 Welcome to Toffete. Go again, got it wrong. Okay, let's go. Welcome to the 1878 FM podcast, the lighter to say. Andy Bush, the man, the myth, the legend is back with us this week. He's been suffering from a little bit of a domicile that Lou and Rhum this season. He's in and out. He's performed abnormally when he's been in. He's shown nice touches. Yeah, absolutely. Just probably hasn't been enough of him. But that's, listen, this is it. This is it. This is part of trying to create a successful squad. We've got to look for the tweaks that will get you on the pitch more often, Andy, but delighted you're back, how are you? I'm good. I'm good. I missed you guys. Shane Dave's not made it today though, isn't he? He's so in and out Dave. Can't rely on him. Is that broken his 100% record? Is that Dave's 100% record? No, we've missed one, I think, before. That's still pretty good though. It's a good return. Wasn't Dave investment, isn't it? He basically pulled up at the end of the training session, didn't he? It was a late call and that's always disappointing. He was doing the bleep test at a hard time. Yeah, that was it. That's it. Dave is absent this week, but it's all good. Ped is not with me in the studio. It's in his own studio, but it's all good because he's here. That's the most important thing. I'm hearing, well, the body's here. Can I say you both look? I don't take this the wrong way. You look a little bit crestfallen, the pair of you. Your body language vibes I'm getting is a little bit... I don't know what it is. Ped looks crestfallen. I'll be honest with you. I am just wondering how hot it is in the studio already and it's just after 11. I should have opened the window, but other than that... Does that mean because you're at peace with what will be? Someone who's had their final meal ahead of getting electrocuted the next day or something like that? You've seen the priest? Yeah, not the one. You know what, mate? I've said this a lot lately. This is how I've felt about the season, is that they burnt me so much last season and hurt me so much last season and took sleep from me from about January last season that this year I don't know whether I'm either more resigned or whether it's the experience of going through it is helping me cope better or whether it is just the case of what will be will be but I am just not at the same stress levels as what I was 12 months ago and I don't know whether it's just simply and I had the sore of coming because of the recruitment or whether it's just the energy that kind of energy is being used elsewhere and it's like, right, well, just let's get to Sunday and just see what happens. You know what I mean? It's like that experience of going through it all last season and we've had to do it again. I feel like it's worse. Obviously we survived with a game to go, didn't we, last season? Everton have managed to take a terrible situation and make it in fine margins just slightly worse so you've got to respect them for that. Consistency is what it's called. And what can you do? But we did get a very, very late point at Wolff's last Saturday which has been a good point really when you look at what else has gone on but before us three get into it this is what our man who's missing, Mr Vitty this is Dave Vitty's thoughts on last Saturday rather. Boys, sorry I can't be there today which is unusual for me because I have probably the best attendance record of any of you on this podcast but unfortunately work's gone away and I can't be there. So apologies to all of you and to all the many, many millions of watchers and listeners out there. I'll be back same as next week. How do I feel about the Wolff's game? Well at the time I was delighted to get a point which on the balance of the 90 minutes didn't look like on me. So I was buoyed up when we did eventually get that point but obviously then that was all pretty much taken away with the feelings of deflation watching the game from St James's Park the other night. So tough one isn't it? We just have to wait and see but nothing we can do about it other than just keep everything crossed and just hope for the best and just pray that they go all out and just completely go for it against Bournemouth but we have to win. We have to win. There you go, that was Dave's thoughts on it. You know, he's right with the deflation Andy. What did you think? I mean obviously you haven't scored in the 99th minute it was the latest ever goal I haven't scored in the game and it got a point you know, snatched a draw from the jaws of defeat and I'll be honest, you go and that's a good point and you just need Arsenal now to go and be Forrest at R5 and low and be Old Forrest cross that one off so that ruined it. And then Leeds got what I thought he would get which is battered at Westam and then Leeds to go and get that mad point on Monday night which basically meant took away the opportunity for Everton to just need a point on Sunday but I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing because I think it would have been incredibly dangerous I think for Everton to need a draw. So what do you think mate? Well I mean first of all the goal that we conceded how many times have you seen that goal for us before? Start well, start really brightly, control the game a little bit have a couple of good chances that we don't finish off and then in possession when got the other team pressed in stupid terrible care of the ball give away a break away Onanna I agree with that she should have given away a professional foul and taken him down just at the halfway line it's like defending 1-0-1 it allows him to keep running and it's just a pretty Richard Wright-esque parry back into the player that's on the other side of the six yard box from Pickford and you're 1-0 down and it's just a classic Everton situation I've seen so many different times and that was a mad game I was just all over the place with Keen playing up front making some weird subs and all that kind of stuff as well as a proper Everton game that one, the wolves one but I agree with you I just saw a pet tweet a couple of days ago just win a game of football we've just got to beat Bournemouth one of my friends is his lad works at Bournemouth at the football club and they had their big party last week proper boozy stayed up party so if we can't beat them last game of the season at Goodison they've done a brilliant thing and kind of breathe now because they've saved themselves if you can't win that game of football then I can't go back to what we were saying at the start of the podcast I feel almost at peace a little bit because if we can't beat them then we don't deserve to be in the league so what's there to get up about a little bit do you know what I mean we don't deserve to be there if you can't win that game so I think there's always needs to be aimed for a win really and not that much