 Everyone shiver 1000 here. We're in the Chevy Traverse There's monkey we're going on a impromptu camping trip. It's already after five o'clock, but We're not gonna set up a tent or anything We're gonna sleep in the back of here. Right mama We're gonna Cook a couple pieces of chicken and some macaroni and cheese and just kind of hang out for the night, right? All right, so We'll be back with you in a minute. Okay guys, so we made it we just we're just a couple miles from the house Right. Yeah, and we backed up here in this little channel And I'll show it to you Pretty cool That right over there is a ramp for their boats to go by I think a filmed one once yes, we did and Over there we backed in here first or backed over there first And just couldn't get a level spot it looks level from here But once you get over there, it's not but this we're on like a little island peninsula actually type of thing right here And it's perfectly live on flat Just back right down through there didn't you mama you did So we just back right through there. We're real close to the road, but that's okay We just wanted to Come out here Camping the truck tonight, right? Yep we're gonna push those seats down they lay flat and I'm gonna cook something in here in a little bit. So stick around more fun Well, I don't know how much fun it'll be but Why does lights come back on? That's weird Right are you touching something? I don't know Okay Anyway, so there we go Well, I mean cuz it's getting dark. We'll get our it's the dumb lights monkey. I don't know We'll get our chairs out and Then we'll make the bed up in there and we'll show you what we did All we're gonna do like it says through them seats down they lay flat We're just gonna put our bed rolls out and our air mattresses while airpads, they're not mattresses and That's gonna be it Now we're gonna hang out. We're gonna have something to eat and maybe I'll do a story time a spooky story time Maybe monkey will do a story a story time You got story I have to think of one. Okay. She'll think about it. She usually comes up with something. So all right What's that for? Okay for what? You know what that is when the seats are Car seat a car seat. Yeah Okay, one more shot around here Pretty cool. And this goes from miles out through their little channels like this And it goes from miles that way so Awesome We got an airboat coming funny thing monkey had to run and get her camera So we got an airboat coming So you you might get to see him go over the bridge Well, they call it a bridge. I call it a ramp the same thing Maybe he's not fuck that Okay, guys, there's her bed set up I'm on the side monkeys on that side. She brought an extra blanky. She's in case we Get cold, but I think it'll be Her if anybody does but it's 75 right now. I think so supposed to get down to like 65 so And a good thing about men in car for after we started up turn the heater on but I don't think it'll come to that so There we go. Now. I guess it's cooking time. Okay, so I was cook I was gonna cook it back in the car, but it got real windy all of a sudden Soon as we turned our cameras on So I'm in between the doors of the car here And I forgot the butter So I got it out, but it's over there. Okay, okay monkey going Let me get this heated up. Okay, so monkey got the butter got these little things Take long to melt this Cute perfect for bacon and stuff Okay Set this over here Dispose of that here a minute wish we had a wood camps though. Oh, yeah, that's right. I Don't know because I wasn't there when that happened to it Okay, so I'm gonna melt this down This is not a recipe. I'm just starting to chicken in I didn't even flower it I was gonna flower it before you left the house And I forgot so well, let's go ahead. I can throw that in there. It's a butter My piece and get monkey the big piece Left over from our teriyaki night. Well, there were still two more, but we froze them so All right, I'll bring you back in a minute. We're gonna make some macaroni and cheese. I said, whoo nice Okay, all right, as you can see it's getting darker. Oh, I was gonna put my glove to the test Because this is gonna be hot. I don't think we'll be cooking all the All the macaroni will be all right, huh? Monkey brought some popcorn. Whoops There we go. We're gonna bring that to boil and put our noodles in see how well that goes Okay, I'm gonna mix this up That's a milk over here. Then we're gonna grab a bite to eat And we'll tell some stories Whoa, so we'll be back with you Funny he's the fuck that look at Bruno checking out What you see there, bud? No No, they're on an airboat you can run them on the ground Probably scared of the height of the bridge, but they can make it That's just regular gas Okay, guys, so the guys in the airboat Airboat will start so we're gonna make some jiffy pop popcorn. What road is this? I can't remember No, this is Turner camp. Okay. All right, here we go Another story for you because I gotta use this thing There we go. And that's how I got to light my cigarettes for us tonight another story I got two stories. You gonna pop off it or you make me do it Make it close What's your man? Yeah, you need to We'll ever do her thing There