 Oh god. Oh no. I'm not ready for this. Oh no no no no no no no no. Hey there friends how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing more of The Forest where I'm going after the last essential item I need to actually complete the game, I think. I'm not an expert on The Forest despite being raised in one by wolves. Now luckily enough the cave I want to go to is right there. If I know my north, east and west, which I don't. I'm just assuming it's there because it's a climbing entrance and it looks like I have to climb here. Okay, looks like my logic was wrong. I think it's over there. Is this it? I think this is it. Okay, I'm going in. Imagine the rope burn, honestly. Even the rope burn alone is just not worth the effort. Not a mind of the fighting cannibals thing. Is that me breathing or them breathing? Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh no, it was me. It was me breathing in. It's in breathing. Ignore it. The light is so fucked. All right. I guess I'm using my lighter then. God damn it. Oh, more cave pills. Oh, I already have cave pills. Hold on. Let me eat some of my cave pills and then I'll pick up some of the other cave pills. God, I love cave pills. What's this? Dark-Haired person will disappear from your life. Lucky numbers. Okay. Well, it is kind of ominous. I don't know where you got this. Like out of a fortune cookie. I thought they weren't supposed to be bad things, but either way it was wrong. Like bad things did happen, but you lost your head. Not a person. Oh, I found your Dark-Haired person. Needless to say, they're shocked that the fortune cookie came true. All right. Well, I'm terrified. Is anyone in there? Because I'm warning you, I will scream. The hell was that? Sweet Jesus. Oh sweet Jesus. No. No, no, no, no, no. Don't see me. Don't see me. Don't see me. Fuck, I think they may have seen me. I think they may have seen me. Okay. I might be getting myself surrounded here. Oh god. I am. I am. I am. Okay. Time to run. No time to dilly-dally. I'm afraid. Oh, sweet be Jesus. They are all over me. What kind of strategy was this? Water. A good strategy. See you later, suckers. Oh god. Oh no. Okay. They can't swim. Idiots. That's coming from me. The guy who can't swim. All right. Good. I'm safe. Oh, hello everyone. Do you want to come in for a dip? Okay. I found my new strategy. Oh, water. Man's best friend. Yeah. And you go, they're eager to die. I'm just doing them a favor. Wait, that one's still alive. Oh wait, it's dead now. It was just struggling a bit. You got to admire that. I love travel. No, I'm going to wear a t-shirt like that when things go back to normal. Hold on. Let me slide down and eat some cave pills. Oh god. Oh, he's freaking out. He's trying to get back up to his people. No more of that for you. You stay down here dead. That's what the protagonist would say after screaming and panic. Ow, ow, stop it. Hold on. Hold on. No, I don't want you to fight fairly. Hold on. Ow, you threw your child at me. Down medication, down medication. Okay, I think you're dead. Are your children dead? I sure hope so. Is your child just threw itself at me? I don't like them at all. Luckily, I can outrun a newborn baby. It's one of my few skills. That's on the resume. Ha ha. I figured it out. Found a little rock I can stand on. Now if I could just figure out how to use accuracy, I'd be golden. Oh, oh. Okay, that's going in the montage. That was a really impressive shot. No, big boy. I'm a lot of victims. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is he like deaf and blind or what? Oh, God. Oh, is that what I needed? No, that's a camcorder. I don't need to vlog this. Ow, ow, ow, ow. I'm looking for a keycard. Does anyone have a keycard? This is a keycard. I'm trying to leave, but my guy is slowly observing the keycard instead. Goodbye. You can stay down here in your mass grave. I have no interest in hanging out with you anymore. All right. I'm much safer out here. Like, I know I'm still in grave danger. There's mutant cannibals running around the forest, but it looks so pretty and it just makes me let my guard down, you know? Wait, what is he drinking? Oh, no. I'm drinking from like a mud puddle or something. Okay, I somehow didn't get sick. Oh, you. You, come here. I want to eat you. Come here. Yes, I eat now. Oh, I caught a rock in my trap. Awesome. Wait, how did that thing just run out of there? All right. I'm eating two whole lizards to get me ready for my journey. I need to take off my scuba suit. I'm just eating through it. I'm going to have crumbs all over it. All right. So I am super close to the sinkhole now, and I have everything I need to actually get in there, except a way down. Well, I can get down there. All right. But Jesus, that's going to be a hard landing. I go down a little bit faster than I'd like. A freestanding zipline. That's what I need. Can I just zipline down? I did see when I was looking up about this game before that it is possible to drop into that hole that that arrow is