 Yes, yes, y'all. You're tuned in to KDRT with Kerr with C and also got Tiana right here next to me after that is Jeremaya and Tracy and Pavin and last but not least Michelle. We're about to tell a little story about where we're from. You're listening to K-Earth 101, tune in with me, Miss Connection, on your way to wherever you're going, you're right where you're supposed to be because we are about to play a mix of tunes perfect for an afternoon commute. Sit back, relax, and enjoy those wide open roads, warm California breeze, and cruising down the coast. Now, when you're speeding on by, remember that each car you see is filled with so much life and love, so give a smile this holiday season and enjoy the drive. But Miss Connection was wrong about one important factor, those wide open roads and that changed everything. I told you to take the back roads, now we're stuck in traffic. She lets go a sigh and puts her chair back a few notches to relax, knowing she's going to be in this car for a long time. The boy ignores her remarks and proceeds to turn up the volume for the radio. You're listening to 98.7 and we're back with a special traffic report for those of you who are traveling back home for Thanksgiving. For those of you who are traveling on the 405, you better get comfortable because there has been an accident near the causeway causing a huge backup. We'll be back in a few moments on further updates about the traffic. Oh great, an accident, how perfect. If you just listened to me and took the back roads, we wouldn't be in this mess. What do you mean this mess? First of all, it doesn't even matter if you took the back roads because there was an accident on the freeway, there was no way around it. And second, if you didn't take your sweet little time getting ready, we made it home a little earlier and we avoided all this BS. Oh great, look at this guy trying to cut me off. Don't blame me for trying to look pretty for your mother. Whatever. I really don't know why we argue right now, especially about me not taking the back roads. It doesn't even matter. We're in this mess, let's just deal with it. I feel like we're going to be stuck here for hours. I'm sick and tired of your attitude. I don't know how I'm going to handle being stuck with you in this car. For God knows how long. You know what, I'm sick and tired of you. I'm sick and tired of you nagging at me. I'm sick and tired of you always trying to find little things to argue about. I'm sick and tired of you always blaming me for everything. If you're so sick and tired of me, what if I got out of this car right now and go back home and spend Thanksgiving alone? Go ahead, I don't care. I'm sick and tired of you in this relationship, this isn't working. Always argue and clearly I'm not happy right now. Maybe you just like me when I was on my ass because I made you feel better about yourself. Are you kidding? No. I really can't believe you're doing this. After all we've been through, you're really doing this now? I don't know. Bye Felicia. Wait, wait. This is dumb. Please get back in the car. No. God damn it. Could you please get back in the car so we can talk about this instead of running around the four or five? You said it. We're done. I was just... You were just what? I don't know. Exactly. Goodbye and have a happy Thanksgiving. Good riddance. Ah, is she walking on the freeway? Walking on the freeway. Yeah, look right there. Gee, there's too much doggone traffic. Sir Jeffrey, sir Jeffrey, just make sure you get me to my gig on time whether you hit the girl or not. I cannot miss this rehearsal before the show. I have to be spot on. Do you know how difficult it is to hit those notes? From the lowest of the low, like Frank Sinatra, then climb back up that ladder and hit that C5 like Mariah Carey without proper practice? Look, look, look, man. I used to sing back in the day, okay? Back in the day, we didn't know. We didn't need no band, no drums. Hell, no microphones. Even okay. You know what? You know what we used? These pitter-patter right here. Would you watch the row, please, and put those hands at ten and two? Sorry about that, man. Because I get carried away. Thinking about those days, I used to... Love, you don't shut that hole in your face and just get me to my destination. My rehearsal will be starting any minute now. Man, my hate to break it to you, but we probably won't be there for another hour. What? An hour? I need to make my dress rehearsal or else... I know, I know, I know. Or else you won't be able to hit