 Oh, they feel me this! If males are stronger than women, why do the male characters in video games need full-plate body armour, while the women only need to chain male bikini? Going to Bali and unknowingly holding one of the most dangerous animals. Don't be so f***ing rude! I don't know what the f*** you're talking about, dude. Nothing about my lifestyle is unhealthy. I literally promote healthy things. I promote having a good relationship with food. I promote nourishing your body and not feeling shame when you eat things. I promote healthy eating habits like intuitive eating. I promote joyful movement. Yes, exercise. I literally do that and I promote it or encourage it, I would say. I encourage having a good grasp on your mental health and focusing on that in self-care. I encourage having a good social life because social health is also very important. I encourage having a good sexual health because that's also important. So just because I'm fat doesn't mean that I live in a healthy lifestyle your fat phobia is showing. Just a reminder that his next girl is going to be pissed off when she sees pictures of you because guess what? You're hot. Wait again, what is it? Tara! I'm wearing foundation. You can't be switching race. You don't see me doing this and turning white. Flipping out! Why are you a comedian? Why are you changing colours? Why are you changing race? Miss girl, that shouldn't be the race. That shouldn't be your colour. No! White people need to experience slavery. How can we know what black people have been through when we haven't experienced slavery yet? We need to start letting black people live in mansions and we need to live in the shacks in their backyard. That way we know what it's like to be oppressed. Hey, I got the job. Yeah, now I can avoid homelessness and afford to put food in my stomach during the 30 minute meal break that I get throughout my 8 hour shift which takes up about a third of my entire day, the other two thirds of which I exist in a constant state of existential dread. And then on my two days off I get to choose between doing things that I enjoy and resting my body. Not bad, right? Yeah, I feel really grateful to be making minimum wage and to be unfairly exploited for my labour while the top 1% makes hundreds of billions of dollars during a global pandemic. I love capitalism. I don't have a serious issue with straight people. I just don't necessarily agree with the lifestyle and the way they push the straight agenda on us from the time we're 2 years old. You're like, oh, you're going to marry little Davey when you grow up. And I'm like, nah, I don't believe in that. I don't believe in being straight. I don't believe it's possible to be straight. Little bit. I'm stuck in between two walls. I can't get out. You're going to have to come sort it and move my car so I can get out. Reversed it back a bit. And now I'm stuck like this. My dad's to come help me. I've rang my dad to come do it. Sorry. No, it's okay. Thank you though. Fuck, as a fuck, we ended up like that. Can I take a picture? I thought I must be going up that back street there in the car. So you never got at three point turns, huh? Smell the burning clock. Well, I'm waiting for your response. Are you just not going to say anything? So I was just going through Instagram and I came across this video of this guy saying that we need manly men to protect women. So I just thought I'd come up with a cute little game for all the girls out there. First, I want you to name five men that you trust. Quickly. Okay, now name five men that have ever protected you in your life. Once again, quickly. Okay. Now I want you to name five men that have made you feel either uncomfortable, unsafe or scared for your fucking life. I bet that last one was easier to come up with, huh? Um, so do we really need men to protect us or do we just need men to fuck off? Wearing a mini skirt in the middle of Rockville Center. White wash town with a lot of old people. Let's see how that goes. Also, this is the outfit for those of you wandering. Oh, we're not off to the good start. Okay, bitch, no, I'm home now, but story time. So tell me why. While I'm taking pictures, there's this man that walks past me. He's like 60 or something. And he's kind of like in my way. So I just look at him and he's like, oh, you know what? I'm sorry. I'll get out of your way soon. I'm like, no, don't worry about it. I'll keep taking the pictures once you pass. He starts laughing. We have a nice little conversation. It was honestly just very innocent. He was just telling me to take pictures in this kind of lighting because he was a photographer and he was also an actor. So he knows how like head shots and photography works. It was pretty chill. I just kept on taking my pictures. Then when I was done, since I was in an alleyway, I finally walked out of the alleyway. And he was just coming out of a restaurant and I saw him again. And he was like, oh my God, hi. I was like, oh my God, hi. Yeah, a little chit chat. So if it was about like acting and where I want to take my career, then he was like, you know what? I have a few friends that are in the industry. Would you like to meet them? I was like, yeah, of course I'm not going to say no to that. So I walk in, I introduce myself to everybody. I see this one mayor at the bar and I say, hi, I'm Maya. Nice to meet you. The first thing this man looks at is my boobs. And I'm like a f***ing quirk. But then again, I mean, he goes, oh, it's so nice to meet you. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Wow, you're so pretty. Thank you. He goes, I love the eyelashes. I'm like, me too. While I'm meeting the rest of this man's friends and I'm introducing myself, the other man decides to like, rope my boobs. So of course I swat his f***ing hand away because what the f***? And I say, don't do that, please. He goes, oh, I'm sorry. Then there was another man that was like, oh my God, you must be in a Netflix series. I feel like I've seen your piece of horror. Oh my God. I was like, no, I wish. But hopefully soon though. So I was doing all of my education and all of my training and what I actually wanted to do. I wanted to work in film and I kind of want to work in theater and all that stuff. Obviously it was going in one ear out the other because nobody wants to talk about my actual like, career. Everybody was too busy looking at how I looked. One reason why I will always just want to work with women in the music industry. Anyway, I told the first guy, thank you. He was like, the only one that was cool there. And then men still suck. If you're a Republican or a patriot, f*** you. I can't even wear this hat in public now because I'm so disgusted at what people think it stands for now and what you guys have made it out to be that I don't stand with that. I don't associate with that at all. But I'm just trying to wear a hat because I didn't wash my hair today and I have to go to Bible study. But like now I have to go back home and change because my son made a comment and he was like, Mom, that hat looks good on you. Even though like, you know, I was like, even though what he goes, you know, like it's Republican and I was like, that's it. That's it. I'm going home. I got to change. Boom. Bam. That's how you fix that. Hiding in the shower to scare my husband. 20 minutes later. Hey baby, what you want me to separate? The lights are the darks. Oh, she wants me to separate. Baby, I thought you were in the kitchen. Bro, why would you be in the damn shower? What did I hit, baby? I'm sorry. What did I hit? Bro, come here. Let's go get some ice. Come on. Can you move your hand? Are you glued to the concrete? So I went on a spontaneous bumble date this evening. I matched with the guy today and he asked me to go to a dive bar that I've been to before and I like, so I said yes. And we were vibing. It went pretty well. And then near the end of the date, you know, we were, you know, where you're like, oh, are we going to go home together? Are we going to do whatever? Well, he went to the bathroom and he came back and basically said that he felt like I misrepresented what I looked like in my bumble pictures and that he thought I was going to be thinner in person. And it was really purple. Like, that's the only thing that ever happened like one time before. And yeah, it was really shitty. And he used it under the guy said being honest. And just guys, FYI, talking about a woman's body is never just being honest. It's being hurt.