 My Immortal. Written by Tara Gillespie. Narrated by James Tullis. Chapter 1. Author's note, special fangs, get it cause I'm gothic, to my new GF, ew, not in that way. Raven, Bloody Tears 666 for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock, Justin, you're the love of my depressing life. You rock too, MCR ROCKS! Hi, my name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway and I have long Ebony black hair. That's how I got my name, with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee. Author's note, if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here. I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the 7th year. I'm 17. I'm a goth, in case you couldn't tell, and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather mini skirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Hey Ebony, shouted a voice. I looked up. It was Draco Malfoy. What's up Draco? I asked. Nothing. He said shyly. But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Author's note, is it good? Please tell me fangs. Chapter 2. Author's note, fangs too bloody tears 666 for helping me with dechapta. BTW, prep stop flaming my story okay? The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend Willow, author's note, Raven this is you! Woke up and then grinned at me. She flipped her long waist length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini fishnets and pointy high heeled boots. We put on our makeup, black lipstick, white foundation and black eyeliner. Oh MFG I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday she said excitedly. Yeah so I said blushing. Do you like Draco? She asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. No I so fucking don't I shouted. Yeah right she exclaimed. Just then Draco walked up to me. Hi he said. Hi I replied flirtally. Guess what he said. What I asked. Well good Charlotte and I are having a concert in Hogsmeade he told me. Oh my fucking god I screamed. I love GC they are my favorite band besides MCR. Well do you want to go with me? He asked. I gasped. Chapter 3. Authors note. Stop flaming the story preps okay otherwise fangs two dagoffic people for the good revival fangs again raven oh yeah by the way I don't own this or the lyrics for good Charlotte. On the night of the concert I put on my black lace up boots with high heels underneath them were ripped red fishnets then I put on a black leather mini dress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on tons of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a simple planned t-shirt they would play at the show too. Baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner. Authors note. A lot fo cool boys wear it okay? Hi Draco. I said in a depressed voice. Hi Ebony. He said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes Benz. The license plate said 666 and flew into the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to good Charlotte. You come in cold. You're covered in blood. They're all so happy you've arrived. The doctor cuts your cord. Hands you to your mom. She sets you free into this life. Saying Joel. I don't own lyrics to that song. Joel is so fucking hot. I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. Suddenly Draco looked sad. What's wrong? I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. Hey, it's okay. I don't like him better than you. I said. Really? Asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. Really? I said. Besides, I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I really hate that little bitch. I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. The night went on really well and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert teas. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes Benz. But Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts. Instead, he drove his car into... The Forbidden Forest Chapter 4 Draco! I shouted. What the fuck do you think you are doing? Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. What the fucking hell? I asked angrily. Ebony? He asked. What? I snapped. Draco leaned in extra close and I looked into his gothic red eyes. He was wearing color contacts, which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. And then... Suddenly, just as I, Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingy into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. Oh, oh, oh! I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm and then... What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers? It was... Dumbledore Chapter 5 Author's note. Stop flaming! If you flam it means you're a prep or a poster. Do only resin Dumbledore swore is because he had a headache, okay? On top of that, he was mad at them having for sex. P.S. I'm not updating until I get five good revows. Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. You ludicrous fools! He shouted. I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle, Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest! He yelled in a furious voice. Why did you do such a thing you mediocre dunces? asked Professor McGonagall. How dare you? demanded Professor Snape. And then Draco shrieked. Because I love her! Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad, but Professor Snape said, Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms. Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Are you okay, Ebony? Draco asked me gently. Yeah, I guess, I lied. I went up to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out, Draco was standing in front of the bathroom and he started to sing, I Just Want to Live, by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there, we hugged and kissed. After that we said good night and he reluctantly went back to his room. Chapter 6 Author's note, She did up, Preps! Okay, PS! I would not update until you give me good revows! The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high-heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. BASTARD! I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up because I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Dracos and there was no scar on his forehead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him, kind of like an erection, only I'm a girl so I didn't get one, you sicko. I'm so sorry, he said in a shy voice. That's alright. What's your name? I questioned. My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days, he grumbled. Why? I exclaimed. Because I love the taste of human blood, he giggled. Well, I am a vampire, I confessed. Really? He whimpered. Yeah, I roared. We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me, so I went away with him. Chapter 7 Bring Me To Life Author's note. Well, okay you guys, I'm only reading this because I got five God reviews. And BTW, I won't write the next chapter till I get tin good bonds. Stose flaming or I'll report you. Evany isn't Mary Sue, okay? She isn't perfect. She has a satanist. And she has problems she's depressed for God's sake. Draco and I held our pale white pans with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red satanist's sings on my nails in red nail polish. Author's note. See? Doze dat sound like Mary Sue to you? I waved to vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then... We started Frenching passively and we took off each other's clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked. And then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we had sex. See? Is dat stupid? Oh Draco! Draco! I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words. Vampire! I was so angry. You bastard! I shouted angrily jumping out of the bed. No, no but you don't understand Draco pleaded but I knew too much. No you fucking idiot! I shouted. You probably have AIDS anyway. I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you know what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people. Vampire Potter you motherfucker! I yelled. Chapter 8 Author's note. Stop flassing okay if you do then you are a prep. Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. Ebony it's not what you think! Draco screamed sadly. My friend Bloody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waist length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her real father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Gryffindor. What is it that you desire you ridiculous dimwit? Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Vampire I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco. I shouted at him. Everyone gasped. I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire. I'm bi and so is Ebony for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Brittany a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems and now he was gothic. Ha ha like I would hang out with a prep. But I'm not going out with Draco anymore. Said Vampire. Yeah fucking right fuck off you bastard. I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the forbidden forest where I had lost my virility to Draco. Then I started to burst into tears. Chapter 9 Author's note. Stop flaming okay. I didn't read all the books. This is from the movie okay. So it's not my fault. If Dumbledore swears. Besweeds. I said he had a headack. And the reason Snap doesn't like Harry now is because he's Christian and Vampire is a Satanist. MCR rocks. I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco. Then all of a suddenly and horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick. He didn't have a nose basically like Voldemort in the movie and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was... Voldemort. No. I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted Imperius and I couldn't run away. Crookshanks I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped. Ebony. He yelled. Thou must kill Vampire Potter. I thought about Vampire and his sexy eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco said I didn't understand so I thought what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up. No Voldemort. I shouted back. Voldemort gave me a gun. No please. I begged. Thou must. He yelled. If thou does not then I shall kill thy beloved Draco. How did you know? I asked in a surprised way. Voldemort got a dude you're so retarded look on his face. I hath telekinesis he answered cruelly and if you doth not kill Vampire then thou know what will happen to Draco. He shouted then he flew away angrily on his broomstick. I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods. Draco I said. Hi. Hi. He said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram get it between Joel Madden and Gerard Way. Are you okay? I asked. No. He answered. I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me. I expelled. That's okay. He said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. Chapter 10 Author's note. Stip it you gay fags. If you do not like Mestori then fuck off. P.S. it turns out Bloody Mary isn't a muggle after all she and she and Vampire are evil. That's why they moved houses okay. I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset. Went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are Bloody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron although we call him Diablo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it and Hagrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists. He wouldn't die because he was a vampire and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a C-R-O-S-S there's no way I'm writing that or a steak. And Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching mini skirt that said simple plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. We were seeing a cover of Helena and at the end of the song I suddenly burst into tears. Ebony are you okay? Bloody Mary asked in a concerted voice. What the fuck do you think? I asked angrily and then I said. Well Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry. But I don't want to kill him because he's really nice even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry then Voldemort will fucking kill Draco. I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Why didn't you fucking tell me? He shouted. How could you fucking pose or muggle bitch? See is that out of character? I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily. His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't because he had a headache. What have you done? He started to cry wisely. See that's basically nutswearing and this time he was really upset and you will shy. Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists. Chapter 11. Author's note. I said stop flaming up preps. See if this chapter is stupid. It deals with really serious issues. Spee C4 yourself if it's stupid. Zurr frangs to my friend Raven for helping me. No. I screamed. I was horrified. Bloody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room because he would look like a perv that way. Anyway I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Lincoln Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed. I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed. Snap was spying on me and he was taking a videotape of me. And Lupin was masticating to it. They were sitting on their broomsticks. Ew you fucking perv. Stop looking at me naked. Are you pedos or what? I screamed putting on black towel with picture of Marilyn Manson on it. Suddenly vampire ran in. Avra Kadavra. He yelled at Snape and Lupin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Lupin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly Dumbledore ran in. Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has- No! He shouted looking at Snape and Lupin. And then he waved his wand and suddenly Hagrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. What do you know Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student. I may be a Hogwarts student. Hargrid paused angrily. But I am also a Satanist. This cannot be. Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbledore's wand had shot him. There must be other factors. You don't have any! I yelled in madly. Lupin held up the camera tri-elephantly. The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there. I felt faint. More than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. Why are you doing this? Lupin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak. And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. Because because Hargrid said and he paused in the air dramatic kid Kali waving his wand in the air. Then swooped in singing the tune of the gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Because your gothic Snape asked in a little afraid voice because he was affran and it meant he was connected with Satan. Because I love her. Chapter 12. Author's note. Stop f-a-ing, okay? Hargrid is a pedo to a lot of people in American schools are like that. I wanted to address that issue. How do you know Snape ain't Christian plus Hargrid isn't really in love with Ebony that was Cedric, okay? I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. No, I thought it was Hargrid but it was a vampire. He started to scream. Oh, MFG. No, my scar hurts. And then his eyes rolled up. You could only see his red whites. I stopped. How did you know? I saw it and my scar turned back into the lightning bolt. No, I ran up closer. I thought you didn't have a scar anymore. I shouted. I do but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation. He said back. Anyway, my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt. Saved me. Then I had a vision of what was happening to Drago. Volfemort has him bondage. Anyway, I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snape and Lupin and Hargrid were there too. They were going to Saint Mango's after they recovered because they were pedophiles and you can't have those f**king pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had constipated the city-o camera they took of me naked. I put my middle finger at them. Anyway, Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. Ennebi, I need to tell you something. He said in a V-serious voice, giving me the roses. F**k off, I told him. You know I f**king hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like f**ked up preps like you, I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before being gothic. No, Ennebi, Hargrid says. Those are not roses. What, are they goffs too, you poser prep? I asked because I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. No, you didn't, I replied. You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton video made from your shower scene and being viewed by Snape and Lupin, who masturbated. See, is that spelled wrong? To it he added silently. Whatever, I yelled angrily. He pointed his wand at the pink roses. These aren't roses. He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered. Well, if you wanted honesty, it's all you had to say. That's not a spell, that's an MCR song, I corrected him wisely. I know, I was just warming up my vocal cords. Then he screamed. Petulis Marengo Mi Cremisi Remacio. For all you cool gothic MCR fans out there, that is a tribute, especially for Raven. I love you girl. Emonoto Okayo. And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air, and it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. Okay, I believe you now. WTF is Draco. Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame, but I could see nothing. You see, Ennebbi, Dumbledore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. To see, wits is end of flames. Ha ha ha, you reviewer's flames, get it? You must find yourself first, kay? I have found myself okay, you mean old man, Hargrid yelled. Dumbledore looked shocked. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. Hairgrid stormed off into his bed. You are a liar, Prof Dumbledore. Anyway, when I got better, I went upstairs and put on black leather mini dress that was all ripped with the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high heel boots with pictures of Billy Joel Armstrong on them. I put my hair all around me so I looked like Samara from The Ring. If you don't know who she is, you're a prep, so fuck off. And I put on blood red lipstick, black eyeliner, and black lip gloss. You look kawaii, girl. Bloody Mary said sadly. Fang... fangs, get it? You do too, I said sadly too. But I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so snap and loop and couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the hair of magical creatures. He looked all depressing. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. Hi, he said in a depressed way. Hi back, I said in a wakwile said way. We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Draco's. Then we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Stop it now, you horny simpletons! shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else. Vampire, you fucker! I said slapping him. Stop trying to screw me, you know I loved Draco. I shouted and then ran away angrily. Just then he started to scream. OMFG, no! My scar hurts! And then his eyes rolled up. You could only see his red whites. No, I ran up closer. I thought you didn't have a scar anymore, I shouted. I do, but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation, he said back. Anyway, my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco. Volfomort has him bondage. Special fangs to Raven, my gothic's bloodsista, WTF you're supposed to writ dis. Hey Raven, do you know where my sweater eye? Chapter 13. Author's note. Raven fangs for gelping me again. I'm sorry. I took your poster of Gerard, but that guy is such a folk in sex boom. Prep stop flaming you. Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. Dumbledore, Dumbledore, we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. What is it that you want now, you despicable snobs? he asked angrily. Volfomort has Draco, we shouted at the same time. He laughed in an evil voice. No, don't. We need to save Draco, we begged. No, he said meanly. I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school, especially with you, Ebony. He said while he frowned looking at me. Besides, I never much liked him anyway. Then he walked away. Vampire started crying. My Draco, he moaned. Author's note. Don't you thick gay guys are like so hot. It's okay. I tried to tell him, but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. I had an idea, he exclaimed. I had an idea, he exclaimed. What? I asked him. You'll see, he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then suddenly we were in Voltapert's lair. We ran in with our wands just as we heard a croon voice say, Alacadabra. It was Voldemort. Chapter 14. Author's note. Fook off preps, okay? Raven fangs for helpin' again. I'm sorry, but I couldn't update, but I was depressed and had to go to the hospital. Cuz I slipped my wrists. P.S., I'm not updating till you give me 10 God reviews. Warning. Some of this chapter is extremely scray. Vow or the excretion it vis'd. We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snake Tail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snake Tail. Rid my sight, you despicable preps. He shouted as we started shooting him with the gun. He then suddenly he looked at me, and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Ebony, I love you, have sex with me, he said. Indis he is 16 years old, so he's not a pedophile, okay? Huh? I asked. Envy, I love you, will you have sex with me? Asked Snake Tail. I started laughing crudely. What the fuck? You torture my BF, and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard, I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of it like a fountain. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brushed into tears sadly. Snake Tail, what's ought thou doing? Called Voldemort. Then... in. He started coming. We could hear his high heels clacking to us, so we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I stayed, crying. What's wrong, honey? asked Draco, taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex pack. Get it, cause he's so sexy. He had a sex pack. Get it, cause he's so sexy. And a really huge, you know what, and everything. It's so unfair, I yielded. Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for Bloody Mary because she's not ugly or anything? Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps anyways. They are such fucking sluts, answered Draco. Yeah, but everyone is in love with me. Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me. I just want to be with you, okay, Draco? Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful? I shouted angrily. And don't worry, Naby isn't a snob or anything, but a lot of people told her she's pretty. I'm good at too many things. Why can't I just be normal? It's a fucking curse. I shouted and then I ran away. Chapter 15. Author's note. Stoop flaming, okay? BTW, you suck from me. Every time someone flams me, I'm gonna slit my wrists. Fang's too raven for chlupin. Ebony, Ebony, shouted Draco sadly. No, please, come back. But I was too mad. Whatever, now you can go and have sex with Vampire, I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood red key. It had a picture of Marilyn Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to biology class. I put on a short, ripped black gothic dress that said anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was ripped all over and a spiky belt. Under that, I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my Ebony black hair out. Anyway, I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some advanced biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly, the guitar turned to Draco. Ennabee, I love you, he shouted sadly. I do not care what those fucker preps and posers think. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you, I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just want to fucking be with you. I fucking love you. Then he started to sing De Chronicles of Life and Death. We considered it our song now because we fell in love when Joel was singing it right in front of the entire class. His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre, and Marilyn Manson. Don't you think those guys are so hot? If you do not know who they are, get the fuck out of here. OMFG, I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us, but I just stuck up my middle fingers that were covered in black nail polish and we're entwined with Draco's now at them. I love you, I said. And then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff. I fucking hate that bitch. And CMM in a Cinderella story. Then we went away holding hands. Lupin shouted at us, but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked together. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmeade right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together. Chapter 16. Author's note. You know what? Sut up, okay? Prove to me you're nut preps. Raven, you suck, you fucking bitch. Give me back my fucking... your stupid right diss. Raven, WTF you bitch, you are supposed to dottis. BTW, thanks to Brittany5655 for touching my Japanese. We ran happily to Hogsmeade. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happily. MCR were there playing Helena. I was so fucking happy. Gerard looked even sexier than he did into pictures. Even Draco thought so. I could totally see him getting an erection, but it didn't matter cuz I knew that we were the only true ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather mini dress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we started moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up to the front of the band to stage dive. Suddenly Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was... Volsamort and the Death Dealers. WTF Draco, I'm not going to a concert with you. I shouted angrily. Not after what happened to me last time. Even if it's MCR and you know how much I licked them. What? Cuz we... you know, he gadgeted uncomfortably cuz guys don't like to talk about you know what. Yeah, cuz we you know, I yielded in an angry voice. We won't do that again. Draco promised. This time we're going with an escort. OMG WTF are you giving into the mainstream? I asked. So I guess you're a prep or a Christina or what now? No, he muttered loudly. Are you becoming a prep or what? I shooted angrily. Enneby, I'm not. Please come with me. He fell down to his knees and started singing The World Is Black by GC to me. I was flattened cuz that's not even a single. He had memorized delirks just for me. Okay, then I guess I will have to, I said, and then we Frenched for a while and I went up to my room. Bloody Mary was standing there. Hajimama shite girl, she said happily. She specks Japanese, so do I. That means how do you do in Japanese? BTW Willow, that fucking poser got expelled. She failed all her classes and she skipped math. Author's note, Raven, you fucking suck. Fuck you. It serves that fucking bitch right. I laughed angrily. Well, anyway, we were felling all depressed. We witched some gothic movies like Death's Nightmare Before Xmas. Maybe Willow will die too, I said. Kawaii, Bloody Mary shook her head energetically. Oh yeah, oh have a confession. After she got expelled, I murdered her and then Lupin did it with her cuz he's a knick for flick. Kawaii, I commented happily. We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie. Oh, hey, BTW, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight in Hogsmeet with MCR, I said. I need to wear the hot set outfit Eva, Bloody Mary nodded energetically. OMG, totally, let's go shopping in Hot Topic, right? I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic loyalty card. No, my head's snaped up. What? My head's sprained. I could not believe it. Bloody Mary, are you a prep? No, she laughed. I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts, that's all. Who told who abut them? I asked, sure it would be Draco or Diabolo or Vampire. Don't even say that nom to me or me. Dumbly door, she said. Let me just call our Brahms. OMFFG Dumbly Door, I asked quietly. Yeah, I saw the map for Hogsmeet on his desk, she told me. Come on, let's go. We were going in a few punk off stores, especially for the concerts in Hogsmeet. The salesperson was OMG hotter than Gerard, except not because that's impossible. And he gave me a few dresses. We only have these for Dereel Goffs. Dereel Goffs, me and Bloody Mary asked. You wouldn't believe how many posers there are in this town, man. Yesterday Lupin and Snap tried to buy a gothic camera pouch. He shook his head. I didn't even know they had a camera. OMFG, no, they're gonna spy on me again. I cried running out of the changing room, wearing a long black dress with lots of red tool coming out and very low cut with a huge slit. Oh, my Satan, you have to buy that outfit, the salesperson said. Yeah, it looks totally hot, said Bloody Mary. You know what I am gonna give it to you free because you look really hot in that outfit. Hey, are you gonna be at the concert tonight? He asked. Yeah, I am actually. I looked back at him. Hey, BTW, my name's Ebony Darkness Dementia Taraway. What's yours? Tom Rid, he said and ran a hand through his black dyed hair. Maybe I'll see you there tonight. Yeah, I don't think so because I'm going there with my BF Draco you sick perv. I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go out with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. OMFG, ebony, you need to get back to the castle now. Chapter 17. Author's note, I said stoop filming destroy. If you're a prep then do not read it. You can tell whether you're a prep or not by my quiz. It's on the homepage. If you're not then you rock. If you are denfug. Oh, please willow isn't Rilla up rep. Robin, please do dist promise to give back to your posture. Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He said he would help us with makeup if he wanted cuz he was really into fashion and stuff. He's bisexual. Hargrid kept shouting at us to come back to Hogwarts. WTF Hargrid? I shouted angrily. Fuck off you fucking bastard. Well anyway willow came. Hargrid went away angrily. Hey bitch you look kawaii she said. Yeah, but not as kawaii as you. I answered sadly cuz willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset thingy with blood red lace on it and a black blood red miniskirt leather fishnets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big bobs and everything. She was thin enough to be anorexic. So are you going to the concert with Draco? She asked. Yeah I said happily. I'm gong with Diabolo. She answered happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both walking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thuffed we were ought to. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said 666 on it. He was wearing tons off makeup just like Marilyn Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black gc t-shirt and black vans he got from DeWarp's tower. Bloody Mary was going to the concert with Dracola. Dracola used to be called Nevelle but it turns out he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They died in a car crash. Nevelle converted to Satanism and went goth. He was in Slytherin now. He was wearing goth warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it. We call him Dracola now. Well anyway, we all went to Draco's black Mercy Benz. Get it? Cause we're guff-puff-fi-kick. That his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crack. Draco and I made out. We made fun of those fucking preps. We got there. I gasped. Gerard was the sexiest guy Eva. He looked even sexier than he did in pics. He had long raven black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and had amazing ethnic voice. We moshed to Helena and some other songs. Suddenly Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the other members. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all. It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes. Everyone ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was Vladimort and the death dealers. You moronic idiots. He shooted angstily. Enemy, I told you to kill Vampire. Thou have failed and now I shall kill Thou and Draco. No, no please. We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Suddenly a gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black bread. He was wearing a black robe that said Avril Lavigne on the back. He shot at a spell and Vladimort ran away. It was Dumbledore. Chapter 18. Author's note. I said stoop flaming. If you do then you're a fuken prep. Thanks to raven for to help and stuff. You rock and you are nut a prep. Thanks for Moussotr. P.S. the other Dumbledore is because he was trying to be gothic so dur. I woke up the next day and my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eye-sharrow, blood bed lipstick, and a black really cut low leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. Tonight before Draco and I rent back to the skull, get it skull because I'm gothic and I like death. Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom stuff was blood red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black mcr boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you know what to a Lincoln Park song. Well anyway I went down to the Great Hall. There all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too but you could see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant and there were pastors of poser bands everywhere like Ashley Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. WTF! I shouted going to sit next to Bloody Mary and Willow. Bloody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets, and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula, and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billy Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in because they were bi. Those guys are so fucking hot! Naval was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chased away Vlada Mort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hair black. Dumbledore! We all gasped. WTF! I shouted angrily. I thought he was just wearing that to scare Bulsamort. Hello everyone! He said happily. As you can see I gave the room a makeover. Wajat! Do you think about it? Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well, we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was. BTW, you can call me Albert. He called as we left to our classes. What a fucking poser! Draco shouted angrily as we went to transformation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way. Get it? Way like Gerard. But I didn't say anything. I bet he's having a midlife crisis! Willow shouted. I was so fucking angry. Chapter 19. I'm not okay I promise. Author's note, please stip flaming to story. If you do you're a fucking prep and you're jealous okay? Frum nuke um in um gong too dealt your men revows. BTW everyone needs a poor blood. So dirt. One fangs too raven for me to help. All day we sat angrily thinking about Dumbledore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well I had one thing to look forward to. To MCR concert. It had been postponed so we could all go. Anyway I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive. I asked what it was and he got all mad at me and started crying all hot and angsty. RNT sensitive by guys are so hot. No one fucking understands me. He shouted angrily as his black hair went in his big blue eyes like Billy Joe in Boulevard of Borkin Dreams. He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt and a black tie. Get it instead of tie because I'm gothic. I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it and a black leather mini. Black high held boots and a crossbelly thing. My hair was al up in a messy, really high bun like Amy Lee and gong under. Email me if you want to see to pick. Accused me. What about me? I growled. Bye. But, but he grunted. You fucking bastard. I moaned. No wait it's not what it fucking looks like. He shouted. But it was too late. I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and wept as my blotty eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for girls and boys. Raven that is so our video. I took out a cigarette and started to smoke pot. Suddenly Hargrid came. He had apparated. You gave me a fucking shock. I shouted angrily dropping my pot. WTF do you think you're doing in the girl's room? Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Somebody else was with him too. For a second I wanted it to be Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore. Hey I need to ask you a question. He said pulling out his black wannabe gothic purse. What are you wearing to the concert? You know who MCRR I gasped. No I just saw there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to. He said. Anyway Draco has a surprise for you. Chapter 20. Author's note. I said I did not care what you think. Stuff slamming okay preps one. Thanks to Raven for to help one. Oh yeah BTW it'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next three days so do not expect updates. All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile I pot on a black letter mini, a block corset with herbal lace stuff all over it. A black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong to the concert again since Vulksemort had taken over the last one. I slipped my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to Fang for Da Venom. I got all mad and turned it off but sacredly I hopped inside that it was Draco so we could do it again. What the fucking hell are you doing? I shouted angrily. It was Lupin! Are you gonna come rape me or what? I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a pedo. No actually, get it hell. Can I please borrow some condems? He growled angrily. Yeah so you can fuck your six-year-old girlfriend? I shouted sarcastically. Fuka! He said gong away. Well anyway I put on some black eye sharrow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Then I gasped. Snake and Lupin were in the middle of Da Empty Hall doing it and Dobby was watching one. Oh my god you ludicrous idiots! They both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Day got up though. Normally I would have been turned on. I love sing guys do it but both of them were fuking preps. BTW Snake is mobbed to Gryffindor now. WTF is that why you wanted condoms? I asked sadistically. See I spelled dat. Only you wouldn't give them to me. Lumpkin shouted angrily. Well you should have told me. I replayed. You dimwit. Snake began to shoot angrily and then I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. You could see that they were naked and everything. Well excuse me they both shouted angrily. What was dat al about? It was to blackmail you I snarked. So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you can't fuking rat me out or I'll show disc to Dumbledork. So fuk off you bastards. I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and they tripped over it. Well anyway I went outside and there was vampire looking extremely fuking hot. WTF where Draco go? I asked him. Oh he's being a fuking bastard. He told me he wouldn't come. Vampire said shaking his head. You wanna come with me to the concert? Then he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Sirius Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it. The one on the back said Ennabee on it. I gasped. We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there playing. Vampire and I began to make out moshing to the music. I gasped looking at the band. I almost had an orgasm. Gerard was so fuking hot. He began to sing Helena and his sex saw a beautiful voice began to fill the hall. And then I heard some crying. I turned and saw Draco. Crying in a corner. Chapter 21 Author's note. Fuk you okay? You fuking suck. It's not my fulth if dispelled wrong. Okay? Cuz that bitch revered. Cuz it fuk you preps one. Whoops. Saus Raven fangs forward to help. BTW Transylvania rocks rad one. I even get to go to the castle where Draco was filmed. Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in the common room. Draco are you okay? I asked in a gothic voice. No I'm not you fuking bitch. He shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. It's okay Anabee said Vampire comfortably. I'll make him feel better. You mean you'll go fuk him want you? I shouted angrily. Then I ran to get Draco. Vampire came too. Draco please come! He began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on cuz I love sensitive by guys. If you're a homophone then fuk of. And then? We heard some footsteps. Vampire got out his black invincibility coke. We both got under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. Who's there? He shouted angrily. We saw filth come. He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly. Is anyone there? yelled Mr. Norris. No fuk you freppy little posa son of a fuking bitch. Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way. Excuse me. Excuse me. Who said dat? yelled Mr. Norris. Then he heard filth meow. Filth is anyone under the cloak? he asked. Filth nodded and then. Vampire Frenched me. He did it just as. