 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. The brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Yep, shawlamain the god. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Okay, Hezzy is here. Yeah, right. Wax is here. Yeah. We have two special guests from the We Talk Back podcast on the Black Effect I Heart Radio podcast network. Their podcast names are AJ and Tam Bam. I don't know them as such. Okay, but that's their podcast names. AJ and Tam Bam from South Carolina, from Columbia and Charleston respectively. Okay, the 803 and the 843. What's happening? How are y'all? Great. How's New York treating you? Healthy. Dirty, man. It's dirty. No, not at all. I can visit, but I can never fucking live here. No, it's so dirty, man. Yo, yo, yo, chill, chill, chill. This is my home. No, Schultz, you can't defend New York from 400 miles away. All right? You left New York for the same reasons. Comfortable. You left New York for the same reasons, okay? Knock it off. Y'all did with his chest out. Shit. Yo, why girls didn't want me to put their chest out, man? I got nice titties, too. What you cuban at? You need a cleavage, bro. You said, where's my cuban? Yeah. Got you. Hey, hey, hey, hey. The cars are on ice. Hey, hey, hey. You ready out here? Show them the AP. Oh, big deal. This little thing. That is ankle-out. I must say A.J. and Tanbam have corrupted young Taylor already. Uh-oh. Taylor walks into the studio this morning and she's like... Fuck these niggas. After hanging out with A.J. and Tanbam and Mandy, I realized that I'm doing this men thing all wrong. I walked out. Shut up. I clipped my ears off. I walked out. Did I not walk out, Taylor? I walked out because I already know what the conversation was. What did y'all tell her at lunch yesterday? She just needs to make sure that these men are making sure she feels special. That's all I'm telling her. What do you mean? Treat her nice and don't let them get away with anything. They do treat her nice. Nice, sir. Financially nice. If you got to get multiple to combine them, you can do that, too. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I never knew that. You don't got to smash everybody. You're a liar. That's the lie she said. She said that later on. They don't be fucking everybody. That's true, but there's a little body that's just giving y'all money. That's not true. Yes, they are. Are you giving head? No. You guys aren't giving head to the guys? No. I have TMJ. I have a doctor's excuse why I can't give head. What's TMJ? Too much jaw. I should be clicking and everything. That means you're doing it right. Lock jaw like that. But my mouth does not ajar that much. So it gets tiring quick. So I give out the doctor's excuse. You give that to guys and they accept it? No, she's lying. That's my excuse though. I can't do it. I refuse to believe that men are just giving out money and not getting nothing in return. Can I ask you a question? They aren't getting things in return. What's the question? I just have a question about TMJ because I've heard girls say this excuse before. Why is TMJ not stop girls from talking so much? They never have any power opening their mouth to tell you stories. You should hand out some more TMJ. Yeah. TMJ is fine. Up to here. You're not buying that shit? It seems like TMJ only affects the amount of opening it takes for a penis to go in. Yeah, because you gotta open the whole time. I got TMJ. But you got your mouth open the whole time when you talking too? No. Now I should try to keep my mouth closed while you're talking. Talk to my TMJ quick. Y'all haven't heard it said dick before? Yeah. You know the difference. It's different. The head is just hate. If a guy wants to take you to a fancy restaurant do you say no, I have TMJ it's hard for me to eat? Or can he take you out to a fancy restaurant? Get the kids a meal. You can eat with TMJ. What the hell? Why y'all act like eating pussy? The fork is much smaller than the dick. I've never said that. If I was a guy I probably wouldn't be eating pussy. Yes, you get locked up when you down there too long. Eating pussy is hard. It definitely is hard. Yeah, it's hard. It's not built for eating. Because it's just licking. It's just non-stop licking. You know what's so crazy? I was having a discussion earlier with wax because we were talking about if people are sitting around discussing you giving head that's just as like when guys do it with women. Don't you think it's just as disgusting if multiple women can say you ate them out? Yes. You don't think that's crazy? So if a guy goes down to a bunch of women you think he's gross? He's a whore. He eats them around. I was going to talk about you. You nasty. He's a nasty guy. Do those conversations happen amongst women? Yes. Group chat? That sucks. But would you prefer a guy? I might pass the head to somebody else. Y'all don't talk like that. Come on. Y'all pass the head along? Yes. We ain't talking about that. Explain that. If a guy is good at going down on you you'll say you got to meet my friend AJ. Right. I thought you were keeping it for yourself. We've created monsters fellas. We've created monsters. I can share with my friends. What? Maybe if my friend is a stress release and I know a guy I can send a guy. I don't know these people. Me neither. Chuck, I do that. Why? You spank me. I jump in that too. No. I charge for that. We've known AJ and Tam. I got to call y'all that the whole time? No. I've known Ashley and Tam. We've known them for a long time. I've known Ashley for 20 years. I've known Tammy for about 18, I think. 18 years. We've known them for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time. Can I ask some Charlemagne questions? Sure. Is it true that Charlemagne's penis is longer in the summer months? What? I don't know. Jesus Christ. You might know. You might know. Jesus Christ, man. What the hell is wrong with you? I'm just saying, maybe you pass them over to one of your friends or some shit. Who knows what happened down there in the Geachie streets of Charleston, South Carolina. It's Charleston and Columbia. It's Columbia. The metro is different than Charleston. No, I never pass my friend. The 803 is different than the 843. Okay. It's a total different place. Anything else? You want to ask anything about wax anymore? Yes, I would like to ask something about wax. There's always been a church guy and he liked to pray. Don't y'all be afraid? Y'all say whatever y'all feel like y'all need to say. Waxing the church guy and he liked to pray. Is it true that wax has trouble achieving orgasms? Why is all this sex stuff? Well, because that's what's funny. Hey, look. This guy is so crazy. Tammy is the person who I met many, many years ago. Because Charlemagne, you call me. I listened to that episode and you said that I was a bartender there. I was not. You called me and I was like, Yo, bro, what is going on here? He's not doing that. He's not doing that. I'm not going to argue what she did. You told me no, bro. What you mean? We pulled into the parking lot and I said, yo, is she there? And he said, nah, nah, nah, she's not there. I went in the bathroom. I came out. It was a mob of fucking six, seven fucking girls. Wait, you wasn't bartending at 360? No, I was, but I wasn't there then. Yes, you was. You called me. I came up there with my friends because you called me up there. Charlemagne. I don't remember this show. I know it's Charlemagne. I can't confirm. I can't confirm. I don't remember this one. I thought you was working there at the time. You called me. I don't remember this. You even told me what the pictures had on. You were like pictures in red dresses. Wax with them. Come up here. What? Hold on. So picture me jumping over tables and fucking shit. That's what you wanted to see. That's not how I recall. This is why stories are good because everybody got a different story. I remember coming to 360. You was working there. Not that night. You were so crazy. Let me tell you what it was. That's the type of shit you do. Let me tell you what it was. Charlemagne was probably trying to set wax up. And then he went in there and found out you weren't working. He was like, fuck. How could I get this girl here to create the drama that I need in my life? That one? So then he called you to come. So that could be a fight. So was he in there talking to girls? Y'all was with two girls. No, I had nothing to do with them. Look, look, look. I don't recall any of that. Y'all was with two red girls. Two red girls. And red dresses. Red bitches and red dresses. What's a red dress? You told her I fucking bought the dress, bro. And we ran the bitches out of there too. Did you buy the dress? No, I bought a fucking girl a little dress. I don't remember none of this. She was like, come up here right now. I can't believe this nigga. I don't remember none of this. Listen, Charlotte, we're unearthing our trauma from earlier parts of our life. And this is how we're going to get through it. That was definitely some trauma, man. Yeah, you locked the door on me, yo. I ran to the truck and he locked the fucking door, bro. Yeah. Why did you want him to go through that? What you mean? He deserved it. Why? Because I've been trying to get him to change his ways for a long time. Oh, wow, man. No, for real. 2016. No. No, I'm saying straight since 2016. That's a long time. Yeah, it's a long time. Five years faithful. By the way, I'm happily faithful. I'm not saying it like it's a problem. But five years for a man, not to cheat. That's not a long time. But what make you think women don't want to do that? We have to have like a thousand-time walk-on. We literally get dick-throwing at us on our nine-women. Why do women say that? Y'all don't really want to cheat. Because we do. We might not want to cheat with everybody, but we know who to fuck we want to cheat with. Right. What the fuck does that mean? You know who you would fuck. Who? I don't. Who next up? What is going on in this house today? Oh, I don't want to hear this. This is terrible. This is an ass show. No, I want to hear more about this. I love the way women think. I hate this. It sounds like trouble. Even if you got a good man and a man, that's the love of your life. Women don't... I mean, you do have some women that just be out here. But for the most part, we need a reason. Men just need a time and a place. No, that's not true. Every time I've ever done it, it's been for ego purposes. I thought you said you did it for them because you're so lonely and you wanted to help them out. No, that was me. Me? Now he just be telling on himself. No, that's not back in the day, shit. Not me now. I never knew Wax was such a nice guy. That was like, oh, he's so charismatic. Like, me? No, no, I need more. I love Wax though. I never understood why, bitches, his own Wax like that. We was in Anguilla in a random white bitch just followed this man into the middle of the ocean. She followed Wax through. She followed Wax through. The middle was some blonde haired bimbo. Nasty as hell, having sex in the middle of the ocean. No, no, no, no, no. Pap, which somebody he just met. But where did this woman come from? I have no idea. She was the lifeguard. She was a mermaid. I was drowning. I was drowning. I was drowning. I really want to know so women have a guy in the tuck that they think about? Oh my god, don't tell me this. I don't want to hear this. I'm learning now to lie to men because I noticed that if I'm too honest men hold that against you. Now I'm learning, no, that's not what we do. We don't have a man in a cut. No, that's not true. I would rather the honest conversation. It's always one. You stop doing that. You stop doing the bad behavior so that you can be honest. You can't be honest if you stop doing the bad thing. And what I don't understand is why would you just give yourself to some dude who ain't invested no time and no energy, no nothing. He just gets the fuck because you want to? How do you know that? How do you figure he not doing that? Y'all talking to the missy. Y'all cheating. Cheating. Man, that next text back is a cheater. I might be a little fraternizer a little bit. I like to flirt a little bit. And it gets me in trouble. I like to talk. Don't you got a man? Jesus Christ. Sometimes. I'm single though. It's the same shit. You know what it is. You be in and then you out. I saw you leave a comment on Duval post this morning and you say, can I be single in a relationship? Yeah, because nowadays I'm leaning more towards being in a non-monogamous relationship. Really? It's just hard being in a monogamous relationship because I feel like a lot of people are in fake ass monogamous relationships. What that mean? Everybody cheating. Exactly. Women cheat better. People like to lie better. Cats cover this shit up. Dogs lead shit out for you to see. It's like we're in a bizarro world. It's like we're in a reality, bro. No, we're finally adjusting to what we've been going through with men. With y'all, yeah. We are not our grandmothers. We work. We make money. So I don't have to sit at the house and wait for you. At your other family house. I don't have to do that. No way. That's a triggering subject when people say that's not my grandmother because one of my grandmothers allegedly got kids from my daddy best friend. You find that shit out too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially in the country. That's my cousin, cousin, cousin. Yeah, that's my cousin, cousin. Double cousin. I do feel like we're in an alternate reality though because I am a faithful black male. Me too. Andrew's a faithful black male. Wax is a faithful black man. How long did the women in your lives have to wait for y'all to get to that point? I've been chilling. You got to build them up a little bit. Who builds me up? The fuck? You lose your mind in the midst of building someone else up. Believe me, it's easy. See, that's the thing. Especially in the