 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today I will be your 1-1-2 operator, or 9-1-1, 9-9-9, 1-5-6, whatever number you want to call, I'll be there, unfortunately. I'm the only one here to help you and I know that sounds terrifying. Imagine you're in mortal danger and your last line of defense is me. That's terrifying in itself. Ah, free game. Oh, I already paid for it. Ah, we'll miss. We'll check it out. Type city name. Kevin. They're like, I don't think you understand. Let's try Cork. Cork Ireland. Yes! I'm going to defend Cork. Rustallan Cork Bank. What? I don't even know these places. On Douglas, I know that place. I put my name is Help Me so that the calls can go a bit like this. Help me! Yep, that's me. Why can I not protect the city? Why will you only allow me to protect the surrounding areas? I want to be protector of the city. There we go. Cove is included. Fun fact. Actually, not that fun, but that's where the Titanic glass left from. And if I was on the 112 line to assist, wouldn't have happened. This is your work inbox. Oh, I was hoping I'd have like emergency calls in my emails. I've tried that once. It didn't work. Wait, maybe I should send an email. Hold on. Can I send an email? Send email. I will send an email to the fire department. Why are all these people armed? We don't really have armed police here. Here, you can check the objectives currently assigned to you. My objective is fight drugs. I don't know if the war on drugs is a good place for me to start on my first day. Solve all incidents connected to drugs. Okay, well, welcome to the task force. Your first task is solve all incidents connected to drugs. If you can't do it on your first day, you're fired. One of the other call takers reported an incident. An incident? What have you got? A bribery attempt? Let's just ignore that. I'm looking for drugs. Speeding. Oh, that just sounds cool. Ignore. Drug dealer. Now you, you must die. You can dispatch them to any place or an incident using the right mouse button. All right. I'm going to send you over here. You go get them, please. Thanks. A new emergency call has been redirected to you. Fine. I'm kind of busy. What do you want? This is like the Green Goblin trying to fool Spider-Man. This is definitely, definitely a trap and the call. You can tell by the voice, you know, it's like when he was trapped in the burning building. I, I've seen too many movies to know that was a scam. Person hit by falling branch. A branch. Do you mean log or like tree or just branch? You know, I'm going to ignore it because I feel like that was just an embarrassing call for you and you're going to be mortified if I actually show up. Speeding. Suspects are trying to run away. Well, if they're willing to speed, I probably won't catch them. I need to actually start stopping some crime at some point, choking on food. Okay. I'm pretty far away, but I'll try. Yep. Any hour now and I'll be there. Current time is 110, 115. How slow are you going? That person is 100% going to be dead. It's been 20 minutes of them choking now. 30 minutes of them choking now? All right. It's been over an hour of you choking. I am going to assume you are dead. I'm sending the ambulance back. They're almost there. New call. Hello. I was trying to get my cat down from a tree in my backyard and I fell on my back. Oh, the poor dude. My back hurts as well. I understand. Just stand up, dude. Get yourself together and stand up. Hello. Sir, are you there? Another call solved. Firefighter needed. Large technical job. I don't have any firefighters, but I do some police to get you out of that elevator. They're confused. Oh, wait. No, they're solving it. They're fixing the elevator. God, they're talented. Another trap to an elevator. Stand to sound a bit like the boy you cried wolf now. I'm ignoring you. Fire alarms activated. Doesn't necessarily mean there's a fire. We'll skip that. Ahoy, ahoy. What? Tell me more. I've been followed home. Who followed you? What? Why are you talking like that? They have you hostage right now. Is there anyone with you? No. Well, then I guess you're not be followed if there's no one there. Is this a joke? Why would I joke? Could you describe him, please? Yes. What? This is a prank, isn't it? Are you on drugs? Drugs? Why would I take drugs? It's just me following my fucking slender man and I'm like, you're a druggy, aren't you? You know, it's my first day, and I'm supposed to stop all the drugs, so I'm coming for you. What if he breaks the window? What if he breaks through the window? You should hide. That's why you should hide. I'm just gonna forget about that. I feel like following up with that incident could actually get me in trouble. I don't think I handled that too well. You know what? Fine. Fine. I'm too curious. Oh, we arrested her. Yeah. Your fault. Not mine. Trying to blame me when I did everything right. Why is there lightning? Is God angry again? Twisted ankle. Come on, dude. We don't want to have the manpower for this. What do you mean? My reputation was too low. Even your objective is stop road hogs. My boss comes to me and it's just like, okay, I know we told you to