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Yeah, it should be good for the crops It'll keep the dust down too The heat it's the humidity Would you like another cup of coffee Connie? No, thanks. I have to get ready for school Walter Denton's picking me up Oh, is your car in the shop again? No, but I wouldn't dare drive in this wet weather with my tires in such poor condition What's wrong with your tires? I only have three Oh, that's Walter now, I'll just be a minute Walter Will you help me into my rain clothes, Mrs. Davis certainly dear. Here's your yellow slicker right on this chair Thanks And your nice yellow rain hat You're all set. How do I look Mrs. Davis? Simply divine Connie you look just like the trademark on a bottle of cod liver oil Well, don't stand there throw a hell of it over my shoulder Well, goodbye, Mrs. Davis goodbye Connie, I'm sorry to keep you waiting Walter. What do you think of this weather? Boy? It's certainly coming down Great weather for ducks. I bet the farmers are glad though. Yeah, it should be good for the crops. It'll keep the dust down too Well, there goes all our dialogue for the trip to school Now you help me open this car door up Walter, where's the top to your car in my garage? I always take it down in weather like this. You do? Yes, ma'am. It leaks We wouldn't want to ride with a leaky top I get the rain all wet Get in miss Brooks. I've got this turkish towel to throw over our heads. Why spoil it? There's nothing like driving in an open convertible and listening to the pitter-patter of raindrops on your nose The towel isn't just for us miss Brooks. I've got to protect my electrical shop homework here. Hold it. Will you? I don't want to seem nosy Walter, but what is this contraption? It's got wires and tubes all over it Well, that's my homework miss Brooks. What are you studying Frankenstein one? Project for a shop. It's an SCR shortwave radio receiver a radio receiver. Where'd you get it? I build it that was my project the electrical shop furnished most of the materials and I did the rest Oh, that's wonderful. You kids who are going to school nowadays are certainly fortunate Just think of it building your own radios when I went to school. All I built was an inferiority complex So tough of course I had to solder a lot of wires in back there, but it turned out pretty good What's this thing that's sticking out between the tubes that looks like a banana? It's a banana My lunch in there to keep it dry I wish I could get in there This Turkish towel is getting to be a Turkish bath You're stopping Walter. I promised to pick up Harriet Conklin this morning, too Look, there's our beloved principal standing next to the house Good morning, Mr. Conklin Every time it rains all manner of weird creatures are washed from their natural habitat under stones and come slithering into my driveway And good morning to you, Mr. Conklin. Oh Oh, Miss Brooke. Oh for a moment there. I thought Denton had picked up a hitchhiking halibut fisherman My daughter will be out in a moment young man. Meanwhile, please remove that junk heap from my driveway I'm expecting a furniture van at any moment. Oh, what kind of furniture are you getting, Mr. Conklin? It's custom-built Malacca bamboo At long last I'm realizing a dream of mine to furnish our little glass-steen sleeping porch as a sort of Tropical lanai a place to which I can retreat from the rigors of my daily routine Oh, I don't know. I think bamboo furniture is kind of icky myself Oh You what is your opinion of it, Miss Brooke? Well, sir, I'm asking your opinion, Miss Brooks What do you think of bamboo furniture? Well personally, I'm not too crazy about it When I want your opinion, I'll ask Come on get in so long daddy be sure they get the furniture in out of the round I will hurry it just to know it's coming makes me feel good all over my own Shangri-La Aloha one at all Valley high and gizuntide Don't have shop class till the afternoon and I have biology this morning So would you mind parking this radio in mr. Boynton's lab for me? But why should I go into mr. Boynton's lab? Well, because you've got ten minutes before your class starts and you always manage to sneak in. All right, Walter For you as a favor. Thanks, miss Brooks. Here it is. Now be careful of it now. I'll see you later Goodbye, Walter. Hello, mr. Boynton. May I leave this radio for Walter Danton? It's his shop homework Well, certainly miss Brooks. Just just put it down on my table. Thanks. He'll pick it up next period there Say that it's quite a rain costume you've got on. How do you like it? Yes, indeed It's just the kind I want. I bet it makes a wonderful outfit for halibut fishing There's no use talking I'll have to burn it. I hope I'm not keeping you from any work mr. Boynton Well, good Then we can chat for a few minutes. Oh very well, miss Brooks. Let's do that. All right. Okay Well, if it's checked around to me, I'll have to open Where do you stand on rain mr. Boynton rain well well by and large I'd say that rain is quite beneficial to most forms of plant life. You'll never be investigated for that remark What I meant was don't you think it's rather early in the year for such a cold driving rain Not at all miss Brooks. Our climatic conditions are undergoing a slow but steady change It's something of a meteorological phenomenon But do you realize that at this very moment the equatorial belt is slipping slowly southward? Well, I'll turn my back you tighten it up What I'm trying to say is that the warm weather which we in the temperate zone have long enjoyed is moving further south every year It's entirely possible that in the future our area may be engulfed