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Oh look, someone's happy to see me and I'm happy to see you too. I've always wanted to get crabs. Let's go. Straight to crabs. Oh Jesus Christ. What did I even hit? Hi. Oh God. As soon as I get close to people they realize they don't actually want to see me. Wood. Fantastic. You're going to have to help me out here. If you saw my DNA video you know I'm really close to Neanderthal. I don't know how to make fire. What do I do? Oh, spare. Oh, fire. My hands are on fire. My hands are on fire. Put them out. I can't reach the water. Okay, I've died. Well, that was some fun island time. I lasted four minutes and most of that time was just me fiddling with my VR headset. All right, let's try this again. Get that smirk off your face. That's right. We're serious. All right, this time. I think the island madness is setting in already. Oh wait, coconuts. Oh wait, how am I supposed to reach those? Oh my God, they almost went on fire. I got to be more careful. This is the first time I've not been tall enough in my life. Oh God, get my hands away from the fire. What about people who are vertically challenged? What am I? No, even he's sad. Oh, I think. Could you? I don't suppose you want to? No. He just starts backing away. All right. Yes. Crack them open. All right. Not bad. Now put them on fire over there. Okay, that's lost. Oh, it's that guy again. He's a total jerk looking for an easy meal. Who? Him? I could throw some fire at him. No, I can't. Probably shouldn't have used all my logs at once. Yeah, look at that. Oh, someone's giving me presents. Someone up there likes me. Oh, it's cold. Well, it's Santa Claus then. Hey, what's up? Yeah, as I was saying, I'm really starting to like it here. Oh, save me. Save me. Save me. Come back. Dickhead, I hate this island. What's that? What do I need food? Oh, that's my health. Oh, shit. The seaweed is always greener and somebody else's lick. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you looking for? On that I see. On that I see. Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me. Up on the shore, they work all day. Out in the Sunday slave away. While we devote in full time to float in on that I see. Oh, the sea. Oh, the sea. Oh, God. I'm still here. The island madness is getting to me. All right. I did change VR headset because the amount of wires was driving me nuts. I prefer the Oculus overall, but for recording, the Vive just works better sometimes. And when I'm stressing out over fire, I can't be stressing out about all these wires. I can only stress about one thing at a time. Why is my hand floating away? God damn it, I hate virtual reality. It's just as bad as real reality. Everything's on fire. He's stepping back. He's realized that I've totally lost it and I've been here like 10 seconds. I dropped my food in the fire. And you are doing great. Let me just say right now, nobody wants to tell you that. You're doing a great job. Thank you. Ah, die, die, die. Yes. Okay, how long does it take to cook this bad boy? I'm just going to hold it here. I'm not going to leave it in the fire this time. Is it done? Am I done? Jesus Christ, I got to be careful. Oh, yummy. Being on an island is great. I'm just forgetting about the stick now. I'm just cooking it in my hand. I'm getting a bit cocky. Try to scare him off so he doesn't mess with you. Go away. Does that work? What else is scary to seagulls? I don't vaccinate my kids. Oh, that scared him off. The fire went out. God damn it. I got to stop putting everything on fire at once. I'm just not meant for reality, you know. I should be doing something wild and wacky. Not something so serious. I can't even survive the real world. Not a mind being stranded on an island. Give me present. I've earned this. Shit, I think I'm about to die. Okay, are you done cooking? You are. Okay, there we go. Go golden fish. Wow, those are really rare. A goldfish? I'm on a pet so bad. Which one is he? That one. That one. Yes. Cook him. I've gotten very tribal all of a sudden. Fuck off. Wait, I killed him. Why am I blowing on it? This is nothing. No, no. Eat it. It's still good. It's still good. Fuck's sake. I caught the goldfish only to kill him. Give me a hand, buddy. You didn't like my joke. Okay, his eye is twitching. People do that when I tell jokes. What am I supposed to do with this? Do you need this back? I'm just going to leave it here for now. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. Do you have anything that might scare them off for good? Scare what off for good? The seagull? I thought killing the other one would do it. No, no. My fish. What is this? New record. Yeah. Wait, I'm about to die. Okay. Okay, just about hanging in there. Oh, please be food. You'll only see those once or twice I'll play through if you're really good. Well, this is my second time. I hope I don't burn at this time. I'm dying. I'm dying. How do I start a fire? I need flint. Brown rocks. Feed me. Rubber ducky. Cook him too. Where's my spear? Is that my spear? God, I almost lost it. He stole my shit again. I hate that dude. My spear. What do I do? Oh my God, save me. Save me. Oh Jesus, I'm dying. I'm dying. What do I eat? Oh, I thought I was getting the hang of it. I made it a whole six minutes. Okay, one more try. I can tell this is going to go well this time because I'm just starting to really get the hang of living in the sea. Okay, positive attitude. Let's do this. Hey, I know you've touched a lot of things and held a lot of things on this island. Hey, those were allocations that never proved angry. Angry Kevin. Starting fires. I'm just going to be a glutton. I'm just going to keep eating fish. That is all I'm going to do. This is my entire existence. Notice anything cool in it? That's right. It's coconuts. It's really cool coconuts. Get those. Crack them open. Don't care eating fish. Don't care. No, don't care. Don't care eating fish. That is my entire existence. He's just staring at me like, is this all this guy does? Just eats and breeds? Shit. God damn it. I don't think cooking with the spear is such a good idea. All right, I'll go to eating coconuts. I've caught a lot of fish, but I can't start a fire. That's Steven. Steven Siegel. Did you say Steven Siegel? I'm my least favorite movie actor. Fantastic. It's like if you were trapped on an island with anyone, who would you pick? Steven Siegel. Then it'll make the decision easier when I inevitably have to kill myself. Do you have anything that might scare them off for good? The seagulls. I mean, I have this. That's kind of it. Go away. I don't think he cares. Yeah, feck off. That is brave looking straight up when a bird flies overhead. Now I got a little grabby claw. But what does it do? What is this good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Absolutely nothing. Please be rocks. I need flints so bad. I don't need wood. This campfire is not working out. It's just a load of fish and wood. I'm going to die. How did this scare him? How does it work? Oh, that's actually handy. Ah, my hand. It's just out of the border. I can't. I'm about to die. Give me the coconut. Give me the coconut. Please, my hand is right on it. I hate being on an island. Kevin's sad. You know what? I think I'll have to accept defeat. I'm just not meant to live at all. Like, this is symbolism. Ireland is an island, and I'm useless at living on both my real island and my virtual reality island. I can accept that. I'm just going to lie down and go back into my hallucination, I think. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching wherever you are. I think you're there. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.