has changed I think we were about saying on Tuesday certainly on one of the last we've done there was a lot of people getting very stressed over the fact that Leicester had got a point okay it does you would prefer it just to be you and one other team of course but the reality is we still need to win the game of football like we should have been going for anyway shouldn't we on Sunday yeah and even if Forrest hadn't won then what we'd need would be a point behind them we'd still need something to go above them as well like Andy just said there a win is what we need it's in our hands and that does give me that element of we've got control and if we make a mess of it that's our fault we're not relying on anybody else and hopefully people are starting to calm down hopefully they're going to calm down a little bit and then probably it will go back up over the weekend but it is in our hands and that's all we could have asked for if we beat them we'd be three points behind them they're on this incredible side they're on the beach they're on the beach and we know we've got everything to play for and seriously if we can't get three points out of this game then nothing, what we do will deserve to be relegated because we probably will be relegated so just go out and do your jobs and be professional and what will be will be and I think we're all going to be 12 months just for the experience but for all the other reasons as well because of how bad we've been this season and how many times we've said we are poor side we deserve everything we get and I know there's been a little bit of an uptain recently and Saturday was a massive point in the M4 as it just gives us that little bit of hope so just go and do your job on Sunday but when you think about it can you see it pan out in your mind though we'll find a way to Everton that game a little bit just to take it right to the wire so I don't know, someone getting sent off or goal after 22nd there's going to be something in there it ain't going to be plain sailing if we do manage to do this we'll find a way of Everton it we might brighten it and be in heaven and we might come out goal in the early on three in the lwp ar at time and everyone's like what was the stress for what was the stress for but I think, I mean Peter said it there and you said it as well at the end of the day it is quite simple go and win a game of football you've got to show heart and desire we'll come and just have a game of footy do you know what I mean there's still a premium league side they've done brilliantly to stay up they're dangerous but they'll just come and have a game of footy to us it's everything the hostility will be there for the fans because it has to be for those Everton players it's leave every single thing on the pitch in every tackle be aggressive the opportunity to just get this result is in our hands and that's all it, you know let's be honest less they're almost wonny the only shot they had on target in the whole game the only attempt the goalie had all night Nick Popes had to make a really good save to make it nil nil if that had gone in it's out of our hands it's totally out your hands then what were we thinking up front though that's the only thing that's just like Christ that's the only thing where it's like we might have a load of pressure and do really well but we've not managed to convert any of it I mean he's not going to go for Sims is he I don't think no it'll be, I imagine it'll be the Mardi Gras before we get back into this let's hear what Dave has to think ahead of the Bournemouth game because he looks a little bit more worried than we do there's what Dave has to say the issues at hand I am terrified about Sunday I think was the original question that you wanted answering Leicester's point at Newcastle was unexpected but completely changes the complexion of our Sunday and unfortunately a draw isn't going to be enough now and we have to win which really really does put the pressure on and now Leicester are our biggest threat more so than Leeds had it not been for that point then we could have got away with a point on Sunday but it's not to be and actually the way I feel at the moment is summed up by this picture which you're going to show now of the guy lying in bed with his missus and she goes, but he's thinking about the women and I think he's thinking the same as all of us are thinking at the moment morning, noon and night about what happens and how it will all sort of pan out and yeah the whole prospect is terrified I've been invited out with some friends on Sunday night and at this moment in time I don't know where I can go or not because I genuinely don't know what kind of what headspace I'm going to be in I am, I'm terrified I can't remember feeling like this before at any point in any season so it's a new one on me but anyway we just have to we have to win don't we we have to win or if we don't win then we have to just hope for the best with the other results and it will be really scared to life out of me so nervous times for us all and I think we are all in the same boat mentally so there you go Dave Dave does look absolutely petrified absolutely petrified the best bit about that was his new chanto that he wants going around Godduson on Sunday and this could be the thing that the advantage over the cherries let's just replay that for us that Dave did chant in there we have to win we have to have to have to win see I think if the street end did that at the weekend I could see Bournemouth being intimidated but the ultras in Italy or something like that he did make me think of that there or something like that this is quite a Morris man quite a Morris dancing-esque isn't it on the thighs I think that's what's set it apart let's see him with some bells and ribbons and stuff and you can see him outside a countryside pub on a Sunday afternoon doing that kind of dance maybe listen maybe if it goes wrong that's where Dave will end up the downfall of Dave but I mean what do you thought ahead of it then obviously it's you know what a few days out so what do you reckon like if we stay up right and they do it do you think there'll be a pitch invasion that will happen last time or not what do you think is going to happen let's just say the best scenario we do it what do you think is going to happen I honestly will just okay evidence stay up I what I would like hand is it to be like a 2-0 or something like that so it's and we know do you know what I mean there's not like crystal palace I understand why people gone on the pitch against palace last season the way the game unfolded and the shock of being in it and then be the relief when it was over and obviously scoring late on and then whistling and you know panicking and everything I understand that but this year for me it's a totally different vibe so therefore I would like everyone to stay where they