 Don't forget You forgot that we all have to say the pledge of allegiance to America. I don't live in your stupid country which stands I Pledge allegiance to the Queen because she has superpowers What what is our suit water her superpowers? I told you they wouldn't be superpowers They sound like superpowers if I don't not know you know How can you Yeah Oldness she's not dead is she she could just keep getting older. That's his super power That's true. She hasn't died like the other person who died Unfortunately, she eventually becomes like a just a pile of dust, but she's still alive Like putting putting it in a little jar and there's a speaker on the window and every time they're like Queen what do we do? And she's like, I don't fucking it's not even a voice just It's her soul wailing from the beyond Can't kill you think they want to You can't possibly separate her into any smaller pieces they atomize her she's still alive And so they she still has the crowd It's just no way they have to Kate's or anything It then one day in the future will make a robot body and put the jar on top of the body So that he could just walk around and whatever someone's like, hello queen. She'll be like Like she's she's kind of a horrifying monster But the body has to be like really huge like maybe we can just give her a terminator body But then she can just kill everybody Next queen I am the queen Like really like like really genuinely how old is 172.6 Queen in metric or imperial 93 Jesus Christ Yeah, she'll be dead. She's got a few decades left in the old trunk How old is Betty white Okay, so we can't say that they're the same Um I don't know. Yeah, I guess the title is confusing if you're an idiot, but it says season three finale I've decided this is the end of season three of EFAP because this is the end of season three Yeah, this is the last episode of season three of season one is ten episodes Didn't even have a villain. No, we did we did we definitely I look back and I was like I can see a thread here I can I can see especially considering special information, but yeah So season one is ten episodes season two is fourteen episodes and then season three is No way season two is twelve episodes and season three was sixteen episodes. So we're getting more episodes every time I'll produce is a really happy with the show apparently Yeah I believe it was Captain Marvel Oh Because of the dawn I I covered her early on and that only awoke the monster We've we've covered her several times in the episodes and she attacked dawn like I don't know if there's any possibility for another villain You know That's going around the one about how YouTubers are angry. I saw I saw his his response I tried to watch his response, but he sounded so dead inside that whole time wait even a video Response to it. I didn't I didn't even know he didn't know no No, he made well, I it was released like a day or two ago. Oh my goodness. So I haven't even seen it We've got so many things to do already Just wrote down Now that would don't that total that would Thrust okay the real reason why negative. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right right Oh, that's related to the article then I didn't know that was actually I thought it was just yeah That's that's the first thing he brings up like he's like I threw out my script Because I tried to do it four times I was like, oh Donald, what are you trying to do? Do it someone someone called dad old Luke so that we can inspire some I don't know energy into tonal I mean Because so much to do today if we can fit that into it I can only hope but um, we have to we have to cover Tonal we got so many so many tisms are on the agenda. Well, we'll get through Rags you saw Godzilla, right? Yeah, what did you think? Hold on hold on before we start this because apparently there is confusion from something that Mahler literally did say in the last dream Which is that I didn't like Godzilla king of the monsters even though that's not what Mahler said and I haven't watched the movie Some people came away from whatever it was you said Thinking that I was saying that the 1998 Godzilla movie is better than this one Which I said you said it's more than likely that it is after how I describe King of Monsters to you Okay. No, no, I told you that I had seen it when I was a kid and my memory of it is I was entertained by it, but I legitimately haven't even seen King of the Monsters so No, I I haven't I don't think that to the people who for some reason think I think that I haven't watched it And I don't plan on it. Yeah, and all I said was that you I'm very certain in our conversation You said that by the sounds of King of Monsters that the 98 vision might actually have better writing Well, yeah, I mean you made it sound like it was retarded What did you think it was retarded? I? Thought this new Godzilla. Yeah Everything that wasn't monster fights was retarded and Rags, did you know that that means it's a good Godzilla film? Oh? No, it's terrible. I've got I got five arguments that I picked out from from the discord from This is a like for once for once the chat's gonna hate you guys instead of me and I'm gonna bask in I don't understand. We have to be consistent. I'm not gonna break with everything that I feel about movies Well, I haven't watched the movies so I literally can't make I will I will give these arguments to rags since he's apparently saying that the The film isn't very well written these are counter arguments to our claims that is poorly written by the way That not not arguments for why the film is bad the first one was so these are arguments saying that it wasn't poorly written Not necessarily their responses to the idea that the film is poorly written. So All right, here we go. You're ready for this first one ranks. I'm gonna assume that's yes. Yeah, sure Why are you looking for a story in Godzilla? That's like looking for a story in porn or football? Are this All right, my god, I feel like I can argue against this but I'm just Which of these things am I gonna say first? All right, let's let's start with porn. All right, let's start with porn Let's say all right. You're gonna go and watch a porn movie No one gives a shit about the plot in porn. That doesn't mean the plot's good Lots terrible the porn would be better if they were characters that I cared about if they were written Well, like that would actually make the porn better the point Yeah, if the if these were characters that I cared about in a relationship that I had investment in then I would absolutely enjoy the sex way more These people never has so question have these people never had sex with people that they've really cared about Because it's so never played Mass Effect. I Have they've never been an actual like relation. This is how real world stuff works When you're invested in the other person the sex is better. Okay, so what about football? It's football is Story is football story. I don't really yeah, I don't get it Well, so the counter I imagine would be like yeah, but you don't need a story in porn for porn to have its function That's the same for Godzilla Yeah, you don't need yeah, I wish there wasn't a story in this Godzilla movie I wish it was literally us Godzilla fighting monsters. They could have saved me time. I could have gotten out of the movie theater faster I agree with that. I got back to Mordhau. I Would have legitimately the movie would have been better if it was just there was no Godzilla's fighting the monsters and it was just that There was this misconception that I thought that they needed to be more a human element to the film I never said this I think there's way too much human shit in the movie, but I wouldn't have minded it was really well-written human shit Yeah, there was way too much human shit. Absolutely. There was way too much human shit Oh, did you laugh at any of the jokes? Oh God some of the cringy I told Wolf about one of them where he says something like vaguely profound or whatever and the guy's like did you just make that up? He's like I read it in a fortune cookie and there's like a silence for laughter and he was just dead. Oh Yeah, nobody in my theater laughed at any of the jokes. They were terrible the jokes were terrible And the thing is if you're gonna Lord knows what the budget was for this and how much they spent on marketing the tens of millions of dollars they spent on making this movie Yeah, and it just goes show that I guess none of the budget went to Writing or story or characters. I didn't even think the acting was very good You know what? Margin's steinpats just said football matches can be very exciting when there's an actual story behind it like the underdog beating the big teams Almost reaching like so like you think about movies that are about sports where they have like a team Like the mighty duck, so I was just thinking like yeah, so the story would kind of improve it I don't know. There's the water boy Get it to the point where the Godzilla movie has amazing writing and monster fights and man I'll be praising it instead of saying yeah, I enjoyed the monster fights for the right shit and then people Yeah, I'm not just gonna I should just go to the next one crap The next one was all that crap was still part of the movie Why are you complaining about the story in a Godzilla movie? Nobody watches Godzilla for the story Well, that's weird because when I paid the movie for the ticket and I walked into that theater There was a lot of that shit on the screen and I had to sit through a lot of that garbage to get through the good to get to the Good parts So I would have much preferred that the parts I had to suffer through were good instead Yeah, that point. I would just be like if nobody's watching Godzilla for the story then why is there a story in there? Yeah, I like do they feel like they have to have one do they feel like this is something that's necessary Are they just trying to put stars in the movie in order to get us to watch it? I Mean you have to sit through a lot of stupid human crap to get to the cool monster bits What if The stupid human stuff was actually really good and you really wanted to hear the characters talk because the lines were great And you kid when buildings around them That'd be cool. I just like what like we can't just excuse bad writing because it's in a monster movie now Remember the woman who advocated for the genocide of planet earth was in trouble at the end after she made her weird sacrifice Did you care about her life then? I was just like I don't know. I didn't care about I hope Gondor eats you Please go for it go for it. I I'm still I was talking on the ride back home from the theater because my dad wanted To see it so we went to go see it yesterday And in the car ride back, I'm like so I think her name was Emma the mom main character I was like so I Was like kind of baffled for half this film trying to figure out what they were going for with her Because I was just so confused I was trying to figure out why they had her do the things that they did and I thought it at the end They were gonna be like ha ha. She was lying the whole time, but no they didn't like I was legitimately Absolutely baffled by the decisions that were made Me out of the film because I'm like why why are they doing this this doesn't make any sense where she's like Oh, no, like I need to do x y and z to save blah blah blah because like my daughter's control and Charles dance like And ironically I don't even know if this was in the script or if he was just on set saying this He was like look you hired us to basically end the world and the world is ending and now you're saying stop I don't I don't get it He was like confused with Charles dance is pointing out plot Well Charles dance was First off he was not in the movie nearly long enough He didn't have enough lines, but they gave all these shitty fucking minutes To the dad character these good guy characters to the white haired nerdy conspiracy theorist guy and the useless Asian bitch And the other fucking dude is that all of these people that they tried to make us care about they gave all these lines To and they had Charles dance over here who would show up for a scene do one line, maybe and then he'd be gone Was he better or worse than he was in Dracula untold with in Dracula and told he got to do more shit Yeah, lick the bar He had more lines in Dracula untold like that one scene in the cave. Yeah, probably does. Yeah Um He had a more significant role in Dracula untold. He only had like one Tywin moment Thing it was like a tiny little tiny little moment And it was just so like oh I could see where he's generally They had good lines for him and those like a tiny little moment Where he was just good if that was it the argument three Godzilla isn't supposed to have a good story Why is it not supposed to I wish you to I want you to back up the claim that Godzilla is not supposed to fight in rags You are making a positive claim that I want to see evidence for That's correct. Let's give them the incredible benefit of the doubt and say that Godzilla is not supposed to have a good story Fuck that shit. How about instead it has a good story Well, isn't it better to have a good story than a bad one? Oh, there you go Superchat just came in with a counter I have to disagree more than most Godzilla fans go to see these movies because they see it as a monster MMA fight as long as the Action is interesting. They ignore the human parts even in the older movies No, my dad would be one fight. It's not and he said he liked the monster fights But it was a struggle to get to that again I'd say this is someone who hasn't seen this movie But Maura, what did you say was like even less than a third of the movie is dedicated to the monster fight? Yeah, and they were the best bits They were so good I think it was all just like two hours of monster fights But I mean if there's a huge chunk of it dedicated to really terrible human shit And how can you ignore that other than just like waiting for the clips to come out? Do you remember the vast majority of the movie is shitty going all the way back to I believe EFAP episode 2 when everyone's talking about how plot holes don't matter at all in the video we were covering and We we come to a conclusion. We just go why not not have them and in the same vein Why not have a good story in your Godzilla movie? Why do you have to keep saying no one cares about it? It's like I never said anyone didn't care about this movie. I just said the right thing was really bad It's like yeah. Well don't cares about it. It's like okay Look I can get behind an action movie where I don't think about anything Like John Wick 3. I saw that on vacation. I have literally no investment in the plot to put it into perspective I completely forgot why people were even chasing him at the beginning of the movie So I don't even really remember a lot of John Wick 2 in the first place But I was like a he shoots people and that knife fight at the beginning of the movie was cool And that was my whole investment in the film Um The problem by the way is this wouldn't even be discussed if not for the fact that we seem to have found some weird impasse with the A lot of people about this because I don't really care about Godzilla And I don't know if rags really is a long-term fan or anything of the Godzilla movies We're literally just looking at it as a story and then people like nobody watches it for that and I'm like Okay, so when people say that nobody watches Star Wars for the story and they just like to see the lightsabers Jedi and all that shit So do you have a response to that? Because you understand if one person says yeah, I like a story in Godzilla um your argument I Mean your argument doesn't work anyway because we're just judging it as a story Which it is it is a story like I hate to break it to you It is a story there's characters. There's a plot. There's a start middle of the characters and plots and motivations like they clearly I didn't say anyone cared about it I didn't say anyone had to care about it or should care about whatever. I'm just saying that it's poorly written And for the record, I believe I said this I enjoyed it as a whole Because of the monster shit. I really liked King Ghidorah. I don't want to see him again Yeah, but man, you got to get through a lot of crap find the gold Actually first off have you made it through all the five arguments? We got two more Do you want to go ahead with whatever because yours sounds fit man? Oh, well, so people have mentioned Shin Godzilla and I know you've talked to oh, yeah I've got a note for that after these two. Okay, so um, okay the fourth one is stop complaining. There's a lack of story It's a Godzilla movie. I never complain about a lack of story Yeah, that's definitely not it. We would have preferred there was no story. Yes I would rather have no story than a bad one Um Yeah, and it would be tough to string together But I think even even if you had two hours of monsters fighting each other You'd probably still have some form of a simplistic story in there like Godzilla's walking around the earth killing all I think it would have been way higher rated to yeah I think it would have made a lot more money and I think people the critics would have like oh hell Yeah, it's just two hours to freakin awesome monster fights and the final argument was you don't understand Godzilla And help me understand Godzilla well the fucking response I is that fans don't want a good story Godzilla, so Okay, so let me ask a question if there's not really supposed to be a story or a good story at least in Godzilla How can you possibly not understand it? It's a giant lizard that shoots lasers out of its mouth It's like it's like a story for stupid people like anyone can like grasp that Yeah, and I I just think how could you not understand it was not to understand exactly like all three of us rated mission impossible fallout Super fucking high and it's like it wasn't just because if someone said nobody watches mission impossible for the story I'd be like the story certainly fucking helped it Because the action was fantastic But caring about the characters and understanding the stakes in the plot like it's tough That's that makes the movie way better Well, I like that my I like that on a Godzilla movie. Sure, but like I told them I already enjoyed the movie I just don't know why we wasted so much time with humans and how poorly written everyone They spend so much time and they try so fucking hard to make us care about these characters like they put there is clearly a Huge section most of this movie. Don't let it be misunderstood Most of this movie is about the humans Mm-hmm. This is a human people movie. Also, there's monsters But this is definitely about human people dealing with shit and they try really really hard to make you give a damn And then that's what they're trying. That's what they're going for here and it fails miserably I watched Shin Godzilla with Alex and Ironically, it's much tighter in terms of the writing But it's pretty like boring on the human side of it because it's very procedural It's like Godzilla is here. We should do something about Godzilla and some other guys like how do you even know? That's a creature. How do you know? It's not just a broken pipe or something and they're like, I don't know They just like a good 20 minutes of that until they're like, okay now we attack it and then they bomb it It doesn't work and he nukes the whole city and then they eventually come up with a different plan It's it's better than King of the Monsters. Okay, absolutely The effects aren't as good which I think is gonna happen obviously because it's against like the fucking super high-paid Hollywood shit Like I said when I showed you that picture of That screenshot from Shin Godzilla Like the dude in the suit looks like Squidward did when he ate too many Krabby Patties and they all went through his hips Look at that picture and I just laughed too hard and I was like, yeah, I'm not watching this movie I kind of liked how they defeated Godzilla and Shin Godzilla and Yeah, there was a lot of human Busy bodying in that too, which was kind of it's funny how much I feel like I am actually on the side of the Godzilla fans I just yeah, the difference between these two is one of them had a really complicated story with loads of characters That was all horribly written the other one had like barely any characters and all of it was relatively tightly written It was just dull as fuck and I liked the monster fight in both of them to a degree different degrees Yeah, that's and again, I'm not a Godzilla expert and I feel like whenever I'm mentioning Godzilla I'm walking into a hornet's nest of fans. I'm like, I didn't realize that Godzilla was so passionately beloved and that's fine. Yeah That's why I didn't realize that people love this monster so much that they were willing to just sit through so much crap and Garbage to defend it. I mean and I don't realize that Godzilla had an uniron fan base before this movie And as I know if it's controversial to say it I'll say it anyway I think clover field is better than any of the Godzilla movies. I've seen I Know this is gonna be controversial to say but of the few Godzilla movies. I have seen it's like Transformers, but with not as bad of humor. I Would rather watch the 98 Godzilla on ironically we're gonna do that free fat movies I think because I need to see that again anyway I I would actually literally Totally seriously watch the 98 Matthew Broderick Godzilla then watch Godzilla King of the Monsters again. There you go. We've upset chat All I remember from the night Raptor scene They defeat them in the stadium. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I I mean I was like 10 years old So I was like this is fun. It's probably so bad. It's good Godzilla 98 Leon in it Yeah, so moving on No, no, no, it's like you realize that like I'm saying that because The human shit in the 98 version is so bad that it's great Like it's terrible, but the stuff in Godzilla King of the Monsters is absolutely awful Like it is the most boring dull Equential nonsensical crap ever and I've already seen the monster fights So it's not gonna be like oh wow is the same thing. Yeah, they're good, but fucking hell I like the most of it. Oh, I like I'm not gonna sit through like Godzilla King of the Monsters is Monarch and humans also monsters. Yeah, like they call it Godzilla, but that's almost false advertising So I should just wait to see the fighting scenes on YouTube and like three or four Absolutely recommend Get a bit okay, that'd be great. Oh, I was dark Phoenix tonight though I can't wait to laugh. Well, we'll jump into that one quickly next I was just gonna say someone's asked if we've seen Chernobyl I've seen episode one and so as well if we're gonna watch the rest of it relatively soon I think The first episode was very good. I heard it was based off of real-life events Yes, I've heard that All right, so yeah Dark Phoenix I'm still the only one who so I've seen it Wolf's gonna see it today and rags may or may not see it in the future Might if no one else in this world existed I would be telling the audience it was it was bad loads of it didn't make any sense and Certainly the plot certainly the world building some of the character stuff I quite liked a lot of the acting was pretty good and I actually liked a lot of the fighting as Superficial as that sounds actually liked a lot of the interactions and the way they did special effects But I've had a lot of complaints about the CGI We'll have to see about that. No, no X-Men However, I am in a world with lots of other people and so I feel like saying like guys Chill out. It's not the worst thing in the world. Holy shit. A lot of people are saying it's the worst X-Men movie Out of all of them and I I have to remind people that origins Wolverine apocalypse and The other oh, yeah, the last stand those three films are pretty fucking bad While this one actually had a lot of character moments that I really enjoyed I Don't want to mention any of them though because you haven't seen it yet Oh your view and I don't know if you definitely willow and not but lots of tis me stuff too Origins was good As long as I'm sorry if you say that origins is good. I got a question like if you have permanent brain damage or something Yeah, I would have to watch don't get me wrong, but it is not a good movie We will once Wolf is seen it that we'll be able to talk through it and be like also We should we should mention Just to clarify because I think there's some people in the chat that are Confused you meant X-Men origins Wolverine not the movie the Wolverine No, yeah, I meant the origins one the Wolverine is definitely better than origins Yeah, I mean it's kind of a useless movie, but yeah Origins it's hard to be worse than origins and origins as goofy as fuck I don't I wouldn't blame anyone for enjoying the crap out of it, but holy shit Yeah, I left I left really really hard watching it And yeah, like this, I don't know we'll see maybe maybe my mind will change on dark Phoenix But everyone's been saying it's the worst thing ever and I was just like oh wow I didn't I didn't think so, but okay Please do unbridled rage for lost to game of thrones episodes Yeah, I Told you guys about this comment, but I wanted to read it out anyway because it was funny on the last eFap We did so this guy this guy said this was his original comment and then he edited it I'm pretty sure I told you guys right already I think you guys have been a bit too hard on no bullshit while the video kind of sucks His points are pretty reasonable, and then it has edit nevermind Oh and the original ones were at best passable ish But man wait X-Men Once he started saying that like vision trying to get a rock out of his face is like a transgender person Transitioning I think my brain snapped in half It's like how could you possibly unironically because it's just stupid. I Can't even say it's a point or an argument. I don't know man Suspicious amount of giant midgets of the movie Well, we did just watch a trilogy filled with Suspicious amounts of midgets Do you want to in Haldir gonna give a quick take on on Star Wars Jedi fallen order tisms Sure, I shall go I Hope the graphics improve because those character are off looking which I mean, yeah, it's it's pre-alpha Oh, I'll give it some benefit of that out in that respect the time stopping thing was really awesome But that was really the only thing they did Otherwise it seemed Really safe it didn't seem Super interesting. It looked really met to me. I mean, I'm hoping there's more to it But for showcasing the game and trying to be like hey guys get excited for this There wasn't a whole lot that I haven't seen like 50 other Star Wars games do Yeah, I felt I felt like force unleashed kind of already did loads of what that game is doing Yeah, and force unleashed is a super flawed game But I mean hell look at the difference with the force abilities The only interesting new one they showed was the stopping time Otherwise it was all just force pull and force push which was Yeah, kind of kind of lame to me I'm hoping there's more platforming stuff because that look kind of interesting And I'm hoping the lightsaber combat gets a bit more complicated the further goes in but otherwise it looks really Like six out of ten ish And you know, maybe I mean I can forgive a game with plaque luster gameplay as long as it has a good story But I don't know Just because the guy didn't like the last Jedi doesn't mean that he's a good writer himself. I guess Hey, I'll give it a chance. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hoping it's better than what we saw because I thought it looked kind of Kind of game that I would probably just be told about and I'd be like yeah, look kind of neat I guess But we will see it's gonna be better than the fucking battlefront games. So at least we got that That's a high ball very low bar And yeah, did you see the trailer ranks? No, I did not You don't like Star Wars do you hate it? No, I do that Star Wars shit Game was written by Ryan Johnson. Do you still want to do still want to play it? There's like four other writers beside him. He got cucked really Oh Well, we don't know the specifics for that, but yeah, just hoping it's yeah I mean, I mean like when I saw Forrest Whitaker in there and like Whatever the robot dude was I was like, why are you banking on rogue one? Like sure it was the least offensive of them, but that's not really a great game I hope there was nobody in chat assuming I meant classic battlefront one and two. I meant I meant the new Love oh, yeah We were talking about the new ones ones are good My parents They moved offices, so they got a new place and then as they were cleaning out the old office. They found an old Seat my old CD of battlefront 2 You know that I had I was like, oh, that's that's kind of nifty and it brought back so many good memories Battlefront 2 was a maze balls. Yeah, the original battlefront 2. I Hate that we have to clarify which ones they are because yeah, the good ones name it the same thing Just like the Call of Duty game where it's like it's Call of Duty Modern Warfare Even though it's supposed to be like a reboot the great loader said e-fap is to Godzilla as Eric Taxid is to Star Wars. That is beyond defensive Beyond defensive But yeah, since we've we've got like because it's a season finale, of course That's that's why this is happening. We got Funnily enough because it's been the last two videos kind of same thing defense for captain Marvel, which didn't I don't know if it was created to be one, but it certainly ended up with one A couple of defenses for Game of Thrones from a podcast that I saw that will find funny Um, a tonal video to be real special and then possibly another tonal video depending on what's going on That that clip from X-Men that we're totally gonna play because how do we resist talking about that? Something from Collider, which if you don't you guys don't know about I know rag should know about it because red light media did a video on it, too Pretty funny, but I'll give you all the context you need for that Oh, I think I know what you're talking about and and wolf getting a name drop in a podcast that I'm looking forward to him finally seeing Wait, what? Yep. He has no idea. This is what happens when you have frame of pause. No Um, but first of all, we're covering mr. Legal Eagle who's got a channel where he basically What the fuck do you want to say go on? I didn't say anything. See interrupt God Yes, I'll continue Jesus. Yeah, he has a channel where he goes over movies And he breaks down like the legal parts of them as in what characters do And how they could be punished all literal like fucking courtroom scenes and movies and being like they did this wrong or they did this Right, which is all great I've actually seen some of his videos before and enjoyed them his recent one was on Captain Marvel of all things Would you believe it? And of course it's to do with that with that scene that everyone has been making the rounds on the one that funnily enough, you know got people booted from The videos on it also, I just clicked it. Nothing's happening for me I'm hearing it. Oh, it's a playing for you guys. Okay. That's weird. I guess Hold on. I'll rewind it. Oh Rags you're in the car, right? Yeah, I am in the Now you've seen it new wait wait wait wait. I mean though. I'm in the watch together Yeah, what the fuck is happening? Well, I got a black screen. I got nothing. I See it all You do this to me 15 seconds get your shit straight Wouldn't isn't shit like a like a like a you know the kind of shape it is I wouldn't describe it as rates Would you what it what's straight? Well, are we discussing the shapes of objects? I'm no just a poop apparently Okay, apparently what I can see something now. It's progress Okay All right, let me drag him back so Yeah, so the he's talking number three. He's talking specifically about the clip where she attacks Wait, why is that like that wolf dawned a new pfp Like I've got that we might have to switch rooms because I just showed the room URL for some reason my screen captures off You absolutism Yeah, I was gonna say I'm pretty sure some of you guys have done that before I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure The July Precata law is better than legal eagle. I Wait, that seems like it should be working then What's happening when I hit the oh is it going to a different screen I could explain it Is an extra thing I see you there we go, okay, I fixed it Though like I said, we'll have to make a different room because anybody with half a brain can get in here now So and we know that some of you out there have brains No Respect the brain So respect to the brainless respect. I love the poorly educated hooray Okay, oh what god damn it That's it needs it needs to get my shit thing on the screen mawler. You're gonna show us out 38 We haven't figured this out mawler. You just showed everybody again. Yeah. I mean, I've literally back on the fucking logo on the screen You fuck motherfucker I've got my short cut screwed up because I've been sawing out all the other covers that I showed When they do not cut your shorts simply apply the link in the usual manner to the co-hosts Oh, I will and now I what is this music video away? Look, it's a small delay. I'm pretty sure the people of EFAP will get over it be loyal. I'm sure they will too This is the kind of Gentlemen Are we the gentlemen of the year? No, I'm it actually triggers me that of and V are capitalized Why yeah, I'm not a blame yourself because it's grammatically incorrect mawler. I know you wouldn't know we care about Since always and forever. Is there even been a single discussion on this entire show about grammar in any way typical form? And I didn't think My name is mubesley Mubesley Maltism moob moob moor You're more oh Yeah, I guess we could probably man as well We ended up watching all the Lord of the Rings films as a result of Game of Thrones. Isn't that great? Yeah, we love hell dear Everyone loves hell dear see that's a joke. They're not gonna be able to understand for a very long time And then someone watched this podcast afterwards would be like oh Yeah, hell dear and lots of smoking of the devil's lettuce I think it's funny that if they watch two towers of the cover he makes a good If they watch the coverage of two towers, they'll still be like I don't get it. They didn't even talk about how dear really You'll get it one day folks. All right, here we go. Thanks to No, shut up. Okay. So Mr. Legal Eagle did a video talking about the legal implement implications of what we saw in that amazing moment where she What can we say where she assaulted and battered the dawn would you not agree with that? Yeah, she tortured him Extortion I guess you could say what would you say legally that probably comes under right? Do you reckon there's anything legally there? She could get in trouble for director. She's clean I Think that she might have a few issues I think she might want to zip her lip when she talks to the popo and lawyer up Because she's got a long court case ahead of her. Well, could you imagine that there is a case? or here You get off scot free lawyer takes that case is a fucking retard. Oh Well, it'll be interested. I guarantee you one of the biggest complaints we'll have about this because he's a relatively Like approved of channel, so we're gonna be in controversial territory here is that neither of you three are lawyers So, how would you know that's gonna be a common case here, but I'll see what you take is anyway It'll be great keeping legal eagle in the air and helping me look fly go to Indochino for Indochino ex legal It's I don't know Indochino does I guess they sell some look at the dawn Look at that beautiful man Look at that even you in care that it's a little bit unkempt. He's like appearances on everything Well, yeah, that's his hairline might not be great, but he is he did take his helmet, right? His spirit line is great say that He's my wind man. Look at him. He's so happy. He's so I don't want to write him so fucking hard Same with me. We can do it together. We'll take turns. Yeah Crucially he makes contact with the map that wait, why have we skipped it? He makes contact with the map crucially. This is the first 16 seconds Yeah, is holding pulls it down and says something that might be interpreted as a threat pushing it smile for me How is that a threat? You would have to be absolutely brain dead to think that how about a smile for me is a threat What is it? What is the threat being made? Well, you imagine if you were like captured by I don't know ISIS and put in a torture chamber Some guy comes in and he's like all big and burly and he leans down and you're like, oh god Is he gonna waterboard me? Is he gonna like cut off my head and he's like smile? How about a smile for me? I was about to say what you said Smile that's almost a command. How about a smile is a question Yeah, he's asking her how about a smile. Oh my god Possibly how this opening make this argument. It's opening I'm assuming is like a preview like a what's to come sort of this guy is not a particularly nice guy and You just said the dawn is very nice He's extremely nice. Look at his This is how thrilled to get a handshake. This is how I knew we had to cover this because he said the dawn is not a nice Guy is so pure Yeah, I mean if anything saying he's not a nice guy is kind of accurate because he's well above that like that would be a Poor representation of him if you were to say he's nice like yes Telling I like a chance telling someone to smile is against the Geneva convention Usually here he has invaded captain Marvel's man lost his wife Kind of become the lawyer Real lawyer reacts Autune guy that looks like him. Yeah Yeah And I really mean that this time because there are a lot of people engaging in quasi legal analysis and really messing it up Would you believe me? Oh? Tell us how she's totally Not the villain in this scenario. I just that for the women I like the idea that people are gonna run with immediate like the most casual responses get as like well Yeah, she'd be done for assault she'd be done for theft and possibly screwing up the road if you remember the clip She like fucks up graphic for a minute, but um Those three things are totally real It's like the other Donda You're like, I guess he touches her personal property. I Guess he sort of invades her personal space, maybe from behind the map Maybe we'll see those arguments touches her map It's like a euphemism or something It's like it is like in Captain Marvel's defense the don does touch her map Yeah, I'm apparently I guess she's off the hook. I Guess we're Cato law might have made a response to this a bunch of people keep referencing him Oh, really? Who's for Cato law? That'd be interesting to see he he's one of the guys that's been really covering the Vickman Situation like from a legal angle and always like a lawyer's got Yes Alright, well if he's done a response, I'll have to check that out too because that's Don't see one maybe he responded somewhere else. Well, maybe he's working but then again all of his videos are like three hours so Well either way Who are complaining about Captain Marvel again are wrong about the law. I know it's What about the women complaining about captain? Do they just not exist? They just don't fucking exist the women did no women hate this movie There are no the only people just the men. It's the men who ate it. We made it a good 53 seconds And we're already pulling the gender card here fuck off. It is the manners. I'm playing the rags women I don't know a single women's that didn't think she was justified Except any of the ones that I've spoken to but other than them Crazy but stick with me here women need protect About the law, I know it's crazy But it's cool with me here by the way since we're dealing with a Marvel property as always There will be a post credit scene at the end of this video So a little background about Captain Marvel before we dive into the current ridiculous controversy that How is it a ridiculous? Okay? I Like that whenever we pause it. He just looks really stupid. Oh, it's kind of like Slander let's slander defamation to calm the stupid That probably breaks 17 laws came out last summer It had slightly more controversy than normal because as far as I can tell and I wasn't following this closely The lead superhero is a woman and the lead actress Brie Larson said some semi controversial things about racism and sex Sammy Hollywood. I do not need a 40 year old white dude to tell me what didn't work No, no, no one cared that the lead was a woman. No one fucking cared I was gonna say you see the way the way he worded that he slipped that right in there if I go back Yeah, that did that did raise a flag for me last summer It had slightly more controversy than normal because as far as I can tell and I wasn't following this closely The lead superhero is a woman and the lead so he's making two points The reason it got controversy is the lead actress is a woman and it's like whoa Whoa No one cares that it's a woman We do not give you regressed this father people just commonly accept that it's a problem to have a female Protagonist like for other people especially when this film kind of released alongside a lead a battle angel and that was fairly positively Received we don't talk about that one because that breaks the narrative idiot. Okay, he's just right. She wasn't really a woman She was a robot so it doesn't count Then we also any movies that came up before this year don't count as well Wonder Woman alien Aliens alien 3 alien resurrection from atheists. No stop alien covenant. No stop it. Yeah, I know I'm not saying they're good, but people went and watched him anyway, and they all had female protagonists in fairness Captain Marvel was a female and that's probably why most people didn't like this film I think he's right from a legal standpoint Actress Brie Larson said some semi-controversial things about racism and sexism in Hollywood I do not need a 40-year-old by terminator. Tell me what didn't work for him about a wrinkle in time Love the sass she did there as well. She moved ahead didn't work for him. Yeah, I Mean, I don't know what you're talking about Brie Larson I love that scene where Reese Witherspoon turned into a giant CGI lettuce monster. It was it was like it's thematic Also, I really loved when Michael Penya was a puppet that did Absolutely, nothing and just showed up for no reason I just like the idea is a great movie Brie. It's a theme about eating healthy Then like red lead media pointed out it's like what about the men who really liked that movie The four-year-old white men who said it was really good. What about that? Do they just also? That was really pivotal for me. I never thought I would see giant Oprah in a movie Oprah that's a There was a suspicious amount of women in a wrinkle in time There was there were no giant midgets though. I thought that was fucked Okay, it gets a little off the hook All right fine. Yeah We need to be conscious of our bias and do our part to make sure that everyone is in the room That led some people for dumb Oh Yeah, you've already established that let me be conscious of our bias like what I I'm biased towards good writing You can't say mid-juice. You say innuent mid-juice Predominantly men though, I just yeah, okay that led some people predominantly men to boycott the film Which appears to have had no real people keep typing frog in the chat I love it when they make this argument. It appears to have had no effect And it's like you realize that whatever money it made it could have made more money That's just a fact of life. If it makes a lot of money. It could not have made any more money Like well, it was successful so your boycott didn't matter do you fucking remember I was fucking fantastic It was the toxic brood guy because again, I'd seen that episode again recently while I've been out He said they ran a stupid boycott that was completely ineffective on Star Wars But it damaged solos Overall income and made it seem as though Star Wars is no longer feasible It was like an effective boycott that was successful. It's like what? They like to run with the whole ineffective things like sure Captain Marvel made less money than it would have we already know This is true as long as one person says they wouldn't have gone they would have gone to see if not for what she said Which this fucking plenty of them. I think I'm pretty sure Jeremy from Geeks and gamers didn't say still not seen this movie just because of that shit As the movie did fine when it came out last summer fast forward to last week when the producer sure that I'm sure that has nothing to do with Infinity War and in-game and Marvel Cinematic Universe nothing to do with that at all This isn't very and I know that it's kind of a meme to say this because I'm not assuming his channel is supposed to be this but They're even very objective. It's like why wouldn't you just get right into it and be like alright? Let's look at the legal Implications of this whole scene instead of being like men have a problem with Captain Marvel like okay. That's a Someone said solo only failed because of the lackluster boycott. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember that I think that yeah, that actually might be the direct quote, which is fantastic. So producers of the movie released a deleted scene where Captain Marvel more or less beats up a guy on a motorcycle Don't forget. Yeah, he's really telling her to take it so that he can be free of her extortion and her threats Yeah, and if we're gonna start getting pedantic cuz he's gonna with the law She threatened to kill him because she said she would take his arm off Which is a good chance you bleed out before you can get the help he needs That's gonna essentially be treated like a tim I think a pretty sure legally at least that would be treated Essentially the same as a threat to his life Look at him. He looks so scared like I feel so bad for him. I feel I feel terrible poor Don Yeah, he should never be put down like this. This is Just he's trying to help to that's the really the worst part. I don't want to give this man his own movie. I Want him to be the next This led to a reaction on certain parts of the Internet No, just the Internet Like the YouTube section of the Internet. Yes His head looks like a rectangle Maybe trying to really downplay a lot of shit. He's really totally listen. I mean dude He's really trying to frame we covered the dude last episode who was like it's sexual harassment on the Dodd's part Like these people exist Reaction on certain parts of the Internet. I mean react. Why'd you do that with your hands? Villain I just see a villain. Oh go references. I forgot he does this. Yes. Yeah, by the way fair game He's he references people so we're allowed to respond to his video surely. I don't know how he works You never know with YouTube We could get stricken down with any new person we cover because they're all weird when it comes to criticism But yeah, it's the quarter and full disclosure I worked for Jeremy, but I agree with him one hundred percent Captain Marvel's a fucking villain in this scene Agreed by definition. She what even like Can't believe we have to say it like it as if it's a shock some called Captain Marvel a villain I just see a villain I see Captain Marvel written as a villain here. The scene's awful portrays Carol as a villain That's why they cut it Carol Danvers is Enduring and likable heroine of the film, but she behaves here like you'd expect a villain to behave But apparently yes, I believe that women encounter guys like this all the time And it's such a hardship and even conservative commentator Ben Shapiro gave this theory a signal Man it is so empowering to watch a woman with superpowers Physically hurt and then threatened to break a man's hand and steal his motorcycle and jacket because he said something rude to her So empowering empowerment Why is he playing I agree with I agree with the top Jew? There you go. Why is he playing an audio clip that is saying something different from the tweet on screen? I don't know. Maybe this is this could be Ben show for all we know Maybe he did it like that, but I'm assuming this is legal Eagles editing it It's Eric tax on Saturday Is going to be big box office, of course not she knows that she's not completely dumb Is that like a personal attack or something the argument as far as I can tell is as follows the deleted scene shows that a man on A motorcycle is rude to captain Marvel in a totally unprovoked attack Captain Marvel effectively beats the hell out of the guy and steals his motorcycle I was talking about the dawn at first her words captain Marvel engages in violence and is therefore the villain the problem with Okay, here we go. Yes. I'm excited now because we're finally years. Oh boy Here we go violence and is there for the villain the problem Oh, not now that it is legally and morally incorrect Wait, what time are you guys on I'll draw you back again 313. It's 310 instead of using you guys on 303 now It's 310. It's 310 to legally go I can one of you guys pull it back to 305. Let's say I should It's 304 for me But then Wolf It's 303 for me her words captain Marvel engages in violence and is there for the villain The problem with this argument is that it is legally and morally incorrect What morally? If he if he takes this from a purely objective, this is what the law says Detachment kind of position that would be one thing but to say morally Incorrect fuck you dude. You're a monster In fairness, can we roll it back a bit because I thought that he was saying that like our side was saying he was morally incorrect Not his side captain Marvel effectively beats the hell out of the guy and steals his boater cycle Instead of using her words captain Marvel engages in violence and is therefore the villain the problem with this argument is that it is Legally and morally incorrect. Okay. Never mind. He really is a monster. He really is I was giving him a benefit Oh, that's out that I should have Jesus Christ, but like my god Explain how it's morally correct to steal his motorcycle after the fact I'm already past the shock and I'm in like apathy land where I'm like he's not see he is serious fuck My god, this is the kind of guy that would be on the OJ Simpson dream team Well, so this is the thing a lot of people have commented on the video like this is like the whole the idea of like the slimy lawyer Like we've told this is terrible So the like for anybody in chat who's unaware lawyers have a really bad reputation in general in life because a lot of them Will fight their asses off to save horrible people Because you can do that and this that should be possible because law is very the reason we have all this law shit Is so that you have to prove someone is guilty because that's very important And if you do enough, I'd love to see his his moral argument for why Destroying the dawn's life is a good idea. And so if you're really give that motorcycle someone if you're a really good lawyer Then you can get guilty like straight-up guilty people. There's a movies about this like fucking Lawyers who work their asses off to just make guilty people look innocent Loads of criminal lawyers will be paid massive amounts of money to do their best to manipulate as much as they can with the law And we're talking about stuff like Well, he's gonna go over it in this video And this is the thing like he's become the stereotype lawyer in this video where he's defending this horrific Bodster is like she's morally. Okay. You're like what? And as someone has mentioned in the chat he is a lawyer so his moral compass dot dot dot I Don't begrudge these commentators too much to say that all lawyers are horrible. Mm-hmm people, you know, but Well, I mean he's trying to argue in favor of Captain Marvel like beating up the dawn for asking her to smile So apparently dick Masterson is a fan of this content. Is he? I won't say that on a super show enough eFap or of him. Yeah, I don't know is it if eFap or obvious I have no idea anyway kicking off Her attempt at being contrarian, it's just that the evidence doesn't really support this argument Uh-huh the attempts to shoehorn this movie and in particular this deleted scene into a particular conservative narrative Why does it have to be conservative? Conservative. I didn't realize I was conservative. This is news to me conservative I have heard like fucking hell like obviously Ben Shapiro is conservative, but Am I you see like now when you say conservative, what do you mean by that? Because that's that covers a really potentially broad swath of different things depending on what you mean when you say that It's like left and right wing like they're very kind of ambiguous There especially nowadays like I when people say stuff like conservative liberal left right I want to know what they mean by that instead of just throwing it out there because there's nothing here There there's no aspect about the scene that would be a conservative or liberal thing I would have thought liberals would find it pretty in the bad You know mode here, but I don't know but let's let's see if he develops that Just doesn't really work now I'll note on the side that I'm not in a habit of commenting on this kind of popular minutia But it just so happens that I was in the process of writing a practice exam for law students a law school hypothetical That involved a very similar fact pattern to what is portrayed in the deleted scenes and as a second aside I'm going to go through this clip in what some might consider excruciating detail because that you're on the right show for that My friend that's what you do. All right legal analysis is mostly factual analysis And so I imagine it should be Legal analysis is mostly factual. What else would it be? I guess you could talk about like When when when witnesses have to like explain mental damage or are they felt about the situation? I guess that wouldn't be factual I don't know. Also, um, someone in chat mentioned And Mostly factual So I mentioned legal morality is different from philosophical morality. What's What is it? What exactly is legal morality in morality? Satan's morality. I don't know. Maybe he'll explain that Since this particular fact pattern was so close to what I was already working on I thought it would be a great opportunity to talk about some of the legal analysis that law students and lawyers great everyday basis But let's examine the clip. All right, clearly a Los Angeles strip mall. I would recognize that architecture or lack thereof anywhere Okay There is in all of his glory areas. There's the dawn See and that's a really the helmet that's protected in the shit out of him He knows what he's doing when he buys this. Yeah, because he's vulnerable. He knows he's mortal There's a lot writing on him surviving. He has to be safe all the kids and you know, do you think that the helmet like He puts it on his head to mask his insecurities and he takes it off because for the first time since the death of his wife He he wasn't insecure anymore. He was brave. Mm-hmm. Oh, no No, I think that he just knows that he wants to set a good example for like kids, especially You want to wear your helmet? You want to be safe? People post it all like that in love by Mojiz That dawn rides up on his motorcycle next to me and offers to take me for a ride Fucking hell. I am jumping on that bike so goddamn fast Just the bike. I mean well one thing at a time. I only get to ahead of myself Yes, she does okay, so clearly here Captain Marvel Carol Danvers is Reading a map in my get-in. She's minding her own papers have maps in them Do you see newspaper? He's like he's she's reading a map or a newspaper Maybe he's trying to be careful he's like I better not say it's one thing but it could be another thing is Reading a map or a newspaper. She's minding her own business and some guy on a motorcycle has Parked his motorcycle at the strip mall, and he has made an unwanted overture not the most How does he know it's unwanted unwanted? How at the time does he know it's unwanted? An unwanted overture so by this logic any time you engage in conversation with anybody in public That's an unwanted overture and you know the idea of like someone's reading a book and you Pull it down a bit just to be like hello. It's like that's an unwanted overture And if you remember brown tables assessment was sexual harassment, so I mean if I was out in public Well first off I wouldn't be reading a book out in public, but if I was And someone like tilted it down I'd be irritated, but I wouldn't be like you're sexually harassing me Yeah, I would I would just like if if someone said that to me and I wasn't interested and I just flipped the Map back like clearly showing I'm not interested and then he came up to me and pushed down the map a little bit with his hands I would just like Well, actually I do that kind of a a story. I can relate it to story time story time story Everyone sit down sit down story time story time Legs crossed so So a couple months ago. I was getting my tires rotated at all is that what they call it? Yeah, you're getting your tires rotated. What was his name? Uh, you don't need to know that information. There's a few guys Oh crew all the all the all the pet boys, huh? Yeah, it was a team effort So anyway, I was getting my tires rotated and I was waiting To to finish the tire rotation and I was reading my book Exactly And I was reading my book and were there any rubber involved any rubber's involved Yeah, sure Anyway, there was this there was this old lady who looked over and she was like Do you like steven king? Oh because it was a steven king book and I was like Yeah, I do and she was like my son likes steven keg, too And I was like, okay, that's great. She was this person Ideas creature Well, well, she was an old woman. So yeah in a way And in the whole time I was like, can you just shut up and let me read so But again, she wasn't sexually harassing me Can you imagine if I stood up pointed at this old woman? And I just screamed at the top of my lungs sexual harassment and you hit you with the book Would I have been legally in my rights to do that? I believe so. Well, let's find out actually. I don't know The shit to do but not illegal either. And of course, I guess I have to point out that Captain marvel is fully within her right to Oh, he's just reassured us that captain marvel was is within her rights to ignore him Oh, wow. I don't know if you guys knew that But uh, yep, I've got I put that law degree to work And not engage with him in any way shape or form that is also perfectly legal Yeah, I'm off for the help here. At least you could do is give me a smile Okay, this is the crucial act that takes place that really changes the narrative entirely The man on the motorcycle has parked the dawn the dawn. Yeah, can you If we're gonna be lawyers here, can we please be accurate? Well, he's taken his helmet off He stood like He mentions as if it's important to the the violence aspect of it It's like he's taken his helmet off if he had kept the helmet on then captain marvel would have been way out of line Because he took his Oh, he acts like the world Abides by the rules of spongebob where all the bikers just wear their helmets everywhere they go The dawn took his off dude, holy fuck crazy Put up he walked over to captain marvel. He put his hand on the map that she was Oh, no, he's clearly right next to her. You can see that his army's clearly right next Clearly right. Yeah, that's how people talk. They get next to each other No, they scream at each other from across the parking lot. Yeah Hey, how about a smile for me that you just hear actual harassment They're like screaming at each other to the authorities He's sort of angled which means that the distance between Captain marvel and himself must be just a matter of inches because it's not matter of inches A matter of inch any look first off the distance between any two points is a matter of inches No, I know it's you I know what you mean without being an asshole Don't try and warp this I would be like objection. That's fucking retarded. We can see the film Can we pull it back to like a picture of the dawn? That's just because I want to see his amazing face But because that looks like it's a good like two feet or three feet. Yeah, I call it nearly me two and a half two feet Yeah, I mean, it's definitely not just like it's not like he's in her face like an inch away. Yeah She's she's a plenty of space you can say She's she's at least half extended her arm and he's half extended his arm and they connect in the middle Which means they're a good arm's length away from each other Yeah, that's just that's how Did the lawyers not talk to people in the real world? That's how you go up to someone and you talk to them Also, the pause I've got is pretty funny. Have you guys got the same one? Oh, we need to screech. Hold on. Oh, yeah, I see it. I see it on the plane I need a screenshot of that real quick It's it's a good representation of how I feel about her movie Okay, I got it Beautiful On the map that she was holding and is clearly right next to her. You can see that his arm is sort of angled Which means that the distance between Just reminds me of if I was sitting across from somebody talking to them Someone analyzed it and they were like he's you have to agree. He's come here today He came he came to the table quite quickly He sat down in a fast way straight edged He faced the person and you're like, what are you saying all of this for? What does this add to? Like why do you say it all like this you trying to say all of this is in favor of the idea that the dot is aggressive Is that it that way you're going Captain marvel and himself must be just a matter of inches because it's not like he was Reaching out with his hand in an extended fashion He's reaching out his hand in a way that makes it seem like the map is directly in front of him and The map is directly in front of him. That is true. Almost like it is. Yeah, I don't understand that point at all Yeah, it's literally right in front of him. You see it in every single shot whether it's from her Her perspective or his This is a lawyer you guys your avatars are both looking at me We're just like I'm sorry, I'll pick rags Of course you'll pick me. I'm freshly showered. He makes contact with the map that captain marvel is holding pulls it down And says something that might be interpreted as a threat. How about a smile? That's interpretable How's that a threat? Well, what is the threat of being done smiling? How is that bad? Would it be that she could argue that she felt that he was going to do something to her if she didn't smile? Is that is that the argument? Well, then what would be the implication? I don't know. This is the thing if someone said like what would you do? What would he do like Treat her to a nice dinner give her some money Let's say you will You're walking out of the room in preparations If you were walking out of the room and I went wolf, will you go in someone would be like, oh, that sounded like a threat Oh, wow. Are you asking me a question? Are you asking me to do something? If I said information about my personal life. Hey wolf, where you going? Someone would be like, that's kind of a threat. And then if I went, hey wolf We're going man I was like, no, how could you and the way he asks are you saying that he'd Would he ask is that like a personal attack or something? Yes, and this is the thing we get to assume we have this as video evidence By the way, because his whole case is made up of the idea that we see all of this so Yeah, like we're a witness like the camera, so if you have a jury and they're supposed to decide whether or not What he just said is a threat. I think it would be quite the fucking stretch But then I realized when I was thinking about that I was like, what if people like brown table were in the jury You'd be like, yeah, this was sexual harassment And then the other jurors would be like, what the fuck is wrong with you dude? You're like, oh, what if all the other jurors are the same? What if like that's the world we're heading toward? We're asking someone to smile. We'll plant you in like six years jail Also, yeah, someone said chat. She did look at the dawn first. She gave him the the eye the male gaze That's true. Just like Bree is giving you the female and that's true Just like rags has given you the doggo gaze For me, this guy is not a particularly nice guy. How do you conclude that? How do you conclude that? How fucking dare you okay, you Worthless piece of garbage made me one thing that he did that isn't nice. I mean granted If I'm looking at this objectively not memeing obviously I had the whole like She clearly didn't want to talk to him and he pulls down the newspaper, right? Like if I was in that situation, I'd be pretty irritated with him too But there's nothing he did that was like horrible by any stretch Yeah, it's not like a it's like a very like this is something that anybody could do He could be a saint and he is but he could be a saint And do this and it's not like the pearly kates are getting shut for him or anything Don't get it. It's like he just asked her to smile. He asked if she needed a ride anywhere Literally offered to help her Yeah, but he said it Yeah, he's not a nice guy. We've concluded this now And crucially here he has invaded captain marvel's space This is a crucial distinction that we'll talk about crucial a second because in my opinion I think that that your opinion is incorrect definition of assault and battery You're kidding. Wow Yeah, your opinion her threatening to rip his arm off and twisting his hand to the point that he can't move is not Assault and battery But wolf because I I skipped you like I skipped through this. I guess he's gonna justify that Oh, yeah, of course, he will he would also justify oj simpson, you know people did that too. It doesn't make you would justify Daenerys tug here And Luke Skywalker He's like imagine like a captain marvel goes to court and wants to put this man through court is a assault and battery And he's like I I touched her map your honor Yeah, this is a thing. I just I touched her map a little bit He might be able to argue it semantically which we will we will check out for sure if he can But uh Legally in like a court with a jury, they would never swallow this shit. They would be like how the fuck is that assault and battery? Yeah assault and battery fucking hell, man. But yeah, well he does get into the terminology So I have to check it out So his hand has left the map He is still standing very close to her But okay appears at his arms or at his no, it's not exactly that much closer than like a cashier and a customer Yeah, like if you brush hands with someone while you're giving them your credit card or If you're just you've got somebody just pat him on the shoulder. Hey, how you doing buddy? Or something like that is like it's such a brief He just he pushes it down for a second and then he retreats his hand his intentions are obvious and clear He just wanted to move the map out of the way to make eye contact with her The one in chat said the children's screams can be seen as a threat that Daenerys was just Hey, I mean if you see a bunch of people on fire running for you that could be Oh, they're trying to set me on fire I mean granted you were the one that started the fire But you know if they're running towards you it could be like, well, I've got to set them on fire even more Oh my god, this person is stupid Side and captain marvel has taken the map put it to the side and she's about to confront this man How about a handshake That was so I love that little handshake. He's so on board with it. It's a it's literally a There's nothing you could even misconstrue it as other than just like being like, okay And she was when you instigated here. He consented. It was wonderful It can't be stressed enough. He's happy to get the handshake He smiles He's like, oh handshake. I love to think that if this scene continued and she did an electrocute and he'd be like, where you going? Like so, uh, and maybe officer ride Just that simple. I want to see the movie. I know we've been over this before but I want to see it now What if captain marvel said, you know, I'm actually in a relationship right now, um, But I I really do actually need a ride. Could you take me to you know spot x? I would really really appreciate that the dawn would be like absolutely He would even though I know that you know, you're not on the market. I would absolutely take you to position x where you need to go Jesus man, because he's out to ride. Anyway, that's what he's out riding. He's got his jacket He's got his helmet his goggles. He it's a gorgeous day. He's out to ride at least to have some company man, oh Don is love. I agree chat. I'm veers. Don is like people call me the dawn And then he tries to pull his hand back. He's done. Look at that. He's so confused. He's like, why would why would this be happening? I was having a good time. Yeah, he's like, he's he's done with the handshake He tries to he's the one who tries to pull away. He's like the handshakes over. I've she said her name I've said my name. I am pulling back the handshake I'm no longer going to be touching her because she offered me this handshake She offered me the handshake and I'm done with the handshake and I'm pulling back Oh This makes me so angry I'm sorry. Someone said the dawn is in a relationship with god. He wasn't even hitting on the And he gives rides to orphans regularly apparently so there's a jesus in every smile The dawn is basically the same character that rob Williams played in august rush He like takes care of all the orphans in the home Is not really a limit to his goodness, you know Robin Williams, right? Or am I thinking of somebody else? All right, so What could be considered a consensual handshake, which Yeah, you could consider it a consensual a consensual handshake considering she said How about a handshake and then extends her hand for a handshake And he said oh, yeah, and then he also takes her hand. What the fuck you could consider that consensual. Yes, it could be merely considered Isn't I guess electric because I actually didn't see the movie so I don't know exactly what her powers are But godly just just think about god and change nothing She has a lot of powers from space Wait, sorry, let me go back. Did you say that he wasn't sure of Her powers and which point captain marvel then begins to squeeze and I guess electrocute this guy I actually didn't see the movie. So I don't know you didn't see the movie You don't have to see the movie. Let me highlight why it's important I was gonna say let me high well It's still important that he hasn't seen the movie especially for a legal case Because this is not a human being we're talking about. It's an alien god You would know this if if it was a legal case because if you could get her into a court Which is gonna be pretty unlikely Oh my god, someone said the don used to play the guitar for the orphans Used to oh Then she ruined his hand and now he can't play the guitar anymore Now the poor orphans will never able never be able to hear the music he produces She ruined his life. I don't understand how you Like is he aware that she's like a super powerful god or no Because that would be relevant in the court case, right? Just like how I mean you would You can't like he's not even physically capable of hurting her I'm tiny little bit of research like the bare minimum of you need to establish people's power levels and potentials For these kinds of scenarios Like if a child attacks you as an adult then obviously you have Incredible power over the child and it can't really hurt you but you could do anything to the kid So that obviously is gonna play in the legality of it This is where the jury comes in as well because if the kid slapped you on your leg and then you kicked them And they were like i'm literally talking like three foot right now You kick them in the chest and they fling across the room and they get permanent like organ damage or something And the jury saw that video they would just be like this is this is fucking wrong And they go and the lawyer's like it's self-defense. He was slapped on the back of the leg Yeah, I get slapped on that and the jury would be like that's hilarious. You're wrong Just swore you tried to defend yourself. So I've clearly got a lot of faith in the potential jury right now like I'm just hoping juries aren't retarded, but yeah, I don't know Electrocute this guy. I actually didn't see the movie. So I don't know exactly what her powers are But he's clearly in pain as a result of this grip that captain marvel has Put on in this. I'm glad that he actually acknowledged that the dom was in pain because most people would just be like no No, he deserved it Doesn't even whatever he's whatever's going on there. Like this man is clearly in pain. It's like thank you Look at how flat that ass is Someone said here's some legalese for you assault with a deadly weapon because that's what her powers are Yes, absolutely assault with a deadly weapon Like I was I think I need to make that point because she threatens to kill him Like they brought up in a previous stream. It's like imagine like these are real world scenarios You can compare this to like if she had a gun And she used that gun to threaten his life You could just swap swap out the powers for a handgun boom Yeah, but what if he said it was into self-defense because he asked you to smile come on Oh, yeah, I forgot She'll help fucking shoot him three in the chest I mean, it's only six to the back of the head suicide He's clearly in pain as a result of this grip that captain marvel has Put on in this handshake. Here's a proposition for you You're gonna give me your jacket your helmet and your motorcycle and in return also We're halfway through this he's trying to pull back Uh, I hope he's because there's no defense for his stealing a shit Surely because that's not even relevant to whether or not it was self-defense And doesn't make an argument like she was trying to run away from him As as he literally flees into the store looking for help Extortion let me let me look up extortion real quick the practice of obtaining something Especially money through force or threats. She's literally committing extortion right now. Oh, definitely. She's she's she's She's framing it as I'm allowing you to purchase your life Well, she's like I give me your shit or I will physically hurt you Okay Okay, so why do I think that this may qualify as assault and battery? Well, battery is a criminal offense involving the unlawful physical contact or touching of another So is what he did Fair under this definition I don't think so. I think because we have enough precedents in society I I think any lawyer Anybody any normal person would say if we're going to use this definition for battery Without applying anything contextual to it then every time you come into contact with somebody else That's battery. What you bought something at the cashier store and you brushed their hand while giving them your credit card That's battery. What you bumped into somebody accidentally when you're waiting in line some plate That's battery. So when taps you on the shoulder to say hello or that's battery I mean, it's I'm curious. This is the thing if we're really allowed to do this Like if I poked rags and using a mood with me like I literally just poked him. Could you actually accuse me of battery? Like that's ridiculous that that'd be Like you can't just make contact with somebody I mean battery is a criminal offense involving the unlawful physical contact of another person He's in it. I guess look at that considered offensive Also, it's it's very important to note that um, well, I because I took that uh, enhanced concealed carry license class About a week ago You are not allowed now this will vary by state to state. I think to some degree But here in arkansas, you cannot use your handgun. You can't use the threat of deadly force or deadly force To defend your property Hmm So even if somebody is the law as it currently stands in my state So pets if someone is beating the shit out of your dog, you can't legally shoot them If someone is killing your channel really you can't you can't no you can't If someone's beating my dog i'm face Like I don't care Like that's that's what the law is you have to come up with something that you can't do So for the law you shoot can you wound them you can't just shoot them Um, it depends how you wound them if you shoot them And you wound that just using the gun is using deadly force So even firing warning shots is the if they're if they're like literally beating your animal though, that's Yeah, well you're gonna have to do that. Is that not violent? It it's violent, but it's violence to Property under the law so you have to come up with some other method of getting your dog away That doesn't involve deadly force if you want to stay, you know legally protected um There are there are circumstances where assault like if somebody sets fire to your house while you're in it You can use self-defense obviously because that's immediate, you know bodily, you know potential bodily harm to you um If somebody so generally if you have property that counts as like a living space And people damage that while you're in it. Yeah, absolutely if there's actual credible threat to your life, but In a case like this with captain marvel that map I don't I think you'd really have to stretch to get a jury to say That's my thing You might be able to stretch it semantically, but no jury is gonna agree with this You'd have to be insane Someone says chat you're wrong It's like I literally just took the six hour class like a week ago for my state like I I would love to I'd love for you to tell me where i'm wrong Someone's people keep saying i'm gonna be what is it deadly full john wick. What is deadly force? No, no, no once you shoot the gun that's using deadly force because you're shooting a gun But this is what the law is man. I gotta This is It does sound like rags is just repeating what he was told. It's not like we have yeah We have legal precedent people have been sent to jail for firing warning shots at people who have invaded You know personal or private property because firing the gun Is using deadly force because it's a gun But you said you're allowed are you allowed to shoot someone who's broken into your house? Um For the most part What do you mean for the most part? Yeah, for the most broken then one What's the exception to the most part? If you had a scenario where so Because because I don't want to give a blanket always. Yes. Just always a generally yes There can be scenarios where someone is in your house But they are not in any way a threat to you Um for instance most of the time when the police get the call of somebody being found in someone else's house It's some retarded dude who like just no like actually. Yeah, it's like a drunk goes into the wrong house Like this is a real thing that happens So if you wake up and there's a drunk person in your couch sleeping, you can't shoot him That would make sense. Yeah stuff like that And and I was gonna say probably a child right like if a five-year-old broke a piece of glass and then climbed into your house And you were to shoot them dead. You'd probably be in some trouble there potentially Say is that one more time? Sorry So if like a five-year-old kid broke the glass of like a window someone and climbed into your house And then you shot them dead you'd probably be in pretty big trouble in it Yeah, if a five-year-old breaks into your house like throws just throws a brick through the Window or whatever breaks it and crawls in there is no way you can shoot him There's just no way. Yeah, like I said semantic. Well, you know, let's see how he applies this generally Like generally when people break into your house the scenario that you think of got people there to rob you And they got crowbars or whatever. Yeah, generally. Yes To defend yourself harmful or offensive and battery is distinct from the separate crime of assault Which is the act of creating the apprehension of a five-year-old has a gun What is assault? Assault is any credible threat or attempt to create apprehension of harmful contact Interestingly, he does say I think Saikopavit was that most people mix up assault and battery And I'm definitely one of those people. I didn't realize assault was this I always assumed assault was actually hitting people But a credible Stand your ground isn't a law that applies to every state Arkansas is actually a duty to retreat state, but it's not what generally people think duty to retreat is it's not It's a fine. I have no problem with the concept of duty to retreat is it's legally defined essentially And look at this is this uh definition assault is any credible threat or attempt to create apprehension Well, so this is exactly this is why we have a jury Why so like so like what was the threat and what was the apprehension if I had a chainsaw And I was bringing it down on your head and you roll backwards to avoid it And you have video of this a jury can conclude that that was assault for sure But if I had my hand just above your head by like an inch And I was patting you and I went to do a two inch pat and you rolled away And you were like that was a credible threat a jury would be like you're a fucking joke That's why the jury controls this right these are these are just Guidelines to set up the the prosecution slash defense and then the jury has to decide whether or not it's a fair Application to the law. Is that how it works or am I making shit up? anyone Yeah, I'm just this it's odd that he brought this up because I mean from her perspective There's no way he could do anything to her And she knows it Mola gives head pads confirmed Oh There's no way Yeah, I'm not a lawyer. That's why I just assumed that that's how this works Because fucking hell if we were to go by as long as it can fit this definition wouldn't like everyone be in jail by now Because it's like someone looked at me. It was a credible threat Contact or unlawful touching there are two flavors of battery in most jurisdictions There is the crime of battery which is prosecuted by the state and then there's also the tort of battery Which is what you would accuse someone of if you wanted to sue them for civil damages in Michigan is a state in which your standard ground laws apply. So have fun shooting the guy who beats your dog No, sweet. I can do it Yeah, like I said, like even if it was against the if I saw like beating up my dog It's like if I got a gun, let's give us a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people would shoot him Anyway, it would be tough to not do that. That was uh, yeah I mean, it would be tough to not do If I was in that situation unless I was like sure beyond a shadow of a doubt like my dog was going to die any second Then I'd probably just pointed at him and I'd be like, yeah, get the hell away from my dog, right? Yeah, I'm definitely down with the idea that if you start going around beating someone's dog and they shoot your ass I was like, well I'm gonna it's gonna be tough for you to garner any sympathy with me my dude Executed by the state and then there's also the tort of battery Which is what you would accuse someone of if you wanted to sue them for civil damages in a lawsuit Uh, but most of this discussion should apply to both by way of example, california penal code section 242 Defines battery is any willful and unlawful use of force or violence upon john's impact goes for fear of assault or battery Any willful and unlawful use of force Upon another person is probably the one he's gonna be trying to use of another to meet this criteria I guess maybe he's gonna try to stretch the definition of he's gonna stretch the shit out of it Stretch the fuck out of that definition Sure has to be able to prove that the defendant intentionally and unlawfully touched another person In a harmful or offensive manner and the second element, which is that the defendant did not act in self defense Or in the defense of so he's saying as long as you can prove that the dawn was not acting in self defense Which yeah, you can say that and that uh, what he did could be Looked at as possible as a possible threat Then no, no, I'd say I'd say the only thing that they would even have a chance of doing is running is is running with offensive Yeah The jury's gonna consider that a threat. They're gonna run the people chatting saying he didn't touch it He is gonna count a cover that in a second because this gets so loop holy. It makes me hate lawyers even more If someone else can I just say that that is a beautiful like extremely favorable profile shot of the dawn Like he should use that for his irl facebook picture Fucking gorgeous, man Even the slightest touch can be enough to satisfy the battery statute if it's done without consent Or in the harmful or offensive She was the one who asked him for the handshake It can be counted, but it would never get through court unless you have extreme circumstances Such as It was an old person teetering on the edge of a fucking staircase and you touched them and then they fell over and died By falling down the stairs, right? Like and a jury would have to see the video evidence that like yeah, you fucking killed them Like I just touched them Um, no, it's not murder. It's just A little nudge In the harmful or offensive way In fact, you learn very early on in law school about the so-called eggshell skull theory Which is that if you make contact with someone who oh, yeah, so there you go The idea that there are people out there that if you do a tiny tiny touch to you could potentially kill them Um, but the thing is wouldn't this again isn't applicable captain marble The jury would never allow this to go through Legal principle that states that the frailty weakness sensitivity or feebleness of a victim Cannot be used as a defense in a tort case That won't apply to captain marvel Well, wouldn't it be the reverse if anything she's super powerful? Yeah, that's the thing She can't be harmed in basically any way any way Someone said a eggshell response theory Eggshell eggmilk can't wait. Yeah, so people say that would apply to him. Yeah, like Again, we have to be I think it's fair to say we we'd be aware of her abilities in this court case Fragile skeletons. She fucking in the video. She electrocutes him with her hands. So we'd be like she's clearly not human Or she's yeah, it's a part of a suit and then they'd have to analyze the suit and find out the voltage And then they find out it's just her I'd assume that Yeah, I assume that we would know because because all this court stuff would happen after the events of the movie in which case everything that they'd know and they'd get All they'd have all the info that essentially the audience would know This isn't a tort case and that would be it wouldn't be a fair court case. Everyone is frail to the dog As a skull that is as thin as an eggshell You're liable for those damages even if the kind of touching that you do would not even hurt another person But if it's enough to hurt someone with a very unusual condition what we call the eggshell skull I don't actually know if that is an actual medical condition or not That's enough to make you on the hook for the damages that you cause as a result of your unconsented to touching or Battery in this case and she asked him for the handshake I think I think he's talking about the map thing The map You can because there's there's no way he's talking about the handshake that she offered No, yeah, I think there is a chance. I'm pretty sure he's about to justify it. I'm I'm a little lost right now I'm confused what point you try to make. I'm assuming he's about to bring it around. Yeah Like if I was in the jury, I'd be like I'd raise my hands like judge question Are we talking about him touching the map for that second or the handshake she offered him at the back Cause as a result of your unconsented to touching or battery in this case And almost as important is that the contact requirement with another person is satisfied even if it's just touching their clothing Or if you touch something that is Immediately connected to that there we go. We've come full circle. So If I was to poke rags in the eye That's very different from me poking him in the contact lens because it's not his eye But it would still potentially do the exact same kind of damage And then you can extend that forward to Glasses he's wearing or a gas mask that I fucking poke right through and he's about to say like if rags was holding A rope I don't know and I pulled it really hard without you realizing I could really do damage to your arm Um, if you were you know grasping it hard Yeah, you just pull me down you just pull me down and I'd fall on the ground and so he's right, but fucking hell We're talking about the map here You kidding me? Yeah, it's like is that law real is is the spirit of that law that you have to convince jerry about Is that really Going to be in one of those situations where you're Hurting people's immediate articles There's a jerk to be like oh, yeah, that's battery what you did And this is the thing that's why we actually get to have a valid response to this because we could potentially be in that jury Yeah, so if you punched someone and you punch them through their shirt now technically you haven't made contact with that person Yes, that's what the laws for the shirt is so connected to the person Punching them through a garment of some kind is enough to satisfy the You have to be the slimmiest fucking lawyer on the planet To be like will she was holding the map and he did touch the map. So that's battery This is that well that's what i'm saying you can do it, but what jury is going to accept that Like what kind of a human being do you have to do to make that kind of an argument? kind of human being this whole video would be one of those things where he's like This is dumb, but an asshole lawyer would argue this in court This is what i mean. This is not what he does on his channel. Typically i'm the asshole lawyer. She's good He usually like From what i understand There's some people in chat saying his whole channel is bad like i wouldn't go that far From what i've seen in his videos His whole thing is he's supposed to try and explain to us what would eventually happen in a court of law as a result Blah blah, but this video he seems desperate to try and defend her I don't know why like why is everybody doing that? And remember remember this would be a 90s jury Yeah, which would be a modern jury even more so on the other side Yeah, I don't think there would really be any difference between the two that much But remember this this took place in the 90s when people hadn't been infected with this social justice feminist equality diversity Bullshit you have to be in the defense lawyer for this shit. You you wouldn't believe your day job. You'd be like, okay Right, i'd be like i'm not taking this case No, you take that k. I would take the shit out of defending the dawn You can fucking bet oh yeah defending the dawn not defending her no no someone pointed this out and I find this really depressing He said uh to make this even worse. This guy is training the next generation of lawyers with this line of argumentation. Well What's good about that is to be aware of how the law can be used instead of it sneaking up on you You need to be aware that there are slime fucks out there that do this with the law But he should be teaching them how to dismantle this bullshit instead of how to come up with it So the top comment on his video is damn. I've been assaulted and battered much more often than I've realized Yeah, man, you're missing out on all that sweet sweet legal money. Oh, yes I couldn't be a lawyer because I just couldn't I couldn't bring myself to do this. I just I don't I'm too principled and morally good To be a lawyer You know, I just I couldn't do this kind of shit I I would be in law school listening to this guy talk and I'd be like I can't do this I can't morally bring myself to do this isn't right. What we're doing isn't right I wouldn't have to be like an extremely principled lawyer and be like against this guy at every turn Because I couldn't do I couldn't put up this argumentation that he's doing because this is disturbing to me Because she was actually defending her actions of assaulting and stealing his property That's That's really messed up man, especially when it's the dawn So connected to the person Punching them through a garment of some kind is enough to satisfy the uh touching of a person That's of course we all agree with that like the idea you can punch someone in the arm When they're wearing clothes, yes And crucially that extends to things that are immediately connected outside of the clothing as well So for example, if someone was walking down the street and they were holding a cell phone in their hand If you went up to that person and smacked the cell phone right out of their hand Well, even if you don't actually make contact with the person's hand or their forearm The fact that they were holding the cell phone and it fell out like he didn't do that And yeah, this is the thing that scenario there's there's a case to be made in some way she performed He folded over the map slowly And she ended up being the one that pulled it down like hmm That's enough to qualify as battery for the person And if the victim saw you coming and was in apprehension of that contact Then you'd also be guilty of the crime and tort of assault as well That's the apprehension of the physical contact. So not only would that count as destruction of property It would also qualify as potentially there's such a thing as like Because he's gonna go into yeah, you get why you set all this up, right? I don't know if you've caught on yet. He's trying to create He's trying to say that the scenario with the map is like the ones that he's Building up here that yes, but do you see because the main criticism of her is the fucking brutalizing And he's about to make the defense for that in relation to all of this like i'm being facetious But he's he's essentially trying to set up a self-defense case here I guess it sounds like yeah, he sounds like he's really going to bat for catmark And I just like is there such a thing as like say for example You slapped me and then I fucking punched you in the face You fell over and I punched you again and again and again Is there not a case you could make or your lawyer could make that? I was like excessively self-defencing myself if you know what I mean, absolutely absolutely Self-defense is generally you have to you can only respond With you know an appropriate level of You know, you know a return No, you have what I guess the word I guess you'd say it's um Yeah, it's just It's just if it's a fairly mundane word that's actually generally used legally for it Well, because I was gonna say like she's a god-alien like How do you yeah, you can only use appropriate force from responding to something like the lowest minimal force that you can use Is generally what's yeah accepted I guess I'm gonna noise you you can't kill them I think that's a fair law. I agree with that one. Oh my god, if that was legal Half the people I've met would be dead Christ Qualify as potentially the crime of assault and battery We see that in the clip the man on the motorcycle Invades captain marvel's physical space. There was no reason for him to Stand up from his motorcycle and walk the 10 to 15 feet away from the motor. She was looking at the map Yeah, there was a reason he wanted to talk to her the reason was he wanted to he makes that explicit he says If i'm gonna help you the least you could do is give me a smile He's made his intention clear verbally wants to help you for a criminal Can you believe he stood up from his motorcycle? He didn't ride it into the store and pay for his items I don't know why he assumed he said that as if the normal thing for the dog to have done There was just a sit permanently on his motorcycle forever Into captain marvel's physical space There was no reason for him to place his hands on the map or the newspaper the captain Well, he clearly did it so we can see his face Yeah If we're talking about I'll also notice that this this picture here is the extent of the most violence That he uses. Yeah, but that is what's the appropriate level of self-defense here. I'd say You know get guns. I'd say please go away a minigun. Maybe please go away Minigun I'd say put a grenade in