the lowest of the low notes like Frank Sinatra, then climb back up to the ladder and hit that B5 like... That's a C5. Oh, whatever, B5, C5, high C, it's all the same to me. Just like rehearsing anywhere, it's all the time. So you might as well hit those pretty little notes right here in this car unless you need all that auto-potuny nonsense they have out here today. I need no such thing. We've improved it. I don't have time for that. Since I'm going to be late, I need to try to do my makeup now. It's more important than singing in a car with an income poot. Whoa! Oh, no! What is the problem? It's a doggy dog world out here on the 405. Listen, if you're not fit to drive this limo zoom properly, then I think you ought to... I've got sunshine on a clock. Give me a break. Oh, man, I almost got it. It fell in this crack, man. Here, hold the wheel. If you don't get it quick, it's going to burn a fat hole in your carpet, dude. Oh, it's right there. Oh, shh! Watch your road, man! Haha, I almost hit that limo, man. You're in shit and still not paid? Nah, man. Remember the dude we met at La Jolla? Yeah, Mr. Emerald Triangle. Yup, well last week he called me up telling me that he had some good stuff. And he was trying to get rid of it before heading back north for the holidays. Yeah? He said he dug my energy so much that he wanted to hook me up with it for a discounted price. The whole pack for five bills. Really? Yeah, but now I can't pay my bills. What you mean? Well, when he came to drop the stuff, he was in such a hurry. I should have been on my P's and Q's when he pulled out the bag. No, I should have been on my P's and Q's, but when he pulled out the bag, I didn't think much of it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh is right, man. He told me the stuff was a heavy hybrid called pizza dough. Pizza dough? Stuff looked good, too. And for the price, I wanted to make this deal happen before he changed his mind. Anyways, I handed him the scratch and he handed me the stash. Then he jet-like tiller. I went back to my spot happy as a lark, opened the bag, grabbed a handful, rolled me up something nice. Started to break it up and realized these nugs were hard as rocks. I finally broke it down, rolled it up and put it to the torch. And man, this stuff was oregano. I think the dude used Elmer's glue, too, to get it to look like nugs. Some of it was still wet. Damn, that sucks, man. Now I'm stuck with 16 ounces of oregano. I need to find someone to pass this stuff on to. Hey, your auntie's still smoking? What? Hey, watch out. Hide the stash! What is the deal with all this traffic? We're going to be late for your soccer game. No. I know. I didn't think the 405 would be this packed up right now. We're going to be late and they put me in charge of bringing all the equipment. Bored. I'm hungry. Can we sing Baby Shark? No, that song drives me nuts. Baby Shark doo doo doo doo. Oh my gosh. I feel very good. What? No. Well, here, let me. I don't think I'm going to throw up. No, no, just hold on. I'm getting a bag. Are they honking at me? Hey, I've got a sick kid back here. Move it, lady. I really don't feel well. Just hold, Jeremiah. Here, take this just in case. I feel better now. Seriously? Okay, great. Mom, I think I forgot my cleats. What? Yeah, my string guards. Are you serious right now? We have to go back and get them. We can't go anywhere. We're stuck in this traffic. Come back to KOST 103.5. Since there is a heavy traffic on the road, maybe we should have a little chat about the traffic safety. We're here to share with you some helpful tips when you are out and on the road. For those of you who are driving before you hit the road, the first thing you do, buckle your seat belt. Follow the speed limit. Slow down and stop when you see a stop sign. No texting while driving. No drink and drive. No drug and drive. For those of you who are stuck in traffic right now, don't get angry. No complaints. Stay calm and turn on some music. It won't get any better even if you keep on honking. Or even get out of the car and start yelling. There will always be something happening. Expect it as part of life. Getting angry is normal, but just relax and take a deep breath. Remember you cannot control the traffic and how other people drive, but it is your responsibility to drive safe. Do avoid this bad traffic. Maybe try to leave home early next time. Hope everyone have a good day and drive safe. Hello. We are T-Time and this is Three's a Crowd. I really hope John notices me tonight. See you in