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak one. What da? he yelled but it was too late cuz now we were ruining away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and busting into tears and slitting his wrists outside of the school. Draco I cried. Are you okay? I guess though Draco weaped. We went back to our coffins Frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid see isn't da depressing on the gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Fugue and a ministry of magic walked into the school one. Chapter 22. Author's note. STFU. Prep Stoop flaming okay if you do not lick it Fugue of I in no it's Mr. Norris it's Ravin's fault okay one one you suck one no just kidding Raven you fucking rock prep suck one. All day everyone talked about the misery of magic well anyway I woke up the next day I was in my coffin so I opened the door I was wearing black lacy leather pajamas then I gasped standing in front of me where B. Bloody Mary vampire Diabolo Draco Dracula and Willow I opened my crimson eyes willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it under that she wore a black poofy skirt with lace and a black gothic boots that was attached to the top vampire was wearing a baggy simple plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and vans Draco was wearing a black mcr t-shirt and black jeans and a leather jacket he looked like he gerrard way and almost as fucking sexy vampire looked like Joel Madden bloody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed off all her clearage with a white apron that said bitch and other swear words and mcr lyrics on it kind of liked one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once darkness who is Jenny was there too she was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and the laced up top thing and black pointy boots so were crab and goyle it turns out that darkness Diabolo crab and goyle's dad was a vampire he committed suicide by slitting his wrist with a razor he had raped them and stuff before too they all got so depressed that they became gothic and converted to satanism oh mfg I yielded as I jumped up what the fuck are you all why the fuck are you all here enemy something is really fucked up Draco said okay but I need to put my fucking clothes on first I shouted angrily it's all right we have to go now and you look kawaii anyway you're so fucking beautiful Draco said in a sexy voice oh all right I said smiling but you have to tell me why you're all being erective I will I will he said so I just put on some black eyeliner black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation then I came we all went outside the great Hal and looked in from a window a fucking prep called Britney from Gryffindor was standing next to us she was wearing a pink mini and a hillary duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her inside the great hall we could see dumbledork cornellia fudged was there shouting at dumbledore door is rumbridge was there too this cannot be she shouted angrily the school must be closed the bark lord is planning to kill the students yelled cornellia fudge you are not fit to be the principal any longer yelled rumbridge you are too old and your Alzheimer's is dangerous you must retry or Voldemort will kill your students very well Dumbledore said angrily but we cannot do this we can't close the school there is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school and her name is and any darkness dementia Ravenway Draco crab goyle darkness willow vampire and bloody Mary looked at each other I gasped chapter 23 author's note dudes to fuck up bitchess one you are just jellos cuz I got 10 000 reviews one fanged to raven for to help and tell me bout the books girl rock let's go shopping together the door opened and professor rumbridge and cornellia fudge stomped out angrily then dumbledome and rumbridge sought us mister way what the beep are you doing rumbridge shouted angrily dumbledore blared at her oops she made a mistake he corrupted her she means hi everybody come in we all came in angrily so did all of the other students I sat between darkness and Draco an opposite bloody Mary mr crab and goyle started to make some morbid jokes they both looked exactly like vile volo I ate some count chocula and drank some blood from a cup then I heard someone shooting angrily I looked behind me it was vampire he and Draco were shooting at each other vampire Draco wtf I asked you fucking bustered yelled Draco at vampire I want to shit next to her one no I do shouted no she doesn't fucking like you you son of a bitch yelled Draco no fuck you motherfucker she loves me not you shouted vampire and then he jumped on Draco no not in that way you perv they started to fight and beat up each other dumbledore yelled at them but they didn't stop all of a sudden a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick he had no nose and was wearing a gray robe all the glass in the window he flew through fell apart britney that fucking prep started to cry vampire and Draco stopped fighting I stopped eating everyone gasped the room fell sirened volzemort ebobby ebony Darth valor said evilly in his raspy voice thou have failed your mission now I shall kill thou and I shall kill vampire as well if thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too please don't make me kill him please I begged no he laughed crudely kill him or I shall take him anyway then he flew away cackling I bust into tears Draco and vampire came to contort me suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic I had a vision where I saw some lightning flash and then voldemont coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way no I screamed sexily suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision ebony ebony are you all right asked Draco in a worried voice yeah yeah I said sadly as I got up everything's all right enemy said vampire all sensitive no it's not I shouted angrily tears of blood went down my face omfg what if I'm getting possessed like in Doring too it's okay girl said Bloody Mary maybe you should ask professor Sinister about what the visions mean though okay bitch I said sadly and then we went chapter 24 author's note prep stip flaming the story you're just jealous so fuck you okay go to hell one one raven fags 4d help well we had deviation next so I got to ask professor trevory about the visions konichiwa everybody come in said professor sinister in Japanese she smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick she's the coolest fucking teacher ever she had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes her mom was a vampire she's also half Japanese so she speaks it and everything she's bloody Mary get along great she's really young for a teacher today she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long gothic black ripped dress we went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the strong I raced my hand I was wearing some black nail polish with red pentagrams on it what is it ebony she asked hey I love your nail polish where'd you get it hot topic yeah I answered all the preps who didn't know what ht was gave me weird looks I gave them the middle finger well I have to talk to you about some things when do you want to do it how about now she asked okay I said okay class fucking dismissed everyone professor trevory said she let everyone go except for you Brittany she pointed at Brittany and some other preps please do exercise get it one on page three okay I'm having lots of visions I said in a worried voice I'm so worried Draco is gong to die well she gave me a black crystal ball to look in I looked at it what do you see she asked I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram suddenly there was a knock at the door I looked at it it was Draco he was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet a black gothic lincoln park t-shirt and black congress shoes okay you can go now see a cunt said professor sinister bye bitch I said waving I went to Draco and vampire was sitting next to him we both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited chapter 25 author's note stop flaming okay if you do not den ill tell justin to bet you up one one one one and ill tell al denred's to put verters in your computer one one one one one one one one one one one one one fuck you one raven fangs for to help one I was so excited I fellow Draco wondering if we were going to do it again we went outside and then we went into Draco's black car ebony what the fuck did professor travelry say whispered Draco potting his gothic wit hand with black nail polish on mine she said she would tell me what the visions meant tomorrow I grumbled in a sexy voice he took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it then gave it to me to spork he started to fly the car into a tree we went to the top of it Draco put on some mcr and all the things that you never ever told me and all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me saying gerard's sexy voice we started tiling of each other's clubs fevently he took my black thong and my black leather bar I took of his black boxers then he put his trobbing you know what in my tool sexily omfg Draco Draco I screamed having an orgasm we stated frenching passively suddenly I fell asleep I started having a dream in it a black guy was shooting two gothic men with long black hair no please don't fucking kill us one they pleaded but he just kept shooting them he ran away in a red car no oh my fucking god one one I shouted in a scared voice ebony what's wrong Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face I told Draco to call vampire he did it with his black lincoln park mobile but the worst thing was who the people who were shot in the dream were lucian and serious one one one chapter 26 author's note prep stoop flaming sti- okay one if you did not like the story didn't go fuck yourself you fucking prep you suck one one one oh why and I wasn't being racist okay one one a few mutates later vampire came to the tree he was wearing a black leather jackson black leather pants and a good shrallot t-shirt hi vampire I said flirtedly as I started to sob Draco hugged me sexily try not to come fraught me I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened oh fuck it vampire shouted angrily he forced started to cry sadly what fucking dick did that I don't know I said now come on we have to tell Dumbledore we ran out of the tree and into the castle Dumbledore was sitting in his office sire our dads have been shot Draco said while we wiped some tears from his white face enabee had a vision in a dream Dumbledore started to cockle and how do you expect me to know ebony's not divisional I glared at Dumbledore look motherfucker he said angrily as Dumbledore gasped see is that toot of character you know very well that I'm not decisional now get some fucking people out there to look for series and lucian porno okay he said in an intimated voice where are they I thought about it then all of a sudden long din I said I told him which street he went and called some people and did some stuff after a few mis tunes he came back and said people were out looking for them after a while somebody called him again he said that they had been found Draco vampire and I all left to our rooms together I went with Draco to wait in the nurse's office while the vampire went to slit his wrists in his room we looked at each other's gothic derp first eyes then we kissed suddenly serious and lucian came in on stretchers and professor sinister was behind them one chapter 27 vampires will never hurt you others note you know what 111 I did not give a fuck what you preps think about me 1111 so stick flaming the fucking story bitch as 1111 fangs to raven for your love in sport and help in I love you girl cuz sauce they caught an update I was loved really depressed and I slit my wrist I had to go to the hospital we're raven you rock girl 111111111111111111 everyone in the room stated to cry happily I had saved them Draco lucian serious bond vampire all came to hug me the nurse started to give them medicine come on and a bee said professor Sinatra she was wearing a gothic black leader dress with a corset top and a real vampire blood on it and fucking black platinum boots I have to tell you the fucking perdition I looked at lucian serifs drake and vampire they nodded I smelled happily and went into a dark room I had changed professor sinister took out some black cards she started to look into a black crucible ball she said Tara I see drac times are near she said badly she peered into the balls you see you must go back in time she took out a time toner like bloody Mary had when Voldemont was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he got his heart broken now how do you think he would still become volxamort if he was in love I shook my head you must go back in time and seduce him it is the only way if he is still evil then you must kill him you can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it okay I said sadly we did deaths touch sin I went outside again sadly what fucking happened asked drako and vampire yeah what happened asked darkness willow and boldie Mary I was about to tell them but everyone was there they were celebrating lucian and serius being fond everyone was proud of me but I just wanted to talk to drako they were cheesing my name and some reporters were there trying to interview dumbly door a banner was set up lots of fucking preps were there obviously trying to be gothic wearing the him sign on their hands despite them not having ashkali heard of him even mr. norris looked happy a black and red cake had been brought out crab and gawk set up some fireworks in the shape of skulls from Wesley's wizardwises I put on my invisibility coke with vampire and drako when we sneaked outside together chapter 28 author's note I said stop the flaming the story it was a muscat when professor rollery said that okay one one one one one one one one one go to fucking hell one one one one you suck fangs too filly for to help one raven have fun with kiwi one one one one one one one we went into a black room the walls were black with portraits of gothic bands like mcr gc Marilyn Manson all over them a big black coffin was in the middle red velvet lined a black box there were three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them I was wearing a black corset bar with purple stuff on it fishnet suckings and a black leather thong underneath I sat down one of the chairs dispersedly so did drako and vampire are you okay vampire asked potting