are it would be embarrassing to have two consecutive seasons where we're running on the pitch to celebrate the biggest thing is we've got Premier League thing hanging over not even the commission but we've been fined heavily for people getting on the pitch and encrotons and I think and I know a lot of people at the football club think that another pitch invasion could be the thing that actually resulting a point of deduction rather than whatever and they're actually facing FFP4 so I think as a set of fans we need to stay where we are this is just my opinion we need to track our standards back up that's celebrating a victory to stay in the Premier League isn't something to really be celebrating you can be relieved and you can clap and sing and all that but running on a pitch to me this time I don't think it would carry the same the same thing personally that's just my view but we're not going to get a point of deduction if we run on the pitch let's be honest you've done it two years in a row for winning the league but people shouldn't do it hopefully hopefully we're not in that state when the final whistle comes and we can be a bit more relaxed but people shouldn't do it anyway because it isn't anything to celebrate and even on the flip side people are going well it's to show the anger show the anger in the stands can direct your anger to the people you need to direct the anger you don't need to go on the pitch to do that because it does give some pressure when the TV won't when they pick that up won't necessarily understand they'll just see fans on the pitch which is almost akin to celebrating so hopefully hopefully at the end there isn't this outpouring of emotion because we'll have been quite comfortable during the game hopefully anyway so you guys are way more on this than I am but the only downer to staying up and it's a weird sentence to say is that I don't want the board to think they've got away with it again are we close to getting this the takeover and all that kind of stuff do you think there will be a new Everton ownership by the time we kick off next season what do you reckon? there will be obviously they signed the exclusivity deal the other day so the investments there will be new people coming into the club and the hope is that they're going to come in and make a big difference and that's all we can hope for really isn't it that they come in and they start to guide the club in a different direction that will definitely happen it's just how much influence those people have I guess and that's all we can ask for is a new direction because we don't want to be sat here next year all of us sat here doing this podcast saying three years on the run bladi bladi and all of that stuff do we'd like cyanide capsules I reckon we get signet rings made each right with cyanide capsules in there and we agree if we get to this same thing next season we just gobb it gobb them live on a podcast and we'll all go out together on the air I just don't think we'll all be here next year because Andy will be cruising with channel 5 well we'll come on to that in a minute we'll come on to cruising in a minute getting McDonald's you know we still in his audition next week I believe but if we just wait for that let's just hold our hold our fire for that one more I mean Andy come on then let's wrap this up at Everton at Everton survive and yes or no I think they are I feel like it's in our hands that's all we could hope for going into that final game there ain't any way we can hold on and play for a draw if that was the bar that we were going to set ourselves you know given the Leicester result we've got to try and win it at the very least and you think with the kind of atmosphere of Goodison and if you look at all those teams in terms of what teams are kind of like disengaging now because they've kind of got past a certain point you would say Bournemouth who looked like they were dead and buried having just kind of made it you would hope would be more on the beach than some of the other teams I have to say I was hugely impressed with West Ham who I thought would be absolutely useless in the Leeds game thinking well they're just going to hang on for this final and protect themselves but they were great and you've got to hope that the other teams on the final day help us out a little bit as well to make it a bit less of a sweat-a-thon for us so I think we'll do it but my God please can we learn some lessons from this one and not do what happened last time you know what I mean? Absolutely, my only thing for the go-to-ped is with the other two Leeds and Leicester have got two teams West Ham for me 10 days before the European Final will want to, players will want to be putting their mark that's the last opportunity to show to manager that he's here to be in the team and Moise will want to finish strongly and Spears have to win to guarantee Europe at Leeds so out of the three games you would say on paper just looking at it I know it doesn't play out like this but Bournemouth is the most favourable fixture because like for all the reasons you've just said it they've lost the last three since they've been safe they're done and if everything can't get any better they're going to lose the last three they're going to lose the last three and if everything can't get enough aggression and enough quality at home to beat them away I'll be terrified, at home I'm thinking the crowd can play a big part Ped anything to add on that for Sunday? No, I think I think we'll just have enough and it'll be on it'll be on the players to keep probably to just keep us calm so that's making sure they don't do anything stupid like Candy said don't do anything stupid and to be fair the last few weeks they haven't really done anything stupid they haven't played brilliantly but they haven't really done anything stupid so just keep that level of non-stupidity consistency and I think we'll have enough OK, sound let's move on then Dave has kindly left us a question it's an interesting one so hear it anyway, I'm going to leave you with a question and it is this and it is non-futbol related my question to all of you is quite simply what is your favourite dinosaur and why bye very interesting what is your favourite dinosaur and why what a question I'm going to start with you Andy Bush what is your favourite dinosaur and why well it's a fascinating question it is from Dave a different angle of Dave's room it was I felt like he was taking the video from the couch no salmon pink couch in the background exactly so it's a lovely bed set that he's in so yeah favourite dinosaur that is a difficult one what's the dinosaur from Jurassic Park that learns how to open catering doors the raptor is that what it is? but it's not actually real though that's not a real dinosaur no it's not a real dinosaur that is a dinosaur that's a real velociraptor mae breikin