goes Oh that guy's coming back. I don't know it's gonna get noisy guys, but we'll turn it down for you Yeah, it's gonna get noisy because the other airboats coming. Maybe they'll help him. Okay, slow down What you hear pops start shaking? No one a blinding This is two years old so we don't even want to pop may not windy to pop it a little bit guys rain So yeah, this popcorn will be real big remember. Yeah, this one's meant for camping in There goes you guys haven't checked out outdoors McGee check out his very last video because he pretty much had some problems, too And well, there's some left. It's okay. I'll have a pop pretty good Okay, there you go guys. I'll kick you back on when and more exciting stuff happens. There's my popcorn And I guess this is Bruno's Or the birds And there's your brand new phone. Okay, I can't do both. I'll be back Okay guys So they got their boat Yeah, they went and got his truck and trailer and it took him a while took him forever but Apparently they were out of gas or something anyway At a guy bringing gas, which I don't know why because he didn't start it back up And his truck trailer so they just back down over there and loaded the boat up when stood up onto the trailer. So but So anyway They did get it running it did start up and run so they must have been out of gas I think he tilted the gas tank or whatever to see if that's what it was but So he had a bad day. Yeah, I felt bad for him a couple hours. He was over there Yeah, about two hours waiting on them to come back and they left him by himself. Nobody would stay with him So anyway, Monk And tell your story now My story. Yeah, tell your story first. Oh my story about Bruno story time I Was a kid, but that's cool Anyway, so last night we're laying in bed Well, I'm laying in bed shabers over by the computer because it's working on one of his videos that you've seen That he loaded up last night earlier in the night. Yeah earlier in the night So we're kind of watching you know, I mean earlier in the night was outside We were outside with Bruno What was we talking about? I was telling about what happened in the bedroom What was we talking about last night? We're talking about camping that we need to go camping because it was nice outside So, um, it's raining. Yeah, it's raining. My watch is told me it was raining so we were outside talking about that and so we came in and I'm watching TV on the bed and so Bruno gets up there on his side of the bed and He has his pillows Prop up and so Bruno actually took the pillow on his pillow and Put it on top of him and he got underneath it and crawled up in a ball Like he was making a little tent a little fort. Yeah, a little fort So I think that was our hint that we need to go camping So and then after that I got in the bed. He got down and got underneath the bed There's like a cave under there for him to go through. Yeah, so he was So it's kind of like his little Camping trip. He made a fort. Yeah, that was cute. He just started nudging under that pillow I thought because he likes to try to bury his treats sometimes So we was watching him on somebody got a treat under there But he didn't he got under there and he got all the way under and all you can see was the pillow moving every once in a It's like he made a little tent We wish we had it on video because that was a really cute. Yeah, so here we are. We are camping so Yeah, but we're car camping Yeah, well Stealth camping This is really not a campsite. No, but you know, I've had people ask me won't you do some stealth camping because? Well, I feel about that is I feel like if I do that I'm smacking every trucker and every homeless person in America for doing that Because they have to homeless people they have to do it They have no choice And for me to go out and try to monetize my video for monetary gain and go look I'm stealth camping I shouldn't be here and you know, there's a guy a mile up the road that has no choice Right and reason why I said truckers is they do it every night Every night, you know, they pull over they get in the back and they sleep Yeah, I don't see the big hype in this You know sleeping in Walmart parking lot And all these people. Oh, I turned my van into a camper So, you know, I bought a bus turned it into a camper or so one because one night she made a good point She said well, you know, the pioneers did that with horses and wagons. That's right That was their camper. Yeah, they would drive all friggin day long nighttime. They'd set up camp They sleep in the back of their thing and some of them even had a little what they called pot belly stove in them Yeah, so, you know, we're talking 17 1800s. Mm-hmm. I don't see the big hype in it, you know Building a camper out of a van. I mean, it's not that hard Or a bus, you know, look, I built a camper and a lot of them guys, you know, I've only got 10 grand in the stuff And I only gave, you know, 12 grand for the for the van And so I only got to $22,000 in this camper a camper. That's, you know, 15 years old, right? That you had to do all the work to You can go buy a decent camper five years old for that kind of money. It's already a camper I don't see the hype in it. I'm