 You're a glutton for punishment. Well, I would like to see if there's one version of Satan's Asphalt that I didn't like. My first two directions get it. I'm Corbin. I'm Ashley. I'm Rick. And you can follow us on Instagram and Twitter on our juicy content. It's so juicy. Live and in the flesh. And today, you can chalk this one up to bad life decisions. We've decided to... Which is fine to me that this is what we're doing as a follow-up to the last thing we did where the penalty for the loser of the penifory eating contest had to down. So you're like, you're a glutton for punishment. Well, I would like to see if there's one version of Satan's Asphalt that I didn't like. But we have as many flavors as I could find. I had to order most of these, not these two, from India on eBay. And so we have seven flavors here. Some are candies and we got Coke. We got pomegranate. Seven diddy sins. There are a few others that I don't believe the company makes anymore. Like lemon that I wasn't able to get. Bummer. Bum. I think lemon or lime. I like that. And there's a few specialty ones that I wasn't able to get. I'm sure I should get them in India, but sorry. We're going to try each of these and rank them in order from... Worst to make. Satan's asshole to... Okay, I guess. For those of you new to this and haven't seen, our first exposure to Hajmola was Corbin and I doing an Indian food thing. And we both had an extremely visceral, deeply negative impact about Hajmola. That hasn't changed for Corbin. No. Her first attempt at it, she actually kind of liked it. My third or second or third taste of it, I was shocked that I actually kind of liked it. Enjoy it. Yeah, actually it's like... Who knows how many of these you'll like. I won't like mint. We're going to try the ones because we've obviously tried these two. So we'll try these first, I guess. The regular one. It's bootylicious. This is the original. This is the original. I must say... The dude on the front, it reminds me of the little kid on the cracker we did. But look, like hold that up, right? And he's like, I don't... It's like... Come on Hajmola, supposed to let him dissolve. Oh, we're doing it now? Yes. Three, two, one. Oh, it tastes like feet. Well, I don't know whose feet you have in your mouth. If you don't want to... They need to watch. If you don't want to eat all of them, I have a trash can over here. I don't want to have seven that I eat. Yeah. So, where should we rank this one? It's number one because it's the only one we've had. I put it in the last place. So I guess this will be worse because this will be best. Let's put it... Right in the middle. Right in the middle. Emily or Tamron? They all have Tamron, but this is the Tamron flavor one. Yeah, I don't get it, but that's what it is. Okay, I'm not the only ones. We've had them both. Yeah. Why don't I remember this? Because... We've had them both, Rick. These didn't taste any different. That was my... That's what I thought. That's why I'm like, really? Because I don't remember a different tasting Hajmola. Well, here we go. Slaucha. Slaucha. This one's not as hard. I like this one least. Oh, really? Less. Least? No. I guess least. This one has a sweetness to it, but they all have... I don't like that sweetness. I do. I don't. I do. I don't. I would put that one ahead, but I still hate it. I put that one ahead. All right. That one, I actually... I'm kind of bummed I had to spit that one out. I actually like the sweetness of it. You don't have to spit it out, Rick. No, because I want us to... Two versus one? You put this one ahead of this one? Yeah, definitely. All right, so we got... I don't dislike this one anymore, but I... This one definitely is a little sweeter. Yeah. It still tastes disgusting, but it's a little bit better than the yellow one, in my opinion. I would use this as a spice in cooking. I'd be cooking something weird, but the flavors of this one would be more like spices. See, this one has the flavors of this one. It's just that it also has some sweetness. This one's... My tongue is like... So now we have ones that we have not tried yet. Correct. So that's exciting, I guess. I love pomegranates. All day ever. One of my favorite ones, pomegranate. Pomegranate is one of my favorite fruits. It is one of the most sensual... Not as good as Indian mangoes. It doesn't smell like a pomegranate. Not at all. No, but I bet it'll be comparable to this because it's got a level of sweetness, so let's bring it on sloucher. It tastes the exact same. Don't taste any pomegranate. Yes. Big. Okay, so let's get... You guys are going to have to figure that out. That tastes like the exact same. The primary flavor is hajmola. It's the tamarind. It's that main through taste, right? This one had, in addition to that main through, it had on top of it sweetness, a singular kind of sweetness. This one has a more enveloping, complex sweetness. I can tell they're trying to give you an actual flavor. This one just tasted sweet. I like this one better than this one. Okay, so y'all are going to have to figure out because it tastes the exact same to me. I like this one better than this one. Rick, dude, you're to be the deciding factor. You want it above this or below purple? I actually like that one. I like that one a little bit more than I like it. Okay, so we got purple. My votes don't matter. Welcome to the world, Ashley! But we are also in America used to strong flavors in terms of artificial flavors. Correct. So like, if it's a watermelon, it tastes... It doesn't really taste like watermelon. It tastes like artificial watermelon. Green apple. It tastes like artificial green apple. And you know the taste of the fake stuff. And it's the only