 Do I make the joke? I do a Michael Vick video like once a year. So do I make the joke for the Fit Straight Year? No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna make the joke. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Hahaha. Isn't that dope? I'm here to tell you right now, we don't care. Let me tell you. Yes, I may be a bandwagon, but those are like the three most iconic, I don't know. What? Like big football? Can I tell you guys a story? Okay, this Michael Vick came out like three weeks ago. I was going through my old thumbnails and glee and stuff. I realized that I made this video three weeks ago. Dude, I don't know what happened. I don't even wanna talk about it. I had this whole video done. I have this super banger thumbnail for this Michael Vick video, and I was going through my videos. I didn't post it, or it's gone. Either way, this is my redemption video. Michael Vick, here's some compared to this God Mode Matt Stafford. It's got 91 speed, obviously gonna be faster than Stafford. Same throw power, and then he's gonna be more inaccurate on everything except for play action plays and throw on the run, which makes a lot of sense, but he's still got good throwing stats. I don't see him missing any passes like crazy. This is my burner account too, by the way, so the team looks a lot different, but I have some fun new players. So, Cortland Sutton Rising Stars, James Connor Rising Stars, Robert Woods Tyree Kill. I got Gronk and he has his abilities on, so that'll be fun. My defense is kinda trash, but I didn't wanna load up like a God Squad. I thought it'd be dumb. So we got 83 overall, it's pretty solid. Ish, get it. Let's see what Michael Vick can do. Even though I did this three weeks ago and lost the video. Whatever, it'll be better this time. F***. Additionally, today's video is brought to you by Manscape.com. 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Improved ball care control on designed QB rounds. So that includes this play, I believe. Ooh! Wait a second, dude. I've been running five wide my whole life and I've never been running this. I need to run this way more. I'm kind of scared I'm in a bubble though. I probably, oh my God. Wait, that's so busted. I'm about to get my 100 rushing yards real quick. I'm gonna stay in it. Okay, I just wanna point out though how horrible sliding is. I don't know what dude at EA tried to adjust sliding. Why does my quarterback do this before he slides? Every quarterback goes, what the f*** kind of slide is that, bro? Why don't you just slide? What the, what the hell is that? F***. Second and seven, exact same thing. Oh my God, this is busted. QB draw is so busted, holy shit. I'm about to have truss up too. I put truss on him, whatever. I can't say that ability out loud. I'm significantly too white to say it out loud. I need to rush for one plus yard. I've already literally, I'm halfway to truss right now. I'm actually gonna throw this one. Then he's expecting, yeah, he's expecting my run. We're just gonna go underneath the Cortland Sutton. Look, he's gonna run a man blitz here and I can just walk around it. Dude, that is so broken, that is so broken. What the f***? I'm actually like frustrated. I feel bad for anyone who hasn't played against this. Look at this, dude. Ooh, I ran, I literally ran that horribly. Could have damn near been a touchdown. Still five yards. All right, so there's like a literal full blitz. Oh, RB was wide open for a touchdown, but I had a lot of success here in the run game. Yo, sorry to be such a bitch, but I don't have to come out of this. I'm just gonna run this up the middle. Damn, didn't get it that time. Fourth and five, I say we go for it. I think we can easily get this. What do you think his user goes? Fourth and five, Grog wide open. Oh my God, not a single man on him right there. All right, there's a touchdown. Michael Vick's playing amazing. I need one more rush to activate truss. Just gotta try and play defense honestly. That's gonna be the issue here. All right, we're gonna go read option for the two point. See if James Connor can take this one in. Why not? First in 10, not a very good defense on the field right now, but my safeties are solid. Do not know what he's gonna look at here. He's gonna heave one. Oh, I was about two steps away from that. Good play. I think we gotta apply some pressure. He's sitting back there for a while. I'm sending a blitz. We'll just see what happens here. Wow, he throws the check down. Good play, big hit. Doesn't go down. I gave him everything I had right there. All right, cover two. This could get sketchy, but we're gonna give it a go. Where is he gonna go with this? The check down probably no. Over the top here, back to the check down. Good play. Great play. Oh yeah, he's gotta go for two, doesn't he? I'm just gonna play man coverage here. Ah! Me butting was right there. Oh, wow, this could be a really good game. Eight to eight. All right, first in 10, coming back to read option. The corner bites, Mike Vick has so much room. But that's just here as 88 speed. I'm not messing with that. Oh, I can't fumble. Michael Vick officially cannot fumble. And that was the correct read right there. I'm thinking this is man. I think Tyree and Kil can get open here. Maybe not though. Ooh, RB, wow. James Connor. All right, first in 10, I'm gonna roll right. Let's see what happens here. Double team is up. RB is open again, barely. Ooh. All right, trust is still activated as long as I don't get tackled for a loss. We're good. Just gonna hand off James Connor who's gonna fight forward nine seconds on the clock. Let's see if we can get the corner to bite. Take this for a touchdown. Nope, screw it. I'm keeping it anyway and I can't fumble. Let's go. First to goal. Oh, what do we go with here though? Do I try QB draw here? I don't know if this QB draw is gonna work. I'm gonna try it anyway though. Let's do it. First to goal, we're snapping this football. Yup, yup. Oh my God, that's so good. We're three seconds on the clock. I'm gonna start using that wheel a lot because I got the Willard Jackson who can do damn near the same stuff. God, that's close. I might just like blitz this QB by myself, dude. He's getting so much time in this pocket. Look at that, man. Just throwing check down after check down. Getting what could be best described as absolutely no edge pressure. Ooh, just out of reach in my user. This defense is a liability. Got a QB spy on him on the right side. He's gonna do the same route package. I am nowhere near fast enough. God, these users are like, they're like 76 feet. I definitely should have gotten a slightly better defense while I started this game. All right, we're just gonna have to be aggressive. Ooh, I just made a really bad play. Thank God, Josh Allen missed that pass because that's a touchdown. Running cover two, man. I do not know how I feel about this though because I don't think we can man cover these dudes. All right, so a tight end screen, but I picked it up. We're gonna go cover three here and just hope that we can cover these deep routes. That Darren Waller is giving me all sorts of trouble though. Trying to step up, he gets the check down, makes the shoot, big hit, and that's my ball, rocked it. Oh my God, Jesus. He just quit. He just quit. Let's go. He had to have just quit. There's no way he just experienced network issues. Michael Fett, I didn't get to see my stashy, but this dude must have had 150 rushing yards. Although I didn't get my passing yards. I'm a little sad about that. Boys, that concludes my redemption, my big video. Sorry I didn't get you this sooner, but that gameplay right there was better than the last one for sure, so I like it. I'll make sure next time I do one, I'll have a better defense too, so. All right, boys. I love you, I'll see you in the next video. Peace out.