 Do you know how the videos start? Uh, how your videos start? Yeah, yes. Good morning, John. Good job. Vlogbrothers! What are you, how do your videos start? Wheezy Waiter! Bumpt! Cat! Cat! Why don't I have theme music? I'll make one for you. Vlogbrothers! The great thing is that I'm gonna put that in as the intro and then we're gonna have that conversation. That sounds good. I love it. So, people have suggested things that we should do together and questions we should ask each other. Okay. Let's start with this question. Do you have a butt for a face or a face for a butt? Wait, so if I have a face for a butt, does that mean I have a butt for a... No, no, no. I just would have two faces. You have two faces. Two faces? Butt face and face face. Well, obviously I would... Hey, hey, hey, two faces. Two faces. Because I need to eat. If you had a butt face you would eat through the butt and poop through your other butt and the same you would poop out the face. But the butt wouldn't have any teeth. Or would it? Would the butt have teeth? And I think it'd just be smoothies. No, I mean the thing is no one ever sees your butt. So no one has to know. But you would have to sit on it. Let's do a suggestion for an activity. Okay. Um, zero efficiency says hide. It's not easy to hide from a camera. Jessica wants us to play one word story. Do you know what that is? Yes, we just, we make a story with one word at a time. Yeah. The big giant tag. Money. So he decided to make more dogs. Lacksy-daisy-kly. Put monkeys in the cupboards. Auntie says, Igale punch competition. I think probably means eagle. Do you have an eagle in here? Oh, there's all over the place. Oh, there's one. Oh, come on. Come on. Ask now. Wait, who's the competition? Gotta get a lot. I don't know who won, but I'll find out when I'm editing. Okay, all right. Joseph says high five using feet. Oh, almost kicked you. Almost kicked you. Level high five. Well, that was satisfying. We're 36-year-old men, aren't we? Sweet Chuck says we should clone ourselves. I've always wanted to get punched by a Weezy clone. I'll go get a Weezy clone for you. Okay. Okay. Hello, I'm a clone of Weezy Waiter. You reckon this edit really easy for me? I don't know what you mean. You ready to be punched? I think I'm ready. Okay. My dreams are coming true. That was good. Phoenix wants us to scream for four minutes, which is the thing that I feel like doing anyway. After this week. Okay. All right. Three, two, one. Michael wants us to kiss. We did it. We did it. Lucy says make old man noises. I think that this is the main old man noise. I knew that. Well, it's time to go. I don't know why you feel the need to tighten up when you're standing up. Because I can talk normal while standing up or sitting down. But sometimes I will actually go like this. It's like, I gotta concentrate on not pooping right now. Suni says pillow fight. Michael Aranda suggests a day in the life of Oran Green starring Hank Green as dad and Craig Benzine as baby. Craig, thanks for joining me on this exceptionally weird episode of Vlogbrothers in which I distract myself from the current state of the world. You're welcome. I'm here for you, Hank. And thanks for letting me be here instead of, you know, probably in a gutter somewhere. That's where I'd be. He might be in a hotel room changing pants. Are you saying my pants are dirty? Well, thanks for joining us. What do we say at the end of the videos? John, I'll see you on Tuesday. Did you wink? I did. Yeah. And there's a longer version of this video also on Hank's channel.