not cutting them down. So my haters, whatever I'm just saying I don't see the hype in it and I really don't like the Stealth camping for that reason because there's people out there to living under bridges But then you got this, you know, big-time youtuber camping under a bridge for monetary gain, you know For views and stuff when there's a guy up the road that has no choice Yeah, you know cuz getting nothing because if we get made to leave we just go home, right You know if this guy if the if the guy that honestly really has nowhere to go If he gets made to leave in a rainstorm snowstorm, he's got no choice No, he has to sit in it or walk around, you know, you can't be under this bridge He's got to go try to find somewhere else. He can't just go. Okay. Well my camping trips over I'll just go home to my nice warm bed. I just You know, I have a problem with that I really do, you know, because like I said there are and there's homeless that's out there that are doing that, you know That half-tune they don't have a choice and but that's why I never got into stealth camping because you know, I mean I drove a truck for a couple years and I did it every night, you know Pull over somewhere and jump in my bunk and I Mean, you know, it's not like it hasn't you know what I'm saying. So Anyway, all right You any more stories? Yeah, you do I thought you meant you want my story you guys might be moving a little bit because well, we do have the gimbals building or the Boss stabilization So but you guys are on our air mattress She didn't bring a tripod so I took her Headband thing for her camera and I took the band off of it's really easy to take off But it's also got a clip. So I got that clipped on to my band on my camera So we're using one tripod and her camera's mounted on to my camera. So that's pretty cool I'll take a picture of it with my phone. I'll throw it in this video how we got how we got this set up You know survival situation your number one tools up here Yeah, so if we were in a survival situation, I could have two camera angles on one tripod filming our demise She's like I said that earlier she was like you put that another way But so yeah, anyway, so good story month. Yeah, and he's happy My feet so he's happy. Oh, yeah, he loves being now You notice how quiet he's been all day like since we've been here. Yeah Yeah, he got underneath the truck there and laid there watching these people over here And he didn't bark one time. Nope. Oh, he loves them airboats. Yeah No, because that means you got to get out turn the key on No, we're not doing that we're doing our film, okay, so I I got kind of a spooky story for you. So Been about a week or so ago about a week two ago week two a week two ago Last week, maybe or maybe a week before wasn't that long ago So, you know, like I still you know, I don't sleep. I get like three hours a night or whatever, but anyway, it's like I was about three o'clock in the morning and This is kind of like the way our bed is set up, you know, she's on my right. I'm on her left And to her right There's a wall what she got, you know room between the bed and wall But that's where the wall is which has a window there. That's where we have our window air conditioning So we've got drapes, you know hanging just those light light drapes, you know curtains so and Just something out of the corner my and I and so I'm looking this way at the TV on that wall Something out of the corner of my eye, you know, you see something move I looked over just in time to see that drape coming back down It was as if somebody walked past and pulled that drape, you know, how you know and pulled that drape a good foot half 18 or foot 18 inches and Bruno lay down He's sneaking he thinks I don't see him. He's low-crawling I don't know when I'm hitting the tripod. So You know like if you walk past drapes and the drapes move and then when they when you walk walk away from them They go back. That's what happens. I thought it was Bruno Down there because he had that's where his bed is and I looked over. He's on my computer chair, which was on my left Snickers here because I was looking she woke up and she's like what's wrong. I said there's knickers over there She said no why so I opened up bedroom door look down the living room. Snickers was on the couch So what moved that and there wasn't no no not there wasn't that much air coming through that goddamn No, I have a towel there blocking it. There was no air there wasn't that much air coming through that by and by the way the The air conditioner wasn't on No, so There was no reason or the fan the ceiling fan wasn't on there and cold Okay, so there was no reason for that to be moving that far and just come back it You know even when the ceiling fan is on you can barely see it moving But this was like somebody pulled the drape over and just let it go and come back Never done it hasn't done it since but it's never done it for before either for sure so That's my story Well, I got one more already mentioned on her video clip So, you know, I'm always harping on you guys make sure you carry lighter make sure you carry lighter and I do and it's Yeah, it's almost full and Can't the flint So