black community, they push God to black women. Y'all just go through all the shit. We all believe in God. Yes, but they push like, I'm supposed to just have Jesus in my life but you get all the bitches. All the virgin, I just get Jesus. Y'all, you got to find somebody that job both on the same page. Believe me, you'll get it. Don't worry about it. I promise. I thought you did. She told me. That's what I'm surprised. So you're just out here a whole cheating human being? Let me see your ring. I'm with myself. Ring I purchased. Oh, that's cute. I'm with myself at the moment. Things can change though. I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about that. Good for him. Jesus. Good for him. You know what I'm going to endure this? This poor, sweet man getting cheated on left and right. You want other guys just hanging around eating your pussy, passing them off to your friends. This is terrifying. I'm absolutely terrified. I'm going to be honest with you. This ain't no way for y'all to live, man. Y'all sound like men. Sometimes I am a grown-ass man. Y'all sound like early 2000s, late 90s men. No, really? You sound like this one. No, because at this point I just rather just chill with myself for a little while. I have been in relationships for a long time. You know? I'm tired of being in a relationship. No, I'm ready for a serious relationship. I don't sound like a man. And I do have men giving me money for nothing. No, they're not giving it to you for nothing. They giving it to you in hope of. That's what they're giving it to you. You let a man wait. That's the importance of letting a man wait until you have sex with them because they'll either say or do something that's going to talk to themselves about the pussy in the first place. Or they'll, you know, money speeds things up. Really? Nice things speeds things up. But don't the more you buy a woman's stuff, the more you give a woman money, now you're expecting something. Yeah, you got to cash that in. What a big no. Y'all ain't talking to your daughters like that. You know that's a bullshit. He's cashing that in eventually. No, I would. I would talk to them like that. I would talk to them, I would, because you have to be straight up honest with your children nowadays because life gets coming at you fast. Yeah, like would you tell your daughter like, listen, just because a man takes you out on a nice dinner date, that does not mean you should have sex with him. Of course I agree. But it is an expat. And men expect sex after dinner when we eat. It's real good the other night. Yeah, that's what men are going to expect. But that doesn't mean they're going to get it though. A man open your door, he's going to want it. Open the door, come on now. But that's what I would give them back a mile away. What? A pussy. Where at? First of all, there ain't no quality pussy. That's disgusting. That pussy smoked out. I don't want none of that pussy. But I would tell my daughters that a guy like he ain't doing it to you. That's why we need to stop teaching girls and we need to start teaching men how to treat girls. We're special. The boys how to act. What's the best way to treat women? Women are special. We teach little girls, we teach little girls, oh, keep your legs closed, whatever, we shun the sexuality. Women, we're sexual beings too. And then the men can just, you're a man based on how many people you can run through. And then you grow up and now you feel like you feel like then you grow up and now you feel like the piece of shit. Your whole life you've been running through bitches and then you expect to get a woman that's going through. I'm calling women bitches. I can't believe y'all. We can call women bitches, y'all can't. Who calls women bitches? I do call women bitches from time to time. I do. This is something I do still say. It's adjectives that matter. Don't say stupid bitch. I'm not going to say stupid bitch unless that stupid bitch is acting like a stupid bitch. And then I'll call her that, but outside of that I would never really say it, to be honest with you. Adjectives matter. This is really eye opening. Because I didn't know that women really thought like this in 2021. We aren't city girls though. No, we're not. Country girls, but it's the same thing. Country is hell. It's southern. Country is a state of mind. I'm southern. Country, you think about like, you know, country most corner, that's the country. I'm southern. I'm from the south just because you further down on the map does not make you any more or any less country. Because there's a lot of country people walking around New York. Country girls can't cook. Oh, by the way, New York is the most country people. Why New York act like they're not country is hell. They match everything. You know what I'm saying? They con. They Timberlands. They wear odd color schemes. They eat more country than so called country folk. You clown and soldier buddy, go watch some old dipset videos. Like what are you talking about? But you said something earlier. Ashley, you said that men we quantified our manhood by the number of women we slept with. That's not true. That's what y'all are taught. You got a little boosty, like taking his time to have sex with a grown woman. He ain't gonna forget about that anyway. I don't remember a lot. A lot of y'all suffer from abuse. A lot of men suffer from abuse at the hands of women. First of all, so I'll be the first to say that. I'll be in abuse for years. Yeah. And y'all think it's okay because, you know, you just got this grown woman, but then it kind of correlates into how you then treat women when you get older. She molested you. Yeah, I know that now. Yeah, I know it now. But in the moment, I know have been molested by a grown woman. What did you say, Shost? I said, in the moment, you just thought you were sucking them things. Yeah, he looked you up, man. And then when you're sitting around talking to all your homies, that's around the same age and all y'all talking about the same experiences. You're like, damn, all of us was getting molested at that age. So who ain't shit? Women are men. They're watching kids and shit. They should have their own name. It was crazy because it gave me so much confidence, young, and then she took all the confidence away from me because when I made her stop, she started telling me I had a big ass nose. See what I'm saying? Why is it funny when men get abused? It's not funny. It's not funny. I thought about this. And she actually has a point because you've told this story before and I've thought about this. You said, I told her to stop because the smell of her dairy curl grossed me out. She was like, you probably smelling it so well because of your big ass nose. She was just coming back to you, right? So back then, I was wearing my head going up and down. She thought they all just dissing each other and it was an appropriate mess. Well, hey, yo, boy, dissing the fuck out of me. I got something for his ass. That my goddamn grandma putting Niels born on my nose thinking my shit's swollen. That's real trauma. That is real trauma, man. She used to tell my grandma, look how big his nose is. His nose is so big, grandma coming with all kind of cream putting that shit on my fucking nose. It just made it shinier. It's fucked up. That's probably why my shit's always shinning now. Yeah. Lord have mercy, man. Listen, I want y'all, I want better for y'all. What you mean? I want y'all to find a man and settle the fuck down. We be trying. What you mean? I had a very high tolerance for bullshit. Really? Very high tolerance for bullshit. What y'all call bullshit though? Because I think that we have a definition of- Bitches. That's like the number one lion. Not being accountable. Talking to you crazy. All of that stuff. Y'all are some bipolar ass people. What's holding, not holding ourselves accountable? What's that? You know, you have to flex everything onto the woman. Like, oh, I did this because you did this. It's always something that the woman did wrong as far as I'm concerned. Now, you gotta find a guy who owned up to his shit. Yeah, but even when you own up, that doesn't mean that I have to accept it. Yeah, you guys never want to own up to anything you do. I ain't saying sorry. So I try to do things that I have to say sorry for. So sometimes you don't always try that. I'm not saying sorry if I'm wrong. You're just never that wrong that much. Or if I suck your dick, that's sorry. No, it's not. Sucking your dick is not sorry. Sucking your dick is how we get over the problem. But if you don't want to say sorry, you can hear it while you're doing it. That'll help out. Yeah, but then you still be mad. You might not fall asleep and wake up, you know, wake up mad again. Now, you can't let him know if you don't nothing here like you feel until you make him know if he nothing, he's still mad at you. Yeah, that confuses me. So if we arguing right now, we have sex. I feel like, shit, everything good, even if he was the one that caused the problem. I'm good the next day. Why are you still feeling that way? I'm horny here. Keep on looking at you guys as like being appetizing. Yeah, but then I have to then be happy to have sex. I want to know what the no monogamous relationship looks like. I'm intrigued by that. You know what I'm saying? I look to the episode y'all had the cheaters never win. Winners never cheat. Y'all interviewed all the men that live double lives. Do you think that could work for you? It wouldn't be a double life because he'd be telling the truth. Because you're being honest. Exactly. Then you give the woman a choice what she wants to expose herself to. Don't put my life in your hands. Yeah, you're right. But that's all it's about. Right. So if the guy's being honest. Open dialogue for the most part. Just being open to talk about whatever the fuck it is. So what does that look like? Do I just get to bring any girl home I want to? Do I have to tell you? Oh, no. Bring no bitches in the house. No, not at all. Keep them dogs outside. But it depends on the type of relationship too. Because some women might want another woman in the home with y'all sometimes. Really? Yeah. O'Pair. Shut up, man. What? I don't know. How do you even know that word or something? I was looking for something. I need my clothes washed. That's like the nanny. O'Pair is like a... Well, yeah, it's like a nanny, right? But she actually lives there full time. Yeah. I don't want that. So you fine with that? If I... I'm trying to figure out how that would work if I'm a guy. But you won't want your woman to have someone on the outside. No, no. Fuck. No. That is disgusting. Disgusting. There's nothing like... But you can have someone coming home with your beard smelling like pussy. Right? No, you don't do that either. You're going to get laid up. Who does that? So y'all were cheating, y'all weren't eating other people's pussy. That's why you don't want to lie about it. No, no, no. No, get some head with your eyes closed. You know how he times somebody else's man to eat my pussy? Right? He's been in that zone. He gave you money too. He gave you money too. Right. Can I wash your face first? No, he's teaching you a lesson for your bitch. That's a real story? Yes. Me and Chucky went to night school together, boy. Jesus. Night school. No, not night school. He went to... Benedict. We're not in night school, man. No, we had a class together. Benedict was kind of like night school. Don't do that, Chucky. And we went to summer school. We went to summer school together. I didn't ever go to summer school. No. No. No, it was just regular college. It was regular class. All y'all went to Benedict? All of us. I thought you went to Allen. No, we all went there. The wax started at Allen. He started at Allen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tammy was at Benedict. You did college radio at Benedict. I did. No. It was at USC. Yeah. This dude almost got me beat up one time. What happened to that guy? You know what I'm talking about. You do what? The butt story. The butt story. Oh my God, do it like that. What happened? You gotta watch yourself. That was fucking what this dude was, right? And I didn't even want my roommate to know I was fucking with this guy. I enjoyed fucking him. I liked fucking him. The most? You see what I'm thinking about? Okay, okay, good, good. Yeah, I liked fucking him. And I'm like, damn, wax. I'm on the side street. What oak street I think? I was like, yo, check it. Check it. What up? He was fucking with us. I'm like, what? He told you that? I'm embarrassed. Like, why would you tell my friend that? I was like, damn, did he tell you I fucked him? Meaning you put something in the butt. This dude tasted like a damn football locker room. Football locker room over there playing football at school. Because not only tipi told us you can't come to shower because then he can't come to shower no more either. Tipi told us, he was tipi told us. It wasn't tipi told us. No, you got to see Andrew eating whatever he eaten and Jordan, that shit, he ate shit like popcorn. Shout out to Jack and me, bro. Great, great turkey from our boiler room. Keep going, so hold on. So you put something in the guy's butt. No, just on her fingers. And then what happened when you told the dude? He lied? Like he wanted to get my roommate to fight me. I didn't know that, but I took care of that too. Like, why would you want to fight me over the truth? I didn't lie on you. Yeah. You didn't just not talk to people you just fuck around. And that's why I do that too. I shouldn't do that. That's actually why I do that. Especially when I was younger. Yeah, for sure. Yes. You make sure you tell the full story, sir. Woo. But he came back, right? Yes. Eventually he was like, I miss you, damn. I miss you. He wanted his butt hole finger. Yeah, you get that goddamn G spot. Yeah, he can't act as current bitch to do it. So he was like, damn. Yeah, it was so crazy. Because I stood on top of the bench in the locker room like, yo, this nigga be getting his ass fucked up. Yeah. He's like, hey, watch, chill out. Like, hell no, she told me that she'd tell the truth, baby. So that's why I do like to fight. I like it. What was he doing? He couldn't fight wax. He couldn't fight wax. He was like, I gotta go fight somebody. You're not going to fight this girl. Like, no. He wasn't fighting me, but. And he actually loved me in the end. You don't want to fight me. You hit him up again. You were like a bully in college, though. You know, wax used to get roses. Wax is not a bully. And stick laxatives in it. And then pass them around campus to people. I've seen all that stupid shit. No, no, no. I was, I was. Reese's Pieces? I never heard of the Reese's Pieces. Yeah, Reese's is not your hand. And no, he would take the wrapper off, stick it back in, put the wrapper back on top. You know the little minutes tucks. And pass them out. Jesus. That was, that was different. That wasn't a bully. I just handled whatever needed to be handled. It was my school. It was my, it was my, it was me. It was wax. They had people shitting up all over campus. I used to get by with everything, but I had to, because I didn't know how to do nothing. You want me to go, listen to nothing? I remember when wax graduated. First of all, nobody could believe you actually graduated. And literally it was mad girls. I didn't, and this dude did. She didn't graduate, yeah. It was mad girls in the stands screaming mad different names. When wax, they was like, they didn't call Herman's name. They didn't call Logan's name. I'm sitting there like this motherfucker. And I skated up out of there. Yo, let's go. Yeah. Listen, you also had, you talked about how hoeing doesn't heal. Oh yeah, we got in trouble for that yesterday. And the hot seat, the hot toffee. With the girls from Horrible Decision. Oh, Weezy and Mandy? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, cause we did podcasts called Horrible Decision. They believe in hoeing. Yeah, but I feel like the general consensus at the end of the day was that it doesn't, and if you're going through some shit, like just having a lot of different people, energy is all on you, that's not going to solve anything. You're going to still be fucked up. Like somebody's come through, smash you and leave. Like you're going to be curled up. That's all that's going to happen. Unless the healing that you need is sexual healing. Right, that'll be the only time. Is this such thing as sexual healing? Of course, absolutely. Really? That's an argument. So hoeing does heal then. That's not hoeing though. I mean that just could just be sex. Hoeing, I'm talking about like, I don't know. More than one penis a year. Yes, just running through. More than one penis a year. Not a year? A year. More than one penis a year. Why shut up? What the fuck? Why is that something? What's wrong with y'all? Shut up. How many penises you need a year? It depends. Well, I've only had to say penis for a lot of years. Is it a hot girl summer or not? No. I think COVID, I think COVID is the best gauge. More than what a week. How many penises? And the same zip code. How many penises did you have during the pandemic? That's the best gauge, I think. One. One. That's all you need. The fuck? That's not a hot girl summer. What's a hot girl summer? No, we hot girls. We like, yeah, warm, warm girls summer. 10 years, how many penises in 10 years? From 20 to 30. It just depends. If you're in a relationship, then it'll be that one. But if you're not, it can be as many as you want. Let's think about numbers. When I'm single, I'm. Let's think about numbers. In 10 years. We ain't about to calculate my bodies. No, we're not. I'm not sure. I'm saying one a year for 10 years and 10 penises. Two in 10 years a year is fucking 20. You don't want no more. Let's think about this. What? I don't get that. Do it big math again. What was that? In 10 years, one a year. Okay. That's 10 penises. Right? 10 penises. 10 meats, right? Even if you have two a year for 10 years, that's 20 already. I like experience. Man, that's too much. Yeah, why you want somebody and. I mean. You know, y'all be wearing virgin holes. Y'all are a bitch to suck y'all dick on a handstand. But never did it with anybody else. It's impossible. I don't think a man should demand anything of a woman that he don't have himself. Like you can't say you want a girl to have a body count less than 20 if yours is well over 20. I disagree. So hold on. So if you smoke and crack, you don't want your son not to smoke crack? What? How's that comparable? What you mean it is? No. There's no y'all holes. You could want your girl to have less bodies than you. That's okay. That's what I'm trying to tell Charlotte. No guy wants a girl to have as many bodies. I mean, listen, experience is experience. I don't care. Like if you love somebody, you love somebody. You know what I'm saying? If you love that car, we got 400,000 miles on you're gonna steal a body. You just renovated. You know what I'm saying? The whole engine, you gonna put the doors in there. Half the time you won't know. You gotta get on the car. Half the time you won't know how many miles are on that. I tried to tell him. You get it. You try to get it. And if you somebody like me who tries to be honest, like men look at you crazy. Need somebody honest? No. How many you got? Can you tell the truth about that? When you got some women, like you think this is some nice, wholesome girl because she told you she only fuck five guys in life and she's 35 or whatever. And then here I am like, shit, I lived. That's right. I had a whole phase in my 20s. That's right. Because I think the worst though was the 30-year-old. Yeah, she did all the young boys. Because I know some women who, you know, got married, had children young. And now in divorce problem, probably. And they out here. And now you out here. Like you look stupid. Why? Why do you feel like they look stupid? That's not the drug dealers. That's not the drug dealers right now. No, I'm just saying, why do they look stupid to you? I mean, definitely stupid. It's just... Why though? Why is that stupid? Let Chuck say it. Because I'm a man. I just feel like it's other things you should be concerned, especially if you got children. It's other things you should be concerned about. And they still looking for love. Like you run it through all these people looking for somebody that loves you at this point. You're still trying to find a man. That's what it is. There's no woman in the 30s. If you had a whole phase in your 20s, a lot of us are not proud of the whole phase, but it was necessary. You can't unfuck people, so they don't need to feel bad about it. I don't have any regrets. And I just always tell young girls, like when I talk to young women, I feel like I'll podcast, my target market would be for young and women. So that we can tell them, like, listen, you don't have to go through this show. We're telling you. Then that way you can live through us vicariously. You don't have to necessarily... But if you want to have your whole phase in your 30s, that's your prerogative. As long as you're doing it responsibly. And keep your regrets to say that that's stupid. No, how? I don't think it's stupid. I don't think it's stupid. It's not smart. I don't think it's stupid. Why do you want a virgin hoe? I want a virgin. What's wrong with that? It's really truthful, but I just don't want somebody with a lot of... I don't want no virgin. You don't want no virgin. Nobody wants a virgin. No, a virgin hoe. How would she know how to... Well, y'all want a faithful millionaire? That's a stupid virgin hoe. There you go, shirts. Keep going, shirts. We both asking for unrealistic things. That is not true. That is not true, bro. I'm faithful as fuck. You can get a little... One with diabetes. Two dick don't work. You could get a faithful billionaire. Being faithful is not hard at all. Being faithful is simply a choice. That's it. Yes, cheating is a choice. Eating? This guy over here, bro. Cheating is a choice. All that shit is a choice, man. It's about respect. Bro, this guy just started being faithful two days ago. October 2016. Listen, the day he did... Don't let them call you Gary Jackson. No, he knows everybody in this room know I'm clean. Wax know I'm clean. Man, this nigga used to do me dirty. The day he got clean, boy, I was the piece of shit of every day. Yeah, they were on heroin. Yo, remember that time in Vegas? Ass crack. Yo, remember that time with that girl in Vegas? Oh, my God. And the cops came to the room? Oh, my God. What's wrong with the mad as hell? Like, the guy's always been doing this shit. Now you fucking got mad. The girl, because this shit was stupid. No, that was stupid. That situation was stupid as hell. The girl chased me to my room with the fuck I'm supposed to do. That's what he said. That was his story. The cops told us that. What happened? No, the girl was with another guy. I know. A white guy. He walking through the hotel. Look like a big guy. Exactly. The girl mad at the dude. And so somehow or another, she attaches the wax. Wax takes the girl to the room. Makes her take a bath. I run. I run. I was running down. Every time I tried to hold, I ran a little bit. And so how she end up in your room neck and in the tub? Wash. I don't know what happened after that. Come on, man. What? I keep holding my hands. I took a straight pussy home and washed it. But the guards came to the door and was like, we watched her go through the room. They watched her fucking chasing me and everything. I wake up with ten phone calls. They're like, yo, wax. Police. Women. What the hell is going on, man? I called you to set the police up my door. I thought it was a weed. I'm like, ah, I caught you, man. No, you kidnapped the girl. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Fuck you talking about. Kidnap the girl. You know how bad that could have ended up? Right. Yeah, that could have been real bad, bro. So all I'm saying. It could have been. It could have been. As a man, when you start getting to that point, everybody got to grow up. Yeah, we get to grow up now. That's all I'm saying. That's just too much. It was too much. That's it. I'm in clean. I'm not, you know, Derrick Jackson asked me. I wouldn't even say it if I was bullshitting. I don't even listen to my old man. Like, I'll be damned if I listen to somebody else, man. I don't even care what women would even follow that guy. Right. I know you're faithful. Men cannot tell me. I know you're faithful. I know you're 100% faithful. But like, you act about your faithfulness the same way vegans act about their diet. No, I don't. I act the way heroin addicts and crack addicts act about being sober and alcoholics. That's how I act. Don't even go around that shit. Five years. I'm getting the coins this year. Watch, this year I'm getting the coins for brothers who have more than four years of not cheating. You giving them chips? Whoa, whoa. Why four years? You can say two years. No, no, no. So pussy is like a drug. Yes, it is. It's worse than drugs. It's new pussy, right? No. It's new. It's pussy period. It ain't that ain't. It's not new. Let your girl not give you no pussy. You're gonna get a fucking fiend out of this motherfucker. Aw, man. You're gonna go crazy. You're gonna go crazy. All that fucking porn. Stupid. You go crazy. So if all women is just to say she's tired and she don't feel like having sex, we automatically internalize that and think it's us. Like, damn, it's me. She fucking somebody else. No, I don't go that far. Man, it's stupid. No, I don't go that far. Like women physically just can't have sex all the time. Just cause you want it. Yeah, because your body. Then why she always smashing all these fucking girls? I mean these guys, then. How do prostitutes do it? All these fucking... Your girl was smashing a bunch of guys? Who's smashing a bunch of guys? No, cocaine. It's up in the pocket. A lot of girls who smash a lot of guys will be on cocaine. It numbs them up. I'm confused about this. What? Man, what's going on? You say why do girls smash a lot of guys? Yeah, she said that the girls don't like to smash all the time. Even having multiple guys a week and multiple guys a month, then it's kind of crazy. No, when you got in-house dick, y'all having sex a lot, and then it slows up, right? Mm-hmm. All right. I mean, you're not smashing... I don't know. I don't know. I've never just smashed all these people in one week. All right, multiple guys a week. I don't know why I don't feel like it hurts so much, though. Because you don't have a vagina. What do you mean? That don't hurt your feelings when you're a woman, so I don't feel like it? Oh. Oh, yeah. And the guys say it if I hurt worse, though. Bro, I mean... The other day... You used to turn the girls down. The other day, I was like, we were initiating some stuff. Me and my girl and like... What do you mean initiating? You know, we're like starting to have sex, but not like... Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah, we're just like making out, getting intimate. And this shit crushed me, bro. I pulled her close and I kind of like grabbed her back. Like, you know, like you're trying to get really sensual. And she just went... And she just laughed at me in that moment where I was trying to be like romantic and sensual. My dick got soft so fast, bro. It was unbelievable, dude. Because she laughed? That might have been a laugh of joy. Like, oh my God. No, it was like... You're making my back feel weird. Like, it was that... That shit killed my ego, bro. My ego is so fragile. I got something for you, Andrew. That's super fragile. I got something for you, bro. I'll let me after the show. All right, Bet, what do you got? Some Who's Wacked something. I got it, though. All right, Bet. Just a conversation men don't have enough of, man. Like, we... Our feelings get hurt when shit like that happens, man. Like, I want my woman to want me all the time. And if you don't want me in this moment, just tell me. Be like, I'm tired or whatever. I got to be something more than just... I don't feel like it. That's all. Why? Because it's just your ego. Because it's my ego. Yes. Well, that's a way to hold back just because you want to have sex all the time. That's not... I'm not saying that, but it's just like, yo, tell me something other than I just don't feel like it. What else would you like to hear? Right. I'm tired. My pussy hurts. Something, you know what I mean? My pussy hurts for the last time. That's a good excuse. Oh, I like that. That's ego. My pussy hurts for the last time. That would lie. That's what you say. My shit up. My shit up. That would lie anyway. Yeah, lie anyway. I'll be lying. So what do you tell your man when you don't want to have sex? I don't feel like it. God. You know what I mean? Oh, no. You know, sometimes I have been like, you know, I feel irritated or something like that. I don't want to have sex. I mean, I feel like... What if he say that about you? What if he say no to you? That's weird. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we're gay. If we say no to you, we're gay. Should I get it done? Are we fucking somebody else? I see that. Or even that. That's hurtful. I'll get it done myself. Then you go grab the vibrator. You suck my tittie while I do this. You only got to fuck. If I don't feel like doing it, I suck your titties. You suck my titties. You know what I'm saying? Not you. You suck your own tittie while you're doing it. No, I need him to do it while I use the vibrator. Oh, I don't mind that, by the way. Yeah. Your man say no, though? To suck in my titties? No, to fucking you, period. Like, no, I don't feel like it. No, but I mean, like you think it's going to happen and it doesn't. That's kind of disappointing. What do you mean? He go to sleep? Nobody's ever said no, I don't feel like it. But like, yeah, he might go to sleep. What's fucking a tittie? No. No, I'm talking about it. I've never had somebody tell me, like, no, I don't want to do it. They don't want to fucking do it. My brothers, take your power back, man. Start telling girls you don't feel like it. You know what I'm saying? But that's a lie. Y'all always feel like it. Exactly. No, no. Man, they always feel like it, though. But you don't fucking do it anyway, though. We have to do it. If your girls sit there and say she wants something, you better figure it out. Go drink something, smoke something, figure it out. No, man. Sometimes you got to jerk off. And so once you jerk off, you got your mind right. And then you could tell your woman, I don't feel like it. Just to get back for all the time she told you that's what she can feel how you feel. You're not talking about that. You're not doing it. Hell, no. I'm fucking no one at home. You talking to anybody else out of the street, don't fuck with that home, man. Fuck that. So what you ready to cheat now? Because I said I don't feel like it? No, man. That's a little mad. No, you ain't going to get no food. Your clothes ain't going to be washed. You're going to have attitude in your house. Happy life. Happy wife, happy life. Right. Beat it up real quick and be all right. This is horrible, man. We're going to pay some bills and we're going to come back and talk about why Quavo took the Bentley. But after listening to y'all talk, I understand why he took it back. That's why he didn't take it. First of all, he didn't take it. Okay. Listen, this episode is sponsored by Bluetooth. Yeah. Okay. Guys, it's been a hell of a year. Personally, I feel like, you know, we've all aged about 12 years over the last 12 months. So if you're a guy that feels like you're a little older, your age may be impacting you in the bedroom. Okay. So it's time to snap out of it. 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That's an audio book that we put out on Audible a couple weeks ago. And Tameka Mallory, state of emergency. Here we go. We'll be out May 11th, 2021. Let me tell you something. This is a special week, right? I'm going to tell you why this is a special week. It's a special week because my first book, Black Privilege came out on April 17th of 2017. Right? And this week, as Andrew be talking shit, the advanced copies of Tameka Mallory's book, State of Emergency, came out this week. And I didn't even, that's just, you know, coincidence. So it's my first release on Black Privilege publishing. So Tameka Mallory, state of emergency, how to win in the country we built will be out May 11th. But you can pre-order now, but advanced copies are in the street for press and media. I cannot believe I'm looking at an actual copy of the book. That's right. Unbelievable. Actually, I know we've been talking about this for months. Excellent. They can be any book though. No, it's not. This is the goddamn book. You're a liar. You're a liar. Okay. Look, Black Privilege publishing. This is the book, State of Emergency. How do we see Tameka right there? This is the book. Okay. It's out May 11th. Everywhere you buy books, my first release off Black Privilege publishing. So it's not a coincidence. You say what? I'm getting it. No, it's not a coincidence because you know, 2017, when Black Privilege came out, and I feel like I graduated, right? So it's four years later. And now I just don't have a couple of New York Times bestsellers. I have an actual book imprint. And this is the first release off the imprint, State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built. Congratulations. Yes. Thank you. And I've been telling somebody that sit here and write a book for so goddamn long, for years. I'm working on it. Okay. I'm working on it. You should. She had a great idea for a book. I don't want to say it because I feel it. All right. Yeah, plug in God. How do y'all plug in God? Guys, man. This guy is crazy. Plug in guys? No, that would be a good chapter. No, it's not. No, that would be a good chapter. I know a couple. I know it was not. I know. I don't know a couple, but I know that dude. And then there's another dude. Another dude you went in but too. I don't know those girls, man. I don't know about you, man. How do you know it? I don't know. No, you did. We talked about that before. And that's all guys, right? I ain't going to put them out there, but. You better knock it off. No, move your finger. You got to tap it. Yeah, you better stop that. Hey, look. But hey, that might be a service. A subscription. That one. A subscription. A subscription. A subscription. Hold on, hold on. A weekly subscription. He used to want it? Man, you better stop playing with this dumb shit, man. Man, I got tired for this shit. That's what he did. Whenever he wanted it, he did like this. Oh, geez. Let's say yes and no. What? My guy used to want it? That's my guy. No, I want it. No, no. What you in it doing? Man, can we go next? Where are we? God damn you. That's my people. That's my guy. That's my guy. That's our people. Who? Fuck. Nobody. How do y'all feel about Quavo allegedly taking the Bentley back? He rapped about taking the Bentley back. It wasn't his. We talked about that. Y'all are some haters. How that's not his? It's rented. It's a lease. So how could he just took the lease back? It's a lease. If he paying the lease. Okay, so he took it back. That's some talk girl shit. That's a $350,000 car I'm taking back, too. She should have given it back. So he should have let her keep it and just be like, look, it's a lease. The lease up in a couple years. You can keep it, but you got to take care of the lease. But he's paying. Yeah. He should just let her keep it to you to pay. Transfer the payments to her. Or take the car back. Or take the car back and let her get her own. Let her get her own car. Let her get her own fucking car. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she has cars. You think she got cars? Yeah, I'm sure. Cars are a waste of money, by the way. I think leasing is the way to go. Yeah, me too. For brand new stuff, you definitely should lease. Me too. And then you can jump in and out of something every three, four years. So I don't have a problem with the lease. But if he is paying the lease and he took it back, I'm not mad at him. You know what I'm saying? Because they're not together no more, right? So it's like, yo, the things that I gave you. I'm going to be paying for a lease for you to see her next man. I can't wait to see who's sweetie hitting up next. Me too. Because I feel like, okay, for me, you add money for an instant swag. I feel like men should get the same type of bitches that they would get if they didn't have any money. Could he get her if he didn't have any money? Yes. How? In what world? Because she might not have no money. We don't know what she looked like before money. She was pretty beautiful. She was the same face. So girls might have thought Quavo was cute before money. No, he was getting different women. What you mean? He was not getting that same caliber of women. I don't believe that. I think some guys just have a way with women. It don't matter. Oh, come on, dawg. What you mean? Look at these guys. Boy, money do something. Man, go to Sweetie. See, I don't like, go to Sweetie when she's young. Watch, Sweetie is the woman y'all would have wanted. I can't even tell what you watch. Exactly. Who's the one over here? They need sleep. Okay. All the way to the top. Who's the one over here? He's not an unattractive man. He's not. No, right there. Go to the next one. Right there. Who is that? I don't know who that is. That's Quavo in the middle. That don't even look like that. I think that's Quavo to the right. That's Quavo right there. Y'all being too judgmental, like people don't grow, like we don't evolve. You know what I'm saying? Blessings. You know what I mean? Some people get better with time. Okay. Let's see. Go to Sweetie before fame. He's been beautiful forever. And look at her. That's her right there. Mm-hmm. I don't see why they couldn't have been together in high school. What's the problem? Boom, boom, boom. Just judgmental for no reason. I wouldn't hurt me with somebody else. That's just like I felt about Sierra when she was with Future. Like why don't you let him put a baby in you? Lord have mercy. Drop his DNA in you. What's the problem? Yeah, Future's not good looking. Why are y'all so superficial? Don't be so long. First of all, men are way more shallow than women. You do not see a fine-ass guy with regular traction. She's right. She's right. But you can see a nice-looking woman with an ugly man all the time. This is how women contradict themselves. They say that we're shallow, but then they say we fuck anything. Can't be both. Y'all do both. No, we do both. Y'all do both. We're shallow, but we will fuck anything. Guy Cole. Thank you. But here's the thing. Women are shallow, too, just about different shit. You're shallow about money. There's no such thing as an ugly billionaire. Didn't Jay-Z say that shit? First of all, men like men with money, too. That's where the big homies shit came from. Big homies. What's up, big homies? Yo, they'll call my baby big homie if he got more money. Exactly. That's so true. That's so true. Yo, men do like men with money. Me and Duvall was just talking about this shit yesterday. Everybody likes it, okay. I'm going to wait until I'm 50. We got to call out all the men that like men with money. Why are you going to wait? Do it today. Do it now. No, my mind, my business. I'll call it. That shit is disgusting. You said they'll call a baby big homie if they got more money than a... That's hysterical. No. You know what's so interesting about that? Dudes be hanging out with people that they would never hang out with if that person they had money. That's a fact. You've been clowning that dude in high school, giving him wedges. Smacking back his head. And you guys wouldn't get those women if they didn't have money. No, I don't believe that. What? That's the truth. Only because I've seen... I mean, I've seen dudes... Dudes can get a girl without no money. For sure. A quality woman? Yes. Women like conversation. They like laugh to them. They probably got a rich dude. They ain't doing shit for them. You know what I'm saying? You could be with a rich dude who ain't treating the right. For sure. You know what I mean? And then you just show her a good time. Next thing you know... Come on, man. I've seen it a million times like now. I don't think money is the... End all be all. End all be all. No, no. I don't. Not even a little bit. That's fair. I don't think so. Have y'all gotten the vaccine yet? No. My mom got it on Saturday and she was sick with a 104 degree temperature on Sunday. Which one did she get? She got the... Johnson & Johnson? No. Thank God. She really did do the two shots. So that's the Moderna, right? Okay, good. Or Pfizer. Yeah. So which everyone? But they discontinued the Johnson & Johnson. From what we understand. It was guinea pigging people. Y'all not getting it? I'm not an anti-vaxxer, but I'm not in no rush to get it. Yeah, I'm awake. Me neither. I'm awake. I'm getting that shit today. See you turn into a zombie. No, you're not. You're a fucking liar. I am. I'm getting the Moderna one. You say, I'm going to get that shit. Really? I ain't paying attention. Why? What happened? I want to know what changed Andrew Schultz's mind. Because Andrew Schultz was the guy who was like, I got the antibodies. What changed your mind? My girl got the appointment. We were in a fight and I just didn't want to add another thing to the fight. So I was like, fuck it. Give me the vaccine or whatever. It happens every time. You got pressured into it. What was y'all fighting about? Huh? Something he did. What was y'all fighting about? Her laughing at me during sex. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You got a double pump. And how that turned into the shot. You know what's not. I didn't really, but you know what is funny is that like I literally for a living love it when people laugh. Like that's what, and there is one time where I don't want to hear a single fucking chuckle. And that's during sex. But uh, but yeah, I don't know. I was super against it. You don't let the jokes fly during sex? Nah, sometimes in the beginning I will. Sometimes like, it'll be like little cutie jokes. You know? But then once it gets into like, it was like, you know, you could be cutie or shit. You know what, no smiles and laughs? What she said in here? No smiles and laughs during sex? You don't want her to smile at all? No, of course. Smile, laugh. I don't even want your eyes open. Your eyes open up. What the fuck is happening to your eyes opening for her? You don't want her eyes? She can't look at you during sex? I don't know. I'm trying to think. What's that? That means that black women always close their eyes during sex because they can't stand to see a nigga happy. You ever wrote that? Why you don't want her eyes open? What? Yeah. I don't know. I think you're not enjoying it. Like do you kiss with your eyes open? Like when you try to enjoy something, like you close your eyes. Right. Yo. Have you ever done that? Have you ever been kissing somebody and then you got your eyes open and then you see their eyes open and you're like, what's your eyes open for? What? You have to be crazy as hell. Like praying with your eyes open. You see what I'm saying? That's kind of crazy as hell. So you don't want a woman to like stare in your eyes intensely while she's sucking your dick? That's some soul ties right there. See that sucking your dick is different in my meeting you and you got your eyes just open. Like magic girl looking at the pillow while you smash it like right? That's kind of crazy. Not a suck in the dick. I don't think, I don't even know. So what if stop sucking dick and looking at me in the eyes. We don't need you to suck dick. Like just focus on the task of hands. You know what I mean? Like if I'm ordering a fucking subway sandwich I don't need the guy who's making the sandwich to be putting together the fucking sandwich and staring me in the eyes. Do what you gotta do. Focus on your crap. Make the sandwich, man. Make the sandwich. What's the point of looking at the guy when you're doing it? To let you know you ain't shit with him. Sometimes it's like some intensity. Some people would tell you like look at me. It's like some energy exchange when you're staring in their eyes. Keep your energy on the thing that you gotta keep it on. Why you got all this extra energy? Right. You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of energy. Jesus Christ. Let's do some shit you won't care about next week, Taylor. What is that right there? What does that say? Can you be too old to get a hickey? Yes. That's a great question. Yes. Oh he should call and tweeted that. Yes. He should call and tweeted how can you be too old for a hickey? You bitches crazy. Who ever said it, fuck you respectfully. I don't want to be out here with a hickey on my neck doing business. Yeah. Everybody know you having sex? Like chill out. By the way, if the pussy good, you're going to get that hickey. How good is it? Because if a guy's on top of you, he kissing on you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can know better. He's going to suck on your neck. People do that when they're young because they want anybody know you finally having sex. Like y'all look at the hickey. Or let me smell your finger. That's the same thing you smell on your finger. Who the fuck? Nobody does that. Come on. You definitely do that. I'm talking about back in the day, hickey and smell on your finger, the exact same thing. Go to your boy like let me smell your finger. Take a shower, bro. Or a fucking hickey. It's the same shit. Yeah, it's the same shit. Walk around for three days. Why he's got them filthy ass hands? Like guessing. Get, nigga. Can you be too old for hickeys, tan bam. No. If you're having sex and it happens, it happens. It happens. Nah, you're too old. I don't want hickeys. You want to see a 40-year-old person. You want your fucking makeup on it. I would be blind. Don't mind their business. Word up. Or you give a fuck. I would be trying to put makeup on it to cover. It could happen. Cover it up. And you're not going to think it's a hickey if a person has passed a certain age. Like, that's a rash. Is that a burp? A rash. You know what I'm saying? You okay? Yeah. You're not going to think it's a hickey. Abuse. You think you too old to give hickey shows? Am I too old to give a hickey? Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Like, I don't want my... I don't think it looks nice. Like, your girl walking around with hickeys all over her neck. It just looks weird. Like... How many do you get? She fucking. Like, something to look like. She fucking. She fucking. She's fucking. She just finished fucking. Yeah. It's too much. I agree. It's too much. She should call it said fuck y'all. She should call it said fuck y'all, respectfully. Hey, he should call it as a grown-up. It's kind of crazy. Do you only stop at one? Yeah. What if he wants two hickeys? Hickeys like the poor people's engagement ring. What? What? You know what I mean? It's like, that's mine. But I'm not enough. That's my man. That's my brand. I branded her. Exactly. What else we got? I don't know what the fuck Leslie Jones was talking about right here. It's my sister. What did she say? She said dudes and dude-deads who ghost are cowards. Maybe they think that if they don't respond, the whole thing just never happened. They do not have the courage to be honest and their manners are poor. I think ghosting is... I get it. I think ghosting is one of the cruelest things you can do. Avoid someone because you don't want to tell them the truth. Leave someone hanging. It's so disrespectful of the other person's feelings. You told them. The silence tells them. I don't think that ghosting is that bad. I've ghosted and I've been semi-ghosted before. That's why you don't think it's bad. But it's never happened to you. You think it's disrespectful? Yes. It depends on how deep y'all are. Exactly. You go out to dinner with somebody. You wasn't feeling them after dinner. Then you don't talk to them. I owe you an explanation. But what if y'all are fucking each other yet? That's what I'm saying. Okay. The longer y'all been together, ghost. If the dick was really bad, then it's okay to ghost. Don't want to hear her cry. What about this though? What about this? Is it worse to string someone on? I think ghosting is way better than stringing someone on and saying, no, no, I do like you. But yeah, I can't hang out this week. Let's hang out next week. Blah, blah, blah. That's the most cruel thing. Ghosts. But don't you want a reason? Fuck. Who cares a reason? Hey, your teeth, I didn't like how they look. That's the problem. It'd be like subtle shit with women a lot of times. But listen, if a guy fucks you and doesn't call you no more. That don't piss y'all off? Yes, it does piss you off. Life can piss you off. It's okay. It would. It's not illegal to piss people off. And y'all don't wonder why? Because that's what really is pissing you off about the whole situation. Even if a girl does that to a guy, it's the why. Do you really owe them something? I don't want to know myself to everybody. At this age, it's just like, what? I might want to improve. It could be, okay, then if it's mutual, y'all ghost each other. We just don't talk no more. So it's cool. So it's cool if it's a mutual ghost. No, I need to know why. You need to know why. Oh my God. Why? That's what I said. You don't ghost. I know you ain't talking. Listen, if I know you for a real long time. I know you ain't talking about ghost for nobody. That's what I do. Oh, okay. You ghost? If I know you for a long time, I want to ghost you because I don't want to see you cry. No, that's worse. If you know somebody for a long time and then ghost them, that's different. You don't want to see them cry. So that's when you ghost them. If you know somebody for a little period of time, you don't care. I've seen waxed ghost girlfriends. That's different. That's not even ghosting. That's like... Women he told me he likes. Women he's introduced me to. That's weird. That's not ghosting. And then ghost them. That's not ghosting. That's something different. Savage. That's a bad behavior. Yeah, bitch ass nigga. No, I agree. I agree. No, friend. No, friend. Should I go into details? Thank you. Yes. Should I go into details? No. Tell us. What happened? I know a woman that he was really into. He introduced me to her. He introduced my wife to her. I'm like, oh, man, you know what I'm saying? It's a nice woman for you. Yada, yada, yada. All of a sudden, y'all had to stop fucking with her. Y'all had to stop talking to her because I don't want to hurt her feelings. I'm like, so you just stop talking to her? I did that a lot, though. So he was talking to some girls that's nice. Listen, let me tell you how much she didn't know. Popping up on his ass. Whoa. Popping up. Whoa. Popping up on his ass. Like, you just going to stop talking to me? Hold on. I don't know. This guy goes crazy all the time. She wasn't black. Because you know what? Oh, OK. No wax. Never gets into an intimate relationship with a black woman. So that didn't... Damn, man. Look, I'm about to get that. No, listen. That's coffee. I know, listen. You just get out of your ass. That's air. About that shit. Hey, look, I got an opinion about that. But that was bad. That was bad, though. I told him that was fucked up. Don't do that to people, man. No. That's not what happened. What happened? What happened was... Tell him what happened. It's old. He liked her. No. She just ghosted it because he didn't want her to feel it. That's what he told me. I don't like her. Nobody feelings. And I got into something that I was not supposed to get into. And when I realized, I looked up and realized, like, what the fuck is going on? And I... So who's the ultimate enemy to Puerto Rican? The ultimate enemy to Puerto Ricans? Yes. Who's the... That enemy enemy, but, like, they got, like, a rivalry. Diabetes. Man, shut up. Oh, my God. That's black people. Oh, my God. That's black people from Puerto Rican. That's a lot of rice. It does start with a D, though. It does start with a D. Two Dominicans. Yeah. He had himself a Dominican? Whacked out of Civil War. No. Yes, man. Yes. And I told him that was so fucked up. I said, yo, you just be playing. I'll be like, no. I'll be like, yo, he got to play. He always got to play the game filthy, filthy. Turning women into hoes. But why? That's what he be doing. He turning women into hoes, man. Why's he got to play the game so filthy? Huge boy. What? What's up? I'm going to tell y'all something, man. Charlotte may have thought I'll leave this whole fucking show. What you mean? But nobody's dunking it. What do you mean, man? I'm sweating this shit every time he's saying that shit. I'm fucking out of it. I'm going to keep throwing them shit. I'm not listening. Listen, all I'm saying, that was fucked up. That was a bad. That was a terrible. That was the worst ghost I ever seen. Now, I'm going to tell you, a while ago, I apologized to everybody. I'm sorry for everything I ever did. I'm sorry, man. And sometimes you got to leave. You just don't want to hurt nobody's feelings. But you ended up hurting her feelings anyway. But it's the way you do it. You're right. But it's okay. No accountability. Right. That's what I was talking about. No accountability. It's either stand there and watch her cry or... Dump her and be all low on Instagram or the poetry. And don't see her cry. Let her cry by herself. And pop up with a new bitch. Right. I don't know how he got it. Do you have a woman crying in the mirror, man? Is it me? Is it me? You just know it's not you. That's what I'm saying. It's not the problem. That's what I'm saying. It's these men. I'm not going to say it's my brother now. It's just these men. I was a piece of shit. And I apologize. We all were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I apologize. Jesus Christ, Sheldon, man. See? That's why Ghost in his back. That's all that... That's the moral of the story. That's the moral of the story. We had a whole race war. He talked about Ghost in his back. The moral of the story, Ghost in his horrible. Okay? Don't do it. We're still doing shit you won't care about next week. Did you see... Now, this was... I thought this was interesting. Did you see 50 in... And I liked how 50 handled it. Diddy was spotted out with 50's baby mama. Yeah. You see that? Yeah, I heard about that. The industry is very... It's like an ancestral place. You know what I'm saying? I don't even know why Diddy wouldn't want that. You know what I'm saying? She's a beautiful woman, but to me, it's like... Well, you know that's 50 baby mama. Why would you want to have that? Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why. It's trouble. Maybe that's why. Maybe you want a little excitement. Well, that's what you're going to get. Yeah. You got the kids involved. Yeah. Men just want... Men like that. And I feel like that is in the, you know, in the entertainment industry. They want to... The same women. Yeah, like they... You're going to get exactly what you want. It's territory. You take a dog to a new apartment, he's going to piss on it. Right? He wants to mark some territory. So, this is what they're doing. I just think it's... It's more about how he feels about the man than how he feels about the woman. He's definitely fucking with 50 with that. Yeah, that's all it is. That's... Yes. And he's holds for everybody, so there's that part. I just did certain things to you. I wouldn't do that to one of my boys. You know what I'm saying? But they're not boys. They're enemies. Clearly. You know what I mean? And she is super savage. I ain't mad at her. Me either. Me either. Me either. I'm not mad at her. I just think it's a... They ain't friends. Yes. Right. But I agree it's a respecting. Like it's just... That's respect right there. You shake the man's hands like that. He ain't pounding. You're getting respect right there. That's a long time ago. That was 20 years ago. Hey, it don't matter. There's certain things I just don't think you should do. I know that the, you know, industry is incestuous, but come on, man. So what 50 had to say about it? He was big about it, right? He just said he don't care. Yeah. He's like, we fight over business, not women. Jesus. So do whatever you want. There's still certain things you don't do. It's a respecting, man. You know what I'm saying? It's a respecting. And like, you at least got a call to do and let him give him a heads up. Can she be with somebody other than Diddy though? God damn. What's wrong with Diddy? Next. I ain't touching it no more. Okay. But Charlotte, what you think when Jay-Z did that to Naz's baby mom? He did that? He was being spiteful. Yeah, it was beef. He did that on purpose. And by the way, nobody knew that. Right. You know what I'm saying? That was something that happened. There was no social media. Yes. And then when he needed to use it against, Naz, he did. Biggie and Poc and Faith. Same thing. Yeah. He used it against him. Exactly. Faith said she didn't fuck Poc. And I believe her. Me too. I believe her. Yeah, me too. It's easy. That's 100,000 years ago. She could say, yeah, I fucked her, man. I want to know what that dick was like. Me too. Yes, prayers up for Black Rob. I do want to say prayers up for Black Rob. You know what I mean? Yes. You know, I don't... And that is a good conversation too, because I see people mad at Diddy for this. What is Diddy supposed to do in this situation? I smashed him. Baby mama. Because at the end of the day, it's business, right? After you and a person's business is done with each other and y'all haven't done business in years, am I supposed to always show up for this individual? It's not like we're friends or family or anything like that. You know what I'm saying? Like what do you want people to do after a business relationship? I'll give you an example. Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, for a brief part of his career, had a player that was on his team named Delante West. Very true. Delante West is battling mental illness and drug use. Drug use and was homeless. That's right. And Mark Cuban scooped him up, put him in a rehab center, is now, I think, employing him. I think he's actually a part of the team. He didn't have to do that. That's my point though. I'm glad he did it. And I salute Mark Cuban for doing that. But he's not obligated. No, Diddy's not obligated. He's not obligated to do it. But it is a cool thing to do for somebody who needs something. Especially somebody that you've made money with and Diddy probably made way more money off of Black Robb than Mark Cuban made off of Delante West. Listen, I agree. But once again, I don't think Diddy's obligated to do it. So what is he doing for him? Boom. Who, Diddy? Nothing. Nothing that we know of. Well, Black Robb was on Bad Boy, right? Yes. I thought they were a family. What's his illness? Are they not a family? But see, Tammy brings up a good point. I'm sorry. What is the saying Bad Boy for life? No, Tammy brings up a good point. It's not Bad Boy for the extent of the contract. It's not Bad Boy for three years. It's not Bad Boy for one and a year. It's Bad Boy for life. And see, that's where the problems come. The problems come with these record labels because instead of just doing business, they all family. You know what I'm saying? When you know this ain't really your family. This is just somebody that you're doing business with. That's how you get your motherfuckers into doing shit for less money. Exactly. Right. Right. Family. We know that. We know that's his specialty. That's true. That's true. But you know, yeah. Yeah. All I'm saying is, it's completely, I think it's completely okay to be critical of someone who has marketed it as a family and then you see them actually not living that life. That I agree with. You know what I'm saying? If you're saying that a person is family, you're saying this Bad Boy for life, then you probably should show up for that person. Right. But in most situations, especially when it comes to business, that's not the case. It's just transactional. Hundred percent. You know what I mean? It's being a good human being. I mean, look, there were other teams that Delante West played for. Those owners didn't go help Delante West and nobody expected them to. Yeah. Mark Cuban did it and it was really cool that he did it. Where's his family? Where's his family? Like where are these people family on? I mean, in most situations, well, in a situation like Delante West or Black Rob, they probably was the first wealthy people in their family. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So now that they don't have it, no more who gonna be there for them? So what was Black, what was he in the hospital for? Like what's going on? Say he needs a kidney. Oh man. Yeah, he'd say he needs a kidney. You gotta cough that up, yo. What, a kidney? Give a kidney. I'm sure a diddy could find somebody who can do that. Give a kidney, puff. Give him a kidney, puff. Give him a kidney, puff. Come on now. Black market. I'm sure he could get that. All right. I want it right quick. By the way, that's an Instagram post. Seriously. That's all did I do. If diddy or somebody posted about, you know, Black Rob need a kidney, he'll get, Black Rob will get flooded. Yes. With just flooded with people that want to give up kidneys. Kidneys. Black Rob, go give him a kidney. Want somebody? Shit. All right. Shit you won't care about next week. The game, the game said, maybe I'm old school, but my woman ain't paying one damn bill. Not rent, not mortgage, not a card note, not nails, hair, clothes, phone, our groceries. If you're taking care of home, cooking, and fucking the shit out of me, life on me. Period. Okay. That's nice and traditional. You just post a picture of your dick looking big in the sweatpants, bro. We don't want to hear this nonsense. Right. What? I was showing you when I see the dick. No, I'm saying it's like, you're doing the same thing, like you're thirst trapping the girls. All this is, is a thirst trapping the girls. Yeah, that's what you're asking for shit. I'll take care of you. That's it. I feel that way. Come on, bro. Like, duh. Wait, you're rich, and you take care of the woman you're with? Bravo, bro. Right. That's all I'm saying. Holy shit. This is regular. You and the army, and you fight for America? Bravo. Right. You could not be more obvious. This is problematic for couples, and the trenches together. Right. Who can't afford to do that? Exactly. So it's nothing wrong with, it's nothing wrong with splitting bills. Yo, listen, there's some Derek Jackson shit. Okay. I like that. All men should aspire to one day take care of their families. That's it. That's all we want you to do is aspire. We want you to be working towards that. Right. If you don't mind helping, if he needs help. Absolutely. That's how it's supposed to be. Women are supposed to be to help me. You can expect her more anyway. But if he got it, y'all expect him to do what the game is saying. Right. Absolutely. But we do. Like no man goes, no man is waking up that morning going like, I sure hope I don't have to pay for anything for my girl today. Like it's the stupidest post I've ever seen. Like every man wants to be able to provide for their girl. Every man wants to be able to take care of their girl. That's not true. If they got it, they do. But if they don't got it, they can't. Well, mentally they want to be there, but then they project their issues on to you. Like I can't do it today. Because they're insecure. Exactly. That's where the term gold digger came from. It's just from some dude who ain't had the rent money. He spent it on fucking, I don't know, weed and studio time instead. So now I'm a gold digger because I got requirements. And I'm asking something of you. Why can't this flip them? Because y'all, y'all doing well. Right. Why can't y'all take care of the man? That's not how it goes. What you mean? Why can't y'all take care of the man? Men feel so insecure when a woman can take care of them. I'm not dealing with you about that. I'm not dealing. A lot of men are masculated by that. Bullshit. I don't even know what that means. Bullshit. I have no problem letting the woman take care of me. But she got it. All day long. I have no, I would have no problem with her. The fuck I need to pay a bill for you? Got it, got it. Exactly. How do you respect like, how do you hold your man at night? You see, that's what it is. Y'all don't respect me. We're the big spoon. Wow. But that's what it is. Y'all don't respect men who can't do this. I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you. Men don't respect men who can't. Ladies, I'll be honest with you. You're sounding a little broke. Shit. What do you mean? How do you sound a little broke? How do you sound a little broke? I'm just saying, you sound a little broke right now. If you had a crowd of money. Exactly. Yeah, please sell it out. If you had crazy money, bills wouldn't be a big deal. If you have crazy money, you just not come out. It's nothing. It's $1,200. Who cares? Money isn't that big a deal when you got money. Definitely you would want a man who got money. Or more money than me. Right. You want a provider? Yes. But why does it have to be money that a man provides? Why a man can't provide emotional support? All of that. You know what I'm saying? Love. Yeah, that too. I ain't heard y'all talking about none of that stuff this episode. All of that stuff. Respecting you to the fullest. We've been talking about just love. That's what it did. What about love? Love do not pay the bills. Love do not pay the bills. I'll make this. I'll make this argument. I'm so happy. I'm married. For women is there's going to be if a woman wants to have a family with you there's going to be a time where she can't work. Like she got to literally birth a kid. Right. And she got to raise the kid at least for a few months. So there's going to be a section of that relationship. True. And most women still go to work six months, six weeks later. Absolutely. They're back. But there's a section for at least let's say bare minimum three months where a woman is not going to be able to work. She's going to hold shit down for minimum three months. And if she doesn't feel that way, I can totally understand why she's not secure being with that person. Like the reason I pay for all this shit is because I want my girl to know, you know, it's good no matter what. If you want to stay home with the kid, that's good too. I think we put too much pressure on money though, man. I think we miss out on good people when we put everything on money. You know how many times y'all probably missed y'all blessing with men? No, I have been with men in the trenches. I have, you know, I have been with men who are doing well now because they were with me at some point. Really? Yes. Upgrade? Yeah. So if it's not financial, it could be... How does that make you feel? Well, finances is the reasons why most relationships end. Really? Because, yeah, money. It's not the love. The love is there. The money is not. That's the problem. So you would break up with a person just because they ain't got no money even if you love them to death and they love you? No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying sometimes the finances makes the relationship harder. Tammy's a cancer. I do love love. But money, if you're broke, you're not happy. But most people aren't happy broke. No, I know a lot of happy crackheads. And they stay together the longest. All these crackheads stay together the longest. I ain't never seen nobody sit with them. They don't want for shit, though. They just want crack. They just want crack. That's miserable. But why do y'all act like two broke people can't be happy? Like, why do we equate money with happiness? Y'all know that's just stressful. It's stressful. Like, stop acting like... First of all, you don't have money but as I'm saying, if you used to not having, that's when you used to really have fun. You broke? Yeah. All the nice stuff. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. You have way more fun when you got money. I ain't mean to tell y'all that lie. How do you know? Yeah. You know, I'm trying to be relatable. Listen, all the rich people I see breaking up all the time, all the poor people, they stay together. They try to work this thing out. Because they don't have no choice. Like, you got more money, you have more options. If I got a bunch of money, I don't need you. I will say it's the best when you got money and you with the people you came up with. You know what I'm saying? When you get to live that other life with your people that was in the trenches with you. That's when it's... That's when it makes sense. That's when we have fun. That we be having fun on the mileage. You hear me? You hear me? You hear me? Let's scroll down, Taylor. What else we got? Who else we got? Hold on, you guys go. I gotta use the bathroom. Yeah, rest... Shit, I got a P2. By the way, hold on. Let's pause it then. Listen, rest in peace to DMX. I was thinking about this the other day. Has there ever been a period where this many icons were passing away? It's... People gotta go though. People gotta go. You gotta get the fuck up out of here. They're now our peer age. Are we that old the way we're watching people pass away? Yeah, we are. God. Damn. Y'all that old. Not me, yeah. Y'all getting there. I think... I think DMX is going to bring people closer to God because I think we're at a point in society where that's all we got, by the way. And I'm not saying that's all we got because that's really all we ever had, but he's going to bring people back to what's really important. The pandemic made everybody realize what was really important last year, right? Which is God, which is your family, which is the essentials. But watching a man that was that anointed, right, who everywhere he went, regardless of everything he was going through, always give all glory to God. I think the same way Nipsey, God bless the dead, made people start thinking about the age-old concept of black entrepreneurship, black ownership, the do-for-self model, the way Kobe made people question their work ethic and embrace being a father of girls, the girl, that thing. I think X is going to make people realize... Multiple prophets. Yes. X is going to make people realize spirituality is all we got at the end of it. And God is all we got at the end of it. Why do you think that? One thing I've been doing is listening to a lot of his prayers. I've just been listening to his prayers over and going, and his prayers is really, really dope. A lot of them I ain't even know that he did that many. Exactly. Would you say so? Yeah, I would say, why do you think that? Yeah, whatever. For that reason, Wax just said, because if you notice all of the stuff that you see online is him praying. He would randomly just show up, be at Waffle House and lead everybody in prayer or be at backstage at concert and lead everybody in prayer. Just praying for people on the streets. So the things you're seeing now is that you're seeing that part of his life, which some people may have never noticed. That was always the thing that stood out to extra me. Me too. Like some of them, but then he got a lot of dope prayers. Like I'm seeing a bunch of everything online is going like this. So I enjoy that part. Like this one woman, I saw this one woman post online how she randomly ran in the DMX at a hotel. Oh, and got her back with her father. Got her back with her father because she couldn't forgive her father because I don't know if he was a drug addict. It was something. He had addiction problems. He had a full-on conversation with her about forgiveness and forgiving her dad and praying for her dad. And she got a relationship with her father because of that. You know what I'm saying? Like he really was a prophet, you know? And once again, I keep telling people if you did not recognize God in DMX, it's because you're too busy looking for God in places where you believe God should be. Absolutely. And focusing on the negative like, oh, he's on drugs. Like so what? So what? Everybody got trauma. Everybody got addictions. Everybody got things. Vices were fighting. This is a drug. Sex is definitely a drug. Food is a drug. Yes. That's my fault. Food is definitely a drug. What, food? Food is a drug. What were we eating after this? No, I had mercy. Rest in peace with DMX. Shoes, I loved your take on Chloe, bro. Thank you, man. I did. I thought that was very well said. Chloe, what was it? She put out a Tweet or something about it. What was it? She, I guess accidentally or some of her team accidentally posted a photoshopped image and they were trying to wipe it from the internet. And when they try to wipe some shit from the internet that shit is real because we used that picture for the thumbnail of the YouTube clip and then YouTube took that whole shit down. Man. So yeah, they're not playing games. But basically she said it's so hard keeping up with societal standards of body images or there's so much pressure to keep up with it. And it was just like, dude, you and your fucking family created these unrealistic standards for women, dude. You know, it's like, you can't be the victim of the thing you create. And I don't mind if you make blood money. A lot of people make blood money. But if you make blood money, you're not going to cry about how hard it is for you to make your blood money. You know, if you choose to make your billions doing some fucked up shit, then shut your mouth and keep making your money. But don't make me feel bad for you when you started this problem. Yeah, I wish that maybe she will in the future. It should be a deeper conversation, right? Because, yeah, like those impossible beauty standards that you got to put a hundred filters on and have surgery and all of this other stuff. That's your family's responsible for a lot of that. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? But are they really just another cog in the machine, you know? They're the big cog. Yeah. Because, you know, Kylie went from zero to a hundred and didn't tell nobody nothing. She's a different person. You know what I'm saying? You can't change your DNA though. Yeah. It's crazy because like, and I'm not saying that this is across like all cultures, but like there are women that literally get their face changed to look like Kardashians. Like there's so many fake Kardashians out there. Or their Instagram filter. Yeah. Actually want to look like their filters. It's crazy. So it's like, they're dictating the beauty standards for the world in a lot of ways. And they dictate the clothing standards for the world. When I posted that shit and I saw the reaction, I realized that like women's relationship with the Kardashians is not what I thought it was. Explain. It's the same way as like people's relationship with royalty. You know, like people don't really like the king. They don't like the queen. They just like the cool shit the king and queen got. But if something bad happens to the king or queen, they're like bet finally that piece of shit got what they deserve. I'm never like that. I'm not a hater. I'm cool with people. I like the Kardashians. Do you know for what? I like them because I feel like they make it okay for little white girls to date black guys. Like it's cool. And that's okay. But they are really white though. I mean they're white, but they are Armenian. Yeah. But Kylie and her sister, they're white. Are they not Armenian? I don't know. They're dad. The Kardashians dad. All right. So back to the Kardashians. I just like, I think that there is there is growing resentment because they're an institution that dictates the standards that women have to uphold. Right. So women are like, fuck, I don't want to shoot shit into my lips and my cheeks and all this other stuff. Fuck. I don't want to have to get ass in plants. Fuck. I don't want to have to buy all this expensive shit. But this is what I got to do to keep up in the world. So when they fall, if you notice any time they stumble, the world rejoices. Nobody's capping for them. Nobody's going, but they're okay. But they're sweet. They're nice people. They're like, yeah, get them. Get them. Get them. Blood in the water. So they definitely are the beauty standard though because look at what they're enhancing their lips and their ass. Who's that? Black women. They was to have that conversation. People might respect them more. Like if they were to tell people, they're not. This is what I did. This is how we did it. Yada, yada, yada. They did that. I think people would respect it. Could you imagine that? I would like for them to do that. They're not going to do that. No, they're not going to do that because truth be told, you probably want this unedited picture down because you don't want to have to answer no questions about the surgery. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because now we see this unedited picture like, oh, she did get this done. She did get that done. Yeah. Yeah. But I agree. I do think that they created this unattainable standard of beauty that is just... I feel sorry for women. Y'all got too much pressure, man. It is. It is a lot of pressure. And I feel like we do it to ourselves. Like they just be getting asked to sit on it all day long in a call center. I don't understand. What are you doing? Your ass ain't even working. And I don't think we're going to get each other anyway. We don't care. Men smash anything. No, we don't. Man, men be smashing anything. Stop it. No. We don't. Men get no dick from nobody. What girl with the flat ass? I'm just saying. The girl with the girl who got her ass done, she really don't have to do it. She's going to get the same amount of dick because she's going to put a laser through the guy. He's going to smash her. Or maybe her self-esteem would go up and you can't fuck at this point. Right. No, I've seen wax fuck some really ugly girls. Nobody asked nothing about me. Nobody asked nothing about me. No, but she said self-esteem. I was going to tell a story. That's the picture? Which one? That's it right there? Oh. Whoever posted that is a hater. They need to be fucking fired. No. That's like equivalent to your friend like posting a fucked up picture, y'all. But you know what? Without confirming it with me. That's only a story because of how she looks now. That's it. Exactly. Because that's a old picture. That's a old picture. That's something you should dream body, y'all. That's some people's dream body. Is it right? No, for real. For real. For real. Why did they do that? Because of how she looks now. And by the way, if she had owned. That's somebody or a team did that though. You think so? Guys, guys, guys. Think about this. They are selling products to people based on a false reality of what they look like. Yeah. Kali got the lip kit stuff but you had your lips done. And not only you have your lips done, you're using Photoshop to manipulate the way you work. So it's false advertising on even the products. Like the whole thing is a charade. It's all fake. It's all fake. It's all fake. Yeah, but all brands do that. Not just the Kardashians. Explain. Explain, Tammy. I'm just saying that every brand is Photoshopping everybody. You know, it's not just the Kardashians doing it. You wait till I come up with my line of great sweatpants. Uh-uh. You gonna put some dicks in it? Big dicks pants. That's right. It's gonna have the print already in it. You know what I'm saying? Men have not cashed in on this the way we need to. You know what I'm saying? We can do the same exact thing. Damn catfish dick. Yeah. That's it. That's it. Y'all do it all the time with your high waisted jeans and your apple bottom jeans and all that stuff like that. Watch. We're gonna come out with the great sweatpants with the print already in them. I definitely need a cock shot now. That's not enough dick. Yo, you know what? That's true. That's not enough dick. Make it enough. Listen, Chloe did this to herself. Yup. If she was honest, if she was honest, that old picture wouldn't even phase her. Yup. If she was honest, that old picture would have no impact on her whatsoever. It'd be like whatever. You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? She's like whatever. Yeah, she matter what she looks like. She like it. That's it. But you don't think those women feel pressure to be beautiful like everybody else? Who gives a fuck? Hey, I'm serious. But they did that. Why not? They still give a fuck. We could have loved them for their personality. Listen, it's plenty of reality show stars that ain't sexy that do well. You know what I'm saying? That's why women probably feel more pressure than anybody else. There's a show about fat people we watch. It's just about fat people. 600-pound life. The Kardashians beauty, you know it got me about the Kardashians. They're richness Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It was like how white people feel when they watch good times probably You know what I mean? Like I was watching the Kardashians like and he's they live such a rich life They don't even realize that that's a real world going on. Yeah, they had their own ecosystem. That's what I cared about I thought that the sex tape What let's do some asking idiots Oh And healed them And by the way people like to give that sex tape credit now brother plenty people got sex tapes. They got business Somebody in that family Yeah, and I think You got to you don't just become a billionaire just because of no damn sex tape All right, let's do what you got for us girl progression What's uh, you got some good ones Taylor? That's jesus Asking me that's a good one. I promise this ain't lucky says if you could ask jesus one question. What would it be? AJ Am I living a life that you see fit amen. Yeah Are you living a life that you see fit My living life. You want me to live what if you tell you I ain't give you that after you to get eaten Then what you gonna say? Okay, jesus. I won't do it no more. I'll repent jesus. Tell me not to get my ass. I let's over yeah You gotta give us choice But jesus jesus told you not to have sex outside of marriage Oh Why you do that? Also jesus told jesus told you not to covet thy neighbor's husband or wife and you'd be letting But he ain't saying nothing about that bitch around the corner And he told y'all to stop eating pork and he told y'all no shellfish. Yeah, so you answer the question in shulks. What? Answer the question. What was the question? No, if jesus told me to stop eating ass, would I stop? No What would it be? Oh if I could ask jesus one question, what would it be? Yes, um Uh, were you were you fronting when you were carrying the cross to go get hung on it? Because you know, you're the son of god So, you know, you're just going to heaven anyway like where you try we like faking tears and we were being like It's like, but you know, it doesn't hurt because you're god like You know He's just not a god. Yeah, but still he got magical powers. Like did he ever think about like turning that power? Or did he just give niggas glasses? He could walk on water What else could you turn? We don't feed it a bunch of people He fed a bunch