 We are back on CFM. It's been, it's been what boys? Three years? Three years we are back on CFM boys. We are back all the way. Madden season is kind of dead. Muts getting a little ridiculous. Trying to keep some interest going. We're going to rock some CFM, but one of the problems with this CFM boys, we got thrown into a season that we didn't draft. We didn't pick this team. This team sucked. Whoever this owner was kind of quit. You know, I'm, I'm kind of, this is a, this is a rebuild change around a team that I didn't draft. You know, they, they fired the GM. They fired the coach. They're bringing a professional to save the team. We got some pieces to work with boys. Are you guys ready to be introduced to the Minnesota Vikings of 2024? Are you guys ready to see what we got, what we're cooking with? We got some gas. All right, boys. We got some gas. It is the Vikings, Super L, not a lot of swag involved with the Vikings, but that's why we're here. I'll show you guys this team as we are in free agents right now. I'm trying to pick up some free agents. I'm trying to pick up some free agents, but let me show you guys this roster real quick. You see it, Minnesota Vikings draft central. We were three and 14 next year. We have a high pick. I think we have the fifth pick. So the draft is in about an hour. So we got times to tweak the team, figure it out. I need your guys help. Honestly, I'm really worried about how the game plays. It's kind of like regs, but abilities are kind of a little more frequent, worried about how the game plays, but we'll figure it out. That's what we got a season to do, right? This league is pretty good. We got some big bully guys in here, problems in this league. We got my is in my division. The winner last year was like cerebral victory or something. He went undefeated the whole year and won. So there's definitely some tough ass players in this CFM. So we got to go ahead and really dial it in. The biggest piece we have is Kyler Murray. We have Kyler Murray absolute stud. You know, we don't really like Kyler Murray that much in real life, but we're going to make them tough. And the thing I think they gave everybody have quarterbacks. Every quarterback has abilities. Like every quarterback has like five abilities. So Kyler Murray literally has everything except quarterback playmaker. I couldn't get that. And you can change the abilities once you get them. Once you, once you like get an ability, unlock it, level up enough, you can change it to whatever you want. So Kyler Murray has every ability you could pick. So he's going to be a stud. I thought about maybe even trading him, finding ourselves a new big strap, getting a bunch of defensive pieces for Kyler Murray. But because everybody has quarterbacks, I'm not sure that that's an option. You know, I don't know. Maybe I'll put some whispers out there and see, but this guy is just too good not to not to keep, you know, running back. We got Joe mixing, but we have Joe mixing. He's in the free agents. So he's in the free agents. I didn't wasn't able to stop, but he's mine. We got Joe mixing. We got Joe mixing. He is our running back. He's actually a stud. I was thinking about trading him too, but nobody really bid him off or so. We're back wide receivers where we're actually pretty strong here, boys. We're actually pretty strong. We got Tim Patrick, six foot four, decent speed. We got Quezz Watkins, 97 speed and rags is crazy good. We got Mackenzie Short, but fast. And we got Will Fuller, the fifth. So our wide receivers are definitely good enough. Without a doubt, they're strong. It's a strong group of men here at wide receiver tight end. My Steelers fans, we got Fire Moooooth. I don't know if we'll play him or we'll rock for wide receivers. We'll see. Our offensive line sucks, but every offensive line kind of sucks. And that's one thing I'm worried about because of like edge threats and under pressures. And like, I think that's just going to be ridiculous. Can you guys just bear? I think, you know, trying to play double edge threat teams is just ridiculous. So we'll see. Yeah, it's going to be nasty. It's going to be absolutely nasty. But here we go. Our defensive line is awful. We have Franklin Myers. I have no idea. We have I am by Dejo. We have Dre Greenlaw, who this guy decided will play defensive end with absolutely no pass rushing abilities. I mean, this is miserable to pick Dre Dre Greenlaw and put him at the end. Right? I mean, what are we doing here? This is a off ball linebacker. You put him at the end, just ruined him. We got Derek Brown, who actually has an ability. He has like, I actually was able to get like double or nothing on him. So he's a decent detackle. So we can fight a little bit with that, right? Boys like, I got this a weak as defensive front. Our linebacker suck. None of these guys can play. We have Miles Jack. If you guys remember, we got this guy, Jevin White, who has 89 speed. I have no idea. But if you're a linebacker, you can't play, right? We got Miles Jack. If you guys remember, he was on the big strap squad. He was one of the more linebackers. The best thing about Miles Jack is that he gets two abilities, but he doesn't get lurker. So he won't jump. So is he usable? We'll find out. We'll find out, man. We'll find out. I put pick artists on him and like secure tackler. 