from this Oh, there it is Oh, thank you Oh, hey Can I fall from that distance? That's okay Also, that felt really strange Why would that be part of a safety protocol? Who are you expecting to be here? Dennis Nedry? From, oh god, the loading We're almost there Game saved Oh, god What does that mean? Oh, there we go Okay, I got this Yes Okay, this is interesting Oh, so if you took the lowest one, you'd have to climb loads Kind of, oh, okay Ooh Where are we going? I kind of feel like I'm doing Dino Defender Yeah When the robot has to like climb across the rocks And he looks quite like this, actually And a little bit more, here you go Is that okay? I'm allowed to do that? Got it, yes Yes, through the mossy rocks That's probably the most fun about this, it's just like Oh, okay, okay, never mind I didn't throw myself Yes On all the mossy, nothing on the mossy rocks This looks like something could happen Oh, here we go A broken fence Yes, I like this Oh no, what's happened here? Yes Must have been a thief It's our best bet to follow the trail Must have been a thief We're in prehistoric Jurassic times A fence is broken And you think a thief did this My god I thought robots were smart Can we open the door? There we go, okay And we go, let's find the thief I don't see any rocks It's so bloody dark I can't see anything, but I'm guessing It was this way? Did I do good? We're gonna climb the trees Oh no, I don't, do I? Do I have to climb the trees? Are you kidding me? You're freaking well dude, don't I? Oh for god's sake I mean it was kind of fun for a little bit But you can't make the hole You just really like Robinson, didn't you? The developer of this game That was a really good idea Oh I see, oh god Where am I? Okay, I'm here But that's fine Okay, so we're gonna go We're gonna go this way And then I hit the ceiling Hit the ceiling Like maybe This way Stand at the edge Grab the vines And swing across Yeah, there you go Good lord, please have mercy Is this all the game's gonna be from now on? Is this me swinging on vines? Oh we gotta swing over There we go Am I free? Am I free? Please No more Oh what a shame You want me to navigate? Oh my god, am I supposed to go down? Really? Okay I guess we're going down this way If I fall a tiny bit I'm gonna be like Sent back on her Oh my god Like it's cool For the first few times you do this And then Half an hour later it's like please Please, respite Please, anything from the pizza slices Okay, I am completely lost Oh there it is Oh my god Please Stop Stop with this Just go sideways Oh no, no, okay Don't go sideways There you go, that's how you do it You grab and then go Yeah Yeah Right, okay Okay, I'll try not to Game change No No Because you You made it Why did you program this? No There's supposed to be a reward For doing all this At the moment I'm getting no Oh Okay Zipline viz There we go Oh look at that Stegosaurus They're not interested Okay Well we saw one Stegosaurus in a swamp Duh Please Oh my god Stop this madness You're ridiculous What were you thinking? What were they thinking? Oh my god Have mercy on me arms Ow, you In the ceiling and everything This is all your fault Why? Why do this? Why Mr Stegosaurus? I don't even know how you got there I've got to be honest Didn't even realize there was another one Come on, there's no like checkpoints So if you fall off this You're back to the start You've got to be a pro at this as well You have one wrong slip Do it all again I don't know what just happened there Right, back to where we begin It's so peaceful To pain in the arse Alright, I'm going to have to call it quits here for a minute But we'll pick this up Probably right in a second If it's not like at the end of an episode But if it is the end of episode I hope you enjoyed this video I'd be facing a war Hope you enjoyed this video Until next time, I'll see you later Bye bye