the dawn's pocket is the only appropriate response to this reverse pick pocket them and send them on his way Well had in her hands now, of course No one's going to argue that captain marvel was physically harmed by this interaction. Yeah, I thought you were just weird I'm okay That's not no because eggshells crime of battery All that is required is the touching of something that is immediately connected to Captain marvel and I think that makes the statutory definition of assault. Yeah, well, jury wouldn't agree with you terrible You should know that it's not assault No, it's not assault jury would never agree with this way apprehensions or fear of life That's not assault. How could you possibly think this is assault? Well, he said it matches the definition which he might be right about that because fucking A shit ton of things match the definition that he also said that we are morally incorrect He did say that I wonder if he comments on that because we only got four and a half minutes left. So see And the fact that he has invaded her personal space that he's standing He's mentioned the personal space thing like five times in the last minute Yeah, and I don't know why that it's personal space Does he pull it like an artist? Is there a legal definition of the amount of a bubble around you that's a personal space like in in actual length? I don't I don't know if there's a legal definition for personal space. Let me google that real quick Maybe we shouldn't be shocked. He's a little too blue Okay, so this is just from definition.uslegal.com Personal space is an approximate area surrounding an individual and which other people should not Physically violate in order for them to feel comfortable and secure It is the zone around individuals which they regard as psychologically theirs. They regard the amount of oh Oh at the end the amount of personal space required for any given person is subjective. What? What the hell are we supposed to do with that? So going by the definition on and this isn't the be all end all but on us legal Dot com on the definitions bit That is what it is personal, uh, let's see It also depends on how well you know the other person Intimate the relationship the less personal space is involved The law does not recognize a specific crime or civil action based on violation of personal space per se However, the law does recognize various actions based on assault harassment and unwelcome touching Right. Well, that makes sense. So if you twist that yeah, but like okay fine. We'll just let him carry this is real I think this is such a stretch But absolutely statutory definition of Assault and the fact that he has invaded her personal space that he's standing only inches away from her Say, no, he's not you're not Implication is between two and five or something. I mean I'm inches away from the moon Yeah A couple of inches for sure three I think that could arguably constitute a threat against her. I think that qualifies as assault as well So this guy's actions. I think constitute the harmful or offensive touching of captain marvel She is a surprise. Where would our society be? Where would our society be harmful touching? harmful this is harmful touching where This is why it's just it's just better to stay with dudes at this point Yeah, like honestly, I tell people this all the time like man, you can't beat pussy, but jesus christ dudes are so so Much easier to just Get along with and talk with and hang out with and there's so much more casually easy going for the most part And besides they want to use you because lawyers like this exists lawyers like this existing make the world a worse place harmful touching Be the victim of being battered by this guy On the motorcycle and the thing about being a victim of Effectively battery and the apprehension of battery assault That gives you access to the legal justification of she ain't got apprehension of assault Self-defense there you go apprehension of battery. Self-defense. She ain't got apprehension Of battery of what is what is the what is the reasonable self-defense for someone folding your map over? I it's telling him to stop You take the back away and step back and go. What do you do it? Yeah, at that point there is absolutely no Misconception that can be made that you don't want to Talk with this person and it's not just a oh He talked to me. He said one thing and I ignored him. No, no, no, no No, no once you say get it you get away from me and you take a step back. That's very obvious That's what you should do. That's what I would do Well, no, I wouldn't I would say absolutely take me away handsome stranger That's a mention uh, she shook his hat. She asked him to shake her hand So clearly the whole feeling threatened thing doesn't apply here Not to mention his entire argument falls apart with like she's clearly in the position of power Yeah So like how could she be threatened when when she's making jokes as he's in struggling in pain? Like I don't understand how you I haven't even seen this retarded movie But just looking at this scene you can clearly tell she's like messing up his arm when she's shaking it He's trying to pull away You have to be like a genuinely awful horrible evil person to make this argument And I hate to say them at least words, but she's oh, yeah, no, I think this fits the bill man Genuinely scummy Because she's not like mistaken the accidentally hurting him She's doing it because she wants to feel superior She wants to take his shit and at the end she gives him a snide remark about smiling No remorse. She wants to hurt this guy Well, I'm confused because In his opening he's talking about all these conclusions people have made while considering everything So far he's only talked about the moving of the map and then the response to that like what about the the grand theft auto What about that? Is there a legal justification for that? Is he just not gonna touch that? We're running out of time. So we'll have to see Arguably she was partially justified here. Now. Those are of course the legal arguments, but even if we're going to talk about philosophy Oh, let's I think morally speaking. It's the motorcycle guy who initiates force Wow, holy fuck. Oh my brain my brain. Fuck you You can look at his right force Look at his furrowing at the brow is his tiny brain struggles to actually make an argument for this You absolutely disingenuous fucking cunt Wow I cannot believe that a person in the world would actually make this terrible argument What a terrible chair. I got nothing to say like I just I guess god imagine I'm gonna look at his social blade and I'm gonna hope to god it went down after this I mean, it's not a very well legal Legal eagle. Yes. No space Legal eagle Oh, no, that's he didn't go down Sorry, he's doing this. He didn't get a lot of views for this relative channel. So even if we're gonna turn it I think morally speaking, it's the motorcycle guy who initiates force and under almost any conception He's not a person once someone has initiated force against you You are privileged enough to use the defense of force against that person Yes, that is true. But when you I was gonna say when you stay that vague Like what are you saying that if if someone brushes past me in the street? I can mow them down with a minigun like I'm confused. Yeah, then you say self defense Self defense. Yo, I mean because I love that he specifies philosophically And and then he doesn't give any details. He's like when someone does a thing you can do a thing You're like, yeah, I suppose If only we had more rules to clarify. Oh, we do you can't kill people who annoy you What do you know? So long as you don't escalate from using normal force into using she threatened to use deadly force. How can you say this? Let's see what he says, maybe Literally verbatim Unironically threatened to rip his arm off what other than deadly force could that possibly be Force against that person so long as you don't escalate from using normal force into using deadly force Which it doesn't appear that captain marvel did doesn't appear So when she threatens to take off his arm That's just a joke. I guess threatens to to blow off his hand She said she threats first off She won't let him retreat right and if you in any self-defense case like like you can't shoot someone Who is disengaging and retreating from you you can you can do it if If they if someone comes up to you and they threaten your life, right? And then something happens and they are running away from you. They're going down the street They're not armed anymore. They're no longer a threat and you shoot them. That's murder Like he was clearly trying to disengage and get away from her and she is holding on to him And making threats against him. There's no way that you can apply this no jury on this planet It would laugh you out of the fucking courtroom. This is insane Here was captain marvel justified in taking this motorcycle. Oh, he gotta add the The dawn is an ass hat guys just so you know. Yeah, he's an ass hat. Okay, so And jacket. No, even if he was Probably Yeah, probably not This is hurting my brain Cycle and jacket. No, probably not but mr. Had motorcycle rider committed battery in the first place. Yeah, you just because you say that doesn't make it true I like that he's he went through that first like 10 minutes of trying to vaguely prove by stretching everything that she committed battery So that now in this end bar you can say he did commit battery. So and it's like Did he though? Did he though? And deserve some of what came to him He deserves some of what came to him Some of it some of it like he you know what he deserved. He deserved for Like let's talk it let's even framing it as deserved right if you put on black clothes And run across a busy intersection in the middle of the night with your eyes closed You don't deserve to be hit by a car That's just the natural result of what will happen by putting yourself in that scenario When Like what a kid sticks is a butter knife at a socket. He doesn't deserve to be shocked That's just a natural result of his actions When the dawn goes up to her and he asked her for a smile He doesn't deserve to be had to have his life threatened. I mean deserve is a moral argument, right physical body I mean I'm only in the most vaguest sense, but we're gonna be full of you kind of deserve it in law Can you you deserve this? You know what I would it you know what just occurred to me I wonder if the actor who played the dawn has seen the vehement defense of him He's like Like he's just sitting at home and he feels out for dawn I like this comment. He deserved to be thanked politely and then have his kind off decline. Yeah, that's what he deserved Absolutely, I would have accepted his offer if I was here Um, yeah, I would have like yeah, actually this is exactly literally totally 100 fully what I need right now I do need someone to give me a ride someplace because I don't know how to operate your human vehicles I don't know how your traffic laws work and I need to keep a low profile So yeah, uh having a ride with you would make total sense, but the writers forgot what writing is So i'm gonna instead imagine your life and steal your if we had had the dawn captain marvel and sam l jackson as a trio Going through the plot in this movie It was so much better And then like the dawn keeps making advances on it because he's kind of he's got like a crush and sam l jackson's like Can make jokes and stuff could have been great could have been great And we can argue about how much force was justified and what kind of yeah, we could argue about that But I guess you won't because it's gonna get in the way of your argument. I don't know Because you know his ass is countersuing you for the theft of his property and the physical assault to him The extortion and the threats of deadly force because if you're threatening to take off someone's hand That's deadly force. You can't even do it because she leaves earth at the end of that film So who's the who is the dawn gonna find justice hashtag? No justice for dawn No justice for dawn at all. No justice for the dawn But he is a man so he gets it Which force was justified in what kind of apprehension? Oh my god, I know the dawn's real name No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know his real name. He is the dawn. He is the dawn people in the chat People in the chat. No, the people in the chat don't need to know either. I speak for No, no, no, I want to see if he has he has a twitter. I want to know I want to know please tell me please for the love of god Tell me you've seen some of this But I was like I like how this guy says we can argue about you know The the boring part we can have a really short discussion About what would literally define whether or not this is valid. It's like, uh, we can talk about that Not really. Yeah, it'll take us five seconds. Let's do it People in the chat are calling it donathan Was in and what kind of fear she faced from the sky none Sir, it is not as clear cut as captain marvel is the villain. Yes, it is though Why is what are you how do you even he hasn't even come up with the justification for the theft of his motorcycle And breaking the law when she drives in front of the cars or the motorcycle guy was completely innocent It's never black and white the legal reality You tried to try to make it pretty black and white here if it's never black and white Then we wouldn't have any villains Is is that his point? So how do you by saying it's not black and white that makes his position worse The different while he's a lawyer Of course, nothing's black and white Is always gray my guess is that some but not all of the force was justified at the end of the day This tempest in a teapot was really about a select few people who wanted to have a very idiosyncratic view of this deleted scene Yeah, you're one of them they can oh, yeah, I think you're projecting a little bit here That's not a legal term, but I think you're projecting a little bit. Yeah him brown table quite a few others They have an absolutely not only insane but concerning view of the uh the event And really I guess we don't have a terminator comparison Those mansplainers who wanted to make it go two minutes left. Oh, did he just say that? It was really about a select few people Are you on 306 right now? 1305, yeah, okay good who wanted to have a very idiosyncratic view of this deleted scene And really all of those mansplainers who wanted to make a clever point about captain marvel being Mansplainers Mansplainers So wait, sorry. All right. So wait who are we we're So mansplaining requires for a man to explain something to a woman So all the male people that we've been responding to we can't mansplain to men I guess that that's not really the definition isn't he mansplaining to us right now No, because we're not women. Oh fuck. There's gotta be some woman to watch this video though He's mad. He's committed to mansplain something and she's she may have seen this video. Yeah, so that's at least one He's an sj. That's great Mansplainer, is that a legal term you're gonna use in the court? Ended up your honor. My client is innocent of mansplaining What a joke. Can you imagine like a judge hearing that word being like what the fuck Yeah, they're just be like do you mean explain he goes no mansplain. They're just like What Can you explain for the rest of the world what this word means as far as I can tell Whenever they say what they need to say is to condescendingly explain something Yeah, a man has to do it to a woman though. Yeah, a man has to condescendingly explain something to Someone said he's mansplaining to star wars girl Yeah, I think Ended up becoming the thing that they hate most in this world. They are you become the very thing you sought to destroy And as an aside wrong everyone recognizes that this scene is basically an homage to what happens in Terminator 2 No, uh That might be what they tried to do I'm going to say this because I've watched all the Terminator movies for some you know Partly to my benefit mostly to my detriment Very recently So I have terminated to very fresh in my mind still so please do try and tell me How this is an homage to Terminator 2 is one of my favorite films full time He's gonna be wrong whatever he says This scene is shot for shot exactly what happens to arnold's work. No, it's not You know, there's a really important differences are Uh captain bobble doesn't get bird by a cigarette. She doesn't get stabbed in the arm She doesn't have someone pull a gun on her. She doesn't get a pool cue snapped on the back of her head She's not a robot trying to save the world This is so bad already Portsnager in t2. I need your clothes your boots. Oh man. Good movie And your motorcycle No, no, you skipped the part. No, no, you skipped you cut out the part where he hit No, you lying lawyer fuck What about the power out? He was uh, physically assaulted battered for a reel He put a lit cigarette on his bare skin and you just cut that part out. You you just cut that part out Oh my god, and this is this is just ignoring Arnie is a robot His only mission directive is to keep john connor alive. There is nothing else He will do that by any means necessary There is a point in this movie where arnie is about to blow a kid's head off with a gun And john connor has to tell him not to the whole point of the movie is that arnie is not a good person He's not a hero. He's a protagonist protecting the hero. Why do I have to explain? He's not a good person That we we're judging the morality Simple shit. We're judging the morality of captain marvel We have deemed her a villain because she has a moral compass and it's fucked you cannot do that with a robot You can't go the robot is evil. He doesn't have a moral compass. He's a he has a mission to his programmed and even if he uh Did exactly the same thing as captain marvel. It's not the robot's fault It's the guy who made the robot and programmed him And if this is such simple shit, I know that simple concepts are not exactly something that gets through This is a head, but my god This is I mean you literally have to just ignore the move It's not shot for shot by the way. It's to call it shot for shot is annoying me You clearly edit it out a lot And on something very important on top of this, right? Um terminator two is not a difficult film to understand. So the fact that people can't Says a lot about how dumb most people are if they can't get terminator two It's it's no one called Arnold Schwarzenegger a villain in the scene. You can't be he's a robot You can't have a robot villain It has to like in any scenario where a robot is actually like bender could be a villain Specifically because bed has like actual moral compass. He has emotions The terminator in this movie is his fucking arc in the movie is trying to understand what emotions are And at this point in the film, we think he's evil. He's actually like portrayed as the villain And look, I don't I don't even think that's the argument that people should go with that he was meant to be portrayed as evil at first Because I mean the argument you just go with I mean was that he was actually assaulted I mean, well, you can just say that he's a robot and he was programmed to the context that is you would say force for evil This is force for good with uh He is a force for good specifically because we are aligned with the morals of the human protagonist Is a very because we have to be pedantic because that's the entire thing here is is the difference between captain marvel And a fucking robot. I can't believe like People will so casually refer to a robot and be like see It's fine With better the killer robot did it with better justification absolutely He's a way better character as well Like that's why this dude edited out the part. No one called Arnold Schwarzenegger the villain in the scene. Everybody knows He's the hero. I mean, no, obviously. No He's not no, he's no more a fucking hero than a gun He is a tool first off. He's not a hero second off. He's Like people say, you know, he's not portrayed as a hero at the beginning of the movie. It's not until the hallway He's on john. It's ambiguous. We don't know for sure But we assume villain because of the previous movie assuming you watch them in order And it's, you know Yeah Just just to refer to him as a hero is inaccurate But I could understand why you would say that but it's it I have to point out how inaccurate is compared to captain marvel Everybody knows jay says it's about to get worse. Obviously. He was the villain in terminator one But he's the good guy in terminator two in this scene from captain marvel. No, you're fucking retarded exactly the same scene It's not exactly the same thing to let go He's a robot. Then why was it important for the robot to draw loads? Is that a serious question? He says somebody just asked. Sorry, hang on You know, obviously, okay. Let me explain this concept to you The whole the rules that the movie establishes and the time travel like we're not even going to touch that because I already know that's Time travel already is messed up The rules of the time travel machine is that you can't take clothes in it only like biological Like that's why they have real skin, right? That's what allows them to go through But they need to integrate and not integrate but they need to blend in to society would be retarded to How are you going to blend in if you're running around naked? Like the terminators are cognizant of that fact Come on the movie what really explains the guy in terminator two in this scene from captain marvel is Basically exactly the same scene But I guess it's different if the superhero has a vagina No Okay, so ignoring that remember he has to track down the guy that he injured the guy is hand the guy's hand He runs away. He crawls to the back room in his cornered as arnold comes at him with a gun at this point Before he gives him the keys just try he just wants to survive Like arnold had to go out to find him to track him down But let's back it up. Oh my god. This video is actually pissing me off. I kind of want to hate fuck something right now Oh, well, you know, I got some time after the show basically exactly the same scene over again Oh, you know someone Yeah But I guess it's different if the superhero has a vagina No, it's such a crusty joke. Now that mr. Motorcycle It's No, it's different of the entire context and characters It's literally everything is basically different than it will be a different scenario regardless of gem But if you look at it really simply it wasn't even a man. It's a robot. It's just You're comparing a woman with a robot There's not even a man involved Is that that's the thing it's not he doesn't even have like He's not gendered. It's a robot Why does no one remember that the terminators are not humans? Why is this something we have to remind people of? Who someone said to write that down waller. That's a good point. I haven't written anything down from this one It post your favorite quotes from this insane tism in chat and I'll try and pick a few of them up So what even would be the quote that I'm writing down right now? I think it was the whole Okay, if you're a woman, I guess it's okay. It's only like a second. It's not okay if you have a vagina I'm literally texting someone now. Fuck because this video was just I'm so upset People like this are are out there and they're real and they're teaching people shot for shot That's what I was before saying legally and morally touching the map is battery He was standing inches from her. I'm gay Yo, what are you doing? Rex, what's a hate fuck apparently Um, I pretend you had to say it. Can I pretend to hate you? You fucking hell man Mostly bad. I have a problem with this scene. That's true No work too because I haven't I haven't eaten because once I woke up essentially we were doing stuff So I got to eat anyway I get it By a bitch some by a bitch some crazy hibachi. I don't know I Got the moller the video Is uh coming to a close There is a certain frog that is uh streaming that we should We should send people his way. Why'd you want to disrupt his e3 coverage? Because I like to Disturb frog old from time to time. All right. Well, let's hope this is nearly ending Douchebag lost his jacket and helmet. He could really use a whole wardrobe makeover black leather is so five years ago He could really use a slim cut five years ago. Wasn't that long ago? Uh, there was some like what was the year this movie 92? Oh my captain marvel. Um Was it yeah 89 to 95? I think it was I don't Like it was 95 in the scene that why would he wear a suit on his Bike no, that doesn't make sense. It was a really bad lead in but like I was gonna say so it was the fucking the more you know Don't suit from indochino which you could even wear to his arraignment for battering carol danvers All of my suits are now cuss. Uh, oh where we say not guilty We're the one where we say yeah, he's innocent But this bitch is a fucking psychopath. She needs to be locked up that one people are saying people are saying this is an ad It's obviously an ad. I know it. It's a yeah, I know it's an ad. Yeah Well, I mean, I could have been mistaken for him being unironic. So we we know it's an ad It's just a shitty segue. Yeah, just like you know what you could wear on his bike instead of a biker jacket That is amazing that every loves a suit that makes it no I mean, he's made worse arguments in this video Estimated by did you have your clothes stolen by a psychopath? 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I don't know But he didn't batter her Okay So that was that video I had like by the time we actually covered it I had like 15 requests to cover it It was awful. That's shit Well, I'm absolutely awful. Um, I'm glad these things are successful. I suppose Is this how this works taking stuff Stream right everyone go to fringy's channel. I guess I need to Everyone should we take we should we just should we just take ideally no, let's criticize fringy's live stream Okay, let's do it Can't pause though. I don't know how long we have fringy. You're supposed to know this shit It's your stream. Wait, is he stopped because it's got 13 out of an hour Hold on. Let me check. Maybe we'll just have to So is he still live right now? um Let me pull it up on like guys. I'm confused. I'm a little bit confused here. Is this fringy's live stream? Yes Oh, okay. He's like I just needed I just needed some clarification It really ought to be coming out soonish, I think Everyone just goes Oh, the joke doesn't count if it the watch together isn't showing on the I can't It's not working properly on the joke No, no, open it up yourself rags. You absolute massive. I know I have it open. It's for the chat It was important. They needed to see well, they do now. They see that said fringy's live stream on it That was important I was just waiting for fringy to real. Oh, I think he's realizing. He's very quiet now Fringy you're quiet turn up your peak You absolute He's just he's just turned on our stream now. So I can hear our stream and his stream what I'll stream all right, uh stream section Turn on the halo music and oh low no gears of war. Oh look a hammer I'm black man a feminist another feminist quick Peter with a hammer Yeah, yeah, which I don't condone This is the best way to communicate with bro Yeah, the memes that the dawn's spawned man. It's insane. We just ruined fringy's coverage of me I was gonna say we probably call it stay for long because I've got a shit ton of things to get through Yeah, oh, yeah, we gotta we we really should get one of them fringy can cover his And we will cover important things like the legal analysis of deleted scenes Stay on his stream if you want to check out some e3 coverage stay on ours if you want pure tizimri so You know which which use carefully do you want information or tizimri? So this video Is a coverage of game of thrones since we've just seen a defensive captain marvel We've got to seal it out with the game of thrones defense obviously It's a stream. I went on vacation to escape this It's a straw like they're way Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Is this is this the one word? I'm name dropped. No, no, that's gonna be the last thing Oh, wow, another shitty funhouse podcast That's what I have to say if I've never watched them, but my god not a great first impression So there's just a couple of really funny arguments they make I've got three timestamps. They're nothing too controversial, but still funny Is the name drop at least positive I'm not going to tell you, please I should satisfy that. Um, I still think the decisions that Benioff and Weiss have made uh, not only made a great television show But also was exactly the way it should have been done for and this is exactly why I stopped listening to fun This is like heavily disliked Do we have Moller like on ironically do we have to because this guy Can we take a moment you're cutting all off take a little bit of a segue to appreciate the The catastrophically awful design of this setup here With the chairs and the microphones because what if what if I look back to retards want to leave well now Now first off that guy is gonna have he has to batter her in order to get out of his seat Well, well, hold on worse than that is like look at the framing of this The first two in the front you can't see their faces. You're looking at the back of their heads. Well, they do have multiple cameras. I think they're looking at the other ones Think well because they're looking at this either. There's the screen or the monitor you're looking at Ours is better because you can always see our faces, which are prominently displayed at the bottom of the screen They even light up when we're talking And the dawn is here. Are you familiar with project mouthwash? No, I'm not. I mean I use Wait, is that is that some kind of personal attack or something? Not only made a great television show but also was exactly the way it should have been done for A television show of this caliber because again Proofs in the pudding the ratings are the highest they've ever been Are they the ratings? No, they're actually the lowest number of views. Yeah, we're here. Well, no one cares about that Oh, yeah, I was gonna say that. So this the guy on the left He out of this group is apparently the only one with a brain cell And uh, when when the guy brings that up, he's I I actually don't like it when people say like this is the highest rated thing I'm like, do you mean view count or do you mean actual review numbers? Yeah, like reception or because who cares about the view count like fucking because if we're going by that Then anthropoid must be one of the worst. Yeah, that's really really really good Okay, wait, let me put it awful Yeah, watch the watch the guy like clarify with him immediately because he thought it was really bad The proofs in the pudding the ratings the ratings are the highest they've ever been Uh, the ratings the ratings in terms of people even yeah, even she clarifies like hey What do you mean about the ratings in terms of like I apparently the left side of the table is the better side I would think audience reviews and critic reviews would be pretty low I guess what I'm saying is it doesn't matter Um, and you just said that doesn't matter Oh, does it not matter? Oh, oh, that's weird. That's kind of weird fucking idiot because you brought it up But if it doesn't matter, okay, I don't know why you bothered if it doesn't matter Well, he's saying people's upsetness doesn't matter. It's the ratings that matter I just want to remind you that this is one of the guys who said that Um, it should that they should have put black people in kingdom come deliverance Even though it was trying to be a historical game because it was a video game and you press a to jump Well, that's yeah, that was one of the yeah, but we kingdom come deliverance. That was Retarded. I look fun house. They're entertaining when they play video games, but when they like talk and have to use their brains Fucking stupid It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter hb. It was no line, right? And that's the point Uh, they're they're making a television show and that's unfortunate. That's unfortunately the the sort of the world Oh, no, it's unfortunate, but you brought it up. I know it's interesting that he said it was The world we live in What are you? Yeah, and like this was this was trying to make obviously trying to make money, but also trying to make a good product I thought they did both a lot of people didn't oh Oh, okay. Wow. It's like arguing with two different people in the same person Of the the next one Is it? Are we are we getting off of this? No, no, so there's three quotes from this podcast. So that was the first one that I thought was funny I only scanned through. I think there's a lot of tism in here, but I I only scan through like I said So I haven't caught all of them, but I know someone wanted a couple people wanted us to cover this I just it's just fun to laugh This was something that I sort of asked that lot on on twitter Uh And why not just stop watching the show if it's so bad. Just stop watching. Uh, that's one of the things Okay. All right, so Wow, because we care you are just so ridiculously stupid it boggles the mind So I just it's literally a little baffling how fucking stupid this man is All right, so you're watching a show for eight years of your life nine three episode nine three Episodes away from the finish of the whole thing And you're just like oh just stop watching just just don't like just stop just stop watching You haven't invested nine years of your life into it. Just walk away. Just walk away. Pretty simple. Just stop watching I like that We wanted it to have a good ending because we were like actually excited for it Even after the bad we were like if they can just make a good ending I'll feel like it's worth it and they didn't so now I feel like I wasted years of my life being invested in this In this idea that if you don't like it is like so okay What you're saying is it's better if they just completely stopped watching Then it is for them to watch and point out what they think is Bad about it. Like which of those is really worse like Like don't say bad things about it. Just stop watching it just Completely abandoned your investment your nine-year investment abandoned it get rid of it Just don't say mean things and it's not even mean things necessarily. It's just pointing out the obvious criticism I last season I agree. The dawn wasn't allowed to just a year and a half ago now. I agree um People complained about it a lot and I I why I was like, but why why go through this? Why push yourselves through another whole season another two years of pain? I know a lot of people liked episode one and two Yeah, the idea that they jumped into the season to hate it isn't even fair, but okay. What's your job? Um, yeah, I have a bad idea What about curiosity? After episode three my point is that I'm now dead inside. I don't feel anger anymore But I also It would be insane for me to not watch it until the end it would be like watching like five of the Harry Potter movies and then being like It just feels crazy to do that like if even if especially since we knew for a fact that season Like with the walking dead, I don't know when that's gonna end Keep watching that I quit after like season seven because I was like this is awful But with game of thrones, it's like season eight and they're like this is gonna be the Made it this far Yeah It's like can I just imagine we have a concept for you like we watch Lord of the Rings trilogy, right? Imagine we got to the last 30 minutes and oh it got real is like all of a sudden it got really bad Right. We we got through 11 and a half hours or whatever And then at the very last half hour, you know, we didn't like the way that some of the characters were treated at the very end So we just turned it off And we we didn't just we didn't finish through with it. We didn't finish the last movie We just said nope. I just not gonna watch the end I'm just gonna walk away because stuff happened that I didn't like I'm just gonna boop blocked. You're blocked I'm not watching it. I don't want to hear it anymore ridiculous Nine book series. I'm gonna be like, well, I did seven So let's just get the hallway. See that's that Is but I'm also not angry. That's and that's also not upsetting me. No, yeah, that's true You're not angry, but I think people that are that are yeah, I mean, yeah Do you see that? She rescued him either. She rescued him from his own point. She changed his own goalposts Like just help him out. He was like, oh thank god Yeah, if you're angry already like why why why make yourself angry there you go. That was my point I think is bruce the guy in the back, right? I think so. I have no idea bruce needs whenever like before you say something Right like in defense of something or to attack something imagine as you're saying it Like what would be the obvious rebuttal or the most common rebuttal to what I'm going to say? What would be like I should be prepared when I make an argument for what the other side might say against it And if what they might say against it is true Maybe I shouldn't say this thing Bruce doesn't think you fold that far ahead I don't think that he thought at all I don't think he ever thinks No, he's not he's not a he's not a thinker type. This is not the first tism that he's had That's I've lost or angry about it one And this is something that again I've seen a lot on the internet people are saying benny often weiss just wanted to move on to star wars They got star wars and they're like we're done with this show. That's not true at all They've been saying this for is it not five years now But they wanted the show to end wait for after seven seasons and hbo's pulled another season out of them I think it was supposed to be more episodes though. Um, I mean either way Even she's like She's proved to wrong immediately and he was like Either way, Bruce poor bruce is so just one immediately stupid I just feel like I should help him out like like a retort at the bottom of the staircase, you know I feel like if they wanted to leave the show If they didn't care about the show anymore, then they should have gone to hbo and said Man, we don't want to do the show anymore. We're done. We're finished We don't think we can do the characters justice the story goes past what we want to do with it You guys need to hire somebody else you need to bring in consultants because we're just we're not in this anymore. We're done Instead of saying we hate it and it's awful and we're going to do a terrible job, but we're just going to do it anyway There's there's no there's no principle there, you know, there's no love of the craft in there Yeah, there he goes away too far up their own bumps to assume that they wouldn't give the characters justice as far as dnd Are concerned they nailed it in a way. They kind of did seven seasons because You can always say I mean one combined dnd said we always thought it would 73 episodes It's like where in the fuck did you pull that pull that 73? Where did you get such a random number? They actually could have responded to it that way season seven eight as one combined six and six, right? I think it was seven and six. Oh, no It would be an extra long season enough to have it Um, and that's that's sort of the thing that I wanted to sort of point out is that They didn't they've been trying to make this a sort of a complete story from the very beginning And they knew it was going to be like Benioff says we always believed where did you pull that? Exactly it's like you hear that quote and it's like how could you possibly believe that? It like it like jumped me so I gotta make sure the chat here Otherwise, I don't know what we responded to and they knew it was going to be like Also, also this guy this guy in the the front, right? He's silent totally said said had said anything. He's just absorbing all of this Listen to the people on the other side of the table The guy next to you doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about about any never listen to him about anything um And a lot of people A lot of people are like they're bullshitting they're bullshitting and I was like Yes, they are They called that it would be a 73 hour show from very early on. It's like what? 73 hours, I mean I I Bruce I get it cognitive thought is not your forte But seriously, how could you hear that quote and think to yourself? Yep, that makes sense 73 hours 73 hours. I just like the I love the idea that they wrote down all the character plots They just looked at it as a big whole thing. They were like 71 2 3 4 4 3 73 that'll be it Ah 75 would make more sense 73 73 just makes you wonder like how do they get to that? Oh my god, you're an idiot bruce um But yeah, like I got said that a few times and I was just checking out I was just like God and then I checked the like dislike. I don't know if you guys have seen it, but it's not good Oh, let me see. Let me see. Please tell me it's super low 4.3 to 6.3. That's not good enough. I'm gonna add my dislike to That's that's pretty that's actually pretty impressive considering that they're 1.6 million subs That they get it's hard. You have to really fuck up to get a negative ratio on a video Like you have to really feel like that's hard to do That's why on um like vid iq and stuff all the stats they stop going green after 90 percent Someone said 73 is his IQ So um This next one I decided to just bump it up quickly because I know Curiosity's just getting to it now. It's a podcast cool with riffing with bobby lee episode 32 I have no idea. It's watched To a degree. Um, I think it's got a hundred thousand views. So it's definitely watched Um, and yeah, there's a there's a name drop for wolf in here And it's very very strange because uh, I was sent this and I saw it and I was like, oh, okay So I'll just I'll let you see it first. Well, if you can get your uh I'm guessing they didn't like it And after every take they're like, yeah, they give you notes Yeah, a little faster or we don't really feel when you say this Like, you know and then you do exactly what they tell you to do And then you go to the premiere you're excited. Yeah, and then all of a sudden You're to blame Right for a bad movie and it's like it's like No, I I of an all-around bad movie by the way, and then you can she's just a portion of it. She's getting lynched Yeah, they're talking about tlj by the way Right. Yeah, it's it's not fair. Yeah, it wasn't fair at all and I think and I know that Because I've been re um watching reviews on youtube, right this guy named dishonored wolf, you know, I mean He calls her fat asian bitch Wow, you got the intro to my bobby Wow I like I like the degree of upset. Yes. He's like he called her fat asian bitch Can it is what's so weird is that bobby lee is a comedian? Let's go through all the things that you've called people Like that like one of the one of the things that frustrates me to no end are comedians getting morally outraged at other people's jokes Like how do you have any kind of ground to stand on? I was wondering if he was going to talk about game of thrones and I was like, what what take are you going to say for that? Because I didn't believe any actors like life will be at his review. Oh my god. Like really harsh I know It's a way to saying it because you can tell right. It's fucking terrible Especially when that's copy written for your mom, you know what I mean? Wow, that was so funny that literally only you left at it even the asian dude's like bobby lee How come you're not getting upset? How can you i say you don't do you don't get why this is actually kind of hilarious The guy literally used the joke against him the second after he was morally outraged by it So it just puts him in a position where he's like dude I just made my position clear on it and now you're trying to get me to laugh along with you about the joke I was just watching this. I was like just destroyed everything about your argument immediately Wait, I'm sorry. I was in a especially when that's copy written for your mom. You know what I mean? So the guy just basically said your mom is a fat asian bitch Look at the guy's face Yeah Yeah, I mean, this is what I mean. He's clearly on our team. He enjoys this guy. Oh my god, dude Someone in the chat said who's indian mario? Indian mario I love you. I did mario Indian bar Yeah, just so I'll play it all in full now What just watch it wasn't fair how he delivers the thing that the guy is like, oh, that's so bad But then he just reflects the joke immediately all and I think and I know that Because I've been um watching reviews on youtube right this guy named dishonored wolf. You know what I mean Thank you. He calls her fat asian bitch in his review. Oh my god, like really harsh I know it's a white dude saying it because you can tell right it's fucking terrible Especially when that's copy written for your mom, you know what I mean? He's like, oh, yeah You do that shit to me all the time, but I totally agree. It's like this other guy's fucking spineless So hold on. I'm not really familiar with these guys. Who's the one that runs this podcast? I have no idea one that I like or it's it's indian mario I I hope indian mario is the one that runs it because he's I like him He's making me laugh Yeah, that's that that's like I was just like what what a bizarre, okay um Right, so again because we're on a podcast roll right now. So um, have you guys heard anything about about collider recently? I've only heard of it. I don't really know. Yeah, right Okay, so collider are the people that red let me do make fun of a lot for essentially being the most shill like podcast There is for star wars. They're basically just like everything that is new that comes out of star wars is great Uh, they have loads of like merchandise. They always talk about amazing everything is and um The guy who's like one of the main people there Is pissed off because disney didn't invite him to I guess the star wars um celebration And then he asked them to specifically and he didn't get a reply and he's really pissed about that Pissed to the point where he doesn't want to shill for the uh star wars I'm glad that you learned your lesson. I know right. I can't believe that he stopped shilling for them after he wouldn't get Well, it's not that simple though. Is it because the thing is When you're a paid shill you can't go off script. You'll get in trouble And so this this thing has been going viral and it's hilarious because yeah, just so just watch what happens Well, I mean at the time again Yeah, so the the angry dude is on the right and then the others are just listening to him and getting Increasingly concerned because all all of them are paid to be here as far as I understand it It was we already had it We we had our show we booked out our show a couple weeks in advance And I didn't even know so Doreen is coming on today because then I had to leave early in schedules and stuff too I don't even know if Christina is in I don't even think she's in LA I think she came in. I don't even know where she is. I know you've admitted to it being but her But I still think christian like if you not that you're asking my opinion But I'm gonna give it because I guess that's why I'm sitting here I still think you should do your part of doing your job Yeah, but I and I'm gonna be stubborn and say I don't want to And I don't you're going to though. What's that? You're going to I don't want to no because it's our coverage Hailey's got a lot of really good interviews with the Imagineers That she's gonna be so first of all first of all, I don't want you to do that on the air. You can call me in afterwards So, you know what so then someone else hosts a show today so Like first of all, oh, so that guy's like a manager of some kind and he's basically like, oh you're doing it The guy's like I don't want to do it first of all don't do this live guys Like this is the worst thing you could ever do This is like a repeat of the dusty and creationist cat podcast that failed after one episode Let's just air this out Let's air out all of our dirty laundry live And we're both we're both fucking idiot retard, but you know as dusty and creationist cat And yeah, just for clarification chat probably knows more about this than I do I only know about this from