86 speed is probably too slow and like, I don't know. Corners were kind of stacked. I'll be honest, boys. We are kind of stacked the corner. We have Snead Gaming. This is our best player. And we got Jamele Dean, who's 95 speed. He's in free agent. I wasn't able to resign him, but he's on my team. So we have two 95 speed corners. That's actually really tough in CFM, boys. If you guys know, and rags, that's super tough. We got William Jackson, too, with 92 speed. We got this dude, Crop. We got good secondary, like fast enough players to play in the secondary for sure. McKinney is safety. Probably won't play. We got these young guys, Stevens and my man, Greg Jr. Greg Jr. might be a staple of the team. Greg Jr. might be a staple of the team right here. Greg Jr. I don't know. We'll see how it goes, boys. We'll see how it goes. But all in all, what would you guys give this team out of 10? We can work with it. That's how I feel. I feel like we can win. We can definitely make playoffs. We can definitely make the playoffs, boys. If we run into a good player with past rushes, we might be SOL. All right? It's like our offensive line is in shambles. Our defensive line is in shambles. Our linebackers are, yeah, my trenches are weak. I got the pretty stuff. You know, the trenches are weak. Now, this is where I'll tell you guys, is we have the draft coming up here. That will be marked down tonight and in this video, the draft because I have decent DBs and decent wide receivers. Listen, boys, what are we going to do in the draft? What are we going to do with the fifth overall pick? Are we going to grab a line? That's kind of wild in CFM. Are we going to grab a D? I would love a D line. And that's a beast. I don't really know how the draft pool works. Let's take a look at it. Let's take a look at quarterback. I don't need a quarterback. I'm going to rock with Kyler Murray unless he sucks. Halfback. We're not getting wide receiver. I see nobody that tall that makes me really that excited. All right. We got the fifth pick, 38th. It looks like my standard picks right here. No seventh round pick, six, 38, 70. Those are my numbers, boys. Those are my numbers. Six, 38, 70. I tried to get some free agents. Let me show you guys sign for it. I'll show you who I'm plotting on. All right. These are my boys. I want this wide receiver named Dan Chizzie. Dan Chizzie is six, three, 95 speed. Dan Chizzie, that's my man. I want to get Dan Chizzie. I don't even want to show people about Dan Chizzie because, you know, the other crabs in here, they're going to go try to get them. So I might not get Dan Chizzie. Then I was going to grab my man Mo Rigg. He might still be tough. You know, he might still be tough. But these are my guys right here. Jamel Dean and Mixon. They'll be on my team for sure. Two studs. Now that's all I really want. And you know, I'm not a big free agent guy. I want to pick my players in the draft. So let's go back to the draft. I would grab a corner if like we could get a corner to be honest. They let you, the things you can buy is one superstar development for a player. And you can make a player five years younger too. Like if you had Tom Brady, you could make them five years younger. So you could buy a superstar development for one player and then one bum ass player. So somebody that's under like 75, you can buy superstar development. So I don't know who I'd use it on. Miles Burke, six foot threes. This is going to be a top pick in the draft. 4.37, six foot three corner right here. I feel like he's going to go top three in the draft right here. If he's there at six, we're grabbing Miles. All right. Is it crazy stupid to pick a Olimon? Is it crazy stupid? All right. They never get abilities. All right. All right, Steven Cosby, the Cosby man. Elite speed four, five, 40 Cosby. Do we hit him with the pill? Cosby? Oh, Cosby? Is this our number one guy here? Finesse moves B, hit power high, block shedding a little low. I can't lie, boys, the draft is looking weak as s***. So I got Kyler Murray, Omaha, hot rod master, threat detector, fearless, gunslinger, pass lead elite. This idiot had dashing dead eye instead of threat detector. A little crazy. All right. We got Mixon. Mixon, is he cracked? We got Mixon with tank and evasive. Bro, he's definitely, bro, you know, he's getting f***ed, guys. Energizer evasive. Let's get it. Seen enough. Fant, Noah Fant. I got Fant. I got James. He's giving some more money since they're giving $40 million to that white guy. Somebody just said they got Quentin Nelson for me. For Miles Jack and my first. Is Quentin Nelson good? That's tough. I don't know who this is. What do you guys think? Am I trading my first round pick for a guard? I feel like that's super boring. I feel like Twitch and YouTube will absolutely kill me. They will