conveniently pointing at. What if I just zipline and then drop straight off the zipline in? It's as easy as that. Or do as that deer did and just sink through the rocks. Oh, he's come back out. All right. That looks a bit more painful. I don't really want to do that. All right. I'll be right back. This is going to be the longest zipline ever made. I have to go all the way across. Will this even work? How is he supposed to attach the rope? Okay. I think about here. How is this going to work? Okay. I need to get rope. I actually have a decent rope. This is going to work. We need logs. Luckily I have that chainsaw. Let's whip it out. Hope I'm calling this the wrong way. I hear being a lumberjack is dangerous. The four or whatever you're supposed to yell. Every call from the area is just like, I think the cannibals get pissed off when you start, you know, deforesting the forest. That sounds like a them problem, not a me problem. I just stopped being such a snowflake. Am I right? Right. I think that's enough logs anyway. Now I just need rope. Oh, thank God I hoarded this 70 cloths so I can make rope. He carries such odd things. He is just a hoarder. He's got these teeth and everything. So much rope. I guess the zipline, look at the length of it. I should be thanking myself that I don't have to put in 100. Which way does it go? It looks almost level. I'm going to get stuck out in the middle of this thing, aren't I? I honestly have no idea which side is higher. All right, I guess we'll just start on this side and hope for the best. I'll make a little save point because, oh, there's a cannibal over there. Don't look. I'm not up to anything mischievousness. I'm even talking suspiciously. Oh, thank goodness. I was just like, please don't fall on that shelter I'm building. I like how I wasn't trying to draw attention to myself two seconds ago. And then as soon as he's out of sight, I just whip out the chainsaw instead of cutting down trees. Get off my house. I'd make a terrible Disney princess. Oh no, there are cannibals again. Leave me alone. I'm building like a theme park for you. It's going to be sick with ziplines and everything. What? They are legit just walking away. Okay. The chainsaw guy was over that way. If you want to find him, it wasn't me. Perfect sake. There's a queue for the ziplines. Oh God. Oh no. I'm not ready for this. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, it's sweet, but Jesus, I can't even see the hole. I can't even see the hole. Okay. Wait. Hold on. How did that work? All right. Well, now I'm down here. Oh, sweet Jesus. There are enemies everywhere. This isn't good. Okay. Down here. Is it? I think it's here. Is it down this way? I think so. I'm very confident in myself. This is a good reason for that. A good example is this entire video up to now. All right. That part's over. I'm freezing to death, but honestly, that might be a mercy kill at this point. What is this? This is a Timmy drawing. I swear to God. I didn't even want to look at these drawings when you lived with me, Timmy. I don't want them now. How did I miss that shot? He was right on top of me. Oh, sweet Jesus. Maybe I'm just bad. No, no, that can't be it. It must be something else. What's this? If this is a picture to Timmy, I swear to God, I don't want to see him. Key card. Yeah, I have that. It's like he's leaving me clues in reverse. After he's the scuba suit, he leaves a drawing like, Dad, use a scuba suit. I already fucking did. And now that I'm in here, he's like, oh, get the key, guys. I can hear things crawling around me or is it dripping? I don't know. I just had a feeling of like creepy crawlies and flashbacks to the mummy starring Brendan Fraser, where they have the scarabs and stuff like that. That freaked me out so much as a kid. And the other thing that freaked me out was how talented Brendan Fraser was. Stick some teeth on that axe. Give it a bit of bite, you know? Do you think the game would be nice and it'll be like, hey, you've... Oh, no. Hold on, let me light the way. There you go. Where are you, you feckers? I'll light you all on fire. Oh, no, no, no, no, don't come close to me. And you? Can you die next? That's very nice of you. Thank you. Yes, look at that. Oh, they didn't even notice that the other one died. Okay, maybe they aren't as smart as I give them credit for. Yeah, okay, maybe I'm over exaggerating my accomplishments. It's just running off. Come here. Oh, God. No, no, no, don't come here, actually. I've changed my mind. Okay. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, they're really obliging, actually, when you just straight up ask them. What the hell is this place? This looks so man-made. It's propped up. Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all. Oh, keycard door. I come prepared. I didn't even clean the blood off it. I just broke the machine. Come on. Oh, don't be anything dangerous. What the hell? I did the classic gamer thing where I craned my neck around to see. Oh, my God. What is this? What the hell all of a sudden? Do I need my weapons? I don't know. Should I close the door? There's a rope here? What? A drill? Paint? Fantastic. I've painted myself red to match the hallway. I got natural camo now. Oh, bones. Great. Why are they in the ventilation system? That's kind of sus, am I right? Among us could actually use some of those meds. Not quite as good as cave meds, but you know, they're still good. I don't want to enter here. I can see there's an escape at least. It just seems like it's going to seal behind me. What is this? Pictures of Timmy? At least someone's caring about him. Oh, I know. This is Jessica. I don't even realize what my own son looks like. I keep painting myself as well for some reason. If they're watching on the cameras, they're going to be very, very confused. Oh, my God. Someone's been living in the vents. That's kind of sus. No, I won't do it again. Don't worry. What the hell? This is just so bizarre. After traveling around caves the entire game, I'm just taking a seat. Will I just wait in the waiting lobby? Let's just wait. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Ooh, yummy leftovers. Just eating everything. I'm going to have a cup of Joe if you don't mind. There you go. Crayons. I want to be kept prisoner here. They get crayons? I got nothing out in the wilderness. Oh, they got to read little kittens. I've wanted to read little kittens for so long. I don't know if something went wrong here. Yes, something went wrong here. I think a child exploded. What the hell? Why are these baby things in here? No, you can feck off. I don't care if you're part of some wacky experiment. If you come at me, you're going down. No, no, no, no, no, no. There is monster. There is monster. How I light on fire. I've gone back to caveman mode. No, Kevin, you're back in civilization. Come on. And where I'm from, we light people on fire when they piss us off. There you go. Oh, God, that really, really pissed you off, didn't it? Okay. There you go. That wasn't so bad. I feel like this is my territory. I know this is still unknown and this is a scary lab and all that, but like this is civilization. This is where people like me thrive. Just sitting at my computer all day. I got a really bad feeling. Oh, that is a failed experiment if I ever saw one. You might solve world hunger, but that's about it. Property of Megan. Oh, it's mine now. Just scratch out her name. Micraeons. I hear something. Wait, no, it's just the funky beat of this rhythm. Okay, I'm happy. I thought it was footsteps. More babies. Are you kidding me? Ow, you can't just hit me like that. I'm an adult. I'm bigger, stronger, more aggressive and more cruel than you could ever hope to be. What the hell? Okay, that's the thing from the drawing. Do we have a life? This is getting very dark all of a sudden. What the hell is this? If Timmy built this, I swear to God, I'm grounding him for a month. Daddy's dead. Oh, that's sad. Do you have the sacraeons in them, though? We believe the device may be able to bring down a plane. You bastards. You took down the plane. It's people like you that make my fear of flying even more scary. Humans weren't meant to fly, but humans weren't meant to try and stop others from flying either. Is this the anime? Do I sit in the anime now? I just get into the machine. Oh no, what's in it? Timmy! Oh, God. Does this mean I stopped getting child support payments? Oh, this is so sad. I'm just covered in pain for no goddamn reason. What the hell? This game took a twist. Honestly, you could never expect this kind of ending for a game that started the way it did. Wait, how where did you get that? I was not after finding all the pieces of his toy head. I had like an arm, a leg, and I think the chest. Are we going to try and revive him? Yes, yes. Looking at the machine like, yes, I have the technology. I can bring him back. Put him into the anime. Every some laugh has just incinerated him or something. Like this machine could be for anything. Oh, I have to kill myself to bring back Timmy. No, thanks. Goodbye, Timmy. Come on. That was a grand old session. Back home where I belong. Everything went pretty well today. I must say. What? All right. Fine. I will go save him. God. All right, Timmy. You better beckon appreciate this. I'm going in. Wait, I can't even sacrifice myself. What the hell? Oh, okay. Maybe I can use one of the bodies from earlier. I just get into the machine. It's like, wait, if I'm in here, who's going to push the button? Yeah. Sorry. Why are you giving me so many meds and stuff? What are you doing? What are you plotting? What the hell is this? There's little blood splatters in the shape of small feet heading in this direction. Oh, no, there's a child. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to kill it. Wait, can I use you to get my child back? It seems like an even trade. Wait, it's been you that's been drawing the pictures, has it? God, you have no talent whatsoever. And I've been blaming Timmy for all this. Oh my God, you are terrifying. You're a cannibal, aren't you? Why are you pointing at me? It's nothing to do with me. It wasn't my fault. I put up here. Oh, sweep it, Jesus. The thing is freaking out. Just put her on some good rock music for that. So it seems less creepy. Okay, well, now I got to fight this thing. Hold on. I made some maltoffs earlier because I sensed danger. There you go. You're on fire now. I'll light another one. I'll just kill it with maltoffs. Oh my God, that thing can move fast. Jesus, that thing's limbs are longer than mine. And that's saying something. Freak. This poor girl. She's just verbally abusing her. Oh no, it's throwing up babies. Throw the fire. I have no arrows. Oh, sweet Jesus. I like it. It's still pulled back the string. There's just nothing to fire. I think I've died. Okay, I'm awake outside with bow in hand. Thank you so much for just returning me here. There's Megan again. Just hanging out. Can you come to the door? That would be really good. I'm just wondering, can I just throw maltoffs at her while she's just pressed up against the door? No, Megan, come back. Oh, sweet Jesus. Okay, okay. We might be onto something. Let me get a chainsaw to that child. Oh, this is great. This is great. Now this is gaming. Oh wait, it was almost dead anyway. For God's sake. All right, let's see. Come with me, child. I'm going to use you to bring back my child. All right, here you go, Timmy. You better appreciate this gift. No more birthday or Christmas gifts. This is a lifetime worth of gifts. Wait, what? After effects sake. Life sample required. Oh, I am going to have to sacrifice myself, aren't I? I opened the door. But do I have to sacrifice myself then? No? What? Do I leave? Wait a second. Do I have to go back into caves again? Okay, I'm going through this cave. And I'm not sure if I just abandoned my son or if there's still more, like, science-y part to discover what. All right, rocks on here, I guess. Is this an exit? I hope it's an exit. I don't want to just explore more caves. I want to save or kill my son. One or the other. Ah, yes. Very good. More science. Oh, sweet Jesus. What happened here? Have you been injured at work? Ooh. Oh, this is nice. This is much better than saving my son. Look at that view. Wow. Ooh. Dubstep. No, is this the second artifact they were on about? I'm going to have to shoot down a plane, aren't I? I am going to shoot down a plane. Let this cycle continue. Oh, shut down emergency. No, I almost clicked that just because I saw E. All right, shoot down plane. Shoot down plane. Now I'm the villain of the piece. I always kind of knew it was me. Oh, Kevin's on the plane. Age nine. Take him out. Don't pretend to think about it. I've already made the choice for you. Here we go. Yes. I don't always be clapping this. The cycle continues. I'm guessing they took down the plane to get Timmy to bring back that girl who turned into the monster. And now I'm just repeating the cycle. But won't Timmy just turn into a monster too? No, I will do the science better. One year later. Yes. Timmy just got to my dead body. My next guest is a TV star, author and real life plane crash survivor. Me? Timmy? Oh my God, he's freaking out. Oh, maybe that operation didn't go so great. Hello, everyone. It's me, the guy who brought down that other plane. I mean, it survives the plane crash. He still has acts. You had to ready. That's one hell of a story. Thank you so much. Oh my God, Timmy, I don't know if he should be placed in front of like a crowd of flashing cameras. Hey, do y'all want a demonstration? This is so weird. Okay. Oh my God, he's eager. Are we going to have a race? Here we go. You see, it was much easier in the forest. I had loads of teeth all over it. Could I borrow some teeth? Is he okay? Oh no, what is happening? Oh no, Timmy. I told you it was a bad idea to bring him on the show. Oh my God, he's freaking out. It's all right. He's going to be fine, don't worry. He does that before nap time. He just likes to burn out all his extra energy. It's cute, really. Oh no. Oh no, what's going to happen? Okay, you're fine? Okay. I don't know if that's fine or not, but that's the ending. I survived the forest. Just about. And at the cost of a lot of other people dying. Oh my God, are we just going to live out the rest of his life? Have a midlife crisis? Buy a convertible? Move to the suburbs? Oh wait, no. Are we going to be Timmy? Is this Timmy? We're Timmy. Okay, Timmy lived amazingly. And Timmy's a bit of a slob as well. Oh, Timmy's going on a bit of a mission, I think. Oh no. It's like the mummy thing all over again. I told you I heard this. What an ending. That was so good. That was some twist. I never could have saw that coming. All right, well, we completed the forest. I hope you enjoyed. I spread these out quite a bit, but I really, really enjoyed this. I hope you did too. Thank you so much for watching. Subscribe if you're new. We'd love to see you around. And that's about it. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.