in icy Arctic weather How far in the future? Oh possibly 10,000 years. Good. I should be finished knitting my mittens by then Plus I drop a stitch or two Come in Excuse me, mr. Boynton, but I've got a message for miss Brooks. How did you happen to look for me here Harriet? You're kidding, of course Just called and said he'd be delayed with the furniture while longer and asked me to monitor your class while you sit in His office till he gets here. Well, congratulations miss Brooks. What'd I do? This makes you acting principal of Madison. That's right miss Brooks. I guess daddy didn't realize what he was doing If you'll excuse me, I've got to stop in at the supply room for a moment that is with your permission Miss acting principal granted I'll just be a few minutes. See you later Isn't this Walder's radio miss Brooks? Yes, it is the complicated looking thing. Let's see if it works It's pretty close to our first-class Harriet What do you know guy Lombardo Maybe the rain's gonna stop Strike this area within the hour Please do not become panicky but go immediately to places of safety. Mr. Boynton said our climate was changing, but this is ridiculous Industries will sit and schools will shut down at once. Did you hear that miss Brooks? Of course I heard it I'm listening louder than you are Well, are you gonna shut down the school? I have no authority to do anything like that You're acting principal, aren't you? But you know your father. He'll be furious if I take such a drastic step I'd better call him. Well, there's no time for that now. Everyone's in great danger Well, then we'd better ask mr. Boynton's advice. Come on Harriet Speaking to you from station VUM Situated in the heart of downtown Bombay What a toothpaste Cold gate dental cream cleaned your breath while it cleans your teeth and the cold gateway Stopped tooth decay best more than two years research showed the cold gateway of brushing teeth right after eating Help stop more decay for more people than ever before reported in Danifris history Yes, the cold gateway stopped tooth decay best better than any other home method of oral hygiene No other toothpaste or powder amniated or not has proof of such results And you should know that cold gates while not mentioned by name was the only toothpaste used in the research on tooth decay Recently reported in Reader's Digest. Yes cold gate dental cream and only cold gate dental cream was used in this research So always use cold gates to clean your breath while you clean your teeth And when you follow the cold gateway cold gate dental cream stops tooth decay best And the cold gateway stops tooth decay best Well when mr. Conklin put Miss Brooks in temporary charge of Madison High School He had no idea what a crisis would arise in his absence Not knowing it's from Bombay. Miss Brooks is taking the hurricane report. She heard on Walter Denton's radio quite seriously Hi, Miss Brooks. Did you put my radio in the biology lab? Yes, I did Walter I also turned it on and heard a report from the local weather authorities that's got me in the tizzy and I don't tizzy easily Oh, it's worse than that there's a hundred and fifty mile hurricane approaching from the Southwest Well blow me down. It will if we don't get out of here Into her father's office to call him up at home, and I'm trying to locate mr. Boynton Maybe I can help you maybe you can and when you find him tell him about the hurricane and bring him to the principal's office at once Miss still busy. I guess your mother's doing her shopping on the phone on account of the rain No mother spending the day with Aunt Bertha mother's her favorite sister, you know and mother's crazy about Aunt Bertha too I guess it's because she was an only child Your mother's sister was an only child Gracie a Harriet She was the only child until mother was born The radio says there he is miss Brooks. What's all this about a hurricane? It's true mr. Boynton It came over the radio. I heard it too the man said it was due to strike this vicinity in an hour What man said that Harriet the announcer? How do you know he meant this facility? It's very simple mr. Boynton He said he was quoting local weather authorities now if I'm responsible for the students in this school I'd better see that they all reach their homes before the storm hits. You mean you're closing the school Miss Brooks you can't do that. She's got to This is a very radical step to take I don't know if I agree with such a procedure. You seem to forget mr. Boynton I'm acting principal of this institution for my my apologies miss Brooks You're absolutely right as principal your authority exceeds mine in this matter. I await your command At ease smoke if you like Well, you tell the other teachers to dismiss their classes in an orderly fashion and caution them of the approaching storm. Yes, sir Right away. Thank you ma'am You have to drive us over to daddy's when you come back We can't reach him by phone and he's got to be told what's happening. Okay Harriet It's kind of exciting isn't it miss Brooks? We'll all go over together All but me Harriet as acting principal of this great institution I feel it's my duty to stay right here and go down with the school No, no, no, you're going right with us miss Brooks, of course you are you've got to report to daddy We'll lock the house up tight and see that ever. Oh dear. What if the hurricane hits before we get to the house? What'll you do then miss Brooks? What can I do? I'll let it blow and lash myself to mr. Boynton Hope your dad doesn't mind our barging in on him like this Harriet. Well, it's an emergency mr. Boynton He'll understand. Come on. He's probably in his lanai. That's