dreams pet when you're dreaming of people so they're basically the size of chickens in real life but for the film they wanted to make them a little bit scary and a little bit bigger and make them big I never knew this did you know that the one that has the mad thing around it's next to that the dragon that's not real as well I just want to break that to you as well so you're telling me right genuinely I always thought that Jurassic Park was underlaid with a strong dose of historical facts about dinosaurs etc are you telling me that the scariest dinosaurs to come out of Jurassic Park the velociraptors they can open kitchen doors are actually the size of chickens they're only little though I'm sorry to break that news here but we strive for reality on this show you can't believe it I can't either Andy you can't believe it whether they can open kitchen doors though they're too short mate they're not going to get anywhere near a handle of a kitchen door that's ruined everything Ned has said the Dean Onney the Dynoncus is what the raptor in Jurassic Park is based on apparently weak if you would have got an image of the Dynoncus and sent it to us all and put it on screen so we all knew so while Perth explain to Andy or whether Andy is revising his favourite dinosaur I feel quite cheated actually to be honest with you I feel like my faith in dinosaurs is in tatters see what's the problem isn't it they're not really that there's no other real good that was the best one even breathing on the window like that do you remember the velociraptors used to do the window breathing drama and build up was fantastic but again size of a chicken absolutely humiliating but you can still be impressed with the dinosaur the size of a chicken have your ankles have your ankles imagine if three or four of them doesn't matter how little they are if they're going for your ankles we're in trouble check your watch out I'm just showing Andy this is what it's based on apparently what the raptor in Jurassic Park is based on and it don't cool it's that photo you put in the group rather than being terrifying it just looks like a bit of a dick head it's just having a little jock in it just put it back again that's the dinosaur version of the fella who stands by the fruit machine telling you what to do nudge mate hold this is ready to pay out mate this is ready to pay out honestly fella's just stuck loads of money it's ready to pay out just drop those two in put it back on screen a minute it's been yeah he's been stood next to it watching people put their money in see that dinosaur ask if it's too quick to watch the car you know what it could well do apparently the director said the velociraptor sound is scarier than the Dion Dionicus sounds like a diet or like an intestinal issue doesn't it well that's changed that has changed Jurassic Park for me don't even get started on Ghostbusters because it's going to ruin my world see what's interesting is that in if you go on the ride in Florida and Manhattan it's exactly the same in California as well the raptors are only little the ones you've got the name tag the ones you've ripped the sheet off the guide they are only small the fighting over it so bit of discrepancy what are they they're not many dinosaurs you keep coming out with this Dino knowledge so tell me what they are don't just say they're not that very good at telling us what things aren't tell us what they are so what are they they were the little ones the name is not the name the name is not the little ones they were the little dinosaurs that got the gail at the beginning on the beach and elated the world that they was dinosaurs on a different island Jurassic Park 2 pence like a prehistoric stato isn't he I just know me films I just know me films it's just based on actual knowledge it's just based on film knowledge if they don't like fantasy diners or films or something you could be sat there with your dressing going on ala stato back in the fantasy football day just sat at the side or you could have his pins out I saw a clip of you guys Pedd was wearing a yellow pair of shorts you see that Pedd was dressed in full toffee tv regalia Pedd was in what appeared to be a very casual pair of I've ripped my trousers on a school sports day the dinner lady's sewing them up as we speak kex he just turned off a live broadcast on Sky Sports News with just a pair of shorts as if he's just been painting the shed and he's just gone do you want to have a little chat and he's gone yeah it's fine let's sit down did they have to pixelate it if he crossed his legs yeah well he didn't hear but when it went out in Asia it was heavily pixelated because he went full shards down basic instinct the name of the dinosaur is the bro comp so Gagnoris difficult compies to be fair to Ned he doesn't know that much but he did say compie before over the thing I didn't know whether he was talking about last of the summer mine or something like that if you've got a scary name or not you can't be terrified of things called the compies no not at all whether they can have your off is a different thing but I'll get the compies on to you they sound like the knobhead neighbors don't they the compies the compies the compies have had a couple of asbo's haven't they let's be honest the compies have parked in front of ours known to the police terrible family known to the police you don't even believe in dinosaurs what is this come from this has come from this has come from this has come again you don't believe in dinosaurs that thing has never left my lips mate ever pedas created this you know like the Mandela effect pedas created this thing that was never ever said but is now he uses it as fact you were saying that before we got going that you're one of your mates is a man of the clock so maybe it is adding up a little bit that's fine that's fine my favourite dinosaur is root 1 it is the t-rex but they were there as well they existed they lost a bit of dino down for a bit and these are crap these are rubbish these are only little the big scary one the bas legs has only got little arms and you know new castle fans chain up with blow up versions of them so we better put these other people down let's have a little let's see what happens there you go it all happens but I'm going root 1 I'm going root 1 mate t-rex fearsome you might not like it but that's it you're going to ruin that one as well ped anything about t-rex size of a dog no of course I'm not even basing any of this on do you want to see no I'm not you're the one that's referenced it not me Jurassic Park with ped directors commentary on it it's ped bottom right just kind of ruining just ruining the whole course it would have been like that course then with the size of chickens this wouldn't have happened because they had the size of chickens t-rex can't do that do you know that t-rex would have fell over if