vague context. You'll never catch me watching collider and ironically Someone else hosts a show today You don't you just second time you've done this the first time you've done this you burst in the door You burst in the door screamed at us because we played the youtube video. We didn't know it That was the first time I went in I went in to let you know that you have been taken off the air already I know but you screamed at us for it. I didn't scream. I just you didn't rocksy did he yell at us? I said, hey Yeah, all these just keep it out of the faces of these other three people because they're just like I'm on it man. Roxy did he yell at us? Uh, there's a clip It's Yelled at us and you embarrass us in front of kate mulligan who was sitting here too If you want to do this on the air or do it on the air, but much rather you did you you started this on the air you brought You you started the show by saying you're not going to talk about it on jedi council Which is your show, but you're not the producer of it and I am actually I am actually Yes, I am. I'm actually that was the deal I made with fernandez. I'm also just the same way you didn't know the same way you did the same I'm still hired live Everyone's telling me the ori trailers playing at the moment at e3. Oh, watch it later. Yeah, we can watch it later Yeah, someone know that I will upload it by the time that we're still doing this so we can watch it It was the fucking head of the election Absolutely. Yeah, well all of us are I mean me and you definitely invested rags. Do you like a worry? I forget Fuck animals. There you go one point ahead of content. Do you're oh, I think you just had a development I walk in it to fernandez. I go can you clear it up the content and development to which now is not the case You are and I get it But I first of all if you want to do this on the air we do it on the air But I am not but I am absolutely not talking about it today. You can have roka hosted. How about that I mean if you don't want to host the show because I don't want to oh, I'm so sorry You didn't get to go last you're welcome See you can if you want to do this again We can do it all the only because you you had the same thing and what people also don't realize with you You act hot headed you act hot headed all the time What do you even do if you were a guest on this show you'd be like I mean, I know that I'd be I'd be I'm being recorded. So I just I just stand there. I just be like Dead-eyed. I just pulled my phone out and be like right It's there right at the camera. You just not move a muscle. Just sit there and smile You look at the girl on the left like she's Like going out of her way not to look at him. She's like I just don't want to be Wait, this is how you lose your job You're screaming yellow people but you want to do it now we can do it now You don't want to cover colliders content is what you're just saying on on collider live The show's called collider live It's called collider live and it's called collider Maybe we should change that maybe we'll change that and we'll and we'll have other conversations Really good coverage that colliders doing from Oh my god, why didn't they cut the stream? I know that's the obvious fucking choice They've taken this down. Obviously. Um, but everybody's still caught with dogs hilarious and it's a look into like It's not fun to have your opinions bought for you Really not fun Especially when you actually want to make some form of a stand now I actually think that his stand is kind of childish. They didn't invite me. It's like okay. Oh, yeah It's really stupid, but christ And he's like, that's it. I don't want to do the thing and then it's like no you have to do the thing That's what your job is. It's like, uh, I don't want to cover it at all. That's just really bizarre Okay, good this blue milk and there's people dressed in costumes. That's it. All right, moving on. Oh, all right, so Next you want to still talk about this? Catch me outside how about that which I was really appreciative in that art But I just don't what what is it? Was that girl went on dr. Phil? I just don't understand that But why do that on the air? Why do that in the air? Why would you start this on the air? Because you could have a conversation with me. They'd like ended it and then they started back. I was like Afterwards and say to me. Hey, I wish you do you see she tried to rescue it. She was like Oh, it was cool that you said this thing and that he brought it back and it's like You wouldn't have done that I said you want to come on the same way because I didn't call you out when you came in You're embarrassed us in front of Kate Mulligan when she's sitting there. He's Kate and felt like oh my god No idea. I guess it's happened before Shaking the black over there black hair. Maybe. Oh, it could be. Yeah So So our producer here at e-fap has never ever on air while we're live in our studio And this never happened to us. We're very professional um We're talking about our producer pretty sure he's the manager of e-fap and i'll show you the producer We're talking about that the producer the one who produces different things. What I mean The one who produces the cash money that keeps the studio lights on you know who pays the the property taxes Which is where they get you by the way Bayland says wow, I wasn't invited to tell me Thursday party. I don't want to do my job Frank you're 35 Really awkward god, is this the way they do business that was embarrassing me. This is why this is why I'm very very very Very picky about sponsorships and I have to know all this shit beforehand That's why I like the white with a watch thing. I knew everything going beforehand. I've got this watch next to me right now I'm gonna wear it tonight and we wearing it tonight and I gotta be You can't enter into these contracts With the sponsorships where you have to chill Because shit like this is like well now I can't be genuine about how I feel so Well now I feel like a piece of shit because I'm saying things that don't really mean And fuck like this is the thing it does suck to have to say whether or not you approve of a thing You want to promote a thing when you actually don't want this is what this comes down to He feels cheated by the star wars brand and thus does not want to protest to promote a star wars thing But he has no choice You're kidding me or he isn't releasing until february 11th of next year Oh, hey Well, that's the day before that's the day before my birthday you can get me as a birthday present Let's just hope it's good. Let's just hope it's a good day Oh, I mean, I don't have all that No, you'll have all that birthday money. You'll be good on my present No, I don't doubt that it will be good. It's just like No, I don't have any money because my sponsorship with game of thrones was uh tragically cut short I guess doom eternals really the only thing I have to well that and uh, well is cyberpunk coming out this year or I don't know. I don't think doom eternals coming out this year Otherwise, it's like Look, no, it's okay, dude. It's okay. It's gonna be even better than you. I mean, I'm not not really mad Honestly, I mean I I wanted to take their time and it's been because the first game released in 2015 then the uh dlc Definitive edition that came out a year later. So it's been I mean that'll have been four years of development time If we're going like right after the definitive edition came out. So that's a good long while Still disappointed though. I want a while bad I agree with that That's humor won't crying though. I mean here the day. I didn't even say it and mention it and talk about it But you do that because you knew that we got a strike on the channel The producer we didn't know that we had no idea that just the audio was gonna do that Oh, god, damn it. Sorry. So it's really only doom eternal this year then Yay, well that's the thing like I that's the thing that e3 like people wouldn't think what e3 is like. I don't Shit e3 like I I don't I don't know if I could stress how little I care about e3 Because I've there's been all these games that get trailed out throughout the year No, like like the love the games I I've been reviewing like the plague tale is great Void bastards is great. You have all these games that come out throughout the year. And so they're fantastic And e3 steals your attention away from a lot of these gems It's some fun memes on twitter. I'm looking forward to showing The this someone who's already made a meme for the fucking ash robot queen that we had in the opening minute of the show I Failed to check my twitter in time. That's why I didn't know about these. Okay That's exactly what that does Same way reactions when you sit down and you do reactions like when we'll rejects do it when we do it We play video over it and it doesn't ever get strikes. It just gets to be monetization No, it does when you live stream and I've said that a thousand never to me Yeah, no, I told I've told everyone on show never to me. I've never heard there sing Well, I We're not letting you know explicitly that that was a bad idea, but it wasn't a matter but And in the the the chick sitting across from him did that thing with the lips that white people do Where they kind of bite their lips a little bit When you come in, they're just trying to contain me if you would have said that day If you would have come here passing a phone between Uh I like to imagine that they're just looking at me It's a dick butt up there See we're shut down. We're done. Oh my god. So embarrassing. We all know we all know how how how that door slams open That had nothing to do with my tone. Okay. We're talking about the mechanics of door opening right now I'm looking forward to hearing you guys talk about galaxy's edge and all of collider's really good content So you you can host it. You can host the show Well, you know, you just do what we ask you to do what we ask you to do Oh You are our employee Oh, man, that's gonna suck to hear Because this is the thing we tell you to we pay you this is how this arrangement works Like me wolf rags obviously like geeks and gamers nuderotic all those channels every one of them You have to do whatever the fuck you want Say whatever the fuck you want we can shit on anything we want Change your mind in a in in the moment. You don't have to cover what you don't want to cover It's a little brilliant, but this guy is just like no you'll cover what we tell you to You hosting that show, what do you think Cody's doing with the cameras right now? I can't even That's pretty embarrassing, huh? Yeah, I'm glad that we don't have anything like that here on arts And red let me just put out a video of rich evans laughing at this That's all it is. He's just laughing at washing And it's because apparently they keep an eye on him because nude crew is based entirely on collider as far as I can tell Yeah, I mean look at the comments for this video. It's all like red letter media stuff. Yeah And it just confirms everything they just shield to find the the fact that they're still some semblance of a soul in some of their workers It's like Oh, they think they have a soul Yeah, this this will be quick and I suppose it's just because I don't even what can we say about this that hasn't been said But I feel like kind of have to say something change the name to x women's Oh my god, look at the quality of those awful suits They look terrible No, I can't wait to see this movie tonight. Me and my friend are so excited just to laugh at it I mean I wasn't laughing much at all. That was actually kind of a disappointment part for me, honestly What with uh king of the monsters? I didn't know the x-men and bigger risks and for what? Please Tell me it's not your ego Look at her acting or yeah, I've never been a fan of her as mystique She is not a good Metal from the president You like it, don't you? As opposed to being hunted and despised. Well, you know, actually I do and then you go Okay, I have a way McEvoy, sorry opposite her who's like one of the best actors around right now He's like I can't wait to see him in it. He's fucking he's like There's no role. He can't take which is really cool Really good character actors. Why would you put those two in a room? Why would you do that? It's all just a means to an end Raven. What end is that keeping us safe? You should understand better than anyone that we're only ever one bad day away from them starting to see us as the enemy again I gotta pause You never know with this stuff McEvoy is a god. This is true. I really liked him in split and then and then I mean, he was good in glass So what we wear matching costumes and smile and pictures to make everyone feel safe for keeping the peace By risking our people to save their the cool costumes they had and Apocalypse at the end too cool. I don't know. Yes He just scrap them and think they didn't need them anymore. And then they were like, oh, I guess we need to make new ones It's funny I can't actually remember the last time you were the one risking something Um, um, he's in a wheelchair. So He took like there was a joke in the fucking comment section that His response to that would be picks up one of his legs like a wet noodle They're like, how you know, you know, you're standing there telling me this Second comment. She sounds more like an x-y He literally gets shot and loses his ability to walk Yeah, that's like one of the top comments walks off his powers. I mean, come on I'm not even a big x-men fan and I know this Eddie professor x can't walk lost his bestie to differing opinions Well to construct a school for helping mutants and creates a team to help protect humanity and that bitch has the audacity to say It's funny. I can't remember the last time you were the one risking something Well, this movie tanked. Yes And by the way, the women are always saving the men around here. You might want to think about changing the name to x women Well, um, um Oh, you changed it again Again, there's not much to say about it. That hasn't already been said. It's such a cringe line It's not even delivered well for what it is and it doesn't even make sense the um The event That takes place that makes you say that is because gene gray does the most Significant saving in in the in the event that took place previously to this scene. However Nightcrawler and quicksilver are the second to most significant by far They're both guys have like a scene like the last couple movies. That's at least mildly entertaining No, I'm so sorry, but he gets taken out of the movie like in the first 15 minutes You're kidding me not like dead even though technically me saying that as a spoiler But you don't see him until right at the end then and then it's just for him to say hello He was like the only redeem like the quicksilver scene in apocalypse is literally the only To see that movie. It's weird. I really just looking up on youtube. I don't get why they made that choice, but yeah, that's happened Yeah, once you see it, we'll be able to talk about it on the next e-fap as being a pretty poop movie Yeah So next video is pretty depressing to be honest is tough for us to go through but we got to do it it's important for journalistic purposes, but Old loke Oh my god, hold on. Hold on. Don't play it yet. Don't play it yet. Oh god. Look how hey What's up guys? I've got a television set right behind me right now We have already from my brain. You need to you need a crop. It so the face fills up the thing if you can I know but I Well, I uninstalled Uninstalled photo shop. So I I can't Just I'll have to do just do it with like you could do it the old fashion way It doesn't matter anyway So this video is him explaining like what he thinks about a video game something about something else and then he's explaining His potential Cyberpunk That's kind of neat. That's cool. He's explaining his potential future on youtube The other thing I wanted to talk about is why I haven't been making that many videos I've gotten a lot of emails and tweets and stuff like that Where the hell are you man? Why have you only made five videos the last two months? Well, truth be told this is going to surprise some people But i'm actually currently looking to go back into the workplace and i'm looking for a job No I'm too busy trying to figure out what's happening in this clip. He's Total is he thinking about going back into the workplace. Yeah, I'm like, oh Well, I mean release better content that more people enjoy or else you'll have to do that Excuse you rags Who makes better content than tonal? Maybe the dawn? No, it's not it's not necessarily That needs to be no it does need to be better. It's I I fear that I fear that perhaps his hidden brilliance is lost on the plebs So they don't appreciate fully Just what it is that he does we've got a chat full of people appreciate to get here. I don't understand what's stopping him I appreciate it. I appreciate it This isn't about me. No, I said a full set up a go for me. I can't pay all the tonal bills myself You can offer that Well donathan replaced We can't wait. We've already lost enough means we can't I quit my job about October 2017 To start this youtube channel. So we're coming up on the two-year anniversary I wanted to make a youtube channel because I was really passionate about video games And I had always shot your buddy and I felt myself very stuck in corporate america with the suit and tie on and carrying What is this clip? You you had a clip of you shooting your team in the back and then you died What is the point of this video game clip he was stuck in corporate america He had a briefcase in a suit I was stuck in corporate america much like I was stuck shooting my teammate and then stuck in limbo between Dying and respawning in this video game We need to contact daddled to get him to daddled Yeah, we need to get daddled to give him some inspiration Very unhappy my position was essentially compensation finance and I Got into the corporate world after getting my MBA and an undergrad in economics Which is why you guys see me talk about numbers and stocks sometimes because that's kind of my background Yes We're familiar with your With your numbers and stocks But I got into the industry On youtube after quitting my job And it was it was actually quite the chance, you know, it was very risky at the time It was quite the chance Yeah, I believe I can believe it. I believe it was quite the chance You know, I was one of the first people out there to do like Controversial style video essays. Fuck you. No, you were not you lying fucking piece of shit. How dare you say How dare you I I know this is weird timing, but I actually have to take a shit right now So you will listen to what he just said in slownold. Yeah talk. Yeah Go turn on slownold And I'm gonna go Outside Is actually quite the chance, you know, it was very risky at the time Tonal broke new ground You know, I was one of the first people out there to do like Controversial style video essays Controversial style video essays. What do you think he means like that? I have absolutely no idea Controversial style. That's a style. I mean, is he just saying when he when he does clickbait Maybe you're being an edgelord and trying to be exact against what everyone else thinks But christ Oh my god Since then there's been a lot of people who have Come around And there's been a lot just just like the video probably that's a real quote from the chat just because it's bad doesn't mean it's bad Oh also someone sent in a super chat about ori being available Only being available as an epic exclusive the description of the video Actually says it's going to be on windows 10 and steam So, yeah Hey, it's got a way to is it a timed exclusive? For what? For ori going on epic or if they just invented that No, no, no, no, he said he was saying um watch it be an epic exclusive Oh, okay, but the description of the video says it will be on windows 10 steam the gods of godly outness But then again, they could still do it, you know They better fucking know they better fucking not The game industry Well like with metro exodus I pre-ordered it so I still Steam even though no one else does so I'll probably do the same thing with every just in case Yeah, that's fine I have every bit of confidence great controversial style video essays Since then there's been a lot of people who have Come around And there's been a lot just just like the video game industry That delivery is fantastic. He sounds drunk. Come on all the time There's been a lot of increased competition From people with talent YouTube So it's been increasingly difficult increasingly Recently did he say that? Yeah, he said it before too. I know that he said that in another video for YouTube So it's been increasingly difficult to stand out Oh total never change just just keep mispronouncing everything increasingly Increasingly and you know what like I feel bad for him like dude If you're finding it hard to stand out when you've got a head start It probably means that you're not offering anything Like except a weird obscure podcast listening to you as if you're a god We need to Reach out to him get him on the show because as long as he How we've covered him over the past year, I think we'll be fine and create consistent income Especially because I'm not the most uh dramatic Provocated to the Catholic If person on you I have returned I like to keep it chill on this channel and just share my opinions So I keep it chill And sometimes that's not good enough especially when there's been a surgeons of a surgeons Surgeons a surgeons is that a thing? Would you say a series there's Reese It would well it depends on the context of how he's saying it. We'd answer it a search sentence because Because he could mean a surge or a resurgence depending on how the sentence goes and he's combined One of multiple correct things, but instead surgeons of new style youtuber Video shadow play icon new style youtubers There has been a sergents of new style YouTubers that is true Sergents I like it Discussion style youtubers just popping up all over the place So it's been tough to stand out. I don't think it's tough to stand out I don't think it's sub sturgeon. You know what you you stand out tonal you do A real buddy like you buddy a surgeons I like the several people. Yes. It was a surgeon I don't think that's a surgeon total The second age of new style Can we get Sean be on e-fap? Yeah, definitely Let's do it my channel to essentially devolve into Is inconsistent income? And for a guy that needs a certain amount of income to live just be off the grid So it's led to inconsistent income and he's a guy who needs an amount of income Now, you know, we gotta pay our rent. We gotta eat. We gotta save for retirement It's maybe just not on the cards for me anymore. Oh in terms of putting out Full-time YouTube videos It's just not there's just not enough money anymore. So that's it guys. It's just not enough money All right, I'm looking to go back to work and what that means if I get a full-time job is Content on downward thrusts may be Dude turn off your shadow play notification Maybe yeah, that's one of the first things I've that you do You so that at the end of every all your clips it don't have those things coming out last one minute 30 seconds save Kill save things save moment done recording. Why would you why would you ask that of tonal? What's wrong with you? Is tonal to put out like put out good content. That's a complicated question It's certainly it's Going to my patreon account, which I'll link in the description. All right. I want to see his patreon. I was tonal's patreon I'll look it up here. We go patreon.com slash tonal patron Oh, that's that ain't good How does he know? He's got 64 patrons. He's making 184 a month On 300 000 plus subscribers. That's interesting. I mean I I don't mean to Bragg or nothing, right? But I mean I I made her Okay So that was easy also I think that I think that happens when you have a few really big hits with the kids, you know And they all subscribe and then you have the stuff, you know You're all your non hits in between the actual good stuff, you know There's no consistency in the view counts or the reception to the stuff So people subscribe and then they just sort of forget you're around Or they don't really like you quite enough to give you any money because you don't put out consistently good stuff There's a lot of stuff that goes into it, but I'd wage you that's probably probably why I mean his views don't get that many his videos don't get that many views He just had, you know, those couple of big big viral hits every once in a while and people sub for those but They're few and far between. Yeah, unfortunately the eFap audience can't float mr. Tonald I wish we could so listen if we have 2,800 people watching if every one of you gave $100 to tonald That would be I mean wow Such a tiny just such a tiny thing for 2800 people to do just $100 each And he would be Wow, what a show that would be what a display Tonald you have to remember dsp gaming is still around. He's still successful and he's married If you think if you think that there's no woman out there for you Just remember the dsp gaming has like a moderately attractive life And hey, there's nothing wrong with moderately attractive. In fact, you should probably aim for moderately attractive Don't aim for ugly not to announce my patreon Publicly on his channel in a dedicated video. I mentioned it at once Uh, this is great footage. This is great footage. I really this is this is awesome footage one time like last year Um, I just think it's very tacky to put up a video asked you fucked it up by itself without you Fucked it up and you kept it in your video. You fucked your finisher thing up Yeah, well And you kept it in the videos, you know, whenever i'm playing games and I do something great or something cool or interesting I alt f10 and it saves the clip So when I never what I need to put footage in games or something videos, you know, give people something to look at You have me like wrecking shit and the cool stuff's happening like oh, you took on a whole squad in apex Or oh, you got a big kill streak in mordhauer. You did something fun. Some funny happened I'm not going to be like, no, I fucked up. Let's save that to show the world He's a humble man. He likes to let people know that even the the great I agree He is So I haven't actually done it If you guys want to support me the best ways on patreon. I don't have a big patreon following most creators Uh, we rely on youtube ad revenue plus patreon You know minus taxes, of course That little gap where he was like His brain was like you have to say a third thing. He's like, but there is no third thing So he's having a conversation with his brain. Yeah, that's what the cap was then you hit him go Big page on that. Yeah, listen for the The best thing ever following most creators, uh, we rely on youtube ad revenue plus patreon You know minus taxes, of course You know You know minus taxes Minus taxes because you know you you pay taxes. Let me explain to you what taxes I'm sorry. I talk it over the tax. You know, like he just agrees with himself like, hmm, you know To make a living And um since I didn't announce my patreon It's quite small So if you're out there and you're wanting to Maybe see this channel Go back to full time You can go there and help me out But currently right now i'm looking to get a job currently Currently right now as opposed to currently lisa currently later god That's like when review tech usa says also two Makes me want to like claw my ears out every time i hear also two as well No in addition Rich the third synonyms I just can't live on youtube anymore It's just Doesn't seem to be possible. It's hard for the small massive You know, I started this channel doing Play that again, play that again, that's you know, I started this channel And it was very hard At one point I got my breakout video going Featuring for honor and battlefield And since then we've been growing There's been a little bit stagnation You know, there's a lot of seasonality on youtube But for the most part, i'm really proud of our uh community At times, you know youtube can be Fairly toxic There's a lot of people out there that just like to cry and whine, but what for the most part What is this video? What is this video? There's a lot of people who like to cry and whine What this video's about. No, I gotta get a job Sagnation is like, okay, you know, there's a lot of seasonality on youtube Seasonality, but for the most parts I'm really proud of our community At times, you know youtube can be Fairly toxic And there's a lot of people out there that just like to cry and whine, but you know for the most part I think The discussion we have on this channel is good And although I've made some bad videos and some ones that look back on and think what the hell was I thinking? That's gonna be great for g'delb. Sometimes I look back on my videos and think what the hell is I thinking? Ah For the most part, I'm really proud of my work and anyone who watches my content. I really appreciate it So I'm looking to go back to work That's just how it is The cosmic Saddle the cosmic orphan and though I've got an idea for a brand new video format That I'm going yeah, how many times if you said this channel this channel This is just like the seventh or eighth time you've said you're gonna change your content fall. If not video format 2019 All right, so the end of this year I need to figure out how I'm going to do it But it's basically gonna combine my two passions in life one of them obviously gaming I'm not gonna say what the other one is But let's just say it's going to be unlike anything you've ever seen on the two period Okay So is he playing it is he finding a bot here? I don't know they don't seem to be doing much of anything look forward for that Otherwise, I'm going to be releasing content at my own schedule Currently as I look for a new job. I don't want to Okay, go back what Tonal I don't even play mortal combat and what are you doing here? Isn't we'll see the point where you're supposed to deliver the fatality when he's stunned and well No, yeah, he fucked up earlier and he just said whatever. I'll put that clip in the video I have a feeling he's not gonna nail this one either Well, that's thing you're playing you got you're playing against like a bot or something surely or or an autist something was vegetable or a practice robot And you fuck it up still and you're like, you know instead of me trying that again I'll just save that clip of me fucking up because I just need I just need to pad it out Also, I have no idea why people aren't watching my videos Do you do full time but You do the fatality You let the fatality okay the whole until that thing that's fun about mortal combat is that the fatalities are He disagrees with this channel is getting a fatality. Yes, there's many videos as I possibly can I'm still trying to find the best way to present It's been an ongoing The discovery Is We need to pull it back a bit I think rags why wouldn't he just Grab a different. He's only got this for a minute. Just pull a part of it. That's not terrible Guys, I'm going to be releasing content at my own schedule currently as I look for a new job. I don't want to And um, I'm still oh wow, I just got yanked around offering. It's at 1543 here in a second Best way to present content on you on 15 25 15 25. Yeah This channel it's been an ongoing disco. Let me reload Reloading All right, we are 15 28 Yep, every all right for me to you know, do I want to do this? Do I want to do this discussion? Do I want to do what are you doing? Do I want to do video essays? Guys, you're playing with the controller. What do I want to do on this channel? What are you doing? Just basically everything The little dip that he does into the water, that's so great. He's just like i'm gonna just jump in the water I'm still trying to work towards my preferred If you guys have a you know a preference on what kind of content you like on this channel You can drop it down below in the comment section and of course leave me your constructive feedback Why would you put this in your video totaled? God if I was gonna get footage for any game I would do something more action packed rather than walking in water and trying to find the right side of the boat to go to With the witcher you've got two options Combat and then pumping the graphics up and just doing going through the countryside looking at how beautiful it is But not this You're fucking up trying to say thank you guys for supporting me for so all right Where's he gonna go anyone out there that has this is where you could begin You could start the clip with this and you just sail it out and you have the camera God he like crashes or some like one of the I don't know drowners or whatever Like just rip him apart and he dies content over the past two years Because it's been a crazy ride and uh, I wouldn't take it back for anything. Hope you guys have a great day I'll see you guys. Hopefully very soon. Where are you going? Take care until then Okay, hold on. Hold on. Look at the objective. Look at the objective marker. It's pointing at the exact direction No, the objective Is listen the clip makes sense He was struggling and fucking up with the horse and the water and the boat But now he has found his way. He is steering his ship now. He is setting off Into the horizon on this lake His this channel is like his new boat. He is setting sail. He is going forward. He's leaving his horse and his Crap driving behind him and he is moving on this it all makes a perfect sense in his mind Just a way for maybe he's gonna go the long way to the objective. Okay, we're gonna go around the entire world and It is a visual Metaphor You're reaching rags. Yeah, I'm a lawyer. Do I want to do discussion? Do I want to do, you know, webcam? Do I want to do videos? What do I want to do on this channel? I'm still loading I'm still at 1532. I'm still trying to work Towards my preferred method. I don't know what's happening content to you guys. Oh, I mean, it's all right. We're we're good. So yeah, it was sad news There was beach around that little dip he could Donald is considering leaving youtube or at least slowing down youtube to pursue a um a job of some kind and Good god, tony don't Don't do this to us The best thing of who's tony I mean, i'm calling tony as a short for tonald Man found with 21 severed vaginas in his freezer Oh Okay All right, he just scooped those bitches right out didn't he? All right. Okay, jeffrey dommer. Okay um Let's not talk about it is to be fair. It is not known if the women survive the Uh, wouldn't a lot of women be turning up without those pots I'll cut a score. I left this vagina here yesterday right between my legs down there Someone sit in the chat was like we found him Florida man Give those back A man Is it from florida regs the court? I don't know. Let me actually check because it's from Florida that it makes okay, so um A danish man living in south africa Okay It's one of the two so it's peter frederickson 63 a danish man living in south africa So it's a whole mix And with that it is time We have two rounds of memes first is pictures second is videos. All right Oh boy, are we doing pictures or videos first? It's the rags. We were talking about right. You said pictures Well, total bores me. How dare you? When all he does I honestly did like the video But the way This is what happens when you make the witcher look bad I just I start to zone out a little bit and I And I just saw this headline I was like, hmm He kept an organized collection of all the body parts he'd removed over the last nine years. He's like, all right Well, the man is studious. I'll give him that Meme number one. Oh my god Beautiful I love it. That's great e-fap studios I get to be the the role model for the dawn in this movie. I I don't deserve anything like that I'm the producer That someone sent me this on twitter. They were like, oh my god. He said I guessing this is borderlands. Yeah The dawn He's cropping up all over the place This is the the e-fap starter pack The deep lore man Massives seven eleven forty six the last Jedi my chat is froze Bayowin speed runs the pencil sketch any percent category Goliath his moon Wolf of five seconds into a video Elevator music watch together sink issues Snapping the gauntlet longman bad X is implied Okay now imagine the amount of times between as we've said someone in chat just said Oh This one I e-fap website. They used to be a counter. This one. I absolutely love She came to his birthday. No, that's a cobble cut out that he has Oh, it's saturday It's got an xbox copy of minecraft Nobody to play with oh that is Oh, that's so so sad Oh, I love it. Got us some Panels The dawn wanting people to be more positive optimistic and smile more. I'm all about that legal life Who was this guy, um, oh, yeah the the I remember that video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember Oh, this is a pretty cool piece. Well, I believe the traditional e-fap. I believe e-man gameplay made this one King of the critics you got Patrick Willems jack and quitted there I like that. That's good. Yeah Um looks more interesting than the actual movie Oh, it's true Oh god You see my late wife always told me I ought to smile more Then I meet this woman who breaks my hand and steals my bike and I have no money for surgeries I lose everything. So I put a razor in my mouth and do this to myself Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling There he is unfinished third origin story I like that The lore is this one, uh, we have seen before but I love it. It's amazing Oh, oh, yeah, I this is a good one So you got the dawn looking in his mirror. It's been a year now since his wife's died Since then I've done my best to take care of our daughter and two adopted sons Uh, then you got him at the charity sort of area, I guess and he's like She says thank you for donating the charity sir. Every little bit helps So just call me the dawn and you should smile more. You look pretty cute I've also donated countless charities Spreading a little bit of positivity everywhere I go Then looks Oh god, I love it so good Yeah, I mean it's it's the true story. Let's be honest that we got this one I can't remember if it's been shown before who seeded specifically. I just know that's Oh, no, it's like you look so happy. He's got a bandage on his hand Yep, just trying to be a good guy The dawn no What we want is people to leave him alone This one's this one's from the artist that makes weird things. He's the one that drew that like Jared that was like Super like weird details and stuff, but you can't deny that some of this is actually really good work And I think it's a dawn stories wake up dawn Oh Becca He has to put on his prosthetic leg Welcome to pafe Oh god, 13 students have been killed in an attack by the toxic brood in central pafe But he works on the train station in pafe is pafe is um, like our alter mega. Yeah, mega e-fap basically pafe I don't deserve dawn He is so good and pure there's a lot of dog and he drew this by hand This is all hand drawn Robert Kaczynski It's a dawn tonight is darkest just before the dawn Oh, we need it we need it. I can't remember what the context of this is exactly, but I like to think it's when robert's got mod powers It's what you banned me for 300 minutes so I couldn't No, 300 seconds I bought it. You should have it lasted the entire rest of the night. So no, it didn't it did. I don't believe you at 300 seconds That's like six minutes It lasted the entire night. I don't know what to tell you Your computer's broken No, it was that night that the chat stopped working for like 80 percent of it. Well, then blame google That's gonna buy the tannobides non-alcoholic Doesn't even bring alcohol. I guess I need I guess I just need to start making like all my icon Put them on the discord so people can have they don't have to rip them from anything. They can get just the clean images. I'll probably do that A 300 year span Oh my god, rags Rags is the woman Oh, I love it. That's awesome I'm ballers for assessing the picture Oh my god Alphabet's the little fat midget As long as he doesn't complain We got another Godzilla one Why aren't you talking about Godzilla? That's a new move. Do you hate women or something? I'm making a video response to this hashtag. I stand with Don. How about a smile for me, huh? Let's put a smile on that face. That would be Um battery I believe An assault it'll be both it'll be all that's a threat Oh, yeah, I don't know if we'll I think you we've all seen this one before but it's worth reposting Oh, I've seen this. Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's a thing That's really good for ER. I don't think I don't think ER would have trouble surviving that Look at me still smiling That's not a whole Beowen meme It's true. Smiling is harassment. Blessed Beowen I don't feel like posting this Oh It's beautiful. That's great. This is a clone walls reference I'm just a harasser, sir. I'm meant to be expendable I really like that one. That's so sweet But yeah, this one I've had for ages. Uh, this is a part of the fact that yes, Jay is in law apparently our manager Can I speak to the manager? Oh god Oh, she's got the haircut. No, no, how did we decide that Jay was the manager? I have no idea But it was a meme and it got put into several memes as well Because this this style of drawing was in the other one. Do you remember when we're all watching something on like a tv? Oh, yeah, we were all watching tonal then or no We were watching someone else and then we started watching tonal and everyone started cheering Oh Oh, uh, Beowen, can you resend the three-wheeled raven? I'll uh, I'll put it on then because I've seen that one. It's good I'll be good. Yes. You got The robotic embodiment of queen elizabeth the second designed to keep her alive long after her natural You got a little ash pile inside I think May england live long and prosper Longer live the queen atron 9 000 This I believe Was a request from fucking ages ago and they like we're watching an old Episode they were like, I know this is old. Fuck it. I can't remember what our request was but I remember patrick williams aliens Wow I don't remember the context of this but I love that Oh, yeah, this is another beowen meme that deserves reposting because it's wonderful Oh, yeah, I see this it's an adorable adorable drawing Oh, no That's your dog. Oh, john don't kind of don't john kind of fucked up don's fine don't want to pet the shit out of uh I didn't say don did I no I just Oh Again another classic Godzilla one Pretty much the narrative Yeah It just makes sense It just works TFA part three will never come out All right I can't remember who specifically uh sent this on twitter collecting these as a nightmare Oh, so oh god. Oh, I got it. It's it's just a spider looking into the plant here looking for part three You got right a bulk of the bomb as well Oh, it's beautiful the people who make art for this you're you're crazy, but I love seeing and wonderful And then yeah, this is this is make art of the show This is a fresh off of the press's meme, but rags will love it Is there It doesn't there's no s for the rags. It's it's just ends with rag Oh man, he's on a bag. It's just of course he is Um, I can't remember if I showed this one, but I wanted to make sure so it's a repo if his a repose is fine, but um Like the e-fap. Oh Do we cover this before I can't remember I haven't seen it, but this looks nuts. There you go. It's not a button the tivity. There's just a button I guess it's like the e-fap gauntlet that has lots of specifications. You got I have tonal semi colon metal medallion dr It looks like the eye of tonal summons artificial barriers of blockage reduces reduces enemy movement to point five speed Allows the user to rewind time in the event of an unsuccessful battle By cheating uh by chanting my life. Did it fail? This move can this this move can only be used once every 23 hours Oh my god, it's just sharp. Yeah, that makes sense at the bottom. It says uh Oy wolf I live 30 minutes away from the shire in new zealand and haven't seen the lord of the rings films I also like pineapple on pizza. How do I repent for my sins? Well, never eat pineapple on pizza again and watch the lord of the rings Also go to the places because like I hear you can go to a lot of the places They started filming the movies at and that would be awesome. I want to do that one day Let's go. That's your event. Um Yes, let's go. Yeah, let's go So yeah, it's a semi colon medallion of er It gives user control of fire wind water and earth Contemporarily revive an army of ghost nazis as an assist Will some of the pika screech which can result in heart failure of the target Not bad. It's a death note reference. I'm pretty sure Uh monobrow shavings of quentin Allows user to steal the soul of eddie person who frequently ingest soy-based food products Bad Gives user ability to summon. I hate everything who can himself summon the other members of sardonic cast as an assist. Not bad, too The boil of eric butts will reduce enemy cognitive function by 97 percent. Wow That's pretty impressive results in enemies having an emotional breakdown of the site of movement even in the even Even on Let's say Even on um next flat or Level flying through A leaf even even a leaf flying through the breeze Can cause a tear duct to rupture We just have to zoom in um monobrow shavings of quentin Uh Semicolon behind of er Yeah, we're already we're we got a lot to call it cosmic egg and mix of Mix of rhino medea ghost and spider milk Gives user insight into over 19 million possible futures in five seconds gives user ability to summon rhino army led by medea that makes The hardest gem to acquire grants the use of the ability when combined with the others to enter to either destroy the concept of Subjectivity or objectivity and kill those who follow them This is achieved by making an okay sign with all of the gems I mean, yeah, I would that so that's that's the tivity gauntlet I wonder I'm wondering if that was a combination of infinity and tism, but um A wonderful piece of Oh my god It's coming out. I guess like that's actually peter or something That's how I feel. Yeah poor guy Christ Say my name. Say my name small gore iron mask I don't know what that references. I'm a sue. Is it for ek? I'm not actually sure I Don't know actually I reckon the people maybe that are that are no world of warcraft, right? I don't know I don't play either. So I don't know I think that's world of warcraft I'm not sure detail one more hammer. Oh 40k. All right. Oh, it's warhammer fantasy All right For this one for some reason I can't get you guys a non-tism link. So it's a it's a thai molar. I believe they're called I see it A bit. It's manipulated to look even better I can't open that Just ignore us okay e-fap objectivity wars jack saint is Thanos god damn it You're still the war Like the rogues gallery versus all of the heroes of e-fap Oh, yeah, this one's fucking It's been way too long to have put this on the show, but again, we haven't been doing memes. So Oh e-fap tonal days Tonal days I hope that there are more tonal days ahead. I can't wait to see more of that game He's releasing like I want to see his news. Yeah That no one on youtube has ever seen before Do you think he's gonna like make I don't know anime reviews in blackface or something You can only hold it in that yet Fucking hell. Oh shit. This is another like super awesome one Oh god I'm okay Yeah, I'm not sure how to take most of this. I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I like it What I'm trying to figure out how are you so huge wolf? Because I'm a massive no, he's just closer to the he's just closer to the Um Very stylized. Yeah, it's awesome. So it reminds me that it's it reminds me of super jail It reminds me of the we had willed you could go to in the simpsons game from like 2007 And I want to say I don't know when it came out, but I got japanese willed way I think kind of look like this. I don't know what style this would be called, but it's cool Hmm massive unit indeed Oh, yeah, and of course this I think this makes a lot of sense that someone would make this. It's important Of course Got a Two more memes that we can finally move into videos Oh beowen did uh, say that he put the he sent the pictures back to you that is the two memes I am