out of it. This is a cricket these things are junk, but these I've been getting free anytime you buy anytime we buy three packs of cigarettes He gives us a free lighter. Yeah, just one of the 79 cent So when you carry lighter carry a bit because my last bit she bought me a black one I used for a year about a year and the flint still good in it. So I still got a spark in case I need to Which I've done before may both do a video on that just a spark with the with a dead lighter And you start a fire But these ones it's always the flint goes always I've had them the acts the flint actually seen it fly out before on these So what I've been doing with my cigarette I've got this my fire striker and I use that To strike my little propane stove And then like my cigarette with that It works Because I've got like Two or three lighters in my tackle box for some reason I didn't put one in my backpack Probably cuz I'm thinking I always have one in my pocket. All right, but in this case. Yeah, these things If you're gonna carry lighter, you got to carry two of these that's for sure I've had a brand new not even light I mean, you know just brand new first strike and flint fly out of these these crickets suck But get your back You know throw it in your pocket Because you know like so smoke half a pack a day and that that lighter that big lighter last to me about a year so, you know and It lights a lot because like sometimes, you know Garage smoke or smoke a little bit of a cigarette put it out. I'll come back out like it. So, you know, sometimes it's lighten Three times. It's lighten one cigarette. So that's a lot of strikes and a lot of lights And people say yeah, but it's eventually gonna run out of fluid It's eventually gonna run out of fluid, which is true She mentioned earlier Hardly any airboats out tonight. I said, well, you want to see an airboat. I'll turn the camera on. There you go I can't be out in the middle of nowhere so but Anyway, so they're like, you know, well, it's eventually gonna It's going to run out of fluid true. She's still got a sport And they're like, you know your fire striker Indefinitely, no they will wear out too because it's flint, right, you know, it's just all it is. I Mean, it's you know and they can break So I'm not saying don't carry one I'm saying always have two ignition sources at least a lighter and but just Normal everyday situations, you know, throw one of your glovebox keep it in every vehicle you got You got a boat for one in there for one of your tackle box, right, you know a lighter But yeah, it's like so all what I was getting at was if you you know I mean if you can't get help in a year By the time that big lighter runs out And besides once you get a fire going You know Providing you've got the resources you can keep that thing going on that long Or you build a big good fire the next day you still got coals You don't have to relight use your lighter every time So I don't I you know, but it runs out of fluid. Yeah, it does But jeez if you can't get help by the time you use that pickup You're probably gonna be there for a while You probably got a cabin built now and So that was my story time. That was her story time and I Don't know I may turn you guys back on me. You got you want to talk to yours say anything You tell it interesting stories tell us another one you have good stories. I don't know what you want to hear about I can tell you about the time I got my ass kicked by a deer What happened? I got my ass kicked by a deer. Yeah I just said what happened. How did it happen? Okay, so me and my buddy Dave we called him dupe short for dupe re Anyway, funny guy So we was out deer hunting right so You know he's ever I can see him, you know, he's about a hundred yards away to my right so and you know I'm pointing this way and he's pointing like that way, you know So we got we got everything covered and we can see what's coming between left and right So we had it covered, you know, so I wouldn't want you that way. He wouldn't shoot this way See what I mean? So it was all safe and everything and sure enough here comes a dope big old dough I'm down and she's looking around Little bit further a little bit further and I mean I'm right at her right and I'm waiting I just want that good cuz I like to make one clean shot And she stepped out from behind this tree and I went And she stopped and looked and that's all it took I dropped her right then good lunch I know some of you guys if you don't like hearing about that you might want to fast forward So dropped her right then. I'm like, yeah Here come your Dave. All right, Marty. I hear him shuffling ass up through the woods. So I'm standing there and I get my gut knife. I'm getting ready to gut her but I'm thinking now, you know I'll let Dave catch up. I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and I like to cigarette. I just get it lit and I hear Only I'm looking at Dave and I hear this behind me, right and I turn around Here's the this buck. I mean he had kind of he just had a small basket rack He was like seven or eight point, but he was a big body deer, right huge deer And must have been his mate. I killed so this thing just just like