you leaned at that and now we know what's yours then come on then friggin David ped that and bring it up there go on I can't pick one because I just there's no well no because that's like picking me favourite leprechaun there's no way of knowing what any of them are really like because you're all basing it on skeletons you don't know what they look like alright basing it on the film then for God's sake basing it on Jurassic Park you've watched every second of everyone go on we're saying for the purpose of this podcast I am saying I'm holding Jurassic Park up as the staple of dinosaurs so on Jurassic Park because I'm giving Andy his opening door raptors that could open doors and breathe on glass that's fine he's got that he's taking it home like bully he's got it safe it's there there's two quid for his busfero so what's yours based on that there's so many good ones isn't there in the films probably if you're going to base it on the film I'll probably go for blue the raptor the one who Chris Pratt's character had a meaningful relationship with because you know you could have a meaningful relationship with a raptor before it rips your arm off you know there you go I'll go with blue even though it's the size of a chicken as you've said before well in the film it wasn't but if it's one of my film characters then I'll go with blue because that's what it was a film character fair enough I guess you could put it in your bag take it around with you or something like that it'd be quite cute wouldn't it like people have little tiny dogs yeah I'm in a basket or something yeah with a little rat there yeah yeah yeah that'd be great imagine that any of the paparatty get out of the line she's just there free on them that could solve some paparatty issues couldn't it never know all right we've got more out of that than I expected fair play Mr Bush there's just a couple of things I want to ask you one board game convention explain very very cool bunch of guys I see loads of chicks when we were up there at the board game convention in Coventry in a hotel in Coventry couldn't move for chicks actually I think there were literally no women there was no women there whatsoever just lots of heavy set men lots of men who look like George Lucas with baggy ass crack showing when they were getting up to places on boards but he was brilliant I'm quite a boring man in that I love historical board games board games that replicate bits of history battle of the alamo or second world war western front all that kind of stuff so I like board games that open up a door to a bit of history that you can then go and learn about and it was a convention based on that so we had two nights in a hotel with beers and food but then you could just in the convention centre you could leave your game set up and we played one game that started at four o'clock in the afternoon and we finished at one o'clock in the morning the next day it was a monster but it was great because normally you got to pack stuff up and then you got kids you can't properly enjoy it so it was fantastic I absolutely loved it what was the set game called? the game we played was called Liberty or Death which is about the American Revolution what about that? I wasn't again tremendous it's a very boring man I like a board game set not one that lasts nine hours I granted but fair play and the second thing we touched on it before saying maybe you won't be here in 12 months because you will be filming a Channel 5 cruise series and in preparation for that I know that you're not available next week for our 1878 wrap up season finale it'll be postponed to the week after because I'm not here next week but you are doing something far more exciting than me is that you are in preparation for your own cruising series actually going to be on a Disney cruise is this right? well isn't it weird right because I've gone on for about three seasons on the Trot now about the Everton Ark and if you know what the Everton Ark is it's a fictional boat that I think it was when Liverpool were doing really well we weren't even threatened by relegation at this point when it started it was more like let's just all go off to sea cruise around international waters and ignore Liverpool fans gloating about what they've done and what they've won now it's taken on a bit of a turn because obviously the Everton Ark is almost like getting on a boat, throwing a mobile phone in the water and just heading out to sea to get away from the relegation thing and the irony is on the last day of the season having said all this over all these years I will actually be on a boat in the middle of international waters when we are kicking off against Bournemouth we're doing a seven day Disney cruise around the Mediterranean for works we're going to be doing a show from the funnel in the funnel of the boat they've got a radio studio so we're going to be doing it there Monday to Friday which is going to be pretty mad I've never been on a cruise before so I'm new to this whole thing Sounds tremendous it does Would you cruise over you too? River cruise yes I'd like to see land on boats side to the boat I'll be honest out into the sea I'm not as a bigger fan I don't know, I'm not sure but me personally I'd like to see land on boats side What's your view on sailing? In general I'm up for a cruise I think there's definitely a time and a place for it As you get older you're walking around big cities I'm not much for beaches and stuff so walking around big cities and you're walking it takes a big toll on you I like the idea of going somewhere where everything stays for you but there's lots and lots of floors lots to explore different things you can go to bed in one place and wake up in another and get to see loads of different places so I'm up for a med cruise or maybe go to Fjord I like the idea of going to Fjord maybe seeing the northern lights and getting off it'd be like a Europa League cruise where you end up in a place that you never would have gone to if you were planning your own holiday and you get a day there and you have a great time and you have a few drinks and it would be the Europa League tour you end up in Lyon or somewhere like Porto or whatever Lisbon and that's the way to do it Also as well it's the med I can get what people are saying and they wouldn't want to go across the Atlantic in a boat like that because it's a big pond big lake big bath so I don't even think there's tides there's no tides in the med there's no waves anyway that's for sure so the old seafbearing thing hopefully won't be too much of an issue it's very exciting so I do apologise for if we're going to postpone maybe if we really get it we just don't come back on joking but I will be back when I return now we're going to come back on because the best bit about this podcast is not talking about football anyway so I think we all love that so yeah