flavor. That's for sure watermelon. So like, to say something, when we put something on our mouth that would say it's pomegranate flavored, we would expect the pomegranate flavor to dominate. Yeah. And that's not the case. Yeah. So maybe that would be weird. But how can you? How do we know? It's a digestive. The haxmola is going to be overpowering at all. That's true. Medina, peppermint! I'm wondering if we'll be able to actually taste them in. I bet. I bet we will. Medina, it's a strong flavor. It's a strong flavor. It's a strong flavor and it's a spice. It's a peppermint, not regular. Yeah, I bet they use peppermint oil. And I bet it's really, I bet it's really strong. You know what I mean? And you can smell it a little bit. Oh, you can smell it. Oh. I am not going to like that. This is probably the one I would probably like the best. I enjoy a mint flavor. You like mint chocolate chip ice cream too. I do. I don't. So does for real. I don't. Well... Give me coffee ice cream. Yes! I'll take coffee ice cream too. Give me mint chocolate chip. It depends on my mood. Wow. Here we go. Sonja! I don't taste mint. I do. I'm trying to. Oh, there it is. Look at you, stomaching Ajmola because of the mint. It's masked the flavor a little bit. That's not bad. Look at you liking Ajmola. That's not terrible. That's the one for you to have after eating, right? I just test that one. I do not like it. The only peppermint that I like is like fresh peppermint or my peppermint essential oil. Fresh peppermint where you just pluck it right off. Pluck it right off that plate. Pluck it right off the plant and chew it. So obviously we're not going to agree on this. I think this is the best. That's the worst. So let's middle it. Free your sight. Yeah, we're not going to agree on this. So... It felt like... But would you put it above or below, Pumper? It's the worst. Below. I don't agree with this. How does it feel not to have your boat matter? I got to say right now... I feel like a woman. My heart? My heart is kind of like reminiscing back to the original Hajmola, man. I think that's my favorite. But you put it below if you put... Well, there was a sweetness I liked about this. It was like new. But like my heart's kind of going to the old standby, man. You're weird. Actually, from what I like, when I talk about it on Twitter, people say like, this is their favorite one. Oh, interesting. Maybe they're joking. I don't know. I don't like cola candies or root beer candies. I think it's nasty. I agree. Yeah, so... They taste bad. Let's see. That looks weird. Condoms! Yeah? Hajmola flavored condoms. Hajmola flavored condoms. Hajmola, why'd you package it like that? Maybe they package it differently than India. That came from India, honey. No, that's not what I meant. Hajmola Trojans. Condoms. Whoa. Looks like poo. That is brown. That has been tainted. They are stickier than the others. They're sticky and they're bendy. They're sticky. I don't like this. Oh, they are bendy. Here we go. You chew these. You chew them? I have said. I'm not. Are they supposed to be chewy? Something's wrong with his mouth. It's not terrible. I am wondering why it's chewable though. Is it the candy version or the candy's more chewable than the actual? I don't know. Maybe they are. I just... I don't know. It's kind of that crazy envelope. Cola or root beer flavor stuff. Is it supposed to be like this? Because I don't know. They're already rotting. Oh, cool. I just ingested the entire thing. It's really good. Where would you put it? I would put it in the trash. They all taste like regular Hashmola. Yeah, I feel like they... Some just mask that flavor better. Okay, where would you put this one? It's second to last for me. Ashley? I put it more in the middle. It's not as... You put it below mint? I mean above mint? Uh, yeah. Yeah, there were only two. I didn't want to keep it in my mouth. Now we are on to the candy. Ili. Talent. This one is the regular... The tamarind flavor Hashmola. Regular. These are spicier. But they're... It's candy. But it's candy. I just took candy. Oh, and it actually... Yeah, it's like a cough drop. It's like a sucretes. Oh, it smells like Hashmola. Barely. Barely. It smells more like... Nothing. All right. It smells more sick. You can put it in your nose, so I don't want... It's sweet. I like this one. Where's the Hashmola? Yeah. It doesn't really taste like Hashmola. Well, I eat this all day long. Have you chewed on it? No. This is Hashmola. It says Hashmola on the front of it, and it says Emily, which I believe is tamarind. These are not digestives. This is a candy. Oh, it's a candy. That's what I told you. It's not a digestive. I can't believe it's a digestive. It is, because it says it right there. So it's got like 1% tamarind. I couldn't tell you. I don't know. This is really good. I like this one. This is just a sweet candy. This is but it's at the top for me. We know they're digestives and some of them are candies, but we are ranking them all the same. So would you put this at the top? Right? It's last. It doesn't qualify. Please follow the rules of the video. Ashley, first? Yeah. Okay, first. Your vote doesn't matter now. The green ones, also known as mango, we think. We're not sure this is another candy, but we think it's mango. Correct? Yeah. Mango. What was the name of it? Can you say it for me? Alvella Amp. Kindergarten for mango. I couldn't figure out what it looks like. I mean, what the name is, but it looks like it has a mango on it. It's like it's a mango. Hodgemola. Hodgemola. Little things there. This one looks stickier. It is sticky, isn't it? A little bit. Does not much smell. I'm sure it's going to be like that other one. The other one smelled