this costume any longer than I already have to be. Coming. I'm coming. Finally. And of course you're an angel. A sexy angel. Maggie, that's not how you do sexy. I am how you do sexy. A double costume is anything but sexy. Not tonight. Please, Mag. That John is looking mighty fine in that police officer uniform. Sarah. Maggie, come on. He is fine in anything he might even be fine in with his clothes off. Sarah, stop it. Killjoy. Hey, look, there's Jessica. So, fan. Love your costume. Did you make the wings yourself? Oh, thanks. I watched you do a video on YouTube. I was pretty fun to create. Love that. All right, now let's get a drink. I'm not drinking tonight. Well, I'm getting one. That was strong. I'm alone again. You know, you wouldn't be alone if you just talked to people. Thanks, but I don't need your help. Well, I've been sitting in the living room waiting for you. Well, I hope you had fun just sitting here. Talk to any of you guys. No, did you screw any guys? Not yet. Can we go now? No, I'm staying. Have Jessica drive you home. She didn't even drink tonight. Maggie can't know of this. Maggie? What does this have to do with Maggie? Yeah, dude, she's liked you ever since the beginning of freshman year. Well, it's probably not a great thing I screwed her cousin. Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, never mind. I don't want to know. Adios. Two weeks later. Hey Maggie, are you coming to John's party this weekend? No, wait. John is having a party? For what? Because it's John. And if he wants to have a party, he can have a party. And a party is a party. Are you coming with me or not? Um, sure. Okay, but if you're coming, can you please try and have fun? And look, I don't know. Cute. Sarah, that's rude. Yeah, but effective. What? Oh, Maggie, you're going to need this. Please no. Oh, thanks. That was disgusting. You get your strip. Come on. Sarah, can you? Hey, wait. Whatever. I'm going to sit down for a second. Hey, you're right. Maggie's peachy. Please don't call me that. I was just trying. Hey, ladies. Hey, John. I got to go. Maggie, right? Yeah. Hi. Having fun tonight? Oh, I don't know. Sarah kind of just left me out here. Oh, well, come on inside. We got beer pong. Yeah, okay. I'll be right back. Oh, John, you were something. Yeah, baby. I can't believe Sarah would do this. Hey, what's going on here? Why is she here? Your cousin got kicked out of the house. We are letting her stay here for a while. Great. What did you do now? Maggie, no, stop it. Jessica needs all the support she can get. Why? Because I'm pregnant. No freaking way by who? By this guy. He's named. I do not want to see you. Let alone talk to you. Wait, girls. No, no more waiting. Yeah. No, you're not. Get out, Sarah. Um, guys. What? He is here. Who is? Jessica's baby daddy. My cousin got knocked up by John. The boy I really like. Are you? Wait, you like him? Not sure anymore. Hey, Jessica. Sarah. Maggie. Well, this will be a fun night. Yeah. Good afternoon, Davis. This is Adriana. We're on 95.7 FM KDRT where the grass roots grow. This is DJ Casey 125 coming at you live. So I hope you all are ready to take flight to outer space because we got a special treat for y'all by a little group of friends. With a beautiful play, a nice romantic novella mixed with a little action adventure and just a tad bit of comedy. So look to the moons and stay tuned. Alarm detected in zone 51. Should I go check that out? Spaceships aren't supposed to make that sound, right? No, we're fine. That happens sometimes. You sure? Yeah. If that happens all the time, no worries. Oh, Captain V, welcome back to the bridge. Here's the coffee you asked for. Thank you. Is there anything to report, Officer Alexis? No. That alarm for zone 51 is acting up again. I'm not going to bother to check up on it. I see. Well, if the problem persists, follow protocol. I'm sure it's fine. I will return to seaboard. I'll be tied up in important communications with Mars through the evening cycle. I'll be tied up in important communications with Mars through the evening cycle. Notify me of only code greens. We are on a trajectory and should not encounter any issues. After all, this is a second wave Mars relocation ship top of the line. It runs itself. Just follow protocol. Yes, Captain. I'm off then. Do not expect me for meal three. So as I was saying, I heard that Horatio stole food from the cafeteria again. He stole about... Alarm detected in zone 51. So as I was saying again, he stole about four pieces of bread, two puddings and a jello shot. A