laugh at me. I mean, he's a 92 overall superstar development. Secure protector and threat detector. So I can check. Dude, this is, I mean, I feel like this is a smart move. He has the 14th pick. What do you guys think about a swap? A swap and Nelson? How about I trade Jack for his 14th overall pick? I do want Nelson, but it takes away the whole draft pretty much, right? If I trade for Nelson, I don't have a first round pick and all that. I'm going to get players like my whole draft is going to be Quentin Nelson. I will never, do you guys understand? I will never have a pick in the top 10 again. Do we understand that? Okay, here's his final offer. Quentin Nelson and his first for my whole draft, first, second, and third. So I'll get Quentin Nelson and the 14th pick in the draft and I'll be done. I'll have picked 14 and I have Quentin Nelson. Chad is telling me yes. And then I can trade Miles Jack for 31. So I have 14 and 31. What do we think boys? I feel like that's good comms. I feel like that's good comms from the boys. Jack got to go with that guy. Damn, Jack is in the deal. Hold up. See now this guy clearly in the chat. So I can't get 31, but I'll have 14 and Quentin Nelson. I feel like that's a dub, boys. First of all, let me tell you this right now. I learned this from CSFM. Yo, second, third, fourth, fifth round. No, them suck. Okay. We can't even pick seven good players for the first round. I don't give this about two, three, four. I don't care to be honest. I really don't. Y'all are nasty right now, bro. I feel like it's a good deal. I think the smart move is going to be trading for Quentin Nelson. If I want to win a championship, Quentin Nelson solidifies my offense. Okay. I also feel like it's kind of boring, but if I can wind up with two secure protectors with Kyler Murray and our boys, I feel like we would go nuts. Well, essentially we have our other guy to play left tackle. We'll put Quentin Nelson at right tackle and we'll be able to like get the edge threats down. Edge threats only work on the edge. There's only two edge threats. You don't need five secure protectors. I don't know what game you guys have been playing for four or five years now. I don't know. I get pick 14. So I drop back eight spots in the draft. I don't have my second round pick or my third round pick go to, but I get Quentin Nelson and I get and I lose a linebacker. Okay. Send. All right. This is what he sent. Okay. Done. Done deal. 94 overall Quentin Nelson except I'm doing it. I sent it. I sent it. We are on the clock, boys, or we are on the next pickup. We're on deck. We're on deck right now. Five cam. I bet this dude picks a offensive coordinator or something like dog. Let's figure it out, bro. We got two minutes. It's got CFM. It's not life or death here, dude. You're picking just pick one. Like the day I take the whole clock, Greg Nicholas quarterback. All right. Do I hit pick player here or pick player? Right? It's going to bring me back to my draft board, right? I'm like panicking right now. We get a little more dots and thank God. I didn't say about him for like the last five minutes. Thank God we got him. Thank God, dude. A plus finesse move, block shed, everything. Thank God, dude. I didn't say I didn't want him to get I know he I probably would have picked this guy. I probably would have picked this guy at six. I wouldn't pick them at six if I kept six. By the way, chat, do we agree that we wanted this guy was our number one outside of Cosby? Cosby was our man. Oh, he's normal. Well, I can just pay to get him superstar since I traded for a superstar tackle, right, boys? Okay. Hey, excuse me. Can I pay for my superstar? Yeah. Suck it. How about that? Let's go. Strength, speed, acceleration is there. Is it not there? This is who we would have picked if we stayed at six. The way the draft broke down, this is who we would have got at six. We traded for Quinn Nelson and got our guy at six at 14. That's what we do, boys. They bring me in to save Minnesota. They bring me in to save this franchise. We get it done on the first night. We have put pieces in place the first night. Yeah, I'm about to play right now, man. Can I do my damn depth chart? Opening day keys. What do we got? Speak to the media. It's opening day this week. Your fresh start for every team around the league. Will you be focusing on the same? What's the key to victory? Offense or defense? Dominating offense. Okay. All right. I'm over this. All right. Oh, he's ready. Let's go. This is the worst swagged out team of all time right now, dude. Let's see what the boys got. Let's see what the boys got. Jacobs, I don't know who the hell you are, but let's see if you make an impact. Okay. You look a little shifty. Okay. Nice. Why do I have Mackenzie right there, bro? That's like a nasty spot there on Mackenzie. Move! Move! Fire move, man. I need something out of you, kid. Fire move, bro. Someone you, kid. Someone you. Move! There's literally no way I use fire move. Do I? Do I use him? I mean, he's 83 speed. I feel like I should put somebody better there. Against all