 Well, this isn't Scotland. And ain't no Scotland. I am so Robert from Doctor Who series 2, episode 2's and claw. Hey! Specky! Where are you going? Do you keep moving for God's sake? Hello sir, come for the upgrade program have we lovely chubbly? No! I was told there was a werewolf that needs slaying. I forgot my gun! It does come up with some clever lies to get you folks in. Well, all I can really say is that your future lies. It's that thing. That. Ain't no werewolf. What the hell is that? It's just a bit of tarp. Not the bloody sheet! What's behind it? Like I said. Finally managed to slip away from you, did it? Sorry! I thought you were someone else. Do I want to know who you thought I was? Are you sure? We have a date. You make it sound so innocent. No doubt plenty of debauchery will be hand. Oh yes! I mean, what's the only need to do? Well, best give us some warning. Anyone who gets close to you gets burned. Oh, you melodramatic look. When will you accept that what I did was for the thrill of the game? It wasn't. It was purely to feed your ever hungry ego with an easy victory. I could have died. But importantly, you didn't. So suck it up. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I wish I could believe that. Good luck with Miss Shaw. And, um, be careful with all those candles. Oh, relax. I know exactly what I'm doing. Oh, my giddy aunt. You know, you really need a new catchphrase, Trout. Shut up. Fuck you. It's going to be a good day today. I can feel it. So much for that. That's right. And read a book or something, I don't know. Oh, great. Never mind. Ignore the movie, Manathon. I guess we'll just play chess or punch each other or something. My thanks. Oh, what? Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Did you see that? Really? All right. Back-up generators. Online. Why can't it ever be a happy colour? Bracewell report. Does it keep disappearing off to? Right. Miss Shaw report. There appears to be a couple small signs of power throughout the road. I suggest emergency lockdown measures, sir. An excellent idea. I'll use the backup power to let folks know. I hate to admit it, but you were right. This was the perfect time for candles. Pency protocols. So until power is returned, all doors will be locked tight, except for our further instructions. Looks like you're stuck here till the power comes back on. Is there anybody here? Looks like there's Doctor Who road films. Oh, hello, Mr Finch. I'm Mr Crane, and if you'd like to step right this way for your chips, you must try some this time. Play track 200. No, sir. Sorry, sir. Just, uh, can't resist. Terribly sorry about that, sir. You see, we were falling behind, so I took liberty, as I know you like, a tight schedule, as it were, to add a few more chambers. But when I activated them, they sort of overloaded everything. Sorry. The unit fucks of activated for the sabrement to invade. Oh, come on. Don't talk like that. You're moffat. You've got a biggest brain in the bloody universe, as you creep showed. How could this plan fail anyway? There you are, sir. All cyber units in attack formation. Quick march! You know, I do the whole, I don't like it, joke, with your flat, but considering all the flats have the same layout and general furnishings, it wouldn't make much sense, would it? Good thing I didn't make that joke, as I'm making it now, sort of. You, uh, be all a cup of tea. How are you going to boil it? It's an electric kettle. Do you, uh, do you want a banana? Yes, please. Oh, yes, a man of culture. So, you can be nice. Takes a bit of doing, but I'll get there at the end. What exactly are you looking for? I'm going to get the power back on. Can't say I trust all this quiet and darkness myself. But you're not fearful. Oh, no. I mean, usually it's quite the opposite. Normally I'd dive right into the unknown, like Elsa. But usually it's helpful to see first, so... Yeah. So, you're searching for a torch? Not quite, no. Oh, I'm searching for... Small crystal. Well, unless that's part of an engagement ring for Liz Shaw when she arrives, I can't imagine that'll be terribly useful. This is power! Oh, wait, no, sorry. I got this. Here we are. Gross, but it does the job. Now we're recharging about two minutes. What's the wait? Do you want the last banana? Right, there appears to be only three places in the whole world that has power still. The first one's unit. Shock of all shocks. The second is Tom Baker's flat. Check's out. Yeah, Tom could be in the middle of a tornado and still get decent Wi-Fi. And the last one... No. It's on Tennant's floor. Well, I guess we've got a split up then. I mean, one of them has got to be the key to turning the power back on. And then we can get back to the Bantz. Bantz will be saved at all costs. I better go see Tennant. I mean, that boy just in case he steps out of line needs a firm slap. You are your third mother's daughter. I'll enter unit then. I've learnt to just leave Tom Baker to his Tom Baker-ness. But, hang on. I mean, the door's still locked. So how are we supposed to... Meet you back here with the powers on! And