referring Oh, I got you. This is the uh The three I'd raved Minded me. I believe you would too. We've already seen it, but it's yeah, I think yeah I think you've seen this too, but Beowen joins in through the roof. I want to skip to the next one though because I love This was Uh, he asked me to smile He asked me to smile This is like people cheer into the background He shot me in the back of the head by the way He's Way more pizza than me although I don't know I don't know face look at him Look at him. He's got a adorable face Beautiful. He's got a cute Which fluffy dragon face Go ahead I do have that ory video if you want to play through the memes and shit. Um, I've got video memes next You want to get through them and then ory? Yeah, whatever you want. I just got the link. So oh, yeah, we'll throw it in well This shouldn't take us too long, but you never know. Um this first one Is the history of efab Is the history of efab five from creamy sheave there are three creamy sheave videos Is everyone still in the watch together? No, yes Re-enter my good lad All right Let me scroll up Oh and why Yeah, god damn it rags. I can't believe you called him bowing Bowing Such a terrible disservice to such a good artist Stop acting like you are warrior Oh my god. Oh my god. I think I know who's gonna get He's the massive wacker The massive wacker Oh god, please be who I think it is the big game Big game Total neer It's just labeled Oh, I think rags is way ahead of us. Oh rags. Please. I'm at 31 seconds. Yep. If you can pull yourself back to 24 You should refocus it Total neer please Yes I'll do this. You'll barrier block it I love the space So that's uh, that's daddled, right? Yeah, it's daddled look daddled What the fuck Feel this lead a tone look It just turns into a flame wars I want to watch this movie though It's honestly something that makes me sick Can you imagine quinton watching this without context? He'd be like, what the fuck is that? Name calling He summoned bill Language I mean, how does he like think he faced he's loved happiness by edwards How dare you cut off the word of total Oh Currently there is a late edition to the beam videos to get the pictures. Oh, how am I gonna find Go on youtube work with me. There we go Oh god, okay, so this is from little potato. I'm Jump ahead. Oh boy. We have it's been a long time since we've seen one from him And it's the game of thrones once again. I might be pausing a lot It goes out E-fap has suffered severe casualties in the long No longer I hope you can count to 20 because that's how many I'm not sure that that's inherently that much of a that's a reference to game of thrones, by the way Count to 20. Yeah, I know but count the 20 I mean as a character. Is that like a personal attack? Rhino milk spider Now the remaining survivors are desperately trying to stay alive at this point, there's literally no escape You two are pathetic What the fuck It's a roll of gold It's a roll of gold Yeah, I was hiding in the room Fuck no, bitch Okay, this recontextualization has made me I'm a cut-out. It's always the same They've fixed season eight with this Torture I love it. Okay, season eight's cut-out Is there a cover from this? Oh Oh my god I love that Even though we've lost Jared we have total that he's honestly kind of better Dad old I love it. So interesting with this one What I really liked about your hobbit videos is because you were doing what essentially me and mallard do all the time So this is mall combat dead deception. This is the opening cinematic And I guess the less you guys know about it the more fun you can have with the me But I was so surprised to see this because this is a game I used to play all the time when I was younger I was like, oh wow We are the robot essentially and we pick apart what it's wrong with them I feel like the kinds of Movie like the kind of uh perspective you're advocating for would just make for really boring art We had to talk about something called meter response theory Why what the fuck is that? Meter response theory Oh, dude What we're doing is objective I had something really insightful to say here Shut the fuck up Oh god Like how any cinematic that has a revealing person coming out is basically perfect for nefap me Bitch chat Oh god, it's gonna be him. No, no, never mind Where the fuck are you coming from in this shot? How the fuck is this even possible? Where the fuck? What is this? What are you? Subjectivity Inspiring common sense To Change.org In sacrifice was in vain For the blast had little effect on the dragon king Now Can destroy this threat deception The repository This is really good loads of really good quotes in there the match the I I approve 100% I like that the dentists managed to make it into a meme Okay, this is from um, isn't it no consistency? He should low key knew he was in Germany. He should have spoke German to them. He should have learned by stand by now Like they should have seen him Imagine he didn't speak German. This is like we never got to see really German He thought why does he know how to speak German? He's from asgard Do they have a germany in asgard? He could have jumped from a plane, I guess Yes He could have parachuted down and then you know disengaged the parachute and you know jumped on him Yeah, but then I guess the parachutes it'll land it on all those people boy the wind the wind took it Bring me the wind took it I want to see the parachute just land on all those people now. I think that'll be better I just see like some people awkwardly pull the parachute off them There's like squee, they get a guy just pulling straggles and he's like oh Welcome to the post-apocalypse we're fucked Always a fan of those I really like that Right, so this is the batman animated series turned into a Mememe All right Happy draft pictures dot com I guess So I imagine I'm gonna have to do a lot of posing in this one This is old should be all right You never know especially with the music Objectives Do you guys watch this show? I'm pretty sure I've seen several episodes but I can't remember. I think I've seen some of them Yeah, I haven't I Guess I'm expecting that dance. That was good. Yeah, the other thing is really good. He's even got the silhouette in my mask thing Wow vision That was the meme repository. That's good. I like that. I like that a lot. That's great Super creative Uh, as you can tell all the bees we looked at so far very different. It's like a they all come from different sources and creativity is great Made in an afternoon an evening without sleep We very much appreciate it The masses that come to run our favorite franchise ruin our favorite franchise the mass Based on characters in e-famplar Say it If you haven't seen batman the anime series We're officially the largest masses. That's me Brought to you by the me all right And that was good. That was that was really good. That's a lot of saga That is in uh the the docket. Don't worry. We're getting there Okay Leave the history of e-fap part six Fucking t-rex What fresh hell is this Blessed pipe man Wow frog will play in the black man. What's that about, huh? You should play the green man He's destroying the Philippines Yeah Oh my god Oh, I know who's gonna be Thor. What's what's your back? It's gotta be totaled. You know Well the dawn is either is either total to the dawn. You never know It's gotta be total. Oh, yeah I was gonna say I don't think the dawn existed yet actually See now we got the funny thing imagine fucking tonal oaky in this shit Well, this guy's gonna be right. He's like why? Tattled now he's tattled When he's angry, he's, you know Infinite wisdom One of the rings is the big gay But not rags I love it What what the hell is that? Why are we looking at gendalf? I'm assuming that's all I'm only nearly halfway through our meme videos Oh my god, we're not even halfway through. Yeah. Oh my I'm definitely gonna have to pause a lot with this one Oh, yeah Oh god, just looking at the title. I know what this is gonna be deleted We're all just waiting to get there now People calling me Don saved many orphans men and women that day sadly He died after using the infinite gauntlet. He could have survived if he still had his motorcycle, but it was stolen Wait, I'm behind I I didn't see that part But not forgotten All right, this is from Theory animations. This is this is pretty awesome Any fap horror movie trailer the last jedi is a masterpiece The last jedi is a masterpiece The last jedi is a masterpiece That's great i want to go back to the uh God, I'll try and pause it. I might it's my icon just hanging from a string Can you all see it or yeah, yeah, I could see it At least there's a plea times of the beer. That's great. That's great. Are you summoning fap? Yeah, I guess they're showing the new halo game now. I can't wait to be disappointed um Halo infinite, right? Yeah, if you just say something and i'll mod you Add moderator Oh Rags Oh god, this is the moment the weird wolf was timed out by rags for 300 seconds. Why? Listen, we're gonna talk about power And how I just made him a moderator so How all of me and despair king of the moderators Visual representation I'm not putting my name Oh my god This one's dumb as fuck as well, uh, but they're all wonderful The last one wasn't dumb. That was a masterpiece about Um, I think eating going on a diet. It's not a bad idea. It's so uh, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, hold on Wait till he lands. Wait till he lands. He embarrasses me every day. He makes us all look like backwards idiots and frankly Ooh up in smoke you see that look at these pog champs I don't know what to say, but I love it. I'd say I'm in the band pit has left me horribly disfigured This one's really quick, but wonderful You're fat Oh, this is like a really awesome edit and uh, I just never got to play it on the show. So here it is It was for what e-ok one Oh, I know this one Oh my god What is that the theme for again? Wow Uh, that's the that's uh a theme from inception. The laugh is from death note Yeah, they threw it up on twitter and it was like, oh, that's awesome It's really good This is the history of efap seven This is a lot of histories of efaps This will be relevant. We watched this recently I'm glad that i'm haldeer. Yes People aren't gonna get it, but Tonals That is very true to tunneled himself Let's pause The music is probably gonna get me struck as well. Oh, you know what? Let's just hope we get pause Hey, you went to the effort of making my back of my back the blowout the black of my black mask black Rags is the giant midget Everyone has their own opinions Why would he be saying that? What they like and what they do not like Oh, that's great. Uh, my expectations have been subverted total Donathan the white For every like every like a dollar will be donated don's children hospital Don't what not for god That is how you subvert Don expectations with subvert A lot of load the rigs ones actually it's not a bad thing No Well Fuck dan and dan Did aquaman come to save me? I think yeah Hi, i'm jxz and today i'm gonna talk to you about watch mojo of all things And my rhino mulch I don't I So you can't fix this you can't it's it's a major plot point I am so done with this subjectivity shit To reach any kind of objective conclusion about the quality of a movie in terms of like a rating out of 10 or whatever You would have to apply subjective criteria, even if the measurements you've made are still objective And then that's really saying that the people who like it have confused it Yes, I should pause So you you can do that, but other people can't There's not a previous version of the timeline where you don't have it and then because you have it you stuff changes I want to kill myself The same as any other resource that if you have it you will lose it There are other versions of the timeline as this version you have it and if you have that ability You can still use that to make things better for you It's it sucks to say it but be having people call you names because you say bad about a thing They're like as part of the job I love the echo If it goes wrong then we can't I genuinely do not think your opinion on anything You can think that's bad You know when you see like a train crashing it's hard to look away literally get off the internet I guess we've I guess it's the conclusion that they think it works as it is But it's consistent but it's consistent in something that's not good I'm just gonna deny that just made any arguments at the end of it and then claim i'm right and that will be uh How would a bait will go and I will win based on my superior logic. You are worthless to me God you can have a wolf soundboard with this shit It's insulting this to meagles meagles It's more representable than Eric Would you prefer it if I were to Give you uh five dollars or stab you in the face and whatever you say I Just be clear on all of this unless it goes badly No We're not doing that no Wait, you know that's to stand by me. Are you shitting me? No requiem for a dream No No, 21 jump street and I'll go. I don't know what that is Peter Jackson's king kong No old school no ex machina. Yes plane strains in automobiles. No get hard me Um, do I have to That was that was really good. I really like that one That was one of my favorites. I think it's funny how like really really good one It ends up almost being an actual like comedy skit at the end like as if we wrote it that way Excellent editing very good very good. These people have too much time by their hands because I In prehistoric times we referred to him as the If you got a slingshot and a pebble that'll do all the work for you Off you offer like love to it instead of a sacrifice and that's the trick because no one's tried that Right no milk I We've only seen a black screened already. This is becoming my favorite I can't believe this became a meme and it was It's a different stream. I still remember cynics his little You still got to clip that up and post that while I was all the way who don't know I got a pulse for that music Yeah Whoa I think that's uh pacific rim. This is pacific rim. Yeah How are we going to oh god, they're gonna go through all that lore for that episode Yeah, I'm already I can miss like I could watch this movie In that he did after countless eons of conflict we warded him off with the novel combination And he finally fled he fled to the ocean Seeking the one nation to never sell it themselves This nation is now his hunting ground His cattle I'm of harvest May the cosmic chicken Look at full on movie Oh We would pay for this fully fledged like well produced I would actually fund this you could easily actually write a story a book at this point with the e-fap memes with like a coherent storyline Potentially we got a lot of wheel building Oh god, who's gonna be the Guess it would be Goliath All right I forgot what we were watching for a second What would the soundtrack even be for this potential universe considered it has the avengers theme load the rings music and inception music It's like a big fucking mess It would probably just be like a agglomeration of all three soundtracks with no original music so ever I'm gonna be totally perfectly honest with you. I kind of want to write a book of this just because I can You should do the promise that you'd have to go back and find all the lore pieces and put them all together I mean, yeah, you could just look at the meme page on the e-fap website and probably give you enough The idea that this is what this is what he was doing when we were on the call with it I'm hiding behind a dumpster Do you just see it like do you just see like a black? Oh not e-fap. Yeah Silhouette of a dog just standing there staring at you and then every time you go around the court He's just a little bit closer. It's like one of those videos I'm gonna be total. I'm actually really tempted to make a e-fac book now. Just It'll be I'm peeking now. He's not bad. Thanks everybody Is that way that's like that's a goliath drone Where is that coming from? Oh god Is that The last effort left for goliath's is goliath's heart He pet him and told him he was a good boy and this finally called the beast's eternal rage That's the trance you goliath only wanted love The island piece Cancer was cured All was good Except what it was Based on the truth It really is though. You could actually make that argument Yeah, that's actually it. That's my entire of All right. Well, let's Let's watch the thing here This is us are big I don't even have to pause. This is one I know Oh god, that ory theme. I can't wait to buy the soundtrack Oh, this is like that ory game Indeed Oh, really? Oh relay Hmm. He's a spooder Oh Oh my god, it's healthier What why? It's like a lot of boss fights We like this game. Oh, shit. Oh, sweet aroly brightens back again Ori and the death forest No, the will of the Shame no one buys single-player games anymore. Yeah. No, no does I love it. I love it I love it. Like genuinely that looks awesome. It's like the coolest thing. We'll get it on xbox then dude come on No, I'm getting it on steam. Come on Come on sell my long carries over time. Why do I need my xbox anymore? Halo's not on it anymore Uh, hello, but it's on pc. So it's like, why would I bother? Uh, hello Yeah, that actually means I can now At four hours and 28 minutes begin reading two streams of guba chats This is gonna be really quick Um But yeah, uh, I mean just just for those efab memes though. Holy shit. We're um So wonderful and all in a row and for anybody who's confused about the goliath meme you can find it on Jay's Second channel, I think But I am making a supercut To specifically release on its own so that everyone can discover the goliath law But I think it'll be cool To keep it as a very is it gonna be a sacred law for a little while, you know If you're not in on the loops, then you know, you just have to deal with that for a while It's a special kind of law. Why is a lot of Yeah, it's a pretty uh, deep lore. Um God Scroll in give me a sec Scroll in scroll in scroll in So yeah, a lot of people are saying counter eases in cyberpunk 20 I looked at that. I just skimmed through the halo infinite trailer. It's just like a cgi trailer or something Mm-hmm not gameplay No, so nothing if I waste my fucking time. Oh my god, I'm irritated because it looks like they're making Retarded what Cut out. I think it looks like master chief is a robot which looks retarded It doesn't make any sense is your opinion I mean, maybe I'm missing some something here, but a dude plugs according to a thing and then it turns G fund which why It looks like it's just a reboot of the entire series at this point because 343 which Great at least they're fucking admitting to it Which will be an xbox scarlet launch title Cyberpunk 2077 e3 2019. Oh, yeah, the first up is So anyway You can buy a halo deluxe arcade machine It's a $16,000 It weighs 1500 pounds to be fair seems with it I'm actually kind of interested in seeing keanu every single thumbnail just Yeah, I'm more interested in ori, honestly I know but you have to wait an old like a half year plus I know I kind of wait another eight months to play game I just play the old one wolf. Geez I can but I want to play the new one. It looks really good Um, but yeah, I'm a star all the way back at your boy artha Um, I'm a star watch through on game of thrones to see how the show looks early on to someone who knows what happens later Wish me luck. You'll have to let us know how that went Yeah Elsemilar, I love him. I shall So what dollar donation from a profile that says I'm not giving my name to a machine That's a Reference to future arbor. I like it Mola, I freaking love you dog. That's racist, but uh, yeah, I think thanks I got an edit for the dominator. Check out. Oh, I think we actually put that on the memes. So Nailed it. Uh captain marvel and lost jedi, which is worse Captain marvel. I would say captain mox. He's got nothing going for it while the last jedi has like one or two things maybe even three Oh, are you talking about ori when spider-man is almost out? When is spider-man coming out actually that's soon, right? I don't know. I have no idea. I've just heard that meme so often I don't know It's like perpetually coming out Why all the cutting out, um, I don't think me or rags been cutting out It's mainly just wolf because he's a massive Uh all hail the dawn all hail the toxic brood all hail the cosmic chicken very very true message They established that batwoman is bruce wayne's cousin doesn't that mess up bruce's character as the point of him Was that he was an orphan with no other kin and only alfred to help him through life He made his own cousin If she was younger than him Oh, because I guess I don't know maybe I mean that trailer opens with saying like batbat has left us like, um What do you why are you gonna explain that unless people aren't gonna like that? Um So happy to see my second favorite youtuber pms itch on one of my favorite shows too bad My favorite uncle creepy isn't here, but his sidekick will do And yeah, anything directed at ps. They said she's gonna be totally i'm gonna have to remember the context We have to remember like what videos we were covering at the time as well Have you watched netflix's dear devil? I have I wasn't a huge fan. I thought it was okay Um fringy loves it though, so And and I know it's very popular But I also know that basically all the other netflix shows suck or uh, but the ratings are really high Oh The view ratings you say Oh, the ratings Um, yay first live efap efap gaming cry of fear when We need to do another efap gaming at some point. We've got to get that going Matter of figuring out the right game in the right time with the right people, you know Did you see the tweet I tagged you in person saying i'm a sexism and you're saying captain marvel is a villain But you wouldn't say that the terminator was a villain. Oh, yeah, I probably did I was in a couple conversations with that. I gave up on it after a while because As you saw today, she's a robot for some reason you have to explain this to people Uh, when I talked about the donner cost, I didn't think it would become real Well When you get enough dons cloned and killed Could give it such a name Don can't be killed you're gonna be hurt brutally They should have made gedora orange gave his heads blonde hair and replaced his roles with make america great again There's your commentary. Oh That would have gone a little bit too far for people because the whole uh protect the earth and be kind to it sort of thing was Pissing off a lot of people anyway. I didn't even really care about that message because I thought it was so tizmy altogether Like the idea that we'll save the planet by allowing millions of these enormous monsters clamor all over it. I was like, um Okay Maybe it's because I'm one of those people. It's like I don't really mind What the damage is done to earth. It means we can survive Obviously the irony of being like if you cause a mass extinction for the human race by damaging the earth and no, yeah Conversations to be had but yeah, the big character just sort of was like, oh, it's just if everyone dies. Whatever. It's fine Um Godzilla movies always look like crap to me. I've never seen any of them because of that. Wow It chiply you're gonna you're gonna piss some people off. So I think a good route for a godzilla film. They should do Gendi Tartakovsky's style no dialogue story told with visuals and audio with just kaiju I mean, I I check it out Give it a shot, you know You should watch godzilla final wars I have no idea what that is, but I think I've seen that recommended previously as well Hey mauler and rag my girlfriend and I keep fighting over ray and plank because she thinks they're actually good characters. How do I convince her? There's really strong female characters out there How do you convince her that there is? Sure, I assume you mean like real like real strong female characters. Well, I would start her off with aliens Yes, alien and aliens and walk her through there and explain notice that this is our protagonist And we don't make a big deal about the fact being a woman isn't her entire character She has actual things and traits going on with her and then just ask her questions Say, could you identify why ray and plank or are good characters? Can you can you tell me about them and after you tell me about them? Can you actually tell me the scenes that you learn any of this stuff? Or is this just Is this are these just things you're putting together in your head? I actually think about the scenes that we see Don't fill in the blanks Good chat Divorce her dub her bro dub the gm all his laws break up Find a new girlfriend Um, hi, uh, would godzilla have been a better movie if it had a big monster sex orgy I mean either way it would have been a huge spectacle, right? I can't say that I would have made it worse I would have been down for that Oh Yeah, the writing was bad Especially the humans killing the planet and shit also science lady. She wanted to save the world by destroying it more It makes complete sense. I just like that. She falls back on her plan like the moment she starts seeing the results of her plan and people are like, ah, but Inga dora made them all evil. It was like, uh, in the literal previous movie king. Gadora wasn't even around The monsters were destroying shit. I just like that's such a bullshit argument that the film invented Does rhino milka counters a real job I don't see how anything is more real than rhino milka Yeah That's the most down-to-earth job you could possibly have Gonna watch the new godzilla today and don't want spoilers. I won't be able to watch the stream until later Say hi to future me. Hopefully the movie isn't really bad May the dawn bless you for sparing spreading his good name I hope you loved it the k.h. Avenger. I hope you loved it I don't like juice too sugary. Also the whole nation racking thing gets on my nose too. I get it Very clever if commissions aren't jobs neither is peace work Peace work What's peace work Oh, you know just like work that you do when there's peace Like it's not spelled as in like wall piece. It spells in like a piece of something peace work Oh, oh, that's just a part-time job Your full-time job would be a whole work. Yeah, the point with the whole real job thing We were discussing that whenever someone makes some kind of weird gay keep the argument for what a real job is You'll find that they don't even agree with it. Once you explore enough jobs What are you gonna say? Well, I guess if you're a author you're not a You're not a real worker if you're a artist. You're not a real worker The argument I was seeing from people on twitter was like, uh, yeah You know youtuber is not a real job. It is real work, but it's not a real job It's like, um Hey Like you don't have a boss. I think there's one of the requirements. It was dumb Uh, finally caught my favorite podcast live. Yay. Love the lengthy streams and thanks for uploading them after too Enjoy how y'all get me thinking more about writing as well as the enormous amounts of tears brought forth from laughter Hashtag I stand with the dawn I mean The last three streams have been very dawn focused. He's just keeps he keeps coming up We have to keep defending our guy because I mean fuck Lawyers are coming after him now Literal lawyers. It's kind of No What can you say youtube's youtube's falling down? It's falling a long way. You think they'll reboot game of thrones after george is done with the books I'd like to see the old cast make cameos kit harrington as benjen for example game of thrones should have an ending like roh mo sopranos um I don't know what they're gonna do I think it would be a long time before we could get another attempt at game of thrones If if we get another attempt I would what can't harry as uh Um, that's tough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would be a good way to put him in Oh, hey, it's psasitch. Hey, that was from unknown. I believe I'm not sure if they know each other. I can't remember um Just seen just rides vid complaining about game of thrones. I've not seen that yet But all I've heard from people I saw like the first two minutes I think and I know that people would just say just like one of those hypocritical videos ever because he's just complaining about all the things That he was like, like that's the thing. It was a good video But you know his standard is completely contradictory. So Yeah, you just counter every single point you may spy. I didn't notice that in my 20 years of youtube completed. Why is susan still so damned damn bad at a job? You think she were filthy goyam or something? um She even commented all the stuff that's happened recently. I don't even know if she's still in charge I have no idea how old it works Not looking good lately. I don't know. I bet that ad guy likes the alien channel I bet that ad guy likes the alien squid in the watchman comic Hey, well, he read that recently. Is there an alien squid in the watchman comic? Yeah, it's a giant alien squid that destroys new york. Hey Spectre is the last Jedi of bond films also. Hi rag Hi Hello, I didn't see specter. Was it that bad either of you guys seen it? Uh, I've never even heard of it. It's the James Bond movie. I don't well wait. Is that the um, I think I No, I haven't We've we've got no thoughts on such things cinch on e-fap too bad adam doesn't know jack about And these dark times too bad adam doesn't know jack about game of thrones always the sidekick now get luis on and complete my youtube avengers assemble moment Yes Lee yates mien's wha peepee I don't I don't know if that's like a spell Different topic, but I gotta say I love death stranding So I just trade a homo's a demons women named mama good guys protect a white baby based kajimbo Um, if the dawn and tonal teamed up could they defeat godzilla king of the monsters? I guess we'd have to ask someone like rags. What do you reckon? I'm sorry say that one more time. I was thinking so dawn and tonal teaming up Could they defeat godzilla king of the monsters? Hmm That's a tough one I'm gonna have to I might have to reduce some research on that and then get back to you because I don't think I'm I don't think I'm confident right now in making a decision Uh, would you rather get a tattoo really the maybe category? Would you rather get a tattoo of pro jared on your junk or be spanked by a spiked baseball bat for 10 seconds? Silly mr. Massive spanked by a Spiked baseball bat that Uh for 10 seconds. Oh wow, um I'd probably get the tattoo. Yeah, I can get the tattoo removed. I guess Yeah, you can get your tattoo removed or or alternatively you can just go over the tattoo Like I could just say ink the whole fucking thing. Give me a big black dick And boom, there you go. You got one to mention a spiked baseball bat could actually do some permanent damage Yeah, I mean unless yeah, like I I you know, I I gotta keep the back looking You know right proper nice, you know, like I can't have holes getting punctured into my Backside all that like that's way worse That's way worse. Don't want to ruin the back door. Let's just say that Yeah, man I mean if it was a if it was a single spike and it was not particularly big And they kept hitting me in the same spot and it just went in my butthole and didn't actually puncture anything That would be one thing But that's probably not gonna happen. It probably doesn't fit the spirit of this question So I would actually get um pro jared, um his his face tattooed on my penis But I guess the real question is Listen, that makes sense. But would you Have you made Uh, the decision between would he face you or would he face outwards? hours Yeah, I wouldn't want him looking at me. Yeah, but I don't think we can choose. It's gonna be the guy who makes the thing, you know Well, I would want him facing outwards and the reason for that is very act is actually very very simple First off, it will be Oh boy Well, what what's gonna mean Is that the people like so if someone's sucking your dick, right? They're gonna get the worst of it because yeah, obviously Great fucking dick rags. This is excellent. We should do this more often but Small complaint small complaint minor aesthetic complaint. Um, I got pro jared staring at me every time I pull back my lips And you would close your eyes that might yeah, I didn't close your eyes. Don't worry about it. Daddy's got you But if you had pro jared facing you then people would assume that that tattoo is for you to look down at pro jared and See him staring at you on your dick while you stroke your dick So people would think you're really weird. I mean, they'd think you're really weird either way But they're that you're doubly weird if he's facing you because they're like, oh, is that that too? That tattoo's for you to look at. Oh That's fucked up. That is disturbing but also true Yeah, so that's um Yeah, that's my uh, those are my immediate thoughts if I give it some more time to simmer. I could probably think of Some more but I think that'll do for now. Um, I've got your money's worth Yes Is your sister also a skull on wheels, mr. Moore, uh, the whole family's like assorted parts of a skeleton So like Can't re-specify them because they would essentially be doxing We'll see it during 69 That is a good point. Um The un see here. Here's a here's a trade. All right. Let's say you get jared on the underside So positive and negative right the positive is that part doesn't get seen nearly as much Might be able to get away with it without people noticing Um For the most part only the camera guy is gonna see it But man getting that on there the underside of your penis getting a tattoo there. Oh Man, that's gonna be rough. All right. So we're getting a tattoo anywhere there going to be yeah Yeah, but but especially on the underside Okay Wolf are you circumcised? Yes Yeah, well there you go I by the silence. I'm guessing wolf is just conceded. All right Yeah Yeah, let me go to my board uh and put another tick mark here on How many how many ticks are on wolf's board? Oh, wolf doesn't have a board yet when I need you see I get them on a I buy them when I need them so wolf wins. I'll go out and I'll buy a board But that makes a lot of sense. I was saving a bit of money here Stitch and efab together. It must be my birthday Set up a warning beforehand. Damn it. That is a good question. Jay. Let's discuss that. Would you rather get out of the tip? Oh boy, what a choice. Ah, that would be rough I don't want to choose either of them We go with the part in between both Oh What if Oh, what if like would you have to choose your left to your right or would it have to be like a smaller one on both? I don't know. We need rules We need we need we need some rules here. You just uploaded a video wolf I I just recorded the ori reaction the upload Oh Health video. Oh, well, I knew people were gonna ask me about it because it's my favorite games. All right Snap out the reaction. I'm gonna I'm gonna read out the title of a video and I wanted to guess who uploaded it Why this fallout youtuber couldn't avoid drama the truth about oxhorn I can't imagine who it would be So anyway, sit should efab to oh wait, I read that one said set up a warning beforehand Dammit can't catch these lives without prepping my milk and have no spiders You guys should get alt shift axon as well. Keep up the great work I would love to have him on but I seriously doubt That he would but I you know, I always say that about people I should always just try I'll send him a message at some point and be like, hey Go about game of thrones Uh, nothing cures a hangover like an episode of efab. Love listening to you guys. Keep up the great work Why thank you lucas Finally saw it live. Here's some money from mother russia. By the way, my girlfriend thought the all female shot in infinity war was embarrassing You mean end game because the infinity war was fine as far as I was concerned. Oh, it was terrible as awful. It's an sjw It was nowhere near as bad as the huge midgets, dude The large that was pretty large Godzilla is a better hero than captain marvel. I agree with that um Your pal rags of house efab first of her name the undressed queen of video essays that Can colonial marines and the first queen of odd and so Uh, lisi of the great youtube c protector of the realm lady region of the seven kingdoms breaker of beds and mother of wolf Well breaker of beds That's uh, that's a I was so glad I did that. I'm so glad I can fucking check that off my list It's still broken too. That's the one we do with jeremy and uh, jeff that episode where you explained to wolf that uh you broke It was it was the homonym thing it involved breaking beds. I can't remember. It's there's a lot of efab lorda keep track No, I don't I don't think so. Was I don't was that was that a live stream? I talked about that You said it's still broken. I try not to get on the bed on that spot that's something like if you Dueling with dual home homophones, and then you said homophones Dual homos this year and dueling with homos and you break the bed and you said it's always in the center I think I can't remember efab scholars will definitely study that I generally the center of things is where they break because it bends the most there. That's where mine broke. I agree kind of I tried watching the mist on netflix and got about 10 minutes in before some emo kids started talking about patriarchy and white privilege Uh, this kid's chin and forehead collectively make up less than a third of his face He is ugly and should feel sad. His opinion is also mongoloid in nature That is that is mean that i'm not even sure who he's referring to it's probably the First dude be covered By the way rags, who you pop to review when? Bilge what now unipop 2 you're gonna review it I've heard you love the game what okay You know what I what review for what something what to Unipop have you not heard of it? Oh Yeah, I played the first one. It was I mean I mean look the pay off for the work that you put in Not really all that great the thing is I have an internet connection. So my access to unrestricted free porn of basically any kind is limitless So if you're gonna make me do some work for it, you're better be a pretty good payoff, right? No, it's a it's okay. It's fine. An indian chick is nasty, but I just feel like uh I feel like it's not quite worth the effort games a little cheap I'd rather undress gals in real life. I I know that's assault, but yeah, I was gonna say dude Do you want to go to jail? Like what the fuck? Are the girls there don't don't give them the male gays don't give them the male gays. That's all I ask I want to get fucked by a rapist All right The sojourn is every way I do want it types the left wing version of the jewish conspiracy Oh, I could see how you could you could pass them back? I guess But there are misogynists everywhere. Look at this rags creature Look at him staring. I'm staring at the chat all the lambs I'm staring at the chat. I'm looking at what the fuck you guys are doing over there I see through your lies. I know you whisper dissent among the ranks Uh shit like this made me into a single issue voter. I now vote for whatever makes makes hoes mad. Oh, I get it Oh, I guess I have to answer. I have no plans to do honey pop to the sequel to honey pop one I don't actually No, I don't actually uh How dare he criticize our dawn hang him. I mean we can't don wouldn't want that Wouldn't want that. He's okay with being criticized. He gets it a lot from people who just don't understand the dawn The dawn asks someone to smile. That's sexual harassment. That's from wolf by the way That's a fucking guy donating like some kind of disgusting creature It's told to smile equals sexual assault dismember's own baby in the womb Waman's health care hong hong Waman's health care hong Hey, muller and co. I'm curious considering what's going on with captain marvel being a hero but acting like a villain If you heard about upcoming amazon series called the boys I have not the boys. I haven't heard of that. No, it's an upcoming comic book series Where a justice league style group of heroes are in reality complete villainous jerks that need to be brought to justice in By regular people. All right. Sounds cool. I think it could be cool Hopefully it's done. Well Yeah Dawn doesn't deserve this shit. Fuck this prick probably never experienced parental love or something. It's it's quite possible I bet carol doesn't even drink rhino milk I think it's safe to assume that The dawn is kind enough to offer a stranger a ride somewhere and this idiot acts like it's a bad thing It was sexual harassment. Yeah, unless you know as long as we agree and it's punishable by law We've literally got two very authoritative sources confirming this guys I wonder how many cases that guy's won like as a lawyer. I wonder if he's like shared his public record and stuff It'd be interesting to see. I wonder if he edits the videos or if he's got someone to do it I don't know Just wanted to show a little support for you guys I've been binging all the e-faps for the past couple months since I stumbled across mohler Thanks for introducing me to rags and wolf work too. No problem. Tony. I'm glad you're enjoying them It warms the the the cockles of one's heart to know People would actually watch all the e-faps. Apparently it takes eight days right now Who knows I really once it'll all be done That's how much does long as one lord of the rings movie. Mm-hmm What's your guys opinion of the star wars land that opened in disney land two days ago, which is heavily based on the sequel trilogy I watched doom cocks video on it I would I hear that I hear that they banned people from wearing star wars costumes into it. Oh Let me let me double check that but that's what I heard. What's it called star with galaxies edge? Oh, is that what it that's what galaxies edges? I didn't even know that I don't know is it um Star Wars got yeah, it's a theme park area uh Let's see star wars galaxies edge costume So it looks like Uh I'm trying to let Let me see Yeah, galaxy's edge is the thing that uh Collider people wanted it invite you I guess Okay, you can't wear star wars costumes and galaxies edge not even the ones on sale Disneyland's new star wars land is enforcing the themes park theme parks official costume policy Why though so dangerous alone Yeah, the park requests that guests age 14 And up not wear costumes particularly those that look too similar to star wars characters Um The unspoken rule behind the rule the unspoken reason behind the rule is to keep park goers safe and not allow bad intentions guests to misrepresent disney and its characters huh If a costume guest wanted to cause trouble they could trick other guests into believing their official members of the cast Given the other other guests bad guidance and being a general nuisance Yeah, it's so guest to get confused with the staff. All right, that's you'd think they would have had that problem Long time ago Like and they would have it was just a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of right. All right Yeah, we wouldn't we wouldn't want anyone to ruin the star wars brand would no That would be that would be terrible if that ever happened Oh Don look how they massacred my boy. I know Well, I was re-watching a ds2 vids and found that ds2 and scholar first invisions are in the version I have I have all deer as a boss, but the hide nights are still Scattered throughout the game wonder if my bug drawer if updated I would not know that's interesting. Um At this point my ds2 knowledge has been sapped because it's been so long since I've even Thought too much about that game, but um This possibly it might be an update. It might be that there was a way to make it happen. I'm not sure but uh Imagine being such an ugly Forget that you push to degenerate society into Sodom and Gomorrah in the hopes that if standards get lowered enough They'll finally catch some busted used up Oh my goodness Ra Ra has a lot of takes. They're very interesting Uh, movie ball was debating. There's some things that it's like Yeah, like r.a. I guess He does a lot of Ra Ra Ra is an egyptian god. I'll have you know ranks Yes Movie Bob was debating ricky javais on twitter on why it's okay to throw milkshakes at people I think he wants an excuse not to drink all the milkshakes Um, I've been interested in seeing that Oh man here it looks general Here's a good idea to live by don't throw shit at people. Just don't do it. No, they don't throw shit at people Disagree with and it Like don't don't be a four year old not even nazis really stuff not even nazis Not even not even nazis. No, they're not doing anything illegal. You just can't you can't even mass murdering nazis Mass murdering nazis. Yep. Yeah, can I throw a milkshake at them, please? Yeah, you're gonna have to point one out to me I'm on eFat 29 almost done catching up. Love you. I wonder if he's made it. You're on 29 Still got a way to go Imagine any of this captain marvel stuff happened 10 years ago What happened between then and now that so many people find her behavior appropriate? Thanks for all of what you guys do Uh, love stitch I I don't have any clue What the hell happened and I feel like you know, they accuse us of being like wow if she was a guy You'd be okay with it and I'm I would accuse them and be like if she was a guy you wouldn't be okay with it It's like this weird perspective people have I guess Um, how would they feel if the dawn's husband came around the corner and saw that? Oof, that would definitely uh Oh Would change it up quite a bit. That would be really interesting actually It's okay rags people who listen to a new sake easy and tend to be women. They're retarded and It's why Daenerys burning kings landing is logical and in character Wolf is back. Uh, did you uh, well what toppings did you get? It was a halo infinite trailer with a side of volume this time Yeah Yeah, so I so I was wrong thin crust or thick crust Hey, I I guess I shouldn't have a lot to conclusions given that I skimmed through the video muted the first time but uh No, he's he's still human But now it makes even less sense than that because I don't know if it's a reboot If it's a sequel if they're ignoring halo five, I don't know what's going on And I don't know why people are excited for a trailer that literally shows nothing about graphics But you know because graphics are the most important aspect of any video game Yeah, this is said it before I'll say it again 343 is really great at advertising things and they're really good at making games look pretty but that doesn't mean anything Right people I do Um, I can't stay for long. I'm at work, but I wanted to ask you guys What if the coming star wars trilogy is written by d&d and directed by ryan johnson? I mean, I'm pretty sure they'll be ryan and directing because they like to do that But if your scenario is running through it would just be a matter of like well And they can they do any games? Yeah Oh, it would be sad. All right that georgia or martin games if that Uh, gonna catch this on mula later take my money and say hi to that massive wolf for me when he gets back Oh, wait this that's sexual harassment. Yeah, I won't do that. I don't want to upset wolf Hey, this guy in super chats wanted me to tell uh, you hi wolf He said you're a massive. Oh, you just harassed him. Oh, are we are we really like almost done then? I mean, are we almost done? No, it never ends. We did never ends Uh, we are less than a sixth of the way The less than a fucking hell dude. Oh I gotta go there like 30 minutes. Are these the super chats from I was gonna say, yeah, I I will I'll go through them all until I'm done. You guys don't have to stay. I'll make sure they get there Yeah, I'm not I'm sorry. I'm um, I'm not staying I I won't be able to honestly gonna take me a long time I might hopefully they don't ask any questions that we have to discuss fucking hell Well, this is the thing. I don't know how else to do it, right? Send me like whatever questions people ask me specifically and I'm streaming about the E3 games sometime this week Not today some other time like yeah in a few days or whatever. I mean join do the same to you Rags I can like put up two notepads and just pop any questions for either of you and then send them both and you can both Do streams? I don't know Yeah, then I can just like just rate them off at the beginning of that stream and here. Let's