these guys with seven inside shades and one step ahead, it's like, what am I supposed to do here? This is going to be a shitty game because this guy just, from that, yeah, single back bunch, we're going to get just like, run, run, run, run, run, run. Who the f*** is doing? What a playmaker from hell, wasn't it? Wasn't an absolute playmaker from hell? They give him the guy 30 yards down the field to playmaker. What am I playing right now, dude? Where is my pass rush, dog? Like, what a lucky piece of f***ing play. Good job. Round of applause for this guy. Good tackle, kid. God! That was my fault. That was user error. That was user error. I was asked for that. Look at LeMond Dodson getting in there. Let's go, man. This is a f***ing nightmare. Oh, for the learn-how theory of thumb works. Good play, bro. There's no way you kick this f***ing field. Well, why am I in this league, dude? Holy s***. There's just no way on a Sunday night you kick this field. Okay. Okay. Like, the whole team came through. The whole team just, everybody just run through my backfield right there. Does anybody know? Does anybody have comms? How this dude got Elam in the game? What the f*** is this game-playing player s***, man? Yo, get me off of this s***. Oh, my God. I mean, what type of press was this? Dog. It ain't no way in hell. There's just no way in hell. My man got pressed that f***ing sleep like that. This is, this is disgusting. This is disgusting. This is, this is absolutely disgusting. This is the worst team ever assembled. I thought this team was good. I really thought this team was good on paper. Mooth. I can't lie. Mooth going kind of nuts a little bit. Hold up, though. Mooth is going nuts a little bit. Like a little bit of nuts. Like a little bit of nuts. I really don't think, I really don't think he's good. I mean, when he's going crazy, I mean, I don't know who his receivers are and why they could possibly burn me. I really have no idea. Like, okay, that was a deep, that was a deep blue out there. Okay. Okay, the boys. The boys. He don't like this. What is going on, dog? I've never seen just run by with Claypool. All right, man. All right. All right. Obviously, this is like a different mode I'm playing right now. Obviously, there's some crazy s*** going on where when you shade up, they just don't, they just run by him every time, no matter what. Apparently, I'm playing easy mode or something. I didn't press. I didn't buy s***. All right. So, no more. This s*** absolutely got awful. Claypool is 91 speed. Just roasting me. Good hit, dude. You're talented. Oh, now I'm going to run cover four now out of this because, you know, I'm f***ing lost. Jesus Christ in heaven. Oh yeah, my cover four is unstoppable, dude. Watch out for me, man. I love playing CFM. Awesome. Watch out for my cover four. Holy s***. Yeah, my three-man rush. We're playing here, dude. Dog, I can't even click. This is s***. Something is like dog. I swear to God, something's so busted right now. All right, come on, man. For some reason, I'm like hot routing. I'm hot routing DB, hot routing dumbass hot routes that I normally don't. Like, it's like I might have a conductor on and I'm accidentally doing s***. Oh my God, I'm going to lose my s***, man. The mother is, he started blocking the blip. I swear to God, I'm going to like, oh my God, man. Good tackles, boys. No, this is the worst I've ever played. He's 10 yards off of him. He's 10 yards to f*** off of him game. Like, what are we doing? This guy is playing like the biggest clitoris in the history of CFM. How does he have fun playing this football game? How does he have any type of joy playing this s***? Like, we're not even trying to go to ball. Like, we're not even trying to run a f*** play. Like, not another inside zone, maybe. I mean, who knows? I could break one. Like, I wouldn't even want to go to have a beer with this guy. I wouldn't, I don't even want to like, associate with this f***ing human being. I cannot believe how easily my defense is just getting ran the f*** by. God f***, dude. Oh my God, man. I'm going to lose my f***ing mind. I am going to lose my f***ing mind, Randy. Mike Martz himself just gets me with the baby. Oh, we're going to put two streaks now. There's just no f***ing way, dude. There's just, he dropped it. There is no f***ing way that he just, I mean, you cannot stop streaks. I don't know what to do about him. Like, how fast is this f***ing guy? I need to know. We were backed off 10 yards with the deep blue on the inside and this dude still just walked right by like, this is f***ing insane. He got 298 speeders. They're 5'9", all right. All right, I've seen enough. There's just no f***ing way, bro. It's just no f***ing way! Bro, what am I? I can't. Yo, take me out this f***ing league. There is just no f***ing way. He's 10 yards off in a like, dog, what? No, I can't, I can't play Madden like this. I literally can't play this game. I can't. Y'all got it. I cannot play this. There is no f***ing way that is real. I got 10 yards off of deep blue. What am I supposed to do? Like, what