jello shot? What does he even need that food for? I have no idea. Well, he's in the brig now. He probably won't get out until we land on Mars. Who knows what will happen to him when we get there. So how's your family doing? They're great. Here, this is them. Wow, your sister is so pretty and your baby brother looks so grown up now. Yeah, I know. He's studying over at the Lunar Academy on Phobos, if you can believe it. I'm playing on visiting him after this trip. Do you have any plans once you get to the Rosenthal? Not really. I just want to see how it would be like to be on Mars. Oh, you've never actually gone to ground? It's pretty cool. Wow, wow, wow. Critical alarm detected in zone 51. Hey, hey, hey, you can't be in here. This is the bridge. Passengers stay below deck. Is no one going to do something about that alarm? I've been hearing it for the past few hours. I've seen no one respond to it. What's your name, passenger? Look, don't worry about it. It's fine. It's, it's Bucky, but definitely something does not sound right to me. What's going on? Alarm, alarm, alarm. Listen, sir, we've got this under control. Exit this sector immediately. Ah, okay. Huh? Haven't felt that before. It was two pieces of bread and I had no idea how that pudding got there. I can't believe they're keeping me here with criminals like you. It's not bad in here, is it? It could be worse. At least I got my knife with me. Yeah, could be worse. My ass, those guards picked me up by the scruff of my shirt and tossed me in here. You were sleeping, but they made a hell of a ruckus. All they did was read off some tablet about my shipwrecks or something. I didn't care much, but because I know this was unjust. Do you know how long I'm going to be stuck in here? It depends. It ranges for a couple of hours to about four months. With your luck, it'll probably be the latter. Four months? That's all the way until we reach Mars. Well, everyone's out there having the time of their lives on this fancy spaceship. I'll be sitting in here with you for three stinking lousy pieces of bread and a pudding cup. They weren't even that good. They should have at least given me time off for how bad the food was. What do they feed us in here anyways? I got a dark wormage yesterday. Best thing I've had in a long time. Worms! Hey! Hey! Hey! You cannot be feeding me worms in here. There are rules. Laws you've got to follow. We may be in interplanetary space, but that's breaking all kinds of humanitarian laws. And it's gross. Hey, hey, you, uh, Bucky. Yeah, yeah, Bucky. Hey, listen, can you help me out here, man? I'm dying. What'd you do to yourself to get thrown in the Brig, Horatio? But listen, there's something wrong with this ship, and no one here seems to care. You bet there's something wrong with this ship. Me. In this cell. For stealing four pieces of bread and some pudding and jello. It's crazy, right? God, I have more important things than this. Like saving this ship. Hey, hey, hey, where are you? And he's gone. Hey, you. Uh, help me try and cut these bars with your knife. I didn't know what this knife was used for, kid. Well, what is it used for? I'll cut a guy's throat. So I'm here. Oh, oh. Critical alarm detected in zone 51. If I hear one more damn alarm again, I'm gonna go insane. Grandpa, can I tell you about my day? I'm trying to read my book, Penny. So today I was walking around the ship and I saw this room with some cool lights. There were these buttons on this board. I don't know what they were, so I just pressed everything. Then people came in and I ran. Penny, it's quiet time. So I kept running until I saw the other kids playing in the cafeteria. They were throwing food at each other, so I joined in. Penny, I mean it. Then I ran to the bathroom because I got mashed potato stuck in my hair. I tried rinsing my hair in the sink, but then my hair got stuck in the drain, so I used these safety scissors to cut my hair. Oh, God. And then I saw Mr. Bucky shouting on and on about some worker and an alarm, so I had to go somewhere else. That's when I ran into the hallway and saw something sticking out of the wall. It didn't look like it was right, so I pulled on it and I pulled, pulled, pulled. Penny, I want you to leave me alone. Anyways, that's how I got this giant piece of metal. Oh, God, Penny, what is that? I told you already. Remember? So I was walking around the ship and I saw this room with some cool lights. Oh, no, not that part. I heard that part already. Why in the world would you put that sheet of metal from