do this How about right? How about um, wolf and I We can go and we can do a stream with our reactions To moller reading out all of his super chats You fucking pull We'll start So it's because I can't I can't stay to do this live stream So you start a live stream and I'll join live And as he live streams the efap Chat super chats Then we can we can re respond to it Are you like serious? No, no moller. It's a stupid idea. I agree with you. It is a stupid idea The people in chat are saying you should too Um, so anyway rags 1911 versus nine millimeter, which would you rather have? Um, that's an odd thing because 1911 is a gun and nine millimeters a cartridge So you're saying difference between a gun and a cartridge I'm assuming what they mean is 45 acp versus nine millimeter. I mean I prefer nine millimeter Weapons I have many myself I mean the gun that I keep by my sides a nine millimeter. I've got one that I carry I have a 1911 and it's lovely But I I just have a I have a preference for nine millimeter I just I prefer the capacity and a little recoil And I it's just it's just taste. I mean, there's no real winner. There's no perfect There's no perfect bullet and there's no perfect gun except the ak47 No, it's all about what's built for what purpose There's a goal Superman didn't break the neck. He just cracked it. Oh That's the reference to Being able to contribute much to these super chats because that wasn't part of the stream. So I gotta jump out All right, sir. Um, all right. Yeah, fine Good good. All right. Just leave Good everything. Well, enjoy dark phoenix and message me what you think Give me the best thing I wanted to do is send me a number out of 10 You don't even have to put out of 10 just send me though, you know between zero and 10 Just just the number itself and I'll know that's all I need Listen, um, I hope you enjoy your thing I will not be watching the phoenix I only watch white phoenixes Frankly, yeah, light phoenix fair enough. Why don't you clip that and fucking put it in an art Maybe they will yeah Yeah, I'll see you guys later. Yeah Goodbye Hey guys, this will hopefully be the first stream I can stick around all the way to the end Also loved your recent game of thrones content rags Oh, yeah, man. I've I've always been a big game of thrones fan for nine years Blood sweat and tears. I haven't really gone into it at all. The rags dragged me into watching episode three of season whatever Yeah, man Like it was bad episode three. I needed mauler To just I needed to just bend his ear. I needed to vent to mauler about how shitty the show had become Uh rags find a way to conceal carry and smithin. No, no, no, no this is this important distinction I didn't say there's no superior firearm. I said there's no perfect I if I did say spear, I misspoke. There's no perfect firearm much like everything else. It's a tool. It's built for purpose Yeah, like a sniper could be the best for sniping but a pistol yes If you want to kill someone far away you want to use, you know a marksman rifle If you want to kill someone if you have to carry something concealed then obviously that won't do the trick So it's purpose everything's a trade-off That's the nature of it Yeah, like long range sniper short range nuke mid-range grenade like that's kind of how you That's a typical Rags find a way to conceal carry a smithin western 500 surprise 50 cal Um, I think I know what that I think that's the big ass revolver Well, there you go. Yeah, that's that big ass revolver. Jesus. That looks so uncomfortable to shoot I would never buy one of those talking hell man That man didn't get his head sliced off. He just had a blade held up to his throat threatening his life. Wait Uh, what's that referencing? The meme Which one? The one with um ER Wait, what was the super chat that man didn't get his head sliced off He just had a blade held up to his throat threatening his life wait Yeah Why am I blanking on that? What does that mean? Oh, I'm just um, not in my head and saying yeah, oh and everyone will think I know what I'm talking about I'm sorry, respected salmon. You've been disrespected because I'd have to be completely maybe chat knows I'm completely bewildered on on what that is. I'm afraid Um FFS this this happy cricket eater his women hate him I remember which oh two minute two Okay, uh, hey mola love tfa part four part five could use a redraft Oh, and then they put a spider with with the uh crystal ball Apparently people are gonna love part four, but part five is gonna be something that people feel is a little bit rushed Uh, that's a prediction from the spider. So I will now take extra time on part five just because Movie Bob's halo reach review. It's insane. Um, that would be something for wolf to check out because I haven't Movie Bob halo reach Is it insane because he hates it or loves it? I mean, I guess we could do that. I don't remember a lot about halo reach though Yeah, now this was um, this was a while ago, but the ratio was pretty bad at 721 up to 1.2 thousand down I wonder what he says What are the other comments? It's a five minute review top comment. Um You basically admitted at three minutes that facts hurt my argument. So let's ignore I know this video is an attempt to seem deep or maybe a self patronizing. Ha ha. I overanalyze everything But it's pretty pathetic how you're pulling one view out of it and ignoring everything else for the sake of appealing to one demographic You can just as easily say halo is in fact sexist against men Because it says men are one dimensional characters only capable of being energy rifle fodder unless they are sensitive And care about their CGI girlfriends more than the fate of organic life I pulled that theory out of my ass much like you did with yours In reality the context makes or breaks the hidden theories The overarching theme of halo was contradicted by both of these theories the theme setting the characters everything makes the context And by ignoring it you end up making a shitty video with too many Le funny may maze instead of Well, that sounds like something we should cover I will put it in my notes It's a short one that I really like the islamic state is comprised of people of all ethnicities fighting for what they believe is a Facelift trying to conquer them and denounce their ancient culture as barbaric and evil glorious caliphate confirmed for good guys I could do this video I kind of do want to watch it. We won't be able to finish it I probably gotta leave 10 minutes to get ready to go. Oh, well, we'll just save it for another I actually can't show up without So I I do need to do on it. We'll save it for the next e-fap phone Yeah, yeah, let's actually do that. Let's get wolf in here and Very well another star wars or not star wars. Sorry, uh, another halo You know nerd type. Mm-hmm That'd be really cool Because I really liked reach I liked it a bunch like I wolf's anti-reach right? I really Think he's anti-reach. Mm-hmm now in bed. I'm anti-reach but For the halo games. I'm definitely pro reach I enjoyed it, but I'd not Uh, that was fucking when I first when it came out. So I really wouldn't have much to say on it as substantive Um Anyway Thor tries genocide is exiled and stripped of powers bad captain marvel threatens the dawn steals dead wives motorcycle Hero I know right Dr. Strange refused a nearly impossible patient which came back to bite him when every doctor refused to take on fixing his hands Oh, yeah, oh my god Dude, this I just skimmed through the timeline of this. Um, is this video? I'm gonna escape this. I haven't even started it It's the same editing style that he's done and this was this was like eight years ago Yeah, he hasn't changed like at all It's the exact same fucking thing Every once in a while, there's a meme face or a meme picture And I'm like man Wow It's like if it is broke, don't fix it. That's his thing If it if the exact same thing he's got the little meme faces Hello fortier. I see you in chat. Some of them are the same one Some of them are the same pictures that he's been using for eight goddamn years. Look in fairness Uh yms does the same thing eight Yeah, I mean yms uses the um The uh, one of the rage comic faces he uses the face of himself looking really like sad and you know I haven't gotten tired of those faces. I find a boy But I mean if you're trying to point out that movie bob hasn't evolved or anything then absolutely But it's all the same It's exact same And it would be one thing if like yeah, it's like it's the same thing But I've refined everything about it and it's so much clearer and crisper now and it's all great No, it's not it's it's the old crap is just kept the same well then Yeah, um, actually like that Extra bit about dr. Strange. It makes that a lot more interesting the um, is refusing patients Ends up hurting him big time later because he gets to feel well. He gets to be on the other end of it What if don is an old Jew who aged well and captain marvel just assaulted a holocaust survivor Hello racist and nazi pill department. You're right. I mean it could be Lots of lore to it Hello to my favorite toxic brood mollet. I saw your series on amnesia versus somer. I loved it. Keep up the good work Also host the dawn on efe We would totally do that. I would pay that guy to come on in character Just talk to us as the don it would be the best thing Uh, look at Of all of as long as he does well clearly he hasn't but the edit it was bad to begin with So Like eight years goes by and you're doing the same thing and it's always been bad. I'm like man. All right I don't know if I could do something the same for eight years. Look at your stuff moller. Your stuff's changed My stuff changes like every video because I get new ideas that I want to do Well, how how about you find something that's awful and just stick with it forever Why are we listening to super chats with spider bad is coming? Look up one minute 40s vid wonder woman is a whore ignore title But a clip from justice league war how a real female hero deals with people wonder woman is much better than captain moll I agree with the wonder woman is much better for sure. I just I didn't think that movie was that great myself Rise efap nice nice bag of rice Slash and dash scorching torch. Oh, we finally made it to a fifth Don's fault was being nice Had he bent her over and reamed her while telling her that her father was right about her the way she would have done Would have been to write a blog post about don while cheating on her beta spouse All right, what's that I started game review channel called mark the cyborg and could use some feedback The vids are similar in format to rags weekly reviews on eg so the efap audience might enjoy them. It's mark with a c Check him out. If you'd liked you guys Apparently they're similar to rags format Good luck sir Rip boogie 2988 that that meme will trick me forever until the day he actually like dies that I'll be like you guys Cried wolf too many times Then it'll be released Wolf cried he did when he lost his pizza Press s in chat to salute boogie If we give medea all the infinity stones, she will have the power to avenge dawn I mean I'd watch that movie again. These these are very good ideas for movies. I'd say um Godzilla big dick energy. Yep To be fair, I did love it when dr. Strange as an ass The other thing is the film was saying he was an ass Godzilla was a girl in the 98 in the matthew project Is Godzilla a girl in this one? I thought there was two godzillas in that movie. Remember they kill one and it's like I don't remember I don't remember either You may I'm probably wrong I know I don't want to I don't want to stereotype with I wouldn't want to misrepresent godzilla 98 that that film is It it did lay eggs. She laid eggs. So Gonna go out on a limb here Roll the dice Probably gal God bless chris hamsworth for knowing Thor is objectively stronger than captain marvel even the comics say so Well, she disagreed. Thank you very much Regarding captain marvel's likeability, she's the worst heck did devil enjoyed hurting people But he is more likeable because it's an acknowledged character flaw while still having heroic traits agreed The meme repository brings you an offering check your twitter. Hopefully I we watched it today Um people die for siding with captain marvel in civil war two She leads several to their deaths including her lover war machine even Magneto disagrees with her and she dismisses him as guy who compares every with thing to hitler Wow I wonder if they'll go in that direction. I somehow think they won't Oh my women are f king Retired and shouldn't be allowed in kitchens because they burned the house down there. I said it. Okay jail me I mean that lawyer would make a case for it So the dawn offering carol a ride and asking for a smile is sexual harassment, but rose forcing a kiss on fin in tlj isn't Yeah, but Gotta understand power dynamics Yeah, well, it's different because rose was really attractive So it makes total sense that he'd be down with that How dare you getting some of that getting some of that sweet Sweet rose tco booty No Wow, that was hard to force out of me bro. I could feel your pain. That was that was tough. That was a tough one I don't know. Don't make me do it again. That's what about his I mean, that would be a request Just just a request for an answer about Contradiction for that person if they were making those separate claims, I guess I mean the conversation Wasn't about a specific thing in a different movie But fair point This stream is sponsored by gilles. Oh god. No, how do you do it in my swamp? Oh mg guys for the last time you can clearly see that wolverine skin is not black. He is clearly a villain. I don't I don't think that's the the argument anyone would make but Braggs, can you link to your book? Yes, I can. Um, I'm putting the finishing touches on it right now. So, um, I'll get with The reserve on amazon is called iridescent checking Iridescent. Oh, yeah, because of the uh, I had a Iradiation experience. Yes. So now I'm iridescent and I glow in the dark. Irradiate specifically only certain parts of me Yeah, uh inset whole guy if your dick could glow in the dark Would you have your dick glow in the dark if you could have that if it was a choice? I think I go with yes. Why not? I don't think so. I don't think it's a permanent thing Uh, I think it's a permanent thing So like it just in the dark. It just glows. It's like Rudolph snows. Oh, no Well, yeah, I gotta say no if I if I had a preference. I'd say no Yeah, all right. All right. Yeah, it's very nice Insert whole guy sarcastically applauding the futurist gentleman the futurist is here She sees all she knows what's best for you Whether you like it or not better. Watch your hands with this chick. Yep. That's all in civil war I remember that bit It's very much more applicable to captain mullet. Can you do an unbridled rage of civil war? Why would I do that? Why would I lie about the movie and claim it's bad? That would be awful. At least Zod asked people to kneel. I stand with the dawn um Yeah, yeah, he doesn't force people to kneel. He asked them to that's much Um ask wolf to release a kindle vision of his book Downs I think he's um, I think wolf said he was inspired to write a book about the rise and fall of the rome fire Yeah, based around but it's based around the emperor who actually is midget I think he wanted to do one for the eFap empire as well No, he said he was gonna call it little Caesar That's racist So I work really hard on that So I'll take a few ha ha's in the chat for that one. We'll we'll we'll we'll see if they say it Here we go. Let's see We've got some about the dawn and mothra Oh, you're gonna lull. Ha ha A. O. A. A X eFap Oh, you got a boo. You got a boo Yeah, well you go fuck yourself You got to get a heckler once in a while Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Um that's harassment. Yeah, that was to monetize your channel because I'm an lg q person And that's harassment. Being immortal doesn't mean he's exempted from laws with the fuck. He still feels pain included when he extends or attracts the claws About I'm really not sure what video that's about at all Ground table. I've waited a long time for this moment. My toxic friends also known as ever really dawn true They wanted the dawn to slap her butt, but if but double would not do it Yeah See roses are women. So you might think finn Ray pedir here But finn is black so he didn't also. She's asian so she oppressed him. However roses ugly as balls Trinay gook Or thus these are racematisms So the real oppressor is luke the white man Uh, you should get brad brad on that boy is a legend brad brad that sounds like a familiar name Not sure that is Catching an efab live at a reasonable hour. It can happen Sexual harassment is not a justification for assault with a deadly weapon because lest we forget her powers are nuclear arsenal level or worse That's true You could probably obliterate earth if she wanted to That makes sense. I mean, I don't see why not. She could literally just Fucking slice through the center of it and then we just be fucked A girl in my college told me Sells it on the black market I've um, I've actually got a head out. I got to get ready for the shindig I hope this shindig is a good hoot nanny Oh, it will be quite the schmageggle So with that I'll um, I'll watch the rest of the stream later when it goes live on Mooler and I suppose what I'll do is I will catch you later I'll be back later tonight We'll keep a track or maybe maybe a question that is specific for either of you guys Yeah, you bet Done and I will um Yeah, um Bye-bye gonna go off breaks bed. See you later. Have a good one Hey What a massive First time I've ever soloed on eFap. I remember this. I've ever done this before it feels terrifying I've got such stage fright. How will I ever read such super charts? Um poor lone Mooler. This is weird solo eFap Um a girl in my college told me. Oh wait, it's gonna force me out of the call in um In discord because when you're on your own it doesn't let you stay in Um Wait for tears in chat. Can I just ask him to join to not say anything? Otherwise, I just gotta turn discord off I'll throw for tearing Nerd Wow, dude Come back and hurry up and put my socks on. What chat said rex quick come back. Oh, well It's basically I realized that if I'm alone in the thing that'll eventually boot me out And I was like, oh, I'll just have to gross. I'm not in here Okay, so that I can keep the thing on the screen, but you know for tears you see your old Right Well, uh, um, I'm gonna go now. Um, have fun, ma'am I will. Hey, it's ma'am. I said that ma'am. Nope Wow, you said no and then you left so I couldn't even reply didn't that fucked up Yeah Um a girl in my college told me she liked my sweater and started stroking my arm I dumped a milkshake on myself Threw up my arms and started yelling hands up. Don't shoot. This is what feminism has done All right, the famoid cries out in pain as it strikes you. These are very strange Superchats round table is a homosexual version of upper-bend Oh, I remember us reading that out actually Which means we're finally up to possibly a third of the way through the previous e-fap. We're really making progress guys That muslim in raiders That's from the previous e-fap. Yeah, like youtube fucked up and so I couldn't read them out And so I said I'd read them out next time and now we're at this point where I'm still reading them out. Um And it looks like I'm about Just over a quarter of the way through all of the superchats and I started reading them like an hour ago So That muslim guy stopped donating Oh god, yeah, they're still coming in fuck that muslim in raiders had the right view on women fact Okay, I I can't the woman the muslim in raiders. Oh, I haven't seen raiders in ages So there's probably some kind of comment some guy makes Um, this guy is a massive that's fair. I think rags implied. He's a concealed carry holder He is absolutely took his test relatively recently to get it renewed. I believe Why he's talking about the laws today Um Literally saying it's not the scene they chose is a better defense than what these people come up with But no even what they didn't go with was also right somehow Yeah, if the defense of the captain marvel scene was that they didn't actually do it You'd be like, oh, well, you know what? Yeah, and there's like why why you talking about it so much when it wasn't even in a bubble blur and just like yeah, I can I can see that as an argument But no, they um, they're just going ahead and just defending the whole thing. We're like, no, this is all good. It's all good Um, there is no women on the online only lizard people What what is what is what what is your opinion on that photo? Uh, well aren't lizards uh known to very commonly be hermaphrodites? Yes, but technically there are a little bit of men as well. They're mo-fry-dates. Yes Yeah, yeah, yes Why do you criticize videos? They aren't even real. Um There's some that are real most of them aren't really right But some are and you have to treat it as though all of the marks you can't tell which ones are real which ones aren't Do you guys think UFO videos are real? Yes, did you guys know spider-man's coming out? I did and I believe Forteer's probably looking forward to that, right? Yeah, that's pretty soon, right? Isn't it like can you check that early here all day? And I just decided not to google it Let's see spider-man far from home Damn it. I clicked the wrong thing next nominee for sad feminist handy this bozo that feminist handy I assume this is still about the guy who's defending her Third of july Third of oolai. Oh wow Mola, how's your tfa part three video coming along? Um, I haven't started yet the editing yet the script is done. I'm still working on my game of throne stuff Which is coming along episode five? Uh video is coming and it's probably gonna be an hour and a half It's gonna be fun A non-white cretin white knighting and virtuous signaling. There is no more unsightly and pitiful instance possible I wish people would listen to bezmanov so that they understand why these NPCs should be stopped Criticized and actively resisted Well here you go This cuck will make these videos for two years and not get laid then he'll either drug a girl or prep up. Oh, oh my Oh Crush crush in front of him. Oh God of the sun did you guys only watch ory? Yes I don't think we watched anything else. Yeah, but that was updating us. I don't really care that much about anything Not even cyber. Yeah, now's john wick four I don't believe you even though those are now stages ago. Why are they now's john wick four e three? Why would they do that? Well, I mean it was a meme in the twitch chat but uh Yeah, he uh, keanu reeves was in cyberpunk in the new trailer. I and then actually came on stage. That was That was actually pretty cool. I have to admit Jonathan wick came on stage Yeah James wick Jonah wick. Yeah, james hill. No Jonah hill Jonah hill rolled out on oh wait, I can say that's a fat shaming This is why we need to close the border Man got the alert to the stream an hour and a half late. So you only missed the introduction sweet Yeah, let me give you a donation from paypal using a system called the super chat on the youtube media platform from the interwebs Yeah Stop talking about captain marvel spider-man is coming. That's that's a new efab meme. It's fantastic Glad I finally caught an efab live. Thanks for streaming today guys. That was the other one we did but Yes, I'm glad you enjoyed it I'm working on writing a story for the dawn before he meets the dreaded plank because why not maybe some efab adventure titles Efab versus space fish. Why why would she be space fish? Unless you're saying that's what the dawn was up to he was fighting space fish. I could You could see it Stop dazzling me with your ignorance your shiny half-baked head is burning through my retina like an acid made of stupid I was magnus the red tts um I can't remember who we covered after the thingy that that might be referring to shiny half-baked head Who's the sidekick now stitch? They didn't use a name. I'm afraid for for the person they were Yeah, there's been three references to stitch being a sidekick. I think that's to do with this podcast Finn was a first-order salvager But yeah, I'm possibly uh, yes It's actually true all of it if they kill off phasma it'd be consistent with her character Um in the ninth episode i'm assuming you're referencing and yeah Oh my goodness. Uh, have you all seen break? Did it phasma die? Well, they could easily just bring it back if they wanted to right? Oh, it's one of those off-screen deaths. It's one of deals Have you all seen bright burn and if so, what's your opinion? I'll see your response on moeller after work Um, I've not seen it, but I've heard good things and I am interested by the concept basically like superman, but evil Why not? Have you seen the trailer of it? Oh, yeah, I have It's actually like What lots of whistling Oh in the trailer What you meant in my mic or something? Oh No, the the trailer like I remember when I first saw it. I was like, oh my god. This is like ripoff and I was like, oh It is actually a ripoff like on purpose Yeah, I think it was just a sort of like hey, we should just do it and just new ip whatever Pretty fun movie I won't captain marvel to sit on my face. That was from veto. That is a sexism. You can't say that Unless you want to say that that's that's how that works. I'm pretty sure Uh, wait, can he say it if she allows him to say it? Like what if your boyfriend no unless it's okay? Oh Like I think that does make sense and if you disagree you probably a racist. I haven't actually checked My race, but I'm not disagreeing though. I'm writing it down here. No unless she says yes Yeah, I think that's Pretty straightforward like when you chat you'd agree. See look every single one of them said yes Except for the guy who's at you. Well that that guy's that guy's a wrong Maybe that guy spelled out his name with numbers instead of letters Took me a second to figure out what his name was I need to like things on twitter as well Let's forget to like things on twitter. It's like a rude I'll be doing a rude Oh, there's another meme. I'm gonna have to save that for the next time No worries And uh Email making noises. I apologize for this ill Professionality it is quite mild acceptable Smile is making noise Excuse you Smile Dude, that's I think you you've probably upset three cultures Oh god, I'm so sorry. Come on imagine watching this shit and trying to argue if it it isn't sjw propaganda Oh, you're talking. I'm assuming this tube chat is relating to your model. Why didn't the blacks use the magic balls on tony? Um, I'm thinking the magic balls couldn't save tony from his his his wounds Oh rags, you beautiful dog. Oh, I love you. So Rags is gonna have an interesting set of messages slash questions. Oh rags You beautiful Dog go I think my brain is running out of steam. I'm not even spelling very well right now I love you. So there you go my fault Well, I blame you for most things Don't scare me like that colonizer. What are you talking about? I'm not arabic I don't I don't remember that happening in the movie and if it did that would be offensive, but um Yeah, there's a lot of crazy things to sort of think about with those lines It's like Wakanda wasn't colonized, but it's like And they they kind of colonized the other tribes. Yeah, I said it Wakandan doctor Evil colonizer me you neglected the slave trade Wakandan doctor peaceful protests by burning down my city Oh, I remember. Yeah, that's another thing They sort of let happen and then blame everyone else for it happening when they had like the most advanced technology It's interesting. It's interesting Time to listen to both eFap and tgbp. Woo. Oh, I believe that they only managed to stream for Like a half hour or something because they the chat wasn't working. So they just like we're like, ah, it's fucked We stuck through for like an hour of no chat working. It was terrifying Despite being 13% of the global population Wakandans produce 50% of all scientific breakthroughs. I know that mean Smaller a four-legged stool is mathematically more unstable in more positions than a three-legged stool get debunked. You massive Yeah, but I was thinking more you take a four-legged one and you remove a leg as opposed to placing the three legs in a You know statistically better environment because the triangle is one of the like strongest Shapes or whatever, right? Isn't it one of the strongest? Objects or whatever the the way it comes together. I I I used to know this Yeah, I think so because uh, if you Break like if you make it not a triangle then the whole structure just breaks, right? Like a square you can reshape and it will still have four corners, but if it's not a triangle then It breaks Either way triangles are cool squares are not cool It is it is a square square see jay learned it in fifth grade, which means it has to be true Oh, you guys just don't get it black panther is correct about everything because black people were enslaved by jews Oops, I mean white people. He he You controversial super chatter Smartest shuri took a car made by toyota and gave it armor and remote control Tony Stark built an AI capable of autonomous flight and super heroics Yeah, but shuri did more than just the car thing did a lot of things Message to my fellow blacks. We've wasted far too many years on these broken white boys Time for us to return to Africa to Wakanda. Let us go I mean you'd be a pretty cool place to go like for a holiday if it actually existed I don't want to ride on all of I want to hang out in all the cool high tech shit. That's that's what I want to ride a rhino, dude That's another armor the survey is literal cancer. Oh, we're finally to mundane matt survey There we go. We're almost past this stream. Maybe the the the previous one This only goes to show how supremely inept mundane matt is I was only going to do a small super chat But this massiveness is awful. I know Hey guys, sorry. I missed the last stream. My father was waiting for an organ donation But the doctor had his hand broken and motorcycle stolen. Oh, I remember reading that out The doctor's name was that don no, it's uh, it's a name Jesus fucking Christ. It took half a fucking hour for that to work. Did all of you at least clap? Uh, yes YouTube get your shit together. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this is probably when the chat dies Things got exponentially, exponentially bad after sn1 fuck d&d Oh Yeah, everything slowly got worse in game of thrones pretty much season six was much better than season five though Using money is the only measurement is pathetic con artists make money. That doesn't make them good agreed Voter lives matter. I haven't seen a single episode. Even I know it's Uh, shit. Oh, there you go I pulled over the side of the road to vote. Oh So we did a vote on a straw poll We were like everyone needs to vote it because the idea was the bundled bat had a survey To prove that people actually liked the last season of game of thrones And uh, the survey was a grand total of 2000 people were involved in the survey And on the question of did you like enjoy The show 63 of people said yes, I believe yes or yes Greatly or something like that But that particular question was only asked to 300 people out of that 2000 And um a large amount of them were also asked you a fan of the show and they said no So it's probably the most useless survey ever and we decided to do a straw poll and just get the number to Above the amount of people that were asked in his survey and then be like see more proof Apparently this guy pulled over just to vote That's um That's some commitment right there. Dimitri. Thank you Don't worry about me not knowing a single thing about the issues at hand for the vote. It didn't stop me in 2016 elections It's not gonna stop me now All right, then I guess since the Transformers movie made money, they must be good. Yes, that is how that works It's over matt. I have the middle grout Man man bad Did you watch the cornetto trilogy your thoughts? I adore the cornetto trilogy. It's amazing I actually recently watched shawna the dead again because uh I think it was like on tv and it was just casually put on the background and ended up watching a lot of it It's good shit very very good shit Uh when d&d further ruined star wars blame george lucas Why would we ever do that? The only way to save captain marvel is to make her the overpowered hero that everyone is afraid of Breeze a good actor when a man tells you what to do. Oh Well, wow, dude, i'm betting captain marvel 2 is gonna be amazing and she's gonna prove all of you misogyny is wrong Um Have they revealed who's gonna direct that? All right, am I gonna try and keep the same team as the previous one? I don't know Yeah, because that was such a good film also If d&d ruined star wars, surely there'll be disney's fault for hiring them, you know Thinking about it Oh unless wait, that was probably a reference. That was a reference. I think can you ruin something that's already ruined I would say yes because terminator has been ruined like four times now That Porsche was a series But yeah, I was a reference to mundane mad basically said if you didn't like Game of thrones last season you have to blame george not d&d He's a very smart man poor George Uh Girl, I know asked me to buy her a bad dragon Very well I doubt brown tables positive cm video got striked That's an interesting point. I wonder if it did because like everybody's coverage of the deleted scene got hit with a strike And obviously the curious interesting thing is what a video that's covering it positively Get struck and I'm possibly possibly never find out. Is there a way to find that out? Um I guess we just have to check his twitter see if he talked about it ever But I'm pretty sure it never went down as far as I'm aware, but who knows But doesn't it show up like the like in the info section of the video like contains Bababa from It contains stuff if he didn't get hit with a strike It wouldn't say anything right, but if he did and he appealed it it wouldn't say anything anyway Oh, okay Um Why are we still talking about just in quotations two things? Ironically Bezek proves what rag said about sex being more entertaining when you care about the characters Yeah, I agree with that. I've seen the first season and wolf. Why is your first book out of print? I want to read it Um, well, I'll put that in the questions for wolf We'll make sure that he leads the Oh, fucking hell. This is why is it? Okay, fine. I can't even copy. Okay. There's The other section. Why is it it highlights the whole thing stop? Okay, fine That didn't Fine. I'll just say why Is your book out of print? I want to read it That might be if that might be happening then because two people have asked about that now Whoa, I'd suck a thought out of dawn's ass. That's That's that's on you, but fair enough to me, it's uh Obvious donny just needs some good hugs and Yeah, I think we should be the ones to provide if if he's you know lawyers trying to put him in prison I think at this point we need to be the ones that help him out Wait, wait, wait. Is he requesting a hug? Do you want to get beat up by marvel? Yeah, so dodgy actually Yeah, you can't just go requesting like friendliness I would go as far as saying that's racist as well. Would you agree with that? I think you'd agree with that I mean it deserves an ass kicking. That's for sure. And then someone should probably go and steal your stuff as well. Just, you know, to To make the point even more clear I agree like take your jacket For example, for example, they could potentially just take your jacket and your bike if you have one so So I have passed over now to the superchats of the current stream Which is a great landmark. Um, and the first what is I can't believe I used to like you guys Oh man, there's a muller feels right there. It's like we finally got it. Oh No, um Wolf we love you. I'm gonna put that in wolf's things We love you first Oh The person followed up with because now I love you so they're saying I used to like you now. I love you great I get it. Hello my sith lords Super excited to see this guys. Yeah, a lot of people were really really interested in seeing us cover the legal legal thing Have you have you seen that? Legal eagle. Yeah, the guy who basically says that um captain marvel is Legally within it writes to do what she did to dawn and that deleted scene via self-defense because he technically assaulted it I think I just got cancer from you saying that Yeah, that's uh, that's how most people felt reasonably Yeah, we covered it. It was a disaster That it was the season for this is a weird season finale for season three of efep We even have rags of wolf here at the end of it. It's gonna be weird Uh Ban muller from england. Oh my goodness. Wow. I'm actually on time for an efep. That's Excellent. Good job, sir So don't worry because most people kind of miss them regularly because we come up whenever randomly decided to does is Weirds fail me my favorite threesome is on I can recommend a series love death and robots an 18 part animated series Blair studios who also Who also makes halo cinematics? um Yeah, I heard that a couple of people in my uh class have seen that and they said that it was like Really like weird but also really cool and like it has a lot of different shit in it Um, I've definitely heard it before. I think someone's recommended this on efep before actually I will I will pop it in both rags and wolf selection recommendation Just so that they actually get to see it because again like I take well I say I take recommendations I I do my best, but there's a whole list that I want me to see I usually go with that one first and I haven't watched anything new in a long time I've been trying to watch some of the expanse and I'm thinking I think I'm watching Chernobyl with with with wolf soon But I've just been working on the game of throne stuff So his efep season 8 I've heard a lot of good things about Chernobyl as well. I've only seen episode one and it's been pretty good Uh, I'm very much interested in seeing the rest of it Which is kind of cool because it's already happened and it's still something. I'm like, oh man I can't wait to see how the story adds Boom like well it's fine So is efep season 8 going to be worse than game of thrones? Well, yeah, see so we're in the golden age of efep. We've got one more season That's apparently going to be good Then season five is going to be catastrophic Then six will be like a resurgence. We're kind of getting there again. Then season seven Fans are going to be like, oh guys, you're kind of doing the same thing you said you wouldn't do And the season eight everyone stops watching And then season eight is when I join Like for full and then we make a prequel series that everyone kind of likes is okay with It'll it'll make sense. Trust me. I'm definitely memeing the queen now. Oh, yeah, you did do that and I put it on the thingy The wonderful relationship the efep has with this A nice big circular um Is it symbiotic relationship when yes, I believe that's correct I put pineapple on a blind girl's pizza once it was hilarious. Oh my god Oh Shit shout out to the dawn foundation for curing tizm he did do that Yeah, it was only it didn't work forever though because in order to maintain it. He needed both hands and Marvel stole that from him Rags your new intro added several years to my lifespan. Here's money for efep Um, I will get that message to him. His new intro is awesome. So Uh, it was beautiful Hmm take my money daddy take it so hard. That's oh no I mean it sounds like a nice person. Yes I make my game reviews. My latest was on bloodstained curse of the moon and rags is one of my primary influences I also speak 300 times more like a human than tonald despite being actually part robot That is uh michael j fox has park in sawns Which makes you do the tizm moves People taking wolf out of context Nonsense. Nobody does that by the way. Have you checked robot's heads dawn, but not forgotten. Shit. It's majestic. He has one of those Amazing wolf it's been ages more to take those coins. Hi rags Friendly dude Yes Imagine watching john wick and when gunfights break out of the camera Focuses on the civilians running away instead of on the action my brother on how they handled the fight scenes in king of the monsters There's a lot of that in king of the monsters. It's randomly cuts to people running going. Oh my god. There's a godzilla No, I don't care Godzilla eat them Whoever said there isn't a good story and godzilla is stupid both the og and shin godzilla examples of a good and decent story retrospectively Sorry, and uh, well, that's the thing. I don't see why you wouldn't have it Good story. Go for it. Who is more powerful crapton marvel or remlazar. Oh, it's remlazar. That's not really a competition Captain marvel wants to be that powerful Objectively jedi fallen is disappointing so far. We did talk about it at the beginning of the stream We weren't that impressed hoping it's gonna be a bit more Interesting as time moves on I suppose I mean I I only saw I haven't seen the entire like gameplay thingy. I saw like the first five minutes of that video that's released and It's kind of weird because I wish I would have seen the controller of the person playing because that combat could either be Really like just boring and spammy But it could potentially be kind of Sekiro ish because it looked like he was parrying and stuff And you have to parry and then counter attack and so so like I think that the fighting system has some potential Depending on what the controls actually are Yeah, but it could also be very very shit We will see I that's pretty much my higher position on that one Hoping it'll be great though Expected captain marvel commentary got porn discussion Oh Probably um probably us yet. I'm horribly irresponsible with my money. So here you go. Have a nice week. Why thank you Clayton Uh Godzilla was disappointing me to me because the monster battles were really underwhelming to me They kept cutting away to the humans when it was getting good. Did I watch a different movie to everyone else? I like the monster fights, but I still accept that they cut away from the the fighting a lot as well. Yeah um Yes, this is gonna be super chat all about Godzilla now Monsters are the protagonists humans are the supporting cast like how Thanos was the hero of infinity war take out Thanos and only follow Avengers and movie sucks Are you still like the avengers? I like irod bad and capitan america nana Wolf I know you're busy with efap and all but I really need to come over here and work these tits you saucy bitch I'm gonna Be that Make sure it gets to wolf Of course, he'll hear that it's important like Don't see how he could progress in his life without hearing that it's very encouraging Free youtube bread bucks. Wow. Thank you The environmental part of the movie was the same as sam l jackson's and kingsman. Oh, yeah I remember that an interesting um idea Mola, I don't understand why you think somer is a horror game because my cat didn't feel scared once Yes, yeah That's a pretty much the single identifier of um, whether or not a game is scary I can't exactly do that Rag is clearly consoles beat pc because I serve my corporate overlord and wolf. Hello Yes, I'll copy that for rag What did you say foetier? I heard that shit Oh, I was just saying it depends on if the cat can spew out tentacles and shit from its mouth Oh That makes it a little bit scarier, but I don't know Mola, what's your favorite game? I usually say metroid prime And then I often said super metroid as well, but there's a whole bunch of ones that explore really high like resneval 4 is one of my favorites um Dark souls Uh Amnesia they're both very much up there There's a lot of games from a lot of genres A tough question to answer honestly. I'm invested in sweet sugary love with aunt jemima. All right The spider-man is coming out and it stars the dawn. Oh my god. I'd love it if dawn was in the new one I have to disagree Mola most Godzilla fans go to see these movies because they see it as monster. Oh wait I did actually respond Did you do the last e-fap super chat somewhere? I just did them Hopefully gay gay rick is able to Knows that I hope so any Wolf I was very sad to hear on your stream from last wednesday that you'd lost your passion for making videos I just want to tell you that although e-fap will never be the same without you. I support you 100 if you choose to quit um He did um sort of get comments like that in the stream. So hopefully You would have gotten a sort of answer from him if you wanted one as opposed to just telling him that but uh, I will make sure that message gets to him. Mr. Chip I'm not sure if he actually acknowledged it during this stream. I remember someone mentioning chiply think Yeah, like I said, I'll make sure I send it across He appreciates it the wolf is very much a wonderful part of e-fap Some say e-fap would never be the same without mr. Because I mean we'll never get zero like how he bites people's heads off. It's actually quite quite fun You should have seen him and rags were losing this shit with the legal legal guy Fucking counts as a salt if you put your hand on somebody's map Okay Um Final wars is still the best Godzilla movie. It's tardid, but awesomely tardid. All right I think that's fair. I have to see it Since there seems to be a lot of debate on king of the monsters, would it be possible to get d-man 1954 or mr H reviews to discuss the movie on a future e-fap? They're big Godzilla movie fans and enjoyed the movie and had some criticisms. I mean I don't think me wolf all rags really care that much about Godzilla The only reason it keeps coming up is because people are very disappointed that we said that it was poorly written And we you can tell we're a little bit confused by that But I'd say that I think We're mostly clear on it. There's gonna be a couple comments on this this stream I imagine that are like no, you're still not getting the point And if there's something sort of new that I definitely have missed we'll bring it up in the next e-fap, but um I wouldn't expect much more Godzilla talk other than we're gonna have any fat movies for the 98 Godzilla eventually We've recorded four e-fap movies, by the way. I gotta edit all of them I gotta edit another mini I've got to edit the the bonus stream for goliath memes And I'm still working on the Game of Thrones stuff and then I got TFA Um, it's a nightmare, but we're getting through all of it eventually. It's gonna happen Just like getting through the super chat I am a huge fan of the Godzilla movies But I'll at least admit that most of them are objectively terrible despite my subjective love for them That's kind of how I feel about a lot of big monster fight movies I'm like, yeah, Godzilla blasts him with his atomic breath and his face fell off and it's like, yeah But what about like plot and it's like, no, no kids Does Godzilla have that in the older Godzilla's? I believe so I remember people being really disappointed that he didn't have like atomic breath in the 98 vision in the 98 vision you have straight up fire breath It's pretty cool in the 2014 one I just did that Yeah, I don't I don't know why but my memory of Godzilla is just you know big monster who just Walks on top of things It reminded me of some reason that Hulk when he goes big monster I don't know why but I never remembered him as shooting stuff So when I saw that and the not this one that came out Now because I haven't seen that yet, but the first new rendition of Godzilla And he did like the laser beam. I was like wait, what the actual fuck did he just do? When his tail like lights up all the way up to his head because I was like this is so cool I don't know if anyone mentioned this but check out shin Godzilla the human parts in the movie are actually pretty decent It's the american ones that have the dumb human stuff I didn't like the humor stuff that much in shin Godzilla, but I thought it was better than the american one for sure Uh help rags. I got caught in my own zipper again. No, well it's a dress to rags. So I better make sure I can't I can't be I can't have rags going through his life without being told That uh, someone's trapped in their own zipper, you know Hello again. Just