other, but what am I supposed to do right there other than a deep blue 10 yards off? Do I have an option? Do I have an option other than deep, like, dog? Nah, not for me, G. Not for me. I guess we just got to press and play two men under, I guess. I really don't know to stop it. Like, I tried backed off man. I tried backed off deep third. I've tried like, what are my other options here, boys? Now, back to defense. What's crazy though, if I did have knockout, bro, none of these f***ing be caught. Why is my dude, like, not manned up on? Touchdown. This is the most age f***ing f***ing ever. Yo, the deep zone don't work. Yo, the deep zone doesn't work. It doesn't work. I tried that on that fourth down. It has to be two men under. The problem was he just quick snapped. I tried to play to run a little bit and he just quick snapped the f***ing two streak play. Like, this is the most nasty s*** in the world. Good blocking, bro. That was great. Man, I got to get out of bounds there. Snap the f***ing ball, dude. Move! Dude, move kind of going crazy though. Move is kind of low key, like, carrying the boys. I shouldn't even move these guys in a box like this. I really shouldn't. No huddle. Come on. You see the body? You see the body? Quezz! That's why we got mixing, baby. Come on! Come on! Ball! Oh! Gun tray, why flex? I'll tell you what. You got it, partner. You can die. You can win. I got nothing else to say to you. You want to run, run. Yup. F***ing bombs, bro. Just just bombs that play to s***. There we go. Who's that? Who's 91? Lamont? Dotson. 98. Dotson. I'm not f***ing with the safeties, bro. You burned me deep with those guys. You got it. Go get them Dotson. Go get them Dotson. You don't got nothing. Pick. Click me on the go- Dude! How did you click me on the- Like, why would they not click me on the guy that was manned up right there? Oh, this is good. This is his bread and butter right here. Oh, he don't like this. He don't like this. Oh, okay. I'm learning CFM now. I'm learning. I'm learning. Dotson, this is your time, Dotson. And I'll be honest, the long sleeves on my user are cracked. Can we go with him? Are we gonna go with this guy out here? I always miss that hit stick. I hate- I hate stupid s*** like that. Why is the man not running with him and make me panic? Why am I panicking? Why do you not run with him? Just stupid s*** like that, dude. No, but it's just so- I had to- I had to like guard outside so much right there. God, dude. This guy is gonna be happy going all the time. Let's go, Stevens. Dotson! Dotson! There's no way you're gonna be big man now. You was little man all day. You were little man all day. Ah, yeah. All right, little man. That's what we like to see, little man. Yeah, the little man showing up. Oh, look at that little man playing football. Oh, he's so cute. Oh, I'm cute. My little actor. My field goal. He's so cute. Oh, a cute little man. Good job, buddy. Pat him on the back. You think he played Madden like that? Imagine this guy playing Call of Duty or something. I don't like nothing right now. I don't like being in a little field. Oh, I've never seen somebody dive like that, dude. We're walking this off here. All right, thanks. Good game. We got a- bro, I'm so afraid. I'm kicking deep. I'm kicking deep here. I swear to God. Shade up, shade up, shade up, shade up, shade up, shade up. GGs. GGs, GGs, GGs. Do I need some defense? I couldn't stop anything. Bro, I didn't- it took me- it took me how many times to realize I just cannot cover streaks. 547 yards passing. I do a pick. Those seven touchdowns. Marquis Brown had almost 300 yards on me. Just shucking the ball up. It's just- and then Claypool burnt me one time. Dog, third and 10. We are shaded up right here. I don't know why he even played like inside- outside like that. You see that? Like, it was weird. It was a weird first half. I had to learn a little bit. I mean, he kicked way too many field goals. Like, for real, you don't win football games by kicking field goals. You really don't win football games by kicking field goals, boys. Do we see that? I kicked no field goals. All touchdowns. He kicked one, two, three, four, five field goals. He kicked five field goals. What's crazy is if he turned one of those field goals into a touchdown, it would have been more than two field goals. See? Muth went crazy a little bit. Mixin' won us the game low-key on that two-point conversion with the run. Mixin' caught the ball. Like, I do the ball to Mixin' a lot. What do we put on Muth? Possession? I like possession. Short route running. That's what I think. What do we think, boys? We like Vert? All right, say no more. Whoa! Chat knows. Chat knows. He's a star. Like, when do I get- when do I get abilities on this guy? McKinney could use speed. That's what he really need. He got none of it. 50 points. 50 to 43. 559 yards. I did have a turnover on a pick on just a bad play by me. I overthought one play and fat-fingered it. Player stats. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. What do my boys have out there? Kyler Murray, 547. Tutty?