the shy said to her, Well, what are you going to do about it? And she shot me right in the face! What a strange bat mitzvah. It was. Oh, it's a lot. It arose out. It's been a while. It's been longer since I've seen you two happy together. What's happened? Well, not to worry you, but we've had a few orange juices. And tequila's for the record. But, no, it's funny how a power cut can bring people closer together. Hubbubbed. Oh, how's that crystal coming along? A few more minutes and it should be recharged. Shouldn't need another burp too, so it's lucky for the ozone layer. So that's what the blip was. What? Me and Chris split up to look for power so we could turn it back on. And because of that, signs pointed here. And you came for me. But I say, an excellent choice, Miss Tyler. Hashtag not my tenant otherwise, oh my god, yes. Anyway, you kept this crystal since, what, 2006? Oh, I stole all sorts of the set. Well, I say stole. I mean, it all ended up here anyway, didn't it? I also stole a lot of stuff anyway. I didn't really know when to stop. Clearly. Well, whilst tenants burp does its thing, we need a way of passing the timey-wimey, so Rose, do you fancy a hobnob or something? Or my knob. For Rose, not you, sorry. Must you do that whilst I'm staring at your taut buttocks? Enjoy the view, that's the best in the room. Oh, thanks, Rose. I knew I should have gone to uni. You used that to get one of the screens working. I want to see if Chris is okay. You don't look well, Bracewell. Did Daughter Bella stand you up? Shut up! Struck and nervous, didn't I? I'm sorry if I did. Heartbreak can be tough. You have no right. Standing where Alistair stood. Bracewell, what's going on? I was hoping that people would see you for the idiot you are and have you disbarred right away. Chum, aren't we? You, Liz? He's grown on me. I mean, he's not perfect, but with practice... No! Your position should have been filled with someone with military experience. Let me guess, someone like you, Paisley? Well, perhaps. I'd like to see you try. You just might. Ten seconds. Until what? Until the invasion begins. Hold on, I thought you wanted units control. But now you'd want to try to destroy it. Make up your mind, man! It won't be destroyed. I was insured a position. By who? By who? So you don't like it? Fine. I mean, we've chatted. We share worries. No offence. None taken. But we are friends. And I hope you're spared. Taking one step into a new land and saying DC's mine now is not how you claim land, sir. Tell that to the British. Oh yeah, because the British Empire's still on top form, isn't it? We have a legion of thousands of cybermen ready to set upon Doctor. Cybermen have a concept of banter. I'm so sorry about him. I'm sure you can see now why I wanted him, you know, murdered. All humans will be taken for upgrading. Resistance will not be... All except for me, of course. I will repeat. All for upgrading. Resistance will not be tolerated. But there must be some sort of confusion. This wasn't the agreement here. The cyber. It's your master. He'll tell you. We are the two no one. We're ensured. Remember. Cue. All that thing going faster. If we do it now, the road stays plunged in darkness. We have to time it right. Watch, you're not. It was never the best spin-off. Point me in the direction of the door. It's time I told you the story of one hell of a bird. Yeah, straight ahead. I was expecting more. Go back in there. Where do we go? Chris said that Rose will be waiting for us. Yes, but he didn't say where. Well, do you still have Rose's number from her birthday? Will not come with me. Alright, first door on your left and then your in. No. Not really my style. The Cybermen will have started their invasion, which means every flap is a target. Any resilience will be met with, well, deletion. And I think we all know that our fellow doctors and companions won't go down without a bit of fisticuffs. One, two, and a three. I'm good at boxing. Goodness me, don't like that. Oh, that's what I've been hearing. I thought I was going mad. Well, matter than usual, but you get my point. We must be everywhere. Feeding off our power and transferring it straight to the Cybermen. We need to do something and do it now. Please finish me sense for me, humdakker. Yeah, you say that, but what is your plan exactly? What is it? Oh, right, yes, sorry, plan two. Best weapons in the universe. Day-way days. I'm yourselves. We have defeated the Cybermen multiple times on multiple planets. We just have to learn from ourselves and do it all over again. So, ah, spread out and start helping. We have series seven. Who was that? I can't tell. That would be me. Obviously, one second. James Corden, you're in there. I know you are. Do you hear that? No, no. That's your baby. Little storm again, dark lord of all. That'll undo a horrific upgrade. Listen. You hear it. Come on. Look, the Cybermen didn't get much play in my era. Just be thankful it wasn't the overpowered iron man he once was. Yeah, those ones. Sorry, anyway. You're gonna be all right. Oh, I'll be. It appears the 10th crystal