 Y'all want to see something funny? The Vine of today! AHHHHH! Sorry. The Vine of 2021 is TikTok. I once was like, TikTok is stupid. I don't want to look at it as dumb. I f***ing love TikTok now. And so, today, Justin sent me a list of TikToks to react to. To try not laugh to. So this is the try not to laugh TikTok edition. Pa-pow! And then if we don't have enough TikToks, I'll just show you the TikTok likes. But I'm cranking a place on TikTok if you want to get me to a million followers. Thank you so much. If you don't do it, I'll cry. All right, Justin, let's see what you got, baby. Anyone who has access to one of those text-to-image things? Oh, geez. Whoops. Tried my banana. What? This is not me actually laughing. I didn't actually laugh. I thought it was kind of dumb. Justin. Bad! First one's bad! What do I get if I don't laugh at all? Do I get something good? Use hashtag EFTALK on Twitter. I'll do this again, but I'll react to things. Try not to laugh that you said me. Hashtag EFTALK. That'll be another video. But what do I get if I don't laugh? Okay, I'm taking this as an actual challenge now. So we're, first of all, our name is called the bare-naked ladies. Hell yeah. Okay, we're off to a rough start. That's going to be pretty hard to market and sell to just general America. Let's continue. I understand that. I understand that. Our first song is going to go, it's chicken and Chinese, the Chinese chicken. What do you think about that? Martha, can you get security in here? First of all, I love this dude. Oh God, it's true. It's true. I listened, not me, but like my family had bare-naked ladies on a lot. When I was younger, I don't know why. Specifically on road trips. I don't know. But yeah, they have a song and it goes, chicken to China, the Chinese chicken. I think that might be the first line. God, that's good. That's a good TikTok. Oh no. I've seen this. I've seen this. I've seen this and it's so bad. Oh my God. Oh my f***ing God. It's horrible. Why did they give him human ears? That's not what the dog's ears actually... Don't you ever f***ing rave your engine around my girlfriend again. She has f***ing higher problems. Such a naughty little girl. Pick it up. Pick up the sugar. Pick it up. Give it a taste. Naughty monkey. No, you have to stir it in. You have to stir it in, silly monkey. That's pretty good. You're going to mess up your jeans though. The grip tape is going to mess up your jeans. I have a feeling something really, really bad is going to happen. Look, it's so small. It's small. It's shrinking. What? What? You zoomed out while moving forward. Oh, that is a push-pull. Is that the scientific name for the Great Horned Owl is Boo-Boo Virgin Anus. I'm light-headed. My iron. Oh, are you going to put cheese on a dog? Are you going to put cheese on the dog? What are you putting cheese on? I want to do that to somebody. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you? That just got me so off guard. What are you doing, sir? What is that? Is that just milk? What are you? You missed so hard. You missed so hard. Oh, that is so upsetting. What sound did their microwave just make? That was weird. Hey, guys, I'm in New York City just hanging out. Who is that? What's happening? Okay, so I'm going to need a second here to clear my throat. I'm just getting over a cold, but I'll give you all a little hint of what I can do. I'm actually somebody pooping. I'm doing pretty well and this don't laugh so far. Night vision goggles. I need a gas mask. That stick looks like a gun. I want it. Very true. It's very, very true. I don't like that shit on fire. A sword is a must. I need a sword. I do want a sword. I need a full plate of iron if I'm getting the sword. I want a fucking flamethrower. I want a flamethrower. Bull whip. That would be awesome. That would be pretty. That would be awesome. I need a whip. I need a couple of ninja stars, some shirukins, throw them on the wall. Yep, throw them at trees outside. The night vision goggles though. I almost bought night vision goggles. For a wedding present for my friend, I bought him night vision goggles. I bought him like $500 night vision goggles. And he loves them. This filter to see if our teeth are white. Oh, it's this dude. I fucking love this dude. I love him. I love him so much. On my TikTok, I have some of his stuff liked. Let's go through some of my liked TikToks because we've got time. Justin, I didn't laugh at many of those. Learn more about my humor. Anyone else been like... Try and just show me this one side. I don't remember this. Your mouse on the screen. And it will give you an image of someone pointing at your mouse. So I'm like, there's my mouse. I'm just going to move it over it. I remember this. That's so good. Oh, hold on. I want to go to there. This is a very, very funny website. God, this is so good. Chances of being killed by a toddler and low, but never zero. Thank you, Nona. It's so true. Follow me, follow me. We have a lot of important things to do. No, keep following me. Stowing on her day off. I'm in a town called Bethlehem. Of course, that's only if you're a follower of the Christian faith. Radical leftist socialists like AOC and a lot of more would have you believe that a giant man with a beard is going to invade your home. These presents for your children and family. A giant man with a beard wearing a red suit. Now, why is that? Now, why is that? The only person I can think of with a giant beard is one of the three presents for everyone is Karl Marx. It's so spot on. I'm getting lightheaded. I need to go eat something. You should eat something too. Have you been drinking water today? Did you take your medications? Let me know in the comments. Good shit. Thank you guys so much. Don't forget. Use hashtag. Send me your funniest tiktoks. And I'll do another one of these. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed it. 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