the walls? I thought it was cool. Critical alarm in zone 51 in zone 13 in zone 29. Oh, not this again. What? Oh, what's happening? I'll push some more buttons. What does this switch do? I have no idea. Critical alarm in zone 13. No, wait, zone 26. Now in zone 9. Oh, God, why are there so many? Let me call Captain V. Captain? Hello? Captain? Captain V didn't pick up. What are you talking about? I'll send a couple engineers down to the belly and see what they can do. I can't even begin to understand what went wrong. How did this happen? Maybe it started with the alarm a few hours ago in zone 51. So we should have seen this coming. Oh. Let's go to the Captain. They have to have a plan, a procedure, something. Okay. Hey, someone get me out of here. I can't die locked up like this. This is exactly how I pictured myself going out. Dying in a cage just like the way I was born. Come on, man. Help me with these bars. Hey, it's useless, kid. Give it up. Listen here, you criminal. I don't plan on dying in this fun. Metal tube through space without a fight. You'd lose that fight anyway. Oh, man. Where is buggy when we need him? He said he was going to save this ship. Look at it now. Ship in critical condition. Famos, I don't know what we're going to do. This is confidential. I'll make this conversation from your records. Yes, Captain. Look, we're in big trouble. I tried to communicate with Mars, but we're too far away. Things escalated so quickly. Captain, the circuit picked up the air approximately 24-10 on the 7th cycle of lunar Phobos. 18 cycles and 4 orbits passed before the... Yes, yes, yes. I remember. If action was taken immediately, the issue could have... Look, things were fine back then. Or mostly. Anyway, I was up for authority rotation. I couldn't risk demanding me address the whole systematic error. I mean, it wasn't favorable in the polls. I thought things were going to be fine. That maybe they would work themselves out. I mean, didn't we reduce our overall output by 30%? Why wasn't that enough? According to the readings, 78.9% reduction was necessary to stop the triggering of alarms and to read... I know, I know. To relocate resources and reconfigure all systems. I get it. I was at the convention agreement, but... Captain! Captain, Code Crimson! Requesting permission to enter. Code Crimson. Permission granted. Captain, the bridge has been locked down because of the critical alarm report. I can't control the upper zones. People are panicking. Everyone's freaking out. The alarms won't stop. I tried threatening them with the bridge, but people are getting really angry. They're demanding an explanation. Captain, what do we do? It... it might be too late. Too late? For air correction? Or for... For evacuation? For any alternative? But... but, Captain... It was detected cycles ago. Eventually, I took some measures to correct it, but it wasn't enough. And admittedly, too late. Then something on the ship escalated severity, triggering the physical alarms. Or maybe it was just time. It was just time? For what? For critical failure? We're top-of-the-line swimmership built to last hundreds of Earth to Mars relocations. Yeah, if it was taken care of. Look, okay, you make it sound simple, but... Prepare for shutdown. Critical failure is reached. Prepare for shutdown. I... I'm so sorry. Shutdown. Shutdown. Shutdown. All right, good afternoon, Davis. We have a treat for you. We're going to continue our galactic journey with a nice little radio play called Aliens vs Squirrels. Or Squirrels vs Aliens. It's going to be a nice little throwback to Davis' campus. So strap in and get ready to blast off into outer space. Oh, he's keeping me waiting. Who's keeping you waiting? Your mama. Funny, it was good though. Just wanted to talk. You just wanted to talk? Yeah. At 2.25 a.m., by the cows at Tresero, bro, normal people go get boba and have a nice... Okay, fine. A serious talk. I knew something was up. When you sent me that sus A.F. Bruce Wayne type text telling me, me and me at the Second Street light are the cows. Speak your mind, fool. I just wanted to ask you... Hold up. Let me spark real quick. All right, go ahead. You done? Okay. So, you know how I was going to be living with Daniel on them next year? The guy that I was going to room in with backed out last minute. I have to find a replacement in three days. I was just kind of wondering if you'd room in with me. I was going to be rushing for a Delta Yota Kappa, and it was trying to live at their house next year. My bad, bro. You know