we will postpone it are you getting to this can be a no comment as if you're in we've hauled you up into the station and no comment when we're asking you the question but do your family get to go? yes my family is going to Richie brilliant great for the kids that it's going to be amazing there's a flume that goes around the outside of the boat a really big slide I've seen it in when it was at Liverpool the Disney cruise was docked at Liverpool it was amazing so I'm definitely going to have a go on that with a GoPro on do you know what Richie the guy I do the show with is that a spray tan I'm now worrying now that I am quite pasty did you ever get a spray tan going out of holiday you two? no it just looks like Jason Cundy it does look like Jason Cundy anyway doesn't he? to be fair fair play to leave him down the Cundy route you stay clear of the spray tans and I will do you I promise it's not worth it right it's got some questions as we love to have Nicholas Schimp who's one of our premier subscribers says that not sure if this is the area to place the question it is Nicholas but what do you think is scarier the ocean or space that is scary I'm going to say the ocean that's me I feel like this you've got some kind of sea or water trauma something bad happened not in this life but maybe in a past life I don't know the most unsettled I've been on a boat in recent years has been the the Mersey ferry on quite a whippy wobbly crossing across there that's not a cakewalk that it purports to be Jerry Marsden didn't put that in his song did he I didn't we'll go on then which are you going for if you had to choose one to be scarier and what would you say ocean or space well I used to love the idea of space and you remember space used to be kind of like wow and quite you know like Star Wars and Star Trek and then I feel like in recent years they seem to be focusing movies on just like really slow space accidents do you know what I mean where stuff kind of just like bangs into each other and bends an aerial and then they can't get back so like the Martian and then that was it gravity with George cleaning was just like people like stuff breaking so and it's all really quiet I don't like that in space it's just that even if you're absolutely bricking and screaming well like in aliens in space so I think space is infinitely terrifying I don't like the idea of that in a million years so I'll go for water a hundred times I don't like another massive fan of big bodies of water myself but space it is like Andy just said there there's like a thing of like you've done it aren't you like when you see these films or in reality where someone drifts away from someone and they're literally five metres away from them and it's over because you're getting once you're pushed away there's no coming back and it's that sense of that you could be going two miles an hour but drifting in the wrong direction and there's nothing you can do about it and it is infinite and you can lose you've got no sense of actually what's open what's down and what's left and right and oh yeah it just seems and so everything would happen in real slow motion at least in the water if you went down you drowned you'd be pretty quick but in space it would be however long you had left in your suit so it would be a terrifying terrifying slow slow death and there's no way anyone could rescue you there's no way anyone can get to you you're just happy and you know that within a couple of seconds so no thanks Imagine going on one of those long space flights that's like a month or something like that I don't know about you guys but when I'm on holiday I find it incredibly difficult to go for a number 2 a sit down toilet you know I mean you're eating out every night and you don't want to go to the loo in the room in case you have to fall out with your partner Imagine that on a spaceship like where? How do they do it? Where do you go to even do that? What happens if you just start randomly floating up as you're in mid that's what you've got to think of You've got the gravity option haven't you? It's very worrying You didn't see that in the George Clooney movie I am Shipbreak I've watched American Pie No I haven't actually I mean that's scandalous you haven't watched that but there's basically a kid that won't go for a number 2 anywhere in his own house other than his own house so he gets off in school to go home and he's called Shipbreak cos he'll go for what in the break It's very much me If I go on a 2 week holiday I can't believe I'm saying this but it will take me a few days to come to terms with the fact that I probably can keep wasting my body for a fortnight while I'm not at home so it takes me a few days to acclimatise I will say Is it on a spaceship you can't put a newspaper under your arm I'm just going to go and check with reception I'm just going for a little walk around the pool or at the pool I think the phone needs charging everyone's laying by the pool I think they'll let me watch on there put me 5 bits on the charge no not happening let's move on GSD says should legislation be passed that prevents massive huge cyclists with beer guts like me from wearing skin tight like her this is definitely one for Andy there that is the main isn't it I am a cyclist but I never go near Lycra I'll be completely honest with you I just don't like any of that kit I can tell you a bit that freaks me out people who wear them what are those shoes called I can say this because I definitely think Viti's got them that clip into the pedals you always see them going on their ass at traffic lights because they can't get their legs out it's like Christ almighty so yeah I'm not a fan of Lycra stuff but Dave does go on his little he cruises around rural locations puts the map up there on Strava for anyone else maybe he's doing it again the same time next week you know what I mean it's a whole different scene there is a different scene to be fair I don't think we should allow Lycra no you for needs like what do you want to do shave seconds off your time I mean come on Glen Watson says what you'll go to A. Nacho cheese B. Holy guacamole C. Spicy salsa D. Supreme sour cream no I don't have a nacho dip I don't like nachos so I don't like nachos I'm going to put a dip of these if I had to choose one it'd probably be spicy salsa Glen just because of the spice not so purple achy great name says you've got to have this hairstyle for the rest of your life but you have to choose one or the other is it a mullet or is it a ponytail I could see you with a ponytail imagine Baz with a ponytail he takes the little clip out and shakes it down so he looks like the murderer from Twin Peaks Bob I could see that Andy I could see you with a ponytail I could late 80s, early 90s with the grace with the ponytail like a rat's tail kind of Billy Ray Cyrus type like a pile of facts in your hand going