his albastered hand on mine he was wearing black nail polish I was wearing black nail polish with red crosses on it yeah I guess I said sadly drako also pot his hand on mine sexily I smiled sadly with my black lipstick the problem is I have to seduce volxamort I'll have to go back in time drako started to cry sadly vampire hugged him it's okay ebbaby he said finally but what about me you're not gonna break up or anything are you of course not I gasped really he asked sure I said we French sexily vampire looked at us longingly then I took off drako's mcr schrift and seductively took of his pants he was hung like a Stallone he had replaced the vampire tattoo that said enemy on it black roses were around it I gasped he looked exactly like Gerard way vampire took a video camera I had said it was okay before I took of my clothes then we were in for the rid of our life we started fetching as we climbed into the coffin he put his spock in my you know what and passively we did it I love you ebbaby oh let me feel you I need to feel you he screamed as we got an orgasm he watched vampire filmed everything perfectly suddenly what's the fuck are you doing it was snope and professor mcgoggle 111 chapter 29 authors note sot das fuck up 11 you're just jealous cuz you're preps so fuck you 1111 raven you rock girl fangs for to help mcr rock 6661111111111111111 oh my satan one we screamed as we jammed out of de coffin snap and professor mcgoggle started to shoot at us angrily come now one professor mcgonagle yielded we did guiltily we left the room putting on our clothes snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket hey what the fuck 111 vampire shooted angrily yeah buster what the fuck are you going to do with the fucking camera draco demanded all protective looking at me longly with his gothic red eyes look dumbledore knows your little secret and if you do this again then you will go to st mango so give back to camera 1111 ha ha ha the ministry of mojic thinks he is crazy there is no way day we'll believe him snoop laughed meanly yes so shut your poof you insolent fools yelled professor mcgoggle she made us come into a weird room with white stones all around it there were these weird tools in it draco started to cry all sexy and sexative get it cuz he's a sex bomb lol tom felton rules for lift but as much as gerrard your sex on legs i love you fucking rock marry me 111 i started to cry tears of blood it happens in vampire chronics raven said so okay so fuck you won vampire took out a black honker chiff and started to wipe my red eyes and then he and snoop both took out guns using magic they started to shoot each other angrily none of the ballots got on each other yet i took out my wand crocio i shouted snap started to scram he dropped a degun but it was too late both of them had run out of ballets i stopped to curse professor mcgoggle did a spell so that we were all chained up she took out a box of tools then she said okay severus i'm going to go now she left snap started to laugh evilly vampire started to cry it's okay anabee said draco evergreen will be all right remember the city oh you took a snake snake laughed again and then he took out some whips one one one one one chapter 30 author's note stop flaming the story okay you'd not want was you gonna happen okay one one one one so fool you one one one if you flam you will be prepped so al flamers can't kiss my ass one one one saws four saws four saying al simers is dangerous but that's the mystery's opinion cuz society basically fox fangs to sraven you rock bitch one one one no one one we screamed sadly snap stated loafing meanly he took out a camera anvilly then he came towards darko one he took some stones out of his pocket he put the stones around draco and knit a candle what the fuck are you doing i shooted arngurly snoop laughed meanly he pulled down his pants i gasped there was a dork mark on his you know what one one he waved his wand and a niff came he gave the knife to me you must stab rompire he said to me if you don't then i'll wrap draco no you fucking bastrad i yielded but then draco looked at me sadly with his evil gothic red eyes that looked so depressant and sexy he looked exactly like a pentagram lol get it cuz i'm a satanist between kurt cobain and gerard but then i looked at vampire and he looked so smexy too with his gothic black hair i thought of the time when we screwed and the time i did it with draco and dumbledore came and the tame when draco almost committed suicide and vampire was so sportive snipe laughed angrily he started to pray to volksmort he started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping draco and vampire suddenly an idea i had i claused my eyes and using my vampire powers i sent a telepathic message to draco and vampire so they would destruct snipe dumbledork will get you draco shouted yeah just wait until the mystery found out vampire yelled meanwhile i took out my wand you ridiculous dunderhead snoop yielded he took off all of draco's clothes just as he was about to rape him crucio i shitted pointing my wound snoop scrimmed and started running around the room screaming meanwhile i graved my black mobile and sent a txt too serious i stopped doing crucio you dunderhead i'm going to kill shooted snake but suddenly serveress came snake put the whip behind his back oh hello sev i was just teaching them something he lied but suddenly lucian and professor trevory came into the room and they and serious unlocked the chains and put them around snap then professor trevory said come on ebony let's go chapter 31 author's note i said shut the fuck up you quiffs stop kaolin ebony a mary sue so okay you do not you know what's going to happen okay so fuck you fangs tuned my bff raven for d help i always knew you were on volksmort's side you son of a bitka buffy rocks serious said to snap no i'm not i was teaching them something snap clammed oh fucking yeah i took some black volumesser to sear him out of my pocket and gave it to serveress he made snap dunk it he did armed girly then luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on snap then professor sinister and lucian made us get out with them while snap told his secrets lucian took vampour and reiko to the nurse after thanking me a million times professor trevory took me to a dark room now i was going to go back in time to seduce volksmort moving posters of mcr and revanna were all over hermini darkness and willow came to bloody mary gave me a black bag from tom ridd's store what's in the bag i asked professor trevory you will see she said i opened the bag it was a sexy tight low smut black leather gothic dress it had a red corset stuff and there was a slit up the leg i put it on my friends helped me put on the black fishnets and black pointy boots willow had chosen willow in darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blot red lipstick you look fucking kawaii bitch bloody mary said fangs i said okay now you're going to go back in tim said professor sinister you will have to do it in a few sessions she gave me a black gun i put it in a strap on my fishnets like in res dinette evil then she gave me a black time turner after an hour used a time torner to come back here professor trevory said then she and bloody mary put a pensive in front of me everyone went in front of it good luke everyone suited darkness and willow gave me death's touch sin then i jumped sexily into the pensive suddenly i was in front of to school in front of me was one of the sexiest guys i had ever seen he was wearing long black hair kind of like mickey way only black he had green eyes like billy joe armstrung and pale whit skin he was wearing a black ripped up suit with vans it was tom bombadill chapter 32 author's note i said steph flaming i know his name isn't tom buddhild that was a moustache if you do not like the story then you can go screw yourself you suck hi i said flutterly im enabee wade a new student i shock my pale hands with their black royal polish with him denames tom he said but you can call me satan that's my middle name we shock hands well come on we have to go upstairs satan said i followed him hey satan do you happen to be a fan of grande since mcr and evanescence don't exist yet den i asked oh my fucking god how did you know satan gasped actually i like gc a lot too get it because gc did that song i just want to live that's outed really eighties omg me too i replied happily guess what they have a concert in hogs met satan whispered hogs meant i asked yeah that's what they used to call it in these times before it became hogsmeade in 2000 he told me all secretively and there's a really cool shop called hot topic i finished happy again he frowned confusedly no it's called hot issue he smiled again then in 1988 they changed it to hot topic oh now everything was making sense for me so is dumbledore your principal i shouted uh-huh he looked at his black nails im in slitherin oh mfg sh me too i shriek did you go to this skull get it because i'm gothic he asked yeah that's why i'm here i knew i smelled happily suddenly dumbledore flew in on his broomstick and started shredding at us angrily no talking in the halls he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo short from american augol outfters stupid goffs satan rolled his eyes his is so mean to us goffs and punks just because we're in slitherins and we're not preps i turned around angrily actually i think maybe it's because you're debark lord wtf he asked angrily oh nothing i said sweetly then suddenly the floor opened oh i'm fg no i screamed as i feel down everyone looked at me weirdly hey where are you going satan asked as i fell i got out of the hole and it was back in the pensive in professor trevory's classroom dumbledome was there dumbledore i think i just met you i said oh yeah i remember that dumbledore said trying to be all gothic sinister came in hey this is my classroom wait wtf anabee what the hell are you doing um i looked at her oh yeah i forgot about that wth how i screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second but she's a goth so it's okay professor sinster looked sad um i was drinking voldemort searum she started to cry black tears of depression dumbledome didn't know about them hey are you crying tears of blood he asked curiously tooching a tear fuck off we both said and dumbledome took his hand away professor sinster started crying again in her chair sobbing limpid tears oh i'm fg anabee i think i'm addicted to voldemort searum authors note see you fucking preps go fuck yourself that's serious issue toe 20 go to hell chapter 33 authors note i said shut up it's not my fault okay if you don't like the story then you're a prep so fuck you flamers ps i'm not updating up till you give me five god reviews and dis tim i meant it you suck thanks raven for d help ill promise to help you with your story lulls oh my fuking god i shoulded sadly should we get you to st magna's bitch hell no she said listen eggy i need your help next time you go back in tim you do think you could ask tom anderson for some help sure i said sadly i went outside the door draco was there he was wearing a big black gc t-shirt which was his panama's hey sexy i said how'd it go anabee he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kind of like gerard way when he's talking fine i responded we stared to go back into the dorm how far did you go with satan draco asked jealously not too far lol i've worked will you have to do it with him draco asked angstily i hopped not too far i shouted angrily then i felt bad for shooting at him i said sorry we frenched what happened to snipe i groveled you will see draco giggled mistrously he opened a door snap and lumpkin was there serious was packering them by staging them with a black knife no please lumpkin bagged as sirius started to suck his blood i laughed statistically i talked some photons of him and snap being torqued okay i know this is men but i think about it people they are pedos and snake chab to wrap them and new as sadists rock has anyone seen shrek attack three lulls we took some of snipe's blood then draco and i went back to our rooms we sat on my gothic black coffin my clothes were kind of dritty so i put on a black leather outfit fingy kind of like the one suzel has in undra world if you haven't heard of it then fuck you i put on some black platform high heels darko put on desolation livers by mcr den we started to take of each other's closes i talk off his shit and he had a six pack lulls we started to mack out lick in the grudge he pot his wetness in my you know what sexily i got an orgy oh draco oh me fucking good draco i screamed passively as he got an eru quotation i love you to abry he whispered sexily and then we fell asp sleep lol chapter 34 author's note shot the folk up preps have you even read the story you are probably all al just preps and posters so fuck you fangs to raven for to help i woke up into coffin the next day draco was gone i got up and put on a black tight sex ed dress that was all ripped at the end there was red corset stuff going up to fornt and to back and it came up to my knees there was a slit in the dress like in mr and mrs smith i pot on ripped black fishnets and black stilton boo-oots suddenly sory is cocked on the door i opened it hi iboni he said guess what you have to come to professor sinster's office okay i said in a depressed voice i had wanted to fook draco or maybe lessen to mcr or evanescence i came anyway so what the fuck happened to snipe and lupin i asked sory as flirtally i fucking tortured them he answered in a statistic way they are in ascav has he and now lol i laughed evilly where are draco and vampira i muttered they are excused from school today sodomize moan sexily right now they are watching deen nicked mere before xmas we went into the office professor sinister was there she was wearing a gothic black dress that was ripped all over it