On the road Randamity this week, Kerouac style! Lindsay Lohan hops from jail to rehab, while her sister might be hopped up by some silicone. I don't know what that means either. Jersey Shore makes MTV history with it's ratings, new American Idol judge speculation, and Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend is gonna be FAMOUS Y'ALL!
Plus: Which hot mess celeb would you rather be, and what are you watching on TV tonight? It's all here!! Happy new Randamity week!