of people with like two loaves of bread and two fish or something like that. What was it? Yeah, or the two fish two bread green eggs a ham. What was it? Yeah, red fish blue fish It was red fish blue fish. Yeah It was no green. By the way, jesus ain't coming back. I want y'all to know that You know, he ain't fucking now. He's over. It's other prophets that aren't came and went Yeah, jesus ain't fucking with her for no more god ain't even fucking with her for no more Oh, you know, we got about a hundred more years. There's still a lot of goodness out here. It is That's about it. It is i'm gonna be around till about 92 That's all and then we out, you know, i'm telling you it's only gonna get worse. We're gonna be old friends Well, we're gonna be optimistic What else we got tail again Where do you guys think you'd be if y'all never met each other? Wow Where would charlemagne and i'd be if we never met each other? I'd be significantly poorer All of us Um, I would have I would have less joy I mean, but I but I can't say that like I mean me and andrew getting money together So we're brilliant it has has bought a significant amount of income to both of our lives, but I would have I would have less joy because Andrew is Andrew's more retarded than y'all know and i'm using that politically incorrect word because there's really no other way to describe it Him and duval are absolutely The two most insane. I mean wax too, but wax ain't no comedian And these motherfuckers be trying shit out on me that I know that I haven't even heard them use on stage yet What the shit that they be singing Yes, it's really stupid But it makes sense though. No, it does it does it does it does make sense. It really does make sense. That's the problem Uh, yeah, everybody. I'm not I mean Everybody here on this microphone right now. I'm absolutely positively happy that uh I'm I'm met. I feel like we all were 100 percent. Oh, yeah, we all were soul tribe. Yes in another life actual family actual family in another life Blood makes you related, but family. What are you doing? I'm west african. I'm sorry. I said west I'm 97% west african. Yeah me too 100% gucci. You ain't gucci. It's got to be african something, right? No, it does not have I bet you was african. I bet you I guarantee you. You did a dna test? I'm I'm ogicci indian No, you're around the area I'm ogicci indian. Oh, well because even when ashley and tammy When tam when ashley told me her and tammy was cool. I was like that make too much sense You know what i'm saying? Because this is like I have a question all the same energy It's all the same spirit. Yeah, it makes sense when tammy was chasing you Um, who is this? Did she seem more of a long distance runner or short distance speed? No, it was some long distance speed. You might be east african tammy. It might be something Something like that. No, it was definitely long distance speed. I definitely thought she was gonna give up But listen, she had reinforcement. She could have chilled for a while. I've been just It was like five of us chasing him It was five of y'all. Yeah, it was like me. It was like five of us and ashley main And ashley main He was chasing you too. He's running the truck around. I'm trying to catch the fucking truck He would like drive up a little bit wax him into the car and then he'd drive up a little bit more Man No, that's it was fun, man. No, it was good time. No, it wasn't fun at the time. Yes, it was And I find how many years later he called her up there I don't remember that that part. I don't remember I don't remember calling tammy Oh man, tammy was I'm telling you tammy was behind the bar. Let's do the fabricated story All y'all met at benedict. Yeah. Yeah all classes I met I met ashley when I used to do radio at hot 98 In Charleston and we had No, that was 989 Yeah, and we did a uh, we had a promo called crush the haters and the gnaz navigator And that's when gnaz had hit me now out and we took a navigator To the house of blues in myrtle beach to go watch gnaz before. Yep That's how I met ash and I met tammy I was I was doing a remote somewhere and tammy came to the to the remote It was big t's barbecue right outside of the barbecue big t's goddamn barbecue. Yeah Jesus christ, man Oh, no, I really does fly that's I remember both of them situations vividly as a motherfucker But you can't remember the thing about uh us how you met I don't know I know you I I think maybe you might have known so-and-so first and then you just Things we won't care about Through another woman. Yeah, it was it was her things. We'll care about next week. It was her It was her because I remember I remember you telling me that wax was messing with her. I was like, yeah waxing love with her This nigga is so crazy. What things you don't care about next month tomorrow Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. This is the last one big mf mic Do y'all think everyone has a purpose and do you think everyone's purpose has a positive impact? No Everybody does have a purpose and everybody's purpose is not always positive At least you're alone. There's things that happen that could possibly change the world and that person was supposed to do that It could be a negative You think someone's life's purpose is negative. No, I think they don't align with their purpose And that's why they're doing negative things. So everybody. I don't think god puts anybody here to just be You gotta have the positives and a negative I think that was some years god was just trying some shit, man And he was just making anybody, you know what i'm saying? Well, he did a good job with me I can't read but i'll be all right the rest of this shit. I really thought you can't read for a long time It tells social media i'm like, oh, okay wax can't read and shit like niggas messaged your back Because everybody have a purpose I think so But it's always positive though Everybody's first purpose is not always positive, but at least if you even you learn Purpose if it's not positive. Yeah, I don't yeah, exactly I don't think that's your purpose if you if you purposely doing negative things to people But then also too, some people don't know they fucked up, you know Yeah, for them. I actually will Give a little pushback on that Uh, a serial killer's purpose is to kill as many people as they can But that's negative Yeah, but what if they have a just But just think about the animal kingdom humans are just like, you know, yeah, we create this morality on top of things Exactly. So if you take away laws and religion, we just sophisticated animals. But to that serial killer, that's normal too, though Exactly. I think he's a predator But I hear what I hear a tamas saying which is like I think it's so easy to get caught up in a negative quote-unquote purpose Just because negative shit is so much easier to do like doing drugs is not your purpose But it can give you the driving force of every day of your life, but that's not your purpose I don't think god put you here to do drugs. You just took the easier way out Or be a serial killer. I don't think anybody was put here to be a serial killer That's not a purpose because that crackhead who got me to go to college if he wasn't a crackhead, I probably wouldn't listen to They probably may have to be a crackhead, but I don't think that was his purpose. I think he made poor choices I think destiny's not a matter of chance. It's a matter of choice. Yeah, I think people just make poor choices sometime And it leads them down a path, but I don't think that's their purpose But he had the numbers going to meet a crackhead that day Because you know god got everything lined up with everything it's time And so I was going to meet that person that that day and I feel like a lot of times people say Oh, it's your time. If that's your day to die That person was aligned to kill you to kill you right so his purpose was to hit your ass up You think life is scripted in that way? No, I don't think it is. It's impossible We are everybody in this room. We are all our own judges and executioners if I feel like I want you up out of here Right now I could do something you do something you fart I can get you up out of here the judicial system That's the bible. He hit me. That's god. I had a convo That I think I'll put out in a couple weeks with a ayahuasca shaman You know the drug ayahuasca. I can't do it. I can't wait to do the medicine He would refer to as a medicine and what he did is he spoke about it. He said ayahuasca brings you to your purpose And I think a lot of people I think a lot of people end up doing the drug because they're in a kind of desperate place In their lives where they are trying to seek that and trying to find that and who knows maybe this experience does bring you closer It may maybe it doesn't I'm not necessarily advocating for it But that's what he was saying like not only did it help him find his purpose that a lot of other people to help Help them find their purpose and he kind of defined purpose as as the thing that you want to do every single day um And you are not Trying to do it I'm gonna butcher this But uh, the thing that you want to do every single day and you are grateful that you have the opportunity to do it Okay, well with that said I know people who have done ayahuasca or whatever the shit is probably pronounced it And they don't do they don't want to do nothing Like they they literally their existence is just like Vibing every day. They're not bums by any means. Yeah. Yeah, but they they're not working They don't you know, I mean like they're just living now mind you they were rich before Yeah, right. They just they were from the matrix Exactly and they I mean they were I want to be that. Yes. They were Their purpose literally is going around Finding more of what the meaning to life is because they said they saw something When they was on the ayahuasca. They showed them life in a different way. So now they just They they actually just live which is a beautiful way to live. I would love to live that way on the island I mean look at duval, right? Like duval is straddling both worlds Like duval will go on tour. He'll go perform. He'll go work Right the the essence of rich is I'm I'm broke So I got to keep on working But I'm also rich because I make a lot of money when I work But when he's not working he's on an island just chilling and enjoying nature Enjoying the stars enjoying the water. He doesn't need much to keep him happy. What as sharing live that same Like you go it's freedom. Rich is freedom. That's right as Sharon will drop an album And he'll tour all year long and then disappear for two three. There you go That's what he's doing now like and just be living just be living his life Which I think is a great existence Great existence All right, is that all guys and gals a lot of people don't have that luxury to just disappear for that's true. That's true I did a candy bar. It was like a psychedelic something In it Yeah, and the first thing I thought was our People like billionaires. Are they? More like religious than just regular people. I mean our our regular people more religious Of course closer to god Then people with a lot of money, of course Because the money that becomes the god, you know what I'm saying? So like you people with less resources tend to be more Reliable more. No more religious more. No, they are more like The worst thought I had the worst your life is the more you value What's after life? I don't know brah I need my paradise now To get there I'm always searching for like the higher meaning of things like I was your rich real purpose like I believe in god And exist and be present. That's what I'm into. I'm always still want to be Doesn't the bible say something like the rich man will enter heaven when the camel passes through the needle The eye of a needle or something like that Yeah, because you got to give away your earthly possessions, right? You couldn't be storing that wealth You should be sharing it with one another. That's gonna happen. Anyway, yeah, it is whether you like it or not Your shit ain't gonna come with you to the afterlife. No Now i'ma tell you something. What if though What if that's some bullshit? What if you give away all your money and then you get some well And then you're like who the hell told you to give all your shit away Hey All these wills is fucked up It's amazing how we know so much about a place none of us have ever been Now you'll be a gen pop with the regular Somebody balling out with your money and then and then what if they give you peaks into the life you used to live? You don't give away all your money You know i'm saying some woman some woman you don't gave your money to out here just popping that pussy to some other Oh Probably smashing your boy. Damn. Did he shit? Did y'all see that movie soul? Yes. Yes. Yeah It was good. It was good. It was good All right, make sure y'all listen to the we talk back podcast on the black effect i heart radio podcast network With uh aj and tam bam. That's right. Okay, the carolina zone stop carolina zone Yeah, and um make sure you listen to bully and the beast with wax and laurel Yep, and make sure you listen to uh flagrant too with uh andrew and akash and mark gagging on and alex media Do what? Tammy what? Oh, if y'all want to hear the true story of what happened with wax, what story will wax y'all tune into our next episode Let's go I dedicate a whole episode to you We're gonna clear the air Now leave it right there If you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant You're absolutely right, but if you listen to the pot if you listen to this podcast You think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right, too It's the brilliant idiots podcast and the brilliant idiots podcast is recorded at wtf Media, okay a sort of black-owned studio, okay Sort of wheezy's half black alex is half black. So together They make one black person