eliminate all drug issues in the entire city on your first day, but maybe that was a bit too ambitious. So just stop road hogs. I ignored a lot of speeding and red light offenses. I just don't see them as a big issue. I solved all the drug dealer ones, which is what you asked me to do. All right. I'm ready. Throw anything at me. Fire alarm. We're on the way. The police are coming for some reason. Look, they're all we have close, so you'll just have to deal with it. It's better than nothing. I sent a fire truck for a person hit by a falling branch, and for a person trapped in an elevator, I sent an ambulance. Change prices. Weird acting person. That's me. How do they know exactly where I live? Don't come to my house. He doesn't want to ride his bike because of the weather. Hold on. I'm sending a police unit over to me. Oh God, I got a call. I haven't been picking up my phone. Sorry. I got an asylum. You again? Stop calling this number. All right. Fine. What happened? Well, kiddo, that's natural selection for you. Best to look. I think one just got attacked by one of the lady bugs or possibly struck by lightning. Either way, just go catch a bus. Lie on the ground. Okay. Yeah, lie on the ground. They were going to say hello, but they just said hell. They've perfectly described, but it's like to be on a phone call with me. Okay. Should turn the phone off. If you say so, mister. Yeah. Good luck, kiddo. Awaiting further on my way. Oh God, stop calling me. I'm busy. How are you, my friend? This is freaky, but good you. He is polite at least. I know that song. Oh, I know that song. It's beautiful. Oh God. Does he need help? I love this car. You're way better than the kids. I just probably killed. You know, I need someone. Oh, I thought we were just talking about my music. We like, well, I'm glad to help. I'm sending an ambulance and a police. In fact, I'm sending every unit in the city to you to give you some help. And you know how I'm going to do it through song. I just got straight to him. I've arranged a big musical number. Standing by. Case resolved. I did that good. We can't proceed because of the weather. It is possible. If those kids can be out in that storm, you can too. Come on. Keep moving. Operator. Oh, there's a stabbing. Oh, stabbing back. Wait, your reputation was too low. Minus 13. That was way better. Alright. Maybe I'm not cut out for this. Maybe I should start it a bit easier. Oh wait, hold on. Oh, I ignored a call about an unconscious girlfriend. I'm sorry. I was just having a bit of a sing song on the line with someone else. Children were lost. Okay, that's also a bit of an issue. Hold on, hold on. Let's just back out, okay? We'll quit this job and get another one somewhere else. I'm getting a job in London. Alright. I'm sure I can handle 8,787,000 people. I've proved it by failing with the, you know, 200,000 people or so. That was too small for me. I didn't, you know, reach for the sky because I was so above it already. I'm making a lot of excuses here, but can I please have a job? Oh, that's romantic. That's so nice. Oh, he's joking. Okay. Oh, hi. Hi. It's my first day. I'm ready to take out all the drugs in the city. And this is where you will sit. You can put your headphones on already. You just sit down and go like, Oh! Just immediately lose your job. Skip, skip, skip. I know how to do this. I literally just sat down. She was showing me how the console works and an emergency came up. I just disregarded it. I didn't even mean to do that. I just autopilot ignored someone. I'm sending them all to meet up somewhere. I think it would be nice like a team activity. Wait, I caught a criminal by accident. Well, I was lucky. They're all just gathering around. They're all in the parking lot. Just doing donuts. Drunk person in a pub. Oh, Jesus. That's an emergency. Alright. What are they doing in there? Then comes the Asian man. Hello. Oh, hi. My friend wants me to drive drunk. They sound cool. He said he's a designated driver. So he's definitely sober. What? What kind of logic is that? Where is this call coming from? I'm going to send the police to arrest this bastard who's trying to drunk drive. Oh. Yeah, it is. We're going to kill him. Hurry before he hurts someone. Wait, hold on. I don't know where you actually are. You just ignore that call? Oh, wait. It's here. It's here. Hold on. I'm heading out. This is way easier. They just gave me like one little borrow. Hello? Hello? And all these prank calls. Sir, are you aware that calling 112 unnecessarily is a serious crime? I am just not taking him seriously. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I think there's no bomb. I really am playing with fire here. I'm arresting the person. That'll show him. Never prank call me. I hate that. Well, there's a knife in my thigh and there's blood soaking from it. Feels bad. Did he just feel bad manned me on the phone? There's a lot of communications going to evolve too when our generation are the old ones. Feels bad manned on PNG. At the other end, it's like, Pong! That sends out the police. You should take it out as fast as possible. No, you shouldn't do that at all. You'll bleed out. Just do it, I guess. I don't know. We'll learn that together. Well, it's your fault if I die. Yep. I kind of accepted that. Stop the floor. Use the belt. Lie down. Just take a little nap. I don't think that's the right answer. I already am lying. Don't lie about such a serious situation. How many thieves are there? I've seen three. Oh God, I'm sending so much police out to stop them. Can you scare them? Perhaps jump out at them with a mask and a chainsaw. Do you have an intercom in there? Yeah. Try to pretend that you're a police officer and tell them that the building is surrounded. Just role play, dude. You'll confuse them. It'll be so funny. Wait, I'm calling off the police because I think you can actually handle this. That's very good. Now what? I'm not sending any police. Receiving. Going back to base. Well, you still got space in the ambulance for another. The other person's having a heart attack, but they can wait. It's like ordering an Uber and going with the carpool option, but it's with an ambulance. I have nothing to do. I have officially cleaned up the city. Oh, amazing. I've only avoided one diabetic shock and a fire alarm and a burn and a red light offence. And that's it. I got a promotion. I deserve that. Can I afford another unit? I don't really want another unit. I'd rather keep the money for myself. All right, guys. I know this is a weird request from your commanding officer, but I want you to spell my name. Just get it to spell Kevin with the lines. Hi. There's a car following me. Could you please help me? I mean, What car is following you? It's a black sedan. Um, the thing is, I actually know the driver. You should lead with that. Who is the driver? There was a guy at a party and he was really clingy and I couldn't really get rid of him. So that's why I left. Try to lose him. You should try to lose him. Let's go with that, even though I have police just around the corner. Drive fast and chaotically. Are you sure that's the best idea? I don't think that's safe. I think it's a good idea because if you drive chaotically, the police will stop you and then you can get their help. Oh my God, look at him. He's speeding up. Jesus Christ! Can I get an ambulance out of there, please? Hello, I got a warning. I'm on a bad streak here. What's up? A woman was hit by a car. I might have caused that. At a road near... Ah, near... That's right across from... Do you know how to perform chest compression, sir? I'll tell you what to do. Please, follow my instructions. I don't know. I took a first aid course before, but it was a few years ago. I can't really remember. Okay. What now? Oh, no, you're actually making me choose push soft, push hard. Just second push. I don't know. Oh, wait. No, that's if you're in childbirth. Hold on. I got you confused with my other call. Right. The police are here at least. The ambulance is almost here. There you go. Did we save her? That'd be so cool if we saved her. Why are you resting somewhere? Oh, yeah. The driver who hit her, of course. I forgot. Funny, when I got hit by a car, they just went like, oh, Jesus. Are you all right to the guy who hit me? That was weird. He seemed as a ghastly, but how do you know? Then get him to sort the issue. Sending firefighters now. Thanks. I'm coming up. What? But make sure to take a lighter in case the lights go out and you need something to light the way. Sir? Oh, no. I think I just got a building exploded. I'm going to move on to my next call. Hello, caller. You're on to call me, Kevin. How can I help you? A block of flats is on fire. Oh, yeah. That was me, funny enough. I was just talking to the last guy. Oh, what a coincidence. It really is a small world. The fire just shot out of the windows. God, that's... That's mad. I hope the people got out and no one went back in. That would be... That would be dumb. I don't want to talk about it. Goodbye. Operator? They keep saying operator and it's reminding me a song but I can't play it. Where's that guy who loves music again? Good morning to you, sir. You're a serial killer. I'd like to, uh... Confess? She's strangled. She's strangled? I strangled her. I knew it. I knew he was confessing. I'm getting so good at my job. Sir, where are you? Oh, you slut. What? She's deceiving me. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. What? Excuse me? She's up. Ah, bitch. I'm so sorry. You got pranked. You're going to be in a YouTube video. You're going to be embarrassed. Parking violation. Can we get some armed units out there immediately? Roger. How much money do I have? I have 76,000. I would like to buy something, please. Give me a police patrol? No. Amba-bomb. B-bomb-bomb-bomb-bombalance. I think I need an ambulance. When you create a new unit, you have to... There. I'm starting. I just refused to listen. Operator? What is the song? It's like an old-timey song. I don't know. I can't remember it. I'm going to take out my anger on the people who need help. Hello? Hi! What would you like? I need... The code, dear. What do you need the code for? The... The pin code, huh? For your phone, is it? Try one, two, three, four. It's actually a good suggestion. I've worked with old people. It went technology, okay? It's not working. We need this line for people in real emergencies. Yeah, we're the problem. We are the problem, yeah. Someone probably died while I was making that call. I'm the only person in the city manning this line. I want to send the police out to that old lady. Shoot on sight, man. Another creepy caller. What? Are you in my basement, young man? A wooden stick? Is he a vampire? Is this Tommy Wiseau? Do the CPR. Sending help. Do the CPR until the help arrives. That's so cultural. Hello. Oh, no. It's a Karen. It's a fucking Karen. They robbed and tried to poison me. Oh, my God. It's an actual Karen in the wild. What's the soup that bad? It's soup. Okay, should I send an ambulance then? Don't think it'll... Yeah, the police are definitely going to be there, too, lady. Don't worry about that. She's sitting there all smug like, now you're going to get it. Your manager's going to be shot. Oh, my God. Look at Karen. I want to see how that plays out, but yes, what's up? Are you on a train? Just get off the tracks. It's not that hard. You're like those people in the movies that just run straight to avoid something when a simple sidestep would avoid the issue entirely. I'm turning the engine on. I'll push the car. Yeah, push the car off. I'm trying to guide you to the solution so you can do it yourself rather than me telling you. Try turning the engine on. Wait and try. I know it sounds scary, but it might help. Wait 10, 20 seconds and try again. Remember to turn the headlights and the radio off. Why are you not just standing off the railway line? Oh, it actually worked. Move the car from the rail to break the barrier. Eh, let me have a think about this. I don't want to act too rash or anything. Um... I was just about to make my decision. I can't believe people are hanging up on me. That is so rude. Was Karen arrested? I believe she was. Fantastic news. I can't believe they literally called her Karen. That is excellent. As you get promoted, new districts will be added to the region of your... No, no, no, no, no. Why would you promote me and give me more districts? This is a terrible idea. And you didn't really ease me into it, like I have my old district, and then you gave me three more? Um, hello. I do have an emergency. It doesn't sound very urgent. What is it? Well, I know. That's why you're calling this number, right? Oh, sassy. Exactly. What is it? Do you have stage fright? What happened, sir? Uh, to then. He's got something up his butt. That's it. He's doing bad. Me and my partner, we, uh, played with a light bulb. I'm actually right! I'm just gonna be like, for pleasure. Oh, my God. Yes, there it is. It's stuck. I need help. Well, there may have been a light bulb involved, but there wasn't a very good idea. Eat spicy food and wait. What? I can't wait that long. What if it breaks? I need help. It's not that serious. It's just a light bulb. Uh, okay. You say so. That doesn't really make any sense for me. I didn't help that man. Alright, you know what? Maybe send an ambulance. There's a man eating spicy food, and he's really gonna need you soon. What's your emergency? We're stuck in an elevator. Help. Okay, what floor are you on? I'm not on any floor. I'm stuck in the elevator. Alright, stop being sassy. I won't help you at all. Calm down, okay? How am I here? Look, I get it. You're stuck in an elevator, but I've got a guy on the south of the city with a light bulb stuck up his ass, so it's not that bad, is it? There has to be a number to some technician somewhere in the elevator. Please, call them. It's not an emergency. Are you for real? We're stuck here. Oh, she didn't like that. I'm sending the firefighters, okay? They're coming. Actually, I think I'm sending a tow truck by accident. Either way, any competent person can help you. Oh, missing child. Probably the one I told to lie down in the lightning storm earlier. Hello? Creepy callers. Loads from today. What would you like to report, sir? There it. You sound pretty guilty. Like, I don't mean to make you panic, but you're sounding like a guilty person. There's a hope. That's just his mouth. What are you trying to say? We're out of water. Case resolved. What? You said you were out of water and then you sorted the burning building. What did you do? Did you spit on it? Going there. I think I did it. Fight drugs. Objective failed. But other than that, I think I did it. I didn't solve the bright idea one. Oh, they made the joke before me and I didn't even realize it. Oh, my God. I forgot to check the emails. Oh, my boss is not happy. Oh, my God, there was a serial killer and everything that I didn't catch. I did not piece these together because I've not been checking my emails. I apologize. I'm new, a little bit overwhelmed. But you know what? I think I'll end my shift there. I give this game a one plus one out of two. Fantastic. I really, really enjoyed it actually. I'm surprised by how much I enjoyed this. I hope you did too. Let me know if you did. I'd appreciate your feedback. Thank you so much for watching. I appreciate it a lot and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.