funny. He isn't in here. No, but the new furniture is Get a load of this bamboo wilderness Is an odd-looking room isn't it? How do you like it miss Brooks? Now? I know where old fishing poles go when they die Radio long miss Brooks. It'll help while away the hours. We have to stay hold up here Care to dance Harriet Walter Denton. I'm surprised that you how can you ask anyone to dance with a hurricane coming any minute? I'm sorry. It was pretty silly. I guess it was positively in name Here to dance mr. Boynton Daddy's there. That's his dad. I don't hear any growling Be sure and tell him we're here. Will you hurry? I hope he doesn't get angry because miss Brooks shut down the school Why should he get angry? I merely did my duty. Come on. Let's all go in no Harriet You go in alone. He wouldn't hit a relative This will probably come as something of a shock to mr. Conklin. I wonder how he'll react to my closing down the school Let's keep quiet and listen How could you possibly I'm here to mr. Conklin hello my school in the middle of the day, but sir There's a hurricane coming. We heard it on the radio mr. Conklin You're a batch of unmitigated jabberwocky in all my days How could a hurricane possibly get this far into the United States? Smugglers Boynton you always seem to be a person of average intelligence How could you allow this this this mad woman to shut down my school on a ridiculous assumption? But it isn't an assumption mr. Conklin miss Brooks heard the warning on the radio So did I daddy and there's no time to waste if we're to get ready for it Walter go close all the windows Yes, ma'am then don't come back here. This happens to be my domain. I'll give the orders here Yes, sir. Go close all the windows Just don't want the rain to ruin things Hurricanes indeed, but mr. Conklin. We heard I don't want to hear any more about it Too late to call the students back to school. I suppose but if anything like this ever happens again, please daddy Miss Brooks turn on the radio. Maybe there's another weather report coming on Convince him right Harriet During the approaching hurricane I said I don't want to hear any more about Who said that? These emergency measures to the letter first Recursions against flying glass from wind shattered windows. I repeat board up all window Did you hear that? We don't stand around like a bunch of dummies. We've got to board up all the windows Luckily, I've got my tool kit handy. I was going to saw some wood for the fireplace This is an emergency mr. Conklin you heard it yourself, but I haven't even had time to sit in it yet Well take a fast bounce on that couch and we'll start chopping One moment. Just let me sit down for one moment That year little couch Hands up on your feet mr. Conklin. Here's the toolbox mr. Boyn. Let's get started. I hate to do this sir But you know the necessity I'll turn my back. I can't bear to watch it Like a bullet to bite on coffee table right in half things are bad enough miss Brooks We don't need a commentator Mr. Boyn, pass me the axe Take this bamboo strip. I've tacked together and nail it up against that window. Yes, sir Give me the hammer and a nail Harriet, please here, Walter powers without opening your window Scarcer than we think good question that man say elephants. Okay, certainly on us. We've been worried about a storm That's five thousand miles away Yes, it's a panic Closing down an entire high school and wrecking a room full of furniture because of a report on some idiot's homemade radio Telling of a hurricane five thousand miles of pressure your concern for my blood pressure is touching miss Brooks But I'd rather you concern yourself with what I'm to do about these slivers of bamboo that you've left me with Please mr. Conklin. You can make a fortune with those slivers a fortune How when the flying saucers land you can clean up selling bamboo canes to those little men It's in just a moment, but first tonight. Yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you K. 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You owe your crowning glory Luster cream And now once again here is Eve art if you are concerned about the threat of communism You should know this fact the crusade for freedom an organization headed by General Lucius clay Needs your financial and moral assistance in the support of Radio Free Europe This is a private radio station now working to bring to communist dominated European countries the voices of their exile leaders Help Radio Free Europe by joining the crusade for freedom in your town I Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden is produced by Larry Burns written by Al Lewis with the music of Wilbur hatch Mr. Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler. Mr. Conklin by Gale Gordon others in tonight's cast with Jane Morgan Dick Crenna Gloria McMillan and Dan Tobin Doctors prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovely a complexion in 14 days Yes, 36 leading skin specialists proved in tests on 1285 different women that palm olive soap facials using nothing but palm olive brought new Complexion beauty to two women out of three just wash your face three times daily with palm olive soap each time for 60 seconds Massaging palm olives beauty lather onto your skin then rinse and pat dry So start your palm olive facials today Remember doctors prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovely a complexion in 14 days Be sure to hear mr. And mrs. North every Tuesday night on this same network and be with us again next week at the same time For another comedy episode of our miss Brooks Bob Lamont speaking Stay tuned now for Jack Benny. This is CBS the Columbia