how it is. I don't know why I'm surprised. Should have expected it. Man, what you mean? You know what I mean. No, I really know. Don't know what you mean because you never really tell me anything. Man, what happened to us? We used to be hella tight since AP World. Now all you do is party with suburban kids that think they're from the hood. Man, get out of here. You blame and you know it. This ain't high school no more. I can do whatever I want with the boys. You feel me? You mad that I'm just trying to, you know, get partying and stuff while you just be studying 24-7? Excuse me if I'm trying to be something in life. The only thing you're being right now is a big... You changed, man. Yo mama. Man, why do you want to go to the cows of all the places? Smells like a compside lecture here. No one's here to see us. Cows won't judge us for the BS we argue about. They live their lives free of the problems we humans beings lose sleep over. Bro, you really think you're a philosopher now because you took one philosophy class to get out of here? Is that what I think it is? Yo! This is freaking sick! Mhm. Mhm. Are you kidding me? They actually abduct cows? Duh, everyone knows that! This is absolutely ridiculous! Real talk, though. At least we're not the ones getting snatched. Wait, what's happening? This drill is loud AF. That's what's happening. Got me feeling like I'm floating. bro this is sick I can't believe this this is actually impossible oh my god yo hey Lamal do you understand gish? English, Bish for Bish, Ubrahish for Ura Gish tag what? B, got it, G, Orekira, Solak, B, Nabi wait what how can you understand that thing you know I told you always be watching those sci-fi's like um ancient aliens you feel me um you know I pay attention a lot why you gotta hate on me like that though how does that even work this is what we Uda Uba Mishal Jackie marijuana hey Andrew did you just dab an extraterrestrial what about it how about you do something useful like ask him what we're doing here oh gotcha shaka we Uda Uba Mishu you know he says he needs our help uh he just wants us to hit a lick on camps you feel me why should we help he said his people are in danger well you please help us oh hey universal translator kicked in what do you need us to help with place this beacon on the white monolith at the building to which you refer as morack it will be the monolith to my ship and that is all simple enough easy peasy live in breezy good I am indebted to both of you I shall leave you off at our nearest outposts in your campus whoa where are we yo is this a death star they've been posting here for a hot minute or what honestly after all this I don't think anything is going to surprise me anymore let's just get this over with you know I feel like this is the most time we spent with each other in a while I have a girlfriend I'm serious I mean don't get me wrong now this is also stupidly weird but I can't remember the last time we hung out we just haven't talked in ages I wonder why that is I guess we just gravitate towards different crowds now I don't know you're still on that did you ever think that even though we don't hang out no more we're still the same type of people it doesn't mean we could still be homies we bro seriously well I mean like ever since you came to Davis you've always seemed so caught up with all the new people you meet you never bothered to hit me up to go part to go party study we're gonna get shahs I thought you forgot all about me oh did you ever try to just hit me up like you ever just feel like when I post you know all these different things with my new buddies and you post things with your new buddies like did you ever think to invite me you might have a point damn you're right I do real talk though how are the nerds when we learn how to when you learn how to speak alien languages by watching shut up okay we're here let's get this over with I'm freezing you said put the beacon on the white monolith bro what is a monolith how did you pass AP English I didn't you're telling me you never watched 2001 the space a space odyssey man I slept through it never mind why monolith uh are they talking about the egghead shoot it's gotta be it the only thing whiter than that is your mom shut up that wasn't even funny why do they even want an egghead how is that gonna save their people the longer you keep asking the coder my unbored kids will get I did not need to hear that all right I'm gonna head out I'm going back to Seguno to drop some tabs real quick who threw that pinecone at the