kind of like the one amy lee wears in this pic parentheses hgtp slash she was drinking some volix marceram she took out depensive and the time torner ana b you will have to do a nozzar session now also i need you to get me to cure for being at dick tid she said sadly good luck fangs and then i jumped into the peniseve again suddenly i looked around i was in the great hall eating count chorecula it was morning i was sitting next to satan on a table was a tall gothic man with long black hair pale and blue eyes wearing a suit and black crone vs shoes he looked just like charlin manson i noticed he was drinking a portent who's he i asked oh that's professor slut born satan said he's the portent's teacher ebony yeah i asked did you know that maryland manson is playing and hogs me tonight and they are showing to exercise at the movies before that yeah well want to go to the contort and a movie with me chapter 35 ghost of you author's note fangs to susie for the idea you rock fuck off you preps fangs to raven for d help you rock girl ps i'm gong industry real sun so fuck you oh yeah and if you know any gothic names please tell me cuz i need one for serious fangs i went into the con men room thinking of satan suddenly i gasped drako was there i grasped he locked his hut as ava wearing black leather pants a black longan crack t-shirt and black eyeliner drako what the fuck are you dong i gasped huh he asked that i remembered it wasn't drako it was lukin he still had two arms oh hi lucian i said i'm ebony the new student wall we shook hands yeah satan told me about you lucian said he pointed to a group of sexy gothic guys they were siding in a corner and cutting it was serious vampire's dad and snap all of them were wearing black eyeliner and black good shrallet band shirts listen i'm in a goth band with those guys he said we're playing tonight at de maryland manson show as backup oh really i asked yeah he said we're called x black x tear x i played the guitar spartacus plays the drums he said pointing to him snap plays the boss and jams plays the guitar to even foe we call him samaro after samara in da ring hey bastards i told them they gave me deaths touch sin suddenly i gasped again but don't you have a lead singer i asked lucian looked down sadly we used to but she did she contemplated suicide by sliding her wrists oh my fucking god that's so fucking sad i gasped it's okay but we need a new lead snigger samaro said well i said i'm in a banad myself really asked really asked snap i couldn't believe it he used to be gothic yeah we're called bloody gothic rose six six six do you want a hr me sing yeah said everyone so the guys talk out their guitars they began to pay a song by get it cuz by guys are so sexy gurn day i walked this empty stretch on the boulevard of broken drems i sang sexily i did not own the lyrics to that song everyone gasped and off be will you join the band please beg lucian samaro serious and snap um okay i shrugged are we going to play tonight yeah they said okay i said but i knew that i had to get a new outfit i walked outside wondering how i could go forward in time suddenly someone jumped in front of me it was morty mcfly he was wearing a black band t-shirt and black baggy jeans what the hell are you dong here i asked i will help you go forward in tim enemy he said seriously den he took out a black tim machine i went into it and suddenly i was forward in tim chapter 36 author's note i said stop flaming okay i bet you are all probably your old 70 year old p.s porter says you're a prep oh yeah and fangs too raven 4d help have fun in england girl i loped around in a depressed way suddenly i saw professor sinister bloody mary socrates and draco vampire and willow were there too omfg psorias i saw you and samaro and snip and everyone i can't believe snap used to be gothic yeah i know sirius said sadly oh hey there bitch professor trevillary said in an emo voice durking some Voldemort's drum hi fucker i said listen satan asked me out to a gothic cornet and a movie so i need a sex a new outfit for to date also i'm playing in a gothic band so i need an outfit for that too oh my satan get it lol cuz she's gothic gas bloody mary want to go to hot topic to shop for your outfit omfs let's have a group cutting session said professor trevillary i can't fucking wait for that but we need to get some stuff first said willow yeah we need some potions for professor trevillary so she won't be addicted to Voldemort serum anymore and also some love potion for ennevy darko said resultantly well we have potions class now willow said so let's go we went sexily to potions class but snape wasn't there instead there was cornelio fuck hey where the fuck is dumbly door draco shouted angrily shut the fuck up shooting cornelio fuck he is in as cabian now with snape and lupin and he is old and weak he has cancer now do your work my friends and i talked angrily can you beloved snap used to be gothic vampire asked surprisingly that's it cornelio fuck shooting angrily i'm getting professor bridge he stomped out angrily me friends and i began talking again i began to drink some blood mixed with beer suddenly i saw hardrid into cupboard wtf is he doing i asked then i looked at draco he was wearing tons of eyeliner and he locked sexier than eva suddenly hard riff what the fuck are you doing he shooted i looked around hergrid was putting something in my glass of blood darko and vampire started to beat him up sexually god you're such a poser i shooted at hergrid suddenly i looked at what he was putting in the blood it was amnesia potion chapter 37 author's note okay everybody i'm going on vocation on the first of july so i'm iter gonna end the fic or update it in a weeks fangirls oh and yah and prep stopped flaming sastory raven fangs for to help see a girl after vocation darko's points of view lol vampire and i chanted hergrid to the floor oh me fucking satan enneb said she was so hot maybe i could ooze amnesia potion to make satan full in love with me faster but you are so sexy and wonderful and away tata said vampire why would you need it to make everything go faster lol said enneb but you won't have to do it with him or anything will you i asked gelosly oh mfg you guys are so scary said britney a fucking prep shut the fuck up said willow okay well anyway let's go to professor trebelry's room draco ebery and i went to professor senester room but professor sinister wasn't there instead tom rid was oh hi fuckers he said listen i got some cool new clothes i took out the clothes from the bag it was gothic leather mini skirt that said 666 on the back black stilton boots blood red fishnets and a black corset omg fang omg fangs i said hugging him in a gothic way i took the clothes in the bag okay professor sinister isn't her what the fuck should we do asked draco suddenly he locked up a sign on the black wall oh my fucking satan i screamed as i read it on it said everyone professor sinister is away she is too gothic she is in as cave in now classes shall be taught by double dork who is back but he shall not be principal for now sincerely professor rumbridge omfg i shouted angrily how could they do that suddenly doubly door came in what the hell are you dong in my office he began to shoot angrily suddenly i saw morty mcfly's black and tim machine i jumped seductively into it leaving draco and vampire suddenly i was back in tim i looked around it was professor slut born's efface i sneaked around suddenly i saw a da amnesia potion on his desk it was black with blood red pentagrams on it it was the shape of a cross i put it in my pocket suddenly the door opened and it was professor slut gorn omg what are you doing fuka he shouted angrily i don't know what the fuck are you doing i shouted angrily oh sorry i was just looking around because i thought it was class you said finally hoping he couldn't see the potion in your pocket oh okay you can go now said professor slut born you went to the con men room after putting on my clothes silas sim arrow and snap were there practicing vampires will never hurt you by mcr oh hi you guys i said seductively where's satan oh he's coming said serious btw you can call me hades now suddenly satan came he was wearing a smexy black leather jackson black congress shoes a slipknot t-shirt and a black tie okay i will see you guys at the concert i said and then i went with satan chapter 38 author note what does everyone think if i end a story and then add some more to it after vocation oh yeah asin's preps stoop flaming if you do not like that story then take my quiz okay then you will see if you're gothic or not satan and i walked to his car it was a black car with pentagrams all over it on the license plate said 666 just licked draco's car i went in it seductively stan started to drive it we talked about satanism lal he was named after satan nutting music and being gothic oh my satan jirard is so fucking hot oh my satan jirard is so fucking hot folks are more agreed as we smoke some weed cuz bye guys are so hot they are so sensitive i loved him lol goes fucks a bye guy lol i totally decided to not commit suicide when i heard helena i said in the flirty voice hey satan do you know to cure for when people are addicted to volksan mort searum well he thought i think you have to drink vampire blod suddenly volksan mort parked the car behind a black movie theater satan and i walked outside we went into the movie tether were they showing to exorcist in it a boy and a girl were doing it suddenly a serial killer came lol satan and i laughed at the blood cuz were sadists while satan was watching the movie i had an idea i took satan's gothic black nightmare before christmas cigar sexually from his pocket and put some amnesia potion in it i put it back in his black amila strange bag satan turned around and started to smoke it black clouds with red pentagrams ended them started to fly around everywhere omg satan said jumping up i gasped cuz i was afraid he'd noticed anabee guess what i knew that the amnesia had worked amnesia potion has not yet been invented so it will not work he said too bad cuz i wanted to use some on you cool i raised my eye suggestingly and then he talked off my club sexually and we started to make out i talk off his shit he had six pack just for like gerard way we frenched excuse me but you are going to have to leave shooting the lady behind us she was a prep fuck you i said suddenly i attacked her suking all her blood no she screamed all the preps in the theater screamed but everyone else crapped cuz satan and i locked so cute together satan and i started to walk outside so mg how did you do that voldremort asked and turned on voice i'm a vampire i said as we went into the car seriously he gasped yeah seriously i said drinking some beer satan started to drive to car i smelled happily it's too bad we didn't get to see the rest of the movie don't you think yeah i said as we kized passively satan parked in a black driveway next to the place where drako and i had watched gc for the first time we went inside where maryland manson was playing and started to mosh lol anti people now you've gone too far jesus christ superstar screams maryland on the stage we did the devil fingers i started to dance really close to satan he was so schmek kasei he looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like mikey way i almost got an orgasm suddenly maryland manson stopped singing i would like to peasant x black x tier x he said i ran on stage lucian samaro snap and hades were there they started to play their instillments i got on stag well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say i sang i did not own the lyrics to that song my voice sounded like a pentagram between amy lee and a girl version of jerard boy everyone clapped satan got an eru quotation i'm not okay i sang finale suddenly lucian started playing the song wrong by mistak omfg yielded james what the fuck whoops i'm sorry said lucian you fucking ash hole james shouted angrily you guys are such preps snap said come on it was a mistake yeah it's not his fault said serious no he ruined the fucking song yelled samaro you guys stop i showtoed angrily but it was too late they all began to fight suddenly samaro took out his niff omfg no shouted lucian but it was too late james tried to shoot off his arm and then i jumped sexily in front of the bullet no yielded everyone but it was too late suddenly everything went black chapter 39 i am a trolling genius lol disclaimer i do not own the hp series and i am not the real xxx bloody wrists 666 xxx authors note i am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl i know out of boredom i crack this girl's passy for fun and it took less than eight minutes to do it too and we'll probably get in a shitload of trouble which i probably deserve because i'm being a troll right now meh and i present to you my crappy part in the story and take note i haven't even finished reading this fic yet but instead skip over to skim chapter 38 flame laugh do whatever you want preps i the american retail wearing british vampire sue coughed up blood satan kneeled down beside me no don't die i gave him a rueful smile i'm sorry it's something i had to do to fulfill my duty as the noble gothic mary sue satan sobbed i love you ebony i love you too i'll i'll see you in hell i mumbled already finding my surroundings fading to black bloody mary smith suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason she frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet but at the site of ebony's lifeless body she screamed her face became pale with horror she screamed for the healers dumbledore mcgoogle and every single gothic person she could think of suddenly a glow started to surround the body of ebony everyone stared in shock her body started to lift ever so slowly and then to everyone's shock it started to incinerate when everyone realized what was happening they rushed