dropping by to say hello there to all glad to see the main crew back in action to tackle these idiots I stand with dawn absolutely Everyone defending the film because the monster fights. They were better fights than almost every other Godzilla film with any other monster in it. I don't understand how these fights are good I like them a lot. I liked everything with King Ghidorah, but maybe the spectacle overthrew my ability to uh Rationally pass it out. I don't know On king of the monsters the story was good, but the writing such dialogue was hit and miss You'll see better writing in Godzilla when the villain is When Godzilla is the villain rather than the protagonist fair enough What were you going to say there for today? Well, we'll chat hate me if I if I ask what uh What this spider-man meme is so When we covered the the first guy on the previous e-fap His video is talking about how he thinks is dumb that people are arguing about captain marvel And obviously the reason that's happening is that new delete scene got released And he sort of skits around that and tries to make it about the fact that like people just won't Captain marvel alone Um, and like one of his arguments is spider-man is coming out soon And we were all just laughing and now we're using that as a meme forever It's like why are you talking about this spider-man? It's coming out and it's gonna get even funnier when spider-man is released We'll just keep saying it's coming out soon Uh, molla, please watch the older ones like violante and try to explain the human parts of that The scientists take Godzilla's DNA and put it into a rose bush rose bush Older movies get kind of nuts that sounds fascinating Other than I said though, I'm not too interested in Godzilla movies in general. Um, but I can definitely tell there's a lot of fans Activation can go f itself a rebooting card activation. Oh, that's supposed to be activation. But yes They are doing that and people are gonna buy it You know, it goes it's gonna be interesting There is a Godzilla movie that is close to nothing but fights called final wars Yeah, there's seen a couple of recommendations for that now Perhaps we shall check it out in a few Have you seen star wreck? In the perkening it was a budget 15k cgi made with regular pc so most frames in battle took over 10 hours to render Oh I have no idea what that is. Um But interesting isn't 10 hours pretty fast. I don't know for a single frame multiple computers. I don't know Oh single frame. Yeah, that's probably pretty much them I thought it was the entire scene the most frames in battle took over 10 hours to render So I'm assuming he means each frame Uh, are we going to ignore Vera going full than us? Most people might pretty temporarily goes full than us You're not allowed to criticize Godzilla until you've watched each and every Godzilla movie then everything makes sense. Ah If story doesn't matter in a Godzilla movie, then I guess the first one doesn't matter, huh? And that's regarded as the holy grail for the franchise. I've not seen it, but perhaps that is true The plot was fine just like the plot of the meg was fine generic stereotypical and genre driven. The plot of the meg was dumb as well I see that one It's a sheikh movie Look at Brie Larson finally out of pe for a laugh I don't know one that's reference I'm assuming it's like a parody video of some kind out of pe or pee Uh the Godzilla movies in the 80s to 90s had decent stories and something like final wars in 2004 embraces its stupidity from beginning to end Do you know what I mean? There's a lot of Godzilla fans in this community I think the there are probably more Fans than haters so god so Yeah, I would imagine so most things have more fans than haters It's not star wars or game of thrones There are two easy references. I wonder what the district for that is right now actually If there were no monsters on screen or nearby the people there was no reason to pay attention to the screen Um pretty much actually yeah, I agree with that remove the story. We only want monster fights I'm happy with a story. Just make it simple and consistent will be fine then Well, I can understand their point to a certain degree one of my favorite movies is pacific rim the first one And there are definitely parts of it that require you to turn your logic processor off Again though, that's fine Because i'm fine with that and like literally everything if you got to do that do that But like as long as we don't like as long as everybody's on the same page. So yeah, that is dumb, but fun If you can have good films by the way, I I watched a whiplash today. I've never seen that before. Yeah, I should have watched There's one I did watch that was pretty good It is not I haven't seen before. Yeah, I liked it a lot. It was one thing that didn't make a lot of sense, but Oh, yeah, what was that? It's fine Uh, how it seemed like The jazz teacher had planned out to embarrass him on stage Yeah, he did when he Yeah, but he just happened to to see him play at that thingy They never would have met them. I see happened to run into that place. It's opportunistic. He Had that gig anyway, and then he was like, oh, I can fuck him up Yeah I don't know felt weird to me in the scene. I don't know Um The very original 1954 film is unironically one of the best films of all time even according to these nasty critics Half the chat says watch the 54 film watch it. Do I have to watch it guy? What do you what do you think? Do I have to watch a film from 1954? No film was good in 1954? Everyone knows that the Godzilla one. Yeah Is that the one where they have like a doll as Godzilla fuck? I mean, it's 1954, so Yeah, the black and white one like I said, it would be on a list But the problem is that there's a lot of things on this list And then eventually we probably fall through and it's not like I don't want to watch it. I'd be interested. I just you know I tried to type Godzilla without looking at the keyboard and it became gizuka Gizuka almost 1954 let's have a look at like a guy in a suit. I think Well, I probably is a doll He looks so cool. Look at your little Godzilla Oh, there's a picture of him eating a train. How cute that's offensive I feel shin Godzilla isn't dull mainly because of how much parody they do regarding the bureaucracy of the japanese governments And non-action during the 2011 tsunami near nuclear meltdown That's probably an element. I missed when watching it. Maybe I didn't realize that was the The dillio hopefully no super chat issue this time. Nope We're making it right the way through I don't think the last stand is as bad as people say. It's not anything amazing But it's not god awful either seems history is repeating with dp um Maybe I need to rewatch the last stand, but I do Maintain that apocalypse and origins are both terrible Don zilla real king of the monsters is greater than god shiller king of the losers I So thaw is a transgression doctor How did thaw come into I don't remember now because we've just moved on from Godzilla talk to the dark phoenix talk Ifap is to god zillers. Oh, yeah, we did that one out. Hey boys. Been looking to catch you live for a bit now Thanks for having sitch on I've been lobbying for that for a while. All hail the toxic brood. Yeah Yeah, we did get him Finally out of p is a song 16 year old brie sang. Oh I think I've seen that actually I saw it on twitter never been like what the fuck I read that ahead of time. I'm sorry. He skipped the cue everyone, but it was it was it was a relevant piece of information. I'm sorry How dare you do you think that i'm gonna write it now? he'll be chat riots There should at least be chat riots Chat come on do it I will pull out my gun Do you have the molar gun? I do Dressed and gun there you go I like the path crane just went re re I've been pulled the gun on you guys. Don't you do it? I also have the policeman molar as well Yeah, you just you just smack them with your baton Yeah, if you want to use those emotes, it's actually a pretty decent way to Maintain support of channels now as well. It's just the join button thing is essentially the same thing as twitch, but There's no tears. I don't think and then you get to have goofy emotes. What more could you want? beautiful Uh, did you guys see slash care about the new pokemon game? I didn't but full tia might what do you care about? pokemon I really wish I did because I was a huge fan for a lot of years, but I really don't anymore It makes me sad I wish I was a fan, but i'm not Sometimes caring isn't sharing, you know Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Oh blue jay. Oh jay can now do people in the chat What are the remotes do I even have on here? I forget I got more feels more rage more heart more. Yes more stressed more stop metal leave me deep be More was smart more the gun Mel leave me be is the perfect emote for when anything bad happens I should really like that about Kind of happy ghost because happy ghost is horrible Oh wait, so is happy ghost the The thingy they get next to their name. I thought there were everyone was typing that emotes Before everything they said badges. Um, I think the badges I could have sworn the the ghost one was actually pretty high up. Let me let me end the ships Then everyone's got a ghost one. So now i'm like wait Oil two badges there we go, so Uh, oh when you're a new member you get the ghost Okay When you're a one month you get a butterfly for the butterfly milk two months you get a rhino rhino milk six months you get a milk Great milk one year you get a rhino drinking the milk and then two years you just get a rhino with milk on his lips As you can see they're very inventive Also, look at this dude. I know where is this Uh 20 people are two months six people are one months and then 30 people are new members How did that happen I guess you advertise it when it was brand new and never again until just now Great sense. Also, what did you say? who to I Oh, yeah, isn't this like a like a direct ripoff from twitch like with Loyalty badges the joint system like everything is like just taken directly off of it It is a complete ripoff and we should sue Oh, they should oh this guy has the rhino Four months I don't know how long we've actually had it going, but yeah Well, I have a wrench you guys don't have a Oh We can probably get a new emote now actually Let me check custom perks. No custom emojis I don't have a rhino, but I have a wrench get fucked guys. Oh, yeah, I can actually add a new emote Okay, let's see what the options are quickly. Let's unlock a new emote for everyone How quick is that I don't know I guess we're going to find out Um, I kind of want the mola lul because I can't have lul and I really want lul. Oh, can we have the varus ech? Varus ech is funny. I want to try it see if it works Mola varus Holy crap. There's a lot of people coming in now Oh, trees Beowen or ba oh baowen. Sorry the dragon baowen nighthawk Eric steward. Thanks guys. Thank you very much. And I have baowen is a bit a mumber Oh, I have to keep reading the super chats just one second. I just wanted to see if oh, yeah, it's varus. Eh, there we go Beautiful Oh my god Yeah, fuck it. Oh, wow What it's a little bit dark I mean, it probably looks pretty good on phones. I don't know Hard to make out can't really You have loads of them kind You do look stressed gun varus ech Uh, anyway, yeah, I should I'll continue to read How far into the mario now how far into the this stream Donation, sorry. Let's look see How many Christmas I haven't refreshed this page yet as well. So there's only a Guest a mission but a quarter of the way through today's one Woo and time limit is eight hours and we're at six hours sixteen minutes. So we should be able to make it. I think I reckon And Um, okay a granddaddy mauler daddy rags and wolf oni chan Do you guys have any favorite movies where the focus was the visuals or music like space odyssey or fantasia? Favorites that are focused on visual I um Well, I mean the question was a direct at me, but I like the one I don't remember the name not just because of But uh the the one that where everything is tied to the music Oh, baby driver Yeah, that's one even though the plot is really Yeah, I trouble enjoying it. I still for that reason Um, but everyone's different with that sort of shit because I was gonna say 300 is a film I actually really enjoyed for the style the music and the visuals even though I'm pretty sure that film is pretty tizmy Everyone is forever green Thanks everybody for becoming members. That's actually very Very helpful for the the channel in general And you all get to have tizmy emotes. Look mark just made use of all of them except varus. Why would you why would you do this? Someone ban mark, please What do you think of Alex? Why did you scare me so? Welcome Alex castle Uh, what do you think of the new godzilla? Um, I guess that's all the beginning of the stream So if you're hearing this now person, uh, it'll be on The mobular. It'll be right there Uh, gonna watch later. Bless you boys bus Thank you very much Rakita law is greater than legal eagle Uh, a few people mentioned rakita law. Apparently they're responding to legal eagle as well. So hopefully I can check that out. It'll be interesting Entertainment writing has gotten worse since legend of kora and in some cases better gaming has gotten better somewhat But I have more fun replaying kingdom hearts one and two cheers wolf I Don't know which part of that was directed at wolf. I guess that's just sort of Here's the wolf in general, but Sean bush Thanks for becoming a member. That's clearly bush What is the difference between b us ch and b us h? Uh, there's a sea serenity Oh That makes sense. Oh, yep. Oh because when you oh, yeah, okay I get it. Thank you And it's actually shone bus That's how you pronounce it. Thank you shone bus for the membership. You're a nice mid should it's been Uh, would you guys Excite would you guys excited for a new pink fair female wookie? She's a self-independent wookie who don't need no harm Yes I would she would be my favorite character You mean she kills kylo Shoot him in the back. It'll be great I was gonna watch e3, but you guys are way more entertaining. What the hey, how about that? How about that? That's a seal of approval right there Someone needs to make art of the three of them as scarecrow slash tin man slash lion From wizard of alls with fringies Dorothy or something I mean one might just from me reading that out I request said to be a regular member four is a good number Gotta get guests in though Gotta rotate them all If we were to take on someone new we'd probably just prefer to have a you know a giant Fight to the death for all these people. We just throw in a big pit I think stitch would start a good chance though He seems like he has the kind of Heath that could really just bite someone's head off with that avatar. So maybe fine Hello, my favorite massives. Hello Nick is entertaining legal legal is informative I don't know if we could say he was informative at the last one Lee champion and dong Lee. Thank you for the memberships. Thank you both very much. Enjoy shooting people Wait, I probably shouldn't say that we're getting bad Spyro, thank you. Oh A lot of members I feel bad as well because anyone who's watching this on like a Vaude will just be like, how do I become a member because he'll be on moola channels He's like, oh, yeah Have to go to the other one Mr. Mr. Man, dude Mantutes good mr. Mantute Thank you very much as well Uh, she'd have an issue with excessive force. Yeah, that seems to be a lot of Nick Rikita is best waifu bring Nick Nick Rikita on you non-law figs I mean, yeah, I I don't know if he wants to come on eFab could be cool to have a lawyer About it y'all under arrest. We got loads of police boolers in the in the chat at this point How's he holding a baton and a gun in the same? He has two hands One is bigger than the other Oh Beagle is a blasphemer the dawn is wonderful Yeah, a lot of people aren't aware of the the beauty of the dawn So sometimes you have to forgive these non-believers, I guess It's okay Carlos chicken flipper just told the story He did Oh more stop shot more stressed into coughing and then crying Yeah, because he gets shot then he lies on the ground. He's dead in Christ and then Christ Christopher grow Christ Jokey Carlos is a massive fig. Is that a reference to the steven crowd of stuff? I think it is call it's mazer, isn't it? Uh, nick just doesn't really like legal legal I mean, I could see if he would have reason if after this one Oh, Ahsoka Tano. She's in here, dude. Ahsoka Tano watches e-fab. That's awesome She's a star wars I can't find the emotes. It's been a member for three months. Why can't I use them? Um So in the next the chat box, there should be a picture of an emote You hit that and it should give you the access as well as the normal ones If it's not working, I have no idea why not I think you uh, like when you click that thing the faces are the first emotes to show up But if you click the thing that is left to the faces and like tabs above the emotes I think it shows Moller's emotes I think that's what you have to post loads of happy ghosts Can you type it out though? Like do you have to click the emote or can you type it out? I give you type out Moller ghosts You can I think you can type them out and then complete them or auto complete them. Um Yeah, I don't think you can do it on my mobile all of the ones I've been doing are on mobile, so Definitely do it on mobile My god, there's a lot of green names in chat Uh any internet lawyer who isn't nick rickita is a massive get him on e-fab if you cover legal stuff things They would have had enough Only have 20 minutes before work make it good. I hope it was good I saw a woman criticize captain marvel and she literally grew a wiener and started bolding true story You become a guy if you criticize captain marvel if you're not already one How about that? That's pretty cool I love being told I didn't like it because i'm a man when i've been Unironically been petitioning for a scarlet witch movie I'd be on board with that too and a black widow one even though a lot of people are against that Obviously if it turns out to be terrible when they make it I that's not what I wanted I wanted a good one You just hate god's ill I'd rather have a scarlet or sorry I'd rather have a black widow than a scarlet witch Um at this point I'd probably reverse or prefer the reverse just because there's more story you can tell with scarlet witch right now This scarlet Johansson story is just gonna be a prequel, but I want to see both of them Yeah, but I think I'm more interested in the prequel the the thing that the russo set up that shit is interesting I'm concerned. What the fuck is budapest man They say budapest. I want to know what happened in budapest Elizabeth Olson is hot fight me. Why would anyone fight you on Elizabeth Olson is hot? Why would anyone? Nobody would you can make it obvious? and fight that If anything i'm offended that you want someone to fight you on that be like hey guys check out some truth and then we go Oh cool Uh, you just hate godzilla because mothra is a woman well I mean wouldn't that mean that I like the movie then considering what happens to mothra I think that I would You've only said these things to upset the masses Mac mordian. No, sorry. Mac mordain Man, I'm terrible at names mac mordain. I'm sorry I'm kind of you are kind of awful The good thing is you know that so it's all good. Yep. Nick rickita wants on check your email uh I well, I mean if you like I said if he wants on we'll we'll try and sort something out in the future So far every comment you've made are the same ones that he does right after you pause it And he made it clear that he wasn't following the situation around captain marvel Um I mean he did not really we disagreed with a lot of the stuff that uh Mr. Legal Eagle said And uh, he didn't even really talk about like if he was being completely honest, he'd be like, yeah, she's going to jail There's no way It would it would be a good result. Let's be Apart from when she saves the women are taken over the re really are the green man cometh Hey guys, just dropping in before work. I have to watch the rest when I get home. Love you all keep up the awesome work That's I think motorbike milk Which I think that makes sense. There's a lot of A lot of animosity people have tools motorbike milk Do you think that guy is gonna watch us say the things we're saying right now And he's gonna hear us talking about him when he's watching it in the future Yes to all of your question Bring you would be happy with all these green people. That's true Hey guys, just dropping away. I read that I recently went through hernia surgery and it was very painful I was depressed and overwhelmed with how long it took to heal this podcast helped me get through the tisms Thanks for cheering me up Awesome to hear Alec and I hope that uh that it's all Healed up and you're back to full strength hernias are lame Remember when I found out the first thing at the time I found out about hernias was uh simpsons episode With the fighting hell fish. I think it is or that's like a group of people that grandpa simpsons are part of And they all find this like treasure trove in some german part of a german country, I think German town sorry like a mansion and they agree that the last person living gets to have all of it And mr. Burns and him are the only ones left because one of their team members died of a hernia I remember being like what's a hernia and my dad was like it's like a thing Explained it very well Um Real lawyer does not equal good lawyer. That is true legal eagles. She's guilty, but I'ma get her off You'd try out of the weed Marooned on a barren island. I laid down to die But a man in a leather jacket descended down and told me everything was going to be okay I suckled on his nipple and he lifted me in his arms next thing. I knew I was waking up in my bed safe and secure That's the dawn for you, man. He takes care of people To be fair. He is a lawyer. So his moral compass. Oh, yeah, I did I did read that out Uh Thank you so much for covering this cock Who willfully misrepresents the law to protect his client because she's a woman Like I said, I feel like from the other stuff that I'd seen of him He wouldn't have done that that way if if she was a guy You'd have been like, yep, he's going to jail Ben Shapiro is a better lawyer than keagle eagle Yeah, he had a he said the word mansplain at one point in the video Nice, uh, it's very, um, interesting You guys should have rakita law on eFap. Also dick master sends a fan of your content molar now I'ma strangle you dang my I'd love to see a clip of dick master Vegstick that he watches by stuff. That's uh seems like weird clashing of willed really cool What were you going to say mr. Fortea? So is when he says mansplaining is that where we go white knight? Um, yeah, I think a lot of people actually have they've been like he's this whole video is a giant white knight But the thing is I don't think he's supposed to get That criticism like I probably understood his channel supposed to be like I don't know really I hate to wait. I hate to use the word objective I'm pretty sure that was the point I guess there's an argument to be made that he was but well, not certainly not the fucking opening commentary A lot of his random points like being very like whoa, all right Oh, yeah, the um The joint thing is 4.99 a month. I believe and As much as they have copied twitch. They don't have tears. So twitch is the head of the game Add rickita versus virgin legal eagle Legal morality is different to philosophical morality, which gets I think I did ask about that, but uh I'd probably google it to try and get a quick answer Because I well someone probably did provide a quick answer. It's just hard to focus, you know Uh people who disagree with me are conservative. Oh, yeah, he did say he specifically mentioned Conservatives had a problem with it. Whatever and it was like, how is it that you need to be a conservative to have a problem with what she did to the dawn? I saw denis miller lives last night. This is putting me back into balance Rose tigo writhing in ecstasy long man good. Oh my goodness, please no Legal eagle is being paid under the table by disney to defend their client. I've heard allegedly, uh-huh Man desync severity though. Hope I'll finish my rhino player by start of next season It'll help you with better pause experience Desync severity though. All right rhino play I mean, there are a couple of other services compared to watch together But watch together works well enough that I think that we happy with it sort of thing But um, there are a lot of other ones a lot of people suggest um Rabbit, but rabbits are different things not quite Yeah, it's not the same. I don't like rabbit that much I mean after having tried both For this kind of stuff I way prefer watch together Yeah We need nick to defend the dawn against slander. I I agree rags is thirsty as hell That mean you'd be weird if you was dry, you know You know, I mean rags my man everything right to western progressives is collectively conservative alt Nazi right don't bother looking for present definitions on googs Read old books on Very well, I guess I'll I'll copy that for rags. I'm not a hundred percent sure of the uh the context a rhino But hopefully he may or may not remember A decent chunk of things to send to both of them now Are we dense to defend the dawn? The boobie I'd watch Women compliment my hair all the time You have no idea how many arms I've had to break and how many cars I've had to steal and I still get harassed dude I'm sorry you put up with that like that is horrible Uh someone else said this in chat before me, but remember lawyers have defended guilty villains so press x to doubt on carol's innocence It would be funny if he ended his video with that. He was like if you were to commit to any of uh What I've been talking about you would essentially be trying to get a criminal off He tricked us Godzilla 14 had great writing for the first act You really cared for brian cranson's character proof you can make it have interesting human characters. Also if you guys watched rena fire yet Yes, we did. I watched it with wolf. We liked rena fire. We wish it was better We're not a huge fan of a lot of the writing in that is a couple tisms, but damn is it a cool movie? I don't want to see it. That would be a good movie to remake. I reckon Um And godzilla 14. Yeah, I did like the writing the first act even though you don't get Monsters at all for a while in that movie so There's a couple of tweaks I'd make but yeah, I think you can get characters that you could really care about Don loke is my favorite gaming youtuber I think he's everybody's Even if self-defense on the part of captain marvel it has to be a reasonable and proportional response We were talking about how if it was led into court that she was an alien god It wouldn't really help her case to say that she was doing it in self-defense. It'd be like this won't hurt you possible Like yeah, well he looked at me funny Even Thanos with the infinity gauntlet can't hurt her apparently. Well, I've got like an hour left pretty sure I can make from What happens in an hour? It's we get close to the deadline for stream Archives, it's like they can only go to eight hours on youtube Oh, okay, damn. Yeah, I don't know why that's the case and I hope they fix it one day Can you like end the stream that started up five minutes later? Yeah, you can but I'd like it to be one episode instead of one episode and five bits extra old episode two sort of they could be like Um, he was just trying to help the poor lost special lady in the scuba suit. Oh Dawn is misunderstood by many women apparently except the ones that fall in love with him Sexual harm map month He actually argues that like If you were to knock a phone out of someone's hand and it hits their hand They can make like a case that you abuse them sort of thing and then he's like this applies to anything you're holding And it's like even a map. Are you like This is what I mean. It's like semantically, yes But legally like in a courtroom it wouldn't fly at all and he knows that like a jury would never take it seriously It's really annoying to watch it The map was asking for it Does he not realize how far he's having to stretch like it shouldn't be that hard to fucking Defend something Oh, that's the weird part is he does these weird defenses and then he's like and people just hate it But he says one of the two reasons people hate the movie is because it's a female protagonist who's like, uh All female hero and it's like, why do they think we hate the weapons? Like we make jokes about it, but Jesus Christ. I actually like the female wammons You know male wammons are just a completely different thing I'm not even I'm not even sure what a male wammons would be but what about a male waman? Yeah, I mean gender sandwich, but What what race are females because like human, you know human man Yeah, there's not you women. There is that's what that doesn't exist The court ruled yesterday to have it Oh Fuck I missed the meeting. Yeah, everyone everyone misses that meeting on purpose probably it's annoying me, but you know Can it legally be a threat when she's so much more powerful if a young child says something threatening. Is it legally a threat? Like I think even he references how like It's all very circumstantial. You need to know exactly what the circumstances are I think I used circumstantial wrongly, but yeah It's human with a nice saturation woman. That's a clever joke jay, but I might go over people's heads if you were to read it out They'd need time. They'd be like human But I appreciate and thumb up the joke I'm going to evenly donate to the children's hospital. Oh my goodness you villain Don's so humble. He didn't say he does tom cruise stunts. Yeah, he didn't even bring up tom cruise He does though Well, I think actually Chris hamswith did but she still does if he if she doesn't get prompted. God. I I fucking hate that interview You can see how uncomfortable both of those guys are Are you just like, uh, we don't really want to do this with her And a weird and annoying but okay He's invaded captain marvel space. Okay next time I take the subway Can I use that excuse to beat the fuck out everybody on the subway somehow? I doubt it He touched him map, dude He touched him map Fucked. Yeah, you don't touch that one's map. That's like touching them on the wing wing I already told wolf this one, but what do you call a muslim mermaid a torpedo? I actually saw that part of his stream because I was on my phone partially asleep I thought it was funny But um, youtube have declared war on offensive jokes. So thanks for killing both of my channels with that joke What that's gonna do you're gonna come directly after. Oh, yeah, some people were curious. I haven't been demonetized yet Nice, but um It's only a matter of time for efap certainly Because the little compilation they made of steven gratter. I feel like you can do that for efap Um, as soon as someone does and reports us to youtube, we're done. So Probably did the done But we had fun While it lasted this guy will probably justify people throwing milkshakes at political figures Yeah, he probably would actually Probably like it does not count assault and battery because they're they were attempting to feed the person and slipped So it's completely friendly Now captain marvel is legally not a villain lawyer baggins Here's some legalese for you assault with a deadly weapon because that's what your powers are Yeah, especially with the threat to murder him as well and like I said, do you expand that from taking his hand slash arm off? A legal kegel hasn't actually seen captain marvel because he's a man and this can't stand Strong female attack. I thought it was weird that he said he hadn't seen it You'd think That he would do that if he's gonna cover it. I don't know Uh, hi, what's your thoughts on baby driver? Um, I appreciate all of the amazing filmmaking elements, but I hated the plot and the characters I thought they were lame as fuck That's funny. That's someone asked that after we just talked about it. That's true for Yeah, because this is still when we were talking about the legal video So we have miles behind the end of the stream still Oh, jeez. How does captain marvel know what a motorcycle is? He downloaded earth stuff Okay, they do imply in the movie that because she's a really good pilot that she can just use everything that has controls. It's like Okay You remember that part of your life, but okay The law has nothing to do with reason and logic morality or consistency This is why lawyers and judges are desired despised by decent and moral people Yeah, but he did make he made the moral argument too in that video. He said that not only is she not a bad guy lawfully but also morally and we were like what? Wolf and rags are very unhappy about that unlawful is the modifier here Thing of the monsters was better than captain marvel kaiju fans don't mind bad writing if we get good action We prefer good writing but not a deal breaker I mean, I actually think that the writing was stronger in king of monsters and captain marvel But that's only because captain marvel's like a one out of ten or something ridiculous because there's like nothing right with that movie John didn't pet ghost for fear of assault and battery. Yep I mean there's no point in skirting around it. It's just the truth Uh, would rags be able to shoot someone beating him considering he is his own dog Ah Now that is a question I will put into rags's election Yeah, rags are saying that apparently if someone's beating your dog Even to like the point of death you can't pull a gun on them and shoot them because Like the law in this state we're um It'll be a use of lethal force in defense of property, which is not allowed The the legalese for it I mean, I think I've actually heard that before that that sounds like a truth Um Where does this scene take place? Uh, it is a deleted scene assuming we're talking about the scene that was in the legal legal video and it's In the first third of the movie Like right at the end of the first third, I guess Replace brie with broc lasna and the dawn with liana mormont and play the scene exactly the same Yeah, people wouldn't like it that way. I don't think You might have different takes on it Love my state has both stand your ground and castle doctrine just need constitutional carry to be Complete it to complete it Fair enough Uh, Bethesda's e3 conference tonight my fellow e-fappers. Who's ready for more of Todd's sweet little lies? I I don't even know. Was there anything to do with fallout in today's e3? Uh, uh Well, I shouldn't just say my Bethesda later Oh, is the Bethesda's have their thing in one hour? Oh, are you staying up for that? Uh, probably not. I have some stuff I need to do tomorrow. Yeah, that wasn't me implying. I'm gonna watch it I'm going to sleep after this but I was just curious um I meant what state the scene takes place dumby. Uh, I do not know Do they mention with what the state is in captain marvel? Um I don't know Anyone in chat do they I don't remember them mentioning it ever and that's an interesting point because you'd think you'd be able to tell At some point with some kind of landmarks Yeah, no, I don't know Um, I generally like this guy's videos, but this video was awful. I agree Taylor For an autistic person in avoiding law major and law major and going for education because of this chat Everyone's saying I'm stupid because no money in education I read that again for an autistic person in avoiding law Law major for an autistic person in avoiding law major And going for education because of this chat. Everyone's saying I'm stupid because no money in education I think I follow. I'm just very tired. That's all it is. I swear Uh, why do you think the same critics who love TLJ hate Game of Thrones season eight like the rest of us When both were equally bad just as just such as just right because they think that The choices for the characters made sense in TLJ and I mean genuinely, I think they I need to see just rights video from start to finish. I just see if he um He points out things that are absolutely reflective of TLJ or just tangentially related But I'm certain he's a hypocrite because he describes A quote-unquote good story in like the first two minutes of his video and I immediately was like a good story. What does that mean? What does it mean mason? Welcome. Easy morgan. I already did it before No, you neither of us at 69. No, so we kind of both fucked it up Fuck dude. I'm sorry. See more. I'm sorry. I apologize mista 69 Um, apparently six away from 75 They said the trade-off starts to get really bad The last emoji was unlocked at like 50 members. I guess and the next one's 75 and the one after that's 100 It's like Jesus. What's the what's a lot? How many emojis does like dance gaming have or lyric or whatever? I think uh, all of the bigger streamers have reached the cap. They have like 10,000 subs is the max Look at this. Say 10,000 emojis. Like what the fuck? No, like 10,000 subs unlocks 40 emo slots, I think and that's like the max you can have Okay, no matter how much above that you go you you always have the 40 clown world hunk hunk In criminal justice the term force continuum was used for cops Basically, if you punch a cop he's allowed to pull out the baton and so on Oh my goodness Legal eagle cuck for hire. I mean, he's probably made some good cases in other videos I don't know. Like I said, I don't really know the motivation behind this one other than you seem kinder political Just a little bit Um With great power comes an even greater responsibility someone kill her effing uncle so she learns that That's pretty harsh, but I mean if it's got to be done to learn, you know Wolf daddy's finally home from going out to get a pack of cigarettes. He would laugh at that Certainly. I'm actually gonna put it in the selection of messages. I'll send Just to make him giggle It'll go after wolf. We love you The dawn has a smile fetish sexual harassment Flicks bug off shoulder. Is this assault? I mean, yeah, you'd go to jail, dude Ryan j smith Thank you. Congratulations and welcome to the That's racist. I'm gonna post um a mohler heart in moat to symbolize my appreciation Even though I ate a lot of Dressed to symbolize the the hard times are not over and we must continue Yes, someone's gonna gun out while reading the book What are the implications of that? Like am I allowed to kill you by law? Let's have a look The dawn slightly folds map attempts to help captain marvel is flirty Carol hurts his hand threatens to further harm steels Lawyer she is the victim. Yeah, it seems Seems a bit off doesn't it legal legal platinum medal in mental gymnastics But we're still on the legal legal video This is Air is touching you and they touch your air punch everyone Right. Yeah, so if you were to punch the air for tier and the air is connected to everybody then ultimately you've just punched everybody Have you not I mean haven't everyone No, just you so I can sue you Not the the females I believe is pronounced female, but You saying that you're okay with punching the male Yes, and a wing wang that is very due to supposed to be leading cell Do you not notice your opinion? Yeah, it's a pretty good opinion though. You have to agree Yon Yon, I think you just yawned. I'm gonna confirm this with my science team Uh Superman man of steel legal legal justifies superman's destruction of Jagov's big rig truck after getting beer poured on his head I've not seen that and I've completely forgotten what's in man of steel outside of a couple details. So But um judging from that super chat it wasn't this person approved of Rikita law said that in civil cases who takes the initial instigating action is important Yeah, I agree with that, but I don't know what would be counters and initial action with uh You know that scenario I would imagine A jury wouldn't see him pulling the map down as a big Dota, but yeah I've been rang before He is not a person wolf. He is a lawyer. Ooh Anything it's unfair that people don't consider lawyers human Um, no, I think it's fair to Yeah, here's a dollar for every brain cell in this This person's head Plus an extra four dollars Oh, and he gave me five. So he's saying there's one brain cell. That's still kind of you to say that there's one brain cell All right Not gonna be able to keep up for a while by the time I'm back. It'll have been one year of efap. Stay awesome You three love from france um One year of efap will be august early august. I believe so We're almost there not quite there, but we're almost there He escalated the hell out of this situation agreed This lawyer looks like a discount gym hulpit I don't know who that is. I'm gonna have a look at gym hulpit Oh, it's the guy from um the office Yeah, it's like an older discount vision. I could agree with that Molly keeps saying no jury would agree with this massive, but california exists I mean, I'm being hyperbolic There are people who would agree because he is a person that apparently agrees with it And he could be in the jury at some point, but holy shit like Holy shit, you know in a molem brand of voice Do not disrespect the dawn disrespect the dawn you disrespect the family Moving too long. So the impression is going to be terrible, but I agree with the sentiment She literally and obviously needed a ride Um, I agree and it would have been cool to see them team up Dawn and captain america marvel versus the the world I would have watched it Watched the sequels it would have been great The dawn is the sidekick the dawn is the main protagonist Oh, you would have to be I how could you not have that? The dawn is the sidekick would be a great movie I I would I would again you'd have to be the protagonist Fuck this piece of shit Imagine being the actor who placed the dawn and having gotten so much attention on the internet for some reason They give him his own movie and he's like why though? Why I was a fucking stand-in Dawn came to my birthday party last week when no one else would also what does legal eagles wife's bf think of this crap We don't know zack something to discover one day Ex don give it to you beautiful dawn of justice The memes are all the best I'm all about that legal life, but not like this Yeah, that that quote will never age well Wow, he really said it he did he said several of the things that I am assuming you're referencing there Uh, he sounds like a dishonest male feminist catching Catching for virtue points for the girls he wants to bone He does take a lot of weird positions that could be explained by Holding certain politics, but I just I'm curious what his response would be to like a lot of the criticisms he's getting Perhaps you'll put out a follow-up video Uh feeling pretty mansplained to quake illegal not gonna lie exactly we have female people in the audience That he was uh mansplaining to and so he's he's now victimized people with the same thing that he accused other people of What do you have to say if yourself was here? Uh, I did not touch that woman In fact, I'll just believe that I mean have I ever told the lie except for the times that I told the lie? No Exactly you can trust me man wink wink. You can totally trust me wink wink. He's lying The robot you mentioned to just write is evil. That is true as evil as a terminator A terminator is the moral compass The terminator has better morals than captain marvel. We can at least agree on If nothing else this vid is made me want to watch t2 again been way too long That is a full Good choice to do everyone should be watched t2 because it's it's awesome. No denying The don is sarah connor's cousin That could be possible in timeline In fact, I choose to believe it I feel like the original point of the scene was to imply that plank was a programmed robot soldier of the kree But they gave up on that idea Yeah, they certainly didn't develop that because a lot of people have used that excuse like she was the bad guy guys It's like she never ever thinks about that again or ever develop what? Just know oh, did you see doc phoenix by the way? Nope you plan to Uh, not in the theaters now Was it horribly? It was okay. A lot of people are saying it was horrible. I thought it was okay Yeah, from what I've heard on the interwebs like I would say or like A word between bad and okay fine one meh I guess But not like an unbridled meh just a meh I see Interesting. I thought it would be horrible I was willing to chalk this down to him just making a bad video Which everybody makes sometimes and can forgive but him using mansplain unironically just lost all goodwill from me Yeah, because apparently he's never done that before so it's like He gets weirdly political of the video. I think at least I Assume his fans would feel that way. I don't know Well, what's the context of that anyway? um, I Think it was him saying that a lot of men have tried to mansplain the scene For the people. Oh my god, dude No one in chat might remember what the exact quote was but it was a little bit tis me Uh captain marvels a woman so that means a lawyer can justify her assault It's okay because they felt guilty slash were abused and the legal system supports it Yeah, to be fair comparing captain marvels who a robot seems accurate Yeah I think I think most people feel that way I volunteer for the hate fucking that was I'm gonna put that in rags as messages He said he was getting that set up and I don't blame He just you need it done and need it gets rid of the The it gets the juices flowing there you go What's the problem of comparing this woman to a robot? It is brie larson's acting This man really makes being a lawyer that much harder really hate this Well, you only have a problem because it's a woman bs Now I'll have to deal with people lumping all lawyers in with this douchebag hashtag not all lawyers Don't worry. I think a lot of lawyers will be making responses to him because it's we we know it's not all lawyers Uh don lives matter agreed Angry rags is almost as great as drunk rags Yeah, he was he was definitely pissed off by the video today. I don't blame him Poor guy has such a great selection of videos to respond to at this point So I still think he's planning on doing a response to the um The tizmy dude who like We covered on efap Is it the one it was the previous one I think uh I'm not sure I meant to ask if he was doing that still The dawn doesn't wheel my handicapped mother to physical therapy every morning at 5 a.m. To put up with this horseshit. I know but A lot of people just aren't aware of it. So Poor guy. He's he's lucky. He's got people like us to actually let other people know Just too humble Don't go to his channel. He wants attention hashtag disbar I mean the video isn't doing very well compared to his other ones. So I'm not sure the attention is going to be that great for him if your moral argument is external. It's objective Um, yeah, uh, like if you're not talking about how you felt about the particular thing, but he did say, um It was like a moral argument at one point. He didn't really develop much of it though Wait the moral if the moral argument is external. So like the The the the other commenter was talking about the um The moral Sort of thing in relation to law I'd have to look into it again because I was confused about that You'd think you would have said that specifically though, right? I thought he was just making a moral judgment like on a personal level You answered the episode nine question to new frontier Uh, I don't think so Don't you lie to me What's the question? Well, apparently you didn't and you were a guest. So I definitely should sort that out Fine. Who do you think will be the most inconsistent character of episode nine? Most inconsistent. Hold on. Let me just think of the characters Yeah, and you can't vote for kylo, lando or palpatine uh I guess uh Leia since she's just randomly gonna disappear I mean if you want to go to lay you can uh The most who can I not vote for I'll vote for kylo because he's nothing consistent about kylo I'll vote for lando because of course they'll ruin him and then you can't vote for palpatine because fuck We didn't even know that he was going to be in the movie, but apparently he is um I mean I don't I don't