mixed with the Cyberman's gloating from earlier has switched on the computer. So, I'll keep an eye on all of you from here. We'll make a leader of you yet. Just get out! Am I still alive? What are you not saying? Why? Oh, it's not. I need answers. Right, question then. Is it logical to fill in the gaps of the Siberian's memory? Yes. Then let's help each other here. Answer for an answer. You tell me what I need to know and I'll give you the vital information of how to take everyone in this world out. What do you say? I'll let you go first to prove it. Not one at a time. My girl! I like my girl. My girl's much better. Who let it through? His name is not known. Right, but you must have met him. What's he look like? It is not your turn. Stop playing go fish for the five-year-old. Go on. Elaboration required. As per your previous answer, do we squash the rebellion? You don't do it one at a time. You've got to get them all at once. My girl, Dan, describe who let you through. So uncivilised. I apologise, but I'm really sick of these things. Mark Gaitis! I haven't seen you since... Phase two. Moffat's Revenge. Yes. It's been a long time from the original world. Well, it's escaped. Is there more? Do you want to see? See what? A little turd in the dead hole? Oh, I love being self-referential. Don't worry. This part of the cyber factory is off the maps. Thanks to me. Take me back! There's a foreign cyber invasion happening! Hey, Chris? Yeah? Shut up and look out the window. Still here? Look, we don't have long. He can see when interdimensional jumps are made. So. Here we go. Exposition dump time. This is... Hello, Father. I've clogged it. Right. Back to bed. I never get any blessed sleep around here. If you understand that if they get through this fortification of yours, then we get horrifically upgraded, yes? Very much so. Hence why I've done something about it. What's your excuse? A lack of practice. Thanks, BBC. Come on, Sidemen, in unit would've been sick. Give me now! I still don't understand the use of the plastic sheet. Oh, style points. Oh, OK, right. The only sensible way of doing things is... A grater! Eat a hand. Piss off! Don't eat him. It's all right, Tegan. I won't let anything happen to you. Again. Wait, what? I shouldn't worry a smith! Ow, dear. That's, uh, has to be several marks. I, uh, might have to apologize. I'm not explaining how I rushed. It's long. I'm gonna go. There's probably more people that need my help. Ta-da! Tegan! OK, what the p- Just a little bit more. The cyber factory will be in worths' shape than Peter K. circuit 2006. Reference again. I watched back everything that happened the day you left on Chibnall's secret little camera thingies. What the hell was he hiding those? I looked everywhere for him. I-I knew he had some. I just couldn't find him. Inside the Oods' corneas. Dear God. They would never have happy stories to them. Stay focused! After you left and everything transpired, the BBC cut off all access to the road, to and from. So people like me who survived until returned. But how? He died. We all saw it. It seems that instead of inflicting large amounts of damage, John Hertzgern merely teleported him elsewhere. Never really explained, though. Just got work building this place. But it doesn't make sense! At least we have each other. Allies against Mothat. He's been a pret to both of us, so... let's say we take him down once and for all. You know... funny you should say that. Scan me for cybernetics! Many years ago I grappled with your kind and I was upgraded. Luckily all the nasty niggly bits are gone. But... you have just reminded me of the one remaining attribute. I cannot believe I forgot about that! Alert! Alert! Broke element in unknown sector! He must be deleted! I'm sorry about this case. Delete! Full time. Any more, though? Cheers, Cyberman. You did the last long, didn't you? It's too early! What do you think's gonna happen, Professor? I don't know. The chances are it'll be a reference to silver nemesis. So we know it can't be good. You win! It appears you're out of time. What was all that about? Nothing. Suddenly not anything important. Anyway, let's burn the body, burn the body! My help is not needed. Lishaw away! I love the energy I do, but... you have not even made a dent, mate. Is there not even a crack? No. Here we go. Bloody hell! I'm on Dusty and Cyberman! Er, it's not. Er, is it not? Oh, well. You're still blind, then. Oh, god! As opposed to these two guns... Looks like you might need some help there, lad! Sure that all you've got is Captain Rubberface, isn't it? Oh, shut the fucks up. Who are you talking to? I think... I think my vision's coming back to me. Do you need a hand? Good to see you're back. I mean, admittedly you all didn't help that much, everyone. Oddly seem to have everything under control, but... you know what? It's the thought that counts. Wee! Morphat's alive, my Morphat, the evil one. I don't know where he is, but no one is safe. I don't know his plan. You're using the old road, it's still there. Look, we need to regroup. I can't... When they come...