round with a power bar as well as your power bars to get your nutrients out for the day because you're always on the go always on the go bluetooth just chatting the people to the hippie speak Janet hit me Janet what is it I've got long going into a tunnel I could see that can I ask you a personal question do you ever use I don't but I hear of it using hair dryers do you use a hair dryer on your hair my mum used to blow dry our hair into a ducks ass before we used to get on the school bus blow dryers from there outwards he looked like Virginia Wade before he got out Virginia Wade do people still use hair dryers like any men listen I use a hair dryer there you go I use a hair dryer with the diffuser on it do you really try naturally it would be like a sponge so I have to do it properly and dry it into place what about who'd have thought that you've got that hair that looks like a to get your hair cut of course I use a hair dryer to make sure it looks its best the diffuser is the pistula resistance but you know what if you ever go to a spar or if you know if you go and I only see it don't do this often but if we go away and you stay in a hotel and you use the swimming pool and the sauna and all that and you come back into the changes and you see a lot of men occupying the hair dryer you know it's not to be feared I'd use it when you're trying to get dry in those places and you want to be quick you just think get out of here I'd use it to have a go at the nether regions I wouldn't use it on my barnet wouldn't want to use the hair dryer to blow dry to you your crown jewels I'd just like fire it just a bit of extra comfort there you go not so perillach he also says you prefer animals or people it's a personal question it is I like both but I think I won't say any more on it I just think the world has gone dog crazy dogs are getting dogs are great in that but it's getting a little bit silly now isn't it let's move on Andy Campbell says what colour would your lightsaber be for me it would be green and after I have blue just not silly I'll have a purple lightsaber nice only one other person has a purple lightsaber just to let you know that Andy there we go the bleeding lightsaber is the only person to have a purple that's because Samuel Jackson who plays mate window said I want a purple lightsaber because no one else has got a purple lightsaber so they have to give him a purple lightsaber because he is Samuel Jackson and he's playing mate window Samuel Jackson can do whatever he wants just dropping knowledge there more movie knowledge for you dropping it would you have a double ended would you have a double ender for a lightsaber like Darth Maul or would you have one that's just a normal comes out one end would you want a double ender not many can get away with a double ender I don't think so I'm staying with the one you've got to be careful when you turn that on though because you take your eye out it takes a lot of things out especially if you're trying to try your plunging the changes after the only ginger Jedi has a double ender Calcaster well I knew that from playing Star Wars on the playstations isn't he very ginger that was the name of the game on it very very very peddys just a game about him being dead angry because people were calling them names that was what it was where he goes on a package all day he has to stay under a tree just out the way back to 50 full on Peter Guy on Twitter says in honour of Tina Turner in Mad Max beyond the Thunderdome what is the best third film in franchise history I'm going with Aliens 3 oh that's a good one is that the one film that was filmed in Britain and they're all like in a prison shaved heads one that's a terrible film there's a reason it's a third it's a terrible film though it was the things are available no it's a general opinion it had everything set up fun you made a mess of it I am going to go to die hard 3 die hard 3 not bad in the summertime rather than the Krishna's film Got him the 10 of the jadae that's a good film he had a plan card on where he said he didn't like a set of people Great film, great computer game as well. Third film in a... It can't be Jurassic Park 3, that's pretty awful. It can't be Godfather 3, that is awful also awful. I'm just going to say back to the future 3. It's just big clubbars has already had to turn to the Jedi. Rochi 3 was called Club of Lanc, that wasn't bad, bit of Club of Lanc. The Jedi is better than Empire Strikes Back? No, I love Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, I think it's the best of the three. Liam D on Twitter at Everton John Maxx says, How can fried eggs be bad for you, but scrambled eggs be healthy? Eggs lightly fried in sunflower oil, as opposed to eggs mixed with butter, milk and salt? He says, make it make sense, but I don't know if I can make that make sense. It's a cry for help. Eggs are a good source of protein in the morning, good fats. If you have a protein breakfast, you therefore halt your glucose spike, which is a big thing now. So it's a good way to start the day. Lightly fried in sunflower oil probably isn't as bad as what it used to be when it just beat the other kinds of oil. You can air fry of course to make them even healthier. So there you go Liam, just don't have fried eggs every day I guess, that's all. What is the best version of egg? Poached. I love a poached egg. I like a hard boiled egg to be honest, a little bit of salt and pepper on it. I always do scrambled eggs in the microwave, it's the only way to do it, pet. There is a quick way to do it. I haven't actually had scrambled eggs for ages at home to be honest. I don't think I've did it anyway. I feel like pet has climbed down on his egg position. He's climbed down on his egg position, absolutely. It's a shame that I don't know where it's gone. Oh, Peter says just in regards to the third best film, Peter says it's a good show but I reckon pet is already weighing up an argument for Toy Story 3. Toy Story 3 was a belter by the way. No, you know what it was. There's so many films to choose from. Toy Story 3 is a good film. The only thing is, I went to pictures to see that, loads of people kept on saying, you'll cry. It was like that thing of preempting where you were going to cry in the film. Towards the end they all nearly get killed by an incinerator. Is this the moment? It wasn't, it was just when they left the toys to some of the kids out. It was emotional. Toy Story 3. It was emotional though. Diolch. It was just when he gets off and goes with his missus. It's still sad. It's a sad time. Andy, I feel like you're not taking part in this. You haven't seen Toy Story 3. I can't remember any of it. I've got bad retention of information with films. Back to the future. I can't remember anything about it. Toy Story 3. I have images of Toy Story 3 in my head. Like a picture book. But I don't know anything