over to try to rescue the body but it was too late the sue became nothing more than a pile of ashes a loud resounding of everyone bellowing no filled the room a flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded when it was all over things changed all the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies author's note i will refuse to explain how the hell that happened and in their place clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies when everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gothic power everybody cheered everyone started singing ding dong the sue is dead well that is until all the hp characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again all the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor their bodies cold and lifeless harry and voldemort started dueling on the left side of the two the battle of the light side and the dark side were reaching a climax and because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon drako and her mighty fled the scene and got married meanwhile down in hell ebony shed a single tear because of her current situation a situation that would live on for all of eternity or at least until the end of fanfiction time she lost it all but she knew she had to remain strong nothing would ever break her down she looked down over her pale body and frowned where are my emo clothes she asked herself in confusion and then it occurred to her for her shirt she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the right or left i can't remember side below that she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the destroyed look on it paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little mousse at the bottom and then ebony realized on her shoulder she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said live your life written all over the bag ebony suppressed the urge to scream here she was decked out in clothes prepped to the extreme wearing stuff from avacrombie and fitch american eagle and holister panicked ebony hastily tried to take off the holster polo but underneath it there was another holster polo underneath ebony frowned and looked under her shirt all she saw was a bra underneath dare i point out that it's from the airy line available at american eagle ebony tried to remove the shirt again but to her frustration there was yet another polo to replace it this is unlogical and does not make any sense ebony bellowed out to the air she failed to see the irony in her statement how hypocritical her words were seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here ebony slipped her wrists and mumbled to herself omg and crap thick author's note oh yeah if you want to see the original content this chick had planned for this chapter i accessed it through the document manager thingy which i copied and pasted so you can read it here author note stfu prips get a lift you suck oh and form now on it'll be in vocation in england until like august so i won't be able to update for a while laws fangs to everyone who revolved expect the preps who flamed fuck you mcr rules 666 i woke up in denors's office on a special gothic coffin hair grid was in debat opposite me in a comma cuz vampir and draco had bit him up mr. norris was cleaning the room oh me satan what happened i screamed suddenly volksa mort came he looked less mean than usual get the fuck out you fucking bastard i yielded thou hath not killed vampire yet he said aren't girly suddenly he started to cry tears of blood at selective volksa mort omfg what's wrong i asked suddenly lucian professor sinister and serious came be laudie mary and vampire were with dem everyone was holding black boxes volksa mort disappeared omfg enemy you're alive scrimmed vampire i hugged him and blotty mary what the fuck happened i asked them oh my satan am i like dead now i gossiped enemy you were almost shot said serious but the bullet could not kill you since you were form another time but fangs anyway said lucian holding out his arm i gasped he had two arms omg i can't believe vampires dad shot you i gasped well to be honest snap was possessed by snap back then said james yeah he was a spy serious said sadly he was really a death dealer and he was such a fucking poser too said lucian he didn't even really know who gc were until i told him well anyway everyone started to give me presents i was opening a black box with red 666's there was a dvd of core bride in it when i gasped mr. norris looked up angrily because he hated goth's hey has anyone fucking seen draco i asked gothically no draco told me he would be watching house of wax no draco told me he would be watching house of wax said professor trevory he doesn't know that you're better anyway denors said you could get up come on i got up suicidally lucian serious and professor sinister left i was wearing a black leather night gun under that i had on a sexy black leather bra trimmed with black lace with a matching thong that's a gothic girl in the butt and sexy fish nets that hooked on to my thong if you don't get the idea massage me and i'll tell you i put on a black fish net top under a black mcr t-shirt a black leather mini with black lace and congress shoes i left the hospital's wings with bloody mary willow and vampire oh i'm fg let's celebrate gasped willow we can go see hose of wax with draco giggled vampire let's go listen to gc and cut ourselves 666 said her money we opened the con men room door sexily and then i gasped draco was there doing it with snap he was wearing a black t-shirt with 666 on the front and baggy jeans you fucking prep we all yielded angrily yeah you betrayed us shooted vampire angrily as he took out his black gun no you don't understand screamed draco sadly as he took his thingy out of snakes no shit you fucking suck you preppy bastard said willow trying to attack him you rock girl i ran suicidally to my room i sexily took a streak out and a b no scream draco but it was too late i had slit marists with it suddenly everything went black again sincerely and a non-author who will silently not reveal her identity because she's a coward aka just a troll with rocks for brain chapter 40 lol someone has taken my account over the idiot's note well this was in the dock area might as well let the whole world see what the real tarot wanted to show us have a nice day author's note oh yeah if you want to see the original content this chick had planned for this chapter i accessed it through the document manager thingy which i copied and pasted so you can read it here author note stfu prips get a lith you suck oh and form now on it'll be in vocation in england until lick august so i won't be able to update for a while laws thanks to everyone who revolved expect the preps who flamed fuck you mcr rules 666 i woke up in denors's office on a special gothic coffin hair grid was in debat opposite me in a comma cuz vampire and drako had bit him up mr. norris was cleaning the room oh me satan what happened i screamed suddenly volksa mort came he looked less mean than usual get the fuck out you fucking bastard i yielded thou hath not killed a vampire yet he said aren't girly suddenly he started to cry tears of blood at selective volksa mort omfg what's wrong i asked suddenly lucian professor sinister and sirius came be lottie mary and vampire were with dem everyone was holding black boxes volksa mort disappeared omfg enemy you're alive scrimmed vampire i hugged him and bloody mary what the fuck happened i asked them oh my satan am i lick dead now i gossiped enemy you were almost shot said sirius but the bullet could not kill you since you were form another time but fangs anyway said lucian holding ute his arm i gasped he had two arms omg i can't believe vampires dad shot you i gasped well to be honest snap was possessed by snap back then said james yeah he was a spy sirius said sadly he was really a death dealer and he was such a fucking poser too said lucian he didn't even really know who gc were until i told him well anyway everyone started to give me presents i was opening a black box with red 666's there was a dvd of core bride in it when i gasped mr norris looked up angrily because he hated goth's hey has anyone fuking seen draco i asked gothically no draco told me he would be watching house of wax no draco told me he would be watching house of wax said professor trevory he doesn't know that you're better anyway denors said you could get up come on i got up suicidally lucian sirius and professor sinister left i was wearing a black leather night gun under that i had on a sexy black leather bra trimmed with black lace with a matching thong that's a gothic girl in the butt and sexy fish nets that hooked on to my thong if you don't get the idea massage me and i'll tell you i put on a black fish net top under a black mcr t-shirt a black leather mini with black lace and congress shoes i left the hospital's wings with bloody mary willow and vampire omfg let's celebrate gasped willow we can go see hose of wax with draco giggled vampire let's go listen to gc and cut ourselves 666 said hermione we opened the con men room door sexily and then i gasped draco was there doing it with snap he was wearing a black t-shirt with 666 on the front and baggy jeans you fucking prep we all yielded angrily yeah you betrayed us shooted vampire angrily as he took out his black gun no you don't understand screamed draco sadly as he took his thingy out of snakes no shit you fucking suck you preppy bastard said willow trying to attack him you rock girl i ran suicidally to my room i sexily took a streak out and a b no scream draco but it was too late i had slit marists with it suddenly everything went black again sincerely and a non-author who will silently not reveal her identity because she's a coward aka just a troll with rocks for brain chapter 40 lol someone has taken my account over the idiot's note well this was in the dock area might as well let the whole world see what the real tarot wanted to show us have a nice day idiot's note uh i know terrible but then again this wouldn't be called the worst fanfic ever if not for the fact that the writing standards meets the level of a day old fetus chapter 41 author's note to everyone who kept flaming this gets a life i bet you probably on to know who garaud way is you probably all preps and posers no way some hack into my account in november and they put up my last chapter but not is a new one i'm sorry for not updating g for a while but i've been really busy i'm trying to finish the story before the new movie comes out i'm going on vacation amans i won't be back until a bot two weeks oh i'm fd draco is so hot in all depicts for the new movie 111 i wanted them to put a cameo by garaud into who should play joker if you flame ill slit marists rave and you rock girl have fun in england when i woke up i was in a strange room i looked around because i was wearing the same outfit i had when i performed with x black x tier x i looked around confusedly it was the norse's office but it looked different on the wall was a pick of maryland munzen just imagined that he is an 80s gothic band too okay because he is more den old panic at the disco or mcr there was also a gothic black beetles calendar with a picture of the beetles wearing eyeliner and black clothes on it said 1980 oh mfg in back in tim again 111 i screamed loudly suddenly satan this is actually voldemort for photo reference voldemort was wearing a black leather jackson black tight jeans and fishnet pants he looks so sexy i almost had an orgy oh mfg ebony are you okay he asked gothically yeah i'm okay for your information i snapped omg am i dead because i remembered i had jumped in front of the bullet from james gun i also remembered seeing draco doing it with snap i guessed that when i had slit me wrists i had went back in tim instead of dying i know i could go forward in time if i found a time toner or the tim machine no you're not dead satan reassured suicidally as he smoked a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face you're a vampire so you can't die from a bullet come on now let's go see how harry's dead is doing i know that the real reason i didn't die from the ballet was because i was from the future wtf james almost shot lucius i said indeed all golly i knew that james had been possessed but i didn't want him to know i knew yeah but i know he had a headache because he was under a lot of stress satan reasoned evilly i guess that's okay i said because james hadn't really shot lucian also know that lucian would now have two arms instead of one i walked seductively outside with satan suddenly i saw a totally sexy gothic buy guy he had blutched blonde hair with black streaks up to his ears and he was wearing gothic black illiner a black green day shirt it showed billy joel with blonde hair since it was the eighties black congress shoes and black baggy pants he walked in all sexly like garard wave in the video i don't three you like i did yesterday and you could see a black tear on his face like dilune in that video hey he said all quietly and guffishily who the fuck is that i asked angrily because i did not know him this is head wig said volksanwort he used to be an x black x tear x too but he had to drop out because he broke his arm hey head wig i said seductively even though i was not trying to be lol high enemy he answered but then he ran away because he had hair of magical creatures his was humming welcome to the black parade under his breath i know dad is not eighties but pretend it is okay bye i said all sexily dad was head wig he used to be my boyfriend before we broke up satan said sadly looking at his black nails oh mfg i can get you back together i said fingering something i didn't know was in my pocket a black coot is what we aim for cdio ipod that i could take videos with does anyone else know about them day kick as okay you can forget about your class for now head wig