more. Nope. That's time to be mango. Yeah, it's definitely a mango flavor. And this one has some of that tamarind digestive thing flowing through it. After you get the first little bag, you just taste the Hodgemola. Correct. It's definitely different than that one. But way different. This one under that one. This one for me would be like my qualifier in terms of it tastes like it's a digestive. Not bad though. This would be a great way to get little kids to like start to eat Hodgemola for digestive things. Like, taste this. That's not that bad. It makes it suck. It's the extra taste that tastes more like a mango than the actual taste. It is. You definitely get more of a Hodgemola flavor as you go on. You do. But it's really, really subtle. Yeah. Where would we put it? Weird how different that was from the other one that was so just candy sweet. This is our collective one. At the end, I'll let all of us put it in our own. I would put this at two. But where would everybody else put this? For our collective one. Mine specifically, I would put it here. I'd put it, it's better than cola, but I don't like it as much as that. Okay. You? Where would you put it? I like it better than this one. Yeah. Well, there you go. So you put it. We'd put it at two. The pink ones. This is another tamarind flavor, but I don't know exactly what your mom's tamarind is. Because the first one was tamarind. But I don't know what this one is. Chubuli? Chubuli? Watch your language. Young lady. I don't know. So you're going to have to tell us what that means? Hopefully. I didn't say something forward. I don't know. That's what they say in sacred games. This one looks like the more of the... Whoa, this one's a little bit larger. Sloucher. That one? I don't know. Tastes like hajmola. That one tastes like the three candies. That one tastes the most like a hajmola. Straight up. Tastes like this. Yep. It tastes like that. But it's got a glaze on it. Whereas this, these pellets are granular. This one has a candy glaze on it. This one tastes the most like the digested. Corbin's... Corbin's getting the essence. That's why I don't like it as much. I would prefer it over any of the digestive. But... Yeah, so you guys will put the candies. I would put it at three. But, you know, this is our collective one. We'll change it at the end. Oh, I like this one. You don't like this one? What about you? Where would you put this one? So for our... In the rank of all of them? Yeah, for our collective one. Right, we'll put it back over here. Two. I'd actually put it behind the mango one we just had. It's my least favorite of the candies. And I put the mangoes behind these. Okay, so we want it right here. That's fine. Right here? Okay. So, for our collective rankings... I need something good for it. The original tamarind, we have mango, candies, and then we have the tamarind, pomegranate, cola. This candy one meant, and then original. So you guys genuinely put... What is this collective? Even you, collectively, you would put original hazamala as worst of them all. Yeah. This will be mine. That would be my ranking. So all three candies would be the ones I could stomach more. And then in terms of the digestives, I like the menthamost and then the cola. Whatever this one, tamarind, pomegranate, because it doesn't really taste any different to me. And then the original is the absolute Satan's asshole. I would put this one first. I did not really like this mango one. Like a whole lot is weird. I would probably do this actually, do the original. Then this one. Pomegranate. Then I do the mango one. Gotcha. Oh, I don't like these. I don't like these at all. You still have this candy one too. I know. Then I guess the mango one. Oh, yes. So obliterate this ranking. I will rank this, but as you know, as tasty as this was, it doesn't qualify for me as a digestive, because I got no sense of hazamala in it at all. So original? You like this one more? Yeah. You did enjoy this one more. I did enjoy this one more than the original, but there's something, it's just my melancholic romantic side. It doesn't want to give up on the first original. Okay, go. That's serious. If I was in a place, like if somebody gave me these two options and I was in India and we had dinner, it was time to eat something, I would grab the original. So that, then I would do the, which one's the mango one? This one, green one. These are both the same, right? Yeah, you can throw that one. So I would do this one, and then I would do pomegranate, then I would do this, and then I would do this, and I would do this. But you like this candy the most? But I remember. It doesn't qualify. Of all of these, the one I would pop in my mouth every single day the most, it would be this one, but I don't think it qualifies for me because I don't taste the digestive. I think it's just a candy. Just because you don't taste it, doesn't mean it's not there. But it's not. But this is ricks. I may be wrong. Ricks, even though he liked this one better, but the original at first, here on, throw it in the trap. Accidentally ate the whole Cola one. I thought the one that flavors masks the disgusting flavor. Right, that makes sense. More, which is why I enjoyed them more. But let us know what your ranking is, I guess. Your ranking. There's rankings of people. Why aren't you looking over there? I don't know. My face is over there. Look in the mirror over there. You can see yourself in a mirror, Con. I can see Ashley. I can see you. I can see you. I'm Ashley. Hi, Conn. But I hope you enjoyed it. If there's something else we should rank, I don't know what else that would be. But do you ever pass a reflection and not look at yourself? Why would I do that to myself?