that kind of happened. I can't really remember any of it. Will you be revisiting this and you should be otherwise? It's just bad parents. Will you be revisiting this with your children? Cos I feel like movie nights a Toy Story when your kids are at a certain age will be a good way to revisit the franchise that is Toy Story. Yes, we've got a lot of Encanto and Moana going on in this house at the moment with my girls. Definitely Toy Story on the way. Encanto is brilliant. Tell me if you've watched Luke by the way. No, I haven't. Luke is a cracking one. You don't realise how lucky they are, though, kids these days with? No. All the animation and the quality of the picture. Do you remember Disney films when we were kids? You know that kind of dark animation was all kind of dark and grubby and stuff on it. Do you know what I mean? The early 80s ones were terrible. Like Disney ones and the early 80s ones were rubbish. It's unsettling. Wasn't it like the Lion King that we got good Disney? That was really a starter from that, didn't it? Now, they're amazing. A lot of the films now are brilliant. Back in the day, the animation that I grew up with looked like the doorbings you get in a kid's hospital in a liberated war zone. Badly drawn. The worst thing is when you described that, I knew exactly what you meant. That was what was... Horrific. Is that a bear? You'd have that, wouldn't you? There was a situation years ago and I remember I was in Alderhey for something and they'd obviously got someone to come in and go, this looks like Mickey Mouse or whatever and you knew that it was like a Mickey Mouse phase and off wish. It's like if you ever go to Vegas and you see the crack Mickey Mouses trying to get pictures with people they turned up in Old Swan a while ago. I remember when Alderhey was getting knocked down I was like, Mrs, do you think they'll keep the murals off the wall? I was like, no, they couldn't walk. Have you seen them? It's the same as the art that's on the side of fairgrounds. Oh my God. Breakham versions have sliced alone. It looks now like him. It's terrible. Who are these people that draw this shit? They haven't had the money to pay the image, right? They get Dave from Alderhey. I've seen, you know what, he's painted a crack and thinking his kids' bedroom you know, we can come and do it. He's given 17 quid deal to it and 20 Benson and Edges. Did you have like Madonna in it? Yeah. The mole on a tree. I'm in out of it. You do walk and I just that. What would be a great idea would be some jagat on the side here. You know what, where do you put that? It's not like Gary's Goals. It's just a fella paint available for murals called Trevor on. And he gave you this best thing. Like just to wrap up. I'm just seeing if there's another one here. There's a couple that I'm going to keep for next week. Sorry for the next one because they need a little bit more discussion to be honest. Can I just say, just wrapping up here. Despite some of the mirth at the beginning of this podcast, our new stadium coming along at an incredible pace, by the way. What do you guys think about that? Isn't it looking good? Let's have a positive happy ending here. Yeah. It's amazing. I don't know if it's coming on an incredible pace because I watch videos basically every other day. So to me it just feels like it's they've added a new step. But I can imagine if you do take your eye off the ball and you're not concentrating on it. It does seem. It looks like a stadium. It looks like if you just go and put a pitch in it now. We can all just go and sit on the steps. Do you think they'll take any bits of Goodison at the moment? Do you think they'll take any bits of Goodison now and stick it in the new one? Like for continuity? They're taking some. Some of the seats. Inside the executive areas. Yeah. Because they'll show nothing. What's that pixelated for? Is this going back to Asia live? Headlocking, band in Asia? They're taking some of the seat, the wooden seats I think and they're planning to use them in like a bar area. But I don't think there'll be anything that they'll put actually in the ground as in you could see it. I don't think so anyway, I might be wrong with that. You should definitely have like the article somewhere, you know, across us somewhere visible I think in the new state. I tell you what, back in my early days of my radio career we did our breakfast show the morning of the opening of a brand new shopping centre in Bristol called Cabot Circus before it was open to the public. What about a toffee TV podcast recording from the new Goodison, you know, whatever the stadium ended up being called ahead of its, you know, opening to the general public? What about that? I think we should all. Absolutely. And I think you need to come up with that, Andy. I would be part of it. Come up on a boat. Come on a boat. Let's Dave Paddleboard you're up here. You know, set off a few days. Cornish pasties in his bag. Bit of like they're on. Let's do it. Why not? You could just get your cruise up here. It does dock right next to where our new stadium is. Oh yeah, get them to drop me off. Yeah, just drop you off on the way. One other thing. I forgot to say this before, but my other half Katie doesn't really watch football wherever. She thought that when a team goes and leaves a ground after the match on the bus, they get dropped off at home one by one. That was so funny. All these years she thought they dropped them off one by one. It's just saying enough to the gate of community. This is you. Oh, bless her. That would be tremendous. Fair plays, you know what? Fair plays to her. When they picked them up and their mum comes to that and goes, he's not fit today. He's not feeling well today. I stood at the bottom of the stairs to the driver. He's not feeling well. He's not in a good way today. I'm so sorry. I'll be in tomorrow. I think quite a few of them have been doing that on Sunday. Dominic Calvert-Lewin's mum. Theresa Calvert-Lewin. Just saying that. Don doesn't feel good today. It's not in a good way. Tremendous. What a way to finish, but the stadium is looking tremendous, Andy. So I think we will have a hiatus next week and won't be. A hyena, if you want. And we will return. We'll have a week to let all the dust settle on what happened. And then we'll do our season finale. Isn't that weird? We don't know when we return whether we're going to be cock a hoop or absolutely devastated. Christ on a bike. What a fork in the road this is. It is, isn't it? It's a cliffhanger. Oh my God. This is waste. And then Bobby Ewing got shot. Let's see what happens. Listen, we might wake up when it's all a dream. Carlo's still a manager. We haven't chicken vellos a ratas. Exactly. Anything could happen. Anything could happen. That is just done big thanks to Andy as usual. And we will be back in a fortnight. Up the trophies. See you later.