 Can't believe we're doing this. Just a couple of bros and their geese hanging out So I've wanted to make this video for quite a while Julian does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, which is a martial arts self-defense It's the best self-defense. Is it considered a sport? Oh 100% 100% sport. This is called the key. Julian let me borrow his it's hot as fuck and feels like a weird bathroom We're gonna do Jiu Jitsu. I have a white belt because I'm a beginner And you have a blue belt because you're slightly less beginner still not really qualified to teach But I guess I know maybe you'll learn some Jiu Jitsu moves But maybe you won't I can't guarantee anything this isn't TLC What kind of hairstyle should I have for Jiu Jitsu? A bun? Okay, does Jiu Jitsu care that I just washed and did my hair? Jiu Jitsu gives no fucks. This doesn't sound like the sport for me Let me check. You good? You good to go? Why don't you give us like a little rundown of what Jiu Jitsu is? Ground fighting grappling sort of like a wrestling sport with submissions arm locks It's the sport for the little guy because you can beat someone a lot bigger than Jiu Jitsu. There's no kicking and punching There's no strikes. We're not gonna punch each other fighting. No hair pulling. No, these are all rules that apply It doesn't sound like a sport at all. You can break each other's arms, though You can and you can strangle someone. Yes Mmm Am I allowed to lick me spit? No. No scream lovely It's basically the same rule. It's like kindergarten like don't be a complete asshole and spit on people. Let's do Jiu Jitsu It was okay. Oh, okay So that's something important to note though is that the reason that you wear a geek you are allowed to pull on people's clothes Yes, these are all handles. There's two different types though ghee and no Geek it's better and no geese just but but naked it's like rash guards Wait, do we have to say a like a bow or like a prayer or something first? No, you don't have to bow in prayer Sounds like a disrespectful sport. That's what it sounds like. I mean you can go like this when you enter the mat But we already on the mat. So you're why I just my academy. Did I say anything like ah? Jiu Jitsu Is there gonna be snacks? Everyone thinks that when you're in your back, you're not in control. Let me show you Okay, I close my legs. That means you're in my guard That's supposed to hurt sit up. Okay. There you go. That's what you want to do sit down All right, so you want to be gripping these like a puff grip. Yeah or like that I'm gonna show you do not remember don't break it. Oh, think about it. You know, so I'm gonna go grip grip post my leg here turn you to the side and then go over your And then I crank Super locked There you go and then use this to push my torso there you go and then where does this put go Oh There it was you don't get to have it back We're gonna let you take my back and then see how long you do So sit on your butt behind me like a train Yeah, you put your feet inside my legs these are your hooks. I have a question what has a grown man ever farted on you I don't think so. So this is a good position if you were to do literally anything, but what you're doing right now Okay, but then I can just get Give me a seat belt. No to see but there you go. Okay You don't put your thumb down here you put your thumb up top It's down here. Oh, don't do not when you have my back. I have to protect my neck Okay Sing that while we play you can get this hand on this part of my key. I'm in trouble You're gonna grab the other lapel squeeze as tight as you can and pull it down as you pull this You gonna show There you go, there's your show Yeah What control do you have from here? I little just What the actual Kiss me while we do just so that's really not allowed So this is the position that I'm going to sweep you from So I'm gonna grab up here. I'm gonna grab your knee right here. I'm gonna get it hooked underneath your knee So I have your plan My knee right you're gonna grip the outside of it with your right hand Yes, I thought jiu-jitsu was the sport but a little guy, okay Cuz a scissor sweep, yeah, oh my god, why are you doing that with your fingers don't make scissor don't My neck's tired hip escape out which means like scoot your hips out a little bit. No, I'm not like not shimmying Okay, there you go, and then this knee is gonna come up right here into your yes Like right in my chest. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Are you ready? Do that with your tongue just kill them with your kindness Okay, just be like Nice hair Fuck you're heavy. I'm gonna do it to you can eat so you can see how I work. Yeah My guard It's hard as you can Wait, oh, it's 10% okay. Can you do with that? This is Don't don't kissy-face in me try to get away like with all your might right now try to get away I'm gonna hop up Can I take a leave? Can I take all your knee pain? You actually could. Really? Yeah, please don't What are you gonna do what's the defense for tickling your knee? And I'm gonna pull my Leg hurts Like your shit there you go and this foot can plant out there. I see a bounce So how did you do the show do you want me to walk you through it again? No That's the motion Keep going you can do it. I want to say that I know as little as you'd expect the blue belt to know So I'm not an instructor, but I do know that jujitsu is not for everyone. I'm one of those Escape is a very general basic skill you need only should have started with it. Okay shrimp on your side Shrimp. Yeah, so you go Can you grab away? I Put your weight on your upper half so your butt can scoot up No, but so it's like how an inch one moves like this I'm not literally That's not a hip escape. That's an inch work. Come here Don't hug me My god, put your butt on the ground because if I can get my foot up here. I basically have to show I can still roast you like this Don't you want to chump me? Yeah, close your legs First I go like yes, but okay, then I go like this and put my yeah almost I love you But don't do that. We're gonna just roll down and you go like this No, it's just that No explosion just just dapps. No That's my god We're just do jits away. What do you call this? Is it called sleep over? So this is your first lesson in jiu-jitsu. I think I'm pretty well stick with it Because it's the best thing in the world. Please don't break my arm. I think about it I think that was a good introductory lesson to jiu-jitsu. I think almost to you're in a lot The whole time no everything about wearing makeup to jiu-jitsu. Don't do it. I try that. It's a bad idea It doesn't work out well. Thanks Julian for teaching us some jiu-jitsu. Thanks coach Chris for teaching me jiu-jitsu Thanks for watching make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out the videos every Wednesday such Thursday. Thank you Julian for teaching me slash us And just remember to keep your thumbs tucked in when you go like this Rip it off your hand I feel like I didn't even get a workout just got wet