beacon why is the egghead full of freaking acorns Perry look behind you I need not know if I'm tripping balls or not that's a lot of squirrels um that's a lot of rabies we gotta dip we're surrounded oh we finna die baby away from the smooth skins you fuzzy friends can someone explain to us what is happening please leave the primates out of this squirrel there are no fault here bro what are you doing squirrels can't talk silence you by Peter worm uh never mind then for eons we have dwelt amongst you idiosyncratic troglodytes for generations we have endured your repulsive neuroses where you mock the very silence we maintain for the sanctity of our civilization you primates have no privilege let alone mental capacity to pass judgment upon us can I please go home do not mock the homo sapiens for their ignorance we were the ones that planned this operation is that so as of trading with those grass eating milk producing giants not a strain our relationship enough you intend on stealing the very foundation of our societies left and it's yes command it initiate operation chipmunk eradicate all extraterrestrials leave the primates alone for they have not threatened our people yet affirmative command it you heard him buzz balls begin attack what do we do do we retreat no we will end this here in now we will get those acorns so our people can persevere through the dark ages we will fight i'm hella lost right now look out yeah i'll do the way human this is our fight i i'm gonna head out andrew wait up yo look rabies squirrel stone bikes this is not happening this is not happening wait isn't that your bike wait no stop stop monica onwards comrades reclaim our victory die today with your claws around the throat of the opposition we have to stop this you crazy dog i'm not stopping anything fine if you don't i will everyone stop stop stop get out of the way you primate stop the both of you or else i'm gonna crush all the acorns you wouldn't there now do i have your attention good for the love of god why are you two fighting human it is not your business you are a coward extraterrestrial will you not tell them of our prior friendship if y'all were homies then why did you start smoking each other like idiots during the era of gunrock the wise we were once true allies together we cultivated a lands to yield a bonded splinter of what you refer to as acorns together we had prospered as a symbiosis what happened we wanted to share our prosperity with the cows ever since the squirrels first cut word of it they cut us off man we are your allies dispose belong to us and us alone you betrayed us you were collaborating with them to destroy us nonsense these cows were in need of some aid we helped them they were in the same position as as us a century back the right thing to do was to help hmm as noble as they may be your intentions no longer matter blood has been shed fur has been torn we must fight to the death so be it stop with the fighting both of you are idiots how dare you sir maybe we should kill the human primates instead you guys are really something well we shut up shut up you knew that you were wrong yet you made us steal you're just making everything worse if you try to actually negotiate peace instead of using us as your pawns for your plans this fight would have never happened actually i like this guy can we recruit you too you know you guys amaze me with all your high tech and whatnot you're all just so stupid and jump the gun and assume the aliens are going to backstab you now look at where you are what is your point you hairless orangutan is that you guys are ridiculous look at yourself flexing on this high tech and a coins wall fighting over petty nonsense what's the point of fighting when you can't just move on just being you guys are going towards different sorry just because you guys are going towards different paths in life it doesn't mean you can't just be friends maybe he's right squirrel friend perhaps we are all at fault here you speak words of wisdom for one without a tail thank you primates we shall take our leave to live another day thank you for everything humans we are indebted to you take these cold ones as a token of our appreciation fair well hey forties good looks hey andrew what's up sorry for everything man this whole quarter was a train wreck i should have been a better friend no no no you're you good bro i should have been there for you too man that's my bad for real we still cool though yeah we still cool always cool let's get turned up so that ends our saga here