know. Yeah, I'll just go with leia. That's the easy answer very well Duh, duh, duh, duh And yeah, someone said that you're not an official guest. What's here is guested on an episode before you're on episode I want to say two They just don't know you're on it. You're early memes. You are early memes And uh, what was your question? Sorry I don't know Oh, yeah, but what's this? Question Need for are you making a spreadsheet or some shit? Well, it's just like sort of I call it a bet but nothing's at stake and everyone's just voting for who they think will be the number one They'll character the most common votes are gone to fin and luke funnily enough With po being this the next most voted for I think anyway, unless my thing is outdated. I know that the subreddit keeps track of it We shall see He's not official today. That's fine That's fine Also more the priest write down brown tables not many people came to game night quote in gadel of his fucking gold. Okay, actually Not many people Yeah, at the end of it. He got a lot of love from chat. Thanks chat You're being very nice to mr. Vartilla. I appreciate that. He's nice, but He At the end of the brown table guy's video He says he's gonna run another game night and the last ones was disappointing because nobody really showed up But it was very funny If you ran a game night for tear everyone would show up. So what does that say? uh that I I'm a good person and I I do good things for people and they I I do things that are good for people not like I tell them what they need to hear not what they want to hear And it makes people hate me, but it makes me a good person. They hate you because they ain't you Yeah I just agree with that Ain't is not a word in the englando language. It's only in the americano prove that Let me just hit up bing.com Said no one ever Thank you for helping me not waste my time on legal eagles channel. I'm Always it's always great to see you. They hope you all have a great week justice for dawn Um, I mean he might have some good stuff in general. It's just that video certainly wasn't if we cover him again And then again Then it'll probably get to the point where like oh Oh, no Are you massive? Why are you doing an e-fap spider-man is about to come out? It's not out yet though. God I appreciate that though. It's a it's a fair comment. It's very accurate We shouldn't be talking about anything but spider-man a4d looking forward to spider-man Yeah, it's funny because spider-man comes out too. Why are you talking about that when spider-man's coming out, dude? Oh god, I'm so sorry Oh, I've got 57 minutes before the time runs out. We still Have enough time. It's said unlawful physical contact brushing up against someone is not illegal um Yeah, just pull a mini me dude just start humping their legs Didn't it also say if it was considered offensive in there at some point? Could you possibly argue that? I think that's what his argument was. I can't remember Popular equals good obviously. Mm-hmm Gay nerd crew. Oh my god. We're finally on to the the stupid chats about that video from collider. I think We're making progress Paul crickin. He doesn't want to join in with bruce. Oh, I don't know the names of the guys, but yes You can tell it's a white guy. Wow. That's racist. Yeah, that was that did that just backfired completely though I thought that was really funny The co-host just sort of made the joke again people are still salty of a wills insult towards rose law. Oh, yes Yes, yes. Yes, that will be a forever thing Rich Evans's laugh is the reason I'm still alive. It is a very unique laugh. Nobody would deny that Uh Seeing as the three of your pc gamers, I assume what games would you recommend for someone who's relatively new to the platform? Any must have exclusives or multi-plats um That's impossible to answer because there's a shit ton of things that you probably should play if you're brand new Like brand new to what now? uh pc gaming Oh Like this I mean the whole there's more to play on pc than it is on console to decades to catch up. There's no way Yeah, but um, I don't know like just sort of look at like top 100 pc gaming lists And you'll probably find all the best stuff The orange box is probably one of the best value things you could get as a brand new pc gaming person um Depends how much money you've got to spend as well, I guess there's there's lots there's lots things Uh reformed fairy evergreen guest and saint longman Yes Yes, please take down legal legal as a lawyer myself. I think he's the absolute worst His videos are all patronizing lowest common denominator crap. Her do allow me to explain dear viewer what the term plaintiff means well Sounds like you should make a video dude I'd love to see that lawyer breaking down a lawyer. Why not a Because fortia was gonna do it but fortia is not a lawyer Yeah, I forgot that part like I thought I was but I was like, oh fuck. Yeah, I'm not I was like wow idiot Well now I can finish the first ory game by the set the time the second one comes out. Yes I'm definitely going to be playing the second first what I get before the second one comes out because fuck Need a refresh at the very least As the resident efap lawyer, let me know if y'all need anything legal explained Yeah, we mainly just went in with a layman's perspective on the video because I'm pretty sure we're gonna get a lot of good videos That are responding to him from like lawyer people I think someone's already linked me to one from somebody. So um, he'll be interested and check out Mola has a flimple diggers that is a reference to battle stream Efap crew this sounds odd But I was wondering how y'all divide divvied up the super chats and how y'all take care of youtube money re taxes mostly just curious Uh different for all of us Wolf has ads since I can't remember if he said it has the off or on or what what he's actually doing right now I know that rags As things set up Tax wise all sorted. I'm um, I actually funnily enough got help from I hit everything Sorting out who I was supposed to contact for that stuff because it gets very weird and complicated But all separately done Um as for divvying up super chats that they I I basically take all of them unless they specifically Uh want to go to rags or wolf like they said to I'll pass it along sort of thing because like the idea was that I don't really do streams on my channel anymore Um because efap is Sort of the main content for streams every once in a while. I'll do one And the you know wolf and rags can continue to do this and I would happily do any guesting for either of them, but um I'm not sure what will happen down the line because again, I'm still kind of concerned efap could get knocked off youtube at any moment Um, but if we are able to like grow and expand and Whatever else we could probably set something up. I'm not sure but uh Yeah, like I said, if anybody was uh wanted money to go to either one of them specifically just let me know Because like I do the All the production side of things with efap not that it's like incredibly heavily complicated. It's just that Uh wolf and rags don't have to worry about any of it um And even the thumbnails uh rags was actually going to do them But then uh, we had a random person be a hero and make some very snazzy ones. Have you seen him for two? I think I sent them to Uh, have you? I don't know. Yeah mula's got sexy new thumbnails. Not more than our mula. I saw the uh, the like caricatures of you Like the the icon thingy the thumbnails for yeah, that's the thumbnails Just go on the mula channel. I see those And have a look at the videos. They are booty for Mula Efap crew this sounds oh wait, sorry. That's the same Hey, thanks a bundle for all the entertaining content you create and inspiring me to think more about content I watch slice and dice Why thank you sir for for sharing such things I think if wolf and rags were here, they'd be very happy to know that anybody gets a sort of boost of critical thinking Thanks to watching efap. We all very much have fun here. So it's um Definitely one of those things. Oh, I just realized by the way If I get this tired after like a seven hour stream and I'm planning on trying to do a 24 hour one for efap at some point I might have to be like Streaming the second I wake up and force myself to have like a long sleep And have monster drinks. I did do a 24 hour stream on twitch that one time Didn't I I played last of us from start to finish basically among other things Um Yeah, that'll be interesting to set up Get like a whole bunch of videos prepared Um rotate ghasts, it'll be great. It'd be great Well, maybe I'll even try and push it past 24 just to be that cool And try and avoid the meme of it being 19 hours that I had on my twitch for so many years Wasn't missed. How do you do a 24 hour stream on youtube? Oh, you do you break it up into 6 6 6 6 I imagine No Because seven seven seven and a half to do would be 15 22 and a half and then the last one. Yeah, maybe maybe seven and a half. So I don't know We shall see Uh wasn't mystique the one who came up with the name x-man in this universe anyway I'd have to check first class, but that might be true I can't remember. Oh crap. I got here after the legal legal video now. I'm sad Don't worry Samuel. It shall be available in future But seriously, like if you have some really good ways to deconstruct him, you should uh Use it as a you know opportunity to make your own video In the next April Fool's video have a dedication to the death of toenails I definitely could Make a comment about how he's looking for work outside of youtube because it failed to It failed to correctly pay him It shall be considered Uh watch ori be an epic store exclusive where wolf would likely explode. Oh, he did mention that one Uh, I figure I've e-fapped more last month than I usually do. So here's money This is longer in better quality than most movies. So I'll buy a subscription also chat Does anyone know any professional memos? I have an idea, but no skill in the field Oh, yeah, geez. Thanks for the 50 dollars Charles Better kind of you and I'm glad that um I'm glad that everyone is healthily e-fapping. That's um It's very good. Uh, what do you have? Have you e-fapped recently? Have you been able to healthily? Pay yourself some e-fapping done. I believe I e-fapped using a controller Don't know. Yeah, is the new Shakespeare that you don't understand Don't know. We'll be look back on years to come. There's something to study It'll be the kind of thing where you put all of his videos out of order And then you attach all the different ways different things and it'll spell out like the key to the universe that sort of thing So, um, I'll be excited to see that finally get done I already know this from Wolf as he tends to talk about the subject more often But what would be rags and mollus favorite books if any? um Game of Thrones is probably my favorite From lack of reading enough books. I like to let many snicket books and I really like what I've read of Lovecraft's books Um, but I will Send that over to rags as well I guess all that needs to happen is that rags and wolf can separately do streams and then they can Answer these or they can answer them beginning the next e-faps completely up to that I don't mind. I'm technically part of the jewish 1% so I could afford to donate tonaldo some shekels Go for it. I don't know if he streams though Or if he has links, I guess you could go for the patreon. That makes sense Hey rags, is it a coincidence that the whitest male of apex legends character uses gas? Oh, yeah, it's gonna have to be a Rags there's a lot to answer for with that because apex legends is the game that he created I know this because I read it in a book Moeller, I legit saw someone have your old black and white pfp as a bumper sticker. Yes I've seen it a couple times as well I guess it's just a cool sort of graphic that a couple people use The video is the fatality I get it Tonald's video. Tonald himself has been an ongoing discovery Agreed The water is fascinating. I need this in my video Um, you saying that's what tonald said when he was setting it up because That's probably very true Tonald is like a baby turtle struggling to reach the sea. Oh That is that is him as a youtuber, I imagine Uh, as tonald would say if we look through the hypothetical spy glass of the passage of time into the future Time goes on He's moving on to better things That's the thing, you know, you can laugh at his quotes and do that But if you think about them for a few years, you might discover something just saying Uh, hurrah, you guys covered the tizmy funhouse podcast. I collapsed also. It was james willams who had the c Kcd argument also also alana is calisi Um, yeah, it was it was quite interesting like um, just seeing some of them quotes and they apparently really disappointed their audience with that one. So Interesting how that works I watched one rags video and the next day my recommended was filled with every massive on youtube. Does that mean youtube is homophobic? Um, i'm gonna say 115 percent yos And I guess i'll put that in rags' selection of questions as well Oh, he's got a lot of tizms for both him and wolf. Hello there, mola tfa part four was great. Oh wait, I did actually read Uh, can I get some more welsh representation? Am I not enough? I thought I was long and massive That is that not enough is it not Hello, mola. Love you work. It's fantastic. You've helped me become a better writer Any chance you could give my perion chronicles books a shout out I mean door Uh Perion P. E. R. I. O. N. Chronicles Apparently their books Check them out if you're interested Um, and I appreciate you saying that I've helped you become a better writer. That's uh, very kind Um, yes from malakai dun. I'm not sure if they're findable through the old google machine, but um Don't always give it a shot Hey mola you guys are fantastic Eh, have you seen just rise video on game of thrones seems to contradict his everything is good argument or everything is subjective, right? Also, I hope you can get critical drinker on It's potentially in the works and yeah, uh, all I've heard about just rights videos It seems he was inscribably hypocritical And it's like yeah, he kind of lost the credibility on the idea that he has Standards so it's kind of confusing to listen to and be like this bad and you're like, but how Oh That's a racial tizm That's a true So apparently metro exodus is available on the microsoft store Really? I thought it was just a timed exclusive with epic anyway, but I figure that it's a long time still to wait On microsoft store too. That's interesting E3 reminds me of how much of a blight on humanity san francisco in the tech industry are I hope the black plague breaks out and infects the soylent supply in that shithole during my lifetime I mean, what if soy is immune to black plague? What are you gonna do then? Hmm Data reminder kids marley equals is real. You got the okay sign. That's a racism Wake up. Eldia Not know these references I love wolf frodo and j. Sam What I love wolf Frodo and j. So oh wait, that's from the meme video. Yeah It was quite amusing that video. We had some top tier meme videos today. I hope everybody Enjoyed the coverage. I always quite feel bad if they're like ones that had extreme amounts of work done on them It's like should we We cover them. Is there more things to say? It's like So I hope you guys just realize we appreciate them to hell and back. They're like So much fun for us to look back on the tizmy things we get up to get in Animations and the shit applied to them. It's wonderful Uh j and wolf number one on the top 10 anime romances list Oh, yeah, I think it's all but confirmed that they're actually in a relationship now. I think that that's pretty obvious I think that if people memed about it, um wolf and j would just you know, eventually just say yeah, it's true So, you know matter of time. I'm sure When stupid internet memes are better than 98 percent of hollywood movies Oh my god, that was not that long ago that I read that out from the main chat. So It was when rags are still here. So we're getting there Praise be to the cosmic chicken Okay, I want to work with a group of people to make an efap movie unironically. I will do whatever it takes We'll wait for wolf to write the efap book And then we will um We will get you to adapt it into a full fledged movie Goliath is insane bloodthirsty. I couldn't control him not many people can but if fred the cosmic chicken can't Not a good sign. Let's just say that Uh the shadow of loaf knows 20 pounds to wolf to make an efap book It's roughly the price of a hardback here in the uk do it I uh can send that along Uh the message and I think you can just pay pal in that But um, I hope wolf makes it to be honest. It'll be uh It'll be fun You can read it on efap then He's gotta like make it an epic and be very serious. It'll be great Uh daily reminder that Guillermo del Toro is a fat weeb who tried to grape Mira so vino while making mimic um I don't I thought it was good. I can't remember what people think about Guillermo del Toro as a whole but I remember being good things Hollywood is full of soulless degenerate demons and should be nuked like the kaiju's in that film Well, if you have that much against everyone in Hollywood Uh, I didn't think he got enough credit. So shout out to rags that hilarious burn on jennifer lauren saying she sounded more like the an ex-wife Yeah in reference to x many said she's an ex-wife Very clever, actually I shall pass that one along as well Have you heard the observation that just looking at a picture of brilas and makes some men feel as though they are behind in the alimony payments I hadn't heard that But it's like you'd say that's believable right for tear Yeah, yeah Uh, the creators of ory clearly watched efap. Oh, yeah, definitely I think it's safe to assume everybody on the planet watches efap at this point like mainly everybody Um master chief dot exe fully operational uploading npc talking points Yeah, uh, I don't know what happened with the halo trailer. Um, but I mean wolf watched it so Probably should have asked more I was busy being confused tired and and and and all stressed At the idea that I had to make sure I get this done. We got 40 minutes left I'm pretty sure I'm getting close ish I think um, if you finish these you you could always watch the trailers The most interesting trailers anyway Oh, we did actually watch the the ory one and we watched the No, no, we didn't watch the jedi All in order one on stream watched it together though. Uh Yeah, I don't Really care about the other ones. I'll stop my head like a halo. I don't I don't I don't know nothing about that Um, I do know that wolf would probably care about it. So Shows cyberpunk is pretty cool You might get a record for the longest e-fap today I believe the longest e-fap is still 11 hours, right? Unless you mean longest singular e-fap, which that could happen That could happen. Excellent episode today. Glad you enjoyed my meme vid for your information Vast majority of wolf clips came from just the game of thrones rant and the e-fap after episode five keep doing what y'all do That's good work. Mr. DJ M voices. Thank you very much and uh, I'm cool We were all very happy with it. It was very amusing Mauler and wolf what your problems with the season four finale of game of thrones just finished it and it felt off Oh, I got a couple of problems Jojen reads death. It's really stupid Uh experience taisha plot is removed and replaced with nothing. So his actions don't make any sense The dialogue between brian and the hound Is really dumb And it serves to only make them fight But specifically he's like Hey, is that lannister steel and her response is something like jamie lannister gave me this. Yes And it's like, why don't you tell him the context as to why he gave it to you instead of just really letting it rebate vague Who'd be like, are you gonna kill me with that gun? And then I go, I'm holding a gun. Yes So you're sitting there like, okay, okay, so you are Yeah, uh, there's a couple the things I didn't like about it. Hey Uh Forward your garbage games your ox ox Solid boy faces and your lifetime supply of soylent you ugly Diverse childless western devs. Jay. Give me the elden ring I imagine that you have to change a lot of the words so you can get past the sensors of youtube at this point mr. Rah Great stream guys. Welcome back wolf. You need to invite internet historian onto e-fairblow I mean I'd be on board Is that internet historian is the one with the funny face dude for the cringy thing, right? Or is it somebody else? Um, I have no idea I can't remember. I'm pretty sure I've seen internet historian around We're okay with most guests pretty much here um Can we get godzilla versus king adora on e-fab movies lots of mean and rage potential especially from the dub Also thoughts on edf freefab gaming What's edf stand for what's here? Extra derestial fuckers Apparently it's a game edf elder elder rule farming electric dinosaur fences eldritch Dinosaur it's gotta be dinosaur. I know that much it's defense force apparently Oh, I saw metal plane that with alex actually um Yeah, it's quite possible quite possible Um Also king would we'll probably do the godzilla 98 movie and the 2019 movie the two we probably want to do on e-fab movies We've got a lot of movies free fat movies to watch Godzilla final wars goofy as hell great e-fab movies material There's even a japanese dude with dreadlocks only for a moment though Is it this is a dreadlocks man in in dark phoenix? He was very strange that his power was Gangly weird dreadlocks that attack people. I don't know. That was a weird one Um, can I get a shout out my animations get like 300 views a piece The cinny animations is a channel that does animations apparently Uh, if anyone in chat wants to check out some animations. I actually I think I recognize that name That's one of the people who did one of the memes This one. Oh, it was the one with the um guy who said He was a masterpiece three times in the window. I will post it in chat A link to that video and then subscribe to the channel or at least check out the other videos if you're interested Cine animations Uh, they've censored the hell out of super chats. I need a code word so curse words like ryan dorson I don't know what that would be a reference to mr cloud world poster Vector is a bland one wasted christoph waltz as part of the reason why I didn't want to see it because I was like Everyone kept saying they wasted christoph waltz and I was like, oh Well, I really like christoph waltz. So now I don't want to see it. That works You're not supposed to waste christoph waltz. That's the rules Uh, can you watch the cyberpunk trailer on stream? Uh, if if wolven rags were still here, I'd probably do it But like I'm not too bothered by it as a whole so it's probably not worth it I'll just sort of sit there watching it and I'll be like, well That was that And I shan't like to provide you guys no kind of interesting commentary But if you're really interested, we could probably do it at the beginning of the next e-fap. Maybe Casino royale is the best of the recent bonds But pretty much anything pre tomorrow never dies is better than the new ones in my subjective opinion I've not done a rewatch of james bond movies in a long time, but I liked golden eye gold finger A couple of other ones are my favorites And yeah, casino royale is a big favorite from a lot of people Jesus bolia still going. I've got 33 minutes to get the rest of these done. How many have I got? Oh my god I gotta get moving faster Capitalism ho mola. What's the gayest thing you've ever done as a straight man myself The gayest thing I've ever done is take two black men in my ass Um, I don't think I've done any any of the big gay I don't think I've done many of the small gay In a little bit And once So that would be a small gay, right? Uh Yes, I'm much smaller than gay than that. Can you get like a tickle? He tickled a peen Apparently Bethesda said they're bringing in human NPCs into fallout 60 fallout 67. I'm guessing he means 60 26 And the crowd Applaused for it. That's what wolf just sent me on on dick cord. It's actually discord and I said dick cord Yeah, that's fun. I knew it was funny. You didn't laugh very fast though. I'm starting to think you didn't find it funny at all Would you rather slide down a flagpole covered in razor blades? Would you rather slide down a flagpole covered in razor blades or make love to an inside-out porcupine sincerely mr. Massive So basically would I rather cut the shit out of my hands? The point where they might even fall off Or make love to an inside-out porcupine. Yeah, I don't know Losing your hands or your peen ween What would you choose? Uh the one that hurts the least I'd probably have to lose the peen ween because hands are super useful I know the peen ween is super useful too, but Like No, that's tough Maybe if it's just in the future we can get a replacement peen ween Or hands either way I just watched the legal legal video. I can explain why the guy is 100 in the wrong Do it, but I didn't video I I I implore I implore any and all lawyers to have fun with it I mean fuck you really make a successful channel responding to his aches on things right Anybody here know of any channels who are successful from responding to one channel specifically at first? Like perhaps channels that cover film criticism Like perhaps channels like cinema sins being covered. Does anyone know of anyone who ever did that? I reckon I know a guy not here though, so I'm sure I'm mixing someone up is probably not a thing Perion Chronicles is on kindle for ten dollars It is the story of general valka perion and his return to his empire hundreds of years after vanishing From malachi done. Uh, like I said findable On kindle for ten dollars. There you are folks Mola did a series covering h bomber guy. That's true. I'm all a guy to do that Did you see my doninator edit on twitter? Uh should have been right under the word of wolf street picture. I may have missed it If you want to send resend it i'll try and pop it into the next rotation Rags you need to chill with the thirst bro rags needs a thirst quencher Where do you think that he would have gone? Yes Not wearing costumes is normal in disney except for special events So children don't confuse guests for cast members that could get dangerous I was gonna say if this is something they do for most of their um things I wouldn't really be bothered But if it's something new that they're doing I would be like why is it taking you so long to implement this? Sounds like it would be a problem regularly, but What would I know a bit behind but just so you know in alabama stand your ground means you do you feel threatened on your property? So Um, yeah, I imagine alabama is more Uh, you're allowed to shoot more in general with things from my very limited understanding um But it's interesting how it changes between states The cocks of mawler's heart are quite warm indeed. Oh my goodness. That's definitely a recent thing that I said so again So go I still got like 20 minutes at least Hey guys, thanks for the wonderful stream help me at work today I'm also really glad to hear rags listens to doomcock keep up the great work and thanks He did come on the stream for efap number number seven Eight was the major lee won when we covered his video. So Yeah, um, I assume rags may have watched him from there or he's seen him and recommended either way doomcock is a wonderful creator A scary creator. Do you think there's a rose tico at a park? at the park The park which park? Also, yes, whichever park you're referring to Sorry, my brain is pretty melted right now. I was up since 4 a.m. And we're nearly at 2 a.m. So I'm coming full circle. Now you throw a milkshake. You're thrown out of the helicopter while flying naturally I mean, is that uh equal? Excessive force that probably seems like a bit much. I don't know throw out of a helicopter for throw a milkshake. I don't know. I don't know I don't know man Got it. You got to be fair and then again the lawyer will defend you in any case. So you'll be fine Yes, mola. I am indeed an egyptian god now Could you west toys cut out the bs and stop acting like the rulers of my lands were black when the sahara separated us from them for ages when we made pyramids and They made huts I mean, hey Huts are pretty good. They can provide a lot of heat Pyramids are good for like, you know, burying ancient rulers like who wants that Just ancient rulers really press f for mola. Yeah, sure enough. We're almost dead, but I might be able to make it Yall's content made me a better writer after watching you rip on bad writing ended a briefing can keep plot points of the novel I wrote it's much better now. I'll add you if I haven't published it. Well Again, we really really like to hear that sort of thing. So thank you, uh, dan, and I hope that it really has helped That uh, you find success Uh, hey rags carcino or leonfield rifle I will copy And Oh my god guys, it's lejon wick in leziba bunk I need to order the collectors edition with a lifetime supply of soil and I mean, yeah, it does seem like a selling point But you know, it could be really good and who doesn't love keanu reeves at this point He's probably one of the most beloved celebrities there are Didn't mean to promote twice in one episode. It's all right mark. No problemo Female angers is breathtaking He's been killing people He's breathtaking. He's been literally strangling people. He's been stealing their breath Yeah, Jesus We should probably get somebody on us e3 will know that mean I will know your meme Female anger is the weather vane of truth that's from dick masters and apparently interesting Love your work, bro. Ifap's solo is gold. I mean, I hope people have been entertained by this How long have I been doing? Oh my goodness. This has been like Fucking three hours of super chests Longer than most podcasts Uh, the unbridled rage should be reduced to a book Reduced to a book. I don't think it's long enough to be a book as it is I never thought I'd hear you turn down money laugh my ass off Um, you know money money isn't everything. Um, I can't buy a foretear with money I can only get one through like putting m&m's on a fishing rod and leading him into my house Yeah, that's actually how we first uh got in touch with each other. Yeah, I don't lie I do not Length is underrated when compared to depth therefore I shall donate to artificially lengthen this stream. Whoa We're getting getting close now I think Many how many that's your opinion? I'm not really countable in an easy way We're definitely getting there In a way Uh, why is foretear excited for spider-man doesn't he know spider-man's coming out? What do you I get it? What do you have to say? Uh, I Get it. That's that's what what I thought That is what I am the last super chat at the time of me sending this that was true That was true reaction to cyberpunk 2077 trailer. I mean not on this stream, but possibly in the future Um mauler I went out drinking at 7 p.m. BST and now I'm home and you're still going that's cool, bro Um, yeah, we've it's it's seven and a half hours stream. I watched lord of the rings Retina the king today. I've not done anything to do with human life today Other than eyes staring at a screen. It's bad for you But it's ultimately good for you because um I've have you heard about this if you like if you watch a screen for hours on end without any breaks It'll improve your eyesight and intelligence By 10 I heard it turns your uh face square My parents actually used to tell me that when I was a kid. I was so fucking terrified. Yeah, mine actually did the same Uh try bringing Thor Skywalker on e-fap soon Please I have heard of his channel. We're not against that. We'll uh, maybe look into that too A4 tier is it considered necrophilia if your partner is alive when you start? Uh If you divide the The constant by six then yes, I believe it is. Yeah, you carry the one Sorry, did you carry the one? Um No, I think that's is nullified By I'm pretty sure it's binary the second that they're dead it counts as that everyone knows this Is what you just said was some kind of math thing that no one believes in Your crazy religion. Look at that. You even freaked out chat. You know how long it takes to do that It's very resilient to these sorts of things Finally out of p is a song only sorry chat I don't think it was you. I think it was the super chat Miss a molar are there any movies you consider objectively good, but dislike They there are I've forgotten what they are because I've answered this question before a while ago. Um Is an inception one of them Uh Or is it the missed opportunity of oh, hey, I mean, I guess I could count done kick I think that's a good film, but I don't really care about then again. I would criticize its characters. I don't know That's complicated That's complicated I'd have to really have a good look around because the problem is I tend to forget movies that don't interest or or Mulate me as as most people would probably feel Um, the ones I love and hate often stay in memory for much longer Um, yes, hopefully that question is answered over the coming e-faps as we discover and talk about more movies and stuff I um Oh, yeah chip chiply. Did the did the emotes end up working for you? Don't know. I didn't check if they uh, if they had We need a skull on wheels emote Um, I could probably sort that out. Actually, I will make a note I don't know how well it would work though Because it would be so small, but we'll look into it. See what happens Oh, you can put them in super chats as well. That's neat um our wrist fangs in 391 bc don't give women control. They'll destroy the world a bunch of chosen women in the 20th century. That's a sexism's give us power Okay, your enthusiasm theme starts playing I mean, I don't think it's as simple as that God of the sun. How could you say such things? A jury would never take that seriously Hello, Mao's china department. Well, like I said There are juries the word I guess This channel is satire Uh, do not Mossad do not shower us. We actually like the last Jedi. We're marking white supremacist susan We promise to call off the call off the snipers. Oh, I understand Um, I meant what state the sea. Oh, yeah, I read that out Portia, why has god blessed me with three nipples? Uh, because he obviously loves you more than everyone else And there's the amount of nipples is equivalent to uh god's love for you Oh wow, is that rags? When did you join? 20 minutes ago Hi We've actually got literally like 10 minutes left before we're capped out on the stream and I've only got a couple left I can do this. Yeah, uh Hey, just saw you started six hours ago. Nice job kisses. It's actually seven hours and 40 minutes according to ob s Yes suggestions critical thinker drunk 3po both good content creators and good dudes Also, have you ever had any desire to get back into animation like the game rooms potential? I always liked animation, but um I was never good enough for it From my perspective for how much time I was trying to spend into it and I was just like It's it's something I find really fun and charming, but I don't think I have the time But I I would like to get good at it and then create animations animations are cool And yes critical drinker and uh, I don't I don't think I know drunk 3po is but again, both of them would probably be uh Good guests from from what I understand Um, I'm doing this to put the stream to the eight hour mark How dare you artistic? Uh, hi rag from blue j hi Mola, please make a series ripping into neo. It's making me hate gaming itself Uh, I didn't really care about neo that much I'm not really the guy To uh to do it, you know elden ring release when Miyazaki make more games. Damn it Give him time. Oh god Bethesda presser is on and it's puritism right now Want us to think they're all about the fans. They aren't want us to believe how bad they feel about the sorry state of fallout 76 We won't But we're gonna get like a super chat about the Bethesda fucking e3 So close to the end Mola, you could just do a graywimtism and make love to a porcupine with your fingers or are you assuming you need A peep to make love. Hello sexism and transphobia pill department. I assumed that was in the rules I just I assumed that's my bad Didn't think you'd let me do a finger alone. That's You know Chat I can't believe you turned down money off my ass off mola. It's not about the money It's about sending a message or a massage Both would work Oh, he corrected it to message And then another one that says hi rags Hi And then another one that says hi rags He didn't say hi back. I'm sorry. Eric. Yes, I did. No, I said I said there was two of them Oh, there were oh Who was the second? Uh, the first was ryan the second was eric Ryan and eric Are they brothers? Uh, definitely All right, then quarry. Thank you for the new membership Why thank you quarry. Oh, I don't want to have to pronounce that surname Me neither. That's why I just said quarry You guys still going can't wait to watch later. Yeah, nearly finished rags. I got void bastards bloody hell is it fun? Another fun game I'm glad you're really liking it. I dig it too. I think it's a great game Wish you guys had streamed with boogie such a shame I mean, maybe one day he'll guest on eFap. Who knows? It's funny. Maybe It's funny. I liked mohler, but as I watched eFap, I've come to love rags. Enjoy listening to you lol. Oh, wow See his his curiosity has bloomed into amorous love and admiration. He came for the mohler, but stayed for the rags Story the story of life itself um Then you got hello rago from taylor No response to that. No mind Rago Hey to rago Yeah, perhaps he's referring to ragu, which is a kind of like a like a sauce And I can tell you all about the sauce if you need me to I think I think good. Yeah It goes good on the tortellini. I got killing floor two so I can shoot you in the back later Oh, that's wonderful. Beowyn. That's wonderful. You can you can actually make the art a reality Wait, there's no friendly fire and killing floor. Is there a little too? No Maybe not you can't stream with him mohler. It's too late. I am pretty sure boogie Would you know be able to do a different day if he wanted to? um And yeah, and then I've got there's a selection of things for you rags that I've got in this notepad We've only got like 10 minutes. This maybe I can get through them quickly with you The first one is hi rags Hi, I think a lot of people like saying that to you. I'm starting to notice this as a patent now um Oh, well Give the people what they want Um, the next one was oh rags them. You beautiful doggo. I love you so Oh, really? Well, we haven't met yet But I'm sure that our um, I'm sure that your love will turn into well Love is a two-way street Uh recommendation for for all three of us. Uh, it was love death and robots Love death and robot I think it has popped up on on the street uh on the show before but Uh rags your new intro added several years to my lifespan Oh, were they human years or dog years? Yeah, I guess it would be better if it was human years, but no either way I imagine it probably was it's that high quality Rags is is clearly consoles beat pc because I have to serve my corporate overlord That was the super chair. Not the worst reason I've seen yeah Help rags. I got caught in my own zipper again You know what just accept the fact that You know that story of icarus and didlas Instead of don't think of it as Like your wax wings are having a big ass dick Yeah, so take the good little bad Do you guys have any favorite movies with a focus with the visuals or music like space odyssey or fantasia? and obviously that's A portion of it is for you to answer. So what do you have you got any? We're like music's a big thing in it. Yeah all visuals Well music specific, I mean I like the fantasia stuff I thought um Man, well visuals is oh, there's a lot for visuals music's a lot harder Because it's way easier nowadays to you dazzle people with the spectacle I mean look at look at the Godzilla movie, you know, it looked great movie was crap otherwise How dare you? um So, yeah, is there any movie that comes to mind other than the examples or That you um, I guess called zilla counts then the imaginarium of dr. Parnassus was really visually interesting Um, we watched eternal sunshine of a spotless mind that had some nifty stuff going for it. It's simple But it was played really really well, and I liked it a lot Um, I've always liked the blade runner kind of visuals and sound I think sound was always a big part of blade runner made it really great But I'm sure there's more. Um, I just had to like think about it, you know Rags my man everything right to western progressives is collectively conservative alt-nazi right Don't bother looking for present definitions on google read old books on the matter I can't remember what I was in reference to but I'm guessing it was to do with the fucking legal legal guy I don't know maybe Would rags be able to shoot someone beating him considering he is his own dog Oh, that's very good. I I believe so I think so I think if they can't I think they'll pass the license out to me They're basically giving me Giving me that kind of power. Mm-hmm I knew this was directed at you, but uh, it simply said I volunteer for the hate fucking Oh boy Got a got a taker there Seeing as the three of you are pc gamers So obviously this will just be your portion of this What games would you recommend for someone who's relatively new to the platform and he must have exclusives or good multi-platform games We're new to pc gaming Um unironically minecraft is one that everybody is a game that probably everybody should have Um, I would highly recommend the Witcher 3 as a game Divinity original sin 2 is a good strategy game That uh works really really well with a pc ui Uh, the civilization games are pretty good. I'd recommend five Let me see few new pc civilization might be something you want if you're Well, well, it's not that no if you're new to pc that's it's like ui and controls and stuff But civilization is really good because It really helps to introduce you to the mouse and keyboard Click things learn shortcuts kind of uh kind of gameplay because there's a lot of stuff going on It's not fast paced though So you don't it's not like you have to learn this stuff on the fly or anything You can take all the time that you need, but it really utilizes a lot of you know pc gaming's You know It's strengths it really takes advantage of its ui So I'd recommend that uh uh games like I would I would say try a game that you played on console before But play it on pc and see the difference that'll really help because it'll be a familiar kind of experience But you know just the hardware and peripherals will just be the only different thing So that'll that'll probably help you settle into a new system really well Um Rags is it a coincidence that the whitest male of apex legends characters uses gas? It must be a coincidence. I don't know what that would be a reference to I doubt it's that serious, but yes I already know this from wolf as he tends to talk about subject more often, but what would be rags's favorite books Rags My favorite books Um, I really like the lord of the rings the alchemist um I really did like atlas shrug Um, I have liked let me see the first couple harry potter books I really liked but I was a really young when I read them. So that might have colored the whole thing Um, let me see Favorite books it's been a while There's been a lot of short stories that I've read and really liked. I'm a big fan of the fan the foundation trilogy hammer of god um There's been a fair number of stuff, but I've read a lot of short stories science fiction has played a huge role in You know a lot of my reading lists from earlier But I that's oh the stand. I love the stand. I thought that was really good Uh I watched one of rags one fish two fish red fish blue fish is a classic And I'd recommend everybody. Oh, oh, of course my favorite book of all time was count of money crystal Can't believe I forgot that that's my favorite book ever is the count of money crystal Love it. Love the kill blue fish blow one fish two fish blow fish blue fish is the thing that I know Because that's a simpsons episode name Just reminded me of it. I was like, oh that's probably where that comes from then Um I watched one of rags's videos and the next day my recommended was filled with every massive on youtube. Does that mean youtube is homophobic? Every map really like who I would be curious to know who exactly Because I don't like tag my stuff lgbt or anything like that Yeah, I'll be who knows what they mean by massive that could mean me and wolf I don't know like everyone's a massive on this show uh I didn't think he got enough credit so shout out to rags for that hilarious boon on jennifer laurence saying she sounded more like an x wife Remember saying that it was a pretty good joke. I do. I read it from the chat. I can't take credit for that No, no, no, no, I I read it from the comments the comments on the video It was that one of the comments on the video. Yeah, that wasn't me I didn't want that to come across like and the last Super chat that was related to you. Hey rags I don't know if it's pronounced correctly kasano or leon field rifle I don't know. I I haven't used either All right. Oh carcano. Oh I don't know. I haven't used either of them. So I can I can't say can't say um And just to catch the last few uh 10 minute part two of this stream here we come. No, I've still got Four minutes nearly made it molly. You don't get it. He's not with us anymore I'm not sure who you're referring to rags talks about dicks more incessantly than a whore-ish girl with daddy issues Um, well, I'm neither a whorey girl nor do I have daddy issues And the second question would be is that a problem? I I just don't think so, you know It's it's it's it's beautiful. I'm sorry. I I'm fucking like dick Uh, how I just did a conference and I'm here throwing money in a degenerate sodomite dog A white supremacist gas mask and one normal guy. What is life? Who knows and with that Um, I said wait, did you guys just now finish the super chats? Yes Geez man. Fucking hell. I know Fucking ages But uh, the funny thing is we're about to hit the cap on uh the streaming thing It's like I did check it recently. Apparently it is still at eight hours. Someone in there said it was um 12 hours it was extended to but I'm pretty sure it's still late either way We finally did it. That is the end of season three of efap. Okay. That's what this was I guess Um, sorry for the people We'll have to wait like 10 years for this to process to finally be able to see the beginning of it If you want to see this before I end up putting it up on moola check the description for the discord link And then it'll in the announcement section You'll be able to get a link to the unlisted version or just hang on to the url You have right now and just refresh it in about two hours. It should be processed. I think It's typically how long it takes Um, yeah, it takes a while 360p club. I thank you all so very much for watching I hope you enjoyed. Thank you very much for all of the effort in all of the efap memes and videos Sorry, it took so long to get to them But I think it was a lot of fun viewing them all in one big go Lots of Lord of the Rings memes and it was surprisingly suitable because we literally got done watching it today. Um It was nice and uh And thank you very much for the donations extremely kind and extensive to say the least I shall Say good show lads. Thank you for As long as you did efap will return Next week. I imagine I think that's the plan either way. I mean, oh, um So Friday I leave for vacation. I'll be gone until the sunday after that. Mm-hmm. So, um, I will be AFK for that time That is all right. We shall they'll sort something out Mm-hmm But yes, and no problem, baowen. We love your memes take as long as you need. Yes um But yeah, good night all thank you eric for the super chat of weight Um, and just as we are entering into the last like three minutes of before this gets cut I'm going to end the stream now. So good night all and good if you end the stream before youtube does then youtube wins I disagree Goodbye everybody and good night Mm-hmm. Bye. Bye toodaloo get Jared's face on your penis