 We're doing stand-up. Hey, welcome back to our Stupider Reactions video, it's I'm Corbin and you can follow us on Instagram for more juicy content. Today we're doing some stand-up. It's called Guns in America and India. Wait, so I'm guessing it's showing the differences? The differences aren't very stark. In case you didn't know, there's been some surveys that have done. Anyway, yeah, there's not a lot of differences between America's gun culture and the rest of the world. Not at all. We like our guns here. But it's fine, say this name. I think we have more guns than we have children. Probably. Surabh Pant. I don't believe, unless I'm wrong, the name is not familiar to me. Maybe we'd have. I don't think we have. I don't know. But we'll see. Here we go. Guns in America and India. 2016, Donald Trump realized that America has Indians. Because India's population in any country grows at a percentage rate of Fibonacci numbers. It's a close-up, yeah. So Donald Trump could try and appeal to Indian voters in the US. He had a campaign, a video campaign, which went the following way. He said, Donald Trump and I love India. I love India, I love Hindus. I love Hindus and I love India. India and Hindus. I love India, I love India and Hindus. Up ki baar, Trump's our card. He has a chance to be Prime Minister of India in 2011. Because he also thinks that India is represented only by one religion. He said it, not me. The two major things that they discuss in US politics during campaigns is only guns and abortions. Actually, they didn't talk about abortions at all in the campaign. But they didn't throw guns. Because what they want is for women to create more babies. So they have target problems. No, but we are high in certain ways. Abortion in India is legal. It's very little opposition to it. It's legal up to 21 weeks. Because we want to give women the rights to their bodies as they should have. Also, we have 1.28 billion people. We are happy to provide you any exit strategy. It's guns, guns. It's easy to procure guns in the US. It takes apparently certain places, certain states in the US. It takes 7 minutes. You can go into a mall in the US and buy a gun. You can do that shit in India. You can go to Phoenix Mills and buy a top from Zora. And then go buy some pyaas from Big Bazaar and then go buy a bamboo. They're that easy. If you do it in reverse. It's harder to vote somewhere. Yes, the buy a gun. America. Minus 100% discount. Again, it's harder to procure in India. If you want to procure it legally in India, it's a long process. It's a long process. You have to get a character certificate. You have to get IT returns. You have to get address proof. It's a crazy amount of paperwork. The entire process takes months, sometimes years. Good. Or you can just go to Guddu from Gurgaon. He's going to make it at home. I got a free T-shirt in Zara. Somebody is not doing a gun crime in India. Somebody is not doing a gun crime in India. We don't say shit like that. That person was probably mentally unstable. Shit like that they use in the US. We basically, somebody has done a crime. We basically say let law take its course. Let's law take its course. You did a violent crime. Let law take its course. And if you're convicted, we'll send you to the parliament. That's a very cliche joke. It's not. 34% of Indian parliamentarians have criminal record. 21% of them for violent crimes. That can't happen in any other organization in India. Welcome to Infosys. 34% of our employees have criminal record. Can't see a new HR director. Guddu from Gurgaon. I like him a lot. He's from EIC. And we've seen him in AIB as well. But we haven't seen him do stand-up. I don't believe so. I absolutely love this guy's routine. Where he's coming from. I want to hear more of him. It's to make you uncomfortable with truth. Right. It's very low level Sacha Baron Cohen. It's also George Carlin. A very different temperament. I'm sure a lot of people hate him because of what he said. I'm sure he has a lot of haters. Oh yes, he does. But if you do obviously political commentary, regardless of what side you're going to do political commentary on, no matter what you say, if you say anything about the government, you're going to get hate. Yeah. But I liked it. I like it when people are uncomfortable. And you could tell especially in that one where everybody was like, Ooh. I love that stuff. Bill Barr is great. I love Bill Barr. He does that with a bun. I don't know if you saw his SNL open. No. But he was just ragging on white women. I don't know if you know of this about Bill Barr. He's like the only white dude in America who can get away with the kind of jokes he says that are racial. Because the jokes that he says, you can tell if you know the guy, he's saying the nasty truth, but it's not where he believes. You know that. It's not where he's coming from. Yeah. I love this. Yeah, I thought he did a phenomenal job, so I would love to see. But the whole gun issue, I don't know how much you guys are aware of this, not just the accessibility, but there are people, I know some, who the preeminent thing for them in a presidential election or one that you're just selecting representatives or senators, there's no more important issue for them than the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms. Yeah. Everything rises and falls for them on that. We both have come from Texas. Texas is very, very vat, or at least was for a long time. Who knows if it's changing, but the two issues that some people vote on are the ones he said, and those are the only issues that matter. To them. Those are the only issues. Correct. Is that the Second Amendment and abortion. Right. Nothing else matters. Right. You could be a pedophile as long as you support the Second Amendment and you support, you plan to change. The planet could be dying. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So it's, it's almost, but yes, especially in Texas and more southern states, you can go in and get, be out in a few minutes with buying an assault rifle. And some, you don't even need to show your ID. And yeah, before you start commenting on the definition of an assault weapon, we know that there's no definitive acceptance of that, of what that actually means, but the basic bottom line is, somebody in the United States could go and buy 500 guns with 5,000 rounds per gun and store it in their basement and they wouldn't be checked on it until they committed a crime. That's true. In some states there are, you can open carry. Texas is an open carry state. Yes. California is not. Guns are legal. There's plenty of people that buy guns. Oh yeah. In every state. I don't think it's actually, no, but it is definitively harder here, especially to get a concealed weapon license. But yeah, in Texas during hunting season, you'll see, it has to be visible. You can carry it open. You can, you'll see people in literally the back of their truck, they'll have a shotgun in the back of their truck because they're going hunting. Yeah. That's very, very common. But anyways, yeah, he was very funny. I liked him a lot. Love him. I would love to see more from him. Absolutely. So down below, let us know more stand up from him or others that we can react to and laugh at. Down what? I was going to say, Anne, don't shoot your mom. That's always good advice. That's good advice to live by. That is. That's good advice. You killed me.