im going to show you something great i led them to the great hall come on you guys lucy and james serious and snake were all into great hall lucy and wouldn't talk with james because he had tried to shoot him go fuck yourself you fucking douche he shouted at him drago is never gone to be friends with vampire now yeah go fuck yourself samaro snape agreed but i knew he was lying because he had been his fault james had almost shot lucian be quiet you guys i said sexually me plan was working great now i could make voldemont good without doing it with him now vampires dad would never die and okay satan and head wig you guys can start making out i said and i started to film them with ipod cool said serious as voldemort and head wig started to make out sexually we watched as today started to take each other's clothes off sexually samaro serious snake and lucian all watched cause they were probably by i knew snape was by oh my fucking god voldemort voldemort screamed head wig as his glock touched voldemorts but suddenly everything stopped as the door opened and in came dumbly door and mr norris chapter 42 the black parade author's note omg the new book is coming out really soon i can't wait i think that snape will be really the same person as voldemort because dare both healthblood so dad will explain why he killed dumbly door and he hated harry and den harry will have to commit suicide so voldemort will die because he will really be a horcrux omg i hope drako and harry get together that will be so schmexie won't it if they don't den jkr is hemophobic fangs for to help with fax medusa you rock i sat depressedly in dumbledore's office with head wig satan james serious snap and lucian dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly he looked more young than he did in the future he had taken the ipod away and was now listening to a shitty avril avine song what the hell is this anyway he cracked mainly i hope he didn't find out that i was from another time whatever you do don't blame ibn you jerk satan said yeah seriously she was trying to get satan and headwit back together sirius said deviantly be quiet you satanists dumbledore cockled if you're lucky he'll probably send you all to as a caban that will teach you to copulate into great hall he changed the song on the ipod to an in sync song suddenly i noticed something strong about the ipod it was slowly chonging dumbledore didn't notice you fucking poser i muttoned i bet you've never heard of gc james said know how i knew what the ipod was chonging into morty mcfly's tim machine shut up james drago's dad shouted yeah shut up snake said prepoli no you shut up dumbledore said tom i've had enough of you satanist in my school shouted dumbledore spuriously suddenly i graved the ipod from him everyone jump in before it's too late i jumped into it but only one otter person jumped in it was satan you dunderheads screamed dumbledore wisely as we went i looked around i was in the slithering con men room with satan i was wearing a black plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnets a sexy black mcr corset and black stiletto boots with pink pentagrams on them my earrings were blank satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me too mid-back hey cool where is dis he asked in an emo voice dis is the future dumbledore's ipod that he tried to take away from me was also a tim machine i told him cool what's an ipatch he whimpered it's something you use to listen to music i yacked oh mfg cool wait what's a four-letter word for dirt he asked in his sex a voice um i guess sand i laid confusedly yeah i was just trying to make sure you were still the same person he triumphantly giggled suddenly some of my friends walked in oh mfg you're fucking alive said jenny wearing a black leather jacket black baggy pants and a gothic black from first to last shirt i explained to her why i was still alive konichi wa bitch said willow she was wearing a black corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stripes on it with it she was wearing a black leather miniskirt big black boots white foundation black eyeliner red eye shadow and black lipstick hey motherfucker said diabolo with his red hair he was wearing a black p atd t-shirt and black baggy pants hey who's that ibni bloody mary questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shirt red leather pants with black lace and black stole autos oh it's satan i told her and she nodded knowing the truth suddenly satan started to cry are you okay satan we asked concernedly oh i'm fg you're from the future what if you don't like me anymore because we're from different times he asked no i still like you i said sexually to him okay he said resuredly i let him listen to teenagers by mcr and my ipod while i was about to go outside to find some things i gave diabolo a signal to keep satan occupied satan fell asleep i took the ipod i was about to walk outside professor sinister ran in she was wearing a gothic black mini dress with depressing black stripes white and black stripped tights and red converse shoes she was wearing lots of black illiner oh my f**king god where's drako how did snap get back here i thought he was in azerbaijan i asked sadly ebony i was so worried abit you but i know you can't f**king die because you're a rompire snap came back because that girl britney freed him i never liked her she was a bad student trevory said reassuredly that b**ch did she also free hargrid and lupin i shouted angrily i hated britney because she was a f**king prep yes they are on the loose at this school dumbly door is back cornellia is on his way to help everyone tell everyone you see to lock themselves in their con man room trevory said worriedly okay but where's drako how come he was doing it with snap i don't know but i know he almost tried to commit suicide after he saw you almost kill yourself she said omg that's terrible i gasped satan was still asleep so he couldn't tell what was going on then i said listen everyone i have something impotent to do in her everyone stay with dat i ran out good luck terra everyone cried i ran sexily down the stairs into de great hall while the portraits around me looked scaredly there was hardly one else in the stairs and terror was an atmosphere of horror on the way i saw britney laughing on the stairs she was wearing a slutty pink shirt with flowers on it a blue jean skirt abercrombie and pink stilettos she looked just like a pentagram of those f**king preps hilary duff and lindsay lohan you f**king b**ch i shouted angrily no you're totally a b**ch now voldemort will like totally kill you she laughed crucius i shouted selectively pontificating my black wand and she started screaming because she was being tortured and i laughed sodistically no help me please britney screamed terrifyingly i put up my middle finger at her in her hand i saw the video camera snape and lumpen had used to take the video of me i put the tape of voldemort doing it with headwig onto it then i continued to round down the stairs with the camera when i had reached a great hall i saw vampire potter omg vampira i yielded we hugged each other happily he locked me with his gothic red eyes and spiky black hair around them were black eyeliner and eyeshadow his he was wearing a black leather jackson leather pants a panic at the disco concert shirt and his black congress shoes he looked more like joel from good charlotte than ever did you hear the song the river it rocks i was so worried you died mode vampire i know but i'm a vampire lol when i woke up i was back in 1980 so new way i bought voldemort from where he was young with me where's drako i asked spurgously drako you mean the fucking poser who betrayed you vampire snarkled with anger in his sexy voice i know but we have to find him i said smarty i'll do it then harry said angstily okay i argued suddenly all delights in the room went out and then the dork morc appeared oh my fucking satan harry shouted i think voldemort has arrived i said anxiously fuck i have to find drako i guess we should separate okay vampire said disappear pair ting sadly i ran into the great hall chapter 43 author's note i think after gif i will have about two or three more chapters thanks to all my reviewers not death flamers if you flame this story then you suck if you flamed in fuck you i walked sexily into the great hall it was empty except for one person drako was there he sat in der deadly bloom with his black 666 t-shirt and his blacky bag pants he had slit his wrists i felt mad at him for having sex with snake but i felt sorry for him he looked just like gerard way with his red eyes and his pale white face drako are you okay i asked i'm not okay he screamed depressedly i thought of the mcr song and i got even more depressed cause that song always makes me cry i gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it oh drako why did you do it with that fucking bastard snape i asked tear dully i drako began to say but suddenly lupin and mr. norris appeared it into room they didn't see us i'm so glad we me and snape were freed said lupin damn this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking students mr. norris agreed pop a delam i yielded angrily pointing my wand at them no lupin shouted his chains came on to him mr. norris ran away you fucking perv i said laughing with depths of evil and depressiveness in my voice now you have to tell us where voldemort is or i'm going to torture you i don't know where he is said lupin suddenly satan and vampire ran into the room vampire didn't know who satan was really oh my satan we were so worried about you guys vampire said i looked sexily at drako with his gothic red eyes with contacts black t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like gerard way vampire with his sexy black hair and red eyes just like frank iero and satan who looked just like brandon urie then i selectively took the caramel from my pocket and then i began frenching drako sexily lupin gasped drako began to take all his clothes off and i could see his white sex pack then vampire took his own clothes off too we all began making out together sexily i took off my black leather bra my black lace thong and the rest of my clothes everyone took their glocks out except for me i'm a girl lol oh me satan drako i screamed as he put his hardness into my thingy then he did the same thing to harry i began making out with satan and he joined in oh m s cried vampire oh vampire vampire i screamed screamed oh satan yelled harry in pleasure lupin watched in shock we took turns doing torture curses on him cuz we were all sadists suddenly chapter 44 author's note well i have nothing to say but everyone's stoop glamming okay if any gothic people are reading this then you rock omg i still can't wait for the movie tom flatton is so hot lol i hop harry will become gothic cosme friend told me he is really emo in this books omg i'm leaving w pretty soon but can't wait this will probably be the last chapter until i come back that's me car shooted draco angrily but suddenly it was revealed who was in that car it was snape i shall free you lupin but first you must help me kill these idiotic daunder heads he said cruelly from the cars it flew circumsizing above us ebony darkness dementia ravenway must be killed then the dark lord shall never die you fucking prep yelled draco then he locked at me sadly i forgot to tell you ebony snape made me do it with him i didn't really have sex with him but he's a ropist we all put our clothes on quickly except satan we were so scarred but satan didn't change instead he changed into a man with gran eyes no nose a gray robe and white skin he had changed to voldemont i knew who that were all along he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me now i shall kill the all thunder came into room no please don't kill us pleaded vampire suddenly willow bloody mary diabolo jenny draco la fred and gorge hardrid mechanical dumbledore serious and lucian all ran in what is the meaning of this dumbledore asked all angrily and voldemort looked away because dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of he did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily volksymort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick oh my goth slugborn gasped get it cuz i'm gothic the dark lord shall kill all of you then you must submit to him snape ejaculated menacingly you fucking preppy fags serious shouted angrily i know a fall at a word for dirt cruciatus screamed harry but the sparks from his wand only hate draco's car it fell down snap quickly crowd out of it and picked up the kidio camera oh my fucking god i cried because the video of me in the bathroom the video of me dong it with draco and the video of satan doing it with if you kill me then d's videos will be shown to everyone in the skull then you can be just like that gothic girl paris hilton he laughed meanly no i screamed fyi i have depicted of you doing it with lupin what's she talking abit lupin slurped as he sat in chains i saw too she's gonna show everyone depicted harry shouted angrily shut up lumpkin roared foolish ignoramuses yielded voldemort from his broomstick thou shall all die soon think again you fucking muggle poser harry yelled and then he and diablo and navel both took out black guns but voldemort took out his own one you guys are in a latin standoff i shouted desperately i did diddly akio nevels wand cried voldemort and suddenly nevels wand was in his hand now i shall kill the all and ebony you will die he made lightning come all over the place save us ebony dumbledark cried i cried sexily i just wanted to go to the con men room and slit my wrist with me friends while we watched shark attack three and saw two and do it with draco but i knew i had to do something more impotent abracadabra i shooted this has been an audio reading of my immortal written by terra gillespie narrated by james tullis what the fuck