 Bank account, depleted, credit cards, absolutely maxed out, child support, not pain, but it's all for a very good cause. Well not really actually. Recently you guys saw me collect every single Christmas present in the game, that was an insane video. But I noticed something, now in general when I'm making videos and I'm opening packs or building a team, I like to do that on old gen because this game is crazy laggy and slow on next gen. Probably because this game was built by 6 orangutans with a wifi enabled toaster. Regardless, I opened all those Christmas presents on old gen and I noticed there are two absolutely insane animations that I missed. One is there's a brand new animation for pulling a limited. Two there's a brand new animation when you pull one of the player presents, neither of which you get if you open on old gen. So even though I just spent 690,000 training on Christmas presents, I'm gonna go right back at it and I'm gonna spend as many as it takes, if it's a million, if it's 5 million, I don't care. To open the 85 plus overall zero chill player pack, at some point I will pull a limited. The two limited right now are Desmond King and Alex Kappa, neither of them are super flashy players, like players that I'm like, oh I have to have them on my team, but they're both insanely expensive and I believe Alex Kappa even more because a 95 right guard is like insanely important to the people who don't touch grass, if I'm being honest. So my child support may not be paid and when my first baby mama looks down at her crying baby child and he's crying, he's saying mom, mom I need food mom, dad hasn't come back in years, mom. She can take out his iPad, say look little buddy, little buddy, it was for a good reason. Then he'll give his mama high five, he'll say I love Papa Meeks, that's my father, he's the goat. Alright well you're looking at my training stack and you're saying what are you talking about, you don't have shit. I'm quick selling everything, these are all players that I've been using on this account, they're just gone. I don't care what they sell for, I don't care, I'm quick selling all of them, we're going to see how much training this gives us and we've got 3.8 million in the stash just in case this isn't enough, but I have a strong feeling this is enough. A big part of stepping up my videos and going a lot harder this year than I have in years past was honestly I had to spend a lot more on Madden, which fuck you EA, suck my dick and balls, have my money, you, ahhh. 630,000 by you, that puts me almost at 690K again. Holy shit it's perfect, wait can we get 690K, let's try and get it on the dot, 690 baby, 690K training, that's really weird, I did not plan that at all. Awesome, 85 plus overall, zero chill player, I am on next gen, let me confirm yes, if we pull it limited I will get to see that animation that I so strongly desire. We're starting with Juwan Jennings bro, come on man, oh and you know what I'll do, I'll open all 690K worth and then we'll just, I'm gonna get a 92 second, woo, Jerry Judy. Alright I'm gonna hang on to these so that you guys can see just how good this is if you want to re-roll it yourself. Basically once we spend all 690K we can go through and quick sell everything, see what it gets us back up to. In general I would say it's a 90% ratio, so on average you get 90% of your training back, so if a training pack costs a thousand training on average, whatever you get is gonna quick sell for 900. Now yes you can get crazy lucky but obviously by and large you are not gonna profit off of this, it is just like a real life casino which you should never ever ever ever ever ever ever go to unless you hate money. 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So far, I rate this pack an absolute mid out of 10. I got in a few 90s, a lot of 85s and 292s. It's Tyler Biedes and Jerry Judy. Right now more. I'll take it. Michael Carter, corner. Trent McDuffie has a card. Okay. I love Trent McDuffie. I'm actually so geeks for whatever the hell this animation is going to be. I mean, technically it is possible that I don't get it, but in a way, I'm going to get it. Jerry Hughes, we're getting a lot of 90s now. Imani or a warrior. Jerry Hughes, 90 overall. Dude, come on. I got to see it. First 92 in a hot minute. I'll take Christian Kirk. Just hit the halfway point. No crazy animations yet. I know there is one though. I'm not giving up on this shit. Let's go. The good news is we can reroll everything back, but oh, come on, man. I want to see it so bad. I might alternate between presents and players because dude, I know that if you pull one of the player presents, you get a crazy different animation too. I don't know what that one is either. Dude, it's annoying because I literally have pulled both presents, but on old gen they don't give you the cool new animations and I didn't even know that. All it means