like body checks I mean like you would a boom and knocks me down, right? And I'm like crap Knife flies out of my hand Oh shit, so he starts to shit on me, right? And I'm down and I'm And I hear Dave laughing his ass off. I'm like dude help He's like he didn't get involved in that And I'm like do something so what's he do? He comes over kicks a knife closer to me It runs back a ways a little bit The whole time he's got his cell phone He's filming this whole thing right filming this whole thing Oh So I grabbed this this boxy Left on her and I got him and I got him twisted. I remember this is fighting I can't do it in here, but I mean this this is a fight You know, I mean a fight fight never fought a man that that's strong But you know, I he was trying to get me, you know, I finally got my knife and You know, I did what I had to do you know, I mean which I had to call that in because You know, I had a tag for that. Oh, and I killed a buck So I'd call the game morning come out and checked it and they found out this story was true But the whole time he's filming he didn't hit record. Oh No So you never got it. No, but he was laughing the whole time. He's like get him already kick his ass Do I need help he comes over he's like skittishly comes over kicks a knife closer to me runs back It was like I wasn't about to get enough scrap with you Gee tanks, you know, because we've been in boardroom scratch before he had my back. He's right there, you know Good guy to have around but when it came that deer, you want to He's not knew you could take him on me. I mean the deer. I weighed me, you know It dressed out like 190 pounds. I was only like I Bruno sit down, please and I was only like, you know 165 then maybe 170 I mean, I just had later for a minute, you know, I'm just like, oh, I'm out of breath and they think The warden's name was Ruby Williams. He's like you gonna call mr. Ruby. I'm like, you know that shut the fuck up He's just laughing the whole time There for a while he he started it and got my friends calling me buck for a while Because I got a fight with a deer buck deer Be walked through the store. Hey buck But yeah, I mean if I didn't have a knife he would have kicked my ass Yeah, you know, they were in rat So, you know, you must with it I didn't see him and I said Dave did you see that did you see the buck and he said why I've been watching him He said he kind of went in front of me, but I didn't have a shot and I said by that time He said by that time he was behind it behind me. So he couldn't shoot in my direction He said why couldn't get your attention Because you know, I could have spun around and got that deer, right? I didn't know he was back there But Dave couldn't get my attention cuz I'm watching this dough. I wasn't looking over here Dave. I'm watching this dough I True story, but so anyway, that's my story time I never told you that story. That's true story Yeah, he's like I recorded the whole thing like well, that's good at least we got something out of because oh wait No, I didn't He did take a picture, but it was pointed down. He got nothing Except a good story to tell his grandchildren, right? That's one of these things that really happened to nobody will believe you, you know like a more than had to believe me because I Mean there was no bull a hole in that deer And he didn't want to shoot at the deer, right? I mean, you know, you could have shot me So, you know, there was no bull a hole in the deer and it just had his neck cut So, you know, he was like well, I have no choice but to believe it because who's gonna Jump on a deer the slicey throat, you know, right? I Mean it was self-defense. Thank God I didn't have to go to try one It was seriously self-defense Oh man and the rack wasn't that great. I mean No, no, it was real like says a little basket rag Seven or eight point, but they were small times. They're just little there's a big body deer So they get get enough meat. I did give some meat to Dave too, but Because I had two deer Well, I kept the buck and then the the dough I gave some I gave a bunch of meat out of the dough to Dave and then The rest of what we took the salvation army Yeah, our salvation army in Ohio my hometown they give out deer meat Yeah Yeah, so but that's my story. So anyway, I'm gonna kick you guys off And I'm gonna try to get some of these mosquitoes out of here for monkey Because they are all over because you know, we are on this water here in this little peninsula and I do have a door open because it's hot in here So all right, I think monkey's got to go pee. It's just like how do I pee? You start bringing a bucket it'll be interesting. I Shall film it. No, you shall not Well, use your camera. No, you will not my phone. No All right, I'll be back with you guys Were you waving boy? Are you gonna say more maybe later if interesting stuff happens update Yeah, I got my window down. Sorry about the wind noise, but my mom Well that monk The water rise It got up about two feet from the car With a truck so and we was just gonna move forward But then there was a dip there so we couldn't pull down a neck. That's what the water was coming to And we would have really been left on an