 Before this video starts, I have something to ask of you. Something that I have never asked before. Now, YouTubers, it's a very common thing for them to ask for likes. Hey, please like the video. You know, it helps the channel, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I wanna do something different today. Now, I'm not claiming to be the first one to do this, plenty of other people have done this, but today I want to see how many dislikes we can get on this video. So don't like it. If you like this video, then that means you are obviously not paying attention. You're not ingesting the content properly. Please, I wanna see what happens when we have a video that is extremely disliked. And not only that, I want you guys to leave some mean comments because after this video, I'm gonna go through the comments and I'm going to do a little reading your mean comments video. So hit me with your worst or your best of your worst. Don't worry, I can take it. My little heart can take it. Don't worry about me, okay? Really spill those feelings out in the comments below. Leave me some hate, dude. I'll read them in a future video. But for now, please sit back, enjoy, and smash that dislike button. So in the theme of hate, I was just on Reddit, just searching through different subreddits and I found r slash rare insults. So you guys cook like old people, fuck, I don't know though. Like old people could probably get down. Like they've had years of experience, right? I mean their bodies aren't as spry as they used to be, I suppose, but you know, they might have some tricks down. You know, they say an old dog can't learn new tricks, but an old dog could teach you a trick or two, you know? Okay, don't, okay, anyway. So I'm just doing top all time. Probably gonna skip a few of these because I've read a few of these before and some of them are extremely offensive. So there's that. But let's look at some insults that you don't see often and maybe down in the comments below, I'll see some insults of me that I don't see often because that's the challenge that I'm really giving to you guys. I see so many comments now of like, oh, Ethan, you're bald, it's so funny. It's so easy, that's low hanging fruit. Really dig deep, guys, dig deep. Hold up the grocery store line because the card reader wouldn't read my Apple watch. Elderly man behind me exhales, let's move this thing along, future boy. I love, I love that future boy. College students do not have to go in debt to get a degree. They can work their way through like many of us did before the day of student loans. Ma'am, you were classmates with Moses when college classes cost only a few shekels. Did this woman do any research? Yeah, she might not be from the US. So college degrees might be free or costs way less, but in the, hold on, the average cost for in-state attendees is 8,893 for a four year bachelor's degree in the United States, 22,203 of those out-of-state attendees of public colleges and 30,000 for private nonprofit colleges. Some colleges though cost so, so much. I was planning on going to college. I mean, not really. There was one school that I was thinking about maybe going to the tuition there and it wasn't an insane school or anything. It was a technical school, I suppose. It was a film school, but it was $84,000 a year to go there. Oh my God. It costs so much money to go to school in America. Billie Eilish dresses like she got her clothes stolen at the gym, so they gave her what they had in the lost and found in. I really like Billie Eilish's style, honestly. I think she pulls it off really well. What I personally wear, what she wears, I don't think I would, but at least she's different, you know, so I respect that about her style, but I do kind of agree a little bit. Just keep the weekend going as long as you can. Bieber looks like a roofer that disappears on payday after you give him his check. He does look like, I don't know. That's pretty accurate, actually. Justin Bieber with a mustache is, hold on. He doesn't look bad. He just looks kind of weird, you know? I don't know, like, it's fine. Oof, oof, this one's rough. This one's really rough. I don't like that one at all. No thank you, no thank you, no thank you. It's weird because Justin Bieber is so recognizable, obviously, because he's one of the most famous people in the world, but he just looks like a normal dude in this one. Like, this guy looks like you just like see him at a bar. Interesting, interesting, interesting guys. Celebrities, they could be people too, maybe. I don't know though. Facial hair gone. For now, let the jokes fly. You look like the black student they put on university brochures to show diversity. Once in the fourth grade, this guy got a 2% on his math quiz. So everyone called him milk for the rest of the year. I'm surprised. In fourth grade, I feel like Nick Mames kind of stick. So I'm surprised they didn't call him milk for the rest of his life. That's super funny though. Did you guys have any Nick Mames? In school, let me know. Enough with the work from home sweatpants. Dress like the adult you're getting paid to be. I'm not taking fashion advice from a guy who looks like he runs a bumper post at a segregation-themed amusement park. Oh my God. That is so funny. That's fucking gross, dude. Rushing off the bus this morning, I slipped and fell. $2 worth of change fell out of my pocket. This bitch gone yell, damn Sonic, you good almost snapped her ass. That's so good. I love that, I love that. People can think on their feet. When I was younger, my dad and I were at a concert and we went into the, and it was at a big, it was at like a big outdoor venue. And we went to the bathroom and they had these sinks where you had to step on a foot pedal to make the water run. And so my dad, and I was like 10 at the time, my dad was trying to figure out how to make the sink work and this dude came over and stepped on the pedal for him and just went fucking rookie. And then walked out, it was so funny. Hey, I need a favor from your parents. I want to have a handsome baby. How can my parents help you in that? Can you ask them which position they didn't so I can avoid it? I wonder. Eat the no, no, the sex positions don't, they don't, that doesn't affect. It really makes you think, you know, really makes you think. Fiance gets back from deployment in two days. How do I get rid of these? These are hickeys, by the way. Makeup, loads and loads of makeup, preferably white. Cover your face area as well to match the neck. Get yourself a red nose to finish the cover up. That way you can look like a clown since your relationship is a fucking joke. Dude, I have no respect for people who cheat. Absolutely none at all. If you feel the need to cheat and or you cheat, you're like, if you feel the need to cheat, you shouldn't be in that relationship. Why do British people still eat like they're in the 1800s and don't have electricity? Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare? It's pretty good. Our healthcare system is hooked. Where I carry beginning with, I don't want a lot for Christmas and then revealing she wants you is such a good burn. Yeah, dude, pretty bottom tier gift. Don't want a lot for Christmas, but I'll take some socks. I guess you, I'm sure. The machine comes to Kelly posted a picture with Halsey on Instagram. So you're telling me neither of these people are Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber looks like he's posing for a success story picture with the executive director of a rehab for the brochure they give to new patients. He looks like a 10 year old with a mustache. This is such a weird. Why does he photograph so weird? He looks so odd and like Justin Bieber, I think is a good looking dude, but why does he just look so weird a lot? Please don't take babies into movie theaters. I did not pay $30 to listen to your weak pull out game. We're excited to be smiling. Girl, you're about the cutest tennis ball I've ever seen. I'm not sure if this is too wholesome or to be rare until I'm not sure if it's, like it's a really, really cute picture. But there is the color and also the line here. It is a bit tennis ball-esque. Oh my God, that's the, oh my God. How is that Madame Tussaud's wax model of Mark Zuckerberg? It looks way more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does. It does. That looks way more like an actual person. That's, he's made of wax here. This is the wax sculpture, guys. Missy Williams looks like a very young grandma. She does, though. Missy Williams is super, super cute. But she does kind of look like a young grandmother. Harry Potter actors have a mini Christmas reunion. Malfoy looks like the uncle we all got that comes and whispers in your, you got any girlfriends champ? Oh boy, oh boy, he does. Oh, oh, what? For anyone wondering the breed is Adam Driver. That's so good. Why do they look? They do look, they do. What kind of cats are these? These cats are really interesting. Guess what I'm good at imitating Mechanic. Oh my God, I love Harry. His British accent is so cute. That red thing is called Harry. That red thing is a member of the Royal Family. Is it Harry? Is his name Harry? I don't even know. People who get diarrhea from Taco Bell are weak and their bloodline is weak and history will forget them. This cat's nose looks like a woman twerking. It does. Oh my God, dude, his nose thick, dude, hell yeah. In Joker, Arthur suffers from a condition that causes him to laugh loudly and uncontrollably. Even when things are not funny, he tries to do stand up. He has a difficulty finishing the joke too to laughing too hard. This is a reference to Jimmy Fallon. The character is based on. That's really funny. Jimmy Fallon cannot stay in character at all. It's hilarious. I mean, it's kind of hilarious, I don't know. It's not funny. You know, I like him. I think he's wholesome and endearing a lot. I think he's a good host, but he can not hold it together. Anyway, that's gonna do it for this video. I've got pit stains. Why do they look weird? Oh, there's like stain stains on this shirt. Cool, well, I'll take care of that later. Anyway, don't forget to dislike this video. Two thumbs down, way down. And leave me some hate comments to read in a video in the future. So thank you all so very much. Hope, I mean, I'm having a stroke. Looking forward to seeing what fun insults you guys come up with. I will see you soon. Leave that hate down below.