is that when I go to open presents on Christmas day, I'm going to have a fucking insane amount. Like an absolutely insane amount. A few minutes later. Fuck, that happened so fast. I didn't even really get to acknowledge it. Oh, that was so sick. So I know on this account I have two of the player present, but dude, if you actually look in the bottom of this card, you kind of got to really zoom in, but like standing underneath that little dude in his pants, there's something reflected in the bottom of that card. I can't figure it out though. Either way, I got two of those now and that animation goes fucking stupid. Oh, that was sick. Holy shit, that's hot. Well, here's the thing. So since it's a limited, technically I could pull it in a training variety pack too. I feel like the odds would be the exact same, but if you guys look at the training variety pack, the training variety pack always says that it has a chance of a limited when there is a limited available. There are limited available right now, obviously. So I wonder if my odds would be better at pulling a limited in a TVP or the 85 plus zero chill. Because 85 plus zero chill, like this is the promo that they're a part of, but I'm also guaranteed other good cards too. Dude, I got that present animation without even like thinking. After this 100K, I might switch to TVPs though. All right, so let's see what everything we just got Quick Sells for. Keep in mind, the only thing we're keeping is the presence we got. So this isn't perfectly accurate, but overall let's just take a look. So like right here we went on a streak of at least 12 straight 85s. Yeah, it looks like 13 or 14 straight 85s. The odds aren't that great. They really aren't. I think I got two 92s out of all of that. Honestly, very man. I'm hoping this Quick Sells for at least, I mean, I spent what 690,000 training. So 281,000 on the first wave. And let's see how much we get back for the rest. And that'll Quick Sells for another 170. So started with 690 down to 450. So that's 240,000 training. And I also got all these presents. So pretty much got to pull the limits because these odds are not great. Ooh, what is that animation? That is the first time I've literally ever pulled a Redux player, 91 Russ Scram. That's actually lit. A small part of me thought that was the animation I was looking for. Also I was like, no, it's got to be Christmas themed. Like there's no way that's it, right? Ooh, little purple. Got my little Fortnite gun. This is actually the one I use. I love this one. Ooh, what the, what the, what? Holy shit. Dude, they went hard with these. Quick Sells for 110,000 coins. You can sell it for a tiny, tiny bit more. That's kind of lit to all Panthers players. I did not realize teams had that. Stop it though. You're giving me all these sick ass animations for stuff I don't want, bro. You know what I want. Getting the Fortnite purple epic legendary scar, bro. I just want a limited zero chill. I'm going back to 85 plus. I realized that you can get that animation for just the 95s. Holy shit. Show a team for half a mil. I've done it. I got both the animations I wanted. Let's go. I've been opening so many bags for so long. I'm just going to keep going with the rest of my 190K see what we got, baby. Just back to back it. Oh, that's so sad. Dude, I spent all 690K on presents before. I got two. I've opened maybe 10 present packs. I have two more now. And it's the same one. If that player is actually a cracked player, like if that's one of the best players in the game, I'm going to have fucking three. Dude, you have to assume it's super rare and it's a present. It's just got to be somebody good, bro. Dude, that animation. Holy fuck. Dude, now I'm at a crossroads. Which animation goes harder? Oh, they both go so dummy. Brandon, I uke. Nice work. Five minutes later. And that's it. Sean T sold, so I got that 500K back. We're out all our trading, but oh my God, I got what I wanted. I end up with two more of the player presents, which you could basically consider a limited. I am going to sell a lot of these 8590s back because I don't want them. So we got back 235,000 training. We got 500K from Sean Taylor. We got all the coins we got from the training variety packs. We ended up with a bunch more presents, two more of the player presents, and one more of this present right here, which I don't know what's in it, but I only have two of them. I have a feeling that this would be something really cool. All right, gentlemen. I've got a bunch of coins, no team, but a ton of presents, and I can't wait to open, and I got to see both animations. We're so close to Christmas. I hope you guys are having an amazing December. Spend some time with your family. Say hi to your mom for me. I hope she's doing well. I hope she's still got that nice, tight ass. And I love you. Thanks for watching as always. I'll talk to you soon. Peace.