island And if we'd have moved up a little farther, well then the angle and slope of that hill There is no way, you know So we just decided well, we'll just come home. I think we would have been okay, but Better safe than sorry, huh? Yeah, I think we would have been alright. We was like, well, you know what let's just we we did attest so we know It's gonna be it's comfortable black there Oh, yeah, I mean No, and I Never sleep not bet you it's 11 o'clock exactly right now and I would have been I Think I would have been asleep at midnight And it's it's raining more so See if it rains south of us because that's only a mile or so from the width of the Likuchi River And if it rains south of us the river rises here because it runs this way So that's why this one this even though it's just a channel it forks off of the lakes and That river and also their springs there So it started rising and we was like I still think we would have been okay. I Mean this thing would have went through some water, but I Just didn't want to wake up and step into water that that's an eerie feeling waking up wet That's another story time story. I told monkey about it So anyway, we just decided to come home It's no biggie it happens Yeah, I mean, it's not like we had to pick up a tent or anything so Yeah So I'll just keep an eye on it and then we'll know about how high that'll get when it rains, you know The next time we'll know I Can make a water. I can you know what I can do I can make a water alarm To where I put it so far from the truck and when the water hits it it'll emit a loud beep noise Yeah, and then we know okay. We got to go That'll work on it And we found out what what what we find out about this thing we didn't know It's got an alarm never heard it before I mean no and I tried to open the door and it went We were inside it and I opened up the back door to look out and then alarm was going off So I had to come up here fumble with the keys It's stick the key and ignition started up But I thought because some of them don't have an alarm. They just got that theft system to where You know, it'll just It just won't start This actually has an alarm. Well, it doesn't it's not a siren, but the horns go off So that's very wild Anyway, we're gonna go in and Monkey's like every lights on in the house. Yep. I Remember I remember my first night in my apartment On my first wave. Yeah first apartment first night in there. We didn't have nothing, right? So We But there was a store like a block not even a block caddy corner to us. That's when they had pay phones I called my mom and dad and my mom answered. I said where's dad at and she's like well He's he's in taking a shower. Why I said when you tell him I got every light on in the house Because he would always say damn it you kids have every light on in the house But since it was my house, it didn't matter. All right guys. So you got anything dad monk? All right. Well, I'm gonna this is my outro. So I'm gonna end mine tomorrow Morning I'll come outside was watching YouTube because we had a good connection there Yeah, that's nice thing because we go all the way to the river you have heart nothing sometimes very little If you're lucky good thing there we could watch YouTube and stuff on there So we were comfortable It's just that he got a little nervous with the water So and I don't want my car in the water. Well, there's there's a story about why I got a little nervous about that He's I think the truck would have came out it. Okay. Yeah, we've had it in over you guys seen that video clip I'm sure we're we went over the hood But still I don't I don't want to be floating. Yeah, I got another story time story about that I don't think we would have floated we made it just got muddy and stuck now It would have had to get real high to float the truck. Yeah But still it's just a thought of getting out and you're surrounded by water I Don't think it would have came up to the truck I think it would have went around the truck because we was on that peninsula. Yeah, it was higher But then the water around us and then it dipped down to pull out So I think we'd have just been stuck on a little island And there wasn't no room if I had to get a run for to get it out. All right We had like three feet behind this So To be safe. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Anyway I should have thought of that earlier anyhow. What's that like for? No, it's in that's built into the stereo. There should be a light blinking on here when you set the alarm on the stereo Oh, yeah, I should be a little red light blink, but I didn't ever even do we had one. So anyway When we started well, I started having problems she she had a great night But I was having problem all kinds of problem one night. Yeah, so I should have left them But I thought I screw it, you know, we're just getting the truck go to sleep and then Started raining and I looked out earlier I was like, well, I was like, well the water's up. Yeah. All right guys say bye mom All right guys, thanks for watching appreciate it. She barely met the